Boston Red Sox vs Minnesota Twins game thread

>>76787257
that's a nice fana, alright.

>>76787266

skinny white girl with a massive ass is the best

>>76787266
>>76787288
i prefer baseball though

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rest in peace remmy

koji playing third!

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>>76787257
>>76787257

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>the indians catcher comes over to me and says "hey whats up dustin" and I say whats up
>ortiz comes over and says "what the fuck he call you?"
>and I go "what? dustin."
>ortiz says "well why'd he call you that"?
>and I go, "thats my fuckin name"
>and he goes "oh is that right?"
>and I go "yeah bro, I've played 1,600 games with you, they've actually said it five-thousand-fucking-times, now batting number 15 "dustin" pedroia"
>and he goes "I thought it was peewee"

>>76787446
deadspin tier

>>76787396
everyone dies eventually

>>76787455
I don't know what that means but pedroia said it at the ortiz roast

all their names sound dumb

>>76787469
yeah like two years ago news from deadspin dot com front page

>>76787475
you are a piece of human garbage

>>76787484
no i'm good

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The last game I went to the Red Sox beat the Twins 13-2 in fenway

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did anyone see that

has our third base situation gotten so bad that we let the translator play third base

>>76787511
yes hes a very defensive translator though

>>76787257
Blown the fuck out
Worst fans in baseball edition lmao

>>76787509
wow

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>>76787527

I like it when the image gets deleted lmfao.

>>76787506

>he is a Good piece of human garbage

Lawful, Neutral or Chaotic?

>>76787569
no not any of those things just good not garbage

don't tackle each other in the outfield

>>76787602
loooooooool

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How we doing, Minneapolis?

How bout you, St. /Paul/?

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>go and get ice cream
>come back
>man on first and third with no outs

xander you idiot

NEW PAPI

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goat

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WOW,

ICE CREAM STRIKES AGAIN

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OMFG

haha how gret would this inning be if dumb xander didn't gidp

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MITCH MORELAND is the new papi

im glad stupid bad hanley isnt in the lineup anymore ever again

>>76787687
some idiot was about to post something like this but then he thought twice... right??

>>76787687

who took my hanley? who found my hanley?

ps i'll find my hanley.

I think the red sox should give me a life time supply of ice cream

>>76787749

didn't buy ice cream from the giant hood bottle?

you stupid? wanna die?

>>76787759
what???

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going to order pizza buds, what should I get?

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>>76787773

I SAID

YOU STUPID?

WANNA DIE?

>>76787799
yeah and yeah

>>76787791

Go back to 2001 and get lil Stevies or Franks Pizza.

>>76787805

:(

>>76787791
pine apples and Holly Penos

>stay single until your 34
>recalculating
>stay single forever

>>76787446
David was such a cool guy when i met him

>>76787827

Anon. All you need is a liquor store and a valid MASS ID.

>>76787820
pien apples burn my mouth

Berrios has such a nice sweeping curve

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i'm so proud translator-kun is getting a shot at playing

THANK YOU KOJI

I just swallowed my nicotine gum,

>>76787889

induce vomiting

Way to go Sano!

>>76787889
damn, rip...

>>76787889
You will forever be addicted to cigarettes, there is no hope for you anon

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>pee wee

stop trying to hit the translator that can't be legal just throwing balls at him over and over he's lucky the twins first base has pity and is blocking these shots

>>76787902

kk poast daniel nava

>>76787912

bye, on my grave here lies anon he eat the gum bi mistake

>>76787917

I tried vaping but it was not very good

>>76787937
me laughing over your grave

>>76787955
great post

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ordered the pizzas

>>76787984
you eat it all yoursellf

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mmmmmmmmmmmm....
yummy in the tummy -_-

>>76787950

me come back as vampire.

bite you ankle. you at shattuck hospital explain bite. you turn into vampire and YOU attack nurse. you on bottom of state police pig pile getting punched in back of head. you vampire on court tv suing commonwealth of mass.

good luck
remy + dad
#cancersucks

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>>76787993
yeah hopefully before the game is over

>>76788005
>bite the commonwaelth of mass. on the ankle

WATT DEW????????????

