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>neues
police get Coman for domestic violence
Werder Bremen sign Jiri Pavlenka
Germany beats England on penalties in U21 Euro Cup semis despite the best players playing in Confed Cup
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good thread
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DO NOT FORGET!

The official sub-thread >>76754657
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>>76800707
>despite legal action by Bastian, a few of the Chinese dolls were released and have become a collectors item. eBay tracked the sale of two dolls for £12,000
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damn

really makes you think
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>Coman
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
don't worry you haven't sold Costa yet lamallo
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that was a granate
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>sport1 livestream kackt alle 2 minuten ab
schüttel meinen kopf
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that cabellos guy is gonna rape germany a new one
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No doubt. Italy with 10 men is basically Germany with 11 ...
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>>76801234
true, spain is trying way too hard desu
>would be the biggest KEK if they choke it and the Granatengang around Selke and Gnabry actually win it
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>>76801256
only way germany is gonna win this if kuntz plays 5 centermids standing on spains mid players foots
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>Laut französischen Medien ist Bayern Münchens Flügelspieler Kingsley Coman vorübergehend in Gewahrsam genommen worden. Der 21-Jährige soll bereits am Montag wegen des Vorwurfs der häuslichen Gewalt mehrere Stunden von der Polizei von Chessy, in Seine-Et-Marne, verhört worden sein.
>Opfer soll die Ex-Freundin des Bayern-Spielers sein. Es soll sowohl am Samstag als auch am Montag im gemeinsamen Wohnsitz zu Auseinandersetzungen gekommen sein. Auslöser für den Streit: Die frühere Lebensgefährtin hatte offenbar Comans Zugangsdaten für dessen Instagram-Account gestohlen und auf diesem eine Werbung platziert. Am Montagmorgen habe die Ex-Freundin des Spielers die Polizei gerufen.
what a strange world we live in
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>>76800707
gg Deutschland, you were hammering our boys in the second half so fair play. Sickening equaliser to concede but it had been coming.
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>>76801324
niggas gonna nigg
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>ex-freundin
>gemeinsamer wohnsitz
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>>76801381
i dont think she is his gf anymore -> ex gf
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>>76801324
>getting into to custody because yo go full DELET THIS! on your girlfriend.
top wew
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nachti /Granati/
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>>76800932
i want one so bad
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>>76801544
NightyNight
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die itakker sollen noch mal einen kaputt gräschten desu
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>>76800707

Next 10 years will be Spain and Germany.

ENG is utter shit.

ITALY despite potential has player's mind destroyed by agents.
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>>76801622
But go-guy don't you want 25 million rather than just 24.5 million? Don't forget my cut though!
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>>76801165
A stick granate, right?
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lmao we're gonna get our asses kicked. good that I'm working the late shift on friday so I wont have to watch it
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>>76801725
Wear do u work bby
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>tfw Max Philipp was pretty decent (assist)
>tfw Gnabry was exposed again
>tfw Coman went the way of Ribery
>tfw Costa is almost sold
>tfw no Sanchez
>tfw no Carrasco
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>>76801622
germany isn't really good either. too many pace negroes and manlets who can't score/pass.
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>>76801622
Without a miracle, Spain will win this tournament for the 3rd time in a row. They are clearly better than everyone else at that level, no need to be depressed about it.
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>>76801813
philip was decent? what are you smoking? assist? fuck you watched to wrong game dude. yes gnarby was shit but philipp was worse.
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>>76801838

>he didnt see Philipp's assist
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>>76801858
tell me what goal did he assist? fucking nutmeg
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No one on the pitch was worse than Gnabry (if he was even on the pitch, I'm not sure).

Phillip bottled a few shots, that's it.
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>>76801872

nutmeg?

Are you saying im spicy?
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>>76801878
he is saying that he's salty
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>>76801872
He had 0 (zero) assists. Better than Gnabry who assisted an England goal.
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>>76801904
okay better then gnabry but what achievement is that.
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If either Philipp or Gnabry were actual talents with a future in the NT they would be at the confed club presenting themselves for the first team like Goretzka. They are shitters.
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>>76801923
being better than a granate
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>>76801794
a warehouse
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>>76801945
true
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>>76801897
Nutmeg isn't salty
>>76801973
Do u race the forklifts with m8s?
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>>76801945
all of that U21 team are 3rd rate
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>>76802004
>Do u race the forklifts with m8s?

heh yeah did that but its more computer based desu
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Lads, Götze is not fat anymore.

