/heem/: tim boetsch edition

VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/13287106
http://www.strawpoll.me/13287106
http://www.strawpoll.me/13287106

CHIMPOUT

Lee BTFO Tony Ferguson

THE FUCKING SEED

>c-chiesa won the popular vote
lmao @ all these triggered white bois

FERGUSON GETTING ROASTED BY LEE LMFAO

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>>76778685
Thanks NerdPad!

someone pls explain why the stoppage was good

"hurrr he was about to go out" is not good enough, sorry

>>76778716
>Jacaresperg has found a new fighter to bandwagon

Yoel heems Whittaker

I want to eat and roll around in kish's poop also the stoppage was legit

>>76778724
how 'bout
'he was already out'

That was a bad stoppage.

Fight me you goofs, I will fuck up anybody in here

>>76778685
johnny had his knee down why didn't the ref give him a time out? also cheisa tapped I saw it

lmao this banter on FS1

>BUT CHIESA WON THE POPULAR VOTE

>>76778727
Easilly, 100% my guy

>>76778724
Europeans get to go to bed earlier

>>76778678
>>76778698
If you're not fighting the hands, the ref is going to think you're out.

Kevin lee is calling out tony ferguson and tony said kevin is not up to his standards yet. Thoughts ?

>he was already out
LOL @ this sad meme

>>76778727
oh I disagree

>>76778751
Tony should wait for the belt, whether it be Conor or Khabib.

>>76778737
Hendricks seriously slipped and twisted his ankle in the poop, that's why he stayed on one knee

>>76778750
right but a good ref wouldn't

>>76778751
Lee needs to fight Khabib

>>76778750
Fighting hands isn't a requirement to keep the clock rolling. You niggas obsessed with defending this shitass ref for some reason

>>76778724
How about the fight just wasnt close at all? It was a dominating performance by kevin lee and the ref had simply seen enough also chiesa was not helping himself but just leaving his arms limp

>Lee vs Tony

Please make this shit happen Dana

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>still no kish shit edition general
wow

Chiesa won that fight

>>76778778
Being conscious is a requirement doe.

>>76778740
Kevin does need 1 more fight. Barboza is a good one he could beat barboza. Tyron and kevin lee teaming up as the black guys suffering from racism lol

>>76778751
That's unironically a good match up.

>>76778778
Right, but if your hands are limp and your eyes are glassy, the ref will think you're out. Hell, a lot of people watching it thought Chiesa was out.

Yamasaki did nothing wrong.

No Webm or video of shit incident?

UFC youtube doesn't have a post-fight presser scheduled

>>76778807
no man, none, not any at all, sorry

>>76778789
He was obviously conscious my dude. Mario was the only person involved with this who couldn't tell.

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>>76778813

Listening to Ferguson butcher the English language as a native speaker is honestly uncomfortable.

>>76778807
not really gfycat /IllinformedInexperiencedAsiantrumpetfish

>>76778825
Tonys gettin older and hes got lotsa miles fighting

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>>76778823

Guys I am a black belt in karate and you guys wouldn't understand how hardcore I am. FUCK YOU TOURIST FIGHT NIGHT CASUALS.

So, with my hardcore fight experiance in mind, I totally thin the stoppage was early. His face was purple and his arms dropped limp but I have come back from worse when sparing.

FUCK YOU ALL WHO DON"T UNDERSTAND THE TRUE NATURAL OF COMBAT SPORTS

>>76778825
Twitter or is ferguson at conference?

Gained a lot of respect for Woodley. He's the only one who gave Kevin Lee a fair shake.

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>>76778838

>>76778768
Lee doesn't deserve to fight Khabib unless he wants his asshole stretched. He can fight Barboza.

>>76778787
*SSsnnnnnniiiiiiiiiffffffff*

>>76778787
what am I looking at?

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>>76778845

>>76778842
Fs1 event recap

>>76778858
nothing, this was not the point where kish shit herself

>>76778727
Can't Heem someone you can't catch.

what's big rigg's excuse going to be?

