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>Manchester United are on the verge of signing Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic and could bring in the 28-year-old Serbia international by the end of the week. (ESPN)


>United are also close to signing 29-year-old Belgium midfielder Radja Nainggolan from Roma. (Il Tempo - in Italian)


>Chelsea could make a shock £35m bid for Roma defender Kostas Manola. The 26-year-old Greece international was reportedly on the brink of a move to Zenit St Petersburg. (Express)


>France striker Kylian Mbappe, 18, is to be offered a 900% pay rise by Monaco to fend off interest from Real Madrid, Liverpool and Arsenal.


>Liverpool are tracking Germany's Max Meyer, 21, at the Under-21 Euro 2017 tournament in Poland but face competition from Tottenham for the Schalke midfielder. (Daily Star)


>Manager Jose Mourinho has told Manchester United bosses he wants £100m-rated Tottenham striker Harry Kane, 23, and not former United favourite Cristiano Ronaldo, 32. (Sunday Mirror)

IN
>Sandro
>Bakayoko
>Van Dijk
>Lukaku
>Caballero
>Christensen (return from loan)

OUT
>Terry
>Ake
>Begovic
>Costa

LOANED
>Zouma
>Ruben Loftus-Cheek
>Chalobah

Probably have missed some things but this is looking a good window

Mbraaaaape to Arsenal when?

>Juventus and Brazil defender Alex Sandro, 26, has agreed to join Chelsea, with the Premier League champions closing in on a £61m deal. (Corriere della Sera via Metro)
>Alex Sandro
>a £61m deal

Wait what ?

>>76780103
The future is now, old man

Berardi to replace Salah at Roma according to this http://www.calciomercato.com/news/roma-tutto-su-berardi-il-dopo-salah-ecco-il-piano-di-monchi-99039

>>76780102
6th of july

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This meme is out of fcking control, laeds.

Whatever, I'll join because I don't want to be lonely...

just realised how strange it is that the creators of the game have only ever hosted one world cup while third world countries like mexico and brazil have done it twice

I hope Chelsea know what they are doing, spending so much on a defender, even if it's a lb and good fullbacks are rare, worries me a bit.
I mean, I am the first one who thinks that Chelsea don't need to buy too many players as long as Aké, Christetc. and Batty stay, but unless Aspie will be the new rwb that's where Chelsea should buy imho de gozaru senpai.

>>76780165
Kinda feel bad for Alonso, he was great last season and he'll be relegated to playing shitty cups if Alex Sandro signs.

morning lads had a dream about trans. does it mean should i spend less or more time here?

>>76780207
i don't even know why i come here in the first place

>>76780095
why would you let ake leave?

>>76780095
>out
>ake
Bad post.

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>>76780239
To shitpost, right?

>>76780095
Fucking hell. You only bought Baytutshi or whatever last year, why are you getting Lukaku? Or you doing the Mouyes of 'I buy all the good players who mgiht move to rivals so they can't have them'. Van Dick will cost £70m+. Sandro £65m+. Lukaku is gonna be insane. That's easily £300M+

The guys you're selling won't touch the sides.

>>76780266
>why are you getting Lukaku
To replace Costa, duh.

who /costa to arsenal/ here?

>>76780299
he wants to go back to atleti

>>76780335
Says that every year

>Spurs have laughed off United's interest in the England international, with chairman Daniel Levy valuing Kane at close to £200m

absolutely based levy at it again

>>76780274
Yeah but why? You bought a lad who's like 24 or some shit who could have been a starter for Spurs, Arse or United.. .instead you bung him on the bench.

>>76780367
>A Jew overvalues a player

OUTRAGEOUS!

Who /mbappe to Arsenal/ here?

>>76780371
I honestly don't think Batty showed to be better than Kane or Ibra, and I do rate him.

Keita wants to leave
Red Bull want 70m£
will Liverpool pay it ?

>>76780414
we will have to wait and see

>>76780448
id rather know now

>>76780464
They won't.

>>76780471
ok

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:)

>>76780377
More the fact

1. Kane needs a partner to help then win stuff (t. Arse fan who is jelly)
2. Batty didn't play that much to show how good he is

It's a bit of a fucking joke really. I don't like this meme of "le buy everybody so nobody else can have them" meme.

