/nba/ general - TYRANNOSAURUS DUNKS edition

>The Celtics were expected to be a player for Paul George in a potential Nuggets - Pacers - Celtics deal, yet progress broke down quickly and the Cavs replaced the Celtics in talks
>The hangup? Tim Connelly, president of basketball operations for the Nuggets, felt disrespected when Ainge belittled Artūras Karnišovas, the Nuggets GM, over a conference call.
>Ainge is well-known among GMs for his perhaps brash and block headed nature, with even 76ers GM Bryan Colangelo admitting, "...it's never easy to negotiate with Boston because they're smart guys..I'm talking about Mike Zarren, by the way, not Danny Ainge."

Ahhahahaahh

>Joel Embiid
>Minute Restrictions
>33 Games Played in the NBA
>Africa

LMAO 76ERS THIS SHOOK

Big Ballers report in.

>>76774145
Ainge is such an idiot, fucking hell

Why do NBA teams insist on hiring former players as front office execs when they have zero qualifications to run a business? Baseball teams have been hiring Ivy-league educated finance guys for decades now.

>>76774150
>being this obsessed with based Embiid

Sad!

>>76774195
I think it's mostly nepotism desu

>>76774195
because this league is based around affirmative hiring of blacks and who better to hire than an ex player

>>76774195
Same reason the same GMs and coaches keep getting rehired: connections.

>>76774248
How do you explain Danny Ainge.

What kind of stupid nickname is Frequency Vibrations?

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>>76774145
Lmaooo

>>76774259
people in mass. are racist as fuck, only explanation as to why theyre trying to keep whitey around

>>76774263
What's wrong with it

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>>76774263
The best kind of name. He's always freaking and vibing, ever since he was in the belly.

>>76774195
That's probably why Baseball is third place.

>>76774145
You didn't even report the part when Ainge asked if that Lithuanian guy could even speak English. One job, anon...Ainge is racist just like all of Boston

>>76774292
MLB teams average about 50% more revenue than NBA teams.

>>76774320
And NBA averages about 100% more viewership than MLB

>>76774349
Literally wrong.

>>76774292
Literally wrong.

>>76774349
I'd rather be in 2nd place in revenue than in (((viewership))).

>>76774349
>And NBA averages about 100% more viewership than MLB
That's why the NBA took massive fucking losses last season to the point they had to drop the projected cap space across the league?

That's why the playoff viewer numbers were at their lowest in 40 years?

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If we could crowdfund enough money to start a new nba team, what city would /nba/ pick and what would you call the new team. You can also pick a gm and coach if you like.

Be nice.

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>>76774369
>puts jew meme around the non financial term.
wow, you're not even trying.

>tfw nervous about meeting other anons at the Anime Expo /nba/ meetup

I swear if any of you talk in memes I will leave right away...

>>76774411
Wear a clippers jersey so we know its you and not just some shitposter....

>>76774411
not even trolling you're a fucking loser

>>76774263
DONT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON 2K16
A SPIKE LEE JOINT
MORE LIKE A SPIKE LEE DISAPPOINTMENT AND A FORCED STORY ABOUT A BLACK KID IN NEW YORK WHO HAS A SHIT FRIEND WHO USES HIM
I WANNA GET STRAIGHT INTO PLAYING BUT NOOOOOOO
YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL
THE SHITTY CUTSCENES THAT YOU CANT SKIP AND THE 10 GAMES YOUR ROOKIE SEASON
SPIKE NEEDS TO GET CHOKED BY SOMEONE BECAUSE HE SHOULD NEVER DIRECT AGAIN
also who warriors-BBB alliance here

>>76774399

Tokyo Weeaboos
Our stadium would be the Crunchyroll Arena
Our GM would be Moot
Our coach would be Hiro
Our mascot would be Clips

>>76774399
St. Louis because decent sized market with no NFL team. Call them the Spirit and bring in McHale to coach since he's available

>>76774411
>being nervous about meeting up with people from 4chan that you are going to discuss anime with
>meeting up with people from 4chan
>discussing anime
>being nervous about social interaction
no wonder you have a tripcode you're obviously a shut-in

Big Ballers report in.

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>mfw the period between now and allstar break will be the last time we ever see Brook Lopez as a starter for the rest of his career

Anyone remember the name of the 'ship who's leader died irl? And they had a funeral and a bunch of anons went? I feel bad I can't remember what it was called

Anyone know what's on the table in terms of these Cavs-Pacers-Nuggets deal? Specifically what are the Nuggets giving up for getting Love?

