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/nrl/ - DCE is back edition

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>Queensland coach Kevin Walters changes tune on Daly Cherry-Evans

>“He’s been playing some ELITE footy,” Walters told Sky Sports Radio’s Big Sports Breakfast.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/queensland-coach-kevin-walters-changes-tune-on-daly-cherryevans/news-story/be7db4cb4ce1c128502f3937433ad66a#

http://archive.is/lZsww

/ourguy/ is back lads
QLD Dynasty is looking good.
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>>76779475
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>>76779475
>tfw you don't care about league at all and a fairweather as fuck Cowgurls fan yet you grew up with /spee's guy/
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4. Michael Morgan
6. Daly Cherry-Evans
14. Cameron Munster

OR

4. Michael Morgan
6. Cameron Munster
14. Daly Cherry-Evans

OR

4. Cameron Munster
6. Daly Cherry-Evans
14. Michael Morgan

OR

4. Cameron Munster
6. Michael Morgan
14. Daly Cherry-Evans

If they go with anything other than one of these options, I will be VERY upset.
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How do I go about watching your sport?
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you're better off having morgan at 13 (Tbh)
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>>76779643
On Thurs-Mon Australia time sit in these threads and wait for people to share the online stream url and paste it into VLC.
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https://youtu.be/6RL2z1W8DlU

lol, it has a release date if you care
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>>76779655
Just because you were so informative and helpful, I will do it, what team from Melbourne can I bandwagon?
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Sean is fat lmao
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>>76779661
Melbourne
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>>76779659
this ps2 game looks mad
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>>76779661
one 1 team in melbin lad and they're good too Tbh
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>>76779675
To be fair the game is low budget and made by a small team so this is about as good looking as it gets

As long as it plays good is all that matters, but the last game was absolute shit and thus one cones out in a month and they haven't shown any gameplay, which leads me to believe this is also going to play like shit
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Just got the pc version of Horizon Zero Dawn lads.
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>playing any sport game that isn't fifa
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>>76779736
So you got nothin
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>>76779755
No, I got the game
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Dual premiership winner and State of Origin representative, Matt Ballin has retired lads.
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>>76779670
>>76779687
Thanks lads, I will be here game day
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Just retired and will be opening a cafe that closes down and becoming a PT on instagram but it doesn't matter cause I've got a house paid off and tonnes in the bank and I'll be right as long as I don't spend too much per year lads
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>>76779788
based matt
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Just filed for bankruptcy because I have a gambling problem and on top of that I kept spending money like it was coming in quickly and easily like when I was a professional footballer lads
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So poopeelia are playing a cheap knock off of union, meanwhile New Zealand are dominating the americas cup.

Really made me think, cunts
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sheep ate my baby lads
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>it’s been confirmed all Saturday night games will be simulcast on the Nine network for the final six rounds including Cooper Cronk’s final regular season home game against the Raiders in Round 26.
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KA MATE KA MATE
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>>76779627
This is disgustingly white.
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Where would they finish on the premiership ladder lads? I reckon they'd at least do better than cucknulla
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KAMA-TAY
KAMA-TAY
YARWA YARWA
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>>76779868
you dont need a total of 5 halves and hooker manlets in any team

prepare to get BTFO
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Gonna have some good old Australian pavlova for dessert lads
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For me, it's the McLambington
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>>76779894
Wash that baby down with the iconic aussie drink of L&P
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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
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>>76779943
Hello where to find the NZ movies and music section?
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>>76779948
They're in the back

The very back

Back in the loading dock

In the industrial bin

Thank you, come again good sir
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>>76779943
Can you show me where the Switch games section is? I can't seem to find it
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>>76779958
https://www.humanrights.gov.au/complaints/make-complaint
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Wish I was a big, strong Kiwi like handsome, intelligent, muscular, sexy, charming and popular SBW
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>>76779972
You mean that guy who got rekt buy England's brave white Ben Te'o?
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>>76779972
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/94053880/lions-tour-sonny-bill-williams-gives-shorts-and-socks-to-young-lions-fan-after-all-blacks-win
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Good Thread
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James Graham is going to have a horrible life after football. Not only has he had so many concussions but he already has nerve damage iin his shoulders. He said on NRL 360 that he'll tackle someone with his right shoulder and get a shooting pain down his left.
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Daily reminder that Victoria attracts the best immigrants
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>>76779966
The Switch is for kids and pedophiles

Are you sure you dont want the superior PS Vita instead?
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Fucking LOL, imagine being such a loser that you build your own computer. Graphics cards? I can't even tell what any of those stupid ass numbers or names mean. Why not call it GTX 1? Then the next GTX 2? Why the fuck is it GTX 7475454534 then the next is GTX 1070?