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>>76780074
>corriere della sera

>>76780515
>I don't like this meme of "le buy everybody so nobody else can have them" meme.
But it doesn't apply to Chelsea. They had no lwb to replace Alonso, 2 strikers like most teams, 3 wingers for 2 spots, 4 cbs for 3 spots, and 3 midfielders for 2 spots.

Unless I am forgetting someone somewhere they are hardly hoarding players. Youth players ok, I'd agree, but Chelsea's team isn't that big.

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Pls

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Is it even worth to keep trying at this point? We're basically the bitch for the other European teams, we buy players no one still notices too much and we sell them where they win what we always fail to, while we just buy their rejects.

>Pogba
>Morata
>Alex Sandro
>probably Dybala next year

>Evra
>Dani Alves
>Khedira
>Tevez
>probably Douglas Costa
They were all great sure, but they're all rejects.

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>>76780534
>Chelsea's team isn't that big.

25 Squad players (*=Home grown)
Alonso Mendoza, Marcos
Azpilicueta Tanco, Cesar
Batshuayi-Atunga, Michy
*Begovic, Asmir
Borges da Silva, Willian
*Cahill, Gary James
*Chalobah, Nathaniel Nyakie
Courtois, Thibaut
Da Silva Costa, Diego
Dos Reis Carvalho, Eduardo
Dos Santos Emboaba Junior, Oscar
*Fabregas Soler, Francesc
Hazard, Eden
Ivanovic, Branislav
Kante, Ngolo
Luiz Moreira Marinho, David
Matic, Nemanja
Mikel, John Obi
*Moses, Victor
Rodriguez Ledesma, Pedro Eliezer
*Terry, John George
Zouma, Kurt Happy

Under-21 players (Contract and Scholars)
Abraham, Tammy
Aina, Temitayo Olufisayo Olaoluwa
Ake, Nathan Benjamin
Ali, Mukhtar Abdullahi
Angban, Bekanty Victorien
Baker, Lewis Renard
Baxter, Nathan
Beeney, Mitchell Ryan
Boga, Jeremie
Brown, Charlie
Brown, Isiah Jay
Bulka, Marcin
Chalobah, Trevoh Tom
Christensen, Andreas Bodtker
Christie-Davies, Isaac David
Clarke-Salter, Jake-Liam
Colkett, Charlie
Colley, Joseph
Collins, Bradley Ray
Conroy, Dion John
Cuevas Jara, Cristian Alejandro
Cumming, James Andrew
Dabo, Sheik Mohamed Fankaty
Dasilva, Cole Perry
Dasilva, Jay Rhys
De Souza, Nathan Allan
Familia-Castillo, Juan Carlos
Feruz, Islam
Gallagher, Conor
Grant, Joshua
Guehi, Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel
Hinckson-Mars, Malakai Daylan
Houghton, Jordan
James, Reece
Kiwomya, Andrew Alexander
Loftus Cheek, Ruben
Maddox, Jacob
McCormick, Luke
McEachran, George James
Medley, Zechariah Joshua Henry
Miazga, Matthew
Mount, Mason
Muheim, Miro Max Maria
Musonda, Charles
Nartey, Richard Nicos Tettey
Nunes Nascimento, Robert Kenedy
Palmer, Kasey Remel
Pantic, Danilo
Pasalic, Mario
Quintero Quintero, Josimar Aldair
Rodriguez Gonzalez, Jhoao Leandro
Sammut, Ruben
Scott, Kyle
Solanke-Mitchell, Dominic Ayodele
St Clair, Harvey
Sterling, Dujon
Suljic, Ali
Taylor-Crossdale, Martell
Thompson, Jared
Tomori, Fikayo
Traore, Bertrand
Ugbo, Ike
Uwakwe, Tariq
Wakefield, Charlie Mark

>>76780558
Ivanovic, Mikel, and Oscar were sold in January, and Zouma was injured for the whole year until recently.

>>76780544
go bandwagon inter then frocio

>>76780136
It's not that strange. It rotates between the confederations and England have to compete with all of Europe while Brazil, Argentina and Mexico compete amongst themselves.

>>76780266
Conte is pretty much Mouyes without the media savvy. Look at all the muscle he's chasing.

>>76780540
-_-

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Wife just sent me this. She's on holiday in LA

>>76780074
>>Arsenal and Manchester City are considering a straight swap deal involving 28-year-old Chile forward Alexis Sanchez and Argentina striker Sergio Aguero, 29. (Daily Star)
That's ridiculous.
>>76780080
>>France striker Kylian Mbappe, 18, is to be offered a 900% pay rise by Monaco to fend off interest from Real Madrid, Liverpool and Arsenal.
THAT"S RIDICULOUS.

