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>>76787454
good lad

found your twitter gabe.

you seriously need to take off the tinfoil hat.

>>76787560
searchable
>>76787587
good post
>>76787485
pls share gabe pic

How was the Ostapenko match?

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>>76787560
So will he return to botmode or continue to le hippie hugman?

>>76787694
also need to stop browsing /pol/ you alt-right piece of trash.

retweeting content from "whitereddit" - "reddit's allwhite alt-right community".

disgusting racist AND redditor

like donkeykong

Damn, the brit shill drank too much coffee today.
>>76787728
No, I already explained in previous thread.
>>76787746
He needs an injury break for that to happen.

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>>76787784
did you or did you not retweet a racist video from an account called "whitereddit"?

yes you did Gabriel.

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>>76787764
see the pic
>>76787784
see my reply to >>76787764 but also know that i have saved the picture and passed it onto the relevant parties

>>76787784
don't reply to me, i asked the brit about the picture.
i am the guy you usually refer to as the brit shill though, so i'm afraid it's another brit calling you out today. brit brit brit

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>>76787857
>>76787831
1+ minute betwixt replies

>>76787867
i've just arrived, hello UAE btw.
going outside with mini dachs nau, back in 30

>>76787867
its a different person you fucking moron.

>>76787867
Just ignore, otherwise he'll ruin the thread.

>>76787930
Good post

so in the next gen finals race zverev has 2000+ points, and the others have 600 or less.
is he going to play the actual finals, since he's gonna finish in top 8 or both of them?

also, please save us kyrGOAT

Wtf is the boodles? An exhibition match?

>>76787957
>he's gonna finish in top 8
He won't because he can't play Bo5 and gets BTFO in the first round so he'll probably play the Next Gen finals as a vulture

also, hi croat in germany

>>76787930
maybe you should go back to /reddit/ you tinfoil hat, alt-right lunatic?

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>>76787587
Gommis ged dhe fug oud :---DDDD

>>76787981
>He won't because

he only needs another 1000 points for the rest of the year

he will make it comfortably

just rofl @ ur life if in the year 2017 u ar not planning the removal of urbanite, removal of industrialist and removal of Jew

>>76788050
Bold prediction for a someone whose brother has a better record in slams this year

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Absolutely BTFO

>>76788116
Oh look using an opportunity to get le media exposure and shekels
>>76788053
As if ne of dah cud happen... mite az well plan for zombie apocalypse u dummy

>>76788050
its not a bold prediction. he already has 2500 points. cilic, nadal and thiem all finished with under 3500 last year.

if he makes the QF of the remaining masters and wins a 250 event then he could lose every other match he plays this year and still make it in all likelyhood

>>76788193
this meant for>>76788099

>>76788116
unironically a good post

>>76788053
>>76787930
>>76787935
>>76787867
thought you insular wankers had seeped back into the woodwork

>>76788116
>Dear John
pls stop i'm gonna cry

>>76788116
What is she talking about?

>>76788613
>insular
>wanker
the very definition of an a*glo "person"

>>76789228
dont reply to that kike

Gay af I know but I love it when other players comment on each others instagram ie congratulating John Isner for getting engaged.

I didn't even know they were friends thanks blog

>>76789227
McEnroe in an interview called her the best female tennis player, the interviewer asked why the "female" qualifier, and John said that she would rank around 700 if she played in the ATP tour.

>>76789394
Sounds about right.

>>76789394
>an interview
It was actually his most recent book but whatevuh

>>76789394
I think she would be in the top 400

>>76789394

700 is retarded.

She'd be above that for sure.

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>>76789291
quiet down michael

>>76789481
He's not bad looking desu maybe I'm used to lexplorer types

>>76789539
maybe you've got a chance, he appears to be a closet homosexual judgung by his twitter

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>>76789481
I love The Monitor

>>76789555
If I was gonna go gay I'd go for some 40+ year old sugar daddy and be like Donna Vekic desu

>>76789478
>>76789479
Do you guys play tennis? I think 700 is generous, I'm not even convinced she would start on a D1 college team

>>76789481
10 bucks says im the best looking lad in here. post your pics nerds

>>76789635
That's not really an accomplishment, Michael. I bet there only trolls here.