Fucking losers.
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>>76780035
Are you the fag posting that on /v/
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Imagine paying $1000 for a shitbox that can't even display true 4k
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PC gaming is for paedophiles: FACT

Us real gamers own the Switch and Xbox One X
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Just walked in on my sister in the shower by accident and she started getting a boner, should I be worried lads?
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>>76779991
well in real life you can generally avoid smashing your shoulder on shit so he should be alright
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>>76779990
Is the ref telling him to bow to Hessgod?>>76780004
source?
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Basedbox
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Follow me on Twitter
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>>76780107
Based walkie
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>>76780107
Based goose
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(((NRL)))
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Cringe
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(((Cringe)))
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What is Coen Hess having for din dins right now lads?
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>>76780390
>3 nuggets

may aswell be air
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>>76780390
HJ is fucking shit
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DCElite
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Watching my favourite anime, Haynes Moving Castle
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Who here /kfc/
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>>76780477
I wish 2bh

Been eating a lot of hell pizza lately tho
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Wtf I hate my parents for baking a Christmas dinner and not taking us to based KFC
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>>76780477
Anybody know if it's true that KFC is shit in America? That just doesn't make sense to me, tbqh
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I heard that American fast food is way better than Australia at least in the 70s
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Just realised that left wing rhetoric about the working class is a complete fucking lie and they only give a shit about middle class hipsters and brown people
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lads
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>>76780572
Went to america; can confirm. A lot more variety, portion sizes are larger and cheaper.
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Fast food is better in New Zealand than Australia.
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>>76780601
Can also confirm

t. anti thurston muriflag poster last year
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>>76780630

Went to New Zealand; can confirm. A lot more variety, portion sizes are larger and cheaper.
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>>76780085
you use your shoulders everytime you use your arms
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watching matty johns show lads
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>>76780601
America has like 10x more arable land so they can create more food thus driving prices down

Hope this helps
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>>76780740
And 20x the people you dumb cunt
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why are kiwis so racist against australians lads?
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>>76780745
yeah that makes sense the proportion of food grown difference is exactly proportionate to the population difference

fuck your dad you dumb piece of shit
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>>76780770
WALKIE
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>>76780539
Fuck, even when the hot rod box deal is going on
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>>76780770
>poopeelian brain activity
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>poo peeland
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Imagine being such a small forgotten about little brother country that you only have one NRL tea-*does the haka*
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just got done watching the matty johns show lasds
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>>76781058
did you win son?
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what?
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lasds
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Wish I had friends
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Your wish will NEVER be fulfilled.
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>>76781149
But I thought I was your friend </3
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Spent all day looking at Masters options at ANU lads

I've never had options before and I'm befuddled
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Got 3 easy yous from literally seething copy pasta lads.
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>cooper cronk has played in 6 grand finals with only 1 win
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http://www.theage.com.au/news/news/johns-was-an-accident-waiting-to-happen/2007/08/31/1188067369226.html

>"He used to come in wearing these half-hearted disguises. It was funny. Once he was wearing a terry towelling hat," said a former employee of the nightclub, who asked not to be identified.

>The employee recalled Johns walking into the venue early this year during the pre-season, appearing disoriented, asking staff for ecstasy. "He kept asking everyone, 'Have you got any zingers, mate?' He asked all of us. It was a common thing."
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>>76781173
http://cass.anu.edu.au/degrees/master-islam-modern-world
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>>76781271
Isn't he a literal queer? He's gay. He's homosexual. He's a poof, he's a poofter, he's a ponce. He's a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. He's bent. He's that arsebandit. He lifts those shirts. He's a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. He dines at the downstairs restaurant, He dances at the other end of the ballroom. He's Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. He fucks and He's fucked. He suck and He's sucked. He rims them and wanks them, and every single man’s had the fucking time of his life. And He's not a pervert.
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>>76781313
i saw that lad

didnt seem financially lucrative mashallah eid mubarak to you my brother
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Didnt finish school and now I have options at australias best unis. I wouldn't tell anyone IRL but I feel like crying cause I've come so far from nothing. Why does pride make me sad lads.

