/rug/ - Hurricanes vs Lions Match Thread

BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY

Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians
Lions 16-22 Blues
Lions 12-3 Crusaders
Lions 22-23 Highlanders
Lions 32-10 Maori All Blacks
Lions 34-6 Chiefs
Lions 15-30 New Zealand

>Tue 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes, Wellington

>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland

SUPER RUGBY ROUND 15

>Sat 1 July
5:00 Sharks v Bulls
11:05 Jaguares v Kings
>Sun 2 July
1:05 Cheetahs v Stomers
3:15 Lions v Sunwolves

*all times RWCT*

muscular thread lad

Hello, is this where all the insecure hobbits will be posting because they can't into someone other than one of their own posting a thread with some form of dabbing or other shitty meme in the OP?

>>76792618

*forces the quota*

>>76792618

Wew lad. Go cry about your shit rugby teams somewhere else.

>>76792606

Looking for a big game from Savea. Poor lads got a bit of a hill to climb to get another start now!

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>>76792618
Yes.
*dabs in your general direction*

I will be posting my dabs in this muscular thread.

When's LFWRLABM coming back?

>>76792774
still uncertain since its concussion
should be ready for the rugby championship

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>tfw I didn't watch a single race

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Are Hurrs doing a haka?
Will it be a hurrka?

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>another midweek game i'll miss cause of work

Based 6pm news showing a full hour of Peter Burling coverage

Reminder that Glenn Ashby contributed more to the win than Pete Burling did.

>>76793047
play it on your phone while pretending to be productive.

any good streams? thanks

>>76793079
been drinking a few pints lad so mines a bit obtruded

>public holiday in tauranga for rich boy plank float

I might actually care this "sport" lads

Anyone got a link to a stream with kiwi comms (pref HD).

>>76793079

http://www.vipbox.live/rugby/481817/4/hurricanes-vs-british-&-irish-lions-live-stream-online.html

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>>76793079

>>76793098
Thanks bro.

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>>76793079

>>76793079
http://www.skygo.co.nz/?_ga=1.132290318.1257002019.1411852298

>>76793101
fuck that's a good stream

>>76793073
Matteo De Nora is the real MVP

>>76793116
Thanks.

hurrs to win

>>76793098
is this meant to be soundless or is me comp fucked

>>76793107
Me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

>>76793138

Audio starts about 5 mins before the game usually

>>76793125

No argument from me!

>>76793078
ran out of data :^(

Warburton got a fancy maori cloak lads. Pretty mean.

Lions by 60.

>>76793140
you're pretty chuffed with your new gimmick aren't you

>>76793141
and voila!

thanks fulla shout u a rip g

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>>76793153

>>76793079
Yeah mate
*pisses on you*

OBJECTIVE RANKINGS

All Blacks > Blues > Highlanders > Barbarians desu > Loins > Poosaders > Chiefs > Maori

where the cane's gonna slot in, Hurricanes is my subsidiary fave after Highlanders so be nice to see them near the top

Whip out a stream for us, lads

BLEH

>>76793162
What the fuck does your retarded frog have to do with that post
Shit oc

>>76793178
>tfw blues/landers fan
What a time to be alive

>>76793178
Why the autistic obsession with ranking these teams?

What matters at the end of super rugby is who wins the final.

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>>76793187
>seething

>>76793188
lads

>Wellington is the capital of New Zealand

Who knew?

Literally never even considered it could be anything other than Auckland desu

Is haka a weakness?

>teams that used a haka
Baabaas - lost
Crusaders - lost
Chiefs - lost
Maori - lost
Blues - won
All Blakcs - won
Only a 33% win rate.

>teams that didn't use the haka
Highlanders - won
Hurricanes - about to happen
100% win rate.

how will poordie pissrat fair without is big brother to nepotism him

Reminder:
GOOD GUYS OF NEW ZEALAND RUGBY:
Blues, Barbars, Landers

TWEENERS:
Hurrs

BAD GUYS:
Queefs, Poosaders

Maori "culture" is absolutely cringeworthy

What was that man with the wooden stick greeting the players all about?

*dabs*

*riverdances*

Hurricanes confirmed best of the good guys regardless. No Haka or meme before the game.
>>76793206
>Maori "culture" is absolutely cringeworthy
>What was that man with the wooden stick greeting the players all about?
Meme forced by NZ rugby

>>76793206
It signifies the wooden spoon maori used to stir the boiling cauldrons they put their human captives (food) in

>>76793193
>tfw it'll never be the first few seasons of super rugby ever again

Reminder that Nehe Milner-skidmark got totally exposed vs the Lions.