Cavs: Get PG
Nuggets: Get Love
Pacers: ????

Joe Vardon

@joevardon

I can confirm the Cavs did hold discussions to send Love to DEN and get PG from Indiana, on draft night. Source says "nothing serious"
7:47 PM - 25 Jun 2017

>>76774543
Trade exception

>>76774150
(if healthy)

>>76774543
Probably nothing at this point because of reasons you already seem to have figured out

>>76774537
WHR

Celtics fans trying to be big ballers, never thought I'd see the day

>>76774543
>Anyone know what's on the table in terms of these Cavs-Pacers-Nuggets deal?
Literally nothing.

The talks are dead. There is no deal being discussed. That was a draft night thing and it didn't happen

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Is he legit?

>>76774593
Ainge traded the first overall pick for Tatum lmao

>>76774633
/NBA/ will say no out of hatred for the Celtics, but the answer is yes. He's going to be good, and ready to contribute right away

>>76774643
Just like Jaylen Brown, right?

HahahahajahahajajahaHjksk

>>76774633
100% going to bust

Ainge can't draft for shit

>>76774638
Tatum and a top-3 pick next year or the year after

>>76774443
dudes like 4 feet wide. you wont miss him.

>>76774669
No way its top 3, stop kidding yourself and look at the moves la, sac and philly did

>>76774668
last year everyone was bitching because Ainge drafted Jaylen Brown (19 years old) instead of Kris Dunn (23). Well, Dunn ended up having a top 5 historically bad shooting season for a rookie while Brown showed some pretty good things and was a top 10 rookie last year.

>>76774633
We will see.

>>76774658
>Jaylen brown
Oh, you mean the rookie who contributed as a rotation player for a #1 seed ECF team and helped win games in the playoffs?

Yeah.. Like Jaylen Brown.

>>76774711
Dunn turned into Jimmy Butler though.

>>76774710
>and look at the moves la, sac and philly did
lolwut? Philly is irrelevant in this matter, an LA has not gotten better in the slightest. You think Brook Lopez is going to take them to the playoffs? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>chile shows up out of nowhere whenever Celtics get made fun of

Wow! Really makes me think

>>76774721
No i mean the Jaylen Brown who was openly stat padding in garbage time against the Cavs and talked big against LeBron before he got his boipussy wrecked

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>tfw you don't get drafted by Danny Ainge

>>76774754
>Jordan's
Dropped

Would a team with

Irving
Wade
George
James
Carmelo

Be enough to beat the warriors ?

>>76774754
It's gonna be a shame to see such a star player get injured in the first couple games in the season.

>>76774754
Does he shave his legs? They're totally hairless

>>76774787
t. asshurt Celshits fan

>>76774754
You can already see his knee tearing into pieces.

>>76774785
>Carmelo
Wouldn't even make it to ECF.

>>76774743
Lopez is better than D'Angelo, they'll finish around 7th or 8th overall odds in the lottery

Philly is important because in 2019 you get either Sac or their pick, do you not know the details of your own trade?

>>76774743
>Boston gets the No. 3 pick in Thursday's draft from Philadelphia, plus either a first-rounder in 2018 and 2019. If the Los Angeles Lakers hold a pick between No. 2 and No. 5 next season, Boston gets that one. If not, Philadelphia will send Boston either its own first-rounder in 2019 or Sacramento's first-rounder that year.

Ah, it's the offseason again, that time of year when delusional retarded fans of shitty-ass teams like philly and LA pretend that their teams aren't going to be fucking terrible again next year. It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so fucking annoying about their delusions.

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>>76774743
whenever you guys type haha autistically i just try to imagine your face behind the keyboard

>>76774851
>the dilapidated hovel of Celtics fans

>>76774829
>>76774807
It's irrelevant because LA is going to end up with a pick in the 2-5 range which means it's going to Boston and SAC/PHI are not part of the equation.

Brook Lopez is not going to save LA any more than he saved Brooklyn. Deal with it.

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>Ainge is so bad at drafting, one of his picks literally died

>>76774851

LA might be delusional, but Philly has a legit shot at the playoffs. They were even in contention last year until everybody died

>trading for Love so he can take up minutes from Jokic
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76774633
He'd be great in early 2000s NBA. He doesn't shoot the meme well enough to translate to the modern NBA

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Why are they all #17?

>>76774877
>A Bosnian rooting for a Serb

>>76774893
Do you know what year it is right now?