>>76780103
English clubs are too rich. Have to be milked.

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>buying dutch centre backs at inflated prices

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mod just sent me this

>>76780644
Looks like he's lost loads of weight

Palace naming new manager at 2pm
https://twitter.com/CPFC/status/879269199910195200
It'll probably be frank right?

you now remember eljero elia, dutch football talent of the year 2009

Why do people rate Kane so much? A fit Giroud is about as good.

>>76780670
It's without a doubt Frank

>>76780677
Helped >us win the Eredivisie last year m8

>Fifa is investigating allegations that footballers were involved in a state-sponsored doping programme in Russia.

>>76780695
what about barca and spain nt?

>>76780367
>Harry Kane
Actual market price £60m.
>England's Brave Harry Kane
+£60m markup.
>Jewish owner
+£60m markup.
>selling to another English club
+£20m markup.

£200m sounds about right.

>>76780698
They are the good guys so it's ok.

>>76780695
This is about as surprising as Kompany injuring his calf

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>sandro
>bakayoko
>van dijk
>lukkaku or icardi or belotti
feels good lads

>>76780687
did he suddenly git gud?

>>76780585
Pretty pathetic desu. Mouyes is gonna be emo now he's da' is apparently brown bread.

>>76780080
>United are also close to signing 29-year-old Belgium midfielder Radja Nainggolan from Roma. (Il Tempo - in Italian)
The article that they're quoting also says that he agreed a contract extension at Roma

>>76780701
>actual rate 60m
40 mabye

>>76780544
>literally Juvewinslol: The League
>domestic cups are easily within reach
>b-b-but muh CL :(

Mong.

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>LIVERPOOL have reportedly registered their interest in signing Monaco starlet Kylian Mbappe. But according to Sky Sports, Liverpool have also made it known they would be interested in Mbappe if he was available. However the report suggests the Reds believe their bid will fail with Mbappe's most likely destination Madrid.

LOL. Can he just go to Madrid already?

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brilliant

>>76780544
You've won 5 consecutive league titles

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>>76780877

>>76780877
im wondering who is madrid gonna sell if they get memebabby. they have ronaldo(debt), bale(injury ded calf), morata(rumoured out), benzema(zizous muslimterrorist) james (rumoured strongly out)

>Mong Arsenal '''fans''' tell Wenger to 'Keep Sanchez, Keep Ozil and Buy Mbappe'

I have no fucking words to describe this. Either Arsenal fans are deluded into thinking football is like FIFA; that they think the chairmen will put which is essentially £200m on three players. Or they're fake fans making Arse look bad.

I'm going to go with the latter. No football fan over 16 should expect buying players to be like FIFA. Where you click a few buttons and it's done. Mbappe isn't coming. Ozil and Sanchez are leaving. Accept it.

I feel so sorry for Wenger, dealing with retarded gloryhunting fans and people who want billions spent (btw Liverpool have spent a billion and have won a League Cup in 10 ears) and expect shit to just happen.

Utter melts.

>>76780877
Top top picture.

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>>76780884
Stop saying baka.

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>>76780908
>taking any fanbase seriously
jeezz you eejit

>>76780899
As long as Ronaldo is there, Benzema stays

>>76780912
"no"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WviwYLZubSw

>>76780888
6*

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>de gay

>>76780834
OK.
So, £40m actual price and extra £40m markup for selling to another English club.

>>76780908
Football is like fifa now lad

Clubs just throw stupid money around to get who they want, if you dont join in you will be left behind

>>76780931
Right, I was thinking of Buyern

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>tfw to smart for winter transfers
>tfw to smart for summer transfers

>>76780952
Basically everybody not Chelsea, City, United or Pool are gonna be left behind then. Hell, even Spurs have spent similar amounts to Arse. Horrible to see a club killed by chairmen desu.

>>76780888
But also 5 consecutive lost in cl finals :(

>>76780928
This is the last time i'm following harem manga so faithfully.

>>76780970
I still believe that all those contracts were done on the same day, but Spurs released them piece by piece to distract the fans from the fact that they didn't do any transfers.

Also, does anyone have that photoshop where Poch signs himself?