I wish everything was as simple as an NRL game.
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>>76781388
you are attracted to profoundly damaged people. you probably picture yourself as misunderstood and alone, and wish someone took the time to actually understand your personality and fall in love with the real you.
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>>76781480
no. yes.
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yeah nah mate XD
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>>76781536
People often ask me what I’m listening to minutes before the game. The truth is not what you may think. It’s most likely to be something that takes my heart rate down and calms my mind to a place of stillness. Because it’s only in stillness you can find the clarity to achieve greatness.
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>>76781536
is it back up?
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>>76781552
When you’re young, you follow your mates because your brain and common sense haven’t kicked in yet. But as you grow older you start to realise that the people last to leave the party don’t go far in life. Wise up and take the road that will take you to your personal limits and feel yourself grow.
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>>76781561
When your whole life revolves around your personal relationships and what’s wrong with them it's a good indication that your life is very small and needs sizing up to embrace some larger purpose or project. Your legacy is what you did with your life, not how many tantrums you managed to throw. Relationships are steps towards to achievement, not the other way around.
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>>76781480
Literally me
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/qanda/
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>>76781660
cant watch it anymore

i forget how normies think/behave

>disgust.htm
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my best record ever for a /qanda/ threads lads
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>>76781674
yeah me either, when you see white people with blonde hair and blue eyees who are 1/12345354354 abo describe themselves as Indigenous Australians you just turn the TV off
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what do peolple on SC mean by pod?
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>>76781897
That Twix Pods are the best
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Just referenced the /qanda/ thread to expose the /pol/ack neo-nazi's who hate based female touchies lads
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*fires up the PC*

TIME FOR GAMING
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>>76782096
Good man
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PEEM
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PIST
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POOSDAY
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REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up
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>>76782581
No I'm /redrockdeli/
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>>76781897

Point of Difference: A player that is not owned by many people. You need them to make up a lot of ground in the rankings or to upset better teams in head to head.
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The Bulldogs will be relocated within 10 years
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who /QLD/ here?
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WarGOD DYNASTY IS HERE HAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH REST OF /NRL BTFO BHAHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA /NRL/ WAS WRONG AGAINHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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*PSSHHHH*
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*sharts*
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Lads new zealand won a thing today
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>>76787087

Wrong thread.
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Souffs will be booted by 2020
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>>76787087
Did they do a haka?
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HEY, YOU HERE LAD?

LOL
LAD
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LADLADLAD

LMAO LADS XD

INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD

LAD
A
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LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

LADS CHECK IT OUT

I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

LADS LTD XDXD

LE LAD LAD LAD HAHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA

LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
LAD

LAD
A
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The one thing you really need to understand when coming from American football or other sports is that in rugby they HAVE to pass back. There's no passing to someone 30 yards / meters ahead of you. Makes for a completely different game really.
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Rate my OC.

Triggered Tigers fans need not apply. It's polandball in case you don't now. If you don't know what Polanball is, then kys
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>>76791242
Don't worry lad, nobody outside of australia will ever watch this "spoort"
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>>76791461
just made it a bit better
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Bullfags btfo
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>>76791497
Vast Improvement if I do say so myself
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Fuck it's cold
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Just put on my sweet polyester jacket lads
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>>76791736
t. TAB cleaner
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https://www.foxsports.com.au/video/league/matty-johns/de-belin-the-new-braith!630552
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>>76792680
wtf is he allowed to look at people in public?

i hope he gets arrested for that shit.
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>>76792687
you're a dumbass
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Daly reminder that this happened
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>>76792801
are you implying the (((Greenberg))) rigged the game to get views for game 3?
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Thanks, I did need to be reminded that his heel was off the ground and made no contact with the line. Cheers.

In return, I'll remind you that nsw got away with over 9 forward passes.

Reminder that nsw got away with at least 7 incorrect play the balls.

Reminder that nsw got away with at least 4 off the ball tackles.

Reminder that nsw got away with illegal blockers and obstructions.

Reminder that they STILL lost.
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Daily reminder that nsw receives refball every game and still loses due to being shit.
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>implying qld did not get away with anything

KEK

are poolanders that delusional?
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>>76792827
>>76792832
t. Triggered Queenslandahs

So fucking salty up there. Must be something in the water
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Imagine being nsw and receiving unending refball and STILL losing.
K-E-K
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>he's a triggered nsw cuckstomer who reads the daily cuckograph
KEK
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Damn, it's gonna be great when we win Origin this year despite all the refball.
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>>76792858
He's too afraid to reply directly to me so he just spurts out words to no one like an autist
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Aww, is the little reddit nsw cuckstomer desperate for a (You), just like he's desperate for his team of manlet cucks to stop being shit?
KEK
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>>76792868
>WE
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>>76792868
I like how you didn't specify which >we you are.
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>>76792868
>we
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>implying I'm not Mitchell Pearce
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>implying I'm not DCElite
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Reminder that Billy Slater is Mitchell Pearce's nemesis, not Thurston.
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Pearce's nemesis isn't Thurston Tbh... Thurston is his bully Tbh...
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Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
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Thurston isn't his bully. They never even interacted with each other until Pearce decided to call Thurston too old/past it/has been and subsequently got BTFO.
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Wayne Pearce tried to adopt JT and give up Mitchell in 2012 but the courts said it was too late you're stuck with the cunt
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>>76793021
"like"
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Mitchell Pearce has never met his biological father.
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Does this guy actually think he's a chance of being called up to play origin, what a fucking delusional moron, he's fucking useless and that's a fact, he's the worst hb in the comp and that's 100% true and yet he thinks his form is a bit down, what has Mbye done for the doggies absolutely nothing.
Not one game has Mbye controlled and guided a Bulldogs side to victory, and he's had plenty of chances as far as I'm concerned he can fuck off with Hasler and Lichaa, I'm pretty sure the Maroons are laughing their arses off hearing this story.
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oi mate those bloody grubs in the media tryna get them clicks mate it's bloody disgraceful
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While I agree with your post, and Mbye is garbage, he will probably play Origin before DCE returns to Origin. They might even select him on the bench this year just to spite DCE.

