/heem/ - Shitty edition

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Who /lowkey/ here?

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>>76781441
FYI: pic related is just me relaying pic related's picks to the picksbro.

Please point out where you said that Lee would win via refball, I'm really excited to see your knowledge in action.

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Is he our guy?

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First for my girl
This is the exact moment,about 15' before her fight that I realized sth terrible happened with her weight cut.Clearly she wasnt feeling ok.She was pale af,weak and her moves were powerless with no concentration at all
It was just a shitty day

But as I said in the previous thread

>I'm very proud of my girl,I always support her no matter what and I'm just waiting for her next fight

>>76781510
>She was pale af,weak and her moves were powerless with no concentration at all

So it was just like her last two fights, got it.

>>76781510
she's shit, pay debts

>>76780564 #
Tony and Kevin boxingswede you dumb fuck

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Harro, ima mario sucki-sucki desu, please stopu making hurtful comments on the internet about my heart thingy, it's really mean.

>>76781518
No way.Against Taylor she had a perfect condition.Your mistakening her condition with how that fight went

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>>76781533
Do McGregor fans say he beats everyone and anyone to make up for the fact that he fights no-one?

>>76781529
brexit now

>>76781544
>No way.Against Taylor she had a perfect condition.

She landed 6% of her strikes and did no damage. The only power punch of the entire fucking fight was landed by Taylor.

>>76781492
Isn't he from Coral Springs?He probably posts here

I refuse to accept that Johny Hendricks lost to tim boetsch. He will be back!

>I literally can't wait for Bader vs. Davis 3

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Lads have any of you seen Lee and Ferguson go at it on FOX

https://youtu.be/1aCvHvllIrY

It's pretty humorous

>>76781565
Colorado Springs I think

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>>76781533
Kevin has been dropped by people with literally no power. Conor would light him up on the feet.

>>76781556
How in the hell you expect to hit a midget with accuracy when she's spinning around all the time to avoid being hitten

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>>76781544
Moroz v Taylor is unironically the worst fight ever put into an octagon and I once saw a man with no arms and no legs lose by decision.

Embraced Lee as my boy. He would destroy everyone in division. Including khabib and ferguson. McGregor wouldn't stand a chance

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Why are Twitter wars so funny lads

>>76781578
> Embraced Lee as my boy.
Until his next loss, then you dump him like jacarae.

>>76781573
He wouldn't get the chance, Kevin Lee would get in Conors head not the other way around. Shoot straight for a takedown and game over

>no power
lmao

>>76781571
nod rilli, just some sore bum trying to get some publicity barking at the de facto champion.

Btw that bodybuilder who said he was going to show up at TAM to fight Cody bitched out and no showed lmao

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>>76781576
Yeah but you need two people to make the worst fight.Its not only Moroz fault

Also Travis is at the top of the list

>>76781596
I saw a 5 minute clip of him entering and leaving cody's gym, is there any video about the supposed car chase?

>>76781596
He showed just 3 hours late, Cody was shook

>>76781604
Oh my bad lmao found the video
https://youtu.be/TuCYXrQpxC0
>>76781602
Was there a ltieral car chase? Ahahahaha what's the story?

>>76781613
>Was there a ltieral car chase? Ahahahaha what's the story?

You almost killed people running out sac down a one way road fool, fuck you! This ain't a joke to me!! #ManHunt


tweeted by Cody

>>76781613
He looks ready to cry when he's leaving kek why would you talk shit, literally show up and realise you can't go through with this at all?

>>76781447
She's probably like 1/16 Indian or something

>>76781575
Moroz had more than a half foot reach advantage. How the fuck did she land less than one in ten of her strikes? Is she not a boxer? Jab the bitch up!

>>76781613
>I'm shaking with rage when I get my hands on him
Lmao I'm surprised he didn't piss his pants
>>76781585
I think that Conor would embarrass him worse than he did Dat Guy. Who cares, he's retired anyway. Lee should fight MJ/Gaethje winner or Barboza.

>>76781581
because Ali runs it for him

>>76781628
Lee's rematching Chiesa.

>>76781586

>doesn't even have an interim belt
>de facto champ

If we're gonna wildly speculate out of our asses, both Kebab and McGregor kills Ferguson anyway.

>>76781645
Lol nobody but Chiesa is trying to see that

>>76781661
Untrue, Kevin's mom's got tickets.