>>76789291
>kike
usually they call me arab, get with the memes

>>76789481
Michael's not bad looking at all bro
Just sucks he rates nigger music ie. young thug

>>76789677
i know.. im just sayin. but on second thought id rather not see the pics of the inbred wanker brits post their ugly mugs here

>>76789720
Fuck off gook

>>76789720
kys

>>76789757
based michael

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idk why the 'serena can compete with men' meme always resurfaces, but its been dubunked for a while now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_GQvxqf4M

>>76789728
but hes the greatest artist of all time across all genres ..

gabe whats going on in brasil

>>76789728
this is true

tfw cant grow a beard

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>>76789758
>>76789761
only just burgertier

watching old newman from seinfeld clips on youtube today lol you can ama again hehe

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>>76790040
how can i stop being such a beta numale?

>>76790087
drink more water

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>>76790097
wtf i am a chad now

>>76790001
t jack hewat

>>76790097
iz correct
hidration is gud and alpha

literally no news, no fights over @ heem
may permaheem myself tn boys

>>76789941
Feudalism and social engineering.

>>76790289
*shits*

>>76790297
t. le china is going broke

get help kiddo

>>76790337
It is doe

>>76790289
u wot m8, u need a real man sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3C7I5lRZII

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>>76790363
it unironically isn't. growth is slowing but it is still growing at about the fastest pace in the world. couple that with their massive foreign reserves and china will not be collapsing economically any time soon

>>76790337
Why do you think they're colonizing the US west coast and Canada?

>>76790404
>growth is slowing but it is still growing at about the fastest pace in the world
Top kek, all that 'growth' is a product of their ghost towns, it's all a facade.

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>>76790410
because there is a return to be made there
>>76790436
ok how about you back up that claim. in addition, the globalized world makes it so that china cannot fail if we want to fall into gabe consipracy territory

>>76790461
Just google China ghost towns, it isn't a 'conspiracy'.

>the globalized world makes it so that china cannot fail
why?

>>76790528
i don't care about there being ghost towns but rather proof that a very large amount of capital is being allocated there (hint there isn't)
>>76790528
>why?
you're missing the point. however, there is a LOT of capital invested there and TPTB won't let that just wither.

>>76790404
Not collapsing but not sustainable tbqh

>>76790609
It's not about capital but GPD and the appearance of being a good place to invest.

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>>76790638
>not sustainable
that depends on what you mean by sustainable and what time horizon you're speaking about. of course 6% growth cannot last for any very significant length of time (and they probably do cook their books to make growth appear larger than it actually is) but they certainly can settle in at 3% growth (still pretty extraordinary in the historical perspective) for a while. They have the land and labor to allow this to happen. of course, the introduction of machinery does threaten china in the sense that they are so attractive because of their low wage rate+ cheap currency, but the introduction of machinery as a replacement of labor on a wide scale will see everything as we know it change and is still likely a ways away.
>>76790673
it is all about capital you dumb monkey. i don't pretend to know everything as you do, but i know a few things and returns to capital are what determines investment.

>>76790673
lets see if you can see the error in your thinking in this way.

GDP as determinant of investment: Businessman says "wow china is growing at 6%, let me just throw money to china (apparently nowhere?????) because their gdp numbers are good!

RTC as determinant of investment: Businessman B says "if i open a factory here, i can hire this many workers at this wage and produce this much product which i can then export and profit"

>>76790754
I don't pretend to know everything, anything I say is what I personally see it and I put the pieces together, maybe wrongly or incompletely. I don'r think I need to say that every time I post.

>>76790754
I agree with the majority of that post but the majority of their manufacturing has moved overseas even the chinks are too expensive for sweat shops

Also I'm doing a workout from a pornstar to look him which is not weird at all

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>>76791033
>Also I'm doing a workout from a pornstar to look him which is not weird at all

>tfw bench is still poverty
Do not AMA. Do not like nor subscribe to this blog.

i like to think this is how gabe lives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXP1KdZX4io
>>76791212
wat iz ur bench

What has become of you /tennis/?

>>76791296
There's no way I'm going to be outside at that time of the night, it's asking to get kidnapped or worse.

>>76791422
you could redpill your kidnappers on how your worldview is complete and perfect tho

>>76791296
Did 155x5 for 6 sets today.

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how did nadull go from wearing "shorts" down to his shins to now shorts that are a few inches above his knees?
>>76791630
not too bad so long as you arent a fatty

>>76791630
goodnight chad

>>76791796
fashion is cyclical

>>76791796
he's getting older, he needs 2 extract power from whencever he can, and every1 knows short shorts ar the mightiest piece of garment a man can don

the earth is flat right bros

>>76792405
gud post
it is my cue 2 go 2 sleep, knowing 10is is in safe hands

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>>76792439
im hitting the bed as well now. this is a good watch though, really gets those neurons firing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-G2aiVoeu8

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We out here

>>76789479
>>76789478
never played tennis I see

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Oh shi-

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Brits confirmed cucks

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>>76784975

Estbourne (aka kerberwinslol)
Kuznetsova
Halep
Pliskova
Mladenovic
Bacsinszky
Pironkova
Cepede
Konta
Davis
Mugu
Wozzles

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"And now I'm afraid that we must get into the more regrettable stage of our brief acquaintance "

>>76792599
I fucking love it when the toes peek out of the inner side of the shoes. More!

