/trans/ - Champions League footy is back edition

I hate trans lads

who the fuck is soto

orrep acac

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LADS. LADS.

I FOUND THE PEPE! Somebody posted it. I feel so good.

>>76795084
This is why Arsenal didn't sign him. He has no work permit and Arsenal got screwed over via Asano, so they're not too happy. But... I don't see why Arsenal couldn't wait until he gets a Work Permit and then spend £7m on buying him. That might be why.

As for Arsenal? They won't sign anybody this window for money. Screencap this.


Also for some reason my post disappeared last thread.

>>76795273
>this forced fucking meme

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Who /only reads the greentext rumours/ here?

Someone gonna tell me what granate means?

/slip/

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>tfw no kosher gf to call you a good goy after you helped make the hummus for when her extended family is coming over

>>76795299
It's a stone

>>76795288
how the fuck are those people going to reply to you if you dont greentext that shit, what the fuck nigger

>>76795288
>>76795299
>>76795300
Woah

Honorable mention

Honorable mention this guy
>>76795277

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any updates on the FUCKING ANYONE to arsenal situation lads?

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>bakayoko (40m)
>van dijk (70m)
>lukaku (80m)
>alex sandro (70m)

Welp, time to ruin football again. This STRONG BLACK CORE will bully every team in the eplel

>walters to burnley

this is the most dyche signing in history

>Radja to manure
Please no

>>76795321
you now remember chelsea fans bragging about being a white team

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>>76795273

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>>76795323
Don't fight it.

I think Chelsea is winning the league next season.
Expirienced squad with players having the won the league twice by now and only ones to streghten themselves on focal points instead of drastically changing half of the team.

>Alex Sandro is the 2nd best fullback in the world (and better than Marcelo in defence)
>Bakayoko literally anyone can play alongside Kante
>Lukkaku already proven in the league, prolific scorer and will play with 10 times the players in Everton so i only getting better
>Christansen is one of the best cb prospects in the world
>Van Dijk i doubt will happen but if it does it's an amazing buy for whatever the price because there is not one defender better than him in the league that is availabile

You Premier League 2017/2018 Champions Chelsea

>>76795355
nah

imagine ever purchasing or reading a murdoch newspaper lmao

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perro chacha

>>76795355
it's Christensen. also he wont be a regular starter.

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>>76795324
>he doesn't recognise the strengths of using nig workhorses

kys, our manager, best player AND owner all have blue eyes.

>>76795368
i know he wont be, but i think he will get decent amaout of minutes.

Tbh he can't be alongside Cahill, Luiz Azpie

Altho' Cahill is a liability he is still experienced centreback and worked well last season in the same formation, But also is the first one to get dropped this season

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>>76795323
>we are not a supermarket
>proceeds to sell Salah, Manolas, Paredes And Nainggolan
>we kept Rudiger tho!
lmaoing at Roma

>>76795377
Jews with blue eyes are still jews

Any update on the beard to my 25-year-old babyface situation?

>>76795387
>No Il capitano to control Roma's transfermarket

>>76795387
Please don't ship Manolas to Russia. If you can't hold on to him, send him to England at least.

Is Blackpool top comfy britanons?

>>76795322
i don't understand burnley's mix of irishness and royal connections but they'll probably be the next team canadians learn to bandwagon
>>76795324
i'm not saying the jews did this but the jews did this

>>76795261
>Alves cancelled his contract and already has a medical booked because he wants to play for one specific club
>press so desperate for news that fake rumours about him make the back page

>>76795425
He can barely read and speak italin correctly, i doubt he would do well.
>>76795426
I'm surprised he's going to Zenit too, doesn't make sense.

>>76795427
KEK
>>76795434
surprise return to bar5a senpai

>>76795399
your only option is going full trap desu senpai

Does Lil Wayne have the biggest discograhpy ever?

>>76795355
>tiny ass squad that never rotated last year
>has to play in the CL
hmm

>>76795441
Why you kekkin at

Reminder:

Accepted /trans/ terms:
>PL
>Premier League
>The League
>CPL
>Premiership

Not accepted:
>BPL
>EPL

>>76795457
is GBPL ok?

>>76795427
Quite the opposite.

>>76795457
BECPL
barclays english championship premier league

>>76795461
No.

E&WPL is fine though.

>>76795457
Barclays South-Scottish Premiership League?

