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good thread tbqh

Finland

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>he doesn't think the Canucks have the DANKEST prospectus roster

Are you gay or dumb?

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*blocks your pass*

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>>76790525

*coughs up 3-0 lead in final 3 minutes of regulation*

>>76790543
Still upset over hamonic trade

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>>76790523
they need one last prospect to achieve this status

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>Hey bro, you use full synthetic?

>>76790557
>refpuck

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>>76790569
This guy is almost as Jewish looking as Kikechel.

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>>76790557
*grabs your goalie's pad twice and doesn't get called for goalie interference*

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>>76790570
i may hate connor but i cant hate his taste in cars

>>76790582
>>76790589

Will all references to that game always result in a choke/refpuck shitposting war?

>>76790589
*lets in 2 other goals beforehand*

>>76790611
Yep.

>>76790559
Can't cry over spilt milk my friend

>>76790617

For the most part I don't like the new playoff format but more series' between the cucks and oilels is the silver lining because that series had by far the best, most fun game threads of the playoffs.

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Kailer "The Barber of Pearl Harbor" Yamamoto
Kailer "The King of Nanjing" Yamamoto
Kailer "Ejecting Marines from the Phillipines" Yamamoto
Kailer "Taking Singapore with just one army corps" Yamamoto
Kailer "Shogun of Unit 731" Yamamoto
Kailer "Triumphal Arch for the Bataan Death March" Yamamoto
Kailer "Sipping Mimosa on Formosa" Yamamoto
Kailer "Americans banned from Wake Island"

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Daily reminder that Canada WILL win the Cup next season, and the Canucks will herald that season.

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>Tfw having the rookie of the year next season

>over 20 posts
>not one >rags
Embarrassing. Poor form. I'll fix it.

>rags

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>>76790690
Has rookies ever shared the rookie award?

Feel like both Suzuki and Yamamoto will share it.

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>>76790661
>Kailer "From Nagasaki To Pro Hockey" Yamamoto

>>76790735
When will they learn?

>>76790784
What are manlets supposed to learn? How to be drafted higher?

>>76790668
>implying benning doesnt trade away horvat for ryan reaves in the middle of the season

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Is he Cell key material?

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Just bought a 20gb ps3. Now I can play 3 on 3 again =)

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Was just watching the video of oilers eliminating the kangz from the playoffs

Holy fuck. That fucking oilers team that beat the kings

Pouliout - Hall - Eberle
Yakupov - Roy - Purcell
Matt Fraser - Lander - Pitlick
Gazdic - Hendricks - Klinkhammer

Klefbom (rookie) -J Schultz
Keith Allie - Davidson
Marincin - Musil

Richard Bachman in goal


Jesus Christ , that is a team that loses to most AHL teams. And they beat the defending Stanley cup champions.

Can LA get any more pathetic ?

>rags

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>>76790899
>when you admit to posting on /hoc/

>>76790956
Then on July 1 the Oilers signed the defenceman that LA traded a first round pick for.

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Snipes your pass*

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>>76790570
>Mach 1 gen 2
Fucking normie
>he doesn't own a 1969 gt500 fastback
FLAMER why even

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>>76790956
>that centre depth chart
Christly fuck, I forgot MacT decided Hall-Roy-Lander-Hendricks was an acceptable group.

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>>76790892
Evidently not

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>>76790956

Is there a place in Canada where that stupid of ice hockey is not popular at all?

>>76791027
>trade gagner for purcell
>decide that 18 year old draisaitl is an acceptable 2C

>>76791043
kys

>>76791054
Never!

>>76790983

Meh, any good moves the oilers made seem to be offset by terrible ones

>trading a 1st and 2nd for Reinhart who would never be used

Just fuck my life senpai.

A 2nd and prospect just got Methot
Were they smoking crack during that trade.

K, maybe a 1st for Reinhart because of draft pedigree and oil kings connection. The 2nd was just retarded and a robbery .

And then the league Jewing us out of another 2nd this year because of chiarelli contract , which is now no longer a rule ...

And there you have it , Edmonton has an empty prospect Jar that we need to restock

>>76791043
Alaska

>>76791043

You ever seen a lanky 6'8 white guy walking around down there?