GRANATE CONFIRMED!
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>>76802025
How so? U control logistics or smth?
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>implying we won't totally devestate the sucadas with a 4-1
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>>76802040
here's the real pic
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>>76802120
hmm more like all around processing orders and such. its varying every few weeks/months
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>>76802194
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>>76802194
Granatenuli with the würstlfalle. What an absolute madman
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>>76801360
You now realise there is a third cat in that video
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>>76802129
You really won't
>>76802294
Mcdolans sells wurst in Germany?>>76802356
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nachti

looking forward to the next games
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>>76802440
theyre only selling these a few weeks a year. and since uli owns a wurstfabrik he stepped in to make some €€€
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>>76802652
Can we agree that Dijon mustard> all other mustard?
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>>76802685
idk I'm not really choosy when it comes to mustard, I just eat whatevers available. also bavarian sweet mustard is pretty good
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>>76801324
does he get Breno's old cell
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>>76803016
they arrested him in france
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>tfw can't sleep
ugh
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>>76803324
iktf m8. try drinking a beer or two
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>>76803347
I'm at my third. What now?
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>>76803372
try drinking a beer or two (more)
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>>76803372
drink the fourth really fast and wait til yr getting tired
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>>76803372
Have a cheeky fap
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>>76803387
>>76803391
thanks. will try
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sleep is overrated
just buy some meth and stay awake for the next 2 weeks
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>>76803441
Literally me during Wimbledon
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>>76803397
already did that
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>>76803441
never did meth, but I'm in the mood to do speed again.
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>fapping
>meth
>tennis

the american dream
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can't stop eating ice cream

i really should go to bed...
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>>76803462
hmmmmm....
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>>76803553
don't hate
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>tfw slowly getting drunk
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>>76803857
>on a tuesday (deinstag)
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>>76803874
see >>76803874 (pic related)
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>>76803857
good
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>>76803857
>tfw last time I got drunk I was so shitfaced I was just spinning in circles in the bathroom and throwing up
i just abuse pain killers now senpai
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>>76803910
I obviously wanted to quote my own post
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>>76803950
*reply
my I should try too go to sleep again
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time for another beer
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>>76804476
what beer are u drinking? inb4 amstel
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>>76804504
suerner
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>>76804536
what is the occasion, or do you just want your man tits to come in?
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Germany 2 - 1 Mexico
Portugal 3 - 1 Chile
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Chile will win
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goooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning
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>>76802685
Depends what you're after. Dijon is probably the most versatile, but if you want a nice kick of spiciness there are better mustards.
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it isn't tho?
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it's on sunday siw
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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https://www.transfermarkt.de/-bdquo-sport-ldquo-berichtet-fc-bayern-verpflichtet-barca-talent-morey/view/news/279458

G
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>>76808442

R
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>>76808454

A
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*pruts*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxp12XkZ1b4

>>76808674
There he is! The mad Bauer.
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>tom posting
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Papadopoulos to HSV is a done deal. Hopefully he can stay fit for more than 10 games in a row.
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>>76808693
Wirst du hingehen und ihr einen Heiratsantrag machen?
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>>76808744

HSV might actually get replaced by Schalke for "most likely to get relegated"
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>>76808442
Always rated him desu
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>>76808748
Will she say "Yes"?
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>>76808752
maybe. Should be interesting to see how Tedesco is going to handle the >schalke snake pit.
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>>76808794
JUST DO IT
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>tfw you will never suck on barbaras big nipples and lick her sweaty asshole
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>>76809034
brehs....
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>>76809034
>babsi

highly overrated
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>>76809064
dem tiddies though
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>>76809064
dont you want a mommy gf with a big bush?
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>Schnappt sich der BVB wieder einen Polen-Torjäger? Die belgische Zeitung „La Dernière Heure“ berichtet, dass die Dortmunder Interesse an einer Verpflichtung von Dawid Kownacki haben sollen. Außerdem sind dem Bericht zufolge der SC Freiburg, Standard Lüttich und Sampdoria Genua heiß auf den U21-Nationalspieler.
>In seiner Heimat wird Kownacki schon als „next Robert Lewandowski“ gefeiert. Wie einst der heutige Bayern-Star spielt der 20-Jährige für Lech Posen.
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>>76809034
I'm okay with that