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*beats the shit out of the krautist *

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>it's not fun to browse /tennis/ anymore...

>>76789479
Yeah man as the other guys said, 700 is very generous.

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>>76793560
I unironically miss peak djokovic

>>76793560
Its fun when grandslams are on though

>>76793709
Tbh shitposting is only elite during the Australian open or when murri is btfo at Wimbledon

>>76793560
Give /yourguy/ a call and tell him to ditch his hippie guru.

>tfw a player of his caliber buys into extended hugs and loses his edge

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>>76793732
>I don't rate hugs

>>76793732
We literally have tabloid-type newspapers ranting every day about how Djoko should eat more meat and get rid off the "love and piece" bullshit, but it's of no avail.

>>76793856
Post proofs

>>76793856
why would he listen to tabloids?

No Eastbourne today, rain all day?

>>76793985
say it ain't so, William

>>76793709
slamthreads are the worst
m1000s have the sweet spot rate of posting, shitposting, and tenis

>>76793856
Which would be worse, Djok wins eastbourne and is tired going into wimbledon or that he lose and is mentally fucked going into wimbledon

what a slut

>>76794593
>white girl's ''''''ass'''''''

>>76794580
>>76794593
The video pt 2, bouchard boogaloo

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>>76794636

U mad, bitter virgen?

>>76794672

virgin*

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WTA caca

>>76791358
americans happened.

absolute cancer to /sp/

>>76794672
Who dis?

>>76793560
R A R E
A
R
E

>>76794974
kek

>https://www.oddschecker.com/tennis/wimbledon/womens/womens-wimbledon-2017/winner

well that is an interesting list. surprised to see halep so low, i think it is a matter of time until she gets her first GS. also garbine is higher than expected. it is pretty fucking wide open at this point huh. what were the odds of ostapenko prior to RG?

>>76795131
also karoline pliskova as favorite... she has gone out in 2R in four years in a row.

>>76795152
who the fuck else, I guess.

>>76795131
>>https://www.oddschecker.com/tennis/wimbledon/womens/womens-wimbledon-2017/winner

>greentexting a link

reported for that

>>76795167
>redditspacing faggot in charge of reports

>>76795305
>the redditspacing epic may may xD xD XDDDDDDD

genuinely want you to end your life mate.

did you guys hear me yell Ajmo Nole in the Halle final

iks de

>>76795333
gulp
how shall i do it daddy?
bASED Heather Watson

>>76795333
This. I think people have been posting that way even before Reddit existed

Abysmal meme

>>76795349
were you in Germany for real? should have shitposted from Halle m9

>>76795305
>knowing what posts on reddit look like
Something you want to share with the thread?

>>76795362
phoneposting on 4chan isn't fun

plus there was no wifi inside the court and the one outside only worked intermittently

>>76795167
>>76795357
Your redditspacing antics are pretty gay, but I would never report you, that would be a step too far, anyway each to their own.

>>76795402
did anyone even react to the Nole chant? would have been pretty memey

>>76795349
I heard an OLE, maybe that was you.

>>76795454
the couple next to me looked at me funny but that was about it

>>76793856
eastern euro countries are so based in this regard

>>76795439
I'm going to

post like this

just to piss you off

Faggot.

Dopeapova is ugly af but man does she had nice legs
>>76795757
>tabloids
>based
Unironically kill your self kikel

In other news, Quiroz will be playing at any time soon.

>>76795958
She has this strange slav-face tho. I'd prefer not to

>>76795947
How did a military force that hasn’t fought a battle in 500 years become the experts in survival knives? We gotta hand it to the Swiss Army’s publicist. Making their name synonymous with the essential multifunction knife is a real coup, literally won without a single shot being fired.

You know who does amazing shit every day to save people’s lives, in a hundred different impossible-to-predict situations? EMTs. They’re probably the closest thing to superheroes we have in real life. They have to be ready for any emergency, fight through any obstacle, work during any disaster.

And what’s in their utility belts?

A knife like this. The one-handed assisted opening reveals a 8Cr13MoV steel modified tanto blade with partial serration and black oxide coating. The lightweight aluminum handle also conceals a cord cutter, hex wrench with screwdriver tip and bottle opener, and carabiner clip. And just above the deep-carry pocket clip, there’s a glassbreaker tip. Neither seatbelts nor windows nor cording shall keep the Kershaw Funxion EMT knife from its appointed mission.