>>76791043
I'd assume the Yukon

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>>76791021
>gen 2
nig the 71-73 mustang is still gen 1. also youre a pleb, regards, me

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>>76790523
Um no, sweetie.
And this was printed before even getting Laine

>>76791067
>Edmonton has an empty prospect Jar that we need to restock

Incorrect

>>76791082
Also incorrect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwvfYmpYdaM

>>76791027

To be fair nugent Hopkins was injured and he was actually good back then

Or maybe he looked good on such s shi

>>76791068
Alaska is a state of the United States.

I'm talking about places in Canada

Why do you do this, Costa Rica? What is your end game?

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>>76790661
>>76790770
EVERY TIME

Why doesnt Yamamoto look like a slanteye?

>>76791154
Will I stop when they give me answers to these questions?

1: Is there a place in Canada where ice hockey is not popular?


2: Is there anywhere in the United States where everyone hates the MLB NFL, NBA and NHL, and where people just likes Soccer and MLS (major league soccer?


A place where everyone hates MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL, and where MLS (Major League Soccer) is the dominant and most popular professional sports league.


And where football is the most popular sport among people

>>76791237
He's undercover, learning the ways of the gaijin

Do you think Suzuki and Yamamoto will have racist stuff yelled at them on the ice so Bettman will fine them $1,000 each and pay for Bickell's MS?

>>76791243

You're better off sticking to blowing lady boy cock.

>>76791273
I had a Publix sub when I was in Jacksonville and it was incredibly shitty.
Stale bread, slimy meat , mealy tomatoes.
Winn-Dixie master race
Publix fans are tastelets.

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>not WORLD CHAMPIONS

what a shit sport dude

>>76791277
>and pay for Bickell's MS?
kekque

>>76791322
One of those rings does not belong

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>tfw replacing >finnish goaltending with Finnish defensemen

Sensible desu.

>>76791322
Did the referees get Stanlee rings too?

>>76791369
Anaheim lost in the WCF bruh

Mcphee probably could have gotten a prospect and a 2nd round pick if he didn't take methot.

Like what the fuck. he just got fucking greedy because he was fleecing teams left and right.

just fucked over Ottawa for no real reason.

>>76791243

1. I've worked a ton of different jobs, everything from retail, delivery driver, brewer, construction , liquor store clerk , telecom technician, oil field support etc ,

Every time, there was always more than a few people who didn't watch hockey and did not give a fuck about it. Like, the type of people who I had to be social with, so i tried finding stuff to connect with each other over and I'd ask if they liked hockey and they always said no. You would think maybe they were immigrants, but no they were all full on white Canadians.

But there would always be maybe 1 or on rare occasion 2 people I could talk hockey with .

The only time there wasn't anyone at all who liked hockey was when I worked in a liquor depot store by the new arena in Edmonton. This was during early 2016 and the arena was still under construction, every single person there was a white guy in their 20's and one old guy. The manager was a flaming faggot, and I think everyone that worked there was actually a low key homosexual. I got gay vibes from everyone. Needless to say, I only worked there a month because it was fucking awful.

>Selanne in for 2017 hockey hall of fame

WHAT THE FUCK!???????

FUCK THIS FINNISH BUST MANGGGGG

>>76791405
Shut the fuck up

>>76791405

more butt less jokes

>>76791404
liquor depot on jasper and 109? I live a block away and all the employees are faggots.

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>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>LV gets a second in 2020 and G Dylan Ferguson from DAL for Methot.

>dorion wouldn't give that up to protect methot
>or mcphee just hates dorion for some reason
I hate McPhee and I hate Dorion

>>76791404
>males at liquor store in Edmonton not liking hockey
Holy fuck, what a group of faggots. Let me guess - they all wore glasses and had meme beards too.

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this is the best blue jackets fan in history

>a leaf has literally never won the Rocket Richard trophy
>a leaf has not lead the league in goals since 1945-46
>a leaf has literally never won the art ross trophy
>a leaf has not lead the league in points since 1937-38
>a leaf has literally never won the norris trophy

>the leafs have never won more than 11 games in a single post-season

so this is the power of canada's team

>>76791321
>winn-dixie
are you poor

>>76791468
LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS

>>76791475
No I was a Canadian tourist, I didn't give a shit what if store it was as long as it had liquor and snacks.

>>76791445
As a fan of an ascendant team, a league with lots of "meh" teams is better than allowing any to become truly good. Fucking you over has value in and of itself

>>76791243
>2: Is there anywhere in the United States where everyone hates the MLB NFL, NBA and NHL, and where people just likes Soccer and MLS (major league soccer?