>>76780986
thats not a reason to be a huge faggot like the frogposter
name a club more successful in the last years, only real madrid and barcelona did better than juve

>>76781003
I remember I dropped it long before it ended but I don't remember why. But yeah, I stay away from harem manga, I think the only ones I am following now are "we can't study" and Akatsuki no Yona.

>>76781023
Bayern did win the CL in 2013 to be fair.

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>>76781015

>>76781023
>name a club more successful in the last years
In the CL, Atletico got slightly less BTFO than Juve

>>76781038
amazing post

>>76781043
Yeah, they waited until extra time before letting Real score 4 goals.

>>76781051
4-1 then 1-1 on penalties
vs
3-1 then 4-1

>>76781043
which is still zero CLs and one league title
while juve won six league titles and some domestic cups no one cares about but still

>>76781060
Yeah, but Atleti fans weren't as cocky before the final was actually played

>>76781023
Bayern, pathetico, chelsea

>>76781074
>pathetico, chelsea
Objectively no.

>>76781068
says who?
the thing you said has literally nothing to do with my post
>youre less successful because you were cocky
>>76781074
>bayern
okay
>pathetico
lol no
>chealshit
LOL

>>76781074
top kek

>>76781080
>>76781082
Chelsea won ucl and el
Jj couldn't win ucl
Jj Lost in EL semifinal even though they had El final in their stadium
Pathetico lost 2 finals but they won a league over barca and halal

>>76781107
>patheticos title is worth more than six just because of barca and rm
>napoli and roma are bad lol
nice meme
they even broke their record of points in the league this year

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>>76781038
>>76780970
jej

>>76781123
A win over barca and halal with inferior squad is much more impressive than a win against shitters with much more expensive squad

>>76781152
okay
whatever helps you sleep at night

>>76780074
>Chelsea prepared to spend £240m this summer

Lol.

Arsene Wenger is set for talks with France forward Olivier Giroud, 30, over his future as Arsenal seek to complete a club-record deal for Lyon's France striker Alexandre Lacazette, 26. (Evening Standard)

>Leicester City will have to offer at least £40m to even tempt Swansea City into discussing a possible deal for Iceland playmaker Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27. (Leicester Mercury)

Liverpool are interested in signing Kylian Mbappe, 18, but they are not convinced that the France and Monaco striker wants to move to England. (Sky Sports)

>Manchester United's hopes of signing Croatia winger Ivan Perisic, 28, have suffered a setback, with Inter Milan's new boss Luciano Spalletti desperate to keep the 28-year-old. (Corriere dello Sport via Daily Mail)

Liverpool target Naby Keita has been told he can leave RB Leipzig, but the German club want £70m for the 22-year-old Guinea midfielder. (Guardian)

>England striker Daniel Sturridge, 27, is back in pre-season training at Liverpool, having made just 20 Premier League appearances last season. (Liverpool Echo)

Stoke's Switzerland forward Xherdan Shaqiri, 25, has dismissed rumours linking him with a move to Roma. (Blick via Stoke Sentinel)

>Tottenham are well placed to sign Barcelona's Spain midfielder Carles Alena and the 19-year-old could be available for 3m euros (£2.63m). (AS)

Former Spurs midfielder Paulinho, 28, will cost Barcelona 40m euros (£35.1m) - the value of Guangzhou Evergrande's release clause. (Sport - in Spanish)

>But the Brazilian's move is 'unlikely' because of Chinese Super League regulations. (Daily Telegraph)

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>>76781176
>Tottenham are well placed to sign Barcelona's Spain midfielder Carles Alena
aleña denied any transfer rumours yesterday

>>76781157
>

>>76781176
>Leicester City will have to offer at least £40m to even tempt Swansea City into discussing a possible deal for Iceland playmaker Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27.
Has Gylfi even indicated he wants to leave?

>>76781124
>tfw you will never drag your spent penis over her tight tummy

>>76780095
Ake should not leave, one of the rare chelsea academy products alongside christansen who could actually make it, and are already great players.

Selling Ake would be a huge mistake, i can imagine Pep going for him and making him one of the best defenders in the league

>>76781195
Spurs are being linked to a central midfielder left and right. 1 new every day so it should be mostly bullshit

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/26/manchester-united-nemanja-matic-chelsea-transfer-jose-mourinho

José Mourinho is intent on signing Chelsea’s Nemanja Matic for around £40m, with Manchester United hopeful of completing the transfer this week.

The 28-year-old is understood to have agreed personal terms with United and the two clubs have agreed his price.