>>76781673
How are you going to promote a fight where both guys squashed the beef after an extremely one sided first round finish lmao

>>76781681
>after an extremely one sided first round finish

It wasn't extremely one sided, and there was no finish.

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>>76781602
>>76781604
>>76781613
Who's this bodybuilder guy? Aren't they generally massive 300+lb dudes?

Wouldn't someone like that tool Cody

>>76781695
>this denialism
Give up bro

>>76781581
Why Is Tony Capitalizing Every Word?

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>>76781698
Nice webm

>>76781706
That's How He Tweets Bro #AlsoWithLoadsOfHashtags #Boogeyman #TiramisuTuesday

>>76781705
Chiesa was winning on the feet, and Chiesa did not tap or go unconscious. His arms never went limp.

There's no denialism. Just facts.

>>76781721
Get a dog it will help to deal with your loss

>>76781581
Just make the weight Khabib you fat fuck I need this fight

Just watch the Hendricks fight. Holy shit, USADA hit him harder than Also or Weidman

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Who's your favorite woman that fights?

>>76781725
I'm not the one whose boy is about to lose a W*, lad.

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>>76781744

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So what about Horcher lads
Was really glad to see him get the W, he looked good too after everything he's been through. Hopefully future fights he settles in better. Funny how he's a bit of a wrestlefucker and despite that took on Khabib on short notice. That's basically guaranteed pain at that point.

I genuinely don't understand how one of the judges gave it 29-28 the other way. Horcher literally won 2 clear rounds, it's such a baffling way to see the fight. Frustrating, honestly.


Also poor BJ. He looked so gassed, he literally did nothing in the 3rd round except plod forward to eat shots. It was bizarre. And what was up with his trunks, no Reebok logo?

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>>76781745
>picking Chiesa
>ever

>>76781698
answer me plez

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>>76781752
Literally who

>>76781765
Post your slip.

>>76781741
I don't think USADA hit Aldo that hard. I don't think the Conor loss had anything to do with USADA, and he looked really good against Frankie and also Holloway, until he lost of course. Even the Holloway fight was competitive for a couple of rounds.

Hendricks I think has looked the worst, undeniably. But indeed Weidman has become mysteriously average since USADA

>>76781773
only retards bet on MMA

>>76781772
lose my number, casual

>>76781766
Change your filename

>>76781779
Weidman isn't looking average, he's just facing the best competition of his career. I think all three of his losses would have happened the same way if he fought them before Anderson.

>>76781781
Only retards don't take free money.

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>>76781492

what the actual fuck is gonna happen when johny hendricks becomes self aware??

>>76781794
so you bet on Lee? that would be surprising considering the levels of salt on display rn

>>76781765
BJM literally never shits on his fellow refs
Likely because he knows it's a tough job that's often without its rewards

>>76781806
>so you bet on Lee?

I'm talking about you. Remember, you were 100% certain that he'd win, right?

>>76781816
no I wasn't lol
you seem confused, like someone trapped in a RNC

>>76781821
see:
>>76781765

>>76781828
>taking hyperbolic greentext seriously
100% pure autism

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I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER

>>76781803
are standing hammer fists the new front kick to the face?

>>76781832
Oh, okay, so you're just being a cunt.

>>76781626
The way that Americans think is completely wrong.Stats mean nothing in mma.Stats are only for explain what you bet in every fight by some short of logic

Nobody expected that Moroz could beat JoJo that way she did,with that punch combo and the fast submission and nobody expected that Karolina Kowalkiewicz was gonna lose this way against Gadelha without showing her standup game.Nobody expected that Andrade would be a punching bug to Joanna

If you go by the stats Holly Holm wouldnt ever beat Rousey so fuck the stats

Every fight is different and in wmma the weight cut is huge responsible for the fight

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>>76781838
THAT'S THE GRIZZLY

>>76781840
>these sodium levels
le hairy mommas boy got showed to be a B-class fighter, deal with it

>>76781840
>literally attempting an interaction with cuntlad

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Gonna post webms from last night

>>76781840
He's like 13 years old. Just ignore him until he goes insane and starts spamming perro caca.

>>76781849
>stats mean nothing when striking
goof

>>76781849
>and nobody expected that Karolina Kowalkiewicz was gonna lose this way against Gadelha without showing her standup game.

