Who is going to play him in the inevitable biopic? Bonus - who

>him
my cousin that looks like him
>her
his cunt of an ex wife

??

Idris Elba both

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literally the only possible choice

who would pay to watch this faggot?

>>76802565
Post pics of cousin and or ex wife pls

For science

>>76802557
>hehehh im such alpha

No clue, but I know that Cristiano Ronaldo will be played by Cristiano Ronaldo himself

>>76802578
Literally who?

Messi - jack Nicholson
Antonella - Cameron diaz

>>76802599
People of messi's status don't concern themselves with societal labels such as alpha or beta..making him a true natural Alfa. Ultra Successful life.

>>76802607
Ya i was gonna post a ronaldo thread instead but that's too obvious.

>>76802557
Michael Cera as Messi. Al Bundi's wife from Modern Family as Antonella.
The age difference will be ignored in the movie.

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His lost brazilian son could play him. He's more of a Ronaldo guy tho.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0NURBPnTgM

>>76802557
Ryan Gosling and Jessica Alba

>>76802557
That kid who plays Brick from The Middle.

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>>76802708

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>>76802557
do you think she really loves him?

>>76802736
She does. If you see videos of them. The way she looks at him is beautiful. First love.

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>>76802736
If she's willing to make her children look like this then probably

>>76802748
He's gonna be handsome when he's older. Too rich to be ugly.

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>implying Tobey Maguire isn't the guy to play Messi.

>>76802757
This. He might end up being a manlet like his daddy, but his mom is too hot for him to end up being ugly. He's really young and pudgy and you can still see a strong chin and cheek bones, just give the little fucker time to grow up.

>>76802789
Spiderman-era Tobey looks more like Dybala IMO

you just know antonella will divorce him soon after their marriage

>>76802736
He isn't THAAAT ugly

I've seen uglier men with hotter women, without money

>>76802946
No, she won't. She is dedicated to Leo, he's the only man that will ever feel her vagina.

>>76802736
perro grande

>>76802736
>>76802557
messi is actually a fairly good looking guy, especially with the beard, and when compared to some of his teammates like rat king

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>>76802964
lel no

>>76802960
>>76802970
Yeah Leo is a decent 6/10 facially. Might touch 7 with lean face and beard.

He has no swag though. Very awkward guy.

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>>76802565
>my cousin that looks like him
Is pic related your cousin?

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>>76802557


>>76802578
classic

>>76802669
this

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>>76802557
For maximum keks, Antonella should be played by Andrea Rincón