Matic, who will earn around £155,000 a week, is expected to take a medical in the coming days

>>76781206
I don't even think he'd be a good player for Leicester. If they continue playing 4-4-2, then Drinkwater+Ndidi are the best options in the middle. If they switch to a 4-2-3-1 to accommodate him, then they'll lose Okazaki's pressing and work rate. A 4-3-3, with Nidid+Drinkwater+Sigurdsson in the middle and a variable front 3 of Okazaki+Mahrez (Gray if he leaves)+Vardy could work, but you'd need more offensive fullbacks for that.

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>>76781217
you just know Mou will field Fellaini and Matic some games
pic related

Liverpool.

Are.

c-c-combo breaker

Shit.

>>76781214
Maybe because conte doesn't rate him at all.
Conte is like wonga if he likes a player he will patiently wait the player until he becomes good player

>>76781230
>discussing Leicester's lineup
It's the current year m8. Nobody gives a shit.

>>76780136
Even stranger considering this is geographically one of the bets places to hold a WC, literally wouldn't need to build any additional stadiums, every venue would probably only be a few hours drive or at worse, a short plan flight (presuming it was UK based including Wales, Scotland, Ireland), infrastructure already exists and basically every city is used to dealing with large volumes of football fans

>Chelsea upgrading hugely on a team that got 93 last season
Super club

>>76781358
>Chelsea are buying their way to success again

Wew.

How long until Abramovich realizes he doesn't like football, and sells Chelsea to an East Asian investor?

>>76781206
Why would he want to stay? The opportunity to battle relegation for another year and enjoy life in glamorous Swansea?

>>76781391
he clearly likes it though

>>76781369
lol even barca are buying their way to success these days its the only way
the honourable years of football are done accept it

Do people actually believe in the "honourable years of football"?

>>76780908
I think Arsenal fans have forgotten that they failed to qualify for the Champions League this season.

The only signings they can make will be black, French lifelong Arsenal supporters who loved Arsenal as a kid because of their highly "culturally diverse" signings and ethnic fanbase.

>>76781418
Well it was more honorable when a rich patron from your area owned the club and bought a few imports, and that's how you won.

Now its multi-national corps, oligarchs, sheiks etc who's big concern in chinese markets and other shit. 20-30 years ago, nobody gave a shit about tv markets and shirt sales.

>>76781418
yes rich clubs still virtue signal by not spending to get away with winning nothing and their supporters think its more honourable than clubs with equally wealthy owners who are willing to spend for success.

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Who will take Sturaro's place in the filename once he leaves?

May
>signing Griezmann, Keane & Fabinho
June
>signing Lindelof & Matic, and Zlatan has gone

fucking shite summer, lads.

>>76781424
Didn't stop United last year. Didn't stop Liverpool. Once in 22 years isn't bad. Signing shit that is.

>>76781467
Lemina

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>£40m for 29 year-old matic

is Mourinho the new brenda?

>>76781479
They're selling him too

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>>76781485
One could only wish

>>76780080
stop pursuing this stupid nainggolan bullshit

>>76781497
Rugani?

>>76781503
Could be actually, at least he's a good player too

>>76781467
Rincon

I love trans lads.

Reminder Klopp is a fraud.

>>76781539
Has Klopp actually shown that he's better than Brenny?

Reminder that serbs are the butchers of europe and the butchers of /trans/ thread making

>Sky: Liverpool interested in Mbappe

Could someone tell Alexandra Daddario that I'm interested in her?

>>76781546
not even in the slightest.

>>76781539
>"If I say it enough times, maybe someone will take me seriously!"

>>76781551
I can, no problem.

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Reminder that Poogba will flop next season and get loaned to West Brom

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40405216

>Tiemoue Bakayoko: Chelsea close to signing Monaco midfielder

Start the countdown for when we win the CL.

>>76781580
truly the greatest timeline

>>76781615
334 days? I think.

>>76780908
>fans wanting their team to keep best players and sign a high profile new one
>THEY FAKE FANS I TELL YA
Same fake fans who pay highest ticket prices in the world, right?

>>76781176
>a club-record deal
For Lyon or for Arsenal?
>RB Whopzig wants £70m for some kid
Ridiculous.
Is he targeted by the English?

>>76781403
>even barca are buying their way to success these days
Someone better snub Paulinho from them ASAP!

