/mlb/ cubs edition
STL:Yadier Molina delivers go-ahead hit in win
NYY:Hicks (oblique) expected to miss 3-4 weeks
LA:Cody Bellinger cracks pair of two-run homers
NYM:Rene Rivera socks pair of homers in victory
MIN:Ervin Santana goes six scoreless for 10th win
WAS:Michael Taylor homers again on Sunday
CIN:Scooter Gennett goes off for four hits Sunday
MLW:Davies goes seven scoreless to beat Braves
MLW:Keon Broxton stays hot with three hits Sunday
TOR:Jose Bautista homers, drives in four vs. KC
OAK:Sonny Gray fans seven in win over White Sox
BAL:Trey Mancini leaves the yard for 14th homer
*strikes you out in order anxiously"
mariners!
Dodgers!
pirates
Its a beautiful night in ol St Pete. Wonder how it is in Jew york
>>76779266
>tripfag ruins image streak with dubs
pottery
>>76779244
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT HAT
>>76779266
lex pls go
when will they be great again
>>76779232
who this breh?
Only a few games back from utter chaos
>>76779359
I hope you enjoy Blacked
>>76779287
Sorry but shes jumping on the bandwagon
>>76779384
>implying
>>76779238
MARINERS!
>>76779442
>>76779238
MARINGYAS
>>76779244
Thank you!!
>>76779521
Weird. It said it was corrupt, but then posted just fine
1stros
>>76779586
Throwback uni reminds me of throwing a soda at a Met fan in the Astrodome as a kid
>>76779618
you're a good man, anon
>When the top teams of NL east and central would be in fourth place in west
imagine being mad
>>76779652
A rockies fan?
Could not imagine tbqh senpai
>>76779668
no
like imagine being
angry
>>76779721
A good guy...
Like a real superhero!
>>76779848
real human bean
>>76779244
No one can stop them!
>Win road series vs the 17 ALE winners
>skidding anxiety ridden Jays next
Is it wrong to hope?
>they still haven't won 50 games yet
>>76779375
No, I'm not a Giant's fan.
>>76779193
You are such a retarded faggot.
>>76777054
>>76779232
>some Padres-Doyers dual casual made these
Hey guys, I need to be refreshed a bit, can someone remind me how long ago the Dodgers faced an AL team in the playoffs?
>>76782049
in the 70s i think
>>76782049
Can someone remind me when you weren't so mad you posted about something else besides the dodgers?
>>76782220
>mad about the dodgers
I'm a royals fan from the AL Central, you're about as irrelevant to me as the Who's. Can you answer my question?
>>76782049
1988
You could look at their interleague record since they last went to the World Series instead if you like, which is 163-174.
>76782266
Come back when your shit tier team is over .500
>>76782266
hey, get with the times buddy, the cubs won the world series this year
>>76782278
1988. Woowee, that's a long period of time, surely that could have at least played against another AL Team in playoffs since that point even if they couldn't win.
I mean, it's not like the players can be bad, how much money have the dodgers spent on payroll since 1988?
>>76782310
>3 game series against Tigers
>4 game series against twins
>3 game series against Mariners coming up soon
being above .500 won't be hard. Literally will be next game.
>>76782266
>he's celebrating the Royals reaching .500
>people on here don't realize that Tampa Bay Steve is a false flagging Yankees fan
He literally only posts in Yankees vs. Rays gamethreads, has a strange obsession with the Yankees, assumes everyone that calls him a fairweather fan is a Yankee fan, and posts shitty b8 in general.
Just look at his one post in this very thread, he's talking about New York for no apparent reason. I refuse to believe that someone could be that obsessed with a team unless they are secretly a fan of the team.
>>76782434
>.500
>Won 11 out of last 14 games
>Have some of the easiest games coming up
>only 2 gb from the Wildcard
>only 2.5gb from Division lead
Royals are contenders buddy.
>>76782458
They're contenders for the AL Central, which isn't much of an accomplishment.
If they Royals care at all about their future, they'd sell at the trade deadline and bring in some good prospects because they're going to be shit once they all leave.
>>76782476
>Contenders for playoffs
Royals just need to get playoffs. Fun fact, everytime the core of this Royals team made playoff, they made the world series.
Won't be different this season.
>>76782506
You also had a phenomenal bullpen on those runs, which has proven to be a recipe for success for many teams in the postseason. The Royals don't have the bullpen anymore, so a World Series run is extremely unlikely, let alone a run for the pennant. Especially with how shit the offense has been most of the season. It would be a lot more beneficial for the Royals to sell than to assume they're competitors.
>>76782551
>Royals now have a proper Ace in Vargas
>Their pitching doing great
It'll work.
>>76782310
>>76782278
You too
WHAT THE FUCK, ROCKIES?
DOGGERS SCORE 5 RUNS WITHOUT SWINGING? HOLY SHIT
>Doyals fans
lol your cancer team
>>76782220
>dyoers faggots spew their arrogance constantly but absolutely cannot handle anything remotely negative about their team being posted
hey I sense a pattern here
Shit teams:
Yours
>"See, you shouldn't say anything negative about the dodgers because under the conditions I deem fair, they're the best team in baseball this year during the regular season and my feelings will be hurt if you point out any of the numerous flaws in either the team or fanbase. You fellas really are obsessed, aren't you?"
Dodgers are a good team and your butt's blasted wide open about it lol
>>76779244
>Using awoo
>>76779618
But why to a Mets fan?
>>76779314
When Seth Beer is ours.
