Portugal, YOU are not a real champion

México is going to win it all, for México is glorious.

>>76783735
considering how big football is in Mexico and how many people there are Mexico is possibly the worst football country in history

no offence, amigos

Just give portugal the cup la

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>>76783721
You are going to pay for your words, Francisco.

>>76783751
This
Our D team won't be able to take on the Krauts

>>76783721
>Portugal is just a lie
Fuck he's unto us boys.

Why do you guys always do this? You should see Frenchies posting before the Euro final, they were absolutely convinced they were going to win.

inb4 jara tries to finger rolando

>>76783816
People don't know how to handle the imminent TSUUUUU when it's coming to them.

>>76783822
>inb4 Ronaldo likes it and winks at me

>>76783751
Where are the Mexicans/Chicanos? Will you let this white boy get away with it?

>>76783910
nah m8, I just stated the facts about their football
their food and wrestling is nice

>>76783786
>Implying he won't just disappear

C'mon dude

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This is how I rate this thread

>>76783958
Yeah, right before he teleports offside and scores the winning goal.

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>>76783751
we have our secret weapon, the S team with el chanfle as our SF

>>76783983
ST*

>>76783983
Is Chavo del ocho a player of Mexico's A team?

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https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=Chile&country2=Portugal

>Portugal and Chile are similar shit countries

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>>76784100
don't think so, he's commanding offense in our american football team

I'm sorry Chile but this isn't your year. we don't lose a game with tsu on the pitch for 3 straight years. you got unlucky with the draw. move on.

>>76783927
C'mon, we were in the process of triggering Beaners, why so polite...

>>76784143
What about El Chapulín Colorado? He's a World-Class player

>>76783721

> third world shithole calling anyone a moor


Why are latin-americans such delusional faggots?

>>76784200
Hah, the European solidarity force has arrived

>>76784200
Why are you posting in a futbol thread?

>>76784200
SWI

>>76784225
>>76784240
>>76784245
todos yo

Chile and Portugal are the most non-champion teams I have ever seen

let me begin with Chile
>rig tournaments at home
>own player crashes car drunk driving
>because it's up to the chilean confederation, he is pardoned since he will help the team win
>a literal criminal who put his wife's life in danger is allowed to play days after
>finger people in the ass, give them red cards
>give another red card in 20 minutes to Peru, yes a red card before even half of a half is played
>draw against argentina, win in a mario party game mode twice

Portugal

>literally 0 wins in the group stage, would be eliminated if they didn't invite cannonfodder for more shekel money
>draw against a Hungarian B team to "advance" to the next round
>draw some more
>a single win in 90 minutes the entire tournament, against a welsh team who has more sheep than humans in their country
>suddenly an outpour of these disgusting, monkey, primitive suhuman pieces of shit from the poorest country in western europe along with the sudden outpour of disgusting manlet brown filth from a strip of land in south america to ruin every fucking /sp/ thread the past year


This shit has hit rock bottom
To the point where it would be an upgrade to the human race for Germany or Mexico to win this tournament. Yes, you heard right. It would be an UPGRADE for these two already despised countries to win. Literally people would RATHER WATCH GERMANY, THE COUNTRY RUINING EUROPE, AND MEXICO, THE COUNTRY RUINING THE AMERICAS, WIN OVER YOUR TWO SORRY SHITHOLES. THAT'S THE FUCKING STATE OF THE SPORT RIGHT NOW.

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>>76784276
>suhuman

>>76783910
that's ok, pham, german boipucci is the best boipucci anyway

>>76784276
good post
i still love the little ass fingering cunt though

>>76784276
Terrific post, although the "Germany is ruining Europe" part gave you away.

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>>76784195
can't you see he's busy enough savin the damsel in distress?

>>76784276
This and only this.

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>>76783721
You will bow before TSUUUUUUNALDO and you will watch our league!

>>76784559
if you win this match i will watch your league
i promise you

this is how the game will pan out:
>huge battle on the midfield for most of the game, possession rarely lasts more than one minute and no good chances are created. Chile will try to pressure high but Portugal doesn't mind, the keeper just sends the ball to the mess in the midfield. by the end of this stage chile and portugal will have created 2 or 3 half chances but won't score because none was good enough
>around min. 75 Portugal will step up one gear, Chilanos players will look at each other in confusion wondering why portugal is passing the ball with such speed and precision only now, reaching the box and creating real danger, and argue with each other as for what's going on. The tv will cut to big chilano faces sweating and in clear distress, at least twice.
>around min 85 Tsu will show up and score from his one real good chance. Meme TSU celebration. /sp/ explodes in joy. "how do we stop them", "maybe we should start watching their league?", and "they can't keep getting away with this" threads with big portuguese flags will start to pop up.
>it will be too late for Chile to react, every attempt to go forward quickly becomes a dangerous counter for Portugal
>the ref signals the end of the game, scoreline 1-0. Portugal players celebrate, not very effusively and congratulate their GOD-Captain for yet another important semi-final winner.

>tfw el dedo de dios doesnt work on CR7 since hes a faggot anyway

>>76783721
Embarrasing. You're going to get demolished.

>>76784831
Why you are such a faggot

>>76784871
Why are you so short?

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>>76784595
>tsu showing up for Portugal

>>76784891
1.75 m

I'm average

>>76784904
>average
smugreactionimage.jpg

>>76784919
Do you want to fight?

>>76783721
>about to get exposed

nobody rate them senpai

>>76783816
you got lucky, it happens a lot in football. You had like 10% of chance of winning.

>>76785076
Dude. how can French people support a bunch of nogs. Do they really feel represented?

>>76785076
>you got lucky, it happens a lot in football

This is true. Just see 1998 WC final. How """"lucky"""" was France when Ronaldo (the best player of the tournament) "got" """injured".

>>76783721
Is this preemptive salt? Sorry chili but we can't just lose on purpose to make the kid team feel better

>>76783910
we can't say a thing because it's true
but their country is cucked by merkel so it's okay they can have football

>>76785099
they are our nogs, born ere, trained here, our products, why don't you ask this to portugal?

>>76785142
ronaldo isn't a defender.

Ah nice its a Portugal vs Portugal of the South America match in confederations cup. I guess its a must watch.

>>76783969
Underrated post.

>>76783721
Let's face it, Chilly Beans, we both are NOT real champions. We just humiliated 2 chronic chokers. Not that big of an achievement. Had we faced Germany or Brazil respectively and we would get rekt.

NOW we will see who is the biggest choker of the two. See you wednesday

>>76785429
Brazil was awful in the 2015 Copa America. Chile was the best team and I honestly think they didn't needed all that refball in their favour.

>>76785446
Brazil always finds a way to eliminate Chile even if they're playing like shit

>>76785452
Don't you mean the other way around, Manuel Joaquim?

>>76785466
Has Chile ever eliminated Brazil from anything?

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>>76783751
If we lose is fine because we suck anyway besides is even better because this mean another step foward to Osorio being sacked.
If you lose you would be exposed by a shithole with literally 0 football.
Is a win-win match if you ask me.