Poll time lads

https://strawpoll.com/gab13rx
https://strawpoll.com/gab13rx
https://strawpoll.com/gab13rx
https://strawpoll.com/gab13rx

>>76781658
What happened to strawpoll?

>>76781664
hes using .com instead of .me

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>>76781683

>>76781467
Bentancur after the inevitable flop

>>76781683
I hope he realizes his mistake now.

>>76781683
shan't be participating then

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>>76781709
Honest mistake lad

>>76781347
shut up

>>76781658
doesnt easy refer to the yolk?

>>76781559
like clockwork, lad.
I do believe it though. 3 trophies, all won when the joke that is Van Gaal was in charge of the league with only 1 winner.

>>76781700
Why inevitable? I honestly have no idea what kind of player he is

>Manchester United have agreed personal terms with James Rodriguez as Colombian looks to force move away from Real Madrid

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/3884812/manchester-united-have-agreed-personal-terms-with-james-rodriguez-as-colombian-looks-to-force-move-away-from-real-madrid/

>>76780681
>he-hehe-heeh guys I'm totally not an arse fan butthurt that he scores on us and is better than every player on our team, n-no

Having a modelas a gf would be far too much trouble and she would constantly be comparing looks with other

Time isn't the only thing going forward

>>76781734
>Player and club have agreed terms
>All that is left now is for the two clubs to agree on a fee.
My favourite meme this summer

>>76781739
every woman believes that she is a model now since signing for Instagram FC

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>>76781739
>trouble
probably
>far too much trouble
depends
whatever helps you sleep at night

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>>76781753
I really need Forest Echo News back in my life.

>>76781751
good post

>>76781746

>Sports journalism in 2017

>>76781753
I'd understand itsince her line of work has a limited shelf life and she's gotta do it but I just don't think I could keep up

De Boer to Palace confirmed

>>76781734
I'm ready for Perez bullying Manure part 2.

Ed Sheeren is probably the most likeable normie hype trash even if he's made millions of absolute shit songs

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>>76781722
?

Sky says Milan has agreed terms with Chalanoglu and are negotiating wit Bayer now. Fee should be between 20 and 30 m

>>76781768
if shes professional, she could probably leave all that baggage at work
it would be like saying dating a athlete(an horse excluded) would be too much trouble because they are comparing themselves to others

Rap is honestly the most shallow piece of shit

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>dat chinkshit sponsor

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>>76781809
>ManBetX

>>76781796
I don't think it works that way though, a woman dating an athelete is in a win win position where they either need to lock him don with kids to get millions or just keep up an acceptable level of appearance. Having a model gf wouldn't guarantee money and would constantly make me paranoid

>>76781789
Bayer Leverkusen for Hakan Çalhanoglu I presume?

>>76781470
Matic and Lindelof are better than Keane and Fabinho. >You will bring in a top striker, nothing to complain about you greedy wanker

>>76781826
who else

Why is rap so popular now its so fucking bad

>>76781826
of course

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>wanted to get a 1080ti with my 3 years worth of earnings
>everything is either out of stock or severely overpriced because muh cryptocurrencies

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>>76781825
>all athletes are PL moneybags

>>76781830
just clarifying lad

>>76781783
I got a good chuckle out of hearing Jamie Foxx talk about him

>>76780248
>>76780260
I don't agree with it but it will happen because he won't start over (NEW CB), Cahill, Luiz and Christensen and he needs minutes

>>76780266
Oscar pays for Sandro alone.

Boris Becker is bankrupt and I seen an article in the Sunday Times saying that we should all feel bad for him even though its his own stupid fault he lost millions. Near made me sick

>>76781802
>>76781833
Something happen recently, champ?

Who will United sign this week lads?

>Matic
Pleas no
>Fabinho
Please yes
>Morata
Ya sure
>James
ok why not
>Perisić
fuck you inter
>Naingolan
I guess - not sure why
>Semedo
yes please

>>76781839
Even a league 1 player makes millions in their short career

>>76781857
>Nainggolan
Not happening, he's extending his Roma contract

I wonder why can't just escape

>>76781857
>Matic
Probably
>Fabinho
you should but wont
>Morata
Nope
>James
by overpaying
>Perisic
for £78m
>Naingolan
lel no
>Semedo
decent transfer so it wont ahppen

Final Fantasy 15 is really fun

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>FOR SALE - ONE ROONEY
>Best player in english history
>Top goal scorer for united
>only 31 - currently at his peak. at least 4 years left of quality soccer

Opening bid??? Anyone?