>>76809162
Next Ebi Smolarek more likely...
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>Obama is probably off to Chinkland
>The only potential replacements on the market are heavily pursued by better clubs

The absolute state of Dirtmund.
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>>76809219
A 4-4-2 diamond formation with Reus, Dembele/Philipp at the front would be interesting.
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>>76809251
Yeah, if Reus stays healthy for more than 3 games in a row and Dembele actually stays.
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>>76809255
true
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Lyngby about to send yet another talent abroad.
Young forward Jens Odgaard is being pursued by Inter and other unnamed Italian clubs.
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>>76809277
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>>76809290
The new Dolberg
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++++BREAKING++++

Modeste's move to China cancelled!

>http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/anthony-modeste/wechsel-nach-china-geplatzt-52366470.bild.html
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imagine being a promising youngster and then moving to inter. career killer desu
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Gytkjær close to signing for Lech Poznan, where he will join compatriots Lasse Nielsen and Nicki Bille.
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Does this mean that chances are hhigher now that Obongo moves to China instead?
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>>76809411
There's our Granate
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>>76809411
EffZeh fag here. Don't know what to think of it desu. Modeste had some shady agents around him who demanded millions from the club for basically doing nothing. Can't help but to feel a certain amount of schadenfreude to see Schmadtke/Wehrle telling them to fuck off.
Having a "star" player in the squad that is unhappy and does nothing but to bitch and moan could become a problem though.
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>>76809411

This can only mean one thing.

Aubameyang goes to Tianjin and Modeste goes to BVB...
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>>76809462
Those transfers aren't related but yes.
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>>76809484
meh
>http://www.rp-online.de/sport/fussball/borussia-dortmund/chinesen-wollen-lieber-anthony-modeste-als-pierre-emerick-aubameyang-aid-1.6886295

>>76809471
Honestl, I don't know about Modeste. He seemed pretty based. He should fire them sacks. I don't think he starts to boycott the club on purpose.
Also I think that showing others that you're not willing to let you get fucked in the arse is more important than monnies.
Besides, the transfer window is still open for a while. May some mediocore English club or Inter will pay 20-25 millions.

>>76809481
Oh dog pls no :DDD
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Marcel Heller to Augsburg is a done deal. Contract until 2019.
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Good morning y'all
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>>76809411
dont greentext links you mong
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>>76809552
morning
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>>76809557
Stop enabling the scum to post here you dumb Hartzer
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>>76809556
this
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>>76809563
I'm having two days off.
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>>76809563
Fuck you, I'm from Berlin.

>>76809552
morning
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>>76809530
>signing a pace baby that is already 31
good decision, not.
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>>76809530
There is no way Augsburg does not get relegated next season desu.
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>>76809613
Good
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Indeed

Yes, gooooooood morning.
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I really cant wait for the official "Aubameyang announcement". Its the first summer where an important player isnt leaving and if Auba stays that would be great, if he leaves then BVB will get a decent replacement. I just want this daily drama to end. The "Sommerloch" brings out the worst in sports "journalism".
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>>76809640
There is no replacement
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Let's hope the Sommerloch also (brought and) brings out the worst in Austrian shitposters. Because otherwise, you'd just be a terrible person who I'd never want to be in the proximity of.
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>>76809640
There is no drama.
Nobody will miss auba.
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>>76809652

Any decent striker would score goals in BVB. Aslong as its not "Wagner-tier".
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i've a sommerloch in my pants
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>>76809657

Maybe drama was the wrong choice of words.

>BVB wins the Pokal
>first question of the "journalist" to Watzke
>"Where will Aubameyang go?"

Thats what I mean.
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Denmark and Germany will jointly host the 2019 Handball World Cup.
The final will be played in Herning.
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>>76809663
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>>76809652
Depends. If it should be a big name we sign Morata. If not, it be a youngster for ~10-15m like Dolberg.
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>herning
who?
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>sommerloch
We call it cucumbertime (agurketid). Much better name
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>>76809709
One of the worst places in Denmark. Home of FC Midtjylland. My issues with that region are well-documented.
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No, they aren't.
Not everyone on here is as autistic as you, you know?
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Well they are the definition of petit bourgeois who worship money over everything else and are completely devoid of culture.
They wear ugly shirts and glasses, pointy shoes in bootcut jeans and blazers a size too big.
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>>76809757

Sounds groovy.
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I feel like the Chinese super league is going about spending money all wrong.

