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old>>76781447
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>>76784518
This is the thread
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>Three awful threads
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>he's back
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>>76784583
YOU GOT CLIPPED PUSSY!
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This thread sucks but I guess it's the best one
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>>76784586
never left idiot
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My favorite general
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Which card should we do picks for next weekend?
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Which former UFC fighter objectively has the most successful podcast?
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>>76784583
tito trying to remember if chael really did make him tap
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>>76784622
Streams for these kinds of promotions can be tough to find so ACB makes sense. It's going to be all guesses anyway, might as well go with the one on YouTube
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>>76784622
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>>76784676
Amazing that Fitch is still going.
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>>76784676
>High vs. Fodor
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>>76784583
>tfw your head is nearing its final form
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All of these meme conditioning program that Conor's doing and still gassed against Nate.

Why won't he just go out and run?
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>>76784583
What do Tito and Stipe both have in common?
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>>76784752
Nate gassed against Conor
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job is job
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>>76784807
>>76784808
Shit man.

We had one day of no Schaub posting yesterday and it was great. Why can't you just fuck off?
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Anyone watching JRE?

>We'll take care of it

Based Joe
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>>76784807
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This is the thread.
First for my girl

Together through the wins and the losses
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>>76784845
>3 hours of SJW's are stewpid
It's really hard to find a topic that has been talked to death more at this point.
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>>76784901
>>76784901
>>76784901
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>be named Michael
>get screwed by refs
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>>76784583
/sp/ is weird without the spam lol, all the proxy posters got btfo, i don't mean just on /heem/ i mean in the catalog
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>>76784973
Can't spam obscenities at a public library huh loser?
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>>76784668
Yeah that's what I figured but if we could get ONE stream I think that will be the best card
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why is this allowed
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>>76784994
>i don't mean just on /heem/ i mean in the catalog
I barely ever check the catalog or post in gamethreads anymore. What's changed?
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>>76784994
>>76784970
go easy bro if they full range ban your phone you'll be shit out of luck
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is bootboot spagoot a good fighter?
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*Starts tagging you with some nice leg kicks*
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>>76784908
And yet they're still the ones with actual influence.
>>76784981
So THAT'S how he gets them to give him the win all the time.
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>>76785001
Heem is the alpha of /sp/. Who is going to stop us? Some goofs who think playing with a ball I should a sport?
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>>76785001
2 of those threads were made by one person
3 of those threads were made by one person
1 of those threads was made by the roleplaying canuck
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>>76785011
You guys really have it out for me just because i like schaub
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>>76784845
>>76784908

this guest is maximum sperglord tryhard cringe today's topics include:
>cucks, normies (guest actually said this irl), memes, sjw's, muh victim complex
>the guest wearing a kekistan shirt (literally)
>the guest is known as sargon of akkad
joe and sargon are currently trying to remember which president had polio and a wheelchair
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>>76785021
*Heems you into a living death*
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>>76785007
I don't see the australian/israeli/german/romanian proxy shitposters in the catalog constantly with the perro caca porn or the scat in here in like a week
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>>76785018
Has a fighter ever been given as many miraculous knockouts as schaub?

Getting heemed stiff is one thing but the way schaub's body reacts to ko's is hilarious
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>>76785035
Kek, based burgerbro.
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>>76785049
Same here. I only made this thread and h8rs keep thinking im some magic spammer with 40 proxies
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>>76785042
I was replying to myself and you intentionally. I'm being unironic Hiro did what moot should have done years ago. Proxy/vpn/tor was against the rules but now it just auto bans you

i'm saying he might just full range ban anyone who is constantly shit posting lol
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>>76785062
He was literally born to be heemed. His retirement is one the biggest tragedies the sport has suffered.
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Bellator just signed Logan Storley. 5-0. 6x HS champ in South Dakota and 4x D1 All American
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>>76785045
*slips your overhand right*
*rocks you with an uppercut*
*circles to the left taking the power from your desperate swings as you stumble your back against the cage*
*shoots for a single and drags you down into top position against the cage*
*starts tagging you with some nice left hooks to the temple*
*you roll towards the fence to cover up*
*take your back and tap you with 10 seconds to go in the round*

You weren't ready to get in the cage with me
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>>76785116
solid signing, like the way Bellator are signing top wrestling prospects.
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>>76785133
And then the ref manages to wake you up, Brendan.
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Which fights to watch on the recent fight night?
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What did she mean by this lads?
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>>76785062
He did it deliberately. He achieved cult status. Schaub also bet against himself and cashed out big time.

You're nuts if you think the guy who finished Cro Cop and Mitrione would actually lose to Roy Nelson and Big Nog by KO.
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>>76784845
>literally wearing a kekistan shirt
all my damn cringe

>>76784908
>>76784908
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>rogan talking about kek and pepe
jesus christ
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Will /box/ EVER recover?
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does brendan have his own 4chan inspired website and message board like chloe moretz achieved?
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>>76785208
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lads, i've getting some chest/arm pains recently. nothing too bad but kinda momentarily sting in the chest and my elbows kinda feel stiff. mainly happens when i'm either sitting or lying down. doesn't get any worse with exercise - I don't really feel it all when walking.