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>>76795474
>>76795471
>thinking Barclays still sponsor the league
This is why BPL is no longer accepted and CPL (Cadbury's Premier League) is now

>>76795387
Is he a Milan operative? Because it seems like Roma don't want top 3 again.

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>>76795457
Friendly reminder

>>76795487
>Premier League
>Premier League
>Premier League
>no results showing EPL
I don't know what kind of point you're trying to make

>>76795462
Welp time to cancel my flight

>>76795485
Roma are just broke, it's not his fault. And only Salah is really official for now

QUIZ
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/27/football-transfer-window-quiz-signings

>>76795495
that people associate the acronym "EPL" to the premier league and "PL" to Poland despite how much this triggers your autism.

>>76795487
Huh, I didn't know the Italian for maps was maps. Thought it would be carta or some shit desu.

>>76795506
Except it isn't an acronym because the E doesn't appear in the name

>>76795512
It just uses the english term for some reason, it's mappa or cartina/carta

>>76795520
but that doesn't prevent people from associating EPL to the Premier League

Shouldn't it be the EMPL.

>>76795532
No, it does make them wrong though

>>76795536
Pedants League

>>76795449
gucci mane and lil b have more mixtapes out

>>76795536
people don't care though and will keep calling it like that like it or not

>>76795512
>being this retarded

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>>76795487
hmm

>>76795449
Viper and buckethead

>>76795553
It was a joke. But then the other guy replied seriously and I didn't know what to do.

Chelsea are probably going to win the league, fa cup, community shield, league cup and lose the CL semis to Man City, who will go on to lose against Halal in the final

who's /grooving/ out there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsfS7mQBHzk

lads

LADS

>Salah as winger

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>>76795590
/me/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k

>>76795457
Can I call it "the prem"?

>>76795590
>>76795618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpbQSp82__0

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>>76795487
I pointed this out yesterday. Glad somebody else noticed :3

>>76795554
Wrong.

>>76795589
sorry cant see ronaldo not winning 3 cls in a row

>>76795700
>Premier League
>Premier League
>Premier League
Not seeing a word beginning with E there

>>76795589
>Chelsea won the Double La'!
>We'll easily beat Arsecucks La'!
>We've done it La'!
>We go again!
>Easy Trebel or Quadruple or Pentuple next year LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Lose 2-1 to a fucking Arsecuck team with Holding (U21 mong) and a guy who has not played a single game as a starter that season in defence. With Fucking OXLADE CHAMERMEME and Granit "Walking Red Card" Xhaka out pressing and out tackling Kante et al

>W-we'll win Quadruple next season l-l-la! Only need to spend another £500M la! £2BN doesn't win y-you anything these d-days la! It's not Conte's t-team!

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>>76795700
>Promotion to: Ukrainian Women's Volleyball Super League

>>76795711
Not the point you mong. If you search for EPL that's what comes up. I even included the fucking Google suggested search, you are a M O N G.

You call it the Premier League and you start having people ask 'which one', cause guess what chum? Scottish PREMIER LEAGUE is a thing. This is the UK. Welsh Premier League is too. Northern Ireland Premiership league and Irish Premier League are things.

So you differentiate by saying EPL, English Premier League. Calling it "The Premiership" could mean fucking cock loads of leagues. Furthermore, since most of us are Brits in here, not confusing the Home Nation's leagues is imperatives.

>>76795762
good post

Who will be the next Newcastle manager when Benitez inevitably leaves over a lack of signings?

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>>76795711
>it is commonly referred to as the English Premier League (EPL)

Stop forcing this fucking old meme, it's really fucking retarded.

>>76795762
>his team isn't in the Ukrainian Women's Volleyball Super League

NON LEAGUE CLUBS GET OUT.

>>76795781
Based Chabi la

>>76795763
>Scottish PREMIER LEAGUE is a thing. This is the UK. Welsh Premier League is too. Northern Ireland Premiership league and Irish Premier League are things.
You'll find that only one of the leagues of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are called "Premier League". The others literally have the country's name in the title

>>76795768
McClaren deserves another shot at it I reckon.

>>76795794
McClaren as the next sunderland manager

>>76795768
Pardiola

>>76795792
>only the places that do a thing do it
this really commences my cashews

The way the club overs the O makes it look like Cucky Germans ohoho

>>76795805
I was just thinking that no club would be stupid enough to hire him now but I'd completely forgotten about Sunderland.

