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Unforced tanking edition
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rate this setup
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>>76779056
>0 cups
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first for girls socks
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post gifs
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do we have hope
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>>76779067
no piss jug/10
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>>76779101
No. Tavares will be gone after next season
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Is there somewhere in Canada where everyone hates the NHL and where everyone hates the ice hockey?
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>>76779101
>cant even see her feet

i hope the isles never win again and tavares gets hiv aids
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Out of my way San Jose fucking shit
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>rags
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>>76779101
Lots of hope. Girl looks like a typical Brooklynite
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>>76779120
Toronto is 90% Muslim. Sand nigs don't like hockey.
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>>76779081
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>>76779195
uh wrong, sweetie
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>>76779202
>69
>player walking headfirst into an overhead swing like some cartoon
nice
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>>76779213
How many of them actually watch Donesh Charinger and Ronit Macurry?
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https://youtu.be/8J05o90Su38

Official song of the Toronto maple leafs
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https://twitter.com/DhaliwalSports/status/879096534758899712
>Have learned the #Canucks have called the agent for D Karl Alzner and F Jordan Weal. Both local products.

Benning couldnt get the good ol local boys in the draft so hes stockpiling them in FA
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>>76779291
I watched the whole thing to the end while scratching bum
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>>76779406
>getting local talent
cause that worked so well before
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>"There is absolutely no place for blacks in the National Hockey League"
How did Bettman get away with that?
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>>76779637
Did anyone cap the recent one?
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>>76779654
Notice on the top it literally says June 25th 2017?
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>>76779658
I mean the entire reaction with the posts following included
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>>76779664
oh didn't realize you wanted to look at a bunch of the same old reaction images with posts that read the same HOLY SHIT BASED DOGGO!!!!
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>>76779664
ill do it later too tired rn
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>>76779406
Alzner is still a very good player, you wouldn't be disappointed with him, provided it's not a shitty contract
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>>76779681
>screencapping your own post
bruh
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>>76779692
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Reminder that /ourguys/, the MinneGOATa Wild picked up Martin Hanzal this draft rather than some cone that has a 20% chance of becoming an 11 minutes a game duster in 2023
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>>76779705
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>>76779067
>duel fans for maximum air circulation
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>>76779067
looks comfy desu
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>>76779691
This *is* Benning we're talking about
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>>76779681
what ever happened to that green monkey?
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>>76779067
top kek, I remember this guy taking multiple pictures, as I remember different games being in the TV.

it's almost like he's proud of his squalor.
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>>76779870
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>>76779884
more toes
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>>76779884
I always imagine the boxes were peeking out of the closet looking at him in disgust
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>>76779957
fucking kek
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>>76779957
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Where to cop cheap newer (lace up) Seattle Thunderbirds jerseys?
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>>76780020

sketchychineeseclones.co.cn/buyfakejerseys4cheap/holyshityouactuallythinkshittassholeisgettingateam
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>>76780028
>yes I want cheap knock-offs
>no I don't think Seattle is getting their own team any time soon but I really like the Thunderbirds team and their jersey and would like to have it
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Which NHL team do you miss?

There are some extinct hockey teams like Atlanta Thrashers, Quebec Nordiques, Hartford Whalers
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>>76780072
Seals
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>>76780072
seattle millionaires
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finland
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for me, it's kevin fiala
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>>76780072
Toronto maple leafs
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Are you readyyy
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>>76780604
rocket richard & art ross incoming
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>>76780632
very good!!
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>>76780646
commieblocks with favorable lighting are still commieblocks pekka
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Just tried ironing clothes for the first time
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>>76780604

Gillette sponsorship when?
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>>76780666
whoa big boy
next learn to tie a tie?
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>>76780685
No, I've worn ties for years.
Just never ironed my clothes. Instead I'd put them in the dryer with a damp rag.

I'm going to go weightlift now
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>>76780722
keep us updated
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Might learn how to roller skate. Do you think if I make the NZ roller hockey team an NHL team might scout me?
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>>76780761
I've arrived and have received nods of approval from the regulars.
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>>76780850

Man that gym looks ghetto tier. Where are you, in prison?
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>>76780829
Without any doubt or hesitation in my mind, mate
>>76780861
It's actually very nice
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average asain qt at the stape
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here they COME
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Are any Pongs gonna refuse to meet Drumpf?
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you think he gives a FUCK about the sharks this year?
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How come Toronto doesn't attract better players when Toronto is such a nice multicultural city filled with love and prosperity?
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>>76781032

Haven't you heard? The Maple Leafs suck dick and ass.
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>>76781032
Unlike Sweden, not everyone loves muslims.
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>>76781099
Are u saying that canadians oppose your country's liberal immigration policy?
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>>76781115
No Im saying americans do. Good ol canadian boys love playing in toronta
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The hangover is real boys
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Gym went good, took my body to Swolesville
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What did they mean by this?
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>>76781309
Are you in möksä?
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>>76781380
>spending thousands on shitty looking tattoos

Are tattoo "artist" the worse con-artist in existence?
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>Svechnikov-Rasmussen-Mantha

who /bigguys/ here?
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>>76781591
>drafting big guys in a manlet league

No wonder /yourteam/ is shit.
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>>76779957
Very late jej
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>>76781639
manlet shitters better swerve when this lad is on the ice
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>>76779202
PENULTY
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>>76779957
holy shit i missed this lmao
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>>76781886
>muh grit
>muh physicallity

Go back to 2007. This league is a speed league now, lankster
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>>76782125
McDavid 6'2
Matthews 6'3
Laine 6'5
Puljujärvi 6'4 (+10 inch dick)
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>>76782180
Other than McDavid, who uses autism to succeed, theyre all busts
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>>76782125
>implying svechnikov and mantha aren't fast and skilled too
wew
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>>76780604
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
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>>76782228
>Mantha
>Fast