Any area that has white, liberal, youngish, upper middle class city dwellers. Hipsters basically. Portland probably best represents that stereotype (which is ironic, since in most of the world soccer is the sport of the peasants instead of the bourgeoisie).

MLS is huge in Seattle as well, which is why Portland-Seatte is the best "derby" in the US. But the NFL is big in Seattle too.

>>76791496
THEY'RE SMALL AND THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT

>>76790448
Getting sick of all these stupid shitty teams making good moves while a cool team for cool guys like Detroit still hasn't traded Nyqvist for a defense guy

>>76791389
gonna drop a big fat coiler right now in my toilet lol

>>76791517
Better push it now before it becomes a Virtanen

>>76791515
>soft scoring winger that can't score in the playoffs
>returning a good defenceman

Enjoy being terrible Detroit. Rasmussen is a bust

>>76791441

Haha, I fucked the chick with the nose ring there and she kept trying to talk to me again and then ended up settling for a beta. No way I'd get in a relationship with her.

All the people there are faggots at that one to .

I'm talking about the one in Oliver square by the ATB on 104ave.
All faggots.

And the other one in Oliver square by the staples, there all faggots at that one to.

I swear liquor depot only hires faggots.

Some niggers came in once and threatened violence to a co worker because they didn't have ID and he wouldn't sell to them . So I stepped up to them to scare them off and I got in trouble for it.

fuck that cuck faggot company

I have another story of the CEO being a probable Faggot to , I'll tell that one in the next post.

>>76791530
Hope she remembers to wipe her literally the entire Cantpucks organization.

>>76791445
he's an idiot who fucked over Ottawa for no real reason.

But I don't think Dorion fucked up in staying pat, instead of giving away two or more assets Ottawa lost one good asset, and honestly as good as methot is, how much of it is his pairing with karlsson. Sure Ottawa took the bigger hit now, but in the long run Ottawa is better off and I'm sure who ever plays with Karlsson will look just as good.

I'm optimistic. And who knows, maybe methot chooses to comeback in two years.

>>76791546
We don't even need a good defenseman just give us one NHL defenseman please god please

>>76791549
>moving a few blocks down from Oliver Square soon, by the Red Robin
>will probably have to interact with these "people" at some point
Feels bad, lad.

>>76791566
In 2 years Methot will be 34 and shitty

>>76791575
You can have a used Kris Russell in 2 years. Consider >us even for the years that you did this to >us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZqpW9KTJXo

>>76791549

A delivery came in on the drizzly app and I got in the car and to go to the hotel on whyte ave to deliver it

Turns out, it was liquor depots CEO who ordered it and was testing the delivery app when he was in the city.

The dude starts fucking flirting with me and I was like wtf is going on. Fuck off with that queer shit.

That company has faggotry all over it from the ground up .

>>76790448
Oullet Green
Ericsson krownwall
Lashoff Jensen

Name a better d core

When will Kipper finally slob my knob

https://youtu.be/D5c5x7Wzrlo

Reminder

>>76791579

Used to live there from late 2015 to early 2017.

It's mostly a good area, drunk natives some times just tell them to fuckm

Here are some actual playoff prediction bitches.
Atlantic:
1) Lightning
2) Habs
3) Leafs
Metro:
1) Penguins
2) Capitals
3) Blue Jackets
4) Hurricanes
5) Islanders
Central:
1) Wild
2) Blackhawks
3) Predators
4) Jets
Pacific:
1) Oilers
2) Flames
3) Ducks
4) Sharks
MATCHUPS:
>Habs/Leafs
>Lightning/Canes
>Blackhawks/Predators (Reddit Series)
>Oilers/Sharks rematch
>Wild/Jets
>Flames/Ducks rematch
>Capitals/BlueJackets
THIS is objectively the best prediction.

>>76791607
Jesus Christ, it all makes sense
I'm in Windermere and my LD is run by literal faggots. One of them tried to add me on Facebook, and most of the employees there are black. Black faggots

>>76790448
Doc, Edward, and Pierre are by far my least favorite broadcast team. I'm the playoffs, I am excited when I see games are on USA network because I know those motherfuckers won't be involved. If I saw Pierre carrying the puck three feet from the boards with his head down, I would crosscheck him into them. When Edward would challenge me to fight after, I'd grab his jersey and drag him down on top of me, onto pierres lifeless corpse. I'm sure that Doc would say "catawambus", to which I would reply, "catawambus these nuts, grey bush" before chopping his ankles on the way to the box.

