>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am GMT
5 Round Lightweight Main Event:
Mike Chiesa (14-2-0) vs. Kevin Lee (15-2-0)
Middleweight
Johny Hendricks (18-6-0) vs. Tim Boetsch (20-11-0)
Women's Strawweight
Felice Herrig (12-6-0) vs. Justine Kish (6-0-0)
Light Heavyweight
Joachim Christensen (14-5-0) vs. Dominick Reyes (6-0-0)
Welterweight
Tim Means (26-8-1) vs. Alex Garcia (14-3-0)
Featherweight
BJ Penn (16-11-2) loses. Dennis Siver (22-11-0) via dec
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 2) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am GMT
Lightweight
Clay “Burp” Guida (32-17-0) def. Erik Koch (15-4-0) via Dec
Middleweight
Vitor Miranda (12-5-0) loses Marvin Vettori (11-3-0) via dec
Women's Strawweight
Carla Esparza (11-4-0) def . Maryna Moroz (8-1-0) via dec
Lightweight
Devin Powell (8-2-0) loses Darrell Horcher (12-2-0) via dec
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 5:30pm ET / 2:30pm PT / 10:30pm GMT
Featherweight
Jared Gordon def. Michel Quinones via rd 2 TKO
Lightweight
Tony Martin def. Johnny Case via unanimous decision(29-28)
Light Heavyweight
Jeremy Kimball def. Josh Stansbury via rd 1 TKO
RIP
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76770677/#76770782
>28-28
What the fuck
BJ's leg
Wew
so sad, he literally did nothing for the entire 3rd round. im hoping BJ redeems himself in his next fight
You think you can just tell me to migrate?
>>76775778
Are they using the new rules?
>>76775781
Pls
No more
Pls
theres one judge who seems kinda out of it, is it damato?
pretty even split to start things out
#RIPBJ
shitty fucking crowd
>Rousey
>Penn
>Wanderlei
Who's the more JUST fighter in MMA?
Denis Siver is so shit.
>>76775781
>next fight
got some bad news for you
siver needs a translator? what a lazy faggot
>>76775781
Don't let him fight again
>28-28
wow
>>76775781
I love seeing Blow Job Penn get his ass kicked, I hope he never retires
>>76775797
Sal D'amato needs to be hung from a tree until dead
He always sucks at judging fights
>the last time BJ won a fight was 2010
>>76775806
definitely Rousey
lost so hard she pms'd into a spiral of just
>>76775781
>actually wanting BJ to fight again
wew you really hate him that much?
This is the record of the LW GOAT
>interviewing a known steroid cheat
Siver belongs on the undercard of a bellator card, look at him, he's probably gonna piss hot again after this fight.
>>76775806
aaron pico
>>76775802
Why the fuck did I pick Penn again?
'Scared to lose' BJ is the saddest BJ of all
>>76775833
>BJ Penn has not won a fight since 2010
>BJ Penn is now 2-7-1 in his last 10 fights
>BJ Penn has now lost 5 in a row
>BJ Penn, the UFC Hall of Famer
>voice cracks
>WHOOPS HAHA I LOST MY VOICE
>>76775835
How dare you
The GOAT does it again literally who can stop him?
>>76775793
Do they ever use the new rules?
>>76775842
Cuz he looked motivated?
>>76775802
Thanks asshole
>>76775827
is r/mma_stream? Can someone hook me up with a link friends.
BJ PICO DESU!!!!
>>76775823
>BJ Spent the last round hobbling away at a snails pace
It's like an allegory for his decline
>>76775806
Fedor
friendly reminder there were actual "people" who thought Blow Job could win
>the last time BJ won a fight was in 2010
>the last time I got a BJ was in 2013
coincidence?
>>76775837
I love this sport because it humbles every single fighter who participates
No fight companion tonight? Cruz sucks.
>28-28
>>76775802
whew just got mine in there in time, thanks bud
>>76775802
>know BJ penn was going to lose
>still pick BJ
I need to sop picking the memes
Apparently Reebok made BJ turn his shorts inside out because they didn't want him representing their brand.
BJ should go back to WW
Him vs the winner of Cerrone vs Lawler would be a good first fight back at 170
>>76775833
>Nick Diaz and Rory McDonald couldn't finish BJ Penn
>Fucking pillow hands Edgar mauled him to death
What a pair of fucking goobers, Nick is better off riding his little bike around and smoking weed and Rory is better off crushing cans in Bellator without getting his nose caved in again.