Is it something related to the heart or just some nerve/muscle issues?
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>>76785189
Pure autism
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>>76785208
delet this
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FIVE SECONDS
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>>76785236
it was actually 25 h8r
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>>76785236
>>76785237
How mad does this make you?
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Coral Springs do you speak Spanish?
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>>76785251
No I do not.
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>>76785237
couldnt watch
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>>76785236
The jab is gonna land 100%
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>>76785234
rogan already deleted schaub's ufc career on his podcast
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>I bet you money there's no afterlife
had to shut that shit off
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>>76785263
I saw the guy had a kekistan shirt on and I turned it off immediately
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>>76785278
Carano, without a doubt
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>>76785272
I had to hear them out for a minute, bad mistake
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>>76785263
you literally have to be retarded to think it's even possible that there is an "afterlife"

>>76785251
Really? They don't teach it in Coral Springs public schools?
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>>76785291
I've taken 2 years of spanish class. I know basics but I can't speak fluently.
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>>76785291
the point is there is no way to prove it either way and the payout part

you superior fedora moron
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>>76785278
Rose. I love "northern europeans" who want nothing more than to be african americans.
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>>76785286
>those ring girls fake smiling and looking away in shame
gina a cute. A CUTE.
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Brendan Schaub is my favorite female fighter
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>>76785331
Schaub is every ones favorite female fighter shut the fuck up already.
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>>76785347
Haven't been to Miami outside of a few heat games and that UFC 168 press conference thing with Anderson and the Chris. Sounds like a funny story.
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>>76785361
do you want wade back too?
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>>76785371
imagine pissing off a guy who owned an entire county of florida off so badly he decided to move to shitcago
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ZTOP TALKING ABOUT AND POSTING PICTURES OF BRENDAN SCHAUB
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>"""people"""" still questioning that heem is not in fact Brendan P. Schaub

I've been banned for less.
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>>76785371
I'm not really a basketball fan, but Wade for many years was a hero in South Florida. Easily the most popular and most adored athlete. He should've never left in the first place.
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>>76785382
>I'll take the freezing temperatures and getting shot
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13292032
http://www.strawpoll.me/13292032
http://www.strawpoll.me/13292032
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>>76785382
im not a heat fan but i miss seeing him in a heat jersey

>>76785399
they didn't want to give him his money, i dont blame him
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>>76785408

Florida is boring as fuck. I'd commit suicide if I lived there forever. Certain parts are okay in vacation-sized samples but that's about it.
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>>76785278
joanna champion /mygirl/
>heart
>work ethic
>skills
>not ducking contenders

anyone still listening to JRE? sargon talking about muslims, literally referring to things as cancer and autistic screeching
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>>76785411
Yeah I don't know much of the politics behind him leaving, but Wade is an icon in south Florida. The dolphins have been shit for a decade so everyone takes pride in the Heat.
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Prove to me that my boy K-Lee aint the best prospect at 155!! That nigga comin for T-Ferg and Khabib!! Ain't nobody doubtin him no more no sir!
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>>76785371
>Children: Xavier Zechariah Wade, Zion Malachi Airamis Wade, Zaire Blessing Dwyane Wade
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>>76785436
yeah, his new team made the playoffs and could've gotten far barring an injury. the heat didnt even make it, it was all their loss.

>>76785448
>https://youtu.be/KDcdLx_mENw
from the little i know of him, he seems like a great guy
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>>76785451
>i cant think why heem would have a nigger as their boy.

because this isn't /pol/ and we appreciate fighters of all races and backgrounds.
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Convince me that Khabib can beat Kevin Lee
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>>76785487
He cant
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>>76785477
Another tragic loss where I live was Kimbo dying. Everyone in Coral Springs has a Kimbo story. He's a very friendly guy and his kids were very much involved in local sports. I've met him several times, he was such a soft-spoken and patient guy. He lived and died in Coral Springs.
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>This thread
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>>76785511
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cain confirmed the heavyweight goat
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today's JRE
>guest continually throwing out autism, autistic screeching, cancer, memes, normies, kek, redpilling, sandy hook

/pol/ has not only escaped its containment board, but has ventured into real life. the world really is fucked, isn't it?
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>>76785586
Is this you?
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>>76784639
Chael Sonnen.
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hahahahah

https://twitter.com/VenezuelanVixen/status/877306419292364801
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>>76784849
>star wars top
Based, Moroz bless
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>>76785586
Wtf I want kevin Lee's cock in my mouth now
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Post YFW Kevin Lee is the one to take Conor's belt
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>>76784583
anyone got a gif of this?
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>>76785635
Not a chance. Kevin Lee wou.d get crushed by anyone in the top 5.
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>>76785648
I think he could easilly take goobert down and submit him
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>>76785648
but he just beat #6
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>>76785641
Why on earth would you rather have a gif
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>>76785619
She's so cool mate and she was among the ufc fighters who RT sth about Chris Cornell death and I respect her more since then
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man heem is shit today.

i should hit the beach
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>>76785687
Yeah I've liked her ever since her live stream, she seemed nice
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Tony beats Khabib and Lee but not Conor

Conor beats Khabib and Tony but not Lee

Lee beats Conor and Khabib but not Tony

pottery
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I can't respect anyone with obvious injection sites
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>>76785716
>lee beats Khabib

Literally how
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>>76785716
>but not Conor
idiot lol
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>>76785731
>injection sites
Literally plebbit
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>>76785733
Black strength
Baseness
Wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V8F1UUsQcg


>>76785731
you get them from grappling
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>>76785558
Remarkable how cringeworthy those buzzwords sound when said out-loud.
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>>76785734
>awful striking defence against arguably the best striker in lightweight and featherweight

Why don't you just say I disagree instead of trying to sound hard and saying idiot?

hold this L
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convince me magiga can beat may weather
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>>76785737
Khabib is one of the only 155ers who Lee can't outwrestle m8
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>>76785748
Tony who is a way better version of Nate loses to Conor huh? Are you okay bro?
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can manuwa beat that old boxer guy?
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>>76785749
Mayweather is a sloppier less skilled Aldo
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>>76785748
>awful striking defence
Not really, he looked fine against RDA.
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>>76785641
>>76785670
Fuck it, I did it anyway
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@76785759
Pity attention
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>>76785756
tony is a better version of nate?
wut?
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>>76785757
David Haye?
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>>76785775
That's exactly what I just said. Can you read?
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>>76785756
>mma math
>memes
you sound stupid, Tony is smarter and hits hard, is more creative but he has worse striking defence and a worse chin. If Tonys chin holds up it will be similar to Conor vs Nate 2 but Conor would look better

>>76785762
He was getting tagged a lot in the 1st and 3rd and RDA is not Conor


>t-this time
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>>76785781
yeah, its poppycock. retarded disabled faggot
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what does goob do better than mayweather?
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>>76785785
I never did any MMA-Math you imbecile. This is why it was so much easier to just call you an idiot and not engage in discussion cause then you end up saying more dumb things.