>>76774895
>an American being fat

>>76774877
Jokic is the center and love is the PF

>>76774869
You're dumb as hell if you believe that. They finished 3rd this year, added Lopez and Ball and you think they wont add around 5 wins to their total to finish 6th? Dude, be realistic, your hoping they get lucky with the lottery but there's a good chance that pick stays with Philly

>>76774922
Damn, where'd you get that one, your grandma?

>>76774869
Nah that pick doesnt convey until 2019 deal with it potato farmer

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>Boston fans struggling to cope with the fact that Ainge got fleeced

The damage control is unreal in this thread

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>Celticsfags on full damage control

>>76774895
he's an American of Serbo-croatian heritage expat

The magic, bulls, and Pacers are going to be slugging it out for worst record next year. Danny boy got fucked

>>76774869
dude only 4 games separated picks 2 through 5, you think its not possible for the Lakers to improve 4 games? Have you seen how ripped Randle is getting?,, plus

You got ball now... A legit play maker, ingram may have improved and you got a stretch 5 in lopez

If lakers make a small move in fa like 1 +1 and get a shooter watch out they wont make the playoffs but they could improve by 10 games easily

>>76775080
Clippers too if Griffin and Chris Paul leave. Which is close to guarantee.

>Celticsfags gripping at straws
>ainge is a mastermind hes playing 8d chess
>muh jaylen brown
>muh paul Pierce 2.0
>muh womans right draft pick guy

Lmaooo ooh id bet ole Dannyboytbh is on the hot seat jajajajaj

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>>76774455
>NBA 2K
>a LaVar Ball joint

I'd buy that

>>76775098
You're fucked if you're relying on Brook Lopez and a shitty rookie who can't shoot to save you. Period. Ball and Lopez aren't fucking saviors holy shit

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TURN ON MY PHONE

GET NOTIFICATIONS

THESE FUCKING NUGGETS EXECS WONT GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY


STOP IT DENVER!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A SHIT TEAM AND YOU'RE GOING TO STAY LIKE THAT, FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ACCEPT YOUR FATE DENVER, SOMEONE HAS TO BE THE SHIT TEAM AND THATS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76775184
Anon, stop freaking out. That discussion happened during the draft, it's not a deal that's being talked about right now. In fact the only reason why it's even getting out now is to distract from the fact that Boston already has a deal in place for PG and they're just waiting for Hayward to sign on the dotted line, then they pull the trigger.

>>76775152
Literally 5 games they need to improve. They were purposely playing Corey Brewer at point guard at one point, it's not going to be hard

You got the 2019 Sixers/Kings pick. Probably 4-7th. Shame it's a weak draft compared to this past one, so its really like you're getting a 10th-13th pick.

Good thing Danny is a great drafter with an excellent track record

Oh wait


Ahhahaahhahahahaah

>>76775203
>Boston already has a deal in place for PG
lol Boston delusion right on schedule, jeez you Boston guys dont sleep do yah ahaha.

>>76775184
What the fuck are you so mad about lmao

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>>76775203
In this post we see the pathetic Celtics fan, in his natural environment, trying to rationalize another bad move by Danny Ainge

Will he ever recover? Will he admit that his future is hopeless? Find out next time on 4chan's most pathetic fanbases

>>76775232
i have an irrational hate for the Denver nuggets and Phoenix Suns.

>>76775254
J-just wait, Danny will trade for Butler any day now!

>>76775208
We will see who is laughing at mid-season and at the end of the season. It won't be you, it will be me. Watch.

>>76775224
Show me ONE SOURCE that has those discussions going on right now. JUST ONE. You can't, because there is none. This is a conversation that took place during the draft, and it fell apart. It's over.

>>76774877
I think joker and klove would fit together really nicely on offense, defense is an entirely different matter of course though

>>76775264
>>76775264
>>76775264
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2717914-paul-george-rumors-cavaliers-pacers-talk-3-team-trade-kevin-love-to-nuggets


http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/report-cavs-pacers-nuggets-discussed-three-team-trade-involving-george-love/

https://www.sbnation.com/2017/6/25/15871478/paul-george-trade-rumors-nba-nuggets-pacers-cavaliers

all posted 1 hr ago or today fagg face

>be cavs
>thing they need most is rebounding
>thing they need least is ball-dominant scorer
>trade best rebounder on the team for another ball-dominant scorer

why the fuck do the cavs want to trade love for paul george so badly? They need more rebounders and size, not literally a worse version of Lebron James.