The MLS pays out money for players who's names are worth more than their skills on the pitch, while the Chinese league pays out money for actually good players that nobody cares about.
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Hello Granatenfreunde
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>>76809675
I played Handball in my youth and we often went to tournaments in Denmark. Best thing was that you could watch female scandinavian teams all day.
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>>76809757
add a Refugees welcome t-shirt and this is exactly how I picture you to be.
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eating roasted maultaschen right now. very good
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>>76809873
I don't wear graphic t-shirts.
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>>76809902
you dont own a MIA SAN MIA shirt?
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>>76809922
Yeah but it's framed and hanging on my wall
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>>76809902
Me too, we should date *wink* *wink*
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>>76809860
ello
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>>76809947
okay
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Is this /bundes/?
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>>76809967

/GG/ is like /Bundes/ minus the autistic customers (except for one low functioning one).

Plus this is a no bully zone.
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>>76810012
well said alois
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>tfw theres some loud ossis on the street in front of my house

uuughhhhhhhhhhhhh
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goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavckVZylkg
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Where do you live
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hallo und guten morgen!
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meddlfranken
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>>76810063
Are you shitting you're pants because you think we're coming for you, Abdulla?

>>76810100
You already got 2 (You)s. This should be enough.
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>>76810063
I hate it when that happens desu
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>>76810063
Scream "Ei verbibbsch nochama, könnda nüscha ma ruisch sen?" out of your window
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>>76810124
local abdulla behaves better than the local ossis desu. if you wanna come to our country at least learn to behave
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>>76810063
call the pest control

>>76810124
>>76810245
shoo shoooo!
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>>76809670
Okay, now I get what you mean.
Yeah, it's an annoyance, I give you that.
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>>76810245
nice D&C, shill. Have a special (((You))).
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>it's a Sören shitposts until he gets seriously mad and dumps his trap folder again thread
yawn
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uh what did they mean by this?
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>>76810372
Don't try and multiply
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Wo sind die Granaten?
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>>76810352
Yeah, let's hope he doesn't do that...dumping his trap folder. Yuck, that would be like... so disgusting. It would literally ruin my day...
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>ich bin misanthrop,
>>76809563
>there is only one American
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>>76810425
EPL and La Liga
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>>76810352
>t. sören
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G R A N A T E
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>>76810639
>>76810653
Good catch
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>>76810653
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>>76809530
he has the body of a gecko

>>76810639
WHAT??==!!!!!
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>>76810694
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>>76810705
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Mainz have been very active these past few days.
I think we might make it.
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>>76810653
>>76810664
Hehe
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>>76810664
6-8-3
8
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Well, this bet-at-home sponsorship sure looks like shit.
Especially compared to how neat the DB Logo looked.
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this is why we need FC Berlin
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>>76810717
jesus christ that is horrible, think I have cancer now
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Only just noticed the "T€DI" Ärmelsponsor.
Ugh
What's going on here?
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>>76810801
Clubs can sell those to sponsors now
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>>76810765
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>>76810801
uno farto @ 3:16
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Hopefully not the last big Danish transfer this summer
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So is every Bundesliga team going to have an Ärmelsponsor now?

Please no
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>>76810765
>>76810779
The black jersey is ok while the blue & white is pretty bad. The red one is absolute dog shit
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>>76810694
>gold, light green, yellow, at least two different blues
looks ugly and cheap, perfect for Berlin
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>Christian Eriksen
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>>76810694
>>76810705
>Sleazybet.com
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>>76810828
You know in American it is called a sleeve sponsor right?
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>>76810839
Yes
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>>76810827
Rubbing my huge penis against your slutty feet while gently stroking your stomach and brushing through your hair, and also spitting in your wide open mouth will be another big, upcoming transfer invoking a danish player, though.

But besides that, it probably will be the last.
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>>76810839
>Bayern doesn't need a ten, he's overrated as fuck, would be overpriced as fuck and he's, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, a fucking Dane
do it Uli, do it for the memes
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>>76810839
>Ercucksen
>good enough for Bavaria Munich
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>invoking
I meant "involving", obviously.

