/hoc/

>>76771737
1st for pulju

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Say my name

>>76771772
Bon Aqua

>>76771772
Who even takes these photos?

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>Tfw the Pirates have actually been decent since he graced the mound

Is he Jesus?

>>76771772
Bo Naqua

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>mfw we drafted Jonathan Toews 2.0

>>76771772
>backwards cap with hood up

???

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>>76771807

Why can't Canada get an autistic nationalist PM who would forbid canadian players from playing for american NHL teams?

Then Jets, Sens, Leafs, Montreal, Oilers, Flames and Canucks would be all-star teams

>>76771871

That was Harper's main campaign promise in 2015

Canada is gay as fuck

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>>76771871
Because the NHLPA literally has more sway and authority than the Canadian gubmint.

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>>76771871
There is literally zero players in the league who care about Stan Lee. Crosgods the only superstar who will take paycuts and thats because hes autistic. Everyone just wants the sheckles

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>no hockey loving gf and no hockey to watch for 3 months

>>76771984
m-maybe i can be your hockey loving gf :3c

Brian Hedger

@BrianHedger

RLT ... heard no less than three times at the draft that #Blackhawks are looking to bring Sharp back on a cheap Campbell-like 1-year deal.

LUL

>>76772036
reddithawks 3.0 : nostalgia edition

>>76772052

It's like they think rebuilding all those old teams will suddenly make them not get swept again.

Even though all their players are old and busted now.

Kekking heartily at this implosion.

>>76771926
But why don't the best canadian players play for Jets, Sens, Leafs, Montreal, Oilers, Flames or Canucks? Don't these teams have any shekels?

>reddithawks sucking it up
>cubs got good
>now fire are top in the league
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>76772065
>You know w-what? There's a b-better way to do this


W-WHATS UP CHICAGO?

>>76772084
fire? did the bulls change their name?

>>76772010
But you're a girl(male)?

>>76771984
>tfw potential hockey loving gf but scared

>>76772139
beggars can't be choosers

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>>76771984
I-I can be your hockey loving gf

>>76772079
No. The Canadian doller is weak af tbqh

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>>76772036
Saad!

>>76772065
They'll fail utterly when they rebuild their original roster. They will obviously age and not work well. Even if quenville is a good coach, they can't work with the original core 7+ years

>>76772181
How come Justin T is getting so much credit from the world then?

>>76772272
Syrians. Muhammad Trudeau loves em.

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EXPLAIN YOURSELFS PUCKFAGS

>>76772293

Too busy nutting inside ur mum

>>76772293
Stay intolerant

>>76771984
I have one but she's annoying because shes a penguins "fan" and we live in philly.

>>76772293
Gotta show crosby some love

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You have 30 seconds to explain why they won't win the cup next year

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>>76772373
Old busted men, Taves is past his prime, Crawford is literal garbage now

>>76772373
Nashville is better

>>76771807
>Guentzel is the only one without his phone out and he is one of the youngest
Bunch of plastic faggots.
Oettinger is going to bust hard while Poehling demands a 3 brothers line in Montreal and they combine for 300 points.

>>76772293
Are there any gay hockey players? I imagine locker rooms would be too brutal for sissy boys

>>76772419
>Are there any gay hockey players?
mcdavid

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I would pay $100 to end the 2017-18 season right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it two years ago in the first round, I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

>>76772419
Probably but hokkei players never talk about that. Player interviews are meaningless, they rarely say anything noteworthy. This isn't the nfl with ooga booga beckham.

>>76772373
Old and slow

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>>76772293

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>>76772419
Hockey is the faggiest sport desu

>>76772455
You should travel back in time to 2004. It is basically the same thing.

>kane
>slow

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>2011 Puljujarvi home
>Party rockers in the house tonight starts playing

>>76772498
Ayyy Holtby got to be in a parade

>>76772520

Where does bulju go for his birthday party?

Dave and Busters

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>With the 4th pick in the 2018 NHL draft the Vancouver Canucks select, out of Mahtomedi High School, Dallas Duckson!

>>76772493
Wtf this makes me sick

>>76772537
Were you actually smart enough to realize dave is similar to mcdavid or was the whole punchline busters?