>>76778844
Because he takes the side of every black dude all the time. Of course he's going to push for Kevin "Dropped Out of Club Wrestling" Lee to fight fucking Khabib ffs. Is this the planet earth? Do people realize the difference between Lee and Tony/Khabib?

>>76778847
Khabib doesn't deserve titleshot or interim belt fuck him

>>76778842
UFC Live or whatever that faggot UFC tv show is. He was failing as an analyst and got royally BTFO by Kevin Lee, then got all flustered and stumbled through a horrific promo.

>>76778859
Couldn't even open that. The background burned my eyes.

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Kevin Lee is The GOAT Lightweight

>>76778844
Are you black by any chance

>>76778888
Low-key as fuck

>>76778872
He was way too small for the weight class, in the same division that has Luke Rockhold

>>76778778
Actually the rules state that if you stop intelligently defending yourself the fight is over.

Waving your hands like you're trying to become an angel doesn't qualify.

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>>76778888
It has been spoken.

>>76778879
Based on his skill alone he does. It sucks but that's the way it is. There is no one else for him to fight but Tony at this point and Tony knows it. He's the number one contender.

man, i am glad the people who post up scat pictures were not here.

>>76778871
Australian cheering for whittaker. Weird

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The all American boy even said bad stoppage

>>76778911
they're too busy watching columbo on their local MeTV affiliate

>>76778819
No, he wasn't. He said in the post-fight interview he was going for elbow pressure on the mat and to scramble out. For the last second of the fight there was neither, his eyes were glazed and his legs went limp. Get the fuck over it.

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>>76778913
Yeah, I don't get it

>>76778874
This is LW. Anyone in the Top 15 can beat anyone. It's that deep.

>>76778910
We don't even know if he can still make weight, could be next Johnny Hendricks for all we know

>>76778922
Kek

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>>76778870
>>76778858

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>>76778918
>Look what Kish got out of earlier in night

Mario Nagasaki bombs in another main event

>>76778926
complete casual heem urself

Yamasaki did stop it early but it was over for Chiesa, he had started going limp when it was stopped

Alright you faggot casuals, LISTEN UP. Go back and watch 99% of fights where the match is stopped because of an opponent passing out. You will see a few things. You will see the ref tell the fighter to give them a sign that they're okay (verbal or thumbs up), you will also see them shake the fighters arm or hand for a response. If there is no response to either of those assessments, it is clear that the fight has passed out. In this case, yamasaki gave chiesa ZERO chances to clarify that he is still awake. He didn't ask for a sign, or physically check if chiesa is responsive. It was an early stoppage, chiesa was not out (whether or not he was eventually going to go out is not an argument, yamasaki should stop it when chiesa is actually out after making sure he is out). Yamasaki fucked up, did a panic move, and stopped the fight early. End of story. Anything past that is debating hypotheticals.

>>76778918
Ha ha, Weidman would say that, because he thinks he got robbed in his last fight.

Sorry, but the officiators made the right call in both situations. Weidman was done, and Chiesa was done.

>>76778911
They are, they're just not mad enough yet. If he keeps metaphorically exposing himself, though, it won't be long

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>>76778941
Can't wait for some black beass memes

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>When that "NC (Overturned" hits just right

Would anyone here even want to see a Chiesa/Lee rematch?

Is Lee going to fuck Chiesa's mom now?

>>76778941
absolutely kino schaub

>>76778969
No, Lee is just better and it showed

>>76778969
Fuck no, Lee outclassed that scrub in every way.

>>76778959
>not fighting the choke
>glassy eyes
>limp hands
>been in the choke for almost ten seconds already
>not doing any kind of defense at all
Yamasaki did nothing wrong.

>>76778969
No, not really

>>76778969
Why not. 2 wins for the price of 1 for Lee. He was still beating the shit out of Chiesa even before the quick stop.

someone webm this
https://twitter.com/FancyCombat/status/879179055588921346

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Kish caca.