>Tony has worse striking defense than Nate whose kryptonite is just kicking his legs cause he never learnt how to check leg kicks

>Tony has a worse chin
>Has literally never been KO'd in his entire career whereas Nate got destroyed by Josh Thomson

Why do you even bother kid?
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>>76785804
punches harder and gets tired faster
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Is derrick on mma hour now?
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>>76785812
he was on a while ago you fucking idiot
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>>76785805
>I never did any MMA-Math you imbecile
You did

>Tony has worse striking defense than Nate whose kryptonite is just kicking his legs cause he never learnt how to check leg kicks
Ignoring my point

>Tony has a worse chin
>Has literally never been KO'd in his entire career whereas Nate got destroyed by Josh Thomson

See it would be easier to just laugh at this also

>kid
you're upset
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>>76785820
What he say, is he retired?
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>>76785828
no he wants to fight ngannou
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>>76785824
Your point that Tony has a worse chin than Nate is stupid and based off of nothing but stupidity.

You're a moron and my initial instinct to call you an idiot was 100% correct. Conor barely manage to scrape by Nate the 2nd time with that horrific cardio of his, Tony would eat him alive.
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>>76785840
>based off of nothing but stupidity.

>Tony has a worse chin
>Has literally never been KO'd in his entire career whereas Nate got destroyed by Josh Thomson

enough said really
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>>76785839
You think UFC will still make it happen?
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>Tony has worse striking defense than Nate "Scar Tissue" Diaz

Where else on the internet can you read dumber things than this?
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>>76785848
>nate gets kicked clean in the head by josh thomson
>still concious, corner throws in the towel
>tony ferguson gets clipped on the chin by vannata's toes
>crumples to the floor and almost loses
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>>76785851
Even more likely now that it isn't #1 hopeful contender vs #1 hopeful contender
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>>76785867
Think you replied to the wrong person
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Its official, Kevin Lee is /ourguy/.
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>>76785867
>concious
Idiot lol
>by vannata's toes
That kick hit right on the head perfectly and he still recovered. I like how casuals only have that fight to go off of.
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>>76785731
nice abs
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WHO DA FOOK IS KEVIN LEE

GET IN DA LINE, LAD
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>>76785865
You'd have to be clueless to think Tony Ferguson has good striking, hope you're trolling m8
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>>76785865
It's a fact, take a boxing lesson
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>>76785840
>Conor barely manage to scrape by Nate the 2nd time
this is so dumb

people that literally base their opinions on what the announcers say rather than what actually happens are dumb
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>>76785894
The fact that he outstruck Barboza and RDA proves he has good striking you idiot.
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>>76785848
Based off the fact he got dropped loads by MJ who connected clean loads on Nate but didn't do anything

Based of the fact Nate took a shin to chin, which you shouldn't even be conscious from, and several punches but stayed conscious whereas Tony took a foot to the jaw from a featherweight and was all over the place
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>>76785886
>typo dismisses argument
go back to r/mma my casual friend, and only dickriders would disregard the fight where Tony almost got finished by a meme striking can
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>>76785906
Ferguson did not outstrike Barboza

Ferguson beat Barboza on the ground
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>>76785904
>on what the announcers say
How about actually watching the fight and not just posting webms of the knockdowns he got in round 1?

You'd have to be completely demented to believe that was an easy fight for McGregor.
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>>76785906
Defence, his striking defence is garbage. I'd be surprised if he survived with Conor
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>>76785867
Here
>>76785911
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>>76785929
Nate has worse striking defense and he did just fine Nigel.
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Whose worse Conor haters or Conor fanboys?
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>>76785941
Nuthuggers like you
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>>76785936
Actually not true, Nate rolls well with a lot of the shots that look clean. He also deflects shots off his glove and arm well. Conor landed clean several times however
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>>76785867
The ref didn't even see the towel throw
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>this yankee dick riding Tony just because he hates Conor and getting upset at people online


might be my dad lmao
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>>76785957
Actually Nate has just about the worst striking defense in LW history, coupled with the fact that he has never checked a single leg kick in his life.
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>>76785969
Take those soggy Irish balls out your mouth they've been in there way too long. The Irish hate you anyway.
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>Tony has good striking defence

It's definitely improving each time he fights but Conor would have no problem landing clean. I think Tony could survive and take Conor down though. Fight will never happen though unfortunately.
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>>76785994
,
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>>76785988
>Conor would have no problem landing clean
>Muh lef hand sho'

If he can't do it in 8 minutes, he's getting choked out, or Tony just beats him up for 25 minutes.
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>>76785981
If you forget leg kicks and base off head strikes his defence is actually quite good
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>>76785981
>>76786005
Nate avoids shots so much better
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>>76785743
Really makes me think
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>>76786005
>If you forget leg kicks
No I can't forget leg kicks because those count as strikes and if Nate learnt how to avoid those he wouldn't have 11 losses on his record, at most he'd have 5.
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>>76785776
yeah, he called him out
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>>76785869
but if ngannou loses no one gets a shot. jds ngannou makes more sense
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Heeminder that we have new champions
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>>76786000
>If he can't do it in 8 minutes
Dangerous game plan to hope you can survive to win, hopefully he could land a meme take down early like a rolling knee bar. If not the fight could end up looking very similar to Conor vs Eddie
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>>76786089
>If not the fight could end up looking very similar to Conor vs Eddie
Lol!
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>>76786104
You're just being naive.
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>>76786117
Did this nigga just compare Eddie to Tony?
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conor literally outclasses tony at every aspect
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*shoots a double*
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>>76786121
Yes, the fight could end up looking very similar to Eddie vs Conor if Tony's chin doesn't hold up like you're hoping it will. It is out there like Eddies was. It's sad but true. Tony to me is smarter and stronger in the clinch and would hopefully not wait until he's been rocked a few times before he attempts to grapple.
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*gives you the grizzly*
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>>76786145
Did they get some monetary compensation ?
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>"travis browne waking up from the dead talking shit"
>called ngannou a booty scratcher and said hed revoke his visa
top kek
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>>76786158
>It is out there like Eddies was
My sides dude, why do 189ers give analysis?
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>>76786154
pretty sure that's a single he's shooting but then again i never really quite got the difference between single and double? i am thinking a single is a single arm is used and a double leg is both hands are used?
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>>76786173
Have a good evening
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>>76785922
>You'd have to be completely demented to believe that was an easy fight for McGregor.