JAjajajajjaja maybe research your own prospects. Hes just bargain bin Ovechkin

t. Val dor season ticket holder est 2004
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>>76781553
>i will literally pay you to make me look like a talking dumpster

it's the consumer's fault, as always
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>>76782267
>players peak in juniors
m8 he's no swarthy greek but he's faster than he looks this past season in the NHL
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>listening to a hockey podcast
>they say the Minnesota Wild won the draft
>I scoffed and was taken aback until I realized that instead of some no-guarantee plug that will peak as a 3rd line winger (on the 20% chance he doesn't bust) they got a proven NHL 40 point player in Martin Hanzal
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>>76782379
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/minnesota-wild-owner-wishes-team-didnt-make-martin-hanzal-trade/
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>>76780604
was this the highlight of the season?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snwkJK6BugQ
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>>76782531
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>>76782576
delet
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>>76782598
Say please.
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>>76782576
Seems like a great hustle back and a good back-check. Hope he didn't roof that puck too high so he didn't get a penalty.
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>>76782576
Laine is such a natural born scorer, he just scores on whatever net is closest
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>>76779081
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>>76779081
I have a bunch of webms of McMeme going full meme.
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>>76782853
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>>76782861
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>mountain kikes get a 1OA before Finland
finns >>>> bin
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>>76780850
>wearing a cap in a gym

Who do you think you are, Bon Aqua(Tm) man or something?
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>>76782867
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>>76782880
You know he's going to be Yakubust tier bust?
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>>76782892
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>>76782893
Like every finn in the last decade?
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>>76781380
Big Joe has a big bum.
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Why does everyone who moves to Toronto always look worse in less than a year?
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>>76782884
I had bed head and I don't like touching my hair too much because it turns my blonde locks into brunette oily strands
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You now remember Fernando Pisani
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>>76782943
>getting a finnish lion tattoo

What did he mean by this?
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>>76782943
JUST

>>76782954
I'll never forget that faggot. Dude went supernova in the '06 playoffs.
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>>76782966
Whatever happened of him though? He went on a torrid pace with goals in the playoffs, and never returned
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>>76782966
>>76782976
He was a grinder who came alive in the playoffs. It happens every few years.

>>76782958
He secretly knows Laine is better so he's trying to become more Finnish
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;_;

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/marc-andre-fleury-thank-you-pittsburgh/
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>>76783052
Look at the barely-concealed agony on his face
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Who wins The Sam gagner bowl?
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You now remember Cristobal Huot
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>>76782180
>none are manlets
Why even have them on your team?
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You now remember miles wood
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>>76782943
JUST
U
S
T
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>>76782943
Pretty sure I could fit my dick in that nostril
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>>76780953
who is this semen demon
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you now remember devin setoguchi
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>>76782943
Who is this seamen demon?
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You now remember rj umberger and Scott niedermeyer
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You now remember Brian strait
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You now remember Martin Havlat
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>>76783052
>those last few paragraphs
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You now Remember Alec Martinez
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You now remember alexei Yashin
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>>76783117
I legit thought people were memeing when they started talking about him. That's a pure porn name.
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You now remember Brad Isbister
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>>76783096
boston
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You now remember Jared Cowen
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You now remember bean
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you now remember jonathan girard
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>>76781115
Plenty of people do but it's considered rude so it'll take a couple fun terrorist attacks before it comes to the surface.
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You now remember Dylan mcilrath
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you now remember shawn mceachern
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You now remember Jared tinordi
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You now remember alex nylander
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>Lightning Re-sign Andrej Sustre
>1.95/yr
>1 yr contract
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You now remember Sean
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You now remember Vaclav Prospal
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>>76783391
I am Sean
t. sean
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I will hatefuck all of your fartboxes if you guys don't shut the heck up about remembering players.
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>niemi on waivers

another one bites the dust
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You now remember that you don't have a gf
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Remember the barbecue
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>>76783408
i have a wife though
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>>76783391
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW CPULD ANYONE FORGET ME

I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ETERNALLY ASSBLASTED

AND ALSO JUST A REMINDER THE LEAFS WILL WIN THE CUP YOU COCKSUCKERS AND YOULL ALL HAVE TO BOW TO ME AND ALLOW ME TO REASSUME MY THRONE AS KING OF THE FUCKING GENERAL

/hoc/ FUCKING

BTFO
T
F
O

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>76783416
No, you're just imagining that you do
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>>76783431
shes vacuuming and making me eggs right now
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https://youtu.be/ExwvozkqrQo

>Rags
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>>76783436
At the same time?
Also trusting someone else to make your eggs, now I know you are lying.
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>>76783454
>put eggs on stove
>vacuum until they are done
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>>76782917
>who is pulju
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oilers will win da cup but ONLY IF they start bulju
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BEST 181ST OVERALL SINCE LOOB
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>>76783473
This
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>>76783436
Sure she is
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you now remember the alamo
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>rags
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https://www.nhl.com/stars/news/stars-sign-defenseman-esa-lindell-to-a-two-year-contract-extension/c-290156296

with finns you ______
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>>76783406
when one goes down, another comes up
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>>76783536
jizz
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kek
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You now remember
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0
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>>76783595
>HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
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You now remember Alexandre Daigle
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you now remember Dany Heatley
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>>76783606
Ãœberallies in the house tonight
https://youtu.be/PjKimpnZIek
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>>76783562
>cuck town hockey
>facebook tier memes
>using timestamps in 2017
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>>76783643
lmao i love seeing manlet being put to his place.
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>>76783659
Here's an even better one of a smaller manlet in the very same game
https://youtu.be/TG2Gq7xbf24
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>>76783705
I don't think Draisaitl even saw him to be honest
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>>76783643
>>76783705
They'll never go all the way with those manlets
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>>76783729
He looks like one of those kids they let stand next to the players during the anthem
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>>76783746
Oilers fell for the manlet meme this year, hopefully he has a growth spurt because he's gonna get rocked playing in McLels grind and shine system
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Is he Cell key material?
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you know when bettman says something really sarcastic and shakes his a little
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>>76783812
Is he autistic for posting the same shit everyday?
Find out at 11
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>>76783859
>all the time
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>>76783406
Add Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen to this.
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>>76783898