Although I'm hearing Ben Hunt will make his debut this year, despite being just as shit as Mbye.
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D C E

C

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*Wins rookie of the year*
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>>76793060
HAYNE SPOKE OUT AGAINST THE JEW RUN MEDIA WHO KILLED JESUS AND HE HAD A BAD GAME IN ORIGIN AND FAILED IN THE NFL

JUST SAYING, GOY
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*turk of the year
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Never heard of him tbqhlads
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>>76793061
t. never watched the Bulldogs or Brisbane
t. never heard anything
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*Wins rookie of the year*
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Hunt is worse than Mbye.
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why do lebdogs fans hate their own team so much?
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It's only the muslim lebs who hate their team. The Christian Lebanese support their team even during the dark times.
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>hayne failed in the NFL
t. Someone who doesn't understand NFL

Hayne didn't fail in a league where the average career is 3 years. Where he started playing when he was 27 and played a season before quitting to try out for the fiji 7s Olympic team
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Reminder that Hunt was in the Queensland squad for game 2

Reminder he has more of a chance than DCE
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>>76793123
this
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>>76793110
cause the board is a group of mates who dont know what theyre doing and they sacked Mortimer who is like the Thurston of QLD of the Bulldogs, lead them to 3 premierships

so we want them to fail so the directors go and some cunts who have a clue get put back in
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Reminder that Hunt is going to St George on a $6 million deal.
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>>76793159
kek
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Reminder that elite centre, Tautau Moga and future number 1 prop in the NRL, Herman Ese'esse are both going to Newcastle next year. They, along with premiership winning and Origin winning back rower, Aiden Guerra and future immortal, Kalyn Ponga, will lead the Knights to premiership glory in 2018.
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>>76793172
literally fringe 8 team

they are better than the bulldogs this year and they are a bunch of scrubs at newcastle

how shit are the bulldogs jesus

resign des hasler when hes 3 wins from 20 kek
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>>76793172
Based black men
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>knights with all these elite signings AND they STILL got more money to spend
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>>76793196
Uate must have been taking up a fair bit of cap space.
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Reminder that GaGOD will thrive with his Abo brothers
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Knights will waste all their money on another elite reserve grade player ala Hodkinshit, just give them time
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Knights will sign Kyle "the next JT" Laybutt by the end of this season. Cap this post.
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>>76793196
Well they don't exactly have to buy cabinets for all their trophies and pay people to dust them.
You just shove your wooden spoon in the kitchen draw with the rest of them so big money save there.
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Gentle reminder Newcastle have the legitimate 1997 premiership.
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>>76793221
Aiden Guerra will be that guy
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>>76793274
already signed him lad
already got big boi bucks to spend still
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I don't even get what the Knights are going for anymore
They have like 5 or 6 spare centre/wing options and yet they're still looking at SKD
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http://www.newcastleknights.com.au/news/2017/06/27/shaun_kenny_dowall_j..html
It begins...
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http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/wests-tigers-signing-shafts-star-recruit-tuimoala-lolohea/news-story/a3d04083238c7bb8eecd66347f3c012d
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>>76793300
>>76793302
Fuck
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SKD is elite though. And they got him for minimum wage after his cocaine bust.
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SKD is the shittest player to play 200 games, 20 tests and win a premiership
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Daly Cherry-Evans
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>>76793311
poor Tui. Should have gone to the Cowboys instead of Tigers.
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reminder SKD provided a hair sample that PROVED that he is NOT a druggie
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>>76793358
So then why would the Knights want him?
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>>76793345
Excellent post
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Imagine being so desperate that you try to convince yourself that SKD is a good player
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don't (you) me
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>scored 121 tries
>not a good player
KEK
e
K
>>
Sorry
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Wallaby Bar
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>You now remember Rory 'Ow my throat' Kostjasyn
>>
Was Tricky Trindell a qualified magician?
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>you now remember Rory "2015 Premiership winner" Kostjasyn
>>
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your philosophy
>>
Who's Newcastle's halfback going to be next year?
>>
>>76793543
Brock Lamb
>>
Having lamb roast for din din lads
>>
>>76793651
t. farhad el kazzi
>>
Is crack something you inject? I gave a lift to this prostitute last night, and she made me make a stop for her to pick up some crack, and she injected something into herself twice during the ride.
>>
Based fucking Matt
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>le matt xd
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbR73AITYz0