>>76775835
Fuck off Blow Job
You got your ass kicked
Deal with it
>>76775802
Dammit Garcia is going to fucking good me
>>76775872
snek-brag about getting a bj elsewhere normie
>>76775861
It's r/mmastreams
>>76775861
Sure
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-oklahoma-city-2017
Wow, BJs team just tweeted that Reebok asked BJ to turn the shorts inside out
>>76775885
>>76775802
I'm gonna do it lads, I'm gonna get my second win
>>76775802
Still here fagots
WAR GARCIA
>>76775885
>>76775903
J U S T
>>76775885
>>76775897
thank you
>>76775885
Kinda heartless. The reebok stuff all looks like shit anyway.
>>76775885
>>76775802
>he didnt use tito for the goof image
Will the Contender Series fights have an audience? It's at the TUF gym, so if it's empty will we hear lots of fighter farts?
>>76775885
>>76775860
that's crazy, side crescent axe kick, never seen that before
>>76775877
>sport
el o el
SEE YOU SOON.... BOI
>>76775885
Please be true
>>76775919
cant use a partial head for the goof. that looks goofy as fuck and nobody posted the full one. i would have used it otherwise
Why is the Romero fight the co main event?
I LUUV U MIKE
>>76775932
it's just a lead hook kick dude lol
>>76775885
I could see the UFC struggling to find a new clothing sponsor after all the shit that's been heaped on Reebok
Almost an hour and only one fight on the main card, and the UFC renewed their contract with FOX
man I seriously hope Whittaker gets the W against Romero.
>>76775885
>>76775923
we can do it friend
we can do it
>watch yourself Whittaker, because god has blessed me
Damn Yoel is a savage
>>76775934
>caring about semantics
your mom is an actual whore
>>76775885
Good.
Fuck BJ.
>>76775889
Shut the f*ck up, LOSER.
JUST
also RIP that degenerate canadian
>>76775953
you realize that they make more money when there's more commercials right?
and the more commercials, the more ads for upcoming events the UFC can run themselves
it's Win-Win-Lose
not a great one to do but hey
fucken july is gonna be S P I C Y
BJ Penn was literally never good, it's just that back in the day, everyone in the UFC was total ass. Buncha shit fighters. Prove me wrong
Dirty bird hype
>>76775946
Because women's fights are soooooo much more exciting
>>76775949
no a lead leg hood kick comes across horizontally, that came down like an axe/crescent kick.
>>76775959
>durrr durr god likes me more than you
Damn never heard that before!
>>76775946
>muh equality
all women (+ A man, duh) should go back to Invicta
>>76775968
you are not wrong anon he beat up over the hill dudes when UFC wasn't what it is today
>>76775802
If I win picks, I might pay my taxes
>>76775946
title fight
>>76775885
>no more BJ Black Belt trunks
Reebok is so trash
>bj was never good meme
whats it like to live in 2017 with the rest of the world?
>>76775975
he just threw it high dude
it can't "come across horizontally" when you throw it that high
it's just a lead hook kick with a downward angle from being so high
>>76775959
Blessed him with good roids and magic stool powers.
I hope Whittaker takes his fucking soul, so tired of that pants shitting cheater.
>>76775960
>semantics
MMGay is human cock fighting that any retard could pick up over the course of a weekend
>>76775979
you take that back
>>76775806
Jon Jones obviously. ruined his career by being a nigger
BJ vs Diego 2 at 155
Put it on the fight pass prelims of UFC Fight Night Uzbekistan
>>76775965
I know but it's still painstaking
This isn't even one of those fun mediocre cards like Hunt-Lewis or Lewis-Browne
>>76775959
>americans consider that banter
jesus christ the absolute state of your cuntry
You fools dont you get it
This will only motivate BJ further. We're going to see real motivated BJ Penn in his next fight
>>76775998
You seem to feel quite strongly about this. Tell me, what did he look like?
>>76776012
With That Look in His Eye
>>76775991
so a side kick that turned into an axe kick like i said? yeah i've not seen that before.
>>76775806
I would've said Hendricks until his win against Hector, but with him missing weight again I think he is a strong contender.
Tim Memes time
Is it me or is Dom getting squeakier and squeakier as the night goes on?
Did he inhale some helium?
>>76775968
BJ is Ronda if Ronda kept fighting for another 10 years and the WBW division actually filled up with talent
>>76776008
>This isn't even one of those fun mediocre cards like Hunt-Lewis or Lewis-Browne
just you wait
back to back to back spicies coming up
>>76776012
>Brain damage only makes me more motivated
>what am I doing here again?