>posting on /hoc/ in the middle of a Monday during the offseason
>not autistic
Pick one
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>all these racists jealously hating on finns

Sad!
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thank you for curing my dementia
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>>76783932
I'm doing that too but I'm not autistic
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>driving in rain
>car next to me has hazards on (illegal)
>get super triggered by this
>flip him off
>notice the car in front of him does too
>and the next
>and the next 20
>I just flipped off a flipped off a funeral procession
I feel like such a piece of shit lads
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>>76781380
Joe Thronton is a pure man
Burns is a disgusting degenerate.

Hope the Pens sign Joe and threepeat. They are letting Bonino walk anyway.
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>>76784045
>being a dick to people while driving

Scum of the earth
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>>76784045
I loled
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>>76784045
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>>76784045
Kill yourself!!!!!!!! Lol
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>>76783243
I used to change oil with his cousin who weighs like 439 pounds kek
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Kassian locked up

>>76784227
Wew lad a good meme
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>>76784045
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>>76782924
not really
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>>76784045
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>>76784233
I don't see what the guy's weight needed mentioning, ass.
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>>76784045

Holy shit. Hardest I've laughed all week.
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>>76784045
i hope you just went for it and flipped off to all of them
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>>76784045
>getting road rage over minuscule gay shit like that
Could you be any more of a temperlet?
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/hoc/, im going to philly for a day tommorow. Should I say something about Nolan Patrick while I'm there?
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>>76784506
Run really fast head first into the liberty bell
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How long will teams from US nigger cities (White flight cities) survive financially?

Suburban people can't save teams like Red Wings, Flyers, Blackhawks forever when whites are leaving your cities
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>>76784506
Wear an Orson Welles T-Shirt
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>>76784585
Ameriniggers will make teams fold
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>>76784377
Says Brad Isbister's cousin
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>Go to Canada
>Get arrested for not referring to the teacher as Xhe
>Go to Toronto
>Get mugged by paki cab driver
>Go to Vancouver
>Trampled by a moose
>Decide to finally hide in Newfoundland
>Murdered by an alcoholic inbred on a drunken rampage

Fuck this gay country desu
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>>76784585
New York City is fucking below 50% white yet we manage to get our games filled out....in Manhattan. Brooklyn is lost along with queens and manhattan. Only Staten Island and Long Island are the main white areas left
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>>76784698

I mean, the >rags fan base is also full of fucking celebrities because of the location. There's not many whites left there but a lot of them are rich as fuck over in NY.
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>>76784585
Toronto and Vancouver are <40% white yet they still sell out. Fans will come from far away if they're devoted.
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HALL OF FAME 2017

>Teemu Selanne
>Paul Kariya
>Dave Andreychuk
>Mark Recchi
>Danielle Goyette
>Jeremy Jacobs
>Clare Drake.

>snes
>alfredsson
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Coming back for 1 more Cup
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>>76784941

>mfw people think Hossa will ever make the HOF

How about 'no'
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>>76784951
A really handsome man.
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>>76784941
based wreckling ball
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LMAO
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>>76784977
They'll eventually get their franchise
Don't want the Canes nor the Islanders to fold though
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>>76785020

The Islanders have attendance issues because of location, I think, don't think don't they? Or was that the old arena? I don't follow them super close.

Arizona and Carolina are just fucking embarrassingly bad teams, though.,
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>>76784977
The isles and hurricanes aren't going. Arizona will if they miss the playoffs
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>>76785056
Aren't the Hurricanes most likely? I thought the owner's sons were suing him
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>>76785041
It's not from location. It's from the arena itself being a fucking mess and wasn't built for hockey. It holds at least 15000 seats for hockey, which is the bare minimum. Blame it on shitty construction for an arena of the nets. Also, because of Barclays, we aren't getting an arena because there's 4 already in the two states. Fuck Barclays
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>>76785075
They're most likely if nobody buys them. If they get to the playoffs, then it's good for them because they live. If it's another abysmal season, then they're out

>>76784755
Prettt much this
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>>76785041
it's because they have a car instead of seats
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>>76785084

So basically you have your old arena, which was out in the fucking boonies, so nobody went, right?

Now you have Barclay's which is fucking terrible with tons of terrible view lines, so nobody wants to go.

You guys are pretty much fucked then?
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Do you say PENalized or PEENalized?
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>>76785125
Benulty
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>>76785111
Yep. Because of wang being an idiot, we are probably leaving. It'll suck because an arena deal has to be made this year or we are shipped to Quebec. Even if we don't show up, the isles have nice fans, and we do show up. Barclays itself is a barren wasteland of empty seats and dim corridors and shit food and bums everywhere. At least a shake shack is nearby

Pic related was a game in March
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>>76785138

That's always been what confused me a lot. Your arena is always empty but I feel like I see a ton of Islanders fans all over the place, but nobody ever goes to games.

Shitty ownership feels bad, man.
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>>76785084
What about a return to Nassau?
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>>76785144
It sucks also because of how rare sellouts are. Those seats that are obstructed are horrendous and the fags who built the arena only thought the nets would play there.

Even then, the games we sell out are either against the rangers and Hawks. That's it. Maybe against the pens and flyers also, but rarely the games sell or make profit.
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>>76785111
>>76785084

Hypothetically, could the islanders sign a lease to play in MSG or Prudential or both ?
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>>76785187

Never in a million years would MSG allow it I'd imagine. The Rangers would throw a fucking fit if they did. No chance in hell of that happening.