I swear this Boston guy is here 24/7 making up fan fiction

>>76775357
Ahhaahhaha look here Boston loser, all the sources you could ever want

>>76775368
I've heard Kenneth Faried might go to the Cavs in this deal, which would be big for them.

>>76775357
>have discussed
>but cautioned a source said there was "nothing serious" about the talks.
It's literally fucking nothing

it happened at the draft, no deal was made, it's over. Stop being delusional.

>>76775271
This

They both would play best with a draymond green/I think his name is Simmons out of the spurs/Tristan Thompson

An energy guy who can be active around the hoop and switch out onto ball handlers on the pick and roll, that's more important than their partner being a good offensive played and really it just takes away from their touches

Look at cousins, brow is of that ilk as well except he also has an awesome offensive game

>>76775407
Ainge is a really bad imitation of my hinkiekins

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How can the Cavs even afford to add any additional stars?

>>76775368
They need someone who can guard Kevin Durant so LeBron doesn't have to and he can cover green instead

Literally that's it

Also Tristan Thompson has to be not shit I have no idea if he's finished or it was just an off series

>>76775441
Trading Love.

>>76775441
>kevin love has fairly large contract
>trade
>his contract is no longer theirs
wow, cap is hard.

>>76775438
Ainge did what Hinkie did except while fielding a winning team and drafting players who weren't too injured to get on the court. Sounds like hinkie is a poor imitation of Ainge.

>2017
>Still drafting injured big men
top fucking kek

>>76775407
probably nothing serious NOW, but it's coming, you think the cavalier wont make a deal after the finals? you're crazy. And with execs hanging up on ainge, its ogre, no one want to do business with that jew, i wouldnt be surprised if he steps down after he loses out out on george and most likely griffin and hayward.

>>76775464
Embiid is a generational talent. Where is the Celtics generational talent?

Where is Griffin going?

>>76775464
Simmons, Fultz, Embiid, Dario and even Okafor are all better than any scrubs on the Boston Celtics

>>76775479
IT

>>76775467
>And with execs hanging up on ainge, its ogre, no one want to do business with that jew,
LOL what is this headcanon? Why do boston haters always have to make stupid shit up?

>>76775479
Embiid will never lead a winning team.

>>76775438
Ainge won a championship and gathered an All Time top 10 team tho.

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>>76774785
And Chris Bosh is the 6th man playing for vet min

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>>76775501
Hahahahahahahaa IT he says! Isiah Thomas! Hahahaha

>>76775441
this >>76775462 plus apparently Richard Jefferson and Channing Frye are on the brink of retiring.

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Jimmy looks happy to be back in the US and back with Thibs.

>>76775447
He has to figure out how to play against Warriors who keep grabbing his jersey in the 1st 3 games.

Maybe Cavs should make his jersey easy tearable or something for refs to keep an eye on them

>>76775509
>>76775506
>>76775501

Lmao. Look. At. This. Damage. Control.

Ainge will never be as good or as well respected as my Samwise

People don't actually think LeBron is going back to the finals again right? lmao, he's done boys, his "superteam" is literally a 30+ Year old average, those niggas need some WD40 by now lmaoooio

Unpopular opinion: Hinkie and Ainge are both scrubs who have achieved nothing of note despite having a shitload of lottery picks

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>>76775654
Ainge has a NBA championship under his belt.

If Lebron gets PG13 and Kenneth Faried with Lebron super powers, guarantee LEbron makes it to the finals, ill even go out on a limb and say they win it all, and if they do the warriors cant sign no one, all it is is game planning, Its over, Especially if Spuds get cp3, we're going to see spuds vs lebron.

>>76775635
Most championship teams are old teams

>>76775681
They are guaranteed to make the finals even before the trade. All Ainge did with the celtics is add another rookie bust.

The only way the Celtics beat the Cavs is if they get but PG13 and Griffin. Hayward aint putting them over the top. He is redundant with the forwards they have now.

>>76775672
Yeah, and his ring is probably older than you are lmao

>>76774195
It's almost like they all collude with each other to run a fixed league...

>>76775672
All thanks to his good buddy McHale gifting him a deal with KG.

>>76775447
>They need someone who can guard Kevin Durant so LeBron doesn't have to
Absolutely correct. Either LeBron had to expend a lot of energy defending him, or you had Shumpert or Jefferson on him, who are both completely outclassed.