>>76795813
In fact find me another football league that is simply called "Premier League"

>>76795832
It would mean he'd have the hatrick of north east clubs too

>>76795623
Absolutely

>>76795836
Why stop at three, there's plenty of time for him to manage Sunderland and Hartlepool this season desu.

salah

>B-B-B-B-BUT MUH GARGLE!!!
I do not give one shit what a search engine says. The definitive terms are final.
Want to talk about the EPL? Go to fucking Ethiopia, then!

I feel a bit bad for Steve McClaren desu. I mean, he's a shit manager and doesn't help himself but the stuff Bob Mortimer does about him is going to end what little career he has left.

>City and United are accepted term
>Premier league is too generic
Anyone else seeing some irony there?

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>>76795878
Wanna call it the Premier League? Which one m8?


Armenian Premier League
Azerbaijan Premier League
Belarusian Premier League
Premier League of Belize
Bengal Premier League Soccer
Premier League of Bosnia and Herzegovina
Crimean Premier League
Dhivehi Premier League
Egyptian Premier League
Faroe Islands Premier League
Ghana Premier League
Hong Kong Premier League
Úrvalsdeild - Iceland Premier League
Indonesian Premier League
Liga Primer Indonesia
Iran Pro League
League of Ireland Premier Division
NIFL Premiership (Northern Ireland)
Israeli Premier League
Kazakhstan Premier League
Kenyan Premier League
Kuwaiti Premier League
Malaysia Premier League
Maltese Premier League
National Premier League (Jamaica)
National Premier Leagues (Australia)
Nigeria Premier League
Pakistan Premier League
Premier League (England)
Premier Soccer League (South Africa)
Russian Premier League
Saudi Premier League
Scottish Football League Premier Division (1975–1998)
Scottish Premier League (1998–2013)
Scottish Premiership (2013–present)
Sri Lanka Football Premier League
Syrian Premier League
Tanzanian Premier League
Thai Premier League
Ugandan Premier League
Ukrainian Premier League
Welsh Premier League

Which one of these?

>>76795896
>Which one m8
the only one that ever gets talked about, obviously.

Your post is a steaming pile of failure.

>>76795888
I don't pity millionaires desu. If he really wanted to work again he could do it but he just keeps getting exposed and there's only himself to blame.

>>76795896
None of these are called just 'premier league'. Are you thick?

>>76795316
lmao no, of course not.

>>76795905
Premier League of Belize

National Premier League.

Seems like it m8.

>>76795901
Then why do you have a angry poopy fit when people call it the EPL then? You know which one it's about. You're just being autistic lad. Since you and your bumchum are forcing this meme, I shall counter meme.

>>76795896
>Literally 1 league in your copypaste list is called "Premier League"
You've kind of just ruined your own point there

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Swansea are close to signing Roque Mesa for excess of £11 million with BBC and Sky reporting it

>>76795918
>>76795905
>>76795901
it's the samefag gimmick man again, ignore these posts, lads.

>>76795896
>Which one
The one thats called 'The Premier League'

>>76795922

I like his little moustache

>>76795916
>Premier League of Belize
>National Premier League
but they're not called 'The Premier League'

>>76795896
What about the Israeli Premier League you fucking anti-semite.

>>76795916
Neither of those are called just "premier league"

You're trying to be smart and proving yourself wrong simultaneously.

>>76795940
Listed between NIFL and Kazakhstan

>>76795933
But which one? I need a national mate, they're all known as Premier League in their country mate, I'm from Australia. I need to know if you're talking about the English Premier League or the Australian Premier League (you can't call it the National Premier League cause there is one in Jamaica).

Gotta help me out here m8.

>>76795302
Please don't tell me these locks are there to symbolize something.

>>76795922
Is that Errol Flynn.

>>76795946
>From Australia
>Thinks his football league is called Premier League
Way to oust yourself as an idiot

>>76795940
>I can't read alphabetical order posts: the comment

>>76795934
looks like a pornstar

>>76795960
I never said it was mate, it's known as the National Premier League. But can't call it that here m8 cause Jamaica has one too.

>>76795946
>I need a national mate
>I need to know if you're talking about the English Premier League or the Australian Premier League
To clear it all up, The Barclay's Premier League (BPL) was renamed to 'The Premier League' this season. I can see you haven't been following football, but that should be enough to get you up to speed

>>76795945
>>76795962

I see that now. It wasn't in alphabetical order(unless you list Northern Ireland under I).