TL;DR I absolutely do not prefer this broadcast team.

>>76791583
and so is he really worth a 2020 1st round pick?

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>making predictions before July 1 at the earliest

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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>every non-ottawa canadian team was on methot's NTC
Methot loyal as fuck to Ottawa and Dorion won't give up a shit draft pick and a shit prospect

>>76790899
Based

>>76791727
Pierre Luke DeBust lmao finns can't even draft correctly this entire draft class if going to be terrible hahaha

>>76791685

There was only 1 dude who worked there who was cool, I knew him from high school . Real timid guy.

Some Africans come in and don't have Id, so he does his job and says he can't do it (you literally have to id everyone there as company policy unless they are like in their 60's. Even people clearly in their 40's would get pissed off, but that's how she goes)

Niggers go "gibz me dats or I'll smash you in the head with this 40" to my friend

And I'm like OH FUCK NO YOU WON'T and pull out a hammer , they eventually just leave after a back and forth of words.


Right after, the flaming ginger faggot manager comes up to me and starts tearing into me.
Saying that i couldn't do that and he was going to handle it (he actually saw it, then went to go hide from the big bad niggers and just watched everything)

I quit a couple days later

>>76791777

The ginger manager was like 5'11 and 130lbs and a queer twink. Literally the most effeminate and queer guy I've ever met. He and this one 20 year old kid who did nothing but suck up to him would talk about how they could fight anyone and I had to stop myself from bursting out laughing .

They were straight queers (actual gays) and couldn't fight a 12 year old girl, any time something went down they would cower.

Holy shit man.

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>>76791321
1. Safeway turkey sub with cranberry sauce, havarti cheese, and avocado
2. Costco polish sausage
3. Costco all beef wiener
4. T&T steamed pork buns
Power Gap

9005. Grocery store sushi


POWER GAP


90000000006. 7-Eleven breakfast sandwich
90000000007. Pubsub

>>76791868

Safeway's chipotle and bacon turkey is good too

Pulled my calf somehow even though the most physical thing I did today was rub one out.

good morning /hoc/

>>76791918
Heil

>>76791868

I love a good turkey cranberry sub .

Fuck no to avocado on it tho

>>76791499
>canadian admits he has zero taste

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>>76791868
>Canadians will never EVER have a Wegmans sub

Pennsylvania has best hokkei and best hoagies

Hmm
https://youtu.be/Kn_3P9YDwJk

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>>76791868
>Safeway AND Cosco at the top of the list
Real nigga spotted. Protip for everyone else: If you want to eat Costco food without a membership, you can walk up to the exit and tell security that you want to talk to the counter about getting a membership. They'll let you in, and you can just walk past the members counter and get the food.

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>>76791868
>you will never be this mad at a sandwich

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>>76791958
Sheetz makes the best everything desu

>>76791944
Don't want to get healthy fatty?

>>76791969
Who doesn't have a Costco membership? Got to get that bulk cottage cheese and squat heavy.

I've never posted in a /hoc/ thread. From what I've seen it is either a comfy, laidback place to post and have innocent fun or the most cringeworthy place in the whole board.

Which one is true?

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>>76792037

>>76792037
kinda both

>>76792037
The first when kippers is gone, the latter when he's here.

>>76792058
dont call my waifu a he

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>>76791980
>>76791980
>sheetz
>wawa
>kum&go
Why does America have such faggy convenience store names?

>>76791980
>tfw been eating Sheetz at least twice a week for the last 20 years
Still haven't won that damn sweepstakes yet though

>>76792037
/hoc/ is the only good general thread worth posting in as it's not just a big tripfag circlejerk

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>>76792037
Both but don't forget the sperg rages

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Tfw you got to see the Stanley cup champs

Did Grease die?

Wawa>Sheetz desu

>>76791113
So how's that goalie situation?

>>76791369
It does make me wonder, do the refs who get selected for the SCF get commemorated in some way? Maybe a trinket from the league? Surely they get a salary bonus that year or something.

>>76792037

If you're looking for a team, you would enjoy the Los Angeles Kings

>>76792173
rumors are that they are looking to sign either grubauer or elliot

>>76792208
Don't lie. The ducks are more his style

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR!