Ärmelsponsor sounds much better than sleeve sponsor, though, mein Amerikan Freund.
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Agree to disagree
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Let's fight, then.
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>>76810847
What American sport has sleeve sponsors?
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*punches u*

>>76810931
Shit tier ones like nascar??? - I don't watch but think they do- just pointing out that there is a word for it
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>tfw playing a friendly against seligenporten today
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*deflects punch by giving fist bump*
What now, son?
What now?
>>
*apologizes*
We cool man, we cool
>>
>IMG_5338.png
>IMG_5339.png
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Hör endlich auf dem dummen /r/the_donald Spasst Aufmerksamkeit zu geben nur damit du um 3 Uhr nachts noch jemandem zum chatten hast du Vollidiot.
>>
FUCK Kohl and FUCK ethnic Germans
>t. Sören Benn
>>
>Rene "HSV" Adler
>Cordoba (only 5 goals) 6.5m
>Ötztunleli 5m
>Gbamin (did he even play?) 5m
>Alexandru Maxmeme 3m
>VC
>Quaison 2.5m
>Rodriguez 2.5m
>Clemens 2m
>Kodro 1.75m
>Ramalho, Bojan loan
Has Mainz bought a single player who doesn't scream "second division" since Heidel left?
>>
>>76811047
no
>signing HSV players ever
>>
>>76811047
Yes
>>
>>76810694
>>76810705
>>76810717
>TEDi
>>
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Ok, let's kiss & make up (and love).
>>
today i was asked if its okay to touch my butt
people are feeling me up lately more and more

best compliments
>>
slut
>>
What is the point of self driving cars? I like driving and the concept is shit
>>
>>76811071
Yes

Can't wait for the Aldi, Euroshop, and Primark sleeve sponsorships.
>>
>>76811070
Who?
>>
>>76811160
its like taking the train but without other people
>>
Your müm

Kek
KEK

But seriously, he probably meant Öztunali. He is more of a third division player.
>>
Damn, I could've used a semicolon there...
>>
>>76811203
i overuse semi-colons ama
>>76811178
yeah no,not when millions of otherswill have their own 'trains' on the road at the same time
>>
>>76811227
Yes
>>
>>76811259
Hmm
>>
>>76811160
I wonder if yr allowed to drunk drive. sounds too good to be true
>>
>>76811259
i unironically hope a refugee rapes and kills your parents
>>
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Weird smile
>>
>baitmark at it again
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>>76811270
Hmm
>>
>>76811259
theres a king of queens episode where arthur makes some money driving with people who can only use certain roads with a passenger
>>
>>76811293
americans ofc will buy them bc muhh possessions, but good point. shan't be a need to buy
>>
>>76811293
Hmmmmmm

Holy shit, this thread is really making me think.
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>>76811293
Private ownership of cars should be made illegal too imo.
No non-self-driving cars, no private ownership, one passenger only allowed for trips <2km
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>>76811293
taxis still need time to arrive and you never know how clean that car is. you would take your own
>>
>>76811303
Also an episode of Curb where Larry hires a prostitute for that.
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>>76811293
>>
>>76811316
Governments should pay people not to own a car.
>>
>>76811336
Yes
>>
Stop watching American television
>>
>>76811259
obviously the general rule shouldnt be "driving alone is against the law"

how could you regulate it though?

my opinion? cars should not be allowed in cities
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>>76811363
stop varg posting
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>>76811316
>one passenger only allowed for trips <2km
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>>76811363

what other TV can give us lavar ball talking to the miz besides the american one?
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>>76811336
fucking yes
>>
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>sleeve sponsors
>three different broadcasters for the games
>no more CL on free tv
kinda losing interest in this shit
>>
>>76811431
You're welcum
t. America
>>
>>76811293
I enjoy driving cars, so I would prefer neither.
Although if the driver is white and sober I think I'd go with the taxi if I couldn't drive.
>>
>>76811444
checked
>>
>>76811445
misread your post, fack it
>>
>>76811431
you forgot video referees