You are forgiven, goyim.

>all this samefagging from the gimmicklad over the name of the league

pathetic desu, i'm out for the night lad, hopefully he'll go to sleep and stop samefagging

>>76795969
>National Premier League
Nah M8, A-League all the way

>>76795981
>night
>15:32
turn your proxy off

>>76795946
The premier league, based in England and Wales. If we're referencing any other leagues we will call them by their official name, which is [country of origin] Premier league, or any variation thereof.

>>76795974
Ah so we should call it TPL then? Since it isn't PL? Okay, gotya m8.

>>76795457
Did you just assume that leagues gender?

>tfw the samefagging gimicklad is now calling others samefagging gimicks

>>76795985
both are fine, although tPL is 100% accurate.

>>76795952
Those locks are there to symbolize something

>>76795940
>Ligat Winner
>containing the word "premier"

>>76795922
Swansea are the best go swansea

EPL is fine. It is the (English) PL

>>76796004
Then why are swansea in it

>>76796004
>Swansea is located in England.

>>76796005
Because the take part in the EPL

Liverpool.

>>76795996
>both are fine

not at all lad, it's TPL (the official name) or nothing. I won't tolerate it and I will correct anybody from now on.

>>76796000
>Barclays Premier League
>not called the BPL

really makes you think

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>>76796011
Slipperpool Slipball Slip

Esliplished 189Slip

>>76796023
>Liverpool
>neutral whatsoever

>>76795974
>was renamed to 'The Premier League'
Nah, it's 'Premier League'. You just can't help but say the word 'the' beforehand

www.premierleague.com/
www.twitter.com/premierleague

>>76796020
It's sponsored by cadbury lad

>>76796011
Which one? You aren't being clear enough to know whether you're talking about the Liverpool in England or Uruguay

>>76796017
It's PL. You call it THE premier league, the same way you say "I'm feeding the dog" and not "I'm feeding dog". The word the comes before nouns in certain instances. Are you unfamiliar with English?

>Everton signing Keane
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3894044/everton-closing-in-on-beating-manchester-united-to-25m-signing-of-burnley-star-michael-keane-with-deal-wrapped-up-in-next-few-days/

>>76796041
It is now, but when it was sponsored by Barclays, it wasn't called the BPL by normal human beings.

>>76796044
WHICH EVERTON!?
WHICH KEANE?!
WHICH SIGNING?!

>>76796023
>shitty
>not literal who tier

>>76796050
Moise Kean

>>76796043
I call it the English Eredivisie desu, but just because I call your mom a cocksleeve that doesn't mean she's not your mother anymmore

>>76796050
click link

>>76796050
Steve Kean as the new Everton Town manager.

lads

LADS

I missed one football weekly. AC Jimbo here I come

>>76795427
if you like heroin then yeah

Who /audionewspaperforavisualworld/ here?

>>76796101
zaltzman isn't very good without oliver to play the straight man

What true Football Fans say
>Prem
>League
>PL
What nonces say
>EPL
>BPL
>CPL

>>76796182
This is exactly something what fake football fans masquerading as true football fans would say

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>>76796182
wew, you're right

>>76796191
>see flag
jog on, kid

>>76796197
lmao

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Who will be the next "chosen one" destined to not live up to their potential?

>there are people on this board that think Lukaku can perform well in a dominant team

>>76796211
>that flag
>still being incredibly bitter about Best

>>76796206
>if I call someone a kid they might think I am not a kid myself

>>76796213
Which Lukaku do you mean? RLukaku or JLukaku?

>>76796224
it was a slang term. I do not think youre a kid, kid.

>you now remember when fergie tricked the world into thinking phil jones was good enough to play for england in midfield

>>76796211
wilshere though it's already happened.

>>76796219
Literally what? I was referring to how he retired far too young due to his alcohol problems.

That chip on your shoulder must be heavy.

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>>76796235
>you know remember Capello comparing Jones to Baresi

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where is he going to play next season lads

>>76796249
United, if they get through the group stages.

>>76796253
>United
Which United? There are loads of teams called United

>With interest from various European clubs, Barça have named their starting point at 65 million euros for Arda Turan
(http://www.sport-english.com/en/news/barca/fanatik-barcelona-put-a-price-on-arda-turans-head-6131580)

Lol

>>76796261
how many are in the group stages of the champions league?