hnnnnnnng
>>
watching NRL360 lads
covering rugby league from all angles lads
>>
woah woah woah. I also just remembered this song existed as well as the pitiful female reply song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM502j2IITM
>>
Ordered a Pepperoni pizza on pan with BBQ sauce, garlic and chili flakes
Got a Pepperoni pizza on traditional with no sauce, no garlic or chili flakes and no fucking cheese

I mean how the fuck do you box that up and send it out without thinking something has been missed in preparation
>>
>>76793940
based teddy
>>
>>76793940
Based mini
>>
1. Kalyn Ponga
2. Brendan Elliott
3. Tautau Moga
4. Shaun Kenny-Dowall
5. Nathan Ross
6. Brock Lamb
7. Tui Lolohea
8. Daniel Saifiti
9. Rory Kostjasyn
10. Herman Ese'ese
11. Sione Mata’utia
12. Aiden Guerra
13. Mitchell Barnett

14. Trent Hodkinson
15. Joe Wardle
16. Josh King
17. Jamie Buhrer

Who can stop this ELITE team in 2018?
>>
Name ONE (1) white player in that team
>>
>>76794143
About 15 other teams
>>
>>76794143
Kostjasyn will retire from his throat injury without ever playing for the Knights
>>
>>76794182
t. casual racist
>>
Ride The Lightning.
>>
>I'm like an untalented Clint Gutherson

What did the Rossdog mean by this?
>>
He's just hoping Gutherson lets him suck his cock later in the toilets
>>
Just in the dunnys getting my cock sucked by Gutherson lads
>>
Tricked some faggot into thinking I'm gay by sucking his cock in the toilets lads.
>>
Reminder that Daly Cherry-Evans will solely win game 3 AND the Premiership
>>
It's Clinton Gutherson you fucking newcunt
>>
>tfw DCElite wins Origin, Origin MOTM, the premiership, Clive Churchill Medal, Dally M Medal, a World Cup, and World Cup Player of the Tournament in 2017
>>
can't wait for the blues to win origin so I can force feed all you smug maroon virgins my cock
>>
see you in 2019
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>>76794143
>tui lolohea at halfback
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Cowbucks, let me see your 17 for this week. i know you are here.
>>
>>76794456
I made some cheeky trades this week lad, I'm comin for that ass
>>
>>76793940
based maranellos
>>
I'm guessing you traded out Vaughan, but for WHO?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FysdUma7nPE
>>
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listening to the round 17 teams SC podcast lads
>>
>>76794473
Nathan Brown
>>
I traded in Te Marie Martin. This will prove to be a master stroke.
>>
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Is the his thread still up? Ffs
>>
go to bed you're drunk
>>
yea that's mean az gee
>>
i had sex yesterday lads
>>
prove it
>>
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>>76794525
>>
Heard that based Anonymous discovered inter-terrestrial life via NASA lads
>>
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I'm a farmer.
>>
>>76794559
Man I don't how they do what they do and they're a bit scary but I'm glad they're on our side
>>
>>76794563
based keiran foran
>>
>>76794559
Based me
>>
based based people lads? how do they get so based?
>>
based
>>
>>76794603
Be born as based JT
>>
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>>76794614
apart from the bye round in 19 you should get btfo porky
>>
>>76794617
I know. I think I've banked enough wins so i won't drop out of the 8, but I'm going to pencil in Cowbucks, Angry Samoans and Torrential Rain as losses. Gummi Bears I'll probably lose as well, but I would beat him in a non bye round.

And I'm going to throw the match against Broncucks Ltd if he's within striking distance of the 8.
>>
zzzz
>>
WAKE UP
>>
JEFF
>>
GRABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
>>
I WAS UP LATE NIGHT BALLIN
COUNT ANOTHER HUNDED BY THE THOUSAND

based JJJ playing music that is applicable to Australians under 25
>>
Pre ordered a super nintendo mini lads
>>
>>76793940
>Got a Pepperoni pizza on traditional with no sauce, no garlic or chili flakes and no fucking cheese