>>76772455
pongs will fall apart this year. I can feel it. Canes will meme their way to the 'lee in 2018.

>>76772419
Ya when your hangin with the boys its pretty common to talk about women and sex. Probably makes fags uncomfortable

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>>76772537
jej
Dave & Busters is the preferred restaurant of busts everywhere

Reminder that sidney crosby doesn't say he is in a relationship with a woman. Hmm. Suspicious

>>76772537
What's the difference between a Native man and a bench?

A bench can support a family of four

>>76772537
mc donalds

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What emotion is this face trying to convey?

>>76772539
>24 games
>1 g 2 a

Sounds like a vancouver type of pick to me.

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>>76772583
He has had the same 6/10 GF for years. I am sure someone has a pic.

Laine has an elite GF though.

>>76772586
i feel kinda bad for laughing at this but it was funny

>>76772583
Sid has a gf. I've seen her at games.

>>76772419
Sean Avery probably

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>>76772419

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>>76772586
What is the difference between hitler and the boston bombers?

The bombers succeeded in ending a race.

>>76772616
Is that Jillian Janson?

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>>76772628
Just like how Aaron Rodgers really really liked women?

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>1) Connor McDavid: 24G,80A
>2) Jesse Puljujarvi: 57G 43A
>3 Patrik Laine: 45G 52A
>4 Sidney Crosby: 43G 50A
>5 Erik Karlsson: 29G 51A

>>76772701
Kane will be 2nd

>>76772708
>A nigger in the top 5

no

>>76772403
>pobros line
Fuuuggggg that's gonna be so good

>>76772748
Patrick you fucking tard

>starts as a homemade porno of Laine and his GF
>pretty softcore until it gets super cheesy
>she says "you can have my Calder Trophy"
>Patte about to put benis in bum
>suddenly McCabe knocks him out with a giant dildo
>Auston Matthews comes in and proccedes to bang here for 88 minutes before busting super hard
>afterwards there is an interview with all four of them in bathrobes where every question is answered with the most stock answer possible

I would probably rent it at a hotel on company expense.

>>76772766
hes washed up and old

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Reminder that the Trashville P. Redditors have ZERO fans from July through March

>>76772787
Just like every other year fag.

>>76772701
>24G

>>76772672
Although to his defence, I wouldn't touch that diseased slut even with a long stick either.

>>76772419
http://urbantoronto.ca/forum/threads/maple-leafs-rookie-jiri-tlusty-im-not-gay-but-i-have-nude-shots-on-the-net.5308/

lol please tell me you remember this, guys

captcha: REAL STOP

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Obligatory Elias Pettersson dangle post.

>>76772293
http://urbantoronto.ca/forum/threads/maple-leafs-rookie-jiri-tlusty-im-not-gay-but-i-have-nude-shots-on-the-net.5308/

meant for you

>>76772799
hes not even on the first line of his own team. Panik was ahead of him on the depth chart

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me playing my clarinet while the kings cruise through the 17-18 post season with ease.

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me when WE drafted anze kopitar 2.0

>>76772790
spoken like someone who's never drunkenly mentioned the Preds anywhere near a Nashville bar

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What is your team doing to celebrate pride day, /hoc/?

>>76772912
id take the chick o nthe right to pound town

>>76772835
>the good link doesn't work anymore

where am I supposed to find cock pictures on the Internet naaaaaow

>>76772944
Google it

>>76772944
>>>/hm/

>>76771804
Their boyfriends

>>76772970
>not appreciating an aesthetic willy

>>76772493
wtf I love Andrew Shaw now

>>76772583
Sid dates a sports illustrated swimsuit model since his first stan lee.

>>76772583
Because sid is autistic and doesn't talk about anything but hockey
I thought letang was the fag but his wife is actually p hot.

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Name me one non bust in this draft class /hoc/

>>76773102
Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen

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>>76773120

>Finland

>>76773139
Yes? Pekka Rinne is one of the best goalies in the world

>>76771807
Reminder Crosby is elite in whatever he does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDMxebBNvjU

>>76773152
Since when?

>>76773174
You're probably one of those fags who thinks Holtby is actually good

>>76773188
Also trash. But seriously, when has Rinne been one of the best? Hes had a reletivly average career.

there is not a single elite goalie in the entire nhl tbqhwyb

>>76773227
Price is elite.