>>76778969
Not really, they're both garbage fighters desu.

>>76778969
No. They tried to hype the fight but it just wasnt. Move on to a new matchup. Chiesa vs paul felder or some shit

>>76778959
I will take "defending yourself intelligently" for 100 Alex.

Your daily double: "Dropping your arms and going limp"

Answer: "What are things that will cause a stoppage"

>>76778986
Coming up

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>>76778960

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>>76778927
Nz is rightful australian clay.

robert knows this.

>>76778969
The division is deep. We don't need to see a rematch between them. Let them both fight other opponents.

>>76778941
I watch this fight closely and I can tell you that its not her shit. I dint stop looking at their asses for a second, if there was shit coming out I would have seen it.

>>76778987
not the first time a schaub has been dropped in the octagon

>>76778969
y-yes, its better than 95% of UFC match ups coming up.

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>>76778986

>>76778969
No, things were a little wild before Lee took the back. Wouldn't want my boy taking risks on this beard doofus when he could be moving up in the division

>>76778953
clasp your palms tight behind your neck and touch your elbows together

>>76779003
>>76778986

hoiw about this detective work.

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>>76779005
>not the first time a schaub has been dropped in the octagon
Jesus Christ.

>>76779003
there must have been a 3rd shitter! #conspiracy

>>76778928
For sure Michael Johnson can beat Khabib and Barboza can beat Tony 100%. Let's have Lee fight Barboza and then see what happens.

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>>76779005

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>>76779005
It's not healthy for you to dislike someone this much Australia.

Bellator was way better desu. Lee is my boy

>mfw Kevin Lee will be the reason Mayweather beats Conor
>mfw Kevin Lee will be the reason Conor loses the Lightweight Belt

>>76778934
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised by that at this point.

>>76779003
dude she shit but it took a moment to start seeping out of her shorts

>>76779047
Lee getting knocked out at Mayweather's gym certainly shows when gets outstruck by grapplers

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BASED

/ourgirl/

https://twitter.com/JustineKish/status/879195708351533060

lmao i like her

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>>76779003
>>76778606
>The state of Brazilian eyesight tonight

>>76779058
Nobody can stop Lee, pal. A lot of grapplers are strong punchers.

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Oh my

>>76779059
New girl claimed

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>>76779059
Decent

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>>76779076

>>76779068
>>76779059
good girl owning up to that. i legit want to see where she goes from here.

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>>76779076
He stepped on dogshit

>>76779072
The "legendary striker" Leandro Santos begs to differ. His last KO before Lee was by a fucking head kick against a nobody in Brazil in 2008. How about Lee gets a rematch with him before he tries to play with the big boys?

>>76779076
Wait, who shit themselves? Is that actually shit?

>>76779095
if she fixes her TDD she can go far IMO, she has pretty much no defence but very few at SW hit hard enough to make her pay for it.

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>>76779098
>

>>76779105
Listen white boi, I know you're triggered that a brotha won a fight but let it go.

Jose Aldo has a iron chin and got KO'ed, it happens.

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BASED DANA

>>76779105
shit happens, Lee is super talented and just beat the number 6 ranked LW.

>now he wants to fight Tony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H86fav_AakA

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>>76779076
perro caca

>>76779125
lol this shit is why i still like dana after all these years

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>>76779112
Yes, that's Kish crapping her shorts. They did a bad job cleaning it up as you can see

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>>76779115
You really think I'm just gonna let you clean up that shit jon?

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>>76779125
Dana going in.

>>76779142
i love tim boetsch.

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>>76779125
>It's real
Based fucking Dana.

>>76779148
You know I would absolutely shit myself if you ever did something like that, right? I'm not saying I would fight you, I'm saying I would shit myself.

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In other news;
Has Rocksalt literally not fought since The King took his soul.

Holy crackers lads.

