this is leo messi he is 30th today say hello birday o him

>>76794901
his kid looks retarded

>>76794901
>30 year old
>still getting themed cakes

Wonder if I will make it to my 30th without killing myself. Well done Messi.

>>76794914
Messi has the brain and look of a little boy

>>76794901
>adidas product placement
>on your birthday
Sad.

imagine being Antonella and being forced to live with this autist because he's the father of your son and thanks to his huge amount of money, and wishing to be in the arms of Ronaldo instead

>>76794901
>3 cakes

is Higuain coming for the party?

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>>76794982

>>76794914
Yeah must suck to have people care about you.

>>76794901
You can see her ass in the reflection. Best wank of my life.

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>this autistic family

Keking my ass off

>>76794901
Messi is 30?!?
Guess TSUman will have to play till his 40s to keep Messi from winning another ball.

>No piza de queso y sprite

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>>76794901
Happy b-day

t.cristiano

>>76794953
Do you think Messi buys clothes? He wears the free shit sponsors send him.

>>76795869
He looks so gay there

>>76794953
he wears adidas 24/7

>doesn't waste money on parties
>doesn't waste money on birthday cakes, your team and sponsors will give some to you for free
>dress your family with the clothes your sponsors give to you
>doesn't have any actual friend to invite over

Why is he such /ourguy/?

hello birday

>>76796036
he is probably still wearing his barça shorts from the last game

>He has his Barcelona short on
How autistic is he?

>>76794901
hello birday leo

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Congrats

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUON

>>76794901
happy birthday!

g o a t!

>>76796265
>not wearing football shorts at home
it's super common amongst argies

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where is these foods

>>76794901
/r/ CSI zoom and enhance on that mirror

>>76794912
He's literally autistic dude

His wife has that fake smile on.

>>76796551
you just know leo isn't going to make her sign a prenup.

poor bastard.

>>76794953
?

>>76796193
Wouldn't surprise me

>>76796130
Messi Letra C

>>76794901
Probably with a house arrest bracelet on his ankle

>>76796360
>6478 EUR in taxes on food
Literally (((usury))). Why tax people when the currency is fiat money?

>>76796130

Who took the picture tho?

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>>76794901

he looks so happy :3

>>76794901
Haha what picardy blouse is that friends?

Imagine being so autistic that both your sons become autists as well by osmosis. Poor lad.

>>76796265

HOLY SHIT IS TRUE

jajajajajajaja he truly is just a random mid-class dude.

>>76796345
The fact is that the short is like his work uniform. You rarely see professionals wearing their team jerseys.Not saying is bad or anything, i would do the same, but that´s the point. He is just a regular dude that happens to be in a random/weird economic and power status.

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>>76796360
that pic turned out to be a fake picture

>>76794901
I'm legit scared by that retarded face of his son.

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>>76794982

antonella looks like a carer for two very special kids

>>76794982

top kek!

>>76794953
in argentina is normal using anything from adidas or nike my not so white friend

> tfw I spent my 30t birthday alone, with no gf and underemployed (making peanuts)

Why does God hate me?

>>76794982
criminally underrated

>>76794982
Fucking kek

>>76796310
>not CONGRATSUUUUUUUUULATION

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>>76794958
please, she would 100% still be with him if he was a failed athlete on welfare bussing tables even if Ronaldo pulled up in a lamborghini and asked her to get in she would remain loyal.

>>76803748
>making peanuts

What

>>76807142
means making no money you dumb neet

Where's the cheese pizza and sprite?

>>76794912
like father like son

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>it's another neckbeard fatass virgin losers showcase their envy and jealousy episode

lol

>mfw leo has a cheeky cigarette after dinner with that green lighter

>Alive
>Enjoy the Simple

Like Asians who buy t-shirts with English slogans without knowing what they mean.

>>76807142
He manufactures styrofoam packaging peanuts for a living.

>>76794901
Antonella still looks like a rocha

>>76794982
Fantastic post

>>76807345
>that drunk cig feel

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>>76794901

How will Antonella please Messi tonight?

>>76795033
>"Antonella, what kind of cake"
>"a birthday cake"
>"I know but what does he like..."
>"......idk I guess divegrass"
>"Say no more."

>>76808295
she'll let him watch

>>76807412
kek

Messi is like me if I were shorter and had talent

>>76794982
3 wouldn't be enough

>>76794901
or what my mother dies tonight?

>>76795717
She changes both their diapers.

>>76794901
Are they going to eat a whole cake each, greedy bastards!!!

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>>76794901
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT

>>76794982
dobyr post

>>76807403
messi can't read english