[spoiler]i love it[/spoiler]
>>
looking forward to the next games
>>
Looking forward to the le Tour de France, starting on Saturday in Düsseldorf.
>>
>>76811736
yes me too. Wanted to go there too. But my boss called me and asked if I can come to work on saturday and I said yes.
>>
Köln have signed Jhon Cordoba from Mainz.
>>
>>76811871
good
>>
>tfw cant stop the brrapp
>>
>>76811160
it's advanced cuckoldry for the nu male of tomorrow
>>
>>76811270
this tbqh senpai
>>
>>76812056
>bringing /pol/maymays into this
keep your obsessions for yourself Sören.
>>
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>>76812073
>t. actual Sören
>>
>>76811160
Tbh there isn't a need for AC in temperate climates but every car comes equipped with one today.
Capitalism at its finest.
>>
>>76812089
great reply
>>
>>76812115
Are you unironically dumb?
>>
>>76811736
i will be watching them pass by in aachen. visiting a friend, we will be watching from a garage roof that is accessible from his kitchen window. there will be beer
>>
>>76812137
great reply
>>
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>>76812115
>tfw dont have a AC
>>
>>76812071
Great reply
>>
>>76812175
grenade reply
>>
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>>76812204
thank
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>>76812233
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>>76812248
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>>76812255
i don wan 2 hev 2 kil u
>>
>middle aged woman from Denmark is too poor to afford a car and too drunk to drive one
>hates them
yeah nobody is surprised
>>
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>>76812282
>>
>>76812166
Sounds like a great time. Wish I could be there with you guys.
>>
>>76812283
eh I'd do the same if I was a middle aged danish woman desu
>>
Pls tell me. Does denmark really escort? I'm so fucking desperate I would really consider to do it.
>>
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did salzburg really play with red balls last season?
>>
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*shits*
>>
>>76812498
That should be a disqualification
>>
>>76812546
cute
>>
>Saúl ampliará su contrato más allá de 2021, subirá su cláusula hasta los 100 millones y verá aumentado su salario.
JUST
>>
>>76812498
she diarrhead on the fight floor
>>
>>76812498

kish? Her name should be tish.
>>
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>>76812433

>we will never have such an edgy trainer again

might aswell become a customer now
>>
>>76812498
>ref doesn't slip on it in the end
so much potential
>>
>>76812498
does this count as pornography in germany?
>>
it's too fucking hot, Granate. wanted to open my kitchen window because of cooking steam and it only got hotter, send help.
>>
>Kevin Kuranyi

ugh
>>
>the ugh poster
UGH
>>
UUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
*cums*
>>
>the americANO

*rolls eyes*
>>
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UUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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let's discuss >TM.de EPL market values now

https://www.transfermarkt.de/marktwerte-premier-league-knackt-5-milliarden-marke-ndash-pogba-abgewertet/view/news/279517
>>
>>76813264
tom davies is breddy gud
>>
>>76813049
>this
>pornography
>in germany
>>
>>76813352
ALARM
>>
So Aké to Bournemouth a done deal, Zouma wants out on loan, Terry done, Cahill dogshit.
Looks like a starting position for AC next season.
>>
>>76813352
don't greentext our american friend
>>
>>76813396
?
>>
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>>76813396
>>
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>>76813457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDsMEOYA9g
>>
vamos chile
>>
>>76813636
Thanks. I forgot that was on.
>>
>shitgas
>>
>>76813708
>>76813636
the best part about knockout matches is that something has to happen
>>
>shitva
>>
vidal leverkusen
>>
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>Ronaldo not going down
>>
>>76813954
he is able to recognize and appreciate fantastic tackles
>>
i'd go down on ronaldo
>>
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messi > ronaldo
>>
Will Aranguiz save Leverkusen next season?
>>
>>76814168
no
>>
>>76814168
kai havetrz
>>
>>76810945
Nah, they're not a thing in us sports
>>
>>76814237
Is that Danish?
>>
>>76814258
hebrew
>>
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>>76814792
>>
>>76814825
>>76814792
>Wiesenhof