So you ordered pepperoni on toast?
>>
Tricked some faggot kid into buying an overpriced 25 year old piece of hardware lads.
>>
>>76794678
mines in my garage collecting dust, in the box of course
>>
Just took the wires out of a nintendo from out the back and stuffed it into a smaller compartment and sold it to some gook cunt at Nintendo HQ lads
>>
just won the /nrl/ hip lads
>>
tricked some faggot into thinking he won the hip lads
>>
black, brown, yellow or normal, we're all oink on the inside lads
>>
Gotta goto a wedding in a month lads

Fuck theyre shit they go all day and youre just sitting around at a table for most of it
>>
>>76794699
I can't believe after his collapse that he's only one win out of the 8. I'm not sure which is better, him making it or not making it.
>>
just tripped over broke my tips lads
>>
>>76794666
>>76794678
>>76794693
Simply epic
>>
just made a ridiculous typo lads
>>
Just accidentally left my gimmick name from an earlier post in the name field lads
>>
>>76794714
welcome to /nrl/
and by welcome I mean go back to /r/nrl
>>
No I didn't lads
>>
just came here from r/nrl/ lads
>>
getting in on a hot meme lads
>>
>>76794714
t. pre ordered some gaycunt gook game for children
>>
slowly turning you all against each other lads
>>
love you all lads
>>
The last match was rigged, but I presume they will let the last game be genuine so standing by my NSW series win prediction.
>>
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Just rigged the last origin game in qlds favour lads
>>
leave it upto a literally gay trip to ruin the thread
>>
You should have filtered all trippies by now lads
>>
>>76794743
>he's seen her naked
>he's fugged her
>he's slapped her ass while calling her a bitch
wish it was me lads
>>
>>76794746
literally this
>>
Reminder I run NRL and Reddit/NRL and I am jezfromthebush
>>
>>76794752
I'm from your mum's bush m8
>>
imagine basing your whole identity around the fact you live in the bush
>>
>LE FUG LE TRIB FAGS xD xD

Grow up plebs
>>
stop posting, no one likes you
>>
>>76794771
this
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Don't you dare (you) me either you poof
>>
Sad thing is he's really trying to fit in
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just tricked a couple of poomunities on /sp/ into thinking i'm a literal loser, when in fact i'm a popular and successful person lads
>>
>>76794780
jesus christ
>>76794783
you're the saddest cunt on /sp/ and that's a feat
>>
>>76794771
If you're referring to me, you'd know that I am appreciated by the silent majority. But given the fact that I've bullied you and a few likeminded nosier types. this would be hard for you to comprehend.

Tong kosong, nyarin, bunyinya.

Empty drums make the loudest sound.
>>
>>76794783
not you I meant >>76794787
>>
Literally gay
>>
I'm the silent majority lads
>>
>>76794787
how are you even real? you have zero self awareness, it's really incredible
>>
>>32338394
>>
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>>131503713
>>
love reality check
>>
>the majority of people like me but they just don't post hehe honestly lads please don't ask me how I know this though
>>
>>76794797
>yuh got no self awareness

Really. Am I supposed to be self deprecating and write things like "just completely filled up my piss bottle lads" because it's more relatable?

The fact is that I'm a highly successful and intelligent human, and plebocrats like yourself with never be able to relate to someone like me....well you could if you worked on it and listened to me, but I doubt you will...
>>
Miley Cyrus lads
>>
>>76794806
This links to auspol btw lads can't cross board post with 4chan X
>>
>>76794817
>can't cross board post with 4chan X
Demonstrably false, redditor.
>>
>>76794814
you're probably a sociopath, this is some elliot rogers shit but with sports instead of girls
>>
>>76794818

Not a redditor

Lad
>>
Just tricked a redditor into giving me a (You), lads.
>>
>filtering roosterGOD
>>
Just got tricked into giving someone a (you) lads

I wish I was back on reddit
>>
straffo
>>
>>76794820
If I were a sociopath I wouldn't have empathy...or many emotions for that matter. Yet this is not the case at all. I can be highly moved by music, film or beautiful prose. I sympathise with many people no this board, and have been trying to make your lives better through my posts.
>>
>>76794814
you could just not be a trip fag
people would still hate you because you're really unlikable but at least you'd be anonymous so you'd have a positive experience once or twice a day
>>
>being so mad you filter RC twice
>>
>>76794834
this is literally the type of thing elliot would say on BB.com
honestly think you're just having us all on, no one is really like this unless their insane
>>
Spotted a fellow miscer on /nrl/ lads
>>
Reminder if you reply to a trippy please go back to /afl/
>>
>>76794836
>to be happy you must be one of us, part of LEEJUN

No thanks I'm fine, and my 4chan experience has been a lot better since I dared to don the trip in 2012. You should try it out.
>>
http://www.phanteks.com/Eclipse-p400s.html
>>
RE: SoO II 2017

https://www.humanrights.gov.au/complaints/make-complaint
>>
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1966 route
PC FAGS BTFO
>>
>>76794855
>to be happy you have to stand out from the crowd for attention