I did. Karolina has fucking awful striking and TDD and always has.

>Nobody expected that Andrade would be a punching bug to Joanna

Except all the people who did.

>Every fight is different

Except that in all of Moroz's fights her boxing has looked like ass. Again, is she not a boxer? Where is her jab?

>>76781862
Yeah, remember how Maynard TKO'd Frankie in the rematch and the threequel? What a fucking scrub.

>>76781794
>Weidman isn't looking average
Sorry, you're wrong

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Chiesa should have gave Mario a signal. Stoppage was legit

>>76781803
>when Chad talks shit about your waifu

>>76781898
>have your debut delayed because your opponent pulls out with food poisoning
>rebook it
>he misses weight
>you get fucked up

Nothing went this dude's way.

>>76781888
Weidman was winning until he wasn't versus Moose, he was tied 1-1 versus Yoel before he died

>>76781908
Mario didn't ask for one. Is Chiesa supposed to be a mind reader?

>>76781908
>no fighting of the hands
>no turning into the choke
>no attempts to push Lee's elbow above his chin
>arms motionless in mid air
For sure he was still in it though my guy

>>76781469
>posting that pic as if we dont know you use that guy as your alibi
ur a dork

>>76781908
Aldo was giving the thumbs up and Big John stopped Max anyway... you cant win with these refs.

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>>76781875
Is there anymore Tim Means ones?

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>>76781933
This is me, lad.

>>76781931
>>76781908
All he had to do is say
>Defend yourself or I'm stopping this fight!
But Mario "12 year old girl" Mazzagatti had to fuck it up

>>76781929
>Proffesional mma fighter
>Not knowing the rules
Come on, now. Also, Mario was trying to minimize the risk of brain damage. I'm not a big fan of his, but you can't really fault him in this case

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>>76781887
You saw Moroz boxing skills against JoJo and Jojo has the record of most strikes in a fight

Don't be a fucking liar.They bust our balls about Andrade the killing machine,or Andrade the roids killer before her fight with Joanna.Even with roids she did shit

Karolina has an awful striking?lol and then they wonder why Australia's biggest product was Mark Chopper

>>76781975
Moroz is getting cut in 2 fights dude chill

>>76781931
he was biding his time mother fucker, he's a PROFESSIONAL fighter, unlike your slacker ass.

mario should be fired

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>>76781953
that's different imo
in one case it's the ref's duty to protect the fighter from getting the shit beat out of him, even if he's tough enough to take it
even if chiesa had gone out, taking a couple seconds to verify he's actually out isn't going to make a terrible difference, best to check and not alter the outcome

>>76781989
Wait does it hurt to get hit in the cunt?

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>>76781956
there's a garcia highlight and one of the end fight ones
if you have something specific in mind I can make a new one

>>76781953
Aldo was clearly getting slaughtered tho. Of course he'll make a thumb up. Do expect him to tap to punches in his hometown? He'd rather die

>>76781998
only if they hit the girl balls

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>>76781998
it does especially if you have a feminine penis

>>76781985
You're 12 yo trapped in a 7 yo body

>>76781975
>You saw Moroz boxing skills against JoJo and Jojo has the record of most strikes in a fight
Jojo is a flaky flake who flakes. Moroz is a boxer. Why is she struggling to hit women that she vastly outsizes?

>Don't be a fucking liar.They bust our balls about Andrade the killing machine,or Andrade the roids killer before her fight with Joanna.
Literally everyone who thought Andrade would win thought that she'd walk through Joanna's strikes and land hooks, not that she was going to outstrike Joanna with skill.

>Karolina has an awful striking?
What, exactly, does she do well in striking? Be precise. Because right now as far as I can tell, she does absolutely nothing well except handle being punched.

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>>76781908
He was just loosening the muscles to better deal with the blood choke

>>76781988
biding his time before he went out, yeah. Yamasacki should've let him go fully out, he was on his way, his eyes were glazed over, but Chiesa had accepted his fate either way.

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>>76782009
I honestly think bj has some serious tbi going on
it's pretty sad

any updates/banter/etc on mayweather vs mcgregor? ive been away for a week

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>>76781908
You do realise you're actually supposed to check the hands rather than just assume a guy is out. You see it all the time.