>>76796273
depends on how the playoffs go

>>76796273
>CL
You didn't say that in your post. You've got to be more specific and add in these little details because otherwise clearly no one will know what you're on about. You could have been on about Carlisle United in the group stages of the EFL Trophy

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>Official - Salvatore Sirigu cancels his contract with PSG and joins Torino
(https://twitter.com/PSG_inside/status/879709902851190784)

>>76796277
theyre already in the group stages.

>>76796273
FC United of Real Madrid

>>76796277
there are no uniteds in the qualifiers

>not calling it LelPLel

>not calling it the barclays or the clay

>>76796253
didn't follow the PL this year: did he do well?

>>76796285
Torino is a pretty likeable team

>>76796270
good price for a good player

>>76796306
carried them, although at times went missing.

>>76796305
What do Barclays have to do with the league now?

>>76796313
>60m for the turkish scott parker

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>tfw United finishes 6th(SIX) this coming season

>>76796349
You think Billic can get them that high?

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Are Italian Wags elite?

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>>76796390
Touche

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*carves the autists out of /trans//

>>76796406
can someone put hope solo in this picture?

>>76796050
>i think i should leave...

>>76796455
DON'T

>>76796455
Do

>>76796396
me on the left

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>>76796455
>hope solo
>in a carvepost

>>76796338
He's not even a remotely similar player to Scott Parker.
More like the Turkish Leon Osman

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concetrating...

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*Tsuus internally*

Relevant players to relevant teams when

>>76796545
this is what peak performance looks like

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Anyone wanna buy a TSUUUUUUU training device?

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>>76796455

>>76796626
saved as fuck, thanks dutchbro

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>>76795287

>>76796326
>Carried them to a 6th place finish

GOAT tbqh, fuck off messi

>>76795355
I remember when Sandro was considered shit and Ricardo Rodriguez was the 2nd/3rd best fullback in the world and when Felipe Luis claimed that moniker too.

Seriously, when does /sp/ learn? Guy isn't even 27 and he's already overhyped.

>>76795322
funny how just having a team with mostly players from the UK and Ireland will keep you in the Prem.

>>76797532
>Moyes

>>76797439
27-30 is prime age for a fullback desu
luis was and still is really good
ricrod spend 2(?) seasons at centre back, dunno if hes still good anymore
I didnt really rate sandro until he went to juve because back then, portuguese league was >portowinslol

>>76796044

>£25m for Pickford
>£25m for Keane

JUST

>>76798146
tv money will make all clubs rich la

>>76798146
Pitchfork I can understand but it is still expensive. Keane would have costed £1m a few years ago.

>Puyol convinces youngster not to stay at Barca but go to City Academy
Puyol: Career Killer
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3896978/carlos-puyol-convinces-eric-garcia-to-sign-for-man-city/

>>76798211
> £1m a few years ago
He had a decent season so ofcourse the price will go up

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/jun/27/sky-sports-channels-prices-football-golf-cricket

>Sky is scrapping its numbered sports channels and replacing them with themed offerings focused on specific sports – led by football, golf and cricket – as it combats falling viewer numbers with a branding revamp and a cheaper viewing package.

>The retirement of Sky Sports 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 and the introduction of a new package two-thirds cheaper than current prices represents a major shakeup of the strategy that has made Rupert Murdoch’s Sky a pay-TV powerhouse.

>The new offering will result in the launch of themed channels, like Sky’s existing dedicated Formula One channel, for its top-flight sports including football – which will get two channels – golf and cricket. A new channel, Sky Sports Arena, will host other content including rugby and tennis.

Golf has an actual TV audience?

>>76798277
>agent convinces player of move to get paid his percentage

Can MLS ever appear in Champions League?

>>76797820
>Luis was and still is really good

Not when he played for Chelsea

And Sandro, as well as Danilo, were always the same as they are now - decent attacking fullbacks with potential.

Danilo imo had it harder than Sandro because he had Carvahal as competition and RM had bigger challenges last season than Juve so his flaws were more prevalent.

Not saying Sandro is going to flop just that I think people's expectations of him are a bit high when he hasn't had enough experience.

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All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
Rosanna's down in Texarkana
Wanted me to push her broom
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
She forgot I hung the moon
And Allison's in Galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And Dimple's who now lives in Temple's
Got the law looking for me
All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
I remember that old Frio River
Where I learned to swim
But it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my welcome thin
By transcendental meditation
I go there each night
But I always come back to myself
Long before daylight
All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
Therefore I reside in Tennessee
Some folks think I'm hidin'
It's been rumored that I died
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee

>>76798344
alot more than you think

>tfw sportie died in the kodi meltdown and now no ez streaming tool

>>76798344
Sky and BT sports are both heinously overpriced so this is good.