>>76788005
>you at shattuck hospital explain bite
i don't have to explain myself to nobody

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HURYR THE FRIG UP I WANT MY PIZAZS NOW

>>76788030

i like crab rangoons

>>76788041
if you told them they could make them raw they would already be on the way to you now

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>>76788058


>[ree]

>>76788058
they did that once and I didnt even ask

it tasted gross

>>76788071
owned

how many nights do you drink a week

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baby sat my grandma today

she bought me a fidget spinner

>>76788092

Once maybe..sometimes once every two weeks. But I drink enough in one night to cover a month.

>>76788092
0 i stopped drinking after my doctor told me it causes depression

>>76788000
Wow, thats a big ass slice

>>76788115
>>76788119
thank you, your profiles have been updated

>>76788134

Also add in sometimes I run around the swamp at night looking for ufos with a bunch of cylume lightsticks stuck to my legs

>>76788158
don't try to tell me what to do

>>76788169

me on top of lightstick

>>76788203
what's cylume

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>>76788092
None

smoke herb

>>76788209
no

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>>76788222

is sale a bust

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>>76788222

it's good herb, Bront

>>76788227
now apologize

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THE PIZZAS HERE

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>>76788242

For what?

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>>76788208

>>76788251
how much did you tip the driver

>>76788254
do you even think about how many people died because u wanted to smoke some of the """"herb"""""???

>>76788254
apologize, worm

>>76788265
zero there's a delivery fee

>>76788265
$5 like always

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>>76788268

not as much as I thin about all the people that die from diabetes and traffic accident everyday
>which sometimes, I admit, I don't at all

>>76788283
>unpreventable things vs preventable recreation


mmmmmhmmmm

MURDERRER

>>76788299
shut up stop posting

>same order, 18 bucks and change
>all the pizza guise are old prison felons
>pay 40 bucks every time

>now, town full of people who thank me on the street
>also, my pizza deliveries are notoriously fast

mike lowell actually had 2 triples in 2007 dum dums

>>76788319
....what

>>76788334
he works in a prison

>>76788353
doesn't everyone work in prison? i thought they made you

I really wish i had some herb myself, i wanna relax tonight

>>76788319
Now the pizza people feel entitled to not only a tip, but an incredibly generous one. Please do not enable this attitude. You're making lesser people feel more significant.

>>76788365
t. addict

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>cant relax without a drug

feel pity for you right now

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>>76788365


>>76788375
>said the fake Christian

>>76788386
>>76788388
both good posts

>>76788388
Think of it this way. According to the internet, most pizza places deliver in a 5-10 mile radius around the restaurant. You just gave that man $22 just to drive around 15 minutes max. How much are you paid every morning to drive to work? Nothing. You don't get paid for that time.

>>76788386
I can relax without it, im just in that kind of mood. It's been a day

>>76788414
i dont drive

>>76788433
yeah they don't let little babies drive

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>right on the black

WHAT THE FUCK?????

>>76788448
i did grocery shopping the old white man in the checkout line told the amused looking cashier GIRL "my brother is white" unprompted

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>>76788414

>implying I work to get paid
Simpleton

watch as I make YOUR tax dollar disappear

is koji good?

>>76788440
MCSCUSE ME BISH?

i used to cum on green army men

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>>76788513

Just the green ones?

hmm..
>

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have a tummy ache from the pizza

>>76788522
can someone put a Pepe hand under Bea's chin over here?

thanks

>>76788551
lol

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>>76788551

eat more pizza

it'll distract you from the pain
>of every day existence -_-

>>76788598
that crust reminds me of a pretzel hotdog I had in a Philadelphia airport that gave me the worst tummy ache of my entire life

>>76788551

swallow nicotine gum to fix problem

stop saying tummy ache child say sour stomach

there was no twins fan in this thread

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>>76788623


>tummy ache

Your people have a digestive ailment
You are not 5 yrs old

put some baking powder in some warm water, drin k and wait for exactly no seconds, cause your fixed

>>76788636
sour tummy is better i think

>>76788656
say gassy

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>Muh gut's're bubblin'

Who?