>>76773205
This year desu

>>76773205
He was the best goalie off the playoffs.

Has to mean something, even if he went full Dr.Jekyll& Mr Hyde at the finals.

>>76773227
Casual af post. There are tiers. Most goalies go into mid or above average tier.

>>76773245
>31-19-9 2.42 .918 is good to him

>>76773256
So he can play meaningless games but wont show up when it counts is what youre saying?

>>76773256
Murray led in all goalie playoff stats

>>76773256
>he was the best goalie of the playoffs

Fuck off Jussi. Murray was the best goalie.

>>76773301
Numbers heavily skewed by facing the best offense in the league. No goalies did good against the penguins. Rinne did as much as he could and was better than everyone else

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>>76773301
Most people don't consider playoff games meaningless but okay.

>>76773305
>>76773327

Rinne led all before the finals

>>76773238
>Price is elite.

>>76773327
>Murray was the best goalie
As much as I hate the pens I have to agree. Plus I cant disrespect my Birthday brother like that

>>76773350
Those were regular season numbers you moron.

>Rinne did as best as he could and did better than everyone else

No he did better than Bob. Both Holtby and Anderson had better numbers against the Penguins. If anything Rinnes numbers reflect how bad the west is, since the Pens ran through him so easily.

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look out metro

>>76773356
>Rinne led all before the finals
>Played old man Chicago
>Played St.Louis Teresenkos
>Got refpucked past Anaheim

Lol. Murray had the best numbers since his first game.

Rinne is a starting goalie on one of 31 hockey teams in the best league in the world. That by default makes him one of the best in the world. A consistent starter long term as well

>>76773464
>Played old man Chicago
no bully pls

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>>76773464
Midway through the ECF against a trap playing Ottawa whose best forward also happens to play D?

Great argument Gordo

>>76773464
Ducks were actually very elite desu

>>76773205
he's second only to Lundqvist in untimely chokes

>>76773523
Still better offence than anyone Rinne played lol.

>>76773529
And if the ducks werent refpucked hars they would have beat Trashville. Like I said.

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>>76771984
>tfw gf is obsessed with college hockey but barely gives a shit about the pros

>>76773573
cuz she fucking one of the college players

>>76773573
w-which school bruv

>>76773573
>college sports
why do Americans like them so much? Closest thing we have is the CHL and the only people who care enough to pay attention are the people who live in the towns where they play.

So which player will Boston give a massive contract to a la David Backes with their $13M in cap space? My money is on Sam Gagner.

>>76773669
did you just question and explain the fascination with college level sports

>>76773669
Saw today Gary is interested in nhl funded college hockey and making d1 college hockey bigger

>>76773669
it's a southern thing

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hey boys. thought i will drop by with a little hockey information about my favorite player from my homeland. going to get some ice creams and hopeful to see some girls feet outside their sandals right now. have a good night

>>76773799
thanks pierre

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>>76773669
I have more connection to the school I graduated from than some pro team that could relocate when his wife finds out he is banging his secretary. Also a lot a college towns don't have a pro sports team.
How are you so dumb? As another anon pointed out you almost answered your own question.

>>76773733
They sell Florida Gators merch in a ton of cities in Florida. The only place in the world to find Sudbury Wolves gear is Sudbury. March Madness is a big thing in the us, college games are often nationally televised. The World Juniors and Memorial Cup are comparable but the WJC is an international tournament and Memorial Cup doesn't receive nearly as much attention as American college sports.

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>>76773669
Because college hockey is fun
Go Nads!

>>76773799
thanks pal :)

>>76773853
You STILL havent driven your 1993 chevy piece of shit into the Rainy River. I would tell you to do it now but the pollution would far outweigh your loss of life. Just eat some buckshot.

>>76773561
How exactly does your so called refpuck directly affect Rinne's performance? The ducks had 13 less shots on goal than Preds did.

>>76773853
No way. Vancouver won the draft

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>>76774004
True

>>76774004
the blues had a better draft, canucks memelords online were just sick of being negative so they decided they would like this draft

>>76774037
Holy fug

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>>76774053
Say that to our prospect's face

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Just got off the phone with Chiarelli. He stated Connor Mcdavid will only get 12 million. However "While ticket sales this year were great we envision a steaming Albertan will be taken on the profitability of the team. As a result Mr Katz and I have guaranteed future considerations about part ownership of the team to Mr Mcdavid."