You know remember Tim "REAL MADRID HAT ANGERUFEN" Wiese
>>
>>76814792
>>76814825
they look nice desu
>>
>>76814792
poop
>>
>Denmark still hasn't killed itself
>>
shattered my gooch playing rough and tumble with father jerry
>>
ich habe bewerbung heut geschickt und ich habe bei hoobys reingetan sp chan mit freunden naja looooooooool
>>
>>76815075
They were banned
>>
>>76815507
ahahahah hab bei interessen granaten hingeschrieben kek
>>
>>76814075
Reminder that /bundes/ is a Missi free zone
>>
lieber im stuhl einschlafen als im schlaf einstuhlen
>>
>>76815549
this isnt /bundes/ tho
>>
>vargas

wew lad
>>
the commentator is spoiled as fuck
>>
kleiner tip an meine freunde esst niemals ein granate das euch onkel ulli versprochen hab aua aua aua mein magen
>>
Holy shit Monster Trucks are so fucking autistic
>>
>>76815689
whats wrong with monster trucks?
>>
why do we like reoccuring events so much
>>
>>76815713
they are autistic as fuck
>yeah but whats so autistic about them
just look at them and their fans and the purpose
>>
Man city having ederson and bravo, too spanish whatevers

will they ever learn
>>
Both teams are weak af. Confed Cup is in the bag.
>>
>>76815863
its just tactics
>>
i really hope this will go into extra time
>>
OH MY GOD WHERE IS EVERYONE
>>
here
>>
>>76815863
>implying meme ter stegen wont score some more own goals against mexico
>>
>>76815958
hi!!
>>
>>76815895
Explain
>>
>>76816006
no
>>
>>76815863
Portugal defend really well and have Ronaldo. You will lose on penalties or from a corner.
>>
>>76816037
chile are literally confirmed for the final
>>
>>76816037
>Portugal defend really
Chile don't attack well
>penalties or from a corner
Germany will have 70-80% posession against any of these teams, so there won't be many corners or pens
>>
>>76815863
meh our defence is udder trash m8. I mean its not as bad as the u21 one but pretty close. once our offense cant into finishing we're pretty much done
>>
>>76816054
You better hope so
>>
Wheres Denmark?
>>
>>76816143
she's scared of the rude american
>>
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>>76815479
mmmmMMmmm
>>76815533
How'd you know I was b&?
>>76815549
Great lies
>>76815577
Speaks English faglord
>>76815713
This
>>76815716
Autism
>>76816143
>
>>
>>76816308
piss dich, du dreckiges negerkind
>>
>>76816308
rather fall asleep on a chair than shitting yourself while sleeping
>>
>>76816470
Late nite sharts can be comfy desu
>>
>>76816515
they never happen
>>
>>76816308
whrre have you been all day?
>>
*knutschis you*
>>
>>76817094
*sues you*
>>
>>76816143
banned
>>
>>76815549
Messi > Ronald
>>
>>76815944
Hello I'm here
>>
I hope Vidal breaks his leg
>>
Bremer SV benuldis upcoming
>>
Hoping for penuldys
>>
>>76817747
>bauernfags still mad
>>
>>76817879
we all do
>>
Fuck
>>
wew!

>>76817909
I'm probably one of the biggest buyern haters on here
>>
>manlet team plays long corners
why?
>>
>>76817813
hi
>>
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Vamos chile
>>
>autosage
Did the faggots finally figured it out?
>>
>Denmark gets banned
>mods put one and one together
>/bundesnate/ gets autosaged
shame on whoever reported her desu
>>
>>76818294
we'll have to see. gonna go with /BESCHISSENWORDEN/ again otherwise
>>
>>76818462
okay
>>
Bravo
>>
Cuckesma

>>76818433
>krautists actually report posts
>>
ahahahhahahahhahahahhaha
>>
Clutch
>>
Remember the Brazil confed-cup semi final in 2013, where almost every player scored because they couldn't care less and didn't feel any pressure? Funny how even the players started to take this tournament seriously.
>>
What is wrong with Man City?
>>
looks like Kevin has a new job huh?
>>
Holy shit kuranyi speaks perfect Spanish? Color me impressed.
>>
night
>>
I don't like the timbre of Hitzlsperger voice and no it's not because he's gay, it just sounds unpleasant.
thanks for reading
>>
>>76819297
>perfect
>>
>>76819078
what happened?

>>76819340
good night
>>
Thread will last about 1 minute
>>76819361
Vocaroo something mr awesome voice
>>
>>76819433
I don't know where I put my mic. I know people can say a lot on the internet, but I regularly get compliments for my pleasant voice.
>>
>>76818604
>impyling I'm not the one who usually gets reported
>>
>>76819581
Mmmm yea sure xddd
>>76819602
Implying implications
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