>>76783076
How many home runs will Shields give up to Judge?
>>76782735
The most Rockies loss possible. Hopefully they can beat up on the Giants and Jon Gray has a good outing against the D-bags to right the ship.
Anderson wasn't too bad, he was winning before Ottavino fucked everything up.
>>76783107
trick question, answer is 0 because home runs against shields don't count due to the fact that anyone in this thread could probably hit a home run off him as well
>>76779314
Trading Eaton was a huge mistake.
RIP rbo
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/06/24/person-fatally-hit-by-red-line-train-at-35th/
James Shields literally has blood on his hands now.
Press F to pay respects
and S to sue Shields
how can I find full and updated team rankings of wRC+ in high-leverage situations?
>>76783218
F
can you imagine your team being so bad that youd prefer to jump in front of a train?
>Red Sox in on Sonny Gray
lol now that dave has gutted their system what can they even offer?
>>76783364
bustintendies
>>76783364
Red Sox have Devers a top top 3B prospect, but are they seriously going to give up Devers when Sandoval sucks dick? Red Sox could have had an infield of moncada, bogaerts, and devers. Then benintendi and betts in outfield. That's a core for the next 10+ years.
So this is gonna be a weird request but I need a ranking of pitchers by runners advanced on defensive indifference while the defensive team has a large lead(4+ runs).
>>76783440
1. your mom
2. your mom
3. your mom
4. i'm your real dad
>>76783440
Joba Chamberlain
>>76783440
Andy Pettitte, but only in the eighth inning
>>76783274
>>76783218
>>76783480
Go back to your cage
>>76783218
>whos fans are actually committing suicide for real now
I thought it was just a meme.
Can anyone tell me why the Dodgers aren't getting as much hype as the shitty Cubs did last year?
>>76783597
inevitable post-season collapse
>>76783238
nobody knows, huh?
>>76783597
>MULTIPLE
>>76783597
>Can anyone tell me why the Perennial choking Dodgers aren't getting as much hype as the Cubs team of destiny did last year?
>>76783597
Because the Cubs actually won you moron
>>76783597
The Dodgers have had plenty of chances to get to and win the World Series before this year, and blew it every single time. I believe they currently hold the record for most consecutive playoff appearances without a pennant.
>>76783610
>>76783638
>>76783639
>>76783678
What evidence is there that the Dodgers are going to """choke""" (READ: umpballed) this year?
They have a 10 game win streak, longest since 2013, with no signs of stopping.
>>76783626
Don't be mad that the Dodgers know how to do rebuilding, while your team is struggling
How clutch is your team?
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=1&season=2017&month=26&season1=2017&ind=0&team=0,ts&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=16,d
>>76783714
CIDF
>>76783714
Windians!
Please find me any team that could beat the Dodgers in a best of 5 or best of 7 series?
>>76783739
98 Yankees
>>76783739
the wild card playoff is only one game
>>76783749
And even if the Dodgers have to play in it (they won't)
They have Kershaw.
>>76783760
Would literally rather start Alex Wood
>>76783760
>Kershaw
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
this is the part of the day where we all laugh at the doyers, and then they begin their SEETHING damage control by claiming were obsessed
there I saved you an hour and possibly one later
>>76783800
You're a major contributing factor to this whole fiasco most of the time, don't you dare try to take the high road
>>76783800
Before this though the general was going on about whos fans committing suicide and royals being contenders
for the next hour you may only discuss teams or players on teams at or within 2 games of .500
>>76783882
Sorry again, Ms bros
>>76783882
You can't control me
>>76783707
>Won a WS
>Still Struggling
Also, The Dodgers version of a rebuild is to write a 2 billion dollar check and see what happens
>>76783882
Mike Moustakas
>rockies imploding
Idk why I believed it would be different this year.
Though its bullshit that one division is so much better than the rest of the league.
They'd all have .800 win percentages in another division.
If Madison hadn't flipped his motorcycle we'd be in first place
>>76784012
>Madison Bumgarner would have a 25 WAR before the middle of the season
wew
>>76783960
Wow one fluke ring. Good job on being SF Giants tier. How does it feel to get umpballed to a ring?
That's why your shit team will never be on the level of the Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers and Cardinals.
>>76784098
losedians gonna get swept by the rags
royleles gonna sweep detoilet
Rare tortilla chips that they were giving away at the exit of a Braves game I went to
>>76784694
Were they any good
>>76784724
I don't know, I'm selling them on ebay
>>76784733
Enjoy your 3 dollars
>>76784733
Reach for the stars
>>76784694
>aug2117
still edible too
>>76784733
you're scum
>/mlb/ is mad as fuck the Dodgers are the best team in baseball
>/mlb/ claims they're not obsessed
>finally get a monster game with 92 Griffey
>final mission and unlock 99 Griffey
>3 offline games+ 2 ranked games
>batting .080
>mfw
should i buy ootb18 while its on sale?
>>76785173
out of the bussy
Was it the yips or were the announcers just being armchair psychologist?
Feel bad for McCarthy.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...
>tfw lose so much money betting on summer baseball
Are there D-Back fans here today, or is there still no reason to make a game thread?
>It's now official pending physicals. The #Rays receive Hechavarria from #Marlins for CF Braxton Lee and RHP Ethan Clark.
Rest of AL East on notice
>rookies leading the AL and NL in homeruns almost at the break
w-what is going on
>>76785323
>bragging about being a loser
I'm seen this before.. you probably be fine =\
>>76785342
I'm sure the AL East is quivering in fear.