>>76772293
Forced diversity to be "trendy" and (((bettman)))

>>76774192
that fatass retard will be bald by 20 and he looks like woody from toy story

>>76773945
H-how do you know what I drive??

>>76772419
Whoever the kings drafted in the second round

>>76773416
Still would have prefered Patrick.

i drive a 2007 saturn ion :)

>>76772493
Andrew Shaw should become an all star now

>not just having a dodge ram 2500

>>76772419
i want aaron ekblad to force me to suck him off

>>76774296
Philly can have Nolan and his wheelchair

>>76774354
Wtf that is really gay

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>Retard posting has come to a grinding halt
Not on my watch

>>76774207
He's not going to get 12 million, its 10 max or he strangles the team.

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>>76772912
>SLGBTQ

Chris chan never ceases to make me laugh

>>76774375
no you!

>>76772912
I really wouldn't sit that close to chris if I was a woman.

>>76774381
>He's gonna settle for less than Toews and Kane
Nope. It'll at least be $12 million with the cap raises

>>76772672
I learned yesterday that Marc Bulger was dating a man while he was in Saint Louis. Guy was a cop.
He's married to a woman now

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>>76772419

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>>76774445
I mean, Chris is a fucking "women" now, and even changed to Christine. At this point, the people living in that town of Virginia would want to kill themselves whenever (s)he shows up

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>dustin byfuglien will never hold you down and destroy your pussy with his thick hot cock

>>76774499
He's going to be killed by ho sang this season. Mark my words.

>>76774517
Stop being gay

>>76772493
Who the fuck is Andrew Shaw?

>>76774315
Citroen Berlingo here :(

>>76774545
what's that my mexican friend

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Daily reminder that the islanders are on the upswing and will create a dynasty starting next year

can someone post JUST kane

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>>76774575
*blocks your path*

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>>76774600
block their bath

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>>76774567
Cars are extremely expensive in Denmark, and I needed a family-friendly car that could fit a pram in it
It's so shit

>>76774600
*Steals bonnino

>>76774575
Only if they go back to Nassau

>>76774499
who is this semen demon?

>>76774600
Imagine if this 2 year run ends at the hands of an 8 seed islanders next year. Good god.

>>76774616
that stinks. why did you let your wife have a baby?

>>76774646
Probably got forced by the government to get her impregnated by an african immigrant.

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>>76772533
Underrated comment and checkd

>>76774666
that's really funny, dude.

>>76774517
fuck off andrew ladd

>>76774622
They'll never return sadly. Those bastards shrunk the arena, and it can't hold another NHL game

>>76774715
how did they get a shrink ray

>>76774646
I want(ed) a kid myself, felt natural

>>76774635
We'd be a 3rd seed at best in this metro, but with the caps collapsing in albatross contracts and loss of schmidt. Carolina, Columbus and philly are also coming in. It'll be a good playoff battle in the metro this year

>>76774731
They shrunk the size of the arena from a 16000 seat arena to 13000 seats. You need 15000 seats in order to have an NHL team

>>76774748
So what was his name?

>>76774748
did you ever bust your cum on your wife anywhere outside her vagina, like her face or feet? and do you have a son or a daughter?

>>76774782
Lol what?
And I have a daugther

>>76774767
where did they get the shrink ray?

>>76774782
I just told you some immigrant fucked her, he has no idea what they did.

>>76774802
They never got one. Those fucks just took out seats however

>>76774798
did you ever ejaculate on your wife's face or anything?

>>76773504
Top tier post tbwhwy.
t. Beer league goalie

>>76774802
your a fucking retard

>>76774836
Haha, I'll leave that unanswered Amerifriend

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>nico hirscheir

>>76774866
i have a daughter too. i can't wait til she's 16

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>biked for 6 hours in 30 degree weather

I'M MELTING
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>>76774879
i'd pipe that dirty birdy all day

>>76774969
>biked
Is that slang for being plowed in Canada?