>>76793206
it means they look so good that they want to eat them

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Might crack open a dab lads

oi come on lads, give us a stream

>Laidlaw

And that's why there's no Scots on tour

>>76793224

I've only seen that shit in cans in my local. It's drinkable.

Is it a coincidence that Scotland finally beat Australia once Laidlaw wasn't playing?

Ave a clear gup

>thugions

>>76793238
No it was just Finn Russell desu. Also the Wallabies were lucky to beat Italy so...

*win scrum*
*penalised*

GO ON CJ LAD

>>76793250
they got penalised in the ruck after that lad

>lose scrum
>get a penalty for no reason
>then decide to start a fight
Thugs
>all you need is love plays
Based ground dj, every other ground on red faced watch

>fight happening
>play 'all you need is love'

>Absolutely Positively Wellington
>using a city as an adjective

Disgusting

>3 minute advantage
What did he mean by this?

Is 3-0 the most dangerous lead?

>>76793270
just had a pretty wellington welsh to be honest

>have a crowd chant that is actually decent to get the crowd behind
>play the meme Maori song
Why

I don't care who wins but this French cunt is gonna ruin another game.

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>booing the kick

Sad!

>Lions offside every single ruck every single game
>penalise Hurricanes for offside

In a bar with 30 of you mother country fucks. I'd never thought anyone would clap a penalty as opening points

>nobody in the outside backs can tackle
really thinking here lads

It's another French cunt saves the lions episode

>tackling a falling player
>penalty
Why?

Two tins of cocoa
two tins of jam
Oamaru
Timaru
and paraparaumu

>5 penalties

When are they going to fix these high tackle laws?

>tackle someone
>they duck or pull back or shrink
>instant penalty
>50/50 if going to be yellow card

>off side in open play
What?

really getting my brain waves going with this reffing lads

>Hurriconvicts committing penaties

>>another 3x3 tables
Meh

why are the lions so angry all the time lads?

That offside was fucking bullshit what the fuck fuck off ref

This is the Crusaders all over again

>the ref actually frowned when he had to give that penalty
Really?

>Rory Best
>is quite average
Made me think.

Whole lotta argy bargy this game

Fuck what a beast. Strong motherfucker.

>69% possession
kek

>>76793319
I saw that too. I don't think union refs are paid, but how much do you think his boss yelled at him to let the Lions win?

>lose a scrum or maul
>FSPs start a fight
British apes

>>76793316
They live in Britain.

>>76793335

Ouch.

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>>76793307

>We're expected to play by the rules??!!

>>76793347
Found the casual lads.

>>76793347
I didn't realise you could be offside in open play. That guy who tackled Savea just then came from offside then but no penalty.

>>76793347
Obviously not, or have you not been watching?

Gee whizz

>laidlaw is sh-

Great pass desu

BASED LAIDLAW

>Wellington
>good guys
Yeah nah

EAT SHIT YOU CUUUUUUNTS

damn
nice intercept

cheeky reminder that the highlanders and the blues both beat this team

>>76793379
from an offside position

>>76793380
The Crusaders too, in an alternate universe where they were referred fairly.

>>76793375

Fair point.

>actual blocking then
>no penalty
Hmmm

>Henshaw injured

Shame, hasn't really been himself on this tour, or even the last couple of months of the club season

You may only reply to this post if your team is capable of beating the Lions. Not so fast bad guys of NZ rugby

He laid on the floor the absolute madman

>tackled player crawling around holding the ball while Hurricanes are trying to steal it
>no penalty

holy fuck this is awful

>lions players cross the centre line of the lineout
>first ever warning from a French ref this game
Geewhizzz

>Hurrishits
That try is the most that Scotland will contribute to this tour

>>76792590
Just woke up how's the game ladz

HurriGAYnes

>>76793401
This tour rather

>>76793397
Lol fuck off

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>>76793394
Was at the highlanders game in the jersey I've had for 14 years

>>76793383

A a Crusaders fan that game was the most excruciating thing I've seen since the loss to the Reds in 2011.

>>76793411
Its 9:00am lad, sort it out

if i jump into a tackle its a penalty against the tackler right lads?

>pooricanes

>>76793411
Memer-skudder being exposed and frogs being shite as expected

Nice kick twitchy

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Who the fuck are these journeymen?