Zack Greinke is visibly angry with the Umpire today, and he's only thrown 11 pitches
>>76785342
god I bet those prospects will do shit. god can loria fuck off already. such a fucking idiot
>>76785383
I thought he already fucked off
>>76785373
Literally after every pitch he's yelling
>>76785359
Honestly I make decent gains gambling. It's just baseball that fucks me over. I guess that's what makes it fun though.
>>76782979
what are their flaws?
what teams in particular do you think have a shot at beating them in the postseason?
>>76785383
It's not like Hechavarria was some sort of high priced target though. He has a career OBP under .300
>>76785484
Dude just enjoys shitting on his team, let him be
>>76785456
The White Sox. They have a solid rotation of Jose Quintana, Miguel Rodon, and Carlos Gonzalez with big hitters like Melky Cabrera, Jose Abreu, and Todd Frazier along with a shutdown bullpen with Nate Jones and David Robertson.
>>76785492
This is the perfect answer to CIDFfags
>>76785503
What is CIDF?
>>76779245
Is it really true that the giants disliked angel pagan? If so that's fucking stupid, he was an important bat for them and came they in defense as well. They deserve to lose for hating that based man
>>76785508
Conditions I deem fair
A bunch of newfags think they found a hot new meme, even though it's been in circulation for almost 2 years now
>>76785537
Oh I thought it was some sort of "Internet Defense Force" for maybe Colorado or some team. Cool.
Daily reminder that the cubs have baskets to catch and guarantee home rubs and have holes in their ivy wall. Shitty ass meme team
>>76783218
He posted yesterday
>>76779193
>not knowing how a subject line works
I can't believe anyone even posted here.
Where's that Orioles babe, haven't seen her post in a while
>watching MLB Network
>Goldschmidt has been... about as good as Zimmerman, maybe even as good as Votto
It's amazing how consistently undervalued he is.
>>76785674
> babip near four fucking hundred
> undervalued
no
>>76785685
His career BABIP is 358, retard. It's normal and sustainable for him. He finished 2015 with a 382
>>76785690
>>76785685
HA! LOOK AT THIS IDIOT!!
Why does everyone always look about 4 shades darker at Globe Life?
>Have an awful bullpen
>Sign Francisco Rodriguez who just got released for being awful
What did Washington mean by this?
So I've been busy for a couple days, which Mets starter has been sent to the DL?
>>76785794
They'll get Chris Carter next.
Nationals are going to have three solid saves from krod then one outing he'll blow a save
Then next he'll walk the bases loaded during a important moment where your team is a few games away from the post season , give up runs and a blown save
Suddenly he'll start giving up runs every outing and will demand the fans look at him as if he is ten years younger
>>76785871
>Nationals
who?
>>76785882
Exactly
>gib closer nao gottdammit
>>76785674
>(((Goldschmidt)))
Baseball is the most redpilled sport and know better than to trust one.
>Have Goldschmidt in your lineup
>2 runs
>Take him out
>6 runs in 2+ innings
The Angels are better without Mike Trout
>>76785903
I'll bet she can really go deep.
>>76785903
Is that the field where a Nationals lifelong shot congressman Steve Scalise?
>>76785996
Deeper than a Nationals playoff run
>>76786017
>>76785903
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/238857412/streaking-dodgers-turning-into-juggernaut/?topicId=27118122
Tell me how the Dodgers are gonna lose this year
>>76786166
Because regular season success does not always translate into postseason success
You should know this by now
>>76786166
>2008
Tell me how the Dodgers are gonna lose this year
>2009
Tell me how the Dodgers are gonna lose this year
>2013
Tell me how the Dodgers are gonna lose this year
>2014
Tell me how the Dodgers are gonna lose this year
>2015
Tell me how the Dodgers are gonna lose this year
>2016
Tell me how the Dodgers are gonna lose this year
>2017
Tell me how the Dodgers are gonna lose this year
Lotta ppl mád as fuck ITT.
Take a breath. It'll be over soon. I'd be surprised if the Dodgers ever again lose a game.
>mfw the Nationals choke and the Braves go worst to first again
>the indians catcher comes over to me and says "hey whats up dustin" and I say whats up
>ortiz comes over and says "what the fuck he call you?"
>and I go "what? dustin."
>ortiz says "well why'd he call you that"?
>and I go, "thats my fuckin name"
>and he goes "oh is that right?"
>and I go "yeah bro, I've played 1,600 games with you, they've actually said it five-thousand-fucking-times, now batting number 15 "dustin" pedroia"
>and he goes "I thought it was peewee"
Jesus christ I love the red sox
>>76783689
the fact that they do this every year.
the real question is who will they lose to? I think the walgreens might finally do it lads
So is Matt Duffy dead or something?
>>76786170
Benis when?
>>76786197
Except the 2017 Dodger team might be the best team in Dodger history
>>76786372
>2008
Except the 2008 Dodger team might be the best team in Dodger history
>2009
Except the 2009 Dodger team might be the best team in Dodger history
>2013
Except the 2013 Dodger team might be the best team in Dodger history
>2014
Except the 2014 Dodger team might be the best team in Dodger history
>2015
Except the 2015 Dodger team might be the best team in Dodger history
>2016
Except the 2016 Dodger team might be the best team in Dodger history
>2017
Except the 2017 Dodger team might be the best team in Dodger history
>>76786395
Don't worry, we'll stop them.