>>76775844
I think NBA is 100% fixed after LeBron got a perfect team to play with in 2010 and four years and a couple #1 picks later Cavs come back with an even stronger team for LeBron. LeBron's career has been manufactured since 2009.

>>76775892
The last team to win the championship that wasn't fixed by the league was the Pistons in 2004.

NBA saw how much money they made on a superstar like Michael Jordan and tried to replicate that with Kobe then LeBron along with other big names like KG, Timmy and Wade. They live off manufactured hype.

>>76775933
5 star fucking post here

>>76775933
By your logic there's no way 2011 was fixed either, genius.

>>76775933
Now it's happening all over again with Lonzo Ball, i wonder how many titles they are going to script him? maybe i shouldn't complain my Lakers will go from 16 rings bitch to 20 rings bitch,

>>76775892
>lebron
>on strong teams
Outside of his first two years in Miami, not really. Bosh avg 13 pts, 6.5 reb, wade avg 16 pts on mediocre shooting and really bringing nothing else of note to the table the last two playoffs they were together in miami

>>76776017
That was a redemption story for the Mavs. Also, LeBron losing his first year would create more hype the next three years. You don't need your superstar winning the title every year. You need fans to root against him.

That's why I believe Silver is looking to create a new superteam to go up against the Warriors. He'll milk Cavs/Warriors one more year but after that, expect Westbrook to go to the Lakers along with PG13 to create a new superteam.

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>this same retarded Cavs conspiratard talking about how the league is rigged after being wrong about the plot countless times and even tried pushing the retarded gematria shit

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Here is a preview of next year's finals

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvjPo8I8A74

>>76776065
I guarantee PG13 and LeBron are on the Lakers in 2018 with a bunch of other zero ring bitches like an old Frye/Joe Johnson/Crawford/Brook playing for cheap to get a ring.

Zubac/Brook
LeBron/Frye
PG13/Nwaba
Ingram/Crawford
Lonzo/Hart

>>76776194
whoops, forgot Johnson

Zubac/Brook
LeBron/Frye
PG13/Johnson
Ingram/Crawford
Lonzo/Hart

>>76776159
We need to make a rainwave version of Kobe.

>>76776194
What a shit team

This boston shitposter is literally here 24/7

>>76776194
>>76776210
>>76776218
this guy is right, if you're going to make a potential lakers team at least add westbrook george and AD

Don't Hayward and Blake play the same position? Would they both work on the Celtics?

>>76774195
>Ivy-league educated finance guys
jesus Christ. for the last fucking time for retards who don't understand advanced stats are great for baseball because its an individual sport masquerading as a team sport. When a player is at the plate his sole object is to hit the ball, and between 3-4 at bats a game 120+ games a year and bat skills not signicfanctly declining over an offeaseason it boils down to a science. When X player gets Y pitch hell hit it to Z % of the time.

In a team sport like football advanced stats will never work., there are too many moving parts and too many unknown/unquantifyible varibales. For example there is a timing route, the WR is supposed to run to the sticks then break to the sidelines and when he turns around the ball will be there. except he fucks up and breaks to the center of the field, the QB throws a perfect pass but instead of a first down its an int...how is this reflected in his (((QBR)))? By someone who didn't even know the play nonetheless. That is why you will never see a math major hired as an NFL GM because in true team sports its film>>>>>>>>stats , yes even advanced stats.

fucking idiots going to bball reference or pff and citing advanced stats as objectively correct answers are insufferable cunts who don't understand sports or math yet combine the two

>>76776366
no and no

>>76776366
Holy fuck kys you fucking newfag

Whens mahvel?

>>76774785
A team with Irving, George, and most importantly, James...is enough to beat the warriors alone

How mad will triple double guy and bear flop man be when Kawaii wins MVP?

>>76776471
Kawhi is mathematically eliminated according to the known votes

>>76776471
They probably won't even notice because it's in another timeline

when is the award show?

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>watching apehoop

>>76776471
How dumb are you to not know the votes were already publicly released on social media and articles by voters, compiled, and Westbrook was mathematically guaranteed to win MVP with a 90 percent chance?

>>76776552
Tomorrow at 8 EST. On TNT.

>>76776618
He lives in fucking Chile and spends all of his time damage controlling for the Celtics online. How smart could he possibly be?

>>76776618
Don't Shaq and Ernie decide who wins? wtf

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More like NBGAAAAAY amirite?

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>>76775184
What's wrong cuh? Smoke some legal cannabis and relax

>>76776125
>canadian
>warriors fan
spineless leaf bandwagoner

Big Ballers report in.