Yeah, OK, chances are that unless you’re an actual EMT, or search-and-rescue person, or something like that, you won’t be using this knife to save any lives. But if you want a knife with some actual life-saving tools, here you go. If you want a knife with a plastic toothpick, go talk to the Swiss Army.

>>76796026
You are

Seriously

An awful poster and your autism is pathetic

It would be much better

If you left tennis

Nobody likes you

>>76796046
>Nobody likes you
you're not meant to

>>76796070
Please go

You aren't wanted.

honestly /tennis/ was a mistake. this general gets worse everyday. it's attracted too many shitposting casuals(Americans)

you've ruined tennis on 4chan. bring back slam and masters threads only

>>76796084
not gonna happen burgerman

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms!
Long Ones
Short Ones
Skinny Ones
Fat Ones
Guess I'll go eat worms!

>>76796090
what did you expect? stale memes and /pollittv/ circlejerking. But if anyone wants to discuss the wta suddenly people start to notice that /tennis/ is shit.

honestly, waifufags are far less of an issue than these pol bait/reddit bait discussion.

>>76796090
all generals are shit

and hence /sp/ is shit because it's 90% generals

>>76796129
Good post
>>76796113
>wta

>Wimbledon winners aren't nice enough to thank the sponsors

>>76794580
is she not humiliated by this? where is the photo
from?

Thiem is losing to the #222 right now

>>76796168
Claybaby getting exposed. But in all seriousness though, the top players don't care or prepare for pre-slam tournaments.

>>76796138
thanks for proving exactly my point

>>76796168
Thanks for the heads up, wouldnt of thought Thiem would be so bad on grass.

>>76796168
>>76796207
it's not too surprising

grass takes actual talent to play on. hence why ball bashers like Wawrinka and Thiem are woeful on it

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>>76796218
Le have good serve and win surface

Clay is actually the surface that requires talent as you have to have a well rounded game and actually construct points

>>76796228
She's already out of qualifying this year

>well rounded game
>for the surface that has produced more specialists than any other

Raman making noodles out of Thiem, kek
>>76796218
Its not fair to call Thiem a ballbasher. Some say the same about Nadal and it's baseless. Skill is needed to direct power and Thiem has it, he just can't control it yet.

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>djokovic still isn't playing

Kubrick would have hated you, Gabe.

>>76796228
>Le have good serve and win surface

Literally no serve-baby won wimbledon since Ivanisevic and he was an exception in the middle of great all around players before and after.

>>76796325
Since last year.

>>76796353
>federer


>not a servebabby

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these 'skirts' should look real nice on masha ;)

>>76796380
>the GOAT all-court game
>servebabby
select only one

>>76796394
Servebabby

Thiem seems so uncomfortable

>>76796388
Get ready to see boob sweat and sweat tacos

>>76796388
t. michael

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>the atp is better than the wta

>>76796441
is that Konjuh on the right

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Thiem is tanking so he'll be prepared for Wimbledon, r-right guys?

Does anyone have a stream to the Thiem match? Pls

>>76796441
Mladenovic looks so fucking old jesus

>>76796485
just a low-res one: http://live.robinwidget.org/streamvideo8/thiem-vs-ramanathan-atp-antalya-live-stream-3880422.html

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>>76796465
Yeee
>>76796479
Literally yes

>>76796489
thanks man

Ram literally just has a good serve. Thiem is shit right now
>>76796504
sure

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the wimbly players party should yield some juicy photos

How big is tennis in India?

is the Shapovalov match delayed because of rain

>>76796543
They have a masters 1000 tournament so I reckon pretty big

>>76796645
no they don't?

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How to achieve Stepanek mode?

>>76796675
>what is Indian wells

>>76796675
>what is indian wells

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>>76796773
>>76796778
epic

>>76796773
>>76796778
god fucking damn it

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They should've gone with Just Succ or Thiem desu

>>76796778
U type fast
>>76796899
Thiem is too modest for that stuff

>>76796773
>>76796778
lel

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Just got a promotion offer to CEO.
I didn't need this right before Wimbledon.

>>76797125
TAKE IT

>>76797125
congrats! more monies. fewer people to answer to while you stream HD matches at work

>CEO posting on tennis on a Filipino fidget spinner website
riiiiight

>>76797125
to do what?

>>76797168
>>76797164
Problem is more about liability. There is no such thing as a 100% legitimate business.

Now i gotta get legal aid, oh dear.