LOL j/k
almost want to get swept by the twins to increase the chance that the royals trade mooseman
>>76786395
This year is obviously different pal
2016 Dodgers at this point in season: 41-36
2015 Dodgers at this point in season: 43-34
2014 Dodgers at this point in season: 42-35
2013 Dodgers at this point in season: 35-42
2009 Dodgers at this point in season: 49-28
2008 Dodgers at this point in season: 36-41
>>76786395
None of those teams started 51-25
And Kershaw is now a seasoned postseason pitcher
>>76779314
> white Sox fan consider this hot
Nasty
>>76786449
I've been maintaining all season that the Red Sox will go after Donaldson before the trade deadline.
Except the 2017 Astros team might be the best team in Astro history
>>76786474
yeah well trade pablo sandoval and rusney castillo for him
>>76786476
How much postseason experience do the Astros have LEL
This year's dodgers are at their best in a long time and probably have the best shot at a title this year. You would have to be a dense fuck not to see this
>>76786476
>in Astro history
Way to set the bar high lmao
>>76786514
Weren't Dodgers fans saying this in 2015?
>>76786494
*Loses to Braves*
Thanks Red Sox for giving us this guy. Enjoying the Brewers scheduled off day, looking forward to this Cubs/Nats series.
>>76786525
I wouldn't know, but even if they were then it doesn't matter because this year's team is clearly better.
>Posting George Springer faces is now a bannable offense on /tv/
Lifelong Astros fans at it again
>>76786395
So basically you have no evidence proving the Dodgers won't win it all
Gotcha!
Very rarely does the best record in baseball NOT win it all
Hey look another thread where Dodger false flaggers successfully redirect all discussion to talk about the dodgers
Off day sucks, how do we manage an entire off season
Nats
>>76787257
>>76787257
Red Sox vs Twins game thread
>>76787120
constantly refreshing team blogs/twitters
>Mfw I am PickCincy and I am flapping my jiggly stubby arms in autistic delight despite the cardinals re-establishing themselves as the division heavyweight today because my mom just got home with Cincinnati "cuisine" for dinner and she promised me if I'm a good boy and don't shit in her mouth when she changed my diaper this time she'll give me two helping of old chili on ramen and then when I'm done I can waddle back downstairs to bitch and moan about the wealthy, attractive St. Louis fans who post on the sports section of an anime imageboard
How in the fuck are we over .500?
>>76787664
mike trout clearly isnt very good if your better off without him. Better trade him cheap
>>76779314
never their FO is a joke, just appreciate 2005 because they'll never have success again.
>>76786197
Literally no one said that about any dodger team in the past 28 years
Not even the 88 team was considered great just good but good enough? Mets choking proved they were good enough
>>76787629
I thought you got perma'd bajp
>>76787763
cubs nats
>>76787771
I don't know who that is but thanks I guess
What say you /mlb/?
>>76787986
Yes
Who the fuck wouldn't?
>>76787986
this has to be fake
>>76787986
Should be
>would you trade an eries one year for the next 20 seasons to be sub .500
and even that one is an easy pick
>tfw won back to back ranked seasons dynasty by tying and walking off in the 9th
>>76787986
no?
LMAO THE FUCKING LOSEDIANS AHAHHAHAHA
>>76788087
the rags are going to blow at least most of this lead though
>>76788084
Yeah. Norway jose
losedians are DONE
Post singular events that changed the course of the career of a player and the season for a team.
>>76788260
This is the beatdown that doomed Kershaw to a career of choking
>>76787986
So wait. I have to give up my cherished 1988 World Series championship for a .500 season? lmao wtf kind of dump option is that?
Are the Indians sad because nobody came to watch them play baseball?
how will they blow it tonight, boys
>Click verify once there are none left.
How can anyone stop them?
>>76788562
by just being themselves -_-
>>76788340
Strange he won Cy Young and MVP triple crown the year after.
>>76788635
And then failed to reach the NLCS?
>Aaron Judge has a good batting average
>>76788635
>regular season participation awards
And?
>>76788649
Did they strip him of his triple crown CYA and MVP honors? Who won MVP and triple crown CYA in 2014? The WS winners?
>>76788511
they had 94,000 people show up over the weekend and got swept by the Twins so idk
â–º76788685
Would Clayton Kershaw trade all of his individual awards for just one World Series championsip?
lmao francona quit on the team again
>>76788686
>>76788686
I came
>>76788635
And then proceeded to give up 7 runs to the cardinals in the playoffs (again) in game 1 of the NLDS and then lost to the cards in an elimination Game 4 of the very same series. Zero clutch gene.
Clayton Kershaw is the only pitcher in history to give up 7+ runs in back to back postseason starts. The "man" is a choker through and through
Is there a better player than Godshaw? I'm struggling to find one better than KerGOAT
Dodgers forced the NYM into rebuild after hitting 17 homers in 93 hours.
Dodgers swept the Cucks so hard they ended their season in May.
Dodgers snatched the soulof Colorado and forced them back to 3rd place forcing their collapse to come 2 months sooner.
Dodgers booty fucked the ass lblasted shitty of Leaveland so bad that they have yet to recover.
Dodgers make you mad as fuck.
>rags
Tim Tebow batting is .222 in Low A ball and gets promoted to High A Ball. Is there a bigger meme in sports today? Clearly the Mets are only interested in selling tix and jerseys with his name on it and not developing him as a player. It's a marketing ploy, plain and simple. What a joke of an organization the NY Mets are.