You'd have to be a complete retard to believe that Conor barely managed to get by him as well
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*rolls ankle towards you*
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>>76786209
>48-47
>Gassed out in round 3
>Only did well in round 4 cause Nate was recovering from trying to finish him in round 3
>Was in survival mode all of round 5
>Even his coaches said it was a tough fight
>Some idiot on 4chins says it was an easy win

The types of morons that post here....
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>>76786217
>Head butts your ankle
>slips on metro pcs logo
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>>76786188
>Eddie is the same fighter as Tony
>Nate has better striking defense
wew lad
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>no ufc card this week
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>>76786240
post the webm
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>>76786227

you just did precisely what I was talking about in >>76785904

Nate may have been "trying to finish him" in Round 3, but Conor was not in any real danger. You just think he was because the announcers spoon fed you that idea, watch that round with the volume off bud. Nate's pitter patter shots weren't doing fuck all, he landed more volume in that round and that's literally it. Conor was gassed but his brain wasn't hurt.

>Only did well in round 4 cause Nate was recovering
What a fucking stupid point to make. Only did well because his opponent was tired? Oh man, he only did well because he did better, wow dude great point

>Even his coaches say it was a tough fight

YOU said he "barely scraped by". That's not a "tough fight".

>48-47
Yeah, Conor won three rounds to Nate's two. Conor also had two knockdowns in the first and one in the second. The first round could easily be scored 10-8, it could have been 49-47 just as easily and you know it. Watch the first round again while you're at it, Nate barely touches him.
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*ignores you*
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If you forget leg kicks then for sure Nate is the Floyd Mayweather and Dominick Cruz of MMA mixed into one.

>Mfw someone tried to say the Diaz brothers were good at defense near me.

If I had to rank the most hit-table fighters in UFC history, it'd be:

1. Diaz Brothers
2. Robbie Lawler
3. Bethe Correia
4. Eddie Alvarez
5. Michael Bisping
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tyron won both
hendo won
bisping beat Silva
tj won
cruz won
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>>76786240
You've yet to state a single fact. And I never said Nate has better striking defence. In fact I've been quite biased to Tony as he is my favourite lightweight but facts are facts
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who could tyson fury beat at heavyweight?
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>>76786291
tony ferguson
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>>76786307
I want to hear his reaction to outawkwarding him with angles he never even thought were possible
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>>76786291
cerrone
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>>76785803

>poppycock

well wibble my wobbler chap
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when was this added
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>>76786270
>Conor was not in any real danger
It was clear to anyone with eyes that he was gassing out hard in that 3rd round just like he did in the first fight.
>Muh announcers
Lol stop grasping at straws
>The first round could easily be scored 10-8
No it wouldn't, and this is the first time I'm reading this dumb opinion ever. This isn't boxing you casual.
>YOU said he "barely scraped by". That's not a "tough fight".
Yes he barely scraped by, a 48-47 majority decision isn't a dominant win, no matter how you want to look at it. It takes a special kind of moron to say that was an easy fight for him when it ended with him flat on his back.
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Why are people engaging with an obvious troll?
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6'2 is the manlet cut off what do you consider the female mma womanlet cut off?
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>>76786168
depends on how much they can sell it for
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>>76784994
what happened? bans that will actually work? gimme the rundown
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>>76786330
week or two ago
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>>76786305
who is this? i've seen her in the crowd before.
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>>76786333
Not even a troll, he actually believed what he was saying and then when so many people told him he was wrong he started pretending and trying to play it off as a joke.
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Stipe tapped
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>>76786333
who?
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>>76786335
170
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>>76786379
thicc
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Ufc 215 cancelled
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>>76786305
Tony has a better/comparable chin to Nate
Tony has better endurance and cardio
Tony doesn't let his lead leg get kicked 50 times in a fight
Tony has never been KO'd in his career
Tony is well-rounded
Tony is bigger than Conor
Tony has better clinching and grappling than Conor
Conor has never KO'd anyone bigger/TKO'd than him

Facts are facts.
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>>76786381
meant cm
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>>76786332
>It takes a special kind of moron to say that was an easy fight for him
Yeah it is, who said that?
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>>76786398
i know
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>>76786398
5'7 is close to female average while 6'2 is far above male average, 5'10 cutoff seems more in line with the meme.
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>>76786400
The guy who said it was dumb to say Conor scraped by (which is what he did)
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>>76786390
I never said other wise