>>76776638
>>76776638
9PM est btw senpaitachi, thanks though

>>76776368
all that tape watching must be why modern nba offenses spread the floor and shoot so many threes

SPOILER

SPOILER


SPIILER
SPOILER

SPIOIELR


SPOIJKELR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3igXy1pX-Q

the Celtics guy really is here 24/7, watch him reply to me claiming he's not a Celtics fan but we all know he is.

>>76776687

I was saying that basketball is a mediation between great for bball worthless for fb but I'm glad you brought that specific example because:

you wanna know the 5D quantam mechanics math behind the 3 ball revolution? They realized that 34% from 3 beats 50% from 2....you know how? If you have 100 possessions I shoot all 2, make 34, I have 102 points. If you have 100, take all 2s, you have 100 points. Gaurds don't shoot 50 from the floor anyway, so if you have a guy who can go 34 from 3 let him fire away.

That's what...4th grade math? You don't need an ivy-league educated finance major to point that out. Again, there's value to analytics in bball, but it is nowhere near what it is to baseball

>>76776687
Look up who created the spread offense.

It's not new, it's old. It just hasn't been spammed to the point of ridiculousness. And the rules back then made it so you couldn't. It's only because of recent rule changes it can exist in its current form.

>>76776719
Why is there only one hoop?

>>76776855
>doesn't know about halfcourt basketball and what 3 on 3 is

LMAO

>>76776886
That's stupid. That's like playing football with one end zonze

WORLD WIDE WORLD WIDE

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>>76776916
D A L E
A
L
E

>>76776855
>>76776901
Wow.

>>76776916
>>76776944
Get off my continent

>>76776901

I did that in high school PE

>>76776719
These guys are so washed it's hilarious.

why cant the real NBA have only one court? then everyone can have a big 3. Except the Denver nuggets, fuck those guys.

Who else /shitpostingonstarbuckswifi/?

7kt we out here

new LCD soundsystem album is gonna be a banger don't @ me

Paul
Harden
Ariza
Griffin
Capela

Well?

>>76777118
I'm excited for the 3x3 Olympics.

Hope some NBA players do it.

>>76777161
Well? The great bench they have would have to be traded away

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mToOhsD08P0

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>>76776590 (You)

When Curry gets his 6th ring will he surpass Jordan?

>>76777161
this>>76777246

Lou Williams, Eric Gordon, and Ryan Anderson would all have to go. Beverly too. Nene is already gone and he was on a vet min. So you want to go into battle with, what, Dekker, and Onuaku and a bunch of 3rd rate vet mins (since everybody is going to GS and Cleveland 1st) to go to battle on the bench and hope to God nobody gets hurt?

>>76777290
me reading all these celtics posts

>>76777232
i forgot about that, yeah its going to be good. Finally a game format post players can be good at, Hopefully Okafor goes.

BRING BACK THE POST GAME!

>>76777290
>yaks

>>76776847
i get that

i thought you were just being a GET OFF MY LAWN STUPID KIDS oldfag
>>76776848
>spread offense

this is an NBA thread right?

>>76777290
>black dude with fried chicken
racist fuckin camera men

>>76777161
Paul and Harden on the same team would not work

Westbrook is nothing without Durant

What the fuck is Kobe wave

>>76777441
Pretty sure he's the same chucking stat-padder he's always been

SPOILER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OV-aetYIAU

Also where did this guy get the video? It says FS1 on the corner but it's tape delayed until tomorrow.

Was there a FS1 stream live or something??

>>76777467
Autism

>>76777467
>he doesnt know

>>76777441
That's like saying Kobe is nothing without Shaq after he went on an insane scoring tear and almost won MVP.
>>76777468
This is like saying you suck dicks for free and love cum in your tummy like a bitch boi faggot.

What went wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjXULB2Hb7U

>>76777481
Wow Iverson is an inefficient retard. Walks up from the 3 point line to take a shitty midrange jump shot. This is the faggot all you old ass bitches really idolize? Lmao get the fuck out of here, he trash.

>>76777500
>He almost won MVP
LMAO *almost* won MVP?!? GOAT AMIRITE?

Am I the only one who doesn't trust any non American / Canadian flag? I know Nigel is legit because he sang me to sleep on the LD a couple of times but the rest of you need to cut it out

>>76777481
FS1 twitter showed some highlights before the premier.

That's where it's from.