>>76788937
Ichiro's been a marketing ploy for years
>Best pitcher of all time in Kershaw
Check
>Best young pitcher in baseball in Wood
Check
>Best young SS in baseball in Seager
Check
>Best NL 3rd baseman in Turner
Check
>Best (POSITION) in (PLAYER NAME)
Check
>Best rookie in Bellinger
Check
Literally NOBODY can stop this team? Even our worst players are best players on other """contenders""" like the Cubes, Rookies, and (TEAM_NAME)
>>76788961
Ichiro has skill. Tebow is a hack.
You're walking in the club and this guy slaps you're gf's ass
wat do?
>>76789004
His primary skill is collecting that sweet undertapped Yen
>>76788906
>Dodgers make you mad as fuck.
Not really since I'm a cardsfag and we own your ass when it counts
>>76789011
Watch as he hits a mammoth 240 foot moonshot over the left field wall
>>76789011
JUDGED.COM
>>76789011
I send him right back to 2010 with that /r9k/meme shit.
This is the /los-ángeles/ general, keep all discussion Dodger related.
The shortstop goes back back, he's at the track, it's GONE! Another monster blast for Judge, StatTrax has that one at 162 feet! Who can stop this kid
>>76789064
I get it. It's kinda funny.
>>76789025
Ichiro has 3000 MLB hits and the single season hits record. Tebow is a 30 year old virgin.
>Kershaw
>Kershaw
>Shitpost
>Shitpost
>Shitpost
>Kershaw
>Shitpost
>Bellinger
>Shitpost
>Shitpost
>Shitpost
>Judge
>Shitpost
>Shitpost
>Shitpost
>Dodgers
>Shitpost
>Shitpost
>Shitpost
>>76789152
I actually prefer the shitposting
On one hand
>My Dodgers are unstoppable
On the other hand
>Drumpf's hateful rhetoric just got stronger thanks to the bigoted supreme court
How should I feel, lads?
>>76789326
>How should I feel, lads?
like ICE is right at your doorstep
>tfw coming back and Royals fans are already ballot stuffing
It's a great feeling, Mike Moustakas might actually be the AL's 3rd baseman by the end of Allstar voting
>>76789367
haha me and my parents were born here. Grandparents crossed the border(legally) after WWII
>>76789373
I vote Moose all day every day
Do your part to ruin baseball
>>76789397
Oh, I'm a Dodger fan. We're saving Baseball actually
I didn't know Marlo plays for the Nats
>Judge's home runs average over 410 feet
>LOL he's just a Yankee Stadium babby
Why does /mlb/ hate young talent so much?
>>76789464
/mlb/ just hates all the elite teams. Teams like the Yankees, Dodgers, Phillies, and Astros
>>76789491
>four teams who haven't won a World Series in the 2010s
>elite
Wtf
COL Rockies vs SF Giants (#1 of 3)
10:08 PM ET | 7:08 PM PT
>>76789529
>>76789529
>>76789529
>Pretend to be DG/a Dodgers fan/a Giants fan
>Accuse other people of being DG for the tiniest infraction
>Talk about Kershaw
>Talk about the Dodgers
>Talk about the NL West
>Shitpost about the good rookies, and say they're busts
>rags
>occasionally reminisce on mo'Lester (RIP)
>Accuse some more people of being DG
I think I just about summed up the rest of the generals for this season, lads. Time to pack it up, there's no point in posting anymore.
>>76789629
Fuck off DG
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>>76788087
>RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2 >RAGS >IT WAS 8-2
>>76788087
AHAHA KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED DETOILETER
rags ragged harder than the losedians losedianed
Holy shit the rags are so bad
is it a coincidence that Francona dies and the Indians start playing better or is it just the rags?
>rags
>>76789788
Apparently the coaches started screaming at the team after going down 8 runs. They responded.
TEXAS RANGERS MEME POST:
>rags (REMOVE BEFORE POSTING)
>>76783800
>t. Ass molested pebble nigger
Angels Dodgers freeway series
>>76789972
>>76789972
>>76789972
they haven't tweeted in an hour SOOOOO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT IT WAS 9-3
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
haha Rags! RAGS! haha those rags fans sure are butthurt!
Im actually rooting for the rags rn, cause like.
I need the indians to go lower in the division.
>the hamlet of Arlington, Tx
rags giving up all these doubles
>>76784290
>>76788511
>>76788708
>>76788817
kek, kill yourself right now you giant faggot
>raggus
>the out-of-order urinal of pisslester
>tfw off day
also
>rags
Why did this thread get so slow
>>76790576
ded sport
mfw
>>76790675
Word is that was the pitchers girlfriend
>red sox win
windians!
>rags
Apparently both the pitching and hitting All Star Program drops tomorrow
>red sox win
>>76790780
What does that even mean?
>>76790780
On a Tuesday? Friday is their update days
Is there any place in the United States where everyone hates the MLB (major league baseball) NFL, NBA and NHL, and where people only likes soccer and MLS (major league soccer)?
A place where no one likes MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL, and where MLS is the dominant and most popular professional sports league.
And where soccer is the most popular sport among people
>>76788685
I still wear thay hat.
>>76790804
other than third world refugee settlement towns, nowhere
It would be a lot easier to stomach Phillies losses if they were like Today. Just big blowouts. But it seems like every other loss is a 2-1, 1-0, 4-3 affair which makes the suffering even greater
>>76787986
You got some 'splainin to do about that vidya
>>76790745
Not even that happy about it after getting swept for literally no reason other than they've been weak willed little fuck-heads. Every time they win a game like this I tell myself they'll turn it around but they don't. Fully expect >us to lose the series.