>>76790668
>Canucks finally win a Stan Lee
>the day after that, the Big One hits

>>76792069
Sheetz is named after the founder and Wawa is named after the Injun town it was founded in

>>76792250
At least I'd die happy

>>76792104
>that score
Was schneider in net?

>>76791546
It feels bad being a Wings fan right now, to be sure. Things won't improve unless we go full tank by trading Tatar, Nyquist, Green, and Mrazek for picks while waiting for these overpriced veteran deals to expire.

Hoping we land Andrei Svechnikov next year and ice the brothers on the same line in a few years

>>76792266
What about Kum&Go?

>>76792275
Yeah...I believe so. The game itself wasn't bad, but the rock is comfy af

>>76792276
the only one that will fetch anything in return woukd be Green and he will probably be the >rags deadline aquisition

>>76792311
Founded by a sex pervert

>>76792313
Nice. Haven't been to a game in 3 years. I refuse to go to barclays to see my islels

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>>76792359
I have the pleasure to see isles games, and they're shit. Empty for the most part, food is subpar, and the surrounding area is a liberal paradise. At least I can get there in 40 minutes if the trains are working

>>76792276

>he thinks any of those players are worth anything

Green will you fetch you nice picks.

Mrazek though ?
HAahahahahhahahaha

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at least the penguins killed anime

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>>76792625
did they really?

>>76792359

Pretty soon you'll be able to see them at the Videotron Centre instead

>>76792625
wasn't worth it
fuck the penshits

>>76792750
git ready for dat treepeat

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>>76791868
>T&T does dim dum and sushi takeaways

Why are they so based?

Should really be #1 if not for Costco's $1.50 hot dogs that are 600 calories each.

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>>76792247
>>76792250
>>76792267
all of this

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I'm pretty new to hockey, how'd the coyotes do with all these trades?

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>>76792799
How do you say no when you're making deals with someone with such Chad facial aesthetics?

>>76792795
>him

>>76792762
holy fuck those are cheap hot dogs

>>76792853
if i lived in the US that'd be my lunch for the entire month

>>76790525
Try to take my chance with Klefbom, because Larsson would destroy me.

>>76792866

Would you put them in your pussy first? It's a new cooking method I saw.

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Who's going to take him?

>>76792958
Toronto Marlies

>>76792037
/hoc/ is maximum comfy for me.

>>76792311
That one was just for the lulz

>>76792846

I seriously think it is kippers.

Has the type of personality where they would seize control of plebs

>>76792958

Vegas to help meme them to shit

That seems to be the plan

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I want to go back to how it used to be lads

>>76790899
What did he mean by this?

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reminder

>>76791405
>Selanne in for 2017 hockey hall of fame
Well deserved

Certainly more than Paul "The Manlet" Kariya and Dave "PP Babby" Andreychuk
Also Mark Recchi finally got in as well

Shame that Alfie didn't get in though

go kings go

Hockey

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Was Pierre Turgeon elite?
He is now the highest scoring retired player not inducted into the hall of fame, he seemed like a skilled player, but he was not really a big star despite being drafted first.
Also he was a victim of a really ugly hit by Dale Hunter.

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/nhl-power-rankings-post-draft-edition-penguins-no-1-capitals-drop-below-preds/

>>76794057
>columbus 2nd
Instantly closed tab

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>>76794057
>Blow Jackets second
>Oilels
>Hawks still in top 5
>Laffs that high
>Cantpucks below Avs

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>>76792625
yeah thank god

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>>76794057

>cantpucks

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>the kings are exactly where they won the last two cups
>underrated "literal who's" when it comes to the postseason discussion
you scared yet lads?

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What did they mean by this?

>>76794653
Charge your fucking phone

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>>76791405
delete this right now. that's gone too far

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>your team
>who you drafted in round 1
>will that draft selection score 35 or more points this season
Wild
Martin Hanzal
Yes.

Kovalchuk stays in KHL guys

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>>76794653
it means you are an iCuck

>>76792958
Chicago Wolves

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Reminder that Nico won't save your shitty team NJ

>>76795170
>rags
>Lias Andersson and Filip Chytil
>combined yes, individually probably not

>>76793223
get Khabibulin to limp on back out there

>>76795365
will he play in the nhl next season?