You people are literal sport killers

>>76782005
>Aldo was clearly getting slaughtered tho
Those neck slaps were really doing damage!

>>76782024
he never went out, mario should be fired especially since he had 5k on lee imo

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>>76782036
holy shit are all your opinions this garbage? go to bed.

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>>76782035
>pic
kek

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>>76782034
Nah not really. Got confirmed and nothing beyond that. There's footage of Conor sparring Chris Van Heersen from a year ago that people cite as evidence that Conor is going to lose since Heersen boxes him up a bit

The latest meme here is about angles, because Schaub went on his podcast and said some silly stuff like Conor is going to OUT AWKWARD Mayweather and the ANGLES of the jab are completely different because of his capoeira stance, which he's probably not even going to use in a Boxing fight anyway

>>76782063
lmao >angles

thanks!

>>76782053
Watch the finish again you goof.

>>76782034
>>76782063
Oh he also said Conor is going to be knee checking Mayweather in the clinch

>>76782044
>>76782054
>>76782062
why was bj so hesitant

gosh I really hate siver, jackass kept spamming those slappy tkd kicks got me really frustrated

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>>76782063
desu, the footage is retarded
van Heerden posted 1 minute of footage out of several rounds, during which he was getting the better of conor
however, as can be seen from the video posted on themaclife's youtube channel Conor was able to land some good shots too

>>76782077
I think he was just completely gassed

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>>76782077
he honestly doesn't have the mentality for it anymore
also shit coaching
if he had pressured Siver with boxing from the beginning he might've been successful

>>76782069
you probably thought Lombard deserved to carry on against Magny too. you're too retarded to talk to.

>>76782084
Link to the video? I didn't see Conor landing too many good shots even in a longer cut I've seen.

I think the video is of note in that Mayweather's skill level is far, far higher than Van Heersen, and "landing some good shots" on Chris isn't really good enough to go against Mayweather. But, at the same time it's not like you need to see that footage to know this matchup isn't in Conors favour at all

>>76782039

He was going to sleep for sure. He'd literally given up and had stop fighting hands which was the least he could have done in that situation. For sure it shouldn't have been stopped but it made no difference. 100% my man.

>Also tfw bellator is becoming the premier MMA promotion

>>76782044
Wow congrats BJ, landed one decent punch in 3 rounds. The guy's still got it I tell ya

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>>76782100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY5c-LPKDi8

>>76782101
>it made no difference.
You can't say this.
No one can say he was or wasn't. The fact is we don't know because Mario stopped it.

>>76782101
his heart would go on, i believe

also fire mario

>>76782077
>why was bj so hesitant

He's an old man who's been destroyed by everyone he fought in his last few fights.

>>76782101
>He was going to sleep for sure.

If Elkins had been stopped in the first against Bektic, you'd be arguing that he was going to get knocked out for sure.

>>76782116

I can tell from watching hundreds of rear naked chokes over the years

remember when Tyron had Wonderboy locked into that guillotine in their first fight?

>>76782134
clenched hard

>>76782141
oh yeah definitely would have made it

>>76782020
>Jojo is a flaky flake who flakes. Moroz is a boxer. Why is she struggling to hit women that she vastly outsizes?

I'm not her coach mate.I admitted here that there's a problem obviously hitting way shorter women

>Literally everyone who thought Andrade would win thought that she'd walk through Joanna's strikes and land hooks, not that she was going to outstrike Joanna with skill.

Everyone expected Andrade as an aggressive killer.I'm talking about the aggression.It wasnt there

>What, exactly, does she do well in striking? Be precise. Because right now as far as I can tell, she does absolutely nothing well except handle being punched.

She has the most natural punch combo I've seen besides Joanna in the division mate.Her punching starts from A and ends for example in D with presicion without pushing the whole thing.This happens because she finds the openings easily.She has the boxing eye

>>76782141
Point out exactly when Chiesa's arms went limp, please.

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>>76781956
have a bonus means webm

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>>76782159
>She has the most natural punch combo I've seen besides Joanna in the division mate.Her punching starts from A and ends for example in D with presicion without pushing the whole thing.

Are you actually serious right now?

>>76782160

>T brainlet

He stopped fighting the hands and just appeared to be accepting the fact he was getting choked out. I don't see how given the way he was reacting (i.e not at all) he was planning to get out of the choke.

