OFFICIAL /big3/ GAME THREAD

from sticky to icky lol. im watchin i guess

im going to switch to the nba awards when its on though

>gus johnson doing play-by-play

yes fucks yes

This is going to flop harder than the XFL

stream?

Tbh, im in here for the nostalgia

>handchecking

>AI
>White Chocolate
>Jermaine O'Neal
This would be based if it was still 2001

The fact these old guys are all for hand checking but current NBA stars can't be touched is embarrassing.

It's a way to kill time when nothing else is going on, so I'll take it.

BIBBY SPOTTED

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>Michael Rapaport

How much are these players getting paid to agree to this horse shit? They can't be possibly getting paid that much

/3HeadedMonsters/

KWAME BROWN IS A BONA FIDE SCRUB

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>kwame brown

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>this camera angle

>kwame brown is only 35 years old

bruhhhh can they really only afford 1 camera man thats at halfcourt lmaoooooo

KWAME BROWN
W
A
M
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B
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This fucking sucks. I'm finna go watch some baseball. Maybe a lil hockey too.

KWAME BROWN DOMINATIN THE PAINT

stop playing real basketball and just chuck up some 4 pointers you faggots

how many fucking times are they going to mention the nba ffs?

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KWAME BROWN?

>>76788170
More than you, kek

OG Curry right there.

Millennials better recognize.

What the fuck is this?

am i the only one who thinks this is terrible

why is durr only on hoop?

This is actually pretty comfy

>>76788301
Nah, this is pretty awful

>Gary Payton actually looking sad because they're getting slightly blown out

Wow this guy is serious.

>>76788348
t. millennial nba faggot

This is hard nosed basketball with no refs blowing their whistle every 2 seconds

is kwame brown elite?

kwame brown will save this team

KWAME BROWN IS NOT A SCRUB

Kwame about to get a new nba contract on the warriors

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>kwame brown

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who /3'scompany/ here?

Fuck that im gettin tickets bro

>them broken ankles
kek

what are the chances of /sp/ financing a team?

Ghost ballers have best logo

whos going to end up with the vet minimum on an nba team from big3?

This is actually based. Can't wait to see AI

>>76788428
They're coming to my state. Gonna be a comfy Sunday night.

mahmoud abdul-rauf has to be on some government watchlist, he looks full ISIS

ice cube will fuck this up by slapping his face on everything and have corny ass themesong.

>>76788481
chauncey my nigga

>>76788465
I know Dirk and Duncan.

As soon as Dirk retires I'm getting a team together. Gonna call ourselves the skyscrapers.

The entire team will be at least 6'10. No manlets allowed.

>they couldn't do it at msg because Oakley is banned

kek

>handshaking
>no refball
already better an nba meme chucking

>>76788505
the 14 second shot clock will fuck this team

SHOOT A FUCKING 4 YOU FUCKS

THIS IS A MEME ANYWAYS

4 POINTS
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>>76788546

>>76788546
Based Shard

>>76788546
wew lad thanks based Sweet Lew

>>76788523
>no refball
>implying (((they))) wont rig it for iverson

B A S E D

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>Stephon Curry

how behind is my fucking stream, link?

>>76788505
>6'10
>not a manlet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Are you shortlets really this delusional?

>>76788571
/pol/ pls go and stay go. It's fucking exhibition.

kwame chimping out kek

F O U R

RIP JASON WILLIAMS

press f to pay respects to white chocolate

I know this league is just a meme, but I am actually enjoying watching. I'm excited to see Iverson play. His game is the 3rd one tonight, right??

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>>76788703
>>76788714
POOR LITTLE

So are these old fogies in shape or what? Feels inevitable that there will be a ton of injuries

Didn't think they would play this seriously. If they had more guys on ai level playing this would be goat

>>76788723
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE?!

SWEET JESUS

BIBBY WITH 2 FOUR POINTERS

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>curryland

fucking stop

GHOSTBALLERS

BIBBY

Damn this is really good

I'm still gonna go switch over to the nba awards though

>>76788761
yeah its good comp, I was expecting more joking around so this is good. Hopefully the league gets some respect and more prominent old timers join.

>>76788809
when is iversons game?

Lavar, Lonzo, and a 3rd Ball will be on WWE RAW on the USA Network NOW!

Not sure exactly if vegas is giving out odds for this league but the BIG3 will blow if vegas gets involved, this has alot of potential

>>76788858
LINK

>>76788872
http://firstrowus1(DOT)eu/watch/551014/3/watch-wwe-monday-night-raw.html

kek based payton

>mike babby

>ghost refs

refball

Wow this is actually exciting

KWAME FUCKING BROWN

SWEET LEW DA GOAT

SHARD
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>>76788832

SWEET LEW

REFS BTFO

Was that Ricky Davis?

already better than the nba. That was more exciting than 90% of the playoffs.