Literally never even heard of them playing for Wales

>>76793423
It was horrendous to watch. It reminded me why I stopped watching rugby a couple of years back. Too many 'grey' laws where the refs decide close games.

>>76793424
But it's too eeeearly desu

Is the ref another frog?

>>76793394
B L U E S

>>76793426

No if you jump with the ball you are fair game

It's for when your eyes are on the ball in the air

>>76793443
Yup, can't you tell?

>>76793443
how did you guess lad

>no advantage from tackler not rolling away

>>76793394
literally O U R year [spoiler];___;7[/spoiler]

>>76793452
>>76793453
he seems to be blind, deaf, and dumb, like most French

How come the Vipbox HD stream always dies 20 minutes into the game?

I can't stand watching shitty 420p streams.

Haha the lions are so good at rush defense lads they must be fast enough to compete against Usain bolt because they never get penalised

>lions laying all over at it in a ruck
>ref tells the canes to use it
Interesting

>>76793460
got a stream for you here m8
*pisses on you*

CMON CANES

>biggar kicking when halfpenny is on
Biggar confirmed for test 10

>high tackle
>no penalty

What a try. Real physically. That is how rugby is played lads.

Are the Lions forwards powderpuff?

HEARTicanes

>the state of the fucking ref

TRY!

>>76793471
No but seriously Vipbox has the only HD stream I can find and it always dies 20 minutes in, and comes back with 20 minutes to go.

>>76793459

I think he's just incompetent because no self respecting Frenchman would favour a team with English players

>this shit ref decides to second guess his decision
Who here was surprised with that?

That's right George, fuck off.

fuck this french faggot

>>76793497
This is the worst refereeing performance I've ever seen since the Crusaders game.

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>>76793497
>second guess his decision
>second guesses his second guess before watching anything
what did he mean by this

>>76793471
Me oh my

>>76793494
>>76793494
yo likewise

anyone got a better one this is laggy as shit now

>decide to penalise the canes for the lions player being offside running into another man
Gets me thinking

>hurricanes discipline
Why are North Islanders so bad at rugby?

>>76792590
Shaved my balls last night fellas, think it's safe to say that it's my year

>even the commentators didn't know what that penalty was for a while
Why are the french even allowed to participate?

Shartpenny

>everyone offside for the kick
>Hurricanes knock on
Ref please

I'm seething right now lads

>commentators are starting to call it out
now THATS some bad refereeing

>>76793522
Love the feeling but i never upkeep it so it's a bitch to shave em

>double movement while tacked
>No penalty

>>76793531
Tell us why lad, let it all out

https://livestream.com/accounts/25463623/events/7550504

>babbies who don't use Acestream

Tragic

fucking state of this Lions chasing and running

>>76793537
How do you do it desu? I couldn't make it to the sack itself because I was being a bitch, do you just attack the cunt with a shaver in the shower?

Notice how much quicker the ball is when the lions aren't laying all over it?
Makes me think lads.

>>76793539
The eternal frog lad

>>76792590
Daily reminder that Nowell is THE slowest back in the universe

HURRIMEMES GETTING REKT

>Kiwis getting an insight into how hard they are going to get fucked by based Frog refs in the next 2 tests.

Salt incoming.

>>76793542

acestream://56506f4520084676a361b2f2165a8c315db43e14

>>76793555
Fair enough lad you learn to get used to them in the Northern hemisphere

Just imagine they're disabled

>>76793542
>how do you want your latency senpai

>being proud of winning with 16 men on the field
Imagine how seething lions fans would be if these calls they are getting were made up for the other side.

>>76793549
pretty much lad
might help if you have a stiffy or can stretch the ball skin
nothing nicer than a clean shaved coin purse

this is a farce

opoopee black has been shit

>>76793542
Only works on cucked OS senpai

OFFICIAL RANKINGS

All Blacks > Blues > Highlanders > Lions > Barbarians > Crusaders > Chiefs > Hurricanes

>>76793570
We have know about how shit French refs are for years lad

>>76793579
I'll make sure to get my pics of avo man out then, thanks lad

>guy tackled in the air with the ball

Can tell whether there's going to be a penalty or not by the colour of his shirt.

>off side
>off their feet
>not releasing
>start a fight
>throw the ball away

>>76792590
HATE newspapers lads

>Trying to sieve through comments to find ACTUAL updates on the game and the scores
>its just kiwi autists crying refball

Does anyone have the score for me?