Dunno about Prudential and that situation though.
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>>76785163
We can't. Arena is shrunk down from 16000 seats to 13000. Too small to host an NHL game. Those bastards who own Barclays also own the coliseum. We are screwed if a new arena doesn't come out way
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hokki
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>>76785187
Never. Our only hope is in a new arena, that's it. We are most likely leaving for Quebec in 3 years if nobody gets an arena deal done. At least my Tavares black and white jersey will have some value
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Who will win the race to Quebec? Carolina or Islanders?
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>>76784656

There are no moose In Vancouver area

It would be funnier if you said
>ran over by an Asian

And Toronto
>get mugged by a Somalian
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>>76785212
How are they going to fund and build an arena in like one year or however long their lease with Barccy's lasts?
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>>76783096
Flames need an offensive right winger on the cheep
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>>76785246
Carolina will move overnight to Quebec City
Islanders will be shipped in express to Seattle
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>>76785279
I'm pretty sure their Barclay's lease was signed for like 25 years
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>>76785380
Wrong!
Panthers to Seattle
Quebec to trash
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>>76785125
refpucked
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>>76785386
No. They're kicking us out in 3 years
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>>76785380
>Islanders will be shipped in express to Seattle
Please 'no'. Seattle doesn't deserve sports teams.
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>>76785212
They could always play in MSG with the >rags assuming they could make the schedule work.
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>>76785380
If there is any franchise NHL should do all in their power to stop from relocation it's the fucking Islanders. Fuck the Coyotes. For how many fucking years did the NHL save them? Islanders should be right below the original six when it comes to saving teams from relocation.
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>>76785497
Then they should have done something when they wanted to rebuild the Coliseum. Brooklyn killed the isles
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>>76785497
This. We are the last North American sports team to win 19 CONSECUTIVE PLAYOFF SERIES, and have 4 championships as well in recent years. The NHL shouldn't let us leave to Quebec, but because of the Barclays being build by a toddler, we are left out on the streets. Even when we have fans to show that are team is relevant, Gary would rather have the coyotes and panthers live then have the isles and hurricanes stay in their markets.
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>>76785497
I do agree with you, it's has been 20 years and they've made the playoffs 8 times (lost 7 times in the first round) the Coyotes really need to move. They're not making any money and no money=cant spend to ''grow the game''.

The Islanders just have been so badly managed that they might have no other choice than to relocate while the Coyotes they could stay in Glendale for another 20 years and it wouldn't really matter to the league
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>>76785525
the plans for a new arena are already being put in motion

and yes, >>76785497 I am sure bettman would rather sell the coyottes to china, than be the commissioner that relocates a former dynasty
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>>76785553
no they weren't They were trying to rebuild it with Wong helping to pay but the people of Nassau County voted against it. Twice. So they gave up.
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>>76785525
Pretty much. Nobody advertises the isles in Brooklyn. Nobody has party's for them in Brooklyn. The trains don't advertise them or the rags on their paths. They kick us under the dirt and advertise the fucking nets over the isles. It's a mess in Brooklyn. Not to mention that Arabs and Chinese are spreading all over, so this area isn't even good for us. Just bring them back to Long Island and have an arena by the horses or by the 7 train
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>>76785567
I could get down with the Isles at the Aqueduct. Still rather them come back home though
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>>76785552
The only thing good is Auston "piggy" Matthews. That's it. Everything else is a failure in Arizona. Transplants don't like sports teams unless their good.
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>>76785553
Disregard I missread your post
>>76785564
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>>76785581
The best idea is really an arena by citi field. So much empty space nearby, and jobs could be filled. It would be a better use of my tax dollars then pride striped nypd cars to make gays feel happy
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>>76785564
they're gonna build a new one at belmont park
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>>76785594
Well, at least it should have more then 15000 seats and should sell out. Still concerned that the traffic will suck. At least Barclays was accessible through the trains and LIRR
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>>76785582
Arizona is also home of NHL players Sean Couturier and Matthew Tkachuk (whose father was Keith Tkachuk) and thats it.

Other then Matthews no one else ever came out of the Arizona Bobcats program in 20 years. Plus Matthews was born in California so does he really count? Hes a product of the US U-18 program. Is he really a product of Arizona Hockey?
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How can British Columbia allow asians to conquer BC the way the they are doing?
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>>76785654
Basically, Arizona is a deadpan state where only 2 players have came out, and barely anything notable. At least they have the diamondbacks
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Me on the middle
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>>76784941

Q U A C K E D . C O M
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>>76784941
>kariya will show up to something hockey related

Is there a single more butthurt hockey player on earth?
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>>76785772

He has reason to be butthurt tbqhwyf. His career (and possibly his life) was cut short by headhunting goon shitters because playing dirty was the only way to slow him down. The NHL didn't give a fuck about headshots until after Kariya's brain was turned into jelly. The hit he took from Stevens in the SCF would get the player who delivered the hit suspended for at least 10 games nowadays.
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Wadup /hoc/!!!

Chilling wit my main man tonight, gonna be fucking crazy!

Stay cool dudes and dudettes!

- J-man
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>>76783643
>>76783705
HOW CAN ONE PLAYER BE SO BASED
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>>76784045
I actually lol'd
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>>76785793
Can't wait for the concussion lawsuits to kill the NHL
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>>76785793
Cry more you shitcuck ducks tranny
Scott Stevens did nothing wrong
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>>76785795
hes the finnish virtanen
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>>76785497
This, desu baka senpai. The dynasty Islanders showed >my team what it took to win back in the day, and helped them become a dynasty themselves.
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>>76785793
It wasn't any worse than Niskanen's hit on Crosby these playoffs and Nisky only got a game misconduct
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>>76785864
>finnish virtanen
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THREE MORE YEARS, FAGGOTS

LUBE UP THOSE ANUSES
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kariya jersey retirement when?
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>>76785744
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>>76785898

That is objectively wrong, let me refresh your memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sR-hjR0sms
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>>76785898
Steven's hit was intentional.