>>76797185
It's a 4 man company and the boss just quit.

>There is no such thing as a 100% legitimate business.
Confirmed drug dealer

>>76797203
are you laundering money for some drug cartel? what illegal stuff is your business involved in?
t. not FBI

>>76797191
Oh, you mean 'to' CEO, not 'from'.

>>76797203
Did you do freelance?

>>76797203
>lying on the internet
Anyway hi our me, Which businesses r u in? Company should have lawyers on retainer anyway.

As a newfriend to /tennis/ (began visiting /sp/ Dec. 2016), here are my observations about the tennis threads:
-most of the Americans, the Ecuador guy, and the Argentine are okay
-the Brazilian is quite annoying
-I really like the arab
-the British guy is pretty autistic
-the Swiss guy is a shitposter but not really bothersome
-the German guy(s, I think) are the most neutral and informative out of everyone
Everyone else I don't see too often

>>76797231
no comment
>>76797241
nah, i was just hired as n office clerk more or less
>>76797243
Not really trusting the company lawyer with protecting my personal ass desu

>>76797308
t fbi brother with nadalfan2006

>>76797308
I like you too Michael
>>76797310
last question: are you GermanOP?

>>76797341
>implying there is more than 1 german

>>76797308
I love you too. No homo.

>>76797308
What about commiefinn and redditfinn?

>>76797605
idk how to identify them

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>>76797605
They are unironically the same dude

Still no Crok'o'shit vs Poosicle???

>>76797630
As far as I can tell, commiefinn is way more prolific and always posts about communism, drugs, and philosophy, and has breddy gud tennis insight. Although it appears Michael here
would disagree with me

Hope that Wimbledon is not that rainy.

got 500 on djok to win

how blacked am i

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no tennis lads

>>76798917
that is not penko's face wth

eating @ taco hell for the first time in 5 years

how shart am I?

>>76798718
are you going to accept being CEO?

>>76799065
Don't know yet. Will talk to a lawyer first.

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>>76798600

>>76799084
is this you in the middle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2hWxfctWUk

>>76799185
>le shave heads to look more threatening men
no

There's 3 Finns.

Philosophyfinn (NEETfinn?)
Redditfinn
Nazifinn (me). I always post about jews and Fedgoat.

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Why do KWEENZ always have to do this shit?

>>76799146
one of the greatest memes Ive seen in years

>>76799425
>>76799425
prove it, post something on the nazis

>>76793856
I dunno why but this is very funny to me, thanks for the cultural insight. You can just imagine Serbia and its "Slobodovic did nothing wrong crowd" getting so mad when Djockovic is a vegetarian and starts losing

>>76796026
good post lad

>>76796107
back 2 unsymmetrical stripes..

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it is with a grieving heart I must inform u ZOG is at it again

>>76799644
falling for jewmeme is
>argentier

>>76797901
yeah the other Finn mostly posts mundane nice little shiposts and pictures and shit

my personal favourite poster is the nazbol, luddite anarcho primitivist Argentian, always get a good chuckle from his absurd ideology

also during the Olympics last year when Delpo was on a roll all the Argentinian posters were very cool
>>76797308
>-most of the Americans, the Ecuador guy, and the Argentine are okay
except Michael of course
>arab is cool yeah
>the British leftie is a bit autistic but he fights the good fight
>other Brits are often Serbian level Mury tards, but some of them post alright tennis content
>Swiss and Germans are a bit mundane but alright posters, including the autistic Kyrgios poster, I like him

>GABE
best poster together with the Argentinian, even though he is a bit of an alt right autist he is still in a triumvirate of intellectual posters with me, the Argie and him

some Americans, occassionally some German or Brit post intellectual stuff but you dont have enough rare flags to pick them out
>>76799425
occasionally there have been three Finns at max but Im not sure if Im both commieFinn and redditFinn or only commieFinn, I got exposed as jojjeshruk, however my posts here are usually not reddit tier

there is that one Finn who posts really normie stuff mostly, some /r/tennis memes, is that you? Cause it aint me?