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>>76782141
Look at 0:14 of that webm. You can see Chiesa just barely start to slip unconscious. Of course he's not going to admit that after the fact.

>oh for sure I was just tucking my elbows in and looking up at the clock waiting for the bell

Watch that webm he wasn't looking at shit. His arms were limp as fuck he wasn't trying to tuck his elbows. Mario undeniably stopped it too soon (just based on technicality) but Chiesa would've been asleep in a couple more seconds anyway.

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JUST
U
S
T

USADA fucked him up

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>>76782172
Off the top of my head I think I might agree with the guy
Calderwood is probably 2nd or 3rd best hands in the division.

>>76782197
johny should have trained more and tanned/ate less

>>76782197

I think it's more heart than USADA. He just doesn't want it enough. He should quit.

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>>76782000
At about a minute in Alex lands a few good punches on Tim

Tim Means walkout

Tim Means taunts 3 minutes into round 2

If you're not too busy please

>>76782189
>He stopped fighting the hands

He was trying to turn into the choke. Handfighting isn't necessarily useful.

>I don't see how given the way he was reacting (i.e not at all) he was planning to get out of the choke.

The end of the round was in less than thirty seconds. It wasn't a blood choke, he could have held his breath for longer than that.

>>76782202
He's talking about Karolina, not Calderwood.

>>76782214


>>76782084
Oh cool I missed this one

>>76782197
>>76782202
hivemind with the webms

For some reason I like seeing Johny get fucked up and have all this weight cut drama happen to him. Not sure why I don't like him, I just don't and it feels good to see him lose

>>76782126
that left straight is money

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>>76782196
I think he was tucking his chin in, could have been relieving pressure from the arteries

>>76782218
Well, Calderwood and Karolina would be #2&3

>>76782218
Show me the part in the webm where he tries turning into the choke, or at least attempts to be preparing to turn into the choke. I'll wait.

>>76782218
>He was trying to turn into the choke.
No he wasn't. He wasn't doing anything.
>It wasn't a blood choke
Oh okay. Yeah, you don't know what you're watching.

>>76782236
In all of his post fight interviews he says he was attempting to tuck his elbows in and try to wait out the clock

>>76782245
he was about to slip out any second

you just don't have the faith and that's why you fail

>>76782245
If it was a blood choke, Chiesa would have already been unconscious.

why does rogan reference queer street so often?

>>76782285
It's a part of town he frequents

You're UFC matchmaker Mick Maynard.

Jedrzejczyk, Gadelha, Andrade, Kowalkiewicz, Namajunas, Hill and Calderwood (if she can make weight) make for some fun fights.
What fights would you set up?

>>76782302
Hill/Calderwood

Gadelha/Andrade

JJ/Namajunas

KK/Suarez

>>76782214
I love elbow heems the best

>>76782302
Hill/PVZ.

>>76782319
>KK/Suarez
I too want to hammer home the fact that KK is shit.

>>76782302
I like Rose in the clinch against JJ.

>>76782302
Gadelha/Andrade
KK/Hill
Isn't Jojo fighting Cynthia?

I guess that leaves JJ/Rose

>>76782319
>Hill/Calderwood
This is a fun fight, but I feel both of them should get built up a bit. If you have them face each other whoever loses will be on a 2 fight skid. But I've got a bias for strikers and want both to do well so maybe that's why I'd rather they get fed some generic "well rounded" fighter they can piece up.

>JJ/Namajunas
poor rose

>Suarez
who?

>>76782343
>I like Rose in the clinch against JJ.

I can't parse this. Do you mean that you think that Rose will be strong there?

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Is Zach Freeman our guy?https://youtu.be/3b_xsyiIGPw

>>76782350
Yes, very. JJ's weakness imo.

>>76782333
It would be a good fight, Suarez is a stud wrestler with good submission skills. Hope she is injury free.

>>76782349
Tatiana Suarez.

>>76782356
Hardly a weakness when KK varely won a single round despite being stronger in the clinch than Rose

>>76782333
>Hill/PVZ.
Spot on, imo.

>>76782343
bruh

>>76782345
>Isn't Jojo fighting Cynthia?
dunno, but that's probably a good fight, striker v grappler and all

>Tfw had a really tough and awful week only to sit down today to watch some of the biggest clusterfucks of mma events this year

>>76782356
Remind me to fade you.