Niskanen's was neglegent.

Either way, both hits shouldn't have to be tolerated.
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>>76785131
there's no need for racism
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>>76779957
probably the only thing to make me laugh here in months, thanks anon
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Do you think that someone will finally just put Yakupov in the AHL?
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>>76786096
RARE
A
R
E
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https://twitter.com/dhaliwalsports/status/879417614161674240

Nooo!!! What the fuck??? He's Canucks MVP!!!

>>76786138
Canucks will sign him to a $3M/2yr tryout
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>>76786138
Hell bolt back to the KHL before that happens
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Those McDavid and 14 mil/yr contract rumours.. they're just memes, right?
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>>76786435
Isn't he still on an entry-level contract that has a maximum of like a million plus bonuses?
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>>76786435
and why would they be? which player in the league deserves close to a max contract more than mcdavid?
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>>76786461
He is, seeing several "news outlets" talking about 14 mil contract after this season

>>76786467
Noone should be paid that much, it'd handicap the team overall too much
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>>76786435
No? You can literally ask for whatever the fuck you want, that's why they negotiate. Him asking 14 million doesn't make any difference.
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>>76786435
9.7 million
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>>76786485
well, unfortunately having the best player in the league usually means you have to pay him like he's the best player in the league
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>>76786435
Yes, especially since he is an RFA. dumbest fucking "rumour" in hockey atm
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>>76786435
We'll see. Would be funny if he got a 14+ mil contract and Oilers doesn't win shit during his time there because he takes up like 20% of the salary cap.
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>>76786507
tell that to crosby
>toews makes more
>le rape man makes more
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>>76786534
But they're both top 100 in NHL history, so it makes sense :^)
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>>76786518
... from next season
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>drafting an ugly bloated faggot
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>>76786502
Crosby was born 8/7/87 so it's not hard to understand why he's superstitious. McJustNotreadyYet is just a greedy autist
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>>76786534
if crosby needed a contract when toews did, he'd also ask for 13-14 mil
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>>76786507
Toews is getting 10,5
Crosby is getting 8,7

Nah
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>>76786578
each signed under different CBAs

literally irrelevant comparisson
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>>76786569
can't they pay him 9.7 from the cap and 4 million under the table??????????????????????????????????
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>>76786594
of course they can, they just can't be caught
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>>76786559
B-B-B-but he's a good ontario boy
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>>76786572
No. He wouldnt.
He makes a shit ton from endorsements because he plays on the best team in the league and is the best player in the league
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>>76786435
$14M is actually the minimum he's requesting

so it can be anywhere from $14-20M when all's said and done
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>>76786634
how much is a shit ton?

what makes you think toews and kane don't make a very comparable amount? because they do
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>>76786636
So he's basically guaranteeing Edmonton's failure for years because his selfish ass is taking up a 1/4th of the cap space? Fucking confettifaggot.
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>>76786636
the max he can ask is 20 % of the cap so only about 15
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>>76786572
No. as I wrote, there's a reason why his salary is 8,7. Both his contracts have been 8,7.
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McDavid is going to be the leagues highest payer, his agent isn't going to allow anything less. the 13-14 AAV rumours are definitely true.
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>>76786659
don't forget draisatl wants a large contract as well

the oilers will be dedicating a LOT of cap to 2 players
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>>76786657
You're basically comparing the current gretzky to the current messier
Different tier of player
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>>76786676
yeah, that reason is that it could have been front loaded and the length set to 12 years when he signed it

if you think he or his agent would turn down millions only because of silly superstitions you belong in a kindergarten
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>>76786701
yes, hence crosby would have asked for more if he had needed a new contract in 2015
not sure what the problem is
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>>76786659
Shut up nigger. As a % of the cap, it'd be nearly identical to Crosby's post ELC contract
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>>76786691
>mfw his agent, in his greed, destroys any chance of ever winning stan lee cup for mcmeme
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>>76786722
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2016/11/30/the-nhls-highest-paid-players-2016-17/#193f21bf5f72
Crosby makes 4.5 million in endorsements
Toews makes 2
Kane makes 1
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>>76786759
Laine makes about 5 million with his sponsors in Finland. Does Crosby really only make that much?
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>>76786791
Were not talking about finnish sand dollars here
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>>76786791
sauce
hard to believe to bh
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>>76786759
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2016/11/30/the-nhls-highest-paid-players-2016-17/#193f21bf5f72
>Crosby makes 4.5 million in endorsements
>Toews makes 2
>Kane makes 1

Bullshit figures though as usual for forbes.
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>>76786791
Are Bulju's endorsements paid in Bonaqua's?
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>>76786759
if this is anything like forbes' stats on how much nhl franchises make it's not very reliable
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>>76786808
Naturally.
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>>76786809
feel free to find your own source.... or try to convince me that 1 million is comparable to 5
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>>76786838
try to convince me that patrick kane makes only a million off endorsements
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>>76786801
euro > dollar m8
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>>76786853
yeah, cause everyone is jumping at the chance to endorse an accused rapist.
feel free to find a source though I am curious
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>>76786759
how can superstar hockey players only make that much when some pesäpallo players in finland make about that?
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>>76786870
there is no fucking source, the real figures and all contracts aren't publicly disclosed

forbes is fairly irrlevant, so not convinced
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>>76786892
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nhl/the-nhls-highest-paid-players-2016-17/ss-AAkXidV#image=5
found another source, you?
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>>76779756
Whom is dat plz
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>>76786899
KEK
found another website, Forbes is still the source you dummy
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>>76786921
oh so you can't provide a source for your claims?
well thats too bad, guess you lose this one
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>>76786932
if you insist

this source > forbes
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Predictions for next season