Matchups for Lee:
Iaquinta
Barboza
MJ/Gaethje winner

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Post matches to make after UFC Fight Night 112.

Kevin Lee vs Michael Chiesa
Tim Boestch vs Weidman-Gastelum winner
Felice Herrig vs Torres-Lima winner
Justine Kish vs Courtney Casey
Dominick Reyes vs Luis Henrique Da Silva
Tim Means vs Mike Perry
Alex Garcia vs Nordine Taleb
Clay Guida vs Joe Lauzon
Eric Koch vs Devin Powell
Marvin Vettori vs Chris Camozzi
Carla Esparza vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Maryna Moroz vs Jessica Aguilar
Darrell Horcher vs Diego Sanchez
Jared Gordon vs Dennis Siver
Michel Quinones vs Damien Brown
Tony Martin vs Damir Hadzovic
Johnny Case vs Dan Hooker
Jeremy Kimball vs Devin Clark

Retire/Cut:

Johny Hendricks, BJ Penn, Joachim Christensen, Josh Stansbury, Vitor Miranda

>>76779166
I like MJ/Gaethje winner desu

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>>76779163
Wew, made me audibly kek reading that in jon's voice I can't compete. What you think about Feyodor's fight last night felt real bad for the guy Mitrione had way longer reach and landed first

Imagine being Chiesa's mother tonight. Imagine her diddling herself to the thought of Kevin Lee fucking her with his BBC while Mike cries in the corner and watched

JUST IMAGINE

>>76779170
>Kevin Lee vs Michael Chiesa
Fuck off.

>Tim Boestch vs Weidman-Gastelum winner
lol Boestch isn't even ranked

>Carla Esparza vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Get the fuck out of here. She's #8. Karolina is #2.

>>76779181
I think it makes sense and if he wins then it would cement him as a good contender at 155. The division will be permanently held up until Khabib/Tony happens and Conor's delayed retirement, so getting Lee against the winner would be good.

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>JUST IMAGINE

no thanks

>>76779190
jfc america

>>76779125
Holy fuck based Dana is a savage

Kinda funny that the asian ref ruined Cheisa's career. Lmafao

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>>76779198
Chiesa didn't tap or go out, it's only fair that he get a rematch
Boetsch will be ranked after this
Karolina got choked out in the first round in her last fight, and Carla just won a UD

>>76779212
Chiesa proved he's a bit overhyped. Lee mauled him. He's way higher in the rankings than he should be.

>>76778969

It's not going to ungoof my picks, so no. I dislike both fighters and don't care to see either again.

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>>76779189
I spammed the fuck out of that "Fedor can crusher" meme image but I was rooting for him and felt terrible about him getting heem'd like that.

I don't dislike Matt despite being a meathead, but that shit was awful for the feels.

Still, what a great event. Rate it my nigga.

>>76779220
This is LW. Everyone is that good. Rankings are constantly shifting, because everyone's beating everyone.

The only reason Khabib hasn't lost is that he hasn't faced enough top level competition.

>>76779220
he beat Benny and has a better recent resume at LW than anyone bellow him

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>>76779005

>>76779125

Mario absolutely obliterated.

>>76779235
Nah Khabib is fighting Tony. It's just business get over it

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>>76779076

>splitting threads again

fucking goofs

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Where's the fuckin post-fight presser? Links all unavailable

>both Perry and Lee were born in Michigan

coincidence?

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>>76779005

>>76779252
Perry would heem Lee back to the ghetto

>>76779251
doesn't look like there is one, it's listed on fightpass

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POTN bonuses:

Kimball
Reyes
Boetsch
Lee

all well deserved, Gordon could have got one if he didn't miss weight.

>people underestimating Lee

77 inch reach bitches

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>>76779228
Same here I can't hate on Mitrione, just a bad way for Fedor to go out. I'd give that lellator card a solid 8/10 went better than expected even if Fedor/Mitrione ended fast and Chael went for a safe win. I think things are getting alot better for bellator and we can expect dank memes in the near future

>>76779251
>>76779262
it's *not listed on fightpass

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>>76779263
>Lee getting a bonus
He didn't win the fight
Chiesa never tapped or went out

>>76779267
That's almost unreal.