Is there a thread for the awards show?

>>76788931
Holy shit theres 3 more games?

FUCK YEAH

>>76788931
who /killer 3s/ here? I want to see oak choke a nigga OUT

This was pretty rad honestly

>>76788958
The third game is Iverson vs. Scalabrine

players you want to see join?

>Rasheed Wallace
>Kurt Thomas
>Spreewell
>Webber
>Kobe
>Duncan
>Baron Davis
>KG

I hope this isn't a fly by night thing. This is genuinely enjoyable. The format of the game and seeing the old legends is sick. And there's nothing the fuck else to watch in the summer.

>>76789041
BASED GOD KG LETS FUCKING GO

>>76789044
>confederations cup
>WC qualifiers
>EPL in august

Fuck you mean bro

>>76789072
literally who

>>76789072
I'm American.

In 15 years there will be a "This was Big 3 vs. 3" 30 for 30 just like with the XFL. This is literally a joke.

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WHO LIFELONG /3HM/ HERE?

>>76789094
nah it's actually enjoyable and has a few big names involved.

>>76789094
slamball was XFL

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>bonzi wells

Lamelo Ball said "beat that nigga ass" on WWE, lmao

>>76789041
Michael Jordan

Fucking oneal bro

Damn still got it

>>76788832
literally yesterday

This is so fucking bad. Who wants to watch washed-up has-beens jack up shitty jumpers? The NBA left this shit era behind for a reason.

Gary Payton should have an nba coaching job.

>>76789215
kys

o'neal finna spin on em

>>76789218
He'd murder someone. Especially refs.

>>76789303
>supersonics come back
>Gary Payton gets HC job

>>76789092
Apparently not, since you're not watching baseball.

>all these 3s all of a sudden
wew

>>76789262
i swear to god o'neal must've done that same move a million times

people still can't do shit about it too

when he was on the warriors everyone's low post game got immediately better after he taught them what to do

>current nba players attention whoring

fuck off

>harden sighting

wew lad

it's weird seeing guys who played before the 3 was relevant, all spaced out behind the 3 line

I thought it was real nigga rules...its not make it take it and they shoot foul shots? That's pussy shit. If you want good TV there would be no refs either. People would turn in just for the chimpouts when shit starts coming down to the line and someone calls a soft ass foul on a miss

>all these commercials

who here /justwaitingforiverson/

>>76789577
i was, but now im actually enjoying it. no other sports on right now other than baseball, I will gladly tune in to this every time it's on. 4 games in one night, all games are quick and you get to see some old fucks play some bball. plus iverson.

they're going to have a rule going before entering this league to prevent domination. Maybe make it so that you have to be 3 years removed from the nba. somebody like Paul Pierce would completely dominate

why isnt gilbert arenas in this shit

>>76789706
no guns allowed in the big3

DAT PASSSSSS

NBA AWARDS BTFO

>>76789094
They didn't throw hundreds of millions of dollars to create Big 3 like Vince did with XFL. Not even comparable.

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bruh

MA NIGGA DESHAWN

Holy goddamn

>daily reminder ice cube is redpilled on the Jews and won't let them ruin his league

>>76788412
>black people noses

>>76789806
>white men dicks
>white women ass

>rap conversation

cube grew up in the suburbs and went to a good college

they should just play half court basketball, no meme stuff

>flashy manlet nigger decked out in diamonds
As a nielson household I absolutely refuse to support this bullshit

>>76789842
>nigger intelligence

>>76789892
same as you?

we've already seen the bbc meme is fake after we saw draymond and lebrons dick

>>76789892
cube is an actor after all

Wtf is going on here? They're really not showing the game in full?

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the fuck is this

>>76789908
I grew up in the Bronx in the early 90s. Never claimed to be a gangster like cube does.

Wtf is all this cutting? They literally skipped buckets

>oh shit guys we wasted too much time on ice cube talking to iverson in a studio, now we have to cut the later games short

They promote Iverson as being the star of the league and then they don't even air his team's full game. Of all fucking games to make a highlight reel out of.

Dropped.

Okay what the fuck???