Also bitter that they're tanking my wins-losses record for games I've been to so far.
>>76790804
literally no
unless you count colonies maybe, like american samoa or Puerto Rico then maybe
>>76789326
Fucking win win for me m8.
Fuck communist they ruined cali.
>>76790815
Even refugees usually find a superior sport to latch onto.
>>76790815
And somewhere in the United States, where soccer is so much more popular than baseball?
>>76790830
PR likes MLB
>scoring 15 with no dingers
god bless
>>76790804
no. biggest soccer towns i know of are portland and cincinatti.
cincinatti doesn't even have a proper MLS team but their local team gets over 15,000 per game
redpill me on Beer. is he as good as Harper, Correa, and Strasburg were going into the draft?
>>76790803
From what I recall, they've dropped a new Events on a Wednesday, the most recent one, the Flashback or throwback whatever it was.
And I'm positive they've released one of the IV programs not on a Friday.
>>76790830
>>76790854
Puerto Rico and American Samoa, are unincorporated territories of the United States
>>76790795
>he doesnt play the Queue 17
>>76790903
I vividly remember Breakout Drabek, Cruz, and IV Oswalt/Hanley dropping on Fridays
>>76790888
Better.
The best.
Every team wants to tank for beer.
They want the beer tank.
>>76790917
>Chvrches
Has there ever been a player who led the league in home runs, strikeouts, and walks?
>>76790923
Based on a quick google/reddit search
>New program (self.MLBTheShow)
>submitted 26 days ago by Seansay11
26 days ago was a Wed.
Why does Rubby have DE LA ROSA, and Jorge have De La ROSA?
>>76791117
Racism
>>76791117
Because actually no one cares about the dbags
>getting beat by the Trout-less halos
>rags
A shame nobody in Cleveland saw that comeback.
>9-3
Tito left the game with the same illness as last time
Getting worried bois I hope he'll be okay
Lol at all these Cleveland "fans" coming out of nowhere for the first time this season when their team finally wins a game.
>>76785456
The Astros can definitely beat them. They have Mike Fiers.
>>76791476
>>76791529
>being this mad
>>76791529
>>76791476
Shitpost all you want, you still gonna be mad as hell
>One run away from walking off the stankees
>Whos can't pull the trigger
Just take the Win, jesus
>WHOS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
WHY ARE THEY SO BAD LADS?
>>76791573
>>76791577
I've never been roasted by an entire fanbase before. I like it.
>Cargo to the DL
S
thanks for ruining my season you fucking hack
>>76791591
>>76791589
You do realize they're rebuilding right?
its the classic cleveland sports formula
>have one good season
>jack up ticket prices 300% in a city with no money and terrible weather
>why doesn't anybody show up
I still slightly perturb about how cheap loria is. Hecheverria wasnt even that good and couldnt hit. anybody that he has to pay remotely he fucking sells for shitty ass prospects
>>76791621
*tanking
*intentionally losing games
*subtly throwing matches for draft position
FTFY
>>76791637
MOST KEKED TRIP
>>76785484
the thing is the principal where I will never buy a jersey for my team because those players are gone in 2 years.
>>76785418
no one has enough money
>>76791631
Are you still trying to blame the weather for having the worst attendance in the league outside of literal scam teams?
>>76791653
What scam teams?
>>76791658
Dodgers
>>76791658
Marlins
Whos
>>76791658
Joba Chamberlain
>>76791645
>subtly
>>76791671
GET ME THE NUMBAHS
>>76791737
If you were working as the PR guy running the account. What would you do in this situation?
>>76791749
Take the loss like a man. It's baseball. Don't act like a peepeekid about it.
>>76791759
How does that translate into twitter?
>>76791749
The professional
>Unreal. Rangers lose to Indians.
The NEET
>HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT
>>76791749
Tweet a greater than sign, then the letters r, a, g, and s
>>76791778
The rangers twitter guy did fine. Report the score, move on.
>>76791793
If he did fine then why are people giving him shit about it? Knowing how these orgs work, he's probably some 19 year old intern who's about to get fired tomorrow.
>>76791797
>getting fired over a fucking tweet
>>76791797
Who's giving him shit? You mean in this thread? It's all shitposting, who cares
>>76791805
you know how assblasted people are now a days
google 'fired for tweet'
tell me how many stories you see
>>76791749
Make a joke about the Rangers blowing the game similar to the Indians blowing 3-1 lead.
>>76791805
It's 2017 and interns make great scapegoats
>>76791818
Now that's bants.
Reminder that winning a Monday game in June is like winning the World Series to lifelong Cleveland Indians fans.
Reminder that Indians winning a Monday game in June is like losing the World Series to no-longer-lifelong-Cubs-fans Los Angeles Dodgers fans.
>the whos actually let the yankees win when the tying run was on 2nd and the winning run was at the plate twice and now we're going to have cancerous mets fans return to being yankees fans plaguing up this general
Fucking whos why can't they do anything right?
>>76791797
The "professional sports teams let interns run their social media" thing is a myth. They're all people who have been in the business for a while and went through extensive training to get to that point.
The >rags twitter (or any other MLB account) not trying to find anything to tweet, even if it's some stupid "Let's rally!" thing, is a fucking joke.
That final tweet is just a link to Gameday. They didn't even try to spruce it up with some non-descript Rangers pic/gif.
>>76791857
>Dodgers
>Losing a world series
But you have to actually be in the world series to win or lose. Dodgers haven't done that in 245 years.
