What's his fucking problem?

>caring with mandrama

wtf happened man, in just a few months he turned into a 40 year old

>>76784646
hes reaching new levels

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu

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>>76784646
>What do you think of my Louis Vuitton purse my boyfriend bought me, anon?

all that greyish hair, is he approaching 40??

This is Ronaldo reaction 9/11

https://youtu.be/JF7TZM8TILg?t=120

>>76784673
>spot a grey hair
>i am 20

>dyes his hair for attention
>makes up some excuse to show if off
L I T E R A L L Y a woman

>In 2003, while still at Sporting academy, he was asked what he thought was the most underrated band of all, Ronaldo quickly replied And Also the Trees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lPNn2MMclo

So, do you rate young Ronaldo's taste in music?

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every brown eyed portuguese is insecure about his eye color

>tfw mom has green eyes but I have brown eyes

>>76784692
if you don't have anything good to say about him, maybe as well not write anything :)

>>76784646
does he have grey hair?
pls no

he makes me uncomfortable desu, quit posting him

People with poop eyes desperately wish for green/blue.

I don't get why people in this board say Messi is autistic, Cristiano is the true autist here

>>76784758
>*artist

ftfy

>>76784646
He would have been a school shooter if it wasnt for football.

le gay single dad look, how contrived! sad!

>>76784746
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76784769
ewa zamel

>>76784675
>"I believe it was an inside job."

Ronaldo was red pilled af when he was 16yo.

>>76784768
nah he would be a rentboy for tourists in madeira

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>>76784646

>>76784746
it's the sun. it's making his hair and his eyes look lighter

He's turning into super saiyan

>>76784785
but why isn't his skin lighter then?
RONALDO GETTING OLD CONFIRMED

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Of all the things on his instagram and you brough that? This is what I get for checking where did he find sun in Russia

>>76784728
t. cristiano

His meme power is endless.

what a fag

why is ronaldo instagram pictures always posted here? you guys have nothing better to do?? just leave him alone desu :)

>>76784823
el cristiANO

>>76784758
Messi = Autist
Ronaldo = Sociopath

Know the difference, it could save your life.

>>76784836
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

all brown eyes look green when you shine light into them

t. poo eyed person

>>76784836
el cristiANO

>>76784836
why do you portufucks always feel the need to defend him, is he like a god to you or something, ridiculous behaviour

yes, just call me cristiano(as if that would offend me) instead of answering what I asked...

never see messi here, why?

>>76784774
"A temperatura do combustivel do avião não é sucificiente para derreter vigas de aço"

can't believe he said that

>>76784909
Messi uploads a new image to his instagram like once a month. Ronaldo does it every day.

>>76784937
wow messi must have a pretty uninteresting life, same as you guys always posting photos of ROnaldo living his life

>>76784646
>Just to share with you this picture
>My eyes look green don't know why.....?
Gurl... .-. Yeah ur pretty stop asking ur new shoes and hair look adorable if you want this dress go on amd buy it

>>76784878
>is he like a god to you or something

yes. you get crucified if you don't suck his dick

>>76784774
>"não squeça que nenhum avião atingiu o edifício 7"

>>76785025
is he even an observant catholic?

>>76785059
Nah he's muslim

>>76784646
JUST

(doesn't even need to be photoshopped really)

he looks fine, whats the issue

>>76784646
looks hot af desu, this hair is the best so far

>>76784646
mmm i wanna suck daddy ronaldo's bick fat cock i need i need it inside of me!

So we can all 100% agree that he's gay, right?

There's really no longer any debate on this, RIGHT /sp/?

>>76785200
he really really really likes women

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>>76784646

wow. his eyes are ugly

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Looks really alpha desu.

He has Tren Jaw

>>76784814
this picture looks fucking weird

>>76785589
Just like everything Ronaldo does then

>>76784758
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>ITT: missi and gaynaldo dick riders

>>76784665
Embiid sucks Ronaldo's cock not the other way around

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>>76784646
What?

What percentage of people from your country would recognize the man in that picture?

>>76785103
>>76785112
>>76785126
uhhh, thought /sp/ was a straight board? what's going on here

>>76785949
Everyone can appreciate a sexy man

>>76784646
are those grey hairs?

Ronaldo is Patrick Bateman

>>76785036
>>76784675
>>76784774

Fuckers I analyzed the whole video to find that quote.

That really got my noggin joggin'

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>>76785879
Maybe 15%? I assume most of the Hispanics would recognize him.

>>76785879
95%

>>76785879

5-10% of this country would know who he is

>>76784953
t. butthurto barbosa

>>76784712
wtf I love Ronaldo now

>>76785879
85-90%

>>76784758
he's just european, which is basically the same thing but just socially accepted out east

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>>76784850
t r u t h

>>76784646
Dude is hot as fuck. Look at this skin.

>>76788361
>Brown skin
>Hot

>handsome
>talented
>tall
>golden tan
I love Real Madrid's Chirstano Ronaldo-sama!