>>76779268
heemly reminder that Bellator basically has it's own version of fightpass for free on its website. 500+ fights.

>>76779095
>i legit want to see where she goes from here.
the toilet

>>76779274
check the record bud, also regardless of the stoppage being early it was still a very good performance from Lee

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>>76779282

>>76778780
Frankie vs Maynard 2 and 3 should have been stopped round 1.
The fight just wasn't close at all.

>>76779170
Tim means vs perry is spicy my man

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>>76779268
It was a god-tier meme card. It had the feel of a Rizin or even an old Pride freakshow event to it.

>My sides when this happened

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>>76778685
Lee vs Barboza when?

>>76779296
what the fuck is wrong with Tito.

>>76779255
lee would send perroid back to the trailer park

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>>76779311
Tito is a being of pure spaghetti

>>76779296
"Im the father of jennas kids tito"

>>76779251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCusd-QSrYU

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>>76779305
That had me laughing when I saw it live. Didn't chandler drop that other dude badly? He could have probably heem'd him if it went on longer but you know.. Quality is getting better and that's a great thing! What you think of Phil Davies fight?

>>76778992
Doesn't apply to submissions, you cunt.

>>76779296
The man has a head like a fucking safe

>>76779125
Am I the only guy who thinks Yamasaki is making a M and a Y instead of a heart [spoiler]or is that the joke[/spoiler]?

>>76779337
Looks like Mr. Potato Head desu

>>76779198
Karolina is garbage.

>>76779142
He definitely slipped on the shit moisture.

Ufc got exposed by Bellator this weekend desu

so did that woman actually shit herself or was it something else?

>>76779335
If you act like you're limp when caught in an RNC, expect the ref to stop it.

Yamasaki

Did

Nothing

Wrong

https://youtu.be/SqVIPESnJEw?t=3m44s

low-key god just destroyed cuckey

>>76779125
Yamazaki bout to get the pink slip soon and Chielsa vs Lee 2 incoming again boys

>>76779360
>If you act like you're limp when caught in an RNC, expect the ref to stop it.

The ref is supposed to determine that you're out by checking your responsiveness. Mario did not. He fucked up royally, and this is getting overturned.

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>elquackey

>>76779381
lol this is Oklahoma, not Brazil. It's not getting overturned.

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>>76779349
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

>>76779125
get em

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>>76779368
>You know

>>76779381
>this is getting overturned

Lmao not happening. Would be an uproar over racial discrimination

David Ginola/Jurgen Klinsmann brought it over from Europe to the Premier League.

>>76779368
Tony is legitimately retarded. He just talked himself out of a title shot and into a fight with Kevin Lee

>>76779189
Another Reebok palace

just

>>76779394
Not sure what you mean by this. The first Evinger-Kunitskaya bout in KC got overturned and there was a clear tap.

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>>76779328
He would've murked Primus if he didn't fuck his leg up desu. They're gonna rematch and Chandler's eager for blood for sure my man.

>Phil Davies
Actually missed it because I had to take a shit but I'm glad Bader got it. He's in his mid 30s, let the man hold a belt before he retires.

>>76778276

Fight Night 112 Official picks results.