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>>76781878

>>76781785
over easy means flipped over and runny yolk
over hard would refer to a flipped egg without a runny yolk

Early /trans/ - 90% brit flags - Fun
Late /trans/ - 54% brit flags - No Fun (Mods are around)

>>76781863
England really is an anomaly in terms of money in lower league football
consider an athlete who isnt a footballer

>>76781894
my bad then

>>76781871

I would cry if you were right on all these.

:(

>>76781836
do you really need the 1080?
1070 is more than enough imo

Egg types
-Normal
-Scrambled
-Hard boiled
-Sunny side
You can have variations of hardness within these catergories but none of this runny/not runny shit exist you mongs

>>76781885
>Ive come back to training early. Let the boss know!
>That's great Wayne. See you tomorrow
>..Oh sorry, I wont be here tomorrow, I going to Smalling's wedding
>OK! see you Monday
>Im going Ibiza, bye.

What the fuck is going on? Why are we selling Matic to United? He's exactly the kind of player they need, we gain nothing from that.

Where does all the fucking money come from lads?

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>>76781919
not posting the GOAT poached

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>>76781919

You now remember a perfectly poached egg.

>>76781919
>normal
the city of you

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>>76781913
I planned on either a 3440x1440 monitor or a 144hz 1440p so yes

oh well maybe next year

>>76781937
Good question, if he has to be sold it should be to another league. But then I don't rate so I don't really care.

>>76781938
Pls respond

>>76781911
Signing matic in 2017 for £40m should be a sackable offence

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>>76781938

You now realise Senegal is bigger than Liverpool.

>>96

>>76781950
I still have a 1600x900 monitor plugged through vga.

frank farmer is the new cp manager

>>76781986
Who

>>76781974
>le matic is bad meme

>>76781992
de boer

>>76781980
I was on a 1440x900 until 2014 because college. but played on a lappy anyway

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>>76781974
>I don't rate Matic

>>76781996
He's not £40m good in 2017. They should go for Fabinho imo

>>76780620
>Radja Nainggolan
you're married to a pornstar m8?

>de bore

Spurs will finish 5th this season and release a dvd because they over exceeded expectations

Cap this shit.

matic is not as good as in 2013
it's just going downhill from now on
i'd rather pay 40m for sergej milinkovic savic than matic

>>76781913
not really, unless you want to play choppy 4k or 144hz

And for 1080p 60hz it is too overpowered

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>>76781950
>3440x1440
>mfw

literally why
buying slightly cheaper hardware to avoid waiting another year is what you should do

>>76781546
Klopp's win%: 50.00
Brenda's win%: 50.30

He's proven that he's marginally worse, has an even worse win ratio than Moyes at United

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>>76782006

>>76782048
the extra FOV is really noice

>Barcelona are in talks to sign former Tottenham midfielder Paulinho from Guangzhou Evergrande, Sky Sports News HQ understands.

>Paulinho has a £35m release clause in his contact with the Chinese Super League side, but Barcelona are unwilling to pay that much.

I like this meme

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B.Rod is SMARTER than 100% of /trans/

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>>76782121

>>76782121
>Honorary
LMAO

>>76782128
What wrong with that

>>76781551
I will after she cleans up my cum of her mammarios

>>76782151
They then sold Ratking and I think you know the rest of his story

people who hate on

>tap in babbies

have never played football in their lives.

My dog won't stop eating my pretzels LMAO

>>76781789
Is Serie A the Free Kick = Free Goal league?

Pjanic, Dybala, Calhanoglu etc

People who are complete fat cunts have only ever played footy because of sympathy to let you join, picked last, and shoved in net.

>>76781551
>I don't read the thread: The Post

I'm not liking this /trans/ any more desu.

>>76781632
>highest ticket prices in the world
Retard. AC Milan is the most expensive at £3500 odd. Arsenal are 5th. Mong. Literally a 30 second Google search, but no, you have to embarrass yourself AND me. I'm literally embarrassed for you.

>>76782183
I liked going in goal. I was 6'2 age 12 so I was pretty good. Shame our pitch was basically on a slant and had more craters than No Man's Land before the Battle of the Somme first wave. I nearly broke my leg on that shit.

If you prefer a meme response?

>projecting

I wonder why people don't appriecate that a lack of change is also a form of forward progression and being set in your way and reap advantageous feats

>>76782199
>I was 6'2 age 12
are you black?