>>76777500
>this guy almost won mvp once

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>>76777527
Paste
Bin
Updated

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>>76777553
>>76777591
Suck
My
Dick
Bitch

>>76777615
This desu thank you based awkward iverson poster

>>76777643
>>76777615
Stop spamming the thread or ill call the authorities

>>76777527
don't even say that as a joke

not cool

>>76777502
the uploader for making me trying to watch this shit in 240p

>>76777643
This is child abuse, he's going to give her shaken baby syndrome. By far the worst father I've ever fucking seen.

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>>76777682

Ayyy I just added someone on ps4 with the name GSWblew31lead

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>>76777682
He's raised 6 sons I think he knows what he's doing you sperg

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>>76777762
This

Pi U, it smells in here right now. Is there some obese mother fucker here? The odor is strong

>>76777890
there a clippers fan around here somewhere

so what is /nba/ up to today?

any new trade talks?

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>>76777890
Thats Clips, you'll get used to it

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>mfw Kyrie and Westbrook take their Mt. Dew 3 on 3 connection to the next level and enter the Olympics together
>mfw Dame joins
>mfw BTC wins Gold for da USA

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>>76777890
>he isn't used to the smell yet

oh sweet summer child

>>76777890
>Pi U

>Pee I you

>>76777890
Thats just the LeBron pasta, we're trying a new recipe

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>>76777890
What did he mean by this

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>>76777968
I love me some LeBron pasta

>>76777993
>That thicc brunette in the back

Wtf i love North Carolina now

At what point do you think this guy realizes he's been pb'd

>>76778070
Never. He's psychopathic and has no perception of reality.

>>76778141
oh my his wife is really REALLY becoming a fat chipmunk

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>3-5
>advanced stats

>>76778070
79% of the 100 or so regulars here are subscribed to my PB, im guessing the rest use clover or the mobile site

Its been quite effective, im really surprised

>BREAKING: Kobe Bryant has signed a deal with the Big 3 basketball league, replacing Chauncey Billups

>>76778264
I wish

Anyone else amazed at how many samples these albums use and how creative the samples are?
Where they found them, how they edited them, the different genres and what not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF0KjW9a1Ts

>>76778396
illmatic is the GOAT rap album and AZ is the most underrated rapper ever.

Those jazz samples are amazing.

>>76778396
i dont give fuck

>>76778396
A lot of it came from the 60s and 70s music they (the producers and artists) grew up listening to. Take a bass line here, a nice horn there, some hook you can modify and BAM, you got a really nice song.

>>76775501

Three hours late but lmao.

>>76778192
how many times has your favorite player been to the NBA finals?

>>76778652

>responding to something that gets posted 20000000 times in /sp/ history.

You're a fucking little bitch jesus christ isn't school tomorrow morning go to bed nothing personale kiddo

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>>76778396
>>76778435
>>76778442
>>76778467
>>76778475
>>76778514
not sure how this is /nba/ related


>>76778652
a lot

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>>76778672
>nothing personale

>>76778687
Hehe can't triangle me

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>>76778700

I hate children

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>>76778741

>>76778672
>school in June
are you sure you have a high school diploma?

what diapers do you guys think tom thibodeau wears?

>>76778777
Pampers swaddlers

>>76778769
Summer school

>>76774150
Good luck with Ingraham and Zoobock as long-term starters. Dario, Cov and Embiid have all proven they are viable NBA starters.

>>76774195
"President of Basketball Operations" title exists for most franchises. This means you are charged with running the sports side of the team.

>>76778821
sorry i don't know what those are, you're going to have to do an on-ass review for me. thanks.

>>76778834

I WAS FORCED TO WATCH COVINGTON TORCH THE D-LEAGUE, HAUNTING ME, ALL THE WHILE.

>>76778834
>Dario, Cov and Embiid have all proven they are viable NBA starters.
literally who?

What the hell happened to Deron Williams? He scored 5pts in his last 5 games. Why does he suck now?

>>76778935
>pretending you don't know who embiid is
Sad!

>>76778940
He's older than Lebron despite less league experience.

>>76778940
>now

>>76778940
He got the only coach that ever made him look good fired. System baby to the maximum.

>>76778940
He forgot that he's better at beating people on the first step than try to cross them up

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>>76778396
>dat shitty cut mixing
lmao learn ableton faggot

does embiid even play basketball? isn't he that twitter personality?

is that the kind of players the shitt-a-delphia 7-75ers draft?

>>76779063
I use reaper

>>76779075
looks like one of the guys around town who makes his living stealing bicycles.