Also Conor ko'd someone taller/bigger than him in cage warriors
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>>76786413
You're the one who said that Nate deserved the win idiot
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>>76786349
I know nothing about networking. Someone else can explain it, but I think they have a way to auto ban proxy posters (?). It's been against the rules to post from one for years but I think the server will auto detect (?) them now. I'm an idiot obviously maybe someone can chime in. A spammer can still just change their IP through their ISP.
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>>76786418
>>76786418
You said if they fought it'd go the same way the Alvarez fight went.
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>>76786410
6'2 is manlet in your country, 6'4 is the cuttoff
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>>76786426
>You're the one who said that Nate deserved the win
Where did I say that exactly moron?
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>>76786437
i was going by your country, 5'10 being avg.
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>>76786433
Yes it could do
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>>76785169
>>76785043
Sargon of Cukkad is everything wrong with Youtube political attention whores in one cancerous package.
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>>76786433
he's not wrong, tony almost got embarrassed by a meme late replacement
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>>76786448
No it wouldn't, not in a thousand years. Unless you're talking about a different Eddie, not the one who was getting boxed up by Poirier.
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>>76785635
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>>76785670
reaction images for texting mostly, ah well thanks for making it tho
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>>76786462
Yeah had to turn off JRE after about 15 minutes.
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>>76786466
Key-words being late replacement against an unorthodox fighter, and he still won.
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>>76786468
let's not pretend eddie is some sort of scrub, he finished rda while tony had to poke his eyeball off to a decision.
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>>76785043
>normies (guest actually said this irl)
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>>76786433
Tony is far too open when he strikes, similar to Eddie if not worse.

Facts are facts like you said
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Did that female fighter defecate because of weight cutting? Should weight cutting be banned?
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>>76786466
And Conor got choked out by a skinnyfat vegan on 12 days notice
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>>76786503
>weight cut was 24 hours before
>weight cutting has been going on since the 40s
kek sees how much you know they never gonna ban it
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Casual hour
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>>76786512
nate got lucky, besides, conor kicked his ass in the rematch
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>>76786491
Eddie is the worst LW champion in history and he got lucky against RDA who admittedly had just passed out minutes before they fought.

That brawling style was never gonna work against McGregor.

>>76786497
>similar to Eddie if not worse
Hard to not call you an idiot when you say stuff like this m8. They are nothing alike.

You really think Tony would have trouble with Dustin Poirier?
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>>76786069
Thanks mate :-(
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>>76786527
tony might not be a brawler, his defence is just as bad though, go watch his fights
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>>76786526
>durrrrrr luck

Despite the 2nd fight playing out almost identically to the first? Yet Lando isnt lucky?

(You)
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>>76786546
Your only purpose here is to agitate and move us to /asp/
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Amanda, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day laughing at pictures of Schaub. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making bad OPs.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion, and I made Ronda Rousey cry. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get Performance of the Night bonusess, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>76786546
>>76786553
I'm convinced your the same person, no one can be this autistic
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>>76786543
His defense is better than Nate's and that's all that matters.
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>>76786553
That would be you, pedo
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>>76786573
leave me alone mandrama fan
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>>76786527
>Hard to not call you an idiot when you say stuff like this m8. They are nothing alike.
Well say why then? I'm more of the grappler than a striker so if you seriously want an explanation talk to someone whose been boxing longer but honestly I think you're just looking for yous. What are your boxing credentials like because you seem to know a lot?


And lets not pretend Dustin is a bad fighter
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>>76786562
We aren't the same person, I assure you that Australia does have something wrong with him though
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>>76786577
>I know you are, but what am I
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>>76786558
lol she literally has the funniest hair without trying to look outrageous
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>>76786590
A miserable hater
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>>76786585
dustins a fuckin bum mate, he got btfo by fucking johnson
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When is the UFC gonna wake up and acknowledge that it has a steak cutting issue?

USADA is out of their element here.
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>>76786599
Michael Johnson is an elite fighter.
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>>76786558
>FORGET ABOUT RONDA ROUSEY
>I'M RETIRING NEXT YEAR
>>
haha
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>>76786565
bullshit stoppage
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>>76786605
for sure my man
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lmaooooooo
https://twitter.com/MarloesCoenen/status/879361607461208064
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>>76786616
>loses to the best fighter in the division
>he is not longer elite

pick 1
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>>76786565
It's not though, Nate wouldn't get caught by those telegraphed shots Tony got caught with
>>76786599
He destroyed Tony
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>>76786620
chameme isn't even top 3
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>>76786597
lmao at ur life
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>>76786613
Is she referencing the time Keith Peterson squat down andndropped a deuce in the octagon?
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>>76786623
There he is! He posted the image!
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>>76785981
You are chatting bare shit.
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>>76786585
First of all you need to acknowledge that Eddie and Tony don't fight the same way. Then you need to acknowledge that Tony doesn't let his leg get chewed up by leg kicks. Those leg kicks are what opened Nate up to those big shots Conor landed. Can Conor drop Tony? 100% he could I never said he couldn't, but Tony is a more versatile fighter and if they fought I see him winning by submission in the 2nd round.

>And lets not pretend Dustin is a bad fighter
He's not an elite fighter either and he was beating up Eddie and his le boxercise Mark Henry movement.

>What are your boxing credentials like because you seem to know a lot?
I'm a black belt with these hands and would out-awkward you 100%
>>
>people still feeding an obvious troll

Wtf is wrong with you idiots
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>>76786291
Well you'd be incorrect regardless.
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>>76786642
This place is a wasteland and yet somehow the trolls on Sherdog are ten times as bad
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>>76786628
>There he is! He posted the image!
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Good night lads

Dream of heems
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>>76786649
For sure Nate is the Floyd of MMA my guy!
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>>76786650

That's what astounds me. Somehow this place, which is a festering shithole, still has more intelligent comments than the ones on news articles where people are using their real names.

I just don't get it at all.
>>
If Bellator really is in the business of making Legends fights, they should sign Penn and put Penn vs Aoki together.
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>Mfw people actually believe Nate Diaz has good defense.
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>>76786628
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>>76786387
just moved to september
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>>76786667
The majority of people are actually retarded. Imagine how much inbreeding it took to even create the population we have today.
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>>76786667
because people here are autistic, and autistic faggots obssess over bullshit
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>>76784908
>>76785043
>>76786462
>>76786488
>>76785169
I thought we weeded out you Tumblr losers from 4chan, what are you still doing here?