>>76774969
gotta get rid of that extra fat

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>>76772293
FUCK YOU FAGGOT

>>76774969
Thirty degrees is pretty cold

>>76775015
do you live in death valley man what the fuck

>>76775031
Death Valley gets a lot hotter than 30 degrees. That's winter weather

>>76774969
>32 degrees
>30% humidity

Shut the fuck up it's great weather

>>76775063
>>76774969
Wait. Are y'all using those commie units???

>>76775063
how is any of that great

i can't walk around with my top off

>>76775031
>not knowing Fahrenheit
what are you some kind of smelly yuro?

>>76775063
nigger detected

im gonna fuck my cousin. fuck this gay earth

>>76775086
Is your name Kimit

>he doesn't like sun and warmth
Fags. Wearing flip flops shorts and tanks is literally kino. So fucking comfy. It doesn't have to be depressing cold all the time ffs

>>76775103
How does that make me a nigger, you idiot.

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>>76775120
hey billy bob how's the hockey and weather?

>>76775120
Just do it.

>>76775141
DAMN Kippers looks like THAT?

>>76775140
negroes prefer hot weather

>>76775120
Literally NOTHING wrong with doing this

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>Le epic beard man

>>76775141
lmao kippers not that good looking to be honest. keep riding that bike

HOLY FUCK THE CANUCKS ARE LEGITIMATE THIS IS NO LONGER A DRILL

>Pettersson (filthy mitts, once he gets a bit bigger will be the steal of the draft, if you don't rate him you don't know hockey)

>Kole Lind (87 (EIGHTY SEVEN) points in 70 games in the WHL

>Michael DiPietro (Memorial cup winning tendy for Windsor, insanity numbers including only giving up 4 goals in his last 8 games)

>Gadjovich (Literal manchild tank. 6'2 210lbs, not afraid to crash and bang, 74 points in 60 games for Owen Sound in the OHL)

Add that to
>Future Selke winner Bo Horvat
>Elite sniper Brock Boeser
>Future Sedin twins Dahlen (with his Timra teammate Pettersson)
>ELITE BINLAND DEFENSE in Juolevi
>5th round pick in 2015 Adam Gaudette potting 52 points in 37 games in college
>#1 goalie prospect in the entire NHL Thatcher Demko
>Baertschi and Granlund, who we FLEEECEEED from Calgary
>Top draft pick next year Dahlin/Svechnikov/Veleno/Tkachuk

Might as well hop on the Canucks bandwagon, all shitposting aside this team is downright dangerous in a few years, how the FUCK has Jim Benning taken a team with absolutely no prospects to a future contender? I'm absolutely shaking... the future is now fellow Canuckfriends

>>76775177
No they don't. They'll move to wherever they like and adjust.

>>76775120
Hot as fuck tbdesu. Be sure to give us the details.

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>>76775177
is that true?

is that why they're not in cold climates like canada

but when they do they're like PK Subban and are the greatest at hockey

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>>76775201

>>76775201
Canucks won't leave bottom 5 before the Sedins retire

>>76775201
>Future Selke winner Bo Horvat
Horvat literally cannot play defence. He's a much better offensive player

>>76775253
it's funny because he's touted as being good at the face offs and good at defense

but he's none of those

>>76775291
Whats his faceoff win%?

>>76773853
tfw no thicc mommy gf

what is it gonna take to get matt duchene to nashville so he can put up 70+ points a season and win a cup.

Fuckin eh bud we got Jessey Pooajappy and now this dirty Japanese kid that's like freaking 4 ft tall he's got no goddamn weight to his frame he's got no meat and he will get muscled off the puck both of these kids are too weak for the NHL now let me tell you something back in my day the NHL players were big tough and mean and they had a big muscle big dick in that was just in there is no other way of entering the league if you didn't have those in this nothing to you now I'm telling you this you look at any other proscout in the league and they will tell you that size overspeed size over skill there's no need to go anywhere else to exist these fucken kids they got no heart they'll turn the puck over and expect the someone else to get it back and then they pass the puck it's ridiculous how kids just shoot the puck in the net there's no responsibility anymore they have no reason to come and play some defense so let me tell you this next time you try and take a NHL kid and he's 4 foot tall you look at the goddamn reach on your own neck and looking African mirror and then you'll see that there's no one else you should be drafting

>>76775321
50%

>>76775321
50%

>>76775332
>taking japanese manlet when big dick vesaLAINEn was available
not sure what the oilers were drinking

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>>76775332
>his team captain can't nurture and mold manlets into viable nhl scorers

Send Yamamoto-chan to the Pongs

>>76774969

It's 44C here. Sucks it up you fucking pussy.