>>76799696
>You have your way of life, we ours. In your system of life we are essentially without ‘honor’. In our system of life you are essentially without morality. In your system of life we must forever appear graceless; to us you must forever appear godless.
>We Jews are accused of being destroyers: whatever you put up, we tear down. It is true only in a relative sense. We are not iconoclasts deliberately: we are not enemies of your institutions simply because of the dislike between us. We are a homeless mass seeking satisfaction for our constructive instincts. And in your institutions we cannot find satisfaction; they are the play institutions of the splendid children of man – and not of man himself. We try to adapt your institutions to our needs, because while we live we must have expression; and trying to rebuild them for our needs, we unbuild them for yours.
>We Jews, we, the destroyers, will remain the destroyers for ever. Nothing that you do will meet our needs and demands. We will for ever destroy because we need a world of our own, a God-world, which it is not in your nature to build. Beyond all temporary alliances with this or that faction lies the ultimate split in nature and destiny, the enmity between the Game and God. But those of us who fail to understand that truth will always be found in alliance with your rebellious factions, until disillusionment comes. The wretched fate which scattered us through your midst has thrust this unwelcome role upon us.
2bh

>Like Stollar, Wozniak travels by plane, but she does it all alone. There is no traveling coach, agent or trainer to share the burden with her, to support her on lonely nights in tiny towns, to celebrate a big victory or just help her carry her luggage.

>Wozniak rummaged around and found a plastic stencil, placed it over the strings of her racket, then took a fat black marker and colored in the Yonex logo as she chatted amiably.

>“You can’t forget to do it or you could lose your sponsorship deal,” she said.
Tennis is depressing desu

>>76799884
And that's even with women tennis leeching of men's tennis popularity.

WTA needs to die and go full amateur again.

>>76799818
>my personal favourite poster is the nazbol, luddite anarcho primitivist Argentian, always get a good chuckle from his absurd ideology
reminder nazbol primitivism is the only OFFICIAL political stance endorsed by /tennis/

>>76799818
I'm not a member of the alt-right (the division left/right is frankly meaningless these day. In a sense it always was, if you look at politics as the manifestation of psychological and metaphysical forces) I'm just sick of globalist and neoliberal systems devouring everything in its path.
Either way, the label itself is just a subtle way to antagonize every one who hasn't jumped in the equality and consumerism meme.

>>76799448
you may not like it this is what peak performance looks like
>>76799884
>tfw you will never carry her bags or celebrate big victories with her
sad! many such cases

>>76799862
>2bh
>quoting a nutter to represent a group

>>76799818
>>76799990
>>76800009
fuckin love these guys

>>76800133
quote a nutter 2 represent a groups of nutters champ
I don't really refuse or resent ne person in life bc that can't do much gud 2 ur spirit but the jewish mindet I am particularly suspicious/cautious of

>>76800009
>Either way, the label itself is just a subtle way to antagonize every one who hasn't jumped in the equality and consumerism meme
Its funny Gabe, the term socialist usually has the same connotation. I know you're not alt right but sometimes you seem to lean a bit towards that way.

> every one who hasn't jumped in the equality and consumerism meme.

this is why I like Gabe posting, you are woke enough to see through the cancer of consumerism, but also conservative enough to question equality, exchanging political posts with people where you have some things, but not everything in common is the most fun

also the fact that you are trying to be a philosophy autodiadact is very charming. My best friend is very similar to you. If we were in high school together me and Gabe would be the autistic friends who only talk to each other about politics, kino and occassionally play chess
>>76800264
you too guys :3 <------ best emoticon btw
>>76799990
I mean how can you not like a guy constantly shilling for the most absurd ideology in the world. I somewhat agree with both primitivism and nazbolism but not entirely. You had read the Una bomber manifesto, no? Transhumanism a shit, am I right?

>>76800264
who are u a DFW poster? legit cant tell the difference between you yabks
t. low social intelligence

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>>76800350
>Transhumanism a shit, am I right?

>>76800350
BORN TO DIE
CITY IS A FUCK
BOMB EM ALL 1992
I AM NEOLITHIC MAN
595,121,322,954 DEAD INDUSTRIALISTS

This thread is what happens when there is no tennis on.

>>76799932
We should make the following:

>reduce the women's price money to 70%
>pair each wta player up with an atp player
>the wta player travels with her partner; he pays the bills for flights, hotel and food
>he still gets no pussy

>>76800104
It's not that they would habve problems to find a loyal compagnon. It's that they expect him to be a chadboy and fullyy devorted to them and not chasing ballgirl pussy when they play their matches.

>>76800350
>the term socialist usually has the same connotation.
In a sense of being an umbrella term for anyone who isn't just going with the flow of the main ideology? Maybe.

>you are woke enough to see through the cancer of consumerism, but also conservative enough to question equality
I'm not sure if 'woke' is the right term I didn't really realize all of that on my own, albeit some seeds of discontent might have been there firstly. Also, as some sage used to say: if post-war capitalism is what brought men to the moon, consumerism is what is making sure we will never go back there.

You're going to like this:
http://criticallegalthinking.com/2013/05/14/accelerate-manifesto-for-an-accelerationist-politics/

So who you got as dark horse for Wimbeldon?