>Wearing a Kekistani shirt
I'll concede that's a point, but other than that you're outing yourselves as tourists lmao. Losers!!
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>>76786667
/Heem/ is the premier forum for MMA discussion.
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>>76786664
No, he does use his reach and outfighting much more effectively than Tony though defensively.
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>>76786706
kek
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Lmao, the UFC canceled the August PPV in Seattle. DJ getting cucked by the Baldfather
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>"Tito... I am the father of Jenna's children."
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>>76786713
>Being this fucking triggered
Lmao, what a virgin loser. Get laid, amigo. Maybe you'll stop Whiteknighting in lame attempts to murk your >tfwnogf, you dork.
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>>76786698
careful now, don't spergout and get yourself banned again you autistic spainlet
>>
>>76786712
Lol Nate is terrible defensively. Literally watch any 5 fights of his and watch how much he gets tagged.
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>>76786716
Mayweather-McGregor is basically their August PPV anyway
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>>76786731
You're the only loser in this entire thread who has defended that cringelord.

Very telling huh?

>Constantly roleplays gay fanfic of Jon and DC sucking each other off
I worry about the state of your mental health. You have no self-awareness at all.
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>>76786741
Don't forget about all the times he said he claimed to know BJJ
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>>76786741
*he smugly posts from his friend simulator*
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>>76786731
>defending the Kekistani shirt wearing double digit IQ real life polturd
>claims others are virgins
oh i am laffin

please get banned again
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>>76786733
He's quite good defensively, good at making his usually shorter opponents reach out with their shots because of the distance he sets, much better than Tony who got lit up by Lando and Barboza before he outworked them with cardio.
>>
>>76786727
>"Tito... I've been giving you that stuff the give to pitbulls that makes their fuckin heads grow"
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>>76786558
She looks like John Stamos
>>
It really does make me laugh seeing people who are clearly here a majority of their recent lives talk about others being virgins and losers

It really makes me think
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>>76786600
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB USADA
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>>76786807
He actually looked like that last night. It was incredible
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>>76786796
>"Walls of texts"
>meanwhile, your posts
truly makes one ponder

do you never learn? you're about the get banned again for sperging out.
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>>76786796
there he goes lol
>>
>yfw Hendrix takes the Anthony Johnson path amd becomes a contender at LHW
>>
Hopefully it's a 30 day ban for that Norwegian refugee.
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>>76786835
he got banned quick this time kek
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>>76786813
Tyrone of yesteryear's /tv/ fame seems to have made bank on those losers
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>>76786828
>do you never learn?
apparently not

seriously, he needs help. i am contacting norwegian embassy in spain right now so he doesn't hurt himself or others.
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>>76786851
>>
Is Luke Rockhold ever going to fight again?
>>
>>76786442
>>76786442
>Where did I say that exactly moron?

>>76786332
>It takes a special kind of moron to say that was an easy fight for him
Where did I say that exactly moron?

It's hilarious literally using your own points against you. You're so dumb you argue against yourself
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>>76785731
Nice catch. Obvious roider.
>>
>>76786877
Yeah mousasi is gonna knock him out in canada
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>>76786851
>>76786875
I've met my daily cringe quota lads
>>
We must give the mods more action than any other general.
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>>76786877
He's been trying to meme his way into a fight with Werdum.
Hasn't been working.
>>
Did Spain delete his posts?
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>>76786886
shitsasi is going to smellator
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>>76786851
good for tyrone
>>
>>76786884
How did you interpret me saying that it wasn't an easy fight for McGregor as "Nate deserved the win"?

Those are two completely different things dummy.
>>
>>76786875
This has to be the beginning of the end of your country right? Is this actually normal?

Nothing against Americans but this is how every empire ends, it eats itself from the inside.
>>
>>76786906

How did you interpret me saying that Conor didn't "barely scrape by" as saying "Conor won easily"?

Those are two completely different things dummy.
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>>76786290
*literally never fights again unless its trilogy with goob, knowing hes not even a top 5 LW*
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>>76786600
kek
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>>76786877
No.

The King took his soul.

I was actualy talking about this with my buddy yesterday. Rockhold had that dismissive swagger attitude once he became champ and it all blew up in his face.

At least with the Vitor loss he could blame roids.
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>>76786887
Tyrone is the real prince of Nigeria, living the dream, monetizing the memes to the fullest extend
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Miesha tates little sisster is an emo dork
>>
Ok, all jokes aside: how long do you think you can last in my guard before I tap you?
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>>76786931
Bisping is roider
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>>76786906
hope you enjoyed BTFOing yourself idiot lmao
>>
>>76786917
Are you brain damaged? Let me put what I've been saying into numbered form so that even a 2nd grader can understand.

1. Conor won the fight
2. Nate lost
3. It wasn't an easy fight for Conor

Where in this do you see me saying Nate deserved to win?

>That flag
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>>76786945
this

several of his training partners have accused him of roids
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>>76786942
Youd be tapping from the first elbow i land on your womanly face
>>
>>76786940
>Trying to shit on people enjoying time with their families.
Ireland is a land of relative fucking alcoholic gypsies. Stay in your lane potato nigger.
>>
>>76786946
How was the imaginary sex you had with your imaginary wife today lad?
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>>76786942
More like how long til the ref stops the fight so the doctor can inspect the cuts I opened up with my brutal gnp
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>>76786698

I'm a regular on /pol/ and absolutely nobody likes this faggot there either.
>>
>>76786945
>>76786951
>Rampage is a bastion of truth.
lmaoing@urlyfe pals
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>>76786960
Lol I bet he boned his secretary during lunch
>>
lol who called my secretary bud? :D:D:D
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He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.

He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.

He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.

He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.

He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.

He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.

He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.

He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.

He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.
>>
>>76786949
Are you brain damaged? Let me put what I've been saying into numbered form so that even a 2nd grader can understand.