>Penn vs. Siver
41/84 (48.8%)
>Means vs. Garcia
56/84 (66.7%)
>Christensen vs. Reyes
67/84 (79.8%)
>Herrig vs. Kish
52/84 (61.9%)
>Boetsch vs. Hendricks
32/84 (38.1%)
>Chiesa vs. Lee
31/84 (36.9%)

>Complete goofs
n/a
>1 fight correct
3/84 (3.6%)
>2 fights correct
15/84 (17.9%)
>3 fights correct
32/84 (38.1%)
>4 fights correct
20/84 (23.8%)
>5 fights correct
11/84 (13.1%)
>Perfect picks
3/84 (3.6%)

>>76779436
nice

>>76779438
lucky bastard

>>76779436
Graphic coming up famalam

>>76779436
3 people itt picked only a single fight correctly.. wow

>>76779447

Make sure you use the new one, messed up the 2 fight count.
>>76779443

>Lee dresses up like the discount Russell Westbrook because he can't afford to be Westbrook
>Chimps out at press conference
>omg guys my fukin boy LMAO XD
>"""""""""""""""""wins"""""""""""""""" fight tonight
>low key boy guise XD XD
>That's some """"""""""""""""boy"""""""""""""""" you have there.
God people here are so fucking stupid

>>76779395
She's a heavy bag with a chin. Andrade would finish her in round 1.

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>>76779465
This. Especially Fight night casuals who only come here once or twice a month.

Whenever you see one of these autists boying people like him, just ignore and move on.

>>76779460
if they fight, andrade will win via wrassling, won't want to stand with her.

People were saying Chiesa's mom is actually pretty hot. I missed them showing her, anyone cap that?

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>>76779465 said

It's MMA fans in general that are cancerous, not /heem/

>>76779470
The only people who would boy Kevin Lee are baiting memespouters, niggers, and complete casuals

>fight gets overturned
>round 2 gets booked
>Chiesa knocks out Lee

Blacks are gonna freak!

Was there any fighters in the audience last night?

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>>76779482
Yeh, best to ignore them like you would ignore a Poocare poster. Glad that cancer's over after Whittaker fed him his hands.

>>76779480
Ask Kevin Lee

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racist /pol/ crossposters RAGING right now

WHAT NOW WHITE BOYS

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>>76779451
I got you famalam. Nice job again. You wanna take a shot at yesterday's Bellator? There was no winners tho so its kinda pointless

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>>76779480
she was saying this to Kevin Lee

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>>76779500
>>76779451
Whoops, wrong image

>>76779483
be perfect

then make it a triology. need some way to deal with the congestion. it's conor, tony and khabib land, arch duke barbosa, nate diaz endless vacation. LW prospect hell (cheisa and lee's home)

>>76779482
Quiet goat fucker, Lee is based af. He's an exiting version of Colby

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DON'T YOU EVER TELL MY MOM I TAPPED

>>76779509
Fuck off, Kevin.

>>76779504

I'm surprised we went positive overall. Christensen being such a known can was the only reason we did.

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>>76779504
You people doing this might be losers, but don't think your efforts go unnoticed. We appreciate both the picks and the post-fight Goofs vs Winners image.

You're an unironic asset to the general and may your hearts be blessed for it.

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>>76779526
>you poeple doing this might be losers
>you're an unironic asset

what an acoustic compliment

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>>76779504
>Simpson image wins
pottery. We might as well be Simpsons general

>>76779538
I fightfu post but even I think that's pushing the limits. She's not attractive

What connection does Chiesa have to Oklahoma City, if any? Kevin Lee said he was born there, but Wikipedia says otherwise.

>>76779554
Thats where Kevin Lee planted the seed in Chiesa's mom

>>76779500

For sure, link me the Bellator goofs chart and I'll count it up tomorrow. If you could link the clean version too that would be great, just in case any names are hidden.

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Serious question guys:

I'm a bit of a socially phobic sperg. Would doing BJJ help me become comfortable with physical contact in social situations (especially when it comes to women)?

I get the impression doing something like BJJ could do wonders for social anxiety, provided its not too overwhelming.

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No ufc this weekend. Do we do picks for ONE, LFA, ACB, or take a week off? It would be 90% guess picks but ACB is on YouTube so we could all watch it

>>76779584

Are any of those promotions worth watching?

>>76779582
Probably. It'll get you dealing with people on a regular basis and probably help your confidence issues as you get in shape and get better at choking people.