Reminder that Alex Garcia is a moooonster
Garcia is going to get raped why did I buy into the TriStar meme
I need a poo but don't want to miss this fight.
>>76776009
That's nothing. You probably couldn't handle peak American banter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpT2W4zRzzM
TotT
>>76776024
it didn't turn into an axe kick, and it wasn't a side kick ever
so no
100% of what you said was wrong
LET'S GO MEANS
is Garcia natty?
In one hand alex is dominican but in the other hand dirty bird is my boy
>>76775998
oh ho ho what a cultured fellow fucko we got here
enjoy your stay among the mongs that reside around these parts
>>76776012
T.sherdog
Hope Memes wins but I picked Garcia
Cannot stand these captchas anymore i think hiro is making them as awful as possible now
4chan pass is something i swore i would never do but christ this is bad
if dirtybird loses to 2 browns in a row i'm droppong him
>16-12-2
BJ almost has a .500 record at this point
Mario Yamasaki is a pretty good guy, we were at a group poop together.
>>76775802
Lots of goofs tonight.
oooooh
>>76776059
"my time isn't worth $20" - idiot
Is Garcia natural?
>>76776049
I like to go slumming every once in a while
low budget lombard
BJ vs Artem is the fight to make.
>>76776036
OIKOS?
Οι άνθρωποι του Σταύρου είναι οι νύμφοι μου!
This fight sucks
>>76776041
Cheal is a honourary canadian.
>tim memes has never been knocked out
welp, jinxed now
>>76776059
Use the Legacy captcha
>>76776059
dont give into the fucking slant-jew and entice him to squeeze harder
>>76776082
actually a great idea
>>76776071
>spending time on 4chan v. paying to spend time on 4chan
Beautiful cuckening you have going there
As a Hawaiian from Hawaii, I say fuck bjpenn. I denounce him as my boy and revoke his islander card
>>76776059
>>76776071
>>76776081
Newfags.
Settings > Quotes & Replying > Lagacy Captcha
>>76776086
>Go take your riddlin kid
>big right hand from Garcia
>I mean from Means
>his left hand
Goldiesque in his commentary is Dominick Cruz.
Little twerp Cruz is so shit at commentary. He needs to just go away and be forgotten.
>>76775833
Artem tier record
I walked a way for a bit, why are they fighting in skirts?
>>76776099
buddy I spend $60 a week to have my lawn cut lol get fucked
>>76776101
go suck holloways cock
Garica looks like hes on the gas lads
10-9 Garcia
>>76776071
>paying for a Tibetan Basketweaving forum
>>76776077
me too, naked save for a jar of peanut butter covering my erect cock. Smooth vs Crunchy debate rages on.
>>76776099
You lose a lot more than $20 worth of your time filling out captchas over the course of a year. Time is money.
>>76776103
his hands are fucking fast and accurate
They should do Artem vs BJ for the bants
>>76776043
nah
10-9 Garcia
Punching up to such a tall guy has gotta get tiring, I wonder if he'll fade later on
>paying to shitpost to a gook data miner
Just imagine
Testing the Legacy captchas
>>76776112
>>76776124
>calling out cucks
>only Canadians reply
Pottery
>>76776128
BJ Penn vs CM Punk
>falling for the Fedor is GOAT meme
>falling for the BJ Penn is GOAT meme
These overrated fucks get what they deserve.
>>76776136
you probably cut your own lawn too lol
Last Night
>MillerLiteMillerLiteMillerLiteMillerLite
Tonight
>BudLightBudLightBudLightBudLight
Fuck bros which piss awful water beer do I choose??
>>76776115
Lmao fuck you Chinese faggots. At least our little islands have a current champ. Fucking Asian nigger
>>76776134
>spending hours a year working for Google FOR FREE
>>76776139
Holy fuck do it
>>76776135
objectively superior, especially because you can tab into them
>there were ppl who thought Cruz will be good with his monotone
KeK
>>76776142
>2010
>not living in a townhome
ISHYGDDT
somethings wrong with Means, he must have ebola or something
10-9 garcia for me famalamas
>>76776139
I'd bet on Punk.
>>76776139
>>76776148
BJ is shit enough Punk might just last a round
>>76776149
Yeah they are. Thanks to the anon who recommended them
>>76776144
neither, go budweiser
>>76776140
I don't know, man. I spammed the whole "Fedor is a cancrusher" thing but I felt really bad for him last night.