>>76779089
embiid looks like a goku SS3 who cut his hair like a piece of broccoli

Kyrie
Melo
Lebron/PG
Faried
TT

>Faried, Melo take major pay cuts
do they win?

>>76779084
how's the video in that piece of shit??

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>>76779139
its really bad anon don't bother

goat for tracking live instruments, guitar, bass, drums, etc but everything else is subpar

>>76778940
>Why does he suck now?
>now
http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/12690080/washington-wizards-paul-pierce-speaks-truth

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what did he mean by this

>Kenyon Martin - right ham string
>White Chocolate - Leg injury, Limped off Floor
>Corey Maggette - right knee injury

lol big3 tourney killing legends out there. That shit flopped

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>>76779153
do you use a visuals program like arena??

>>76779201
Amazing league, they letting them play physical like real men. The NBA might die in a year or two with competition like this.

>>76779201
They get an entire week of rest. They'll be fine.

>le speed up old records and jump start an entire career off of unsourced/uncredited samples man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLY-8LHJqd8

Fuck Kanye.

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Just ordered one of these

>>76779247
>not a single edited sample
>just straight sped up

wtf I hate kanye now?

>>76774145
Ainge probably feels like shit over refusing to budge on the #3 pick + Brown for Butler deal now

My second favorite album of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hp0NH91F5U

>>76779247
It's like you never heard of Diddy doing the same thing, but actually paying for the sample.

>>76779295
>inb4 they never wanted butler in the first place.

>>76779303
I miss DMX so fucking much. Hardest shit I ever heard to this day.

>>76779327
Right

Yet they want Paul George who is as good as Butler but less clutch and on a worse contract

>>76779376
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE

>D'angelo russell was in attendance of the BIG3's opener seen with new teammates of the Brooklyn nets: Archie goodwin, Caris LeVert and Rondae Hollis-Jefferson.
>Russell received quite the negative reaction when announced over the live speaker

LOL, sorry russell i liked you but damn it must suck to be you right now. Not even the Nets fans like you.

>>76775464
Hinkie didn't have two old all-time greats to fleece a retard like Billy King, Sixers didn't even have their own draft pick when he was hired.

Ainge started on the third base, Hinkie started from the bottom and Hinkie's haul is still miles better than Ainge's.

>>76779387
Those weren't Nets fans

>>76774294
>Lithuanians are a race

>>76779399
nets fans were there though

Worst teams in the league next year

1. Magic
2. Bulls
3. Nets
4. Knicks
5. Charlotte
6. Lakers
7. Mavs
8. Heat
9. Bucks
10. Suns

Why do i see KD's take on shit that happens on the NBA, literally anything that happens, these faggot reporters HAVE to ask KD about it. someone needs to tell KD to stfu.

>>76779409
Replace the Bucks with the Niggets

>>76779417
Nuggets had the third highest offense in the league last year.

>>76779418
theyre owned by ann & stan kroenke, they aint doin shit

>>76779418
The Bucks were a playoff team that could have beaten the Raptors last year if Parker was healthy. They will only get better with another year under their belt, no way in hell will they not be a top 10 team in the NBA next year

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Post shit casual NBA "fans" say. I'll start:

>The Bucks were a playoff team that could have beaten the Raptors last year if Parker was healthy.

bahahahaha

>>76779507
>Raptors will beat the Cavs next year.

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>>76779507
lebron is top 10

>>76779507
>Who is John Wall?

>>76779507
They easily would have. They beat you in game 1 and demolished you in game 4. If they had one more player outside of Antetekounmpo they would have one the series. Hell they'll probably be better than the Raptors with one more year of experience from Brogdon

>>76774145
Pacers can always get the 28th pick in the draft and a player with a torn acl. Enjoy that rebuild

>>76779507
>The 2017 warriors could beat the 2007 Warriors

>>76779507
>Post shit casual NBA "fans" say

"We didn't even want fultz anyways"

>>76775184
SKEEEUP

In the 2002-2003 Season the Philadelphia 76ers celebrated their 40th Anniversary. In 2008-2009, the 76ers celebrated their 60th Anniversary. How is this possible?

>>76779540
Dlo 2.0

>>76779580
u salty

>>76774785
Wade is too old to be effective now. And Carmelo is straight cancer for any team.

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RIP Prodigy.

John Wall will forever be a shook one.

Bumpin Mobb Deep all night in your honor.

>>76779599
Wade would be the perfect 6th man.