1. Conor won the fight
2. Nate lost
3. Conor didn't "barely scrape by".

Where in this do you see me saying that Conor won easily?
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>>76786960
did mummy scenes with your mummy seen?
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>>76786678
>mfw people think either of the diaz brothers are good
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I think Johny Hendricks is a bad stylistic match-up for Jon Jones at 205
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>>76787006
I'm screecapping this post.

Brought a tear to my eye.
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Would beat the shite out of any mandrama sperg ITT
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>>76787021
>>76787021
>mfw Nick hasn't won a fight since 2012
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>>76787006
>redditspacing
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>>76787006
How can he be the greatest fighter in UFC history if your own post says Anderson is the greatest Middleweight?
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>>76787006
>bandwagoner polak
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>>76787035
delet this pic that is me
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>>76787006
>He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva.
> the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva

what did he mean by this
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>I rank Fedor
>I rank BJ Penn
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>>76787006

You should add that:

He's white.

He's a ruthless shit talker.

He was permanently disfigured by a known cheat and continued to fight because he loves it, because he a true fighter at heart.
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>>76787037
>this meme
i'm on r/mma several times a day like all mma enthusiasts and we don't write like that
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>>76787083
>i'm on r/mma several times a day

fewer times than you have a dick up the ass though lmao BTFO
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Summer friend simulator on full tilt
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>>76787083
>i'm on r/mma several times a day like all mma enthusiasts and we don't write like that
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>>76787083
>i'm on r/mma several times a day
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Does Conor have any decent wins at all?

>Mendes was past his prime. Got BTFO by Edgar quicker immediatly after Conor beat him
>Aldo is ancient and just got ktfod by Holloway. Cant compete with USADA around
>1-1 with Nate who has barely ever been top 10. Nate hasnt fought again
>Beat a Bellator washout who #12 ranked Poierer smoked right after
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>>76787094
this is corral springs isnt it

does anyone remember corral springs posting a pic of himself on the beach before he was known as corral springs
>>
>>76787006
and one of the most pathetic champs in history. which is too bad because people will only remember him ducking contenders after he fell ass backwards into the belt
>>
>>76787114
>>76787100
>>76787097
>>76787093
thanks lads
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>>76787107
I don't think so
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>>76787115
>does anyone remember corral springs posting a pic of himself on the beach before he was known as corral springs
I literally never did this. You're just using this as an excuse to post a pic of some nerd and say it was me.
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>>76787083
>i'm on r/mma several times a day
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Whoever had made that BisKING pasta on sherdog made an excellent job, cause it triggera you buddehs just as much as Mike triggers Unlucky Luke
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>>76787123
yes you did, it was maybe nearly a year ago though. You posted something a long the line of being at the beach with your mom. In the same pic there was a chick looking at ya
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>>76787153
No, no I didn't.
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>hey anon, what's your favorite football team?
>uhh, i don't really watch football
>oh. do you like any sports at all?
>i only really watch MMA
>MMA..?
>mixed martial arts
>ooooh, you mean UFC?
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>>76786949
>>76787011

WHAT BITCH
>>
Im the spammer and i cant spam anymore because i dont have my proxies

AMA
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>>76787156
I guarantee you did

I hope someone is autistic enough to find it, trust me I tried
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>>76787170
I guarantee you that I didn't and you're thinking of someone else.
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>>76787011
>Conor didn't "barely scrape by".
Except he did you imbecile.
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>>76787009

>Why? Why would you go there? It's literally r/TheDonald 2.0 since the election, it's cancer.

7-8 years of habit. I'm going there less and less because it has gotten so cancerous, but I still stop in to shitpost while watching the news.
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>>76787163
Why did you do it in the first place? Just for fun?
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>>76787177
Are you brain damaged? Let me put what I've been saying into numbered form so that even a 2nd grader can understand.

1. Conor won the fight
2. Nate lost
3. Conor didn't "barely scrape by".

Where in this do you see me saying that your mom sucked my dick?
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>>76787163
Show me on the doll where Uncle Phil touched you
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>>76787115
>this is corral springs isnt it

Try again, nerd.
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>>76787157
I have this conversation all of the time and usually just change the subject or just say something extremely casual about football to change the subject. If they show any interest in MMA, I'll sperg out of control and become violently disgusted when they don't know anything about it. It's even shittier when none of my friends aside from some guys from the gym and my wrestling team watch it.
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>>76787205
oh thats mexico
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Imagine making a detailed infographic crying about getting banned on a website with a wwe and MLP section.
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>>76787163
But you're on your toothpaste proxy right now
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>>76787163
what method are you going to choose when you an hero
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>>76787188
He totally is.

But I like him cause he makes people mad and has fun doing it.
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>>76787215
HOL UP

DAT NIGGA BARELY SCRAPE BY YO
>>
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/JQBtSdqNUHWkXgd-ulhIUg/
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There is way too much tension in this general, let's all meet up and beat the shit out of each other.
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>48-47 Majority decision
>Derrick Lewis tier cardio
>Dominant win

ROFL
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>>76787220
>british poster is on prozac
explains a lot
>>
if you didn't used to despite Bisping to the point that you jumped out of your seat when Hendo Hendo'd him but over the course of time he very slowly grew on you until you woke up one day and loved him and then you jumped out of your seat when he Larry'd Rockhold and became champ, then you aren't a real fight fan
>>
>Conor loses badly against Floyd
>goes back to the UFC
>finally defends his LW title on NYE card
>vs Khabib
>Khabib beats him worse than he did Johnson
>potato niggers commit suicide
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>>76787256

you can tell that this dude is stupid eh lol

some people you can just tell right away
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>>76787265
Conor is fighting Nate Diaz and then retiring.
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>$100 on Dan Kelly
Haha oh man there are some really dumb people in this general.