>Cruz on commentary
Golden. He should comment in every event. Even Bellator ones.
>>76776155
So this is his "Flu Game" when he wins right?
>>76776107
>good strategy from means, garcia can't time takedowns when means is going to the body
>good strategy from means, garcia can't time takedowns when means is going to the body
>good strategy from means, garcia can't time takedowns when means is going to the body
jesus christ dom shut up
>>76776101
"BJ was never my son" - Hawaiʻi nei
that overhand missed by a mile
>>76776174
you seem upset there little guy
is garcia a shitty woodly?
FUCKING KNOCK OUT THIS FUCKING MEME ALREADY ALEX
Dominick cruz got cte from cody man
>>76776174
he said the same thing about moroz
loving these body shots desu. very smart fight plan
>>76776184
CTE and PTSD.
>>76776179
dom is literally repeating the same shit every 45 seconds my dude
>>76776180
>hes brown and ripped
>reminds me of woodley for some reason
19-19 so far
>>76776174
He's a fucking droid, christ I miss Goldie and Rogan commentary.
>>76776187
He's also said "he's flooding him" repeatedly in about 3 fights.
Garcia trash, all power no craft
>>76776190
cry me a river
>>76776199
I thought you cucks hated Goldie
>>76776196
must be the lack of distinct features in the shade of shit
>>76776199
Goldie was one of the best parts of last night.
It hurts how much I miss him.
I had to miss Siver/Penn. Was it good? Did Siver deserve the decision?
you're a pleb if you dislike Cruz's commentary
19-19
Means is gonna win this, Garcia is getting too tired
Unless he can land the TD it will be tough for him to win
>>76776180
racist ass wh*te cracka
>>76776206
Only humourless spergs hate Goldie.
>>76776009
He's Cuban
haha it's pretty sweet knowing that Cruz saying this stuff makes you guys mad
it's a nich little charming touch on this comfy UFC night
>>76776199
say what you want about goldberg but at least he can keep me interested in a boring fight
>>76776196
>Throws overhand rights like woodley
>Goes for takedowns like woodley
gee i wonder
>>76776212
not really
yes
>>76776212
If you like Penn it was not good, If you hate Penn it was good, if you are indifferent then the fight was pretty bland. But yes, Siver deserved it. One judge is apparently a mental patient because he scored it a draw.
memes shoulder is goal, wonder if really natty
>>76776226
mmmm....chocolate
>>76776225
great analysis of tyron woodley, one of the most technical fighters in the ufc
>he just swangin n bangin with take downs sometimes n shit
>Fight night casuals talking shit about Dom's commentary
Lmao, for sure some of you have Aussie bogan blood.
L A N K Y
A
N
K
Y
>>76776213
dom knows his shit, but he has no charisma or energy. cauliflower ear.
>>76776226
god damn she's hot
>shit when you throw your right
>>76776226
che figa jazzma
>>76776239
I did ask if garcia was a shitty woodly right?
alex thro the raight and shit with it
just tuned in
someone compare to yesterday's Lellator card for me
>>76776212
pretty clear 28-28 my guy
The commentary is fine. Brian Stann has more jokes and Dan Hardy with British Messi are great.
>>76776226
>open webm
>dayum
>watch entire thing
>close it
>glance at my wife sneakily
>her head is completely turned towards me
>pretty sure she caught me bigtime
>just started typing this post as though I'm really into a discussion or something and hoping she doesn't give me shit
>>76776240
why the hell is he holding him like a cat? trying to crush his babynuts or something?
>>76776254
This is worse
It's 10pm and I'm still hungover from last night
What the fuck is wrong with me
>>76776254
UFc has better fights but is even more boring amazingly enough. AT least bellator had some good finishes.
This is so far worse than Bellator last night.
>>76776267
who is this girl i want to fucccc it
Means, where are the memes?
Dom is more suited for a 3 man booth
>>76776226
how do I get a girl like this?
>>76776266
no one cares about your fictitious wife
29-28 means
Tim Means "Business"
>>76776272
Same reason he has a leash on him probably.
>>76776254
Yesterday had some pretty wacky shit, but also had Larkin/Lima, Bader/Davis, and Sonnen/Silva which were all garbage fights.
Tonight has been pretty fucking dull thus far so I say the Lellator card wins as of now
>>76776278
Ultimate Cardio Kickboxing Championship
>>76776266
What a fucking leddit tier post.