No thanks I'm fine, maybe you'd have a better experience on Reddit
>>
>he is actually arguing with a trippy and lacks so much self awareness even though he said it himself a moment ago and will continue doing it
kek

KEK

K E K
>>
>>76794866
>ids all about DUH ATTENSHUN
Ironically anonymous posters are the biggest attention whores on this website,

And Reddit is fine, in fact it is certainly better than here when it comes to film and sports. You should go there sometime.
>>
>>76794870
trip on
>>
>>76794873
>Ironically anonymous posters are the biggest attention whores on this website,
I'd love to know how you came to that conclusion
>>
just spotted someone from /afl/ that lacked no self awareness of the memes he was using lads
>>
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He keeps doing it lads
>>
>>76794878
Repetitive memeing, pseudo trip personalities. Even you're doing it now with your snarky tone. Trying to impress fellow leejunaires that your having a go at a "hated" tripfriend.
>>
lets get this badboy to 400
>>
>>76794888
no one is going to remember me, no one can tell who I am from anyone else
why do you trip if not for attention, it's not like you have anything of value to add to literally any conversation that the rest of us do
>>
>>76794893
>no one is going to remember me
That's not what it's about for you though is it.

>why do you trip if not for attention
Check the name, it's what I do. I was inspired in mid 2012 when I was arguing the point to someone that 2001 was an objectively bad film. I had to don the trip, to be accountable and to have integrity behind my opinions. I chose Reality Check because that's what I give to all the NEETS sitting in their basements, so detached from the real world.
>>
>>76794888
>pseudo trip personalities
Reminds me of someone
>>
>>76794888
based RC
>>
>>76794911
ok fine that makes sense, but why are you still using the trip? that moment is gone and past, do you think you're famous or known apart from the 10 people who hate you in the generals you post in?
>>
>>76794926
To make accurate predictions and analysis on sports, mainly AFL.
>>
>>76794951
you don't need a trip to do that
>>
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>>76794959
Then my tips wouldn't be accountable and my analysis would have zero integrity.
>>
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All me
>>
>>76794959
>>76794951
>>76794973
http://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy
>>
>>76794973
accountable to who? no one cares who you are and it's not like your predictions are so accurate that any random faggot could have come up with the same tips
>>
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>rc talks to himself: the thread
>>
>>76794983
>no one cares who you are
Completely false. Many hang off my predictions on AFL so they can make good bets.
>>
>>76794998
http://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy
>>
>>76794998
the only people who keep track of your predictions are the people wanting to show how often you're wrong
it's a bit sad you think people are waiting for you to post before tipping because that's delusional
>>
>>76794999
>l-look how you were wrong 20 times in a whole season guys!
>a-afl was in the Olympics you were wrong, it was a demonstration sport xD
Pathetic leejun.
>>
>>76794998
>Many hang off my predictions
I'm screaming
>>
>>76795014
>p-people don't take your tips seriously
that's where you're wrong, and if you spent enough time in AFL you would know this.
>>
you're very talented at tipping in /afl/ and you should continue to tip there and not come here
>>
>>76795043
I'll admit I don't spend any time in /afl/ so you may be right, and I wouldn't complain if you stopped coming to /nrl/
you're their problem
>>
test
>>
Nearly 400 lads
>>
I will NOT rest until we get to 400
>>
just rested because we didn't make 400 lads
>>
>>76795135
Based Walkie
>>
*farts*
>>
400
>>
Last for yellow australia
>>
just tricked some albino manlet into getting the 400th post lads
>>
>>76795168
half way there, I'm 5'11 but not albino
>>
no one cares fag
>>
you mum cares straighty 180
>>
Got bullied lads
>>
just samefagged a little lads
>>
You are NOT the father anon
>>
based kfc
>>
Just got put off based KFC for a bout 2 days lads
>>
Thread starting to smell lads
>>
smoking a cigarette lads
mum will never know >:)
>>
Moses Mbye here AMA
>>
>>76795269
Do you know Coen Hess?
>>
>>76795269
get off my peem
>>
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Just met my future wife AMA
>>
dumb phone posters
>>
>>76795280
What dating app is this?
>>
>>76795280
wife material
>>
>>76795308
hands off cunt i just told you shes my future wife are you fucking serious back the fuck off
>>
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6 pieces of original recipe, 8 wicked wings, large coleslaw, fries and potato and gravy
>>
Don't you mean sheep?
>>
>>76795452
coleslaws fucked
>>
>>76795511
It's cooling and hydrating. The acidity breaks up the fatty tastes.
>>
Last for wagecucks
>>
Got rimmed in a wet dream just now
>>
>>76779475
Rimmed some fucking moari faggot while he was sleeping lads
>>
last for manly
>>
WalkGod Wednesday
>>
just had a nightmare lads
>>
Just woke up lads
>>
comix_corp reporting in
>>
Protein shakes suck cock lads
>>
last for womanly
>>
North Queensland Cowboys
>>
ZYZZ RUNS /NRL/
>>
Kyle Feldt
>>
Cooper Cronk
>>
QLD just announced they're selecting Mbye with DCE on bench
>>
>>76806349
DCEEEEEEE NOOOO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONEEEEE
>>
DiCksEnormous
>>
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>FORGET the pain of Origin II, NSW coach Laurie Daley is focused on claiming a series win in the third match on July 12.
>>
Laurie Daley will go down as the best NSW coach of all time. Fact.
>>
WalkDaddy
>>
*sprays*
>>
To the nth power for DCE-Elite-Evans
>>
>>76779774
Will be on about Lunchtime on Friday in SA
>>
>>76807989
t. cherry boy
>>
>>76808008
What cunt
>>
>>76808023
I said CHERRY BOY
>>
Spank me WalkDaddio
>>
*poos self to cover that awful smell*
>>
Shit in my mouth and call me a bad girl Walkdaddy
>>
why are kiwis so gay lads?
>>
This kiwi is clearly underage
>>
I sure hope you guys filter NZ flags
>>
Make me do my homework and send me to bed WalkDaddy
>>
Hello, what time is the Melbourne game tomorrow please?
I promised some Ausanons here that I would watch their sport.
>>
Royalty Christ
>>
>>76808447
Based "elite" South African brother.