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>>76793590

>>76793602
10-23

>>76793602
7 - 14 (ref has scored 9)

>>76792590
How the fuck has fattyvea played boiz?

>>76793596
Thought I was losing my mind when I saw that.

should be binned for that to be ben franks

>>76793602
7-23 to the lions

>>76793616
ayy

>>76793602
23-7 to the Lions on the verge of halftime
Hurrimemes going 10 minutes overtime to try and scorem

>>76793618
Stander down mate

WAHEEEEEEEEEEY

btfo

>biggar relaying more instructions to the ref at halftime

>>76792590
Kek Biggar schooling the Frog

>lions captain yelling at the ref at halftime
Isn't happy with the refball to the hurricanes. Strange, must have been playing a different game to everyone else on the pitch.

OOOOOO JEREMY COORBYN OOOOOOOOO JEREMY CORRRBYN

>if it's possible, can we have that from now on?

Wonder what he was talking about

how much money is in the frogs hotel room lads?

>>76793640
We're just looking for a fair, honest game lad, as is the honourable Brit way tbqh

>>76793640
Lol that wasn't even the captain

That was Biggar talking to the ref, Rory Best is the captain

>seven seven seven six leave it seven seven
>they cause maul to collapse
>doesn't blow whistle
ok...

>>76793650
*hon hon hon intensifies*

This is a wellington club side lol

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>>76793650
>EVERY SINGLE TIME a NZ side loses they blame the ref

>>76793656
Roman poite was like "slurp slurp yes please daddy I'll give you anything you want"

Biggar Man of the Match so far tbqhwyf

FROGGED
R
O
G
G
E
D

>>76793666
i can take a loss if its fair m8

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>>76793666

>>76792590
So... This is the power of NZ club rugby...

>>76792590
Stephen Ferris is a big gui 4u

>>76793666

M-m-muh macaw
M-m-muh dark side

Reeeeee

>decide to casually watch rugby game
>expect a contest between a British team and a Kiwi team
>there's just one autistic Frenchman on the field screaming about invisible shit no one else can see

>>76793666
>Calling the refs bad decisions what they are
>blaming the ref
Lions would still be winning these terrible calls and lack there of, is ruining the game.

>>76793674
Thats not how you spell french refs.

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>>76793694

The hurricanes are playing poorly

But french refs are ALWAYS trash

>>76793698
Actually laughed out loud. Must have forgotten his scitzo meds this morning

>>76793710
Hnnghhh

Never seen this amount of seething

>>76793713
This. It would still be a pretty easy game for the lions if the calls were fair.

>>76793699
We'd still be winning regardless of froggy froggy lad

>>76793726
The thread when you lost to Japan is still King tbqh

>>76793730
I know lad but it would be a good game not waiting for the next infringement the ref makes up.

>>76793741
Fairs, HATE frogs almost as much as newspapers desu

>>76793739
Never saw it. I was out drinking heavily.

OUTSTANDING

Hurricanes retain their neutral status on the good/bad guys power rankings purely due to the meme status of this officiation.

Wtf tbqh

>concede a try
>start a fight

What a try! Despite the lions walking around the side of the ruck and laying on the ball got it done!
Shame they had to try starting a fight.

GREAT TRY

Why can't the Lions do that?

great pass inside

>>76792590
Laumape looking thiccc today lads

POOR LITTLE WHITE WELSHMAN

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>Hurricanes score
>THE BASS AND THE TWEETERS MAKE THE SPEAKERS GO TO WAR

luamape on form

Just dive straight for the line next time Laumape, could've botched it

Ummmm 14 was off side at the kick ref. You were looking right at him...

>referee doesn't stop the Hurricanes for no reason
>immediately score

>>76793757
ahhh sounds pretty standard for the lions this tour. always have a kek when i see some UK poster say the nz team are thugs.

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>>76793779

>>76793773
Every team these days is offside at kickoff, the ref doesn't ever call it unless it's obnoxious

>>76793772
He shifted balm into the wrong arm too

>>76793782
this desu
same with scrum feeds not being down the middle

>>76792590
Which one of you NZ cunts sucked off the Frog at half time?

>>76793789
the slippery slope of bad quality refs 2bh

>>76793789
Yeah, they just throw FROM the middle so it doesnt matter that it's in the direction of the team and has spin on it too. Pretty annoying desu, if the ball was actually close to the middle, even with spin, it'd put pressure on the hooker to actually have enough scrum dominance to hook it.