>>76779582
It did for me but people act like bjj is full of spergs. I'm the only one at my gym, everyone else is a chad and a few girls come sometimes who i dont talk to

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>>76779581
Have at it my guy

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post rare titos

>>76779600
you mean they don't talk to you

>>76779590
It's hit or miss mainly. Every ACB card I've watched has been more than enjoyable with some being knockoutfest and some having spicefest dropped between snoozers. It's better than nothing

>>76779615
Both

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>>76779614

>>76779622
it's probably because they're intimidated, anon

I hope Yamasaki lets the next guy in a choke die

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>>76779582
Look, man. If I learned anything from MMA and practising martial arts in general is that true confidence comes under the mantle of complete and utter relaxation. A childhood friend of mine and fellow shitposter here exemplified this to me by saying that Gunnar Nelson could walk into 99% of the rooms on the planet and kill everyone there with his bare hands, yet he isn't boastful or even mildly extravagant in his attitude.

He walks as the calmest motherfucker on the planet and that got me thinking. Having the knowledge that you can easily either beat or submit the vast majority of people you meet can offer you that true confidence and later on true relaxation.

I was never a sperg but there were moments when I felt myself a bit overwhelmed by my circumstances. All of that shit changed after I started to trane and eventually it never came back.

So do it. It'll help you. Even if you're a friendless dork, you're bound to come in contact with other people. I met people since being here in Spain, the gyms are the same everywhere you go. It's awkward in the dressing room, but after a session of training you feel like you could go with those people and have a drink because of the comradery. If you become a regular even better.

Stop wasting time overthinking this, just Mountain Dew it.

>>76779638
at least wait until they go limp I always say

>>76779633
It's probably because there is a lot of people at my gym so they have no reason to talk to me. Know of the males talk to me either other than my training partner

>>76779648
are you the outcast? every gym has one

>>76779644
How long you been training for and in what?

>>76779644
Are there good opportunities to smell women's feet when grappling? I've got some spending money I could use to sign up for classes.

>>76779653
Yes probably, they don't dislike me but I bet if I suddenly stopped going they wouldn't notice

What's with all the cringey misquotes on MMA videos on youtube.

"He was never my friend."- Kenny Florian

>>76779677
Florian's plagarism started the joke.

>>76779677
It's a meme you dip, Kenny Florian was suspended from Fox over plagiarism, so now he plagiarizes quotes in comments

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>>76779665
MMA for 9 years, almost 10. But it's shit because I keep moving from place to place and never stuck with the same gym for more than three years on the count of moving and travelling.

Right now I'm doing mostly Kickboxing, Boxing and Muay Thai. Some wrestling drills too. I dropped BJJ because I don't have that much interest in it, but next year around September I'll start again. Might move to Iceland for a year to train at Mjolnir.

>>76779671
God damn it, Anon. Since you insist, yeah, there are plenty of qts at the gym and you get to be up and close to them. It gets intense sometimes amongst the sweat and the pheromones and what have you, but I guess it overpowers some more than others.

Spaniard girls usually go nuts over Scandinavians, it'd be easy to get pussy here if one (read: yours truly) was interested in such affairs.

>>76779686
"To jest pamięć, drapiesz."
- Poland, wearing a Minecraft shirt.

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who /poop/ here

>>76779608

Alright we've got a bunch of jokers making meme picks I'll need interpreted

First column, fifth row:
>le striking black guy
Larkin? or Lima?
>easiest dicc in the division
Davis? or Bader?

Second column, first row:
>phil baroni
Davis, I assume
>Micheal bisping
I think I'm just going to have to score this as wrong, since I have no idea if he meant Chandler or Primus
>Douglas Costa
Again, that doesn't sound like either Larkin or Lima

Fourth column, third row from bottom
>molested by priest boy
Lima?