>>76776084
??
sorry man that doesnt make sense
if Memes doesn't win we riot
>>76776254
200% less memes
>>76776267
this makes me sad
>>76776278
it's like the fights are the same but there's no memes
>>76776282
jazzma kendrick
>>76776286
be retired italian football player with the maddest game amongst all retired italian football players
that was pretty fun at the bell, looked like Garcia wanted to clock him and then switched mid punch to pat on the back / hug
>>76776266
my wife has an inner ear infection
>>76776275
drink some water you pussy
>>76776292
I'm lucky, I tuned into Bellator just in time for the three meme fights and then was in a good mood even though Sonnen-Silva was underwhelming
>>76776286
>>76776295
cry me a river boys lol
tim means that dude is an underground king in some mma circles but its pretty dis appointing when he just does jab circle and takes it easy for a payday when he should be just slaughtering the fuck out of whoever is in front of him
Kek that Stare of Death After the Bell and them the immediate Smile and handshake.
>>76776275
A hangover is your body recovering from alcohol poisoning.
It's not uncommon for it to last a while. You're practically sick.
>>76776292
>Sonnen/Silva which were all garbage fights.
If it weren't for the names it would be boring, but I had fun watching it because it was a grudge match over half a decade in the making.
>>76776305
two first names, the fuck is up with that
>>76776313
I'll cry you a river from my cock.
>>76776317
dude plz
>talking about the state bird
>Dom you have those in California?
>is that a type of fishing?
Cruz is retarded, people who defend his commentary have to be baiting.
good decision
I NEED MORE FUCKING MEMES
I'M IN WITHDRAWAL AFTER LAST NIGHT
Tim "What does it all" Means
>>76776272
>babynuts
THE LAD HAS BIG OIRISH BALLS!
>>76776296
What do you mean? I just said "Stavros (Greek) people are my negros", no?
GET FUCKED GARCIA, YOU ROIDHEAD
>>76776336
wait for RIZIN July 30th
plz no more decisions ffs
>Joachim Christensen
>Dominic Reyes
literally LITERALLY whos?
>>76776334
It's like listening to rain man.
Alright guys, been a little dull so far but at least we have Literally Who versus Literally Who up next! Who's hyped?
>>76776334
fighting>fishing
>>76776285
One guy to scream like Joe or Stann, one guy to fill in the details like Anik, and then Cruz giving some of his autism before it goes to narcissistic.
>>76776317
HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
Tim the dirty bird Memes
>Maynard vs Ishihara
the should be ... interesting
>>76776350
>44% less likely to get divorced by your wife
>200-some% more likely to be murdered by your wife
Not a trade I'm comfortable with.
>tfw got goofed
Ok with this because I like Memes
>>76776306
>>76776315
>
>>76776327
american names make no sense desu
>>76776266
>Watching a fight with my mother
>Lurking /sp/ on my phone
>Come across webm similar to that one
>Click on it, go for full screen, accidentally hit cast button
>Casts to 70" TV we're watching
>The rest...
>>76776348
lel google translate doesnt speak memes quite well
>>76776305
thenk u my friend
>>76776340
I kekked at this, good job anon
>>76776350
is that bobby ryan
tim means damn dude cheese ass win why arent u slaying like u did with my ex girlfriend carissa or her friend jordyn huh? i think u lost a step and when u show back up in chesterfield we may have to settle this score once and for all and i will whip r ass at arm wrassling and show all the locals that i was the right choice for starting qb
>>76776317
black girls don't look like that here. the only one who ever flirted with me at my old job had the nose of Dhiego Lima and a big ole ass. I'm into S T I C Cs though and I had a gf so I passed. Thanks for reading my blog!
The fuck is this? Gotta be half sister, right?
What is it with heem and their obession with negroid Women? Is this a new form of cuckposting?
Why do people bench on the floor so they can't get full ROM of their arms?
>>76776356
>>76776358
If you don't like it, stop watching
>>76776275
i always wake up fine after a night of drinks but will start feeling the hangover towards the end of the next day. shits weird
Justin Gaetchie looks like TJ Dillashaw with downs syndrome
I barely payed attention to any fight, shit show desu
>literally whos followed by WMMA
Quality main card, UFC.
Anybody else get gay vibes from Michael Johnson? Like prison gay?
>>76776399
lol wut?
STOP
POST YOUR WALKOUT SONG
YOUTUBE.COM
>>76776410
NACHO TIME
just a couple goofs
>>76776399
How is recognizing hot black chicks "cuck posting"?
