Ronaldo > Messi

whoa this thread really opened my eyes

Yes, yes XD

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>>76783867
>"Human beings who do not want to belong to the mass need only to stop, and not be comfortable; follow their conscience, which cries out: "Be yourself! All you are now doing, thinking, desiring, is not you yourself." [...] your educators can only be your liberators."
- Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

I prefer alpha-God Nerman to Messi. And Tsunaldo is just ... Goku-tier. Messi is Krillin.

>>76783823
this count as shitposting?

>>76783876
>pretty much every media outlet here went full damage control
>meanwhile players like LeBron get eaten alive because his team didn't win
Don't have anything against Messi, but why do certain athletes get so much protection from the media?

>>76783823
>more complete
>literally just a poacher

>>76784001
because messi is just a little twerp it would look like bullying to shit on him all the time

>>76783980
no,this is shitposting

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>>76784030
Long shots, headers, tap ins, and goals in the box is more complete than Messi's long shots, tap ins, and goals in the box.

>Cristiano's new son is named Mateo
>this is literally Messi's son's name

why the fuck is he so obsessed?

>>76784520
If I name my child Christopher it doesn't mean I'm obsessed with moot you piece of lard.

>>76784520
is that why you niggers have names like Q’Antity, Uhlleejsha, Cray-Ig, Fellisittee, Tay’Sh’awn, and Day’Shawndra? to be unique?

any stats about the number of deflected goals he scored?

>>76783823
somebody gimme a quick rundown on him

>>76784883
>>76784963
not the same

Mateo is Matthew in Spanish, why would Cristiano give his kid a Spanish name? He's obviously influenced by Messi's son

>>76785038
6-1

>>76785055
My name is David, whichis a hebrew name and there is 0% jew in me or my family tree.

>>76785069
Are you retarded? Christians use Jewish names too, Jesus was a Jew himself

>>76785057
bad referee

>>76785104
god had to sacrifice someone for the narrative, might as well make a jew suffer desu

>>76785069
if your name doesn't originate from either Greek or Roman you are not an European

>>76785048
perfect athlete and übermensch

>>76785104
It's still a hebrew name you spastic, and I'm close to 100% Dutch (some German and Irish too).

>>76785120
My parents liked the name so they named me with that name, simple as that. I'm not planning on following autistic muh Christian name rules either.

>Had to play heroball to get a draw against the USMNT in 2014

>>76785194
>My parents liked the name so they named me with that name, simple as that. I'm not planning on following autistic muh Christian name rules either.
this desu.

mine is Hephaestus btw

>>76785194
>some Irish
ew, my condolences

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<- Missi arm strength

>>76784963
and Ronald like Ronald Reagan which is unironically who Christiano Ronaldo was named after because he was his Dad's favourite actor.

>>76785194
shit name

>>76786204
t. Bacteria dos Santos Silva Oliveiro de Sousa Júnior