>>76782176
Milan alredy has Ricardo Rodeiguez, Bonaventura and Suso that are pretty good at FK too. Napoli has Insigne and Mertens who are great. I can't remember more good FK takers tho.

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>>76782200
I don't think Liverpool fans or Spurs fans appreciate the set in your way of 'not winning anything' desu famalam.

>>76782043
>And for 1080p 60hz it is too overpowered

that's what they said about my 980 and it's already feeling dated

A human wave attack would've solved alot of histories problems but people aren't detached enough to give their all to a cause

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>>76782203
W-would you like me if I was, senpai? In seriousness, no.

>>76782219
This meme you're trying to force is weird.

>>76782219
why would an individual sacrifice himself for the false promise of a better future

sneijder to united on 1 year deal with option to extend by another year

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Who will replace him come late november

>>76782258
Stefano Vecchi

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>>76782258
needing to ask this

>>76782258
Alan Pardew

>>76782258
Grande Samuele Allardicci

>>76782249
>Wesley Sneijder linked with shock Serie A return
>Galatasaray star Wesley Sneijder might be on the move to Montreal

>>76782258
Sacked by December, calling it.

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>advertising your company, only available in your country, thousands of miles away in another country
FA to investigate pls

You now remember arkadiuszk Milik

>>76782219
That's usually how history's hugest problems are created.

>>76782321
Whoa...So this is the power of a manlet uprising up front

>>76782304
>Montreal
of all the fucking MLS cities, why Montreal?

this is the worst timeline

Started eating pretzels when I had chewing gum in my mouth thinking it would taste weird but it was a horrible mistake haha

>>76782273
lel

>>76782321
>implying I forgot Arkadiusz "the Tinder Tenderizer" Milik

>>76782216
well
>Nvidia

>>76782321
F

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>>76782340
>tfw actually wanted to get a 290x but switched at the last moment because I would have needed a new PSU and couldn't be bothered

>>76782336
hahah, absolute madman

>Nathan 'Purple' Aké available for £20m
worth it desu

>>76781895
>leaving brits in charge of keeping on topic
look at /brit/pol
barely any actual politics just a slightly more normie /britfeel/

>>76780074
Would pay large sums to see Hamilton vs Vettel box

>>76782316
chinks love watching/betting on/fixing the premier league

>>76782400
>look at /brit/pol

Honestly rather top meself my lad

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*chokes your gf*

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haha

>>76782400
>look at /brit/pol

Honestly rather top meself my lad

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>>76782426
good post
>>76782415
bad post

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>>76782443
bad post

Why is this window so boring?

>>76782316
loads of chinks wtach Premier League are you retarded?

>>76782468
Think it's been alright so far
>Dollarumma
>Ronaldo
>Snubchester
>Milan going HAMS HAM

>>76782468
>Ronaldo rumours, Griezmann saga, Costa v Conte, Dollarumma
>boring

pick 1 (one) and only 1 (one)

>>76782443
>he doesn't rate feet
>he doesn't rate breathplay
Stay gay syruptard

>>76782468
Waiting for the financial year to finish before big things happen

>>76782478
>>76782490
>No one getting signed

>>76782497
Milan? City? Bayern?
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/statistik/saisontransfers
been some decent one already calm yo tits Lorenzo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyTJSm7LFCA

I love summer /trans/ lads

>>76782497
Milan has made things fun
otherwise
>Normie League
who cares

>Pickford
>Klaassen
>potentially Rooney, Sigurdsson, Andre Gray, Dembele from Celtic
>All led under Koeman

Is Everton on their way to becoming elite?

>>76782526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-77txuiVXs

ITALIANS
https://twitter.com/palermocalcioit/status/879343109452304384

It's bound to be at least a little bit crazy

>>76782554
No.

>>76782526
Classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2UEfWjvo8

>>76780074
>spend 240m on squad depth and only improve one position

why is epl such a meme

>>76782619
I dont follow the Ethiopian Premier League. Explain why its a meme

>>76782554
sigurdsson won't be able to make it at an "elite" club.

he has to be a big fish in a small pond, he hasn't got enough pace to be elite.

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>>76782569
He's italian-american and you have no idea how funny and strange the fact that he bough Palermo is.
He's a former member of the italian show le Iene (vide related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpokiH68nzc ) a dj/vj of sort and absolute madman in general.