>joachim "the sloth" christensen
>>76776404
early stoppage
>>76776412
most black men are closet cases. not even kidding 60% of black dudes are closeted fags
>>76776401
it's marginally safer
but MMA strength and conditioning is 99% trainers selling bullshit so i'm sure in this case it has no good reason
http://exrx.net/WeightExercises/PectoralSternal/BBFloorPress.html
>>76776412
>I eat my shit whole
>gays are known to eat the poo poo
You may be on to something.
>>76776340
Tim "the Ends Justify the" Means
robbery
>>76776425
>no Tito goof face
Terrible
gud song
>>76776426
How is it not, faggot?
>>76776436
literally guffawed at your post
I'm feeling good about this one lads
>>76776376
Did you bang, bro?
>>76776394
half sister at best
maybe a step-sibling
would smash either way
>>76776436
good one
>>76776439
Bullshit, Garcia rocked him in the first and did nothing of note in the other two. Means outstruck him by a huge margin.
>>76776445
damn I can't argue with that
>>76776444
christ
>>76776459
>What's wrong with cute black girls?
Nothing but you got an ugly ass dude in this picture b
>>76776426
Not if white Women post this shit. Which I suspect the majority of these people who do that are
>>76776459
>What's wrong with black girls?
Mostly their face but I could go on.
so this Reyes guy is gunna Gadoosh this scrub right?
>>76776482
shut up faggot
>>76776452
ballin
Newsflash: if you're a tall handsome white guy with just a little charisma.. And you have a black gf. you're a fucking weirdo. no matter how hot she is.. there are white girls literally 10x hotter than her.
F A C T
pupper wants the nordic slothface to lose
>>76776482
Is this the famous German humour?
>>76776486
Oh for sure my guy.
>>76776425
NOOOO, THICKACHU!
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS TOGETHER!
ILL FIGHT ON FOR THE BOTH OF US BROTHER!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>76776494
>>76776412
>>76776419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLXQltR7vUQ
HEEM
H E E M
E
E
M
YOOOOO
HEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
sheit lad
JESUS CHRIST THAT PUNCH
Can we count on Reyes to deliver a fucking heem tonight boys?
I'm getting frustrated
>inb4 just bleed fan
>>76776494
Truth.
Now that's how a hyped fighter should perform
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76776494
idiot
FUCKING GAAAAADOOOOOOOOSHED
H E E M
E
E
M
>>76776266
>reddit spacing
>looked away for a second
WHAT THE FUCK
holy fucking shit, I think that crossed the line between TKO and aggravated assault
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
>>76776518
>streamfags
Holy fuck that was a good punch.
>>76776518
Mate your stream is fuckin hours behind
>>76776518
Yup.
GADOOOOOOOOSH
Awww did he hurt his likkle nosey. Better quit.
BLEED YOU CUNT
>that blonde qt doctor
<3
I turned this on about 10 minutes ago and so far have seen more ads than actual fights
>FS1 cards
think of all the disappointed downies in norway, fuck you slothface
I REALLY liked how he faked the head-kick into the left hand, was super sneaky, and it landed right on the button.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>76776530
Hey he tried to stop.
fucking move you donkey what defense shit head
Pretty sure I decorated this ref's head last Easter.
>2nd fastest finish by a debuting LHW
UFC going ESPN-level with the very particular stats now
Reyes is a MUNSTER
>>76776558
The Munsters was a terrible show.
>>76776546
sounds like every card on BT Sports
>>76776546
What would you be watching if it was a ppv you limey bastard?
thanks in advance for the webm
hold on to your faces
>>76776546
UFC event pacing is always fucking horrible; even for PPV's
>wmma fight next
time to go make food/shit/shower/wank
cya in 20 minutes lads.
>that fucking (((nose)))
hell of a target
>>76776405
How the fuck do people still not know that hangovers happen due to dehydration?? Drink water or sports drinks and keep cool. There is absolutely no reason to have a horrible hangover if you plan properly.
MY GUY!
>>76776569
k
>>76776550
right needs a BBC, no way that that autismo on the left satisfies her
Thank you symbol of peace, Jesus Christ, for helping me destroy my opponent in a combat sport.
I was gonna make fun of this dude's hairline but that was a solid heem.
>thanking Jesus
Finally.
so how many mexicans would you need to take over denmark? like 500?
>>76776575
i picked reyes????