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>>76782259
See his forearm and bicep cutting across each carotid artery here? That's a blood choke.

>>76782349
>This is a fun fight, but I feel both of them should get built up a bit. If you have them face each other whoever loses will be on a 2 fight skid. But I've got a bias for strikers and want both to do well so maybe that's why I'd rather they get fed some generic "well rounded" fighter they can piece up.

true, I just tried to match up the people you given me together. Both should get some easier fights IMO.

>poor rose
Only viable contender that JJ hasn't fought already.

>who?
TUF 23 winner, probably best prospect at SW.

>>76782154
>build fight around defending your moma's honor
>lose in front of her

what did he mean by this?

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>>76782368
http://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-fight-night-glasgow-2017?id=

Yeah she is. I've got Cynthia desu

I know your Tiramisu's got tickets

>>76781744
I'm glad I started this meme

>>76782390
>Only viable contender that JJ hasn't fought already.
I just feel like she's not ready and won't be for years. And she's too tough for her own good.

>TUF 23 winner, probably best prospect at SW.
I've forgotten about her last fight (which I think I saw) for some reason
Solid anyway

>>76782402
>t
danan hyping this bitch up so much cant wait till she loses

>>76782402
I don't see how she gets Calderwood down. Jojo by decision.

>>76782431
Yeah but there really isn't anyone else. I guess JJ/Gadelha 3 but I would like Claudia to win a couple more fights. Otherwise there is Torres who needs a win or two.

I actually think that if anyone beats Joanna it will be Suarez but she also needs more fights as she has been injured for a while.

Could anyone tell me where I can download the event to make webms?

>>76782455
The main reason that I want Rose to get fed to Joanna is that I want Rose/Torres 3, because shorty got robbed last time round.

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>>76782432
>

>>76782455
Yeah, I guess there really is no one else and she's got to take the beating

>>76782469
I download them off of fight pass but if you don't have fight pass you could just torrent them

>>76782480
I have fight pass but it's still blacked out in the UK

>>76782455
Yeah I agree
I don't think Rose really deserves a title shot yet either, but by virtue of being the only real contender she's probably next, and after her probably Hill who currently only has an L in the UFC.

Gadelha herself understands her and Joanna 3 isn't something people are clamouring for with 2 not being long ago.

>>76782486
you can use a vpn

>>76782486
VPN my guy

>>76782492
Really depends on who Hill gets next. She's not even ranked atm

>whittaker is now the favourite against yoel
Yo. Yo hold up.

>>76781469
lol what's worse is that despite being wrong every card you never admit it you're a bad person you should work on yourself, see a therapist if necessary because your attitude is very unflattering

>>76782492
>and after her probably Hill

Hill is 1-3 in UFC, she needs to win like 3 in a row first.

>>76782480
>Download off fightpass
literally how?

>>76782512
he got that eastern/westerne duality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYd4Dqkodb0

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>>76782512
Yoel is an old goofy striking wrestler with a lowsy gas tank

Jacare couldn't hold Whittaker down

>>76782513
>despite being wrong every card

I'm unironically not. Not even Schaub goes 100%, but I don't see you harping on his few misses.

>>76782514
>>76782508
Yeah but I see her now as a good fighter who can beat some of the higher ranked girls.
If she doses that, even if it's a single win I can see her getting a title shot because there's no one else

>>76782518
there's a python script to get m3u8
I can post it as long as you promise you won't go sharing it on reddit

if this shit goes mainstream they might make it more difficult to rip

>>76782518
D..dana?

>>76782498
>>76782501
I'll just leave it thanks

>>76782530
I'd like to see Hill against Esparza again, if we're not doing Karolina/Esparza.

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>>76782537
Would greatly appreciate it

>>76782537
I tried but couldn't use it, I have no clue about coding

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>Shevchenko/Whittaker/Lawler/Overeem ML is paying out at +1000

>>76782557
I'm doing Pettis, Cowboy, Yoel Overeem and Shevchenko

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>if you take a hundred babies, put them in a field and come back ten days later, you've got a hundred dead babies
what did he mean by this

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Does ANYONE like this little fucking cunt?