Metro

1.Penguins-104 points
2.Islanders-100 points
3.Flyers-97 points

Atlantic
1.Lightning-106 points
2.Bruins-95 points
3.Sabres-92 points

Wild cards
1.Capitals-96 points
2.Leafs/hurricanes-95 points

Central

1.Mild-103 points
2.Jets-98 points
3.Preds-97 points


Pacific

1.Oilers-110 points
2.Ducks-104 points
3.Flames-99 points

Wild cards
1.Hawks-94 points
2.Kings-92 points
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>>76779056
Delete this immediately
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>>76786981
As if losing the argument wasn't embarrassing enough for you, you go and do this. lmao
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>>76786994
Correction-The leafs will miss the playoffs. Forgot to get that off the list
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>>76786435
He'll probably get 10-12 since Tarasenko got 7.5 a few years ago.
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>>76787012
we're losing together as we've both provided sources of the same relevance
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>>76786994
Sabres in the show <3
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>>76787023
Yes, my multiple sources vs a notepad on some idiot slav's computer.
http://heavy.com/sports/2016/06/sidney-crosby-net-worth-salary-contract-endorsements/
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>>76786994
Did Buffalo sign two top-4 defensemen when i was away?
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>>76787034
this article also credits forbes, you'd known that too, if you knew how to read better than an idiot slav

so you only have one """source""""

sorry friend, you don't seem to have anything more to say

try not to base your arguments on forbes next time
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>>76787058
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>>76787066
That article also quotes The Hockey News
Is that fake news too?
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>>76787058
They'll fix themselves up with their youth. I believe they should make it this year, because eichel should be healthy, and ristolinan can be even better this year
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>>76786994

I like it.

Next year is the year canadiens tank.

Don't think leafs make it though

Replace jets with stars.

I think with bishop the stars come back next year and benn and seguin go back to 15/16 form
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>>76786994
>mild not falling off a cliff
they're going to regress HARD
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>>76787086
don't know
where's the hockey news article on player endorsements

everything you've posted loops back to forbes
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>>76786705
As I wrote, BOTH his contracts have been for 8.7. He could've asked for a lot more. Malkin makes what, 9.5?
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>>76787099

I got to see what all the hype was about in ristolainen during one of the games against the oilers last year

Ristolainen led a comeback effort late in the 3rd, they passed the puck to him and he absolutely bombed it into the top corner
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>>76787128
And TSN, is that fake news too?
Have you come up with any numbers that aren't a notepad on a slavshits laptop?
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>>76787103
Dallas isn't going in the playoffs even with bishop. That defense concerns me
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>>76787155
theyre going to find out goalies are a meme and essentially interchangeable and that their team being bad is the problem
>>
Less shittier predictions
Snes, lightning, laffs
Pongs, rags, craps
Habs, canes
-
Oilels, ducks, flims
Blues, jots, preds
Cawks, shorks

Craps and bloos eternal regular season memes
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>>76787148
so to sum up, you don't understand what's the difference between a source, article and a quoatation

I'm getting really tired of arguing with literal retards

post a tsn report on player endorsements if you have it, I've wasted enough time here
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Have you thanked your maker for letting you witness him, /hoc/?
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>>76786878
isn't pesäpallo just as big in binland as hokkei?
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>>76787200
To sum it up, I have come up with numbers of endorsement deals from three different websites, and you've typed up numbers on a notepad because you know you have no source for your claims.
>I've wasted enough time here
Frankly I am surprised you haven't left the thread with your tail between your legs yet.
>>
>>76787171
Their team is good. Problem is their defense. It's nothing at all, and bare bones as well.
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>>76787201
Every day.
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>>76787231
ask you mommy what is the difference between a website article and a source the next time you see her you stupid underage faggot
>>
>Lebrun: "I don't think Colorado's ownership cares about the team"
>Kroenke not caring about team.
Ok /hoc/ please rate.
>Move Avs back to Quebec
>Switch divisions for Quebec and Detroit
>Expand to Denver and bring back the Avs
Who says no?
>>
>>76787247
And here comes the anger, find a source yet princess?
Me:
>TSN
>THN
>Forbes

You:
>Notepad on an inbred slavs computer
>>
Canada is gay
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>>76787268
the avs finances are much better than the on ice product and as long as that doesn't change tough luck
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>>76787222
no it's mostly a meme here but it's quite popular. It has great live spectator numbers because how cheap the tickets are and the best teams are usually somewhere(middle-northern finland) where there isn't great football or hockey team. Otherwise it's pretty niche sport.
>>
>>76787268
At least Kroenke Jr isn't much of a nonce as his father
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Rick Ralph @RickRalphTSN
I'm told UFA goaltender Brian Elliott has been making tentative accommodation plans for Winnipeg. He's on the #nhljets radar.

IDS HABBENING
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>>76787237
their team is not good
>>
>>76787118