>>76776444
just realized her arms are too long
>>76776578
This. A Gatorade or two before bed and another when you get up will eliminate 90% of your problems.
>thanks Jesus
Doesn't this dipshit realize Christians hate us arabs? Wtf
>>76776570
straight punches beat swanging and banging hooks every time
crazy how many fighters dont have it in their arsenal
>>76776575
are you serious dude lmaooo
have fun doing it again
>>76776575
Bottom Center. I lost to Reyes. Please correct the record.
>>76776575
>people didn't pick Reyes
>>76776575
i chose Reyes dude
>>76776575
uhhhh
>>76776583
>>76776444
god damn
>>76776575
Reyes won though! You got a lot of dudes marked wrong.
>reks a jew
>thanks jesus
based spic
>>76776575
Img poster is still in it
>>76776597
yea he fucked up
>>76776575
Reyes won though
who here /clapping and smiling/ when cool stuff happens even though you're alone?
idiot goofed the wrong picks
hope you had a save backup
>Thanks Jesus
>Who does, Dominic Reyes?
>>76776575
>this predicuck
worst one yet
>>76776459
>Welcome to the world of "The Swirl," a haven for interracial couples & blended families sharing their colorless love. Use #SwirlLife to submit photos!
i ...uh ...
>>76776575
Lol you fucking dumbass
>>76776575
you goofed the wrong fighter
>>76776562
Fuck you millennial coward.
BTFO
>>76776620
You're clapping with your /sp/ bros
Post some Felice bunda
OH BABY
>>76776549
(You)
that was sweet, very delayed follow up strike but other dude bought it so hard
>>76776575
You're doing a shit job you knobhead.
>>76776620
All day my man
>WOMYN MMA
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>76776610
That never gets any less brutal no matter how many times I watch it
>toothpaste hair
>>76776620
Right here, right here.
>>76776578
bruh i drink at least 4l of water a day and more when i drink, hangovers still happen. there is no way to not get hungover unless you have only one drink an hour but then thats not really drinking now is it ;)
>>76776620
I don't clap but I do say "OHHH!" or "Damn!" when I see big shots land or spicy techniques employed.
is that short corner guy a fighter
guy looks familiar
>wmma
>>76776601
Not many have that kind of reach
>>76776629
i mean it was a poor man's addams family
>>76776647
when the fugg is his next fight?
>>76776452
Buy yourself something nice lil man
>>76776643
hendo got one of the best "did he just murder that guy?" highlight reel
>>76776629
Munsters was a like a shitty version of Addams Family.
I watched BOTH on TVLand as a lad.
>>76776610
>>76776583
>>76776620
clapping is autistic, but theres absolutely no shame in celebrating with a cheeky lil shimmy when something good happens brah
>>76776650
buddy if you drink a glass of water with every ounce of rye you will still get wasted and you will be way less hungover
you are fucking retarded if you actually believe that "only one drink an hour" bullshit, just drink shitpiles of water with your booze, ie a rye and water
>>76776683
Have fun pissing all night.
>>76776632
She doesn't have an ass and she looks like a man.
Finding her sexually attractive is a sign you're a fag
Pic related is how womanly bundas look
>goofer
>goofs
>>76776650
If you're drinking water, you can't chug that shit or it will go right through you. You have to sip it. Alternatively, you could drink Gatorade or Powerade or something, but again, chugging doesn't work. Best way to prepare is if you're hydrating the day before you drink and not skipping water rounds when you're actually drinking. Also, the older you get, the harder it is not to get a hangover.
>>76776620
this and >>76776655
looks like im the goof lol
>>76776583
>dat picture perfect Hbomb logo
>>76776584
thats his sister
Dicks out for Felice
Real quick lads, lemme just say "Fuck Ronda Rousey"
>>76776444
>tfw just had a mental breakdown realising i will never fuck a QT black girl in that pool during sunset
>>76776675
>>76776688
Man you must have the most dogshit genetics ever. Holy fuck.
>>76776663
>>76776673
The Munsters > The Addams Family by a mile
>>76776663
the munsters came out first you dumb faggot.....and adams family was a fucking cartoon
>>76776672
I don't think I have the Silva KO. Rogan says damn near every fighter is a savage but with Hendo it's really true
>>76776696
screencap your own post and goof it you goof
>>76776670
I wish I knew.
He's the coolest fucking lad in person, desu. Has been my boi since 2015.