>>76788654

no put moonshine in jar add cherries and wild blackberry put in fridge to chill add some ice run around outside drinking jar and chase fireflies. don't fall in holes bi mistake

>>76788679
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUnorcboKUo&feature=youtu.be

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>>76787257

>image gets deleted

BTFO
T
F
O

>>76788692
hello welcome to my thraed thank you for stopping by

>>76788679

"Best guess for this image: best pizza in new york"

cocks

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>>76788699

I've had a lovely time

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sale is a rly good ball thrower

>>76788718
he passees the eye test

watching a canadian NESN stream and holy shit are their commercials stupid

how is this place even a country

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>>76788730

WHAT THE FUCK

RETALIATE IMMEDIATELY

WOW NOBODY'S SHIT POSTED IN A WHILE, HUH???

/nesn/ needs a drinking team. don't force me to recruit drinking buddies from all over the internet and bring them here to normie the place up.

please sign up for the drinking team and keep /nesn/ safe and local

*posts shit*

>>76788864
my mom said i have to save some posts for later

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>>76788867

I save my pints for /hoc/, m8

detoilet needs me, sorry

>>76788867
i don't want to meet any of your traitors in real life, don't need to meet any snakes

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>>76788913
>sneks

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I miss your old logo, Red Leggings =\

>>76788955
don't give a f*ck what you miss or don't miss

>>76788894
>>76788913

Fine. Imma find at least 50 individual posters to drink with me from everywhere.

>>76788955
how can you miss something you weren't alive for???

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>no golden age Twins unis

>>76788968
I really don't know -_-
>really

was d raper killed by JSOC expeditionary task force in Raqqa?

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wouldnt be surprised if sale murders somebody after he retires

>>76788967

Let us know what happens

we may want to drink while we watch you drink

are they going to lose

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what did they say to translator in that meeting??? he left looking really sad

>>76789088
yeah all they do is lose tbqh

>6 and 1/3

nice ace

>>76789078
it wouldn't surprise me if Sale was a serial killer who killed fans all throughout his career

>>76789112
thanks

now watch our bullpen give up 45 runs

>>76789123
thanks but it's my bullpen

>>76789129
oh is that why its so bad lately?

lmfao

>>76789137
omfg...

>>76789145
sorry

>>76789160
ok it's in the past

wtf i love hembree now

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Translator-kun is the best thing to happen to this team

world series here we come

>>76789241
fake pedo brother

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REALLY want a gif of that sale head bob

beebo

minnesota pitcher looks like a midget w/ down syndromes

>>76789319
post pic

>>76789319
wow...

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i like that we have an asian person on the team again

it was weird not having any asian people on our team

>>76789354
taiwan isn't asia stupid

>>76789354
translator-kun has always been with the team

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>>76789325

ok i poast pic why not

>>76789384
rude

>>76789384
wtf

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*stares intently*

>>76789419
lol that filename.... i lost... xD

>>76789366
i thought koji was from japan?

anyone else ever wish you had friends in real life instead of your internet friends?

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omfg

>>76789448
no, the opposite

base d manlet

BASED PEEWEE

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PAPI TIME

>>76789524
whos' that at the plate

>>76789546
mitchell moreland

wtf don't do that hit a homerun instead idiot

>>76789559
i'll tell him next time i see him

>>76789575
what? what are you doing? why are you stuffed in a box?

hey weirdo what are you doing getting stuffed in a box? why are you digging a big hole in the dirt? why are you being pushed over into the hole? ? isn't this wrong??

the hell? what are you doing? in a box and now buried under all that dirt?? what are you doing there way underground in a box under the dirt???

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why is Matt Barnes good at home and bad on the road

*pretends I didn't read those posts*

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you are filth

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Matt "I only pitch well at home" Barnes

>>76789722
stop trying to create this meme

>>76789732
shut the FUCK up and sit the FUCK down rosy

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>begging for my attention
pathetic

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thank you all for being dicks i am going to leave now i hope you catch the brain eating amoebae

>>76789795
is that what happened to draper

>>76789795
I miss him

>>76789805
he on the left

>>76789795
>shoulder to hip ratio
>head width to should width ratio
can't unsee

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>>76789803

YOUR A DRAPER!

YOUR ARE!

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>>76789872

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>>76789879

lol

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>>76789890

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>>76789906

i like ur posts

baseball is too long

>>76790014
not long enough

gg to all except you who you know who you are

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gg Twins

translator-kun is the team's new asian

see everyone tomorrow

who?????

shoot him the bird

>>76788388
Listen, don't act like your some saint just because you tip a pizza person.

>>76790150
late responder has posted

>>76790159
don't act like you're better than me just because you can post in this thread all night, ok??