Which reminds me, I saw someone put the same amount on BJ Penn.
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>>76787147
How long did you get banned for?
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>>76787275
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76770677/#76770782
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>>76787250
people here are mostly just talking the talk, too cowardly to actually fight. me, i could actually take down three of you with my legs cut off.
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Goob bless yall
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>>76787250
>meet up
never. again.

https://i.imgur.com/aRzWp.jpg
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>>76787083
that's a big bait
>>
>>76787220
They still make prozac?
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dude dont call my secretary lmao
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>>76787297
It's a beast my man 100%
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DAT NIGGA BARELY SCRAPE BY YO
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>>76787291
I've been to norway. Got in a streetfight and almost killed 3 men.

Your people are pushover pansies.
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>>76787289
>He put the same amount on Maryna Moroz
It just keeps getting better
>>
>>76787297
Oh it's a beast, it's a beast man 100% straight up beast my man 100%
>>
>>76787250
Deal
>>76787300
isn't that reddit?
>>
Derrick Lewis NOT RETIRING

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/26/15876592/derrick-lewis-decides-against-retirement-it-was-just-heat-of-the-moment

This dude's a laugh
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>>76787297
It's a beast for sure, I just came back and see my thread and my posts were deleted. What the h*ck? No worries everyone, I'll get the next one.
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>>76787300
Oh wow, no way those are people from /sp/.

>>76787311
>Diaz, months after the fight
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>>76787297
We don't hate your threads, Sperg OP, we just hate you

Not Brendan Scooby, you.
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>mfw there are people that exist that want to see goobs vs Diaz III
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AYYO HOL UP

DIS OIRISH NIGGA
<----

BARELY SCRAPE BOI YO!
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>>76787346
Wow man that's rude, how do you think that will make him feel?
>>
>>76787318
i was actually barred from entering canada last year, to protect the the entire male population of canada from embarrassment.
>>
>>76787348
I didn't even want to see Diaz/Conor II
>>
>>76787364
Don't worry you and the rest of your Muslim buddies will be banned from the US too
>>
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>tfw you rev up the resident spergs
>>
>>76787364
Yea. It's pretty embarrassing to heem a child truth be told.
>>
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>>76785203
Yeah, it's called heem.tk
>>76785387
Shambles
>>76785604
Oh I disagree, I'd say TFATK is more successful by every metric.
>>
>>76787215

>turn on him

I can't remember the majority of the board ever liking him tbhwy.
>>
im genuinely concerned for bellators fighters when dillon finally fights his grappling is dangerous and he's a heavy hitter training under one of the most lethal strikers ever
>>
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https://youtu.be/1aCvHvllIrY?t=138

Kek @ Lee pulling the "errr mandrama" card like they have no idea about it
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>>76787361
Who is "him" exactly? Is it you or is it Brendan? Do you even know anymore? Did you ever?
>>
>>76787383
The guy you're saying you h8.
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Spergy lol
>>
>>76787382

>Your time will come soon bastard.

lmao he's pissed
>>
>>76784583
why was he giving advice to Wanderlei as if he didn't tap to Chael a few months ago?

btw I missed the past few threads because I was studying for finals, I just watched both lellator and chiesa fn, can someone link the pick results pls
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Can I get a Banky Spanks thread next?
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>>76787382
>Your time will come soon bastard.
kek
>>
>>76787400
For sure man
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>>76787400
For sure he was out-awkwarding him the entire time
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>>76787400
>this happened to Ronda at some point
>>
>>76787389
>>76787370

many years ago

I made you eternally angry

hope you still enjoy it lmao
>>
>>76787411
Holm endorsed Trump after the head kick. Clearly she was given the victory for her agreement to give Trump publicity.
>>
>>76787428
Calm down kid
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>>76787434
don't calm down ever lol
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>>76787443
I want you to center your breathing
>>
>Lightweight Kevin Lee def. Michael Chiesa Technical Submission (rear-naked choke) 1 4:37

Literally the opposite of what I expected
>>
>>76787439
is his brother getting back in mma or did he retire after prison?
>>
>>76787456
I want you to post more often
>>
>>76787462
bad stoppage or am i a just bleed casual for wanting to let mike tap/go out for a second?
>>
>>76787348
>OH DENIS SIVER IS AVAILABLE
>>
>>76787464
Yeah Aleks will be back. Hopefully in RIZIN or Bellator
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>>76787489
Glad you didn't get banned brother. All these losers reporting your posts and getting them deleted has me worried.
>>
>>76787480
Bad stoppage. Only people disagreeing are casual. Every fighter (except Kevin Lee) and competent ref is calling it a bad stoppage.
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>When all 3 resident heem spergs are in the thread at the same time
>>
Oh for sure my man 100%
>>
Conor is memeing right now

https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA
>>
>>76787464
He'll be back somewhere. I doubt he'll ever fight in the US again after all the rumors about Hep C.

>>76787480
Yamasaki should've done an arm check IMO
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>>76787515
>yfw they are all the same person
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Don't make another infographic after you get banned you loser lmao
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>>76787520
>>76787515
must be lunar cycle or aligned planets or something
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>>76787525
That's so crappy, you're what makes /heem/ special. Mods needs to relax and chill out. They are quick to ban people but most don't understand the culture and subtext of discussions in generals.
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>>76787392
>>76787406
Ali wrote that you mandrama losers.

jfc
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>>76787541
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>>76787549
>implying you understand subtext
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>>76787561
>>76787566
Back to back hater posts lol you guys are here to play it safe and fit in. Your favorite fighters are all probably champions. Leave me alone.
>>
>>76787541

Good thing this is a discussion about a legitimate sport.

Enjoy your containment board you mandrama watching zilch.
>>
>>76787541
>/asp/ here
You might as well be announcing you're a brony m8
>>
>>76787553
>be clay
>change name to egyptian kings for we wuz
>Albanian King of Egypt
lol
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>>76787591
>>76787591
>>76787591
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