>>76791861
Media communications for a billion dollar industry are all run by quirky hot-headed teens
>>76785568
>home rubs
I thought that was the >rags
>>76786166
>>76786431
>>76788619
Mike Fiers WILL no-hit the Dodgers in the final game of the 2017 eries
>>76786584
kek please tell me this is real
>>76791861
>extensive training
>to fucking tweet shit
>>76791859
Probably because they're uh you know, rebuilding/tanking?
>>76791875
>he doesn't have a master's degree in twittology
White Sox are fucking useless
Reminder that the >rags losing a Monday game in June is like losing the World Series TWICE when you're one strike away for >rags dads tumbling over a railing for a baseball while your kid is left father-less
The same guy who writes the puns runs the twitter
>>76791896
The fuck are you complaining about they let you sweep them?
good gravy I missed the >ragsening of the season tonight
This lifelong Indians fan having a full-blown meltdown is highly epic.
>>76791904
That would explain a lot.
>>76791906
Yeah but they're about to cause the resurgence of a dead team.
>the entire city of cleveland living in dg's head for free
absolutely cucked, lel
Is /mlb/ really so retarded they think a billion dollar industry like MLB gets their tweets from interns?
>>76791889
>he isn't working on his doctorates in /sp/ shitposting
False Flagging dissertation is keeping me up all nights.
Where to buy coke near dodger stadium ?
>getting unironically blanked by the 2017 Trout-less Halos
Runs scored is the same number of pennants coming their way this millennium desu
>>76791925
You mean like they did for your team when they went down to st pete and gave you free wins?
>>76791896
>tampa bay fan calling a team useless
wow pot calling the kettle black
>>76791929
Meet our marketing director Braden,
>>76791936
>not double majoring and minoring in kek theory to boot
>>76791952
>>76791945
>2017
>people still replying to admitted fairweather gigafaggot TBS
Indians fans out of nowhere tonight.
>>76791952
Times I've ever thought about the Miami swordfish in my life:
>>76792000
times the rays have won a title
>>76792000
Makes sense since you didn't even know they existed until you learned about baseball this year
Last digit is how many years before Stanton comes to finish his career in the trop
>>76792022
>wanting stanton
>>76792011
>muh ring from over a decade ago
>>76792030
I just want to rob the marlins fans of the sole reason people show up at that plastic hellhole
Can't
wait
>>76792052
m-muh double switch
>>76791938
You have to get it in the stadium, between third and sixth inning. Why else do you think that's why everyone shows up and then leaves at that exact time?
Ah this is the elite Dodgers hitting and pitching
so now that the doyers are done and collapsing, who wins the west?
>>76792051
most marlins fans dont root for players and ozuna is clearly the best marlins for a while now.
Most marlins fans hate stanton for swinging all the time
>>76792022
lol you can take the waste of money any day of the week
>>76792033
eh its the only stat that counts
why is it always one leaf who is absolutely obsessed with DG and the Dodgers? Cerebral levels of obsession.
>all the red in dodgers stadium
More like Angels Arena lol
Why no respect for my angels? Mike Trout is hurt, our entire pitching staff is dead,I feel like competing for a wild card spot with the people we have know is pretty amazing.
>>76792198
no fans
even the whos have more fans here than you.
I don't understand, the Los Angeles Dodgers are the best team in baseball and won 11 straight games and are only down by 4, where are all the lifelong true dodgers fans in the stands? Where have they all gone? that whole beating traffic thing was just a casual joke right?
>>76792213
We have fans. They're just concentrated in Orange County
>dodgers win
>/mlb/ turns into a Dodger general
>dodgers lose
>/mlb/ turns into a Dodger general
Comeback starts now
>>76792175
>leaf
pissboi's proxy
/mlb/ is THE Dodgers 24/7 General
>dudders lose
>urinejunge goes on another sperg out
Oh, damn it, kids-- go get the hose and the medication.
>>76792238
>2017
>DG posting on 4chan
enjoy your summer little guy
>getting shut out by LITERALLY the the angels angels of anaheim
all my keks, miguelito
>>76792265
hi pissbrain
>fruity pebbles
>inb4 muh pebblies losing tonight too
talk big clout, get shut out nigga
Daily reminder that The The Angels Angels of Ana's House is the real Los Angels ball club.
>>76792287
What an embarrassing post
How many games back are the Dodgers from 1st place in the NL west?
Im a poor spic with no internet service?
Who has the best record in the NL in 2017?
Who is the current NL west leader?
Reminder that getting shut out by The The Angels Angels is exactly like playing in a World Series for Lost Again Dudders fans.
look at this atmosphere
https://twitter.com/iamjoonlee/status/879352248844914688
>>76792322
White people are holding back baseball from being great.
>>76791896
Do you seriously, unironically think that the Rays have a chance of winning the division? The Yankees beating the White Sox is barely a blip on the radar as far as obstacles go.
@76792317
This my friends, is what a false flagger looks like
Made it just in time to read the tripfag fanfiction.
>bellinshit
>>76792337
That's not a falseflag. That's ironic shitposting. Looks like you need a lesson on falseflags.
@76792345
Here's him covering up his false flag
Put the correct teams to these run Differentials
+119
+114
-1
-7
-114
-102
>Peebbles
>Dudders
>>76792368
Cincy
Philly
>>76792373
The Phillies are at -102, but the Reds are at -48
>dudders is banter
sad
>>76792390
Cleveland just rages without wit, Cleveland rages because its feelings are hurt on the Internet.