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I made these

Alex and Means are both boy material

>>76782530
The difference between Andrade's fight with JJ and her fight with Hill really shows how big the gap is

>>76782552
https://pastebin.com/hyLt2Yse

this is just to get m3u8
I have a shitload of different bash scripts to do several things with the m3u8 (e.g. downloading entire videos, making webms of small parts, downloading small parts)
also have a script that works in combination with a lua script for mpv that allows me to start ffmpeg directly from mpv by just selecting start and end times using keystrokes if that's something you'd be interested in

>>76782587
yes Dilly is based

>>76782601
>I have a shitload of different bash scripts to do several things with the m3u8
>have a script that works in combination with a lua script for mpv that allows me to start ffmpeg directly from mpv by just selecting start and end times using keystrokes

This shit would be so handy if I had any idea how to use it

>>76782302
Actually Sean Shelby is responsible for both ufc women's divisions in matchmaking

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Fedor, stop.

People are starting to say you were never that good to begin with...

>>76782632
I thought that was before Joe Silva left

Anyone have that picture of McGregor in the glasses. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

>>76782634
they said that even before he lost to Werdum, let them say it. doesn't change the facts.

>>76782634
Fedor doesn't strike me as a guy who cares what a few people online start saying about him

>>76782637
After Silva left Sean Selby is responsible for both women's division and he also makes the fights in the men's bantamweight, featherweight, lightweight and welterweight classes

Mick Maynard took charge of themen's flyweight, middleweight, light heavyweight and heavyweight divisions in his capacity asVice President of Talent Relations.

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>>76782638

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>>76782638

>>76782689
Thank you.

>>76782674
thanks

>>76781447
Justine Kish wiki is hilarious

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>>76782638
"Conor McGregor" is actually an Ivory Coast native called Kona Magiga

He has been whitewashed by the UFC establishment for years in order to keep the black man down

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bang bang shitty shitty bang bang

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>>76781461
right here

>>76782767
>*rubs chin*

Was he the hoodie chad all along?

>>76781585
>>He wouldn't get the chance, Kevin Lee would get in Conors head not the other way around
Topkek

>>76782745
Fuck me thats video is awful. his analysis is that He compares Trump receiving a lot of small donations to a lot of small bets on Conor.

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This is a difference between some guy who posted this in wiki for fun and a true mma fan who would post in wiki again for fun
"She shat herself into her reebok shorts cause they pay her shit "

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>You sending The Wolf?

>>76781578
I have been calling things for my boy Lee in the past few threads. I've rustled some feathers.
Lee is my boy, but it's foolish to think that he could take the division at the moment.

>>76782786
True, Conor is a wigger from Europe. Kevin Lee is from Motor city, his brothers are doing 25 right now, hes a real g

Kevin Lee is unironically handsome desu.

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Give me one good reason why a 6'2" 300 lbs layman like me couldn't defeat any fighter in the UFC flyweight, bantamweight and featherweight divisions

>>76782812
Why do you say that like it's not obvious, he's a good looking dude. I saw a dude trying to call him ugly and saying he'll never be pushed because he's not attractive like Conor

I really hope he was baiting

>>76782834
true, he is charismatic too.

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>>76781698
The famous ones nowadays might get up to 300lb off-season., but not always that big. And they are the ones actually competing in the Olympic. A guy called Kovacs got up to 400lb+ in the off-season, IIRC. THe guys that big often die because heart failure; I guess the heart literally just can't pump the blood around that giant body.
Plus there are divisions for smaller guys.
Frank Zane weighed sub-200lbs, IIRC. That's going back to the classic era though.

>>76781744
Hellig. She thinks she's ugly and she just rolled around in shit. #Respect.

>>76782844
I use to name fag as him back in the discord before I left, he became my boy when I realised he wasn't actually a cunt and was just cleverly making people hate him to boost his name.

bad guy always wins and what not

Based af

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>>76782847
So wouldn't someone like that bash Cody despite having no fight experience? The size discrepancy seems too big

Convince me that Khabib can beat Kevin Lee

>>76782815
You wouldn't be able to touch them tubby

>>76782888
He has better striking and is Islamosplosive,

>>76782888
lee cant do shit off his back

>>76782912
swept Chiesa easy

>>76782907
>khabib has better striking than anyone older than 12

HOWLING

>>76782912
Khabib is not putting Kevin Lee on his back

>>76782919
yeah but Cheeser is a scrawny hobo and kebab is built

>>76782935
yeah Khabib's top control is watertight, really want to see him tangle with Ferguson

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>>76782812
>>76782834
>>76782844
>>76782877

>>76781447

what the fuck

I skipped this fight, holy shit thats amazing

>>76782990
>shit

cheeky...