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>>76798353
why not? A team that plays here is in a qualifying round

>>76798474
sky have announced today theyre cutting their prices by a third, and splitting the packages by sport

>>76798479
I'm just wondering if it's actually possible

>>76798353
I think it's a possibility but I really don't want that to happen

>>76798509
not now, no. 50 years time? probably.

>>76798353
Australia are in Eurovision so why not

It's not as if they'd ever get beyond the group stages, at absolute most

>>76798509
it's only for teams under uefa iirc, so no

>>76798388
Terrific post

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Someone please shoop the 'deck' into a 'kek'. Incase there are no Cadbury Premier League teams in the semis of the Champions league again.

>>76798353
Each organisation has it's own CL

USA plays in the NA CL
Mexico plays in the NA and SA CL

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>>76798557
its a broken system
>this team in pic is a club under UEFA (FC Tom Tomsk)
>it would take 10 hours to reach there from London
majority of US can be reached within 10 hours from London

>>76798670
Wow it's almost like america is a different continent you dumb cunt

>>76798670
So London is now the capital of Europe, is that what you're subtly implying?

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>>76798670
>Tom Tomsk
you are little baby: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40078220

>Based about 15 miles from the Chinese border, Khabarovsk - who play at the Lenin Stadium - beat Orenburg on penalties in a promotion-relegation play-off to cause some major logistical headaches for next season.

>Khabarovsk is a seven-hour and 45-minute flight from the Russian capital Moscow and even further from St Petersburg. For those who can't fly, it's a four-and-a-half-day drive or five and a half days to the capital if you fancy the train(s).

>>76798703
London is the capital of the whole world mate.

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>>76798605
Come down and beware of the black fist
The guerrillas straight motherfucking killers is the mist
Take a shot Buck Buck but you can't forge
Never thought you'd see South Central niggas in the forest
Don't kick in the chorus just yet
Cause we ain't made a mess yet
Lench Mob produce the best yet
Coming real hard man
Bumping in your car man
Finally caught up with a devil named Tarzan
Swinging on a vine
Sucking on a piece of swine
Jiggaboo come up from behind
Hit him with a coconut
Stab him in the gut
Push him out the tree
He falls right on his nuts
And just like EPMD
I don't like a bitch
Named J to the A to the N-E
Can't wait to meet her
I'm gonna kill 'er
Cause that little motherfucking cheetah can't hang with a guerrilla

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O-lpT-b2g4

WHY was this goal disallowed?

>>76798344
So, does that mean you can just get football now? I'd get sky if I didn't have to pay for all the other channels I'm never going to watch.

>>76798703
You said it, pal

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If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there
For those who come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people with flowers in their hair

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>>76798712
lmao
>>76798698
so is Asia
>>76798703
definitely

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>>76798723
>>76798764
>>76798862
Watch yourselves lads, you don't want us to come back and create instability for a very short period of time and then disappear and ultimately get cucked by christianity do you?

>>76795449
Miles Davis would like to a word with you

>>76798751
Theyre combining some (Golf & tennis), though they've not been clear what channels theyre doing. Football channel must be guaranteed

>>76798862

i still dont get what your point is

russia is in UEFA

their teams play in UEFA tournaments

not complicated

>>76795355
>I think Chelsea is winning the league next season.
They have to, so far nothing really changed in the top teams and Chelsea walked the league last year.

>>76798909
its a bit of a trek, thats all.
Nobody wants Russian teams in their group, theyre a burden and our arsehole FA wont change schedules to suit travelling teams like rest of Europe do

>>76798888
Nice quads. Gib MGPedersen

>>76795261
Hoping Ronaldo flies back to Manchester after the Confeds

>>76798479
You could go even more eastern, thanks to some Russian teams.

>>76798934
their lockerroom will inventibly blow up

>>76798934
>inb4 Kante signs for Watford and they win the league

>>76798934
Is this a repost from the summer of 2015.

>>76798961
>t. rasheed

You leave football alone you damn terrorists

>>76798975
Yes, because should have won the league last year. The players don't get enough hate for how bad they were, unprofessional cunts. I am the first one who thinks Mourinho had to be sacked and I never liked his second stint at Chelsea, but the players should be called out for what they did.

