What did he mean by this?

It means
>I got cucked by a man once, he's about to cuck me twice and there's nothing I can do to stop him

Tsu hat trick incoming

It means
>I'll have Jara to scream PUTO in Cristiano's ears and stick two fingers in his ass

>>76794960
This t8h

>>76794942
For me, its not Cristiano

t. Vidal

>>76794942
Everyone knows that Vidal is a /messi/ guy

>>76794942
Well, he's clearly wrong. Cristiano does exist and hes not smart at all.

File: 1481392609850.gif (2MB, 360x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x270px

>>76794960

>>76794942

>get destroyed by guy
>pretend guy doesnt exist so you dont feel bad about it

Literal cognitive dissonance.

>Cristiano es un weon culiao ahshajsjaksjshse

that's what he said

>>76795317
Que cul

>>76794991
He'll probably enjoy it.

>>76795317
Arriba.

>>76795317
>"Cristiano? quien e ese weon loco yo juego pal bayer munching"

>>76794942

The original Say: "We are playing against a team and not just Ronaldo.... the boogieman doesn't exist"

HIs quote was mistranslated as fuck by Daily Mail, typical shitty britain cuck journalism.

>>76796183
I suspected that. I didn't see this quote in portuguese newspapers, and they're usually on the lookout for flammable quotes when it comes to club football.