No, Boudreau's teams always overachieve in the regular season. Postseason is when they will fall off a cliff.
>>
>>76787310
is hockey the top sport or does divegrass take it? i would assume hokkei
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>>76787336
seriously all those good young goalies being throw from place to place during Vegas habbenings and the best Winnipeg can do is a fucking Elliot?
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>>76787422
You're forgetting it's Winnipeg, how many goalers want to play here?
They just need league average goalering to make the playoffs and Elliot will provide that.
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>>76787336
Hope you like a player that'll carry you to the playoffs and then give up 6 goals when you get there.
>>
>>76787416
Yeah hockey has better tv deals and better attendance. Football has more licenced players though.
>>
>>76787436
Wasn't Elliot bad on Calgary?
>>
>>76787458
he was so bad he can't possibly be that bad again
maybe
>>
>>76786994
>Oilers best team in the league
>Flyers
>Bruins
>Sabres
>Blackcocks worse than Mild
>Mild being that high
>No Habs
>No Sens
>Kings
>No Sharks
WEW anon.
I can't even say anything. Very disappointed...
>>
>>76787524
>shorks
its like you don't know they are all 400 year old men
>>
>>76786435
He won't ask for $14m. He could get it, but he's hyper competitive and will probably ask for $12m max.
>>
>"Nail Yakupov was not offered a qualifying offer by the St Louis Blues and will become an unrestricted free agent."
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>>76787458
Because Calgary a shit.
He could return to his St Louis numbers
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>>76787562
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>>76786994
pongs gonna get in with the wild card and win the cup. sid and geno already have their art ross and hart trophies and don't give a shit about the regular season. Probably won't even get out of second gear until march.
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>>76787372
It's impossible to overachieve. You can't be better than your skill level. You can play at the top of your ability and you can play under your ability.
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>>76787539
12 is still too much. It will cripple the orginazation just like the Blackhawks have been crippled by Kane and Toews.
>>
Fags
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>>76787680
This. The regular season will be the Ryan Reavengence tour. Blowing niggas the fuck out while potting 30 goals on Sids wing.
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>>76787775
Reaves dubs confirm
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>>76787787
Crosget reconfirms
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>>76787775
Crosby took a month off this year after the World Cup and still put up the second most points in the league. He's over it.
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>based Crosgod's autism compelling him to sign for far below what he's worth so the team can easily afford Malkin, Bill, Letang, etc. while other teams struggle in cap hell
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>>76787866

Didn't they make contracts like his illegal?
>>
>>76787659
adding a black guys and a muslim in the same offseason. most progressive team confirmed fuck white people.
>>
>>76787422
>>76787436
I wish they'd trade Hellebyuck before they ruin him.

I hate how shit Canadian franchises make a point to take American prospects and ruin them.
Meanwhile US franchises do a great job developing players.
>>
>>76788293
>implying laffs have already ruined matthews
Oh wait they already have
>>
>>76787524
You do realize that the Oilers still are going to maintain that core and also add yamamoto if he does well in training camp. Also, flyers and sabres could do well even when they both drafted memes. Minnesota is a regular season team that wins but will fail, and Chicago is aging fast. Same for the sharks. Also, sens lost methot. That defense is taking a hit
>>
Methot to Stars
>>
Methot heading to Dallas. Say goodbye to any chances at .500 hockey in Vegas
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>>76788405
Reminder that Dorion could have gotten something for Methot, but thought that trading him simply didn't feel right, so he let Vegas take him for free.
>>
>>76788012
Yes. New contracts are capped at 8 years, can decrease in value by no more than 35% per year and the final year can be no more than 50% of the first year. Crosby would have a $10.8M cap hit if his was calculated like a current contract. Crosby's second contract took up 17.3% of the cap, roughly the equivalent of $13M cap hit today
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>>76788423
So, he did it for free, you say....
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>>76787536
Here are some actual playoff prediction bitches.
Atlantic:
1) Lightning
2) Habs
3) Leafs
Metro:
1) Penguins
2) Capitals
3) Blue Jackets
4) Hurricanes
5) Islanders
Central:
1) Wild
2) Blackhawks
3) Predators
4) Jets
Pacific:
1) Oilers
2) Flames
3) Ducks
4) Sharks
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>>76788512
>Montreal makes it
>Toronto makes it
>Sharks are a wild card
>Jackets are THIRD


anon, this isn't happening. The sharks are old as fuck, and they lose goldoblin to the Canucks. Columbus could make it, but as a wild card. Islanders make second, and the Hawks are a wild card
>>
Stars gave Vegas a second round pick in 2020 and goalie prospect Dylan Ferguson for Methot.
>>
>snes
ahahahahahah what a garbage organization
>>
Vegas all out of leverage
>>
>>76788512
>Habs/Leafs
>Lightning/Canes (Weather battle)
>Blackhawks/Predators (Reddit battle)
>Oilers/Sharks rematch
>Wild/Jets
>Flames/Ducks rematch
>Capitals/BlueJackets (police battle)
Very good matchups anon.
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>>76786910
is that the "WHERE DA WYTE WOMAN AT" face?
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>>76788569
>trading a guy you just drafted

what is this, apehoop?
>>
>>76788567
>Montreal makes it
And..?
>Toronto makes it
What? They are a young up and coming team. Of course they will.
>Sharks are a wild card
Ok fair. But they usually do better than expected and after Yeo's Blues everyone else is a dumpster fire.
>Jackets are third
See what I wrote under Leafs.
>Islanders 2nd
Anon I'm laughing really hard at you.
>Hawks wildcard
I know we hate them but do you really believe that the Blues/Jets/Stars can be better than them after the Predators and Mild meme teams?
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>>76788512
That western conference reminds me of a fleet lying at anchor
>>
Stars are goin to be so fucking elite
>>
>>76788797
They are addressing what they needed to. Goaltendie and defense. I'm cautiously optimistic
>>
Methot - Klingberg
Hamhuis - Honka
Lindell - John

Bishop
Lehtonen

Pretty good.
>>
>>76788912
Not even that bad for them.
>>
>>76788912
Very underwhelming. How is Klingberg gonna play D when he's on the power play 80% of his time on ice.
>>
>>76788888
quints check
>>
>>76788912
It's good enough if our offense becomes elite again. Really Bishop in net is the best thing about it
>>
>>76788980
>Bishop in net
Why don't people realize he's not good?
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>Finnish Tendie-Tandem broken
>drafted best d-man of this years draft
>Lindell got an extension
>if offense gets rid of injuries it's almost the same as last playoff run

CAN THIS BE >OUR YEAR LADS
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>>76788707
>mfw the King of Nanjing immediately becomes the Shogun to McDavid's God-Emperor
>>
>>76789008
Nigga anything is fucking better than lehtonen-niemi. We don't need a world class top 5 goalie, we just need someone good enough to make key saves
>>
>>76789033
Okay, still not Bishop.
>>
>>76789042
Uhh yes. Bishop is actually quite solid
>>
>>76789009
No.
>>
https://youtu.be/6PAA-725ob8
>>
>>76789009
>hitchcock
>>
>>76789174
No bullying. This is all hedmans fault anyway
>>
Gaudreau - Monahan - Bennett
Tkachuk - Backlund - Frolik
Ferland - Jankowski - Brouwer
Bouma - Stajan - Chiasson/Lazar