>>76793791

Lol. With that scrum penalty it sure looks like it. Now they're taking the three.

So I guess the referee's overseer pointed out how obvious his bias was, and that it was important to the "image" of rugby that the scoreline be respectable, so he's come out firing for the other team.

>flocks the ball away instead of just diving on it
Please lads, just the basics will get it done

Did some big maori boys have a wee chat to the ref at half-time?

why does halfpenny wear a headgear? would make it harder to dab imo

loins are choking hard

>>76793791
i legitimately reckon Biggar asking favours at half-time offended his dignity and he's taking it out on the Lions

should course-correct in the next ten minutes

SEND HIM OFF

BOOOOO BOOOO BOOOO

>complain about blocking for weeks on end
>pull jerseys and block constantly
wew

>b-but only the Kiwis jersey pull

Someone is going to get knocked out on Saturday if the loins lose this game tonight.

>another penalty
>another fight

>>76792590
The DISHONORABLE NZ players starting fights yet again

Why even try tbqh

>start a fight again
Thugs

>Lions so terrified of quick taps they have to start fights and throw away the ball

March 10 and yellow 2bh

>>76793791
Mate, this Frenchie is just blowing a whistle every 8 minutes and randomly award a penalty to either team.

>>76793833
its june 27th mate

>it's another blatant penalty conceded within the lions 10 m

it's like there's a pattern all tour lads

>>76793837
>blows whistle
>flips coin
>decides on a penalty

Not sure who'll win. I think this is the first non-test on tour where the Lions have had the worse bench imo.

>>76792590
Daily reminder that stander is the biggest meme in rugby

>Advantage offside for players who retreated before making a tackle

>>76793843
Impossible.
Never noticed this trend before playing against NZ teams.

Ffs.

What the fuck am I watching? That's a yellow now? This used to be a game for men.

That's the comeback fucked.

>>76793861
it's a "technical" yellow, but given the fact that marler only received a yellow for a late shoulder charge to the head, it's weak as fuck.

This ref isn't using the correct TMO laws or are we trialing new ones in super rugby?

Short in the only sport you can see the ball

Lawes subbed off and not Henderson.
No chance of Henderson playing in the test then.

>>76792590
Standers ONLY quality is that he carries lots lol, such a meme

>all behind the line
>advantage off side
Who?

Fuck you

>>76793892
I actually thought that one was fair, I don't recall who but one of the bigger guys was in front of the others.

Seymour now the #1 Lions try scorer on tour.

terrible tackling

>>76793898
There was an off side the ruck before not the one the advantage was for. Is that the problem, he is 30s slow?

>>76793890
Williams and Daly played the full 80 against the queefs and both played in the test

*dabs around the fringe*

Terrible off load decision

omg stop throwing these fucking wallabies passes smfh

>>76793909
no they didn't

>waves hand with ball in it around wildly in the hopes that the player who grabs it will be wearing the right jersey colour

>on the line red
>not a single player on it or behind it
So what was special about that line ref? Why should a single player listen to you? You tell them to get back then let them walk all over you.

>didn't say advantage at any point
>lions fuck up and knock it on
>actually it was advantage penalty red

>>76793927
Yes they did

>hurricanes in charge of staying onside

>>76793935
wrong though

>>76793930
They did stand on the line as instructed.

Why are poorthern hemisphere wingers incapable of staying inside?

what's the point of having a lineman if he can't even see that?

getting flashbacks to brown in 2013

Wasteman

>>76793955
This isn't 2009, we don't have 'linemen' or 'touch judges' anymore, we have 'assistant referees'.

>>76793954
So hurt lmao

>>76793955
Its literally their job to see that

2 reds lamo

catch ya later cunt

Innocuous lift

HE

>lift hips about shoulders
>Instant yellow
>team drive him into the ground
>Red no question

>>76793986
COULDA

LIONS LIONS
*rawr*

YELLOW

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET A RED

>>76793986
COULDA

>referee wants to save the lions with a mere penalty

what the fuck am i watching

>TMO has to tell the ref what to call
What the fuck is this game

>yellow card for that

Hahahaha and the refs are against the Hurricans pfffftt

Also player holding onto the ball on the ground

DOYD

lol french reffing

nothing in it

Took the ref long enough

You'd think a Frenchman would instantly recognise two men piling onto another one

Iain "Umaga" Henderson

Really soft yellow there