>>76792389
So, if my math is correct...
2,926,978,610 = 0 Pennants ?
>>76792322
>muh tradition
This would break the unwritten rules
>>76792397
Where did this Indians vs DG rivalry begin? When Bellinger took Miller's ass 480 deep? Honest question.
Imagine spending 120,932,376,990,012.56 US American Dollars every year and watching the Giants win 3 championships in a decade, the Mets and Rockies go to a World Series, the Diamondbacks and Phillies win the World Series, while you go pennant-less for over 84 years.
>over 120 years without a championship
>the AL team in your city went to the World Series and won the World Series
>420 years without a pennant
This is a highly obsessed edition of /Kershaw/.
>>76792342
We don't have spoilers here
But no, I don't end up going back to /nfl/
>>76792155
Giants
>another fucking doyer general
man you kids are fucking replying to yourselves at this point, not one doyer fan exists on /sp/
>>76792414
You're fine, we need your white noise to make good posts stand out better
I have a confession to make, /mlb/.
I have to admit that I fap to Buster Posey pictures and videos at least once a night. You might say I "bust-on Posey" regularly. He's a handsome man and a more valuable player than Kershaw, nevermind any of the other scrubs on the Dodgers. Bumgarner is a handsome dude too desu.
>iwn have the fortune to be born in San Francisco and be a Giants fan
It's hard to live this charade, senpaitachi.
>>76792406
Feels good, man
>>76792403
I guess that DG is upset his Doyers have spent the GDP of a small country to not win a pennant since 1980whatever and it bothers him that a small market team did it last season.
I thought we left the DG fanfiction back in 2015 along with scout-fu
>The Chicago White Sox have the second best run differential in the AL Central
They'll finish better than at least the Royals and Tigers
>>76792446
Run differential is a meme stat
>>76792449
Right. RBI's are what matter
>>76792446
Isn't their run diff still negative?
I have a confession to make, /mlb/.
I have to admit that I fap to Craig Biggio pictures and videos at least once a night. You might say I "get a BIGgio for Craig" regularly. He's a handsome man and a more valuable player than Pujols, nevermind any of the other scrubs on the >rags. Fiers is a handsome dude too desu.
>iwn have the fortune to be born in Houston and be a Astros fan
It's hard to live this charade, senpaitachi.
who /just used up all the offense for the week in one game/ here?
>>76792457
Yes. But it's -5
>>76792435
who is that man and what did he do with the real Brad Lidge?
You now realize that the Dodgers have lost TWELVE World Series, and have a .333 Winning percentage
>>76792440
I don't get it. How many rings does Cleveland have? Seems like anytime anybody gets picked on they shout "DG!" at the top of their lungs until they feel better.
>His team has a worse win/loss ratio in the world series than the Marlins!
>>76792492
can I see stats that cover the end of the 7th inning?
>>76792494
The New York/Los Angeles Illuminati won't allow that
>>76792492
Wow. Wow, wow! Didn't the Cleveland Indians go to the World Series in 2016?
Wow.
>>76791818
Setting yourself up to get roasted by Indians Twitter, as bold a strategy as being one strike away
>the assblasted shitposter ITT is an injuns "fan"
For what purpose?
>>76792492
Now show the World Series team attendance of the past 30 years
>>76792492
Sad!
>>76792502
>the shitty of leveland
>capable of banter
>>76792514
Posting these bold and brash burns doesn't mean much when the Cleveland Indians needed to have a bobblehead night to sell out game 1 of the World Series.
How can a single image of a smiling man absolutely devastate the worst fanbases in baseball AND destroy libtards on a daily basis? Just imagine having your life ruined every day by this happy man
>>76792525
>WS game 2: Dollar dogs, bucket hat to the first 10,000 through the gate
>>76792513
Cody Bellinger hit a homer and leaveland has yet to recover
>>76792538
>the first 10,000
Wow, they were being hopeful.
>>76792539
>the best bullpen in the American League
kek
KEK
>>76792494
Also legal US Americans obly
Just fyi for those who haven't figured it out - pics with long, random combo of numbers/letters filenames are pissboi shitposting from his phone
>the shitty of Leaveland so rear-end ruined it can no longer write in English
>>76792534
I think the chief is a great symbol.
I love to see butt russled people.
>>76792522
Evidently good enough to get analgas illegals pissy enough to talk to themselves on spuh
Actually we all hate you it's not just Indians
spic doys talking bout rite engrish kek
>>76792488
>his team has lost a world series
Why haven't we fired him yet
>>76792581
looks like Colon with a mullet
>>76792584
I'm not seeing it
>>76792588
>>76792588
NEW
>>76792588
>>76792588
MIGRATE IN TWO POSTS
>>76792588
>>76792588
someone make an edition that ISNT shit
>being so obsessed about an opposite league small market team you literally cannot stop thinking about them for one second
>being so eternally assblasted that your team is a perpetual choke job that you actively worry about a small market opposite league team
BASEBALL
>>76792596
Done and done
>>76792588
>>76792588
>>76792592
>early thread
Faggot
>>76792605
>>76792592
how about one with no dodgers?
Reminder that thread splitting gets the attention of Janitors and mods
>>76792629
i hope both ops get banned
okay fine I'll make a real thread
>>76792642
use anime and mariners senpai
>>76792642
Make it a Kershaw edition
>>76792650
Actual thread
Just to point out, the other threads were denied for being obnoxiously Doyer, and >>76792650 Was the accepted thread. Also good morning