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>>76779614

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APOLOGIZE

>that ref stepped on it
>Hendricks landed near it

>>76779716
>>easiest dicc in the division
>Davis? or Bader?
Not him, but I can confirm it's Bader, based on my copypasta

this was an underrated weekend for mmamemes

>aaron pico shitting the bed
>justine kish shitting the cage
>lellator championship changing hands on an ankle injury

what else

Tbh if you agree with the stoppage you're almost certainly black.

>>76779729
i dont agree with it but i also recognize that with 30 seconds left chiesa probably taps out regardless

>>76779685
>>76779686
That shit is Reddit tier

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>>76779699
How the fuck did google get drapiesz from dip ?
Drapiesz means "you scratch"


Were the prelims of 112 spicy lads ? Couldn't stay up last night, watched Herrig, Rigg and main event already

>>76779716

Ok I guess Douglas Costa is Lima and Michael Bisping is Chandler, which leaves
>striking black guy (I assume Larkin), and >molested by priest boy (I assume Lima).

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>>76779732
It's a meme from youtube comments, what do you expect buddeh

>>76779500

Oh by the way I don't know if you have room for a fun fact somewhere on there, but three people in this card submitted a bonus pick for Esparza vs. Moroz and all three of them got it wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH1VAk9X9VA
>tfw MMA Digest is a leaf

>>76778685
Johny is my eternal boy. He is WAY too small for the MW division though (same division as Luke Rockhold). Boetsch said in his post-fight interview that he almost got KO'd by one of Johny's haymakers, so it shows that Bigg Rigg has still got it.

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>>76779735
"Dip" kept giving me "dive" in all languages so I tried "dipshit". What the fuck?

>Prelims
Fightpass was decent, Fox Sports shit was garbage.

>>76779728
Mario Mazzagatti, Wanderlei Silva getting salty about double leg takedowns somewhat less so

>>76779746
>he almost got KO'd by one of Johny's haymakers

he was just being nice saying johny came close to tagging him. i doubt it would have put boetsch out, stun him at best

>>76779644
>Gunnar Nelson could walk into 99% of the rooms on the planet and kill everyone there with his bare hands
He trains at sbg so no, no he couldn't

my boy Yamasaki did nothing wrong

>>76779765
it's time to hang em up, mario

>>76779722
Those sunglasses are unironically too tight for his head.

>>76779728
>lellator championship changing hands on an ankle injury
Could you imagine if Sonnen had lasted 30 more seconds against Jones and gotten the victory from a toe injury? I'll never get over that missed opportunity.

>>76779772
between that and coming 3 minutes away from 50-45'ing a prime anderson, chael's career had a chance to be as epic as he talks like it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuCYXrQpxC0

>>76779772
>gotten the victory from a toe injury

i still wonder if they would've stopped that fight

i remember uriah hall had a pretty gnarly broken toe and convinced the doctor to let him keep fighting

>>76779790
Who deh fook is dis guy?

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>wake up
>groggy see some webms of this bitch shitting all over the cage
>think nothing of it
this bitch literally shit all over the cage

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>>76779798
I think Jones was much worse

>>76779790
He's shaking because of adrenaline, idiots think shaking means scared

>>76779818
Bellator won hands down this week in the MMA wars.

This is alot like the WCW vs WWF in the 90s.

>>76779824
Well, Bellator isn't a multi-billionaire company like WWF. If it had billionaire backers, then possibly

in his post-fight speech did Chael go full #fakenews and claim he tapped Tito?

>>76779739

Derp, the second one is clearly Freeman, the altar boy.

Why am I doing this shit right now anyways? Too tired to think straight.

>>76779824
bellator unironically picked the perfect time and place to bring Goldie back to MMA, and in small reasonable doses

memorable card. i hope they do well but i can never see many people buying their ppvs

would've helped a lot more if the main event wasnt a snoozer after all the other shit

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will sherdog get their interview now?

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>>76779864

>>76779864
sauce me this shit

>>76779887
someone gimme a rundown on braaap posting

Who is more Dad bod and dad face Hendricks or Boetsch ?

>>76779908
Obviously Boetsch. Is that even a question?