Im thinking Cilic of the high ranked guys, Muller, Lopez and Misha Zverev have good chances to make deep runs (would be glorious to see Misha give his bratty little brother a lesson in grass court tennis btw), to the quarters or even semis. They can all serve and volley bot away pretty much any player on grass, except an in form Federer.

Cilic is a good call for the title, he has been looking very professional this year. He would have a could chance against Nadal, Murray and Djockovic and even Federer if his form drops a bit. All the top players are a bit out of their element so a good grass court player from the tier 2 has a good chance at the title. Tsonga and Berdych are has beens by now (although both of them can pull good results out of the bag on this surface), Del wristro has no backhand, Thiem cant play on grass, Nishikori and Raonic are in horrible form, Dimitrov is a headcase, Goffin is injured. Zverev is only a meme on grass. Kyrgios has had injury problems so he is probably out, but he is so good on the surface that he should never be counted out completely


Wawrinka could also have a shot at the title. His early tournament grass game is weak, but once the grass gets turned into green clay I think he should have a chance. He took Fed to five sets in the 2014 quarters, and with a French open final in the bag he is obviously in the mood for a 4th slam.
So jojjeshruk's official dark horses are as follows

>Chance to win, dark horse: CIlic, Wawrinka
>sub saharan Afrian coloured horse, semi or quarter possible: Muller, Misha Zverev, Lopez

>>76800603
Replace Mischa with Alex, then it's good.

>>76800603
Whoever gets Cilic in the QF is going to have trouble, that's for sure. He's the only non-big four member with a shot to win.

>>76800603
Oh ye, Dimitrov also. He might turn into mini-stan instead of mini-fed and only perform at slams.

>>76797223
>ceo
>4 man company

pick one. but in any case, congratz.

>>76800603
>So who you got as dark horse for Wimbeldon?

Berdych

>Chance to win, dark horse: Wawrinka

LMAO

not an sport

fa

>>76800561
>if post-war capitalism is what brought men to the moon, consumerism is what is making sure we will never go back there.
great quote, gonna read that shit soon btw
>>76800412
http://www.cc.gatech.edu/computing/nano/documents/Joy%20-%20Why%20the%20Future%20Doesn%27t%20Need%20Us.pdf

read the first two pages of this and you might change your mind, (spoiler alert) Teddy did nothing wrong
>>76800500
I had posted this to you right? It's a good article on the subject

>>76800712
>2014 Aussie open, (no one expected it)
>2015 Frenchie open (no one expected it)
>2016 US open (no one expected it)
>2017 Wimbeldon, no one is expecting anything, hmmm

Is it maybe a fear that Wawa will surpass Murys slam count that fosters your dismissive attitude,


>Berdych
good thing Goffin isn't playing or he might get double bageled again

>>76800723
It's a bit myopic of an article because a) it doesn't consider the individual psychological forces that make neoliberalism possible and how the left might fall into same the trap; and b) it is a too naive and one-sided, as in it lacks a more objective outlook of the technological, economic &c progress that it purports. Nevertheless, it's a good introduction to the subject.

>>76800670
Dunno how familiar you are with tennis but Misha's playstyle fits Wimbeldon perfectly, while grass is Sashas worst surface, also Sasha may still become a great champion but that win in Rome was fluky luck
>>76800692
Dimitrov tends to play awesome for a few months and the go away for a year, he already had his good weeks at the start of the year so I doubt he'll make any big results before the US open

>>76800603
good post.

>>76800754
to me, only with a very good draw can Stan make it that far.

>>76800815
but if he gets to the quarters he has a good chance at the title, he just needs to avoid Federer and intelligent S&V players, his return is shit so he cant break S&V guys, he can win the title but deffo needs luck

>>76800723
i'm not really a fan of transhumanism, just enjoy memery, will give the article a go though

>>76800754
Berdych has the 6th best record on grass courts in the world.

He's the only person, other than Cilic, outside of Murray, Federer and Djokovic that can win it IMO.

I've backed him at 100/1, ridiculous price when the bookmakers have Thiem, Del Potro, Muller, Nishikori and Zverev at shorter odds.


Also Pouille to make the quarters

>>76800603
Cilic's performance is being overrated. he hasn't faced quality opposition on grass yet. people did the same with his performance on clay and then Stan showed up and dismantled him. at best, he'll make it to QF like he has in the past but anything more will surprise me
that being said, it's grass. on a given day, anything can happen. upsets galore!

>>76800754
also Wawrinka doesnt even make it into the top 40 if you rank currently active players on grass win%.

his grass record is awful

Is Kyrgihit all right after that Queens injury?
Not that i am expecting much from him.