Melbourne play 49 hours from now
>>
>>76808458
Thank's lad, I will be there for it
>>
>kaffa not supporting BroncGODS and supports shitty Melcuck storms
kek

KEK

K E K
>>
bought a fleshlight lads
>>
Just did an astrological natal chart report lads
>>
Sold some faggot my used flashlight lads, didn't even wash
>>
>>76809213
What kind? and keep us updated I want a Coen Hess one
>>
>>76809236
Pink Lady
>>
>you don't forget your first time
Y-yeaahhhhhh
>>
Why does NRL 360 claim to look at footy from all angles but not look at it from the angle of a sport that makes almost 10% of bookies bets on the game lads?
>>
Spit on me Walkdaddy
>>
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I have arrived
>>
Which NRL team is the most 'youll never walk alone'

Feels like Souths
>>
>>76809754
Poocastle
>>
All my mates are having children lads and since Im not they not so subtly push me aside cause I guess I can't relate
>>
They don't want you around cause they think you're gay and don't want their babies getting the gay disease.
>>
>he isn't married
>he doesn't have a child or one on the way
>he doesn't have a 6 figure career
>be doesn't own his own home
kek
>>
>virgin
>unemployed
>still live with my parents
>no car
>a few friends

Living the life lads
>>
>he had both parents and still fucked up
>>
hes my cherry pie
>>
>>76809979
cherry boy
>>
18 posts too 500 lads
>>
Just selected Jarryd Hayne for game 3 lads.
>>
>>76810079
Good, QLD win
>>
Just recalled Sam Thaiday for game 3 lads.
>>
>>76810101
Great, QLD win
>>
Just did NOT select Daly Cherry Evans for game 3 lads
>>
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>>76810131
>>
Just dropped Aaron Woods and Josh Jackson for game 3 lads.
>>
Just got tired of new and old at the same time meme lads
>>
Just landed on the moon and didnt make it up to fool Americucks lads
>>
8 posts left lads
>>
Dane Gagai has 7 Origin tries lads.
>>
More like Gay Guy XD
>>
Heterosexualguy is unironically the man of the series so far
>>
Just identified some casual homophobia and pulled my mate up and said that's not on mate pull your head in
>>
Just got kicked out of my parents house after I made a gay joke lads
>>
I hope Walters does not pick /ourguy/ for game 3 lads. QLD are going to get pumped without Thurston. If DCE plays, he will cop every bit of blame for the loss and will never, ever play origin again. He is NOT a 5/8th and should NOT be playing that position.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLw45oAuD0
>>
Michael Morgan is /ourguy/
>>
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Jamal "niggress" idris
>>
>500
Can finally stop putting sage in

>>76810503
mind if I save this to my BLACKED folder anon?
>>
My penis is quite thin but my oral skills more than make up for it
>>
>>76810514
Sure, save it its all yours my friend ;)
>>
>>76810553
You're the best <3
>>
>>76810547
based throat cancer victim
>>
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Just bought my niece a birthday present lads, pic related
>>
P O O M U N I T Y
>>
Last for BroncGODS and for QLD
>>
Last for Royalty Christ
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