>>76795768
god it so sad that Ashley is so fucking cheap no matter how good the manager is.


Pls rich chinese when

>>76799030
Kys

>tripfag
>American
>Newcastle fan
christ

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Why do teams buy players with buy-back clauses on them?, it's retarded; if the player is shit, you lose, but if it ends up being good, then you also lose

>>76799047
I mean I can be an arsenal, man u, man city, or chelsea fan.

>>76799070
You want the player, and it will be cheaper, or the team doesn't want to sell without that clause.
Juve did it with Morata, and it did help them reach the CL final 2 years ago.

>>76799070

its like a slightly expensive, risky loan but with the chance of you making money at the end

it also allows clubs to buy players for less than what they'd usually have to pay

also theres nothing stopping the player from refusing to return to the club that sold him

>>76799070
Because it's cheaper and the other club maybe won't sell at all without the clause.

>>76799126
Sometimes it's also a way to make money out of loan instead of having to pay a loan fee.

>>76799088
why not its still bandwagoning
underdog mentality is a mental disorder

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>tfw no more free NBCsports EPL streams

>>76799375
because I am not a fairweather fuck. bandwagon is the disorder my friend

>>76799411
you prefer the botched and weak
got it.

lads

LADS

>Ingurland

need an England bunker thread. NOW!

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gf just sent me this. Any transfers?

>>76799666
Trips of satan, is your gf a negro or is she just dumb enough to get a tan?

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>>76799799
shes white. Heres another pic of her, checking out some of the shitposts I made on /sp/

>>76795261
Tht "Cocky Germans" headline sure looks silly now.

>>76799924
>that girl
>white
Armenians are whiter than this

Just found out my great grandfather was Scottish. Genuinely feel ill.

>>76800148
its alright mate, my family travelled over from Ireland before world war 1..

north americans are bumping the other thread again

>>76800148
welcome my fellow euromutt brother

>manolas to zenit

on a scale of flop to chinese super league how fucked is his promising career now?

>>76800148
we prefer to be called scotch laddie

>>76800247

money money money.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13296927/r
based brekkie tea

>>76800401
it truly is the best

>>76800401
>realize i must have voted on this days ago
anyway for me its early grey because i was a YTMND Picard memester

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Is PSG mantling down?

>it's a England lose on penalties episode

Pathetic. We lost on penalties in U17 Euro's Final and now we lose to penalties in U21 Semis.

Only the U20 World Cup win saved us and even then it needed a GOD SAVE from Woodman.

>>76800148
But that's a good thing, Celts are more powerful than brits
Look at the west, everyone who's not a jew is actually a Celt

>>76800464
dismantling*
derp

>>76795261
>cucky germans
Class banter la

>>76795623
I, for one, would prefer it if everybody called it the prem

>The state of welsh football

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>mfw arsenal signs literally no one

hehehehehehheheh

>>76800586
>losing at home to a literal nobody club

>>76800614
Welbeck is like a new signing

this time last year was good, right?

>>76800624
>literal nobody club
One of the few to beat Brenny last season

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:)

>>76800630
Sanogo leaving is like a new signing

>>76800614
But they already have. They were one of the first to do so. Keep up on your shitposter Sosa.

>>76800636
yes

>>76795763
>not the point you mong
kek

you say
>call it the Premier League and you start having people ask 'which one', cause guess what chum? Scottish PREMIER LEAGUE is a thing

and I read
>call it football and you start having people ask 'which one', cause guess what chum? American FOOTBALL is a thing

because the Scottish Premier League is as relevant to the actual Premier League as gridiron is to football. Do you know, chum lad? Because Scottish football is so minor, so insignificant, so low on quality and so high on >theabsolutestateof that to even consider it in the same sentence as talk of 'the Premier League' is ludicrous. I could have been born on the steps of Edinburgh Castle and raised in a Glasweigan council shack, and yet if someone were to talk to me about the Premier League I would know they weren't talking any football played north of Newcastle. Just like if someone asked me if I'd stayed up all night to watch the football, and I'd ask what match, and they would say the Superbowl. You are as irrelevant as a sport confined to one country half a globe away, and yet you live within a short drive and a shit across the border from me. I shall whisper "anon" the next time I take a dump on your soil for the laughs

>>76800636
2018 is our year lad. The Get Proclaimed it.

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