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>tfw your team is no longer a joke

>>76795552
but anon every Canadian team is a joke until >1993 ends

>>76795552
it's just a successful joke now.

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>>76795561
>>76795564
pls no bully

why was 2017 draft so shit compared to 2016?

>>76795583
Cause the expansion draft over shadowed it

>>76795552
I consider the Oilers the biggest embarrassment in the sport and the fans only play that up more

>>76795615
>biggest embarrassment in the sport
but they're not Vancouver

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>>76795552

>tfw your team is full of shitty contracts and the best players are either old or dead

>>76795626
Vancouver is substantially less embarassing than Edmonton.
Not even same leagues.
Oilers are a fucking joke, eye roll tier whenever I hear one of their fans "banter" on here

>>76795660
Edmonton fans never ransacked their city though

>>76795673
well we sort of did, not like hongcouver did though

>>76795673
That's true

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Urho

>>76795720
the brave horizontal woman

>>76792958
Kunlun 红星

>>76795583
The 1999 draft was so bad that kids born in 1999 turned out to be shit hockey players

>>76795951
vancouver!

>>76790448
that is one smuk op

>>76795673
it wasnt the canucks "fans" that started that riot
just a bunch of hooligans that would have rioted win or lose

>>76796269
t. VIDF

>>76796276
fine have it your way
>his franchise lacks the passion necessary to burn down their city
further proof that the canucks have the best fans of any sports league

ferraro says if you gave him a list of 5 random players including yakupov he would be able to pick at least one that he'd take over yakupov. dreger says yakupov deserves at least one more chance.

who is the genius and who is the nigger?

>>76796308
does ferraro make his consideration based on current knowledge or from the projections made back in 2012?

cause the yak hype was widely based off his 2012 wjc performance

>>76796286
>destroying the city is a good thing
Vancouver is a backwards place isn't it?

>>76796471
>destroying the city in a fit of passion is a bad thing
how does you even call yourself a fan(atic)

>>76796330
Yak is fucking terrible, and Edmonton can only take half the blame. Playing for Eakins didn't do him any favors, but he's too fucking stupid to learn defense. His mentality is literally "GIVE ME PUCK TO PUT IN NET", and he's not even smart enough to get into shooting lanes in the offensive zone.

He'll be back home in the KHL in a couple months.

>>76796471

If you destroy your city, the city wins

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Rumors that Yakupov is interested in signing with Vancouver. Please pick him up so >my team can giggleshit their way through Van six times next year.

>>76796554
the canucks just finished their worst season in 18 years and you couldnt even 5-0 them lmao
picking up a former 1st overall for 1mil/season is gonna make them any worse

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>>76791369
>>76791980
>>76792750
>>76791958

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How is he still in business?

>>76796640
I thought you promised you were leaving

>>76796674
Not sure who you are talking about, I am new poster here.

>>76796817
in that case, fuck off we're full

I really don't like the offseason.

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>yuropoors are all being haxxored right now

>>76796554
If they're not planning on bringing Galchenyuk it's useless. He was the only guy who could make Yakupov productive.

>>76790994
This team spoiled lots of forwards: from Nash, Filatov and Gaborik to Anisimov and whoever playes there. RIP Panara.

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>>76796622
Wrong post, friend.

>>76797278
>hand egg
>relevant

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>>76791357
Soon.

>>76797406
it's all sports friend

>>76797455
it has been 6 years since bawwwwston won something in hokkei
wtf kind of superiority is that?

Where is the blues ahl team gonna be located lads?

>>76795552
>signed lucic to a long term deal
>signed russell at 4 mil
>get rid of first round talent because "you can afford to"
>not have any prospect past the first round pan out

but yeah man, you're no longer a joke

>>76797621
O M A H A

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The time is ready for Finnish-Swedish rule of the puny north americans

>>76797813
just wait til you play from quebec before winning anything alright boys

>>76791972
>y-you are all j-j-ust mad

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>>76797813
Karlsson-Jokipakka pairing when?

>>76795552

>biggest draft babbies in the history of sports
Still a joke, I will have zero respect for anything Edmonton accomplishes in the next decade

>>76798268
damn i was hoping for the respect of a fat faggot who can't skate. Oh well

did the oilers trade jordan eberle?

Guys, guys, I got my lorazepam prescription renewed. Fucking party time.