Giordano - Hamilton
Brodie - Hamonic
Wotherspoon/Kulak - Stone

Smith
Gillies

So far the Flimflams lineup is looking something like this next year assuming they resign Stone and don't resign Versteeg. They should probably upgrade their left defense and on the wing before the season starts. Kulikov's shitty season may have tanked his value and put him in Calgary's price range if they're lucky, but someone Hunwick or Quincy's status would be more likely or maybe they'll even try and sign Jokipakka since the Sens didn't qualify him. Forwards are a bit slimmer pickings this year, but they might be a good fit for one of either Williams or old man Jagr on their top line.
Thoughts?
>>
TBL 105
OTT 103
MTL 98

WSH 116
PIT 114
CAR 98

CBJ 94
BOS 94

MIN 105
NSH 100
CHI 100

EDM 104
ANA 98
LAK 92

WIN 98
DAL 94

I don't know why everyone is having a hard time with this, it's pretty easy
>>
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>>76789329
>>
>>76789329
>WSH 116
:/
>>
>>76789311
Playoffs
>>
>>76789353
what is your favorite team and why did my standings triggered you
>>76789374
They are good when games don't matter
>>
>>76789311
The forwards are too weak to win the cup and with the Hamonic trade they now have to win in the next three years. People like to compare them to Nashville but even then they are inferior. Johansen > Monahan, Forsberg > Gaudreau. Smith is shakey as fuck and prone to freakouts when he doesn't get his way. The first time he does one of those it will be all over the sports news cycle, unlike in Arizona where no one cared about him.
>>
>>76789329
>Washington wins the President's trophy again, only to get booted out in the second round again
Yes please.
>>
>>76789438
nah they get booted out by Boston because Bergeron counter Ove
>>
>>76789329
>bruins
>>
>>76789466
their is no other team tho

>rags have no center
>islanders lost hamonic
>laffs, not happening

rest is crap
>>
>>76789496
>overrating stephan
>overrating hamonic
>team that swept the season series

any one of those teams is a safer bet than the bruins, who were just yet another team that built momentum from firing their coach.
>>
Costco >>>>>>>>>>> Publix
>>
>>76789626
Trash tier post
>>
>>76789562
True, but I think you are underrating massively Bruins defense

Chara-Carlo
Krug-McAvoy
Someone-McQuaid
Miller

t. sens fan that just saw the Bruins and the Rangers team recently.
>>
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>>76789636
>"""white""" southerner thinks his opinion matters
Lmao
>>
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>tfw you have to babysit another swedish forward next year
>>
>>76789329
See this
>>76786994
>>
>>76789329
>No Rangers
>>
>>76789418
Gaudreau is honestly much better than anyone else you listed.
>>
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>>76789852
Maybe in the regular season
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>>76789880
>mfw he has to be benched for his own protection in the playoffs
>>
>>76789851
sorry that you are not yet realizing that the >rags roster is the worst since the last lockout
>>
>>76789880
I can't be the only one here who hates his stupid faggot child face?
>>
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>tfw you aren't a manlet dwarf like johnny gaudreau
>>
>>76789851
The rags suck ass
>>
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>>76789956
Not unless you're Ryan Getzlaf
>>
>>76789880
An Anaheim series doesn't count. Curses and shit.
>>
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>>76789709
>USA average: 61%

lmaooo
>>
>>76789708
And you're massively overrating their offense ability, lack of depth offensively, lack of goaltending consistency and their lack of goaltending depth.

I don't see the >rags dropping over 10 points in the standings because Stepan is gone when they somehow managed to stay relevant enough against the super hot BJs, the cup champions and the perennial President's winners.
>>
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Are we, dare I say, back?
>>
>>76789965
Watch as he attempts to slewfoot an actual man, then learns his place:
>>76783705
>>
>>76790077
Only when they move back to Canada.
>>
>>76790077
>doan gone
kinda sad desu
>>
>>76790010
You're going to have to beat either them or Edmonton (or both) to escape the Pacific. The Flames were 1-12 against those teams last year and were outscored 51-34
>>
>>76790153
xD hot take lad
>>
>>76790162
Doan is a piece of shit
>>
>>76790077
not this year, but in 2-3 years you could beat the Kings and the Sharks
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>you need to give us a 1st to have us not take methot
>we traded methot for a 2nd rounder 2 years from now

does mcphee hate ottawa
>>
Kings are now a stagnating boys club. They're not gonna go anywhere
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>>76790208
The Yotes have meme'd all over the Kongs already
>>
>>76790235
they embarrassed them because they had a shit team, tho
>>
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>>76790235

National /hoc/idays desu
>>
>>76790276
>That islanders blunder

I fucking remember being so pissed from that goal that I wanted to scream
>>
>>76790030
At least our president doesn't wear Muslim socks at a gay pride event
>>
>kongs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ge1NcMt4RE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjgMJ2ITbF8

>kongs
>>
>>76790180
That mad that your team will move within the decade?
>>
>>76790448
>>76790448
>>76790448
NEW
>>76790448
>>76790448
>>76790448
>>
>>76790456
>early
Absolutely revolting
>>
>>76779681
How can one Anon be THIS based?
>>
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500th for the sexbomb
>>
>>76790373
Who were the Oilers even starting as goalie for that game? It seems so long ago that they were shit given the influx of happy Oilers fans posting (Before the 3-0 lead was blown)
>>
>>76781591
That's a big line
>>
>>76790510
Bachman. They were so fucked that Pouliot was playing center
>>
>>76783641
Fucking kek'd
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