>>76800916
good point, its just hes been so mediocre in recent years

>>76800603
This is Popsickles year

2013 was a mighty meme year at Wimbledon

>someone from Britain finally wins
>Janowica in the semi-final
>Federer loses 2nd round to Stakhovsky
>Nadal loses 1st round to Darcis
>Dodig, Seppi, Kubot, Mannarino, Melzer, De Schepper all make the 4th Round

incredibbly memey

>>76801179
All those first day upsets too.

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>This thread

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Pls no

>>76801402
bck2>>/bundes/

>>76801412
They have a roof though, might play middle Sunday too.

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>>76800603

>Thinking Fed can be stopped

>>76801586
*blocks Federer's path*

>>76801586
too much hair in that Pepe

federer is as bald as Nadal

>>76801412
>50% and 40%
JUST
at least we have a roof this time
>>76801563
middle Sunday two years in a row then

>>76801412
Disgusting language
>>76801528
The autism level here is quickly approaching that of bundes

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>>76801412
>indoor Wimbly

>>76801654
>giphy
Redditfinn JUST post you're twitter already

>>76801179
>>76801271
seeds slipping also
I occured after a period of like 5 year complete big 4 domination, and an 8-9 year domination by Fed and Nadal. Both of them falling out so early was such a shock to the sport. And so extremely refreshing as a tennis fan.


Janowicz, a literal meme, with infinite dropshots made the semis, Lukas Kubot, a Polish solid journeyman made the quarters against his cuntry man and they hugged after the match

Delpo played two epic matches, first against Ferrer in the quarters where he was slightly injured but still ballbashed his way to victory, then the semi against Novak, five sets and an all time great, the Janowicz Mury semi was also good, Janowicz was up a break in the third until Mury turned it around, unfortunately for Janowicz Mury is the best player in the world at chasing down drops. Mury also played an epic quarter against Verdasco where he came back from two sets down.

A first week curiosity was Lleyton Hewitt beating Wawrinkain R1, which was an epic redemption for the guy who had been a slam champion and world nr 1. 12 years ago, his draw looked open and many though he was primed for a good run, maybe even to the semis as Darcis had taken out Nadal who was in Hewitt's quarter of the draw, but then, seemingly out of nowhere appeared a literal, meme, a German Jamaican trick shot making S&V dred lock wearing motherfucker named Dustin Brown took out Hewitt and put his name on the minds of tennis nerd.

The final was not that exciting as a non Brit, but the tournament as a whole was a change of pace where instead of it being a first week formality felt like a slam anyone could win, Verdasco, Del Potro, Janowicz could all have won it. It was a turning point in tennis away from the dictatorship of the big 4 and especially the big 4, towards a new era of tennis. An era where the big 4 weren't invulnerable and where tennis contained an element of uncertainty that had been sorely missed since 2005 when Fed began dominating.

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dubs and pic related wins wimbly

>>76801652
>The autism level here is quickly approaching that of bundes
how so?

>>76801601
who does?
>>76801687
just to be clear thi

>>76801695
>An era where the big 4 weren't invulnerable
*Wins literally every slam after that*

>>76801714
s guy is not commie Finn

>>76801695
A+ post my friend

Today I learned that Hewitt leads the h2h against Del Potro.
>>76801687
That gif was uploaded on TTW. My Twitter is pretty boring.

>>76801738
Stan won 3 and fucking Cilic after 2013 Wimbly.

>>76801738
Wawrinka and Cilic though, before Wimbly 2013 the big 4 and especially big 2 had an air of invincibility that was broken. Everyone used to think Rosol was simply a freak occurence of a guy playing out of his mind (which it kinda was) nut Federer losing on grass was sensational

you could argue that the fall of the old big 2 led to the era of the new big 2 of Mury and Choko, but that notion was dispelled quite quickjly in US open 2014 when we saw Nishi and Cilic go to the final, we all saw that Djoko and Mury and Federer and Nadal were losing their monopoly

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>>76801652
try getting you own language first

>>76801758
thanks Gabe
>>76801695
cont. In conclusion I have to say that Wimbeldon 2013 was the most exciting tennis tournaments I've watched and the one that turned me from being a Jarkko Nieminen fan into being a tennis fan, and its also the torunament that turned me into a lifelong /tennis/ thread supporter due to the ebin memeing about seeds slippin, Darcis, Brown and Janowicz

For me, the peak of tennis, it's Wimbeldon 2013

>>76801708
>dem wrinkles
unironically worse 19 year old than Katie Ledecky