>>76798296
your dad would respect you if you spent less time on the computer prob

>>76798354
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=did+the+oilers+trade+jordan+eberle

>>76798382
He can skate better than you cletus, he played in the whl.

>>76798464
you really disappointed him then huh

>>76798461
what a bunch of retarded assholes to do that lmao

>>76798518
>play like shit get dealt
i wish more teams had chia's courage

Alex Galchenyk for Marco Scandella straight up.
Who says no?

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>>76795552
>completely shake up front management and coaching staff
>still immediately try to destroy the development of yet another top prospect by leaving him twisting in the wind

>>76791281
He's from Costa Rica, not Thailand you dumbfuck

>>76798542
the habs probably

>>76798594
you're from costa rica pal

>>76798481
not really, injuries happen, i have a great job now. at least i can still skate, unlike you who never even learned

>>76798716
but I can

>>76798576
hes a fucking bust to bh
>>76798735
sure thing cupcake

@76798735
why would someone just go and tell lies on the internet?

>>76798765
he thinks we cant see his flag or something

>Elliot spotted in Winnipeg
FUCK

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WE GOT PLAYERS

idk why you have to lie about your dad being a junior hockey scrub on this anonymous site but it probably has to do with mental illness/insecurity

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@76798806
>NOU
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO

>can't skate
>posts on a hockey general
what did he mean by this?

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>>76798786
when will they learn

>>76798806
canadian inferiority complex

>"Andrei Markov wants a 2 year deal worth 12m with an AAV of 6m per"

>>76798929
Did Markov find the fountain of youth this offseason? Because that's the only logical reason to be asking for a contract like this.

>In the lockout-shortened 2012-13 season, 20 teams finished with more points than this year's Avalanche
wew lads am i right?

the avalanche are retarded to not keep grigorenko around. their entire roster with the exception of 2 players was dreadful last season so the people they choose to willingly part with will be the 23 year old with huge upside that already has shown he can score in the nhl, and matt duchene. unreal.

Help me out here /hoc/, haven't followed hockey since I was a kid and want to get back into it. I need a team, thinking one of the Sharks/Rangers/Isles but I'm open to suggestions. Avs would probably make the most sense but fuck Kroenke.

>>76799105
probably go with the isles, they're likely closest to an upswing. the sharks are a meme that are stagnant as good but not great and the rangers are trending downward. none of those choices are great though

>>76799105
who did you follow when you were a child?

>>76799105
fuck off we're full

>>76799150
I mean I was a kid so I didn't know much, but mainly the Sharks. I liked the Avs and the Thrashers too but it was mostly a jersey thing.

>>76799263
>mainly the Sharks
you made your choice back then
dont be a bandwagoner

>>76798793
what did you expect anon? a smith-elliott tandem?

>>76798988
poor guy

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When's Foo making it official?

>>76799551
I feel like he will go to the Detroit dead things. Heard he was getting a guaranteed number of games. Plus I feel like we already have a lot of young RWs developing

>>76799105
this >>76799366
if you pick anyone else kys

>>76799669
Well, >we have Bulju and the Barber of Pearl Harbour, and a constantly-injured-Pitlick if he re-signs here, but not much else on the right side. Pitlick is a bottom 6 if he can get heathy, and Pulju/Yams might not even pan out.

For some reason, I have a feeling he'll pick Vegas, but it would make a lot of sense for him to choose Edmonton.

>"Los Angeles Kings have contacted free agent Joe Thornton"

Wonder if Rutherford has bothered to contact anyone yet.

>>76800159
lmao shorks fans are SEETHING

>>76800330
>shorks fans

>>76800317
doesn't seem like it

>>76800368
sorry meant fan

which teams will tank next year

- Sabres

>>76800430
- Everyone but Pongs

>>76791369
>mad
>at following the rulebook

Still seething, eh?

>>76800159
If Thornton became a King, his entire career would become meaningless.

Or at least moreso.

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>your team
>your top scores next year

>Oilers
>McDavid with 110
>Draisaitl with 85

>>76800430
>arguably the worst post-cap season
>ZERO additions
>lose your young goalie
>decline to qualify the rookie you got when you were fleeced in the ROR deal

The Avs are even tanking the off-season.

>>76800610
>Oilers
>Mcdavid 15+85
>pulju 62+24

>>76800686
why finns have the best and most accurate posts?

>>76800739
high IQ due to selective inbreeding

>tfw no finnish bf