>>76776700
source? how do you know
>>76776696
Still in it. WMMA fights always make me nervous as hell about picking though, unless I'm picking Joanna.
felice looks pretty good with that shorter hair
usually not a fan
>chick fight
making a store run. and by making a store run i of course mean doing literally anything but watching this chick fight
>>76776706
>mfw i literally thought "shadow realm" before reading the filename
>>76776672
Favorite knockout of all time, especially since Bisping was talking all kind of shit for weeks before that and Hendo's reaction was a nonchalant "I'll respond in the cage." And he did.
>>76776707
Says the pussy who can't even drink enough to get hungover. You fucking Melvin, I bet you think heavy drinking is 4 of your mom's spritzers.
Enjoy your little waters there Nancy, you have a good time with them, okay, pumpkin?
>>76776713
kek. im actually surpised that hasnt happened before. i always goof both fights and just turn off the layer for the winner so i clicked the wrong one. eh
>>76776683
m8 what im saying is that even with water consumption you still experience hangovers. never have i mentioned that my hangovers are unbearable but that i don't feel the effects of the hangover(upset stomache only) until late in the day after a night out.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76776721
Im her brother
>>76776712
damn that's one of the few times ive seen him pull up before the ref comes in
>>76776696
>columns are even this time
Makes counting for a lot easier, thanks bro.
>>76776696
LETS GOOOOOO0O
GONNA GET THAT 2ND W
>>76776718
I immediately became a fan when he called out Palharres. People were literally saying that Paul was too dangerous to to allowed to compete, and this crazy motherfucker knocked him out
Kish is a qt
>>76776710
This. They even have a jew hiding in their attic. Brilliant writing.
Let's hope her last name isn't also the sound she makes when she punches
>>76776748
huh?
I swear if this slut fucks up my picks
migrate
>>76776752
>>76776752
>>76776752
>>76776748
not with the cornrows though
>>76776741
He's actually a sportsman if his opponent is respectful, but if you talk shit he goes into full sociopath mode
>>76776694
same guy you replied too, and yes i drink >4L of water throughout the day and constantly sip on water when im out drinking.
>>76776748
no she isn't
>>76776733
So many generic uncle insults in a single post. It's like I'm at a Thanksgiving dinner in West Virginia.
>>76776733
>*spergs externally*
>>76776760
>82 posts early
GET NECKED
>>76776756
kish kish!
MMA has the best deal with the women. We can't point to low ratings because they are sandwiched in between male fights. They'll be here forever bros.
>>76776735
tell me you that you do these in cad
>head and arm throw
>>76776733
>suffering from dehydration in 2017
lmao do they not have a public water supply in shitada? figures
>>76776733
i don't get it. i've been drunk enough to wander into the ladies room at the sahara casino and piss all over the mirror, but i've never had a hangover. just lucky i guess.
>>76776747
>Paul Harris
Fuck that cheat. I had faith in Meek but a part of me was fearing he might get injured out of MMA during the fight.
>>76776769
>expecting me to understand that reference
Good post, you floor tile
>>76776733
> not knowing that good drinkers know how to keep a good buzz going all night and don't have to get so sloppy drunk that they can't remember their own name by the end of the night and fall asleep in a pool of puke and piss on a stranger's floor
What are you, like 20? Get gud.
>>76776796
drunks are pathetic
Asstethicc fight
this is like a fucking high school gurl fite
>>76776807
I bet you take people's keys to keep them from driving home and that you're the guy who talks to the cops when they come to deal with the noise complaint.
>SHE'S NOT USING TECHNIQUE
>THERE'S NO TECHNIQUE
>SHE'S NOT USING THE RIGHT TECHNIQUE
Someone get this sperg his medication.
>>76776843
just mute it already nerd
>>76776829
Are you jacking off too?
>>76776853
yes
score this horseshit, faggos
>>76776870
Kish 10-9
>>76776851
Fuck that. If there was a way to mute the commentary while keeping everything else I would.
why do girls have such a hard time knocking out other girls?
i mean...i get that they have shitty punch power but wouldn't it even out because of other female features?
>>76776833
If by "taking their keys" you mean "ensure they're okay to drive" and by "talks to the cops" you mean "try to diffuse the situation so no-one gets arrested," then yeah, I've done both.
>>76776911
well it takes a certain baseline of power to KO someone guy or girl, and girls produce a lot less power with their hands
that's why you almost only ever see head kick KOs by like the 5 women in the world with good technique
>>76776911
>>76776947
but you'd think they would be more susceptible to getting knocked out on account of the fact they are girls.
>>76775730
jnjn