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It's called the Big 3 because games last 3 minutes

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gg no re

can ice cube get the fuck off the screen already. We get it you made the league now shut the fuck up.

will next game be whole

>>76790130
that's the problem with niggers..they want to constantly promote themselves even when it's not relevant to what's being shown unlike somebody like Adam silver and the Jews that scurry away and hide in the shadows most of the time

>>76790130
>>76790171
this happens with ufc and boxing too, when the owners are entertaining they try and hype their shows too.

the jew is hated so he isnt out there constantly

sick picture in picture of old man sitting

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>if you steal the ball you don't have to clear it

this is the single biggest glaring issue with this game

>>76790226
just like backyard ball rules. don't see a huge problem with it.

>>76790226
Never play 21?

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>>76790241
>>76790237
me and my friends cleared after steals

>me and my friends

>Killer 3s are the bad guys
Let's go K3s

>>76790282
if i said me and my *then* friends instead would it have made you feel better

>>76790226
nah that's nigger rules. it's supposed to simulate a steal=fast break. white boii rules are take back everything

The biggest glaring weakness is that its not make it take it I've never played a single pick up game that you make a bucket you don't get the ball back

>>76790310
>nah that's nigger rules. it's supposed to simulate a steal=fast break. white boii rules are take back everything
fair enough, the fast break thing makes sense

>The biggest glaring weakness is that its not make it take it I've never played a single pick up game that you make a bucket you don't get the ball back
first thing my dad said is "its not make it take it"?

lmao

>>76790310
also why the fuck are they playing 2's/3's pick up is always 1's and 2's...they got a lot of rules wrong tbqh

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>tfw get a pain in my groin when I cough
>but have no hernia bulge or any other signs of one
what is it bruhs, I'm scared

>>76790339
i think its supposed to be halfway between pickup ball and actual real basketball

and then also mixing in new meme rules which might make it better to watch, like with the 4 pt circles (shitty idea) and the win by 2 end of game rules (excellent idea)

Is it me, or was that third game faster than the first two?

>>76790358
a lot more made shots especially down low, less contested pullups and 4 pt meme attempts

>>76790358
They spliced the Iverson game if thats the one you're talking about. Didn't show the full game for some fucking reason.

>>76790357
watching washed up pros play true pick up bball, esp with call your own foul would've been much better. This looks more like shitty pros playing real basketball

>>76790350
hold on bro maybe just a strain. we'll get you through this. when did you last fap?

>>76790374
Bet he didn't even lift a fucking weight for this. In classic AI style he probably thought he could show up and takeover. He was winded as fuck by half.

>>76790384
like a week ago cause I have a cold right now, but i was goin pretty hard on that D the week prior to the cold

should note that I don't always feel the pain and have been prodding a bit looking for signs of anything, and sometimes there's a bit of tightness in the region that persists, so I'm thinking it could be a strain, but everyone basically says the only shit that happens in the groin is hernias so im on panic mode rn senpai

>>76790374
I'm glad we got to see nobodies attempting the 4 point shot earlier, Iverson and Cube shooting the shit talking about old rappers and a child molester, and Ice Cube rapping the theme song they've played a million times tonight. Really glad they cut the game for that shit. We saw Rick Barry sitting in his chair more than we saw any of the fucking game.

Everytime they show a shot of the crowd they look incredibly bored

>>76790437
have you also considered a Urinary tract infection? you might also just need to fap since you could be backed up

so /sp/

who are the good guy teams on the big 3?

>>76790524
allen iverson is a bad guy until he can play a full game

get in shape fag there's 44 year olds out there

>>76790542
holy shit, I unironically agree on that

>>76790502
I also wonder if it could be my right hip somehow affecting the area, its kind of fucked up desu senpai. I've had slight groin pain for awhile, but it was never anything to write home about cause it rarely happened, but my hip has been jacked up for the last year or so and is now acting up even worse than before, but unsure if that would cause anything in the groin area

I need to get in with a doc I guess, but I'm always putting that shit off

evans in his college colors

Are they too poor for a skycam?

>>76790556
sounds like a connecting muscle or tendon strain could be the issue.

Also they should just pipe the tunes through the broadcast

>>76790556
just remembered there's also lymph glands in the groin area. anything can make them swell

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>>76790622
when I put my hand on my groin and then cough, it feels more like a tendon that strains more than anything else, though that may not mean anything as I'm not an expert. but it feels taut and not something that I would expect a potential hernia to feel like

I'm kinda hoping its muscle or tendon strain, I don't really have the chedder to shell out for a potential surgery if its a hernia

holy shit this is awful

fiba 3x3 is better than this, and fiba 3x3 is pretty bad

All in all, I thought it wad pretty good. A lot better than I expected. The first two games were very intense and fun to watch. I'm looking forward to next week. Hopefully they don't cut out the Iverson game again.