>>76782997

did anik and cruz mention it?

>BJ Penn fought last night

Lmao wtf? Why? When?

>>76782999
It's just mis coloured blood

>>76782154
She needs a proper heavyweight to satisfy her and take her mind off her pathetic son's loss. Look at her face. Look how sad she is to have a pathetic little cuckboi son.
Come to think of it, I'd put her in a choke hold whilst I slammed her pussy from behind. She'd be about as unconscious as her pathetic little cuckboi son was by the time she was orgasming. I'd spit in her face whislt she came. It would be total, 100% illegal rape, but she'd be so fucking satisfied by it that she wouldn't report it.

I'd literally make cuckboi Chiesa bow down before me. I'd make her bow down before me too. Then I'd tell him to go out of the room and I'd start shagging her.

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>>76783011
did you actually type this out?

I wish I was 5% black so I could have cornrows and it would be okay

>>76782788
Yeah I've got nothing against him normally but that video is stupid.

>>76783011
She def got wet over Kevin Lee, how could you not?

>BJ lost to Denis Siver

It hurts

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>>76783017
who can stop this madman?

>>76783021
Just do it anyway, fuck what people think

>>76782878
I honestly don't know. Could a bodybuilder beat someone much smaller but who is one of the best fighters in his weightclass? Probably not, in my opinion.

>>76783036
fuck bj, always was an overrated bum

anyone taking webm requests

>>76783021
pretty shit tier hairstyle desu
dunno why you'd want to get them

>>76783017
Did you actually make a webm of people cleaning up shit?

>>76783059
shoot

>>76779608

Alright, here are the results. Good thing I rechecked my counts this morning because my drunken 3 am tally was embarrassingly wrong.

Bellator 180 & NYC

>Davis vs. Bader
34/70 (48.6%)
>Lima vs. Larkin
14/70 (20.0%)
>Pico vs. Freeman
21/70 (30.0%)
>Chandler vs. Primus
6/70 (8.6%)
>Emilianenko vs. Mitrione
39/70 (55.7%)
>Sonnen vs. Silva
39/70 (55.7%)

>Complete goofs
4/70 (5.7%)
>1 fight correct
14/70 (20.0%)
>2 fights correct
20/70 (28.6%)
>3 fights correct
24/70 (34.3%)
>4 fights correct
7/70 (10.0%)
>5 fights correct
1/70 (1.4%)
>Perfect picks
n/a

>>76783072
yes, but I think that's definitely not as cringy as what you wrote tbf m8

>>76783073

>>76782214

Not the 1st one though

>>76783007
Kish admitted that it was shit.

>>76783085
Oops, hadn't read the other ones you'd asked about
On their way

>>76783031
Me and my boy Kevin Lee could double-team her, though to be honest I think Lee would step in and try to stop me from destroying her too much because he's a bit of a sweetheart deep down; and I'd be punching her in the face and ripping her mouth open and the like, so it might not work.

>>76783084
Jokes on you.
One day I'm going to put out some adult stories on the web and theyll get picked up and turned into a film, just like that fat bitch who wrote twilight fanfiction which turned into Shades of Grey

>>76783007

You're retarded. Kish even tweeted "shit happens" after the fight.

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>>76783065
I think it looks good
>>76783097
I think Tony is the only person who could beat Kevin Lee, he destroys everyone else

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>>76783085
>

>>76783104
best of luck in your endeavour

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Damn... He's handsome.

>>76783108
A FUCKING LEAF

>>76783112
To be honest I dont currently fancy my boy lee's chances against Kabib, but I haven't done a thorough analysis of kabib's latest fights so I can't say. I haven't even doen a throgouh analyiss of the Chiesa-Lee fight yet.

>>76783116
Thanks Im gonna kill myself if it doesn't work out.

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>cuck him at the press conference
>cuck him in front of his mother at the right

Chiesa ought to end himself

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>>76783085
>

>>76783112
get them then, you can always just undo them if they don't work out
cultural appropriation of hairstyles is complete nonsense