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>>76775388
>Finns that play in the SHL
Good bait

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>mild play in vegas on a friday
Think im going to vegas again lads. Anyone else planning a trip?

>go to Vegas in march
>its warmer back home

>>76775482
bullshit

>>76775563
no but im about to walk my legs up my wall and nut into my own mouth while looking at traps

>>76775482
>44C in a fully air conditioned house eating big macs out of your feeding bag
Real hard. Most houses in Canada built before a few years ago don't have AC

>>76775606
not my problem bitch lol move to a first world country :p

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>>76775596

It's cooler because it's 6:30 now but that was another 10 degrees higher earlier.

>>76775660
vegas?

how many wins is vegas going to get? ill say they get 35

>>76775682

Washington State.

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>>76775696

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What are you bros eating for din dins?
I made pancakes

>>76775602
i always want to eat my cum but never do it last second

>>76775694
51

>2008 draft

>toronto maple leafs select Luke Schenn 5th overall
>erik karlsson went 15th overall

>>76775715
pancakes is breakfast food you fucking retard

also no flour lol

>>76775715

Snacking on trail mix and drinking iced tea desu. Cutting back on meals, etc to cut down a bit for the summer and get into better shape.

>>76775786
trying to gain weight cause I'm a skelton lanklet

You now remember Tuomo Ruutu

>>76775866
oh not bad

i went to the greek festival and had a gyro, souvlaki, balaclava, loukoumades, and brought home some calamari

gotta eat big come on

>>76775715

Hamburger soup

>>76775874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeRRQnfSS8s

yes

>>76775898
Is their anything hotter than woman who can put food away? Not counting landwhales.

>>76775898
gotta eat big to get big to confuse the metabolism right babe?

You know remember Toplel Kekalainenen

>>76775961
i don't understand why fat people eat so much if they don't work it off

what's the point of eating so much then?

>>76775631
Rekt.

>>76775997

Food is good

t. fatass

>>76775606
>tfw house has heated floors but no A/C

I wonder if "heated floors" was an 80's/90's thing. Literally no once else I know have heated floors.

You are now aware of Keith Seabrook

http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=10656

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HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

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>>76775715
steak and eggs #healthyasfuck

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>has never played the game of hockey
>thinks his opinion is worth a damn

>>76776113
enjoy that cholesterol joe rogan

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>just ordered some jamaican jerk wings
>no hockey to watch and eat them with

>tfw no high test braphog to queef in my face

>>76776151
I've played the NHL video games and played street hockey with bros growing up. Fuck you, family.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jys_SuLW9Es

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>>76776185
>his parents didn't love him enough to put him in hockey growing up
>you will never have memories of road trips with your parents for those far road games/tourneys
>you will never know how it feels to win and party with the buds

>>76775715
Grilled some chicken for dinner and lunches this week. Roasted some turnips and made a spinach and radish salad all from the garden.

>>76775985
>That glare he gave Joey from the sky box right before he fired Todd Richards

Oh, how can a boy forget...

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Me

>>76776085
this made me sad

>>76776259
Whoa handsome

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>>76775762
Wait are you trying to tell me a player that went on to have a better career was selected AFTER another player?
NO FUCKING WAY HOW COULD THAT EVER HAPPEN?

>>76776047
I've seen them in a couple houses. They're pretty meme though

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>>76775898
>reheating calamari
Why are you such a fucking moron?

>>76776293
toaster

oven

>>76776259
yummy

>>76776293
Haha nice pic. Hope you don't mind if I save it

>>76776293
steam them you FUCKING IMBECILE

>>76776273
go back

>>76775715
had fried chicken and mac and cheese

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>>76776302
Enjoy your toaster ovened rubber.

reheating calamari is yucky but asian people love eating gross stinky shit

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>>76776311
Go right ahead. Thank you for asking and nice dubs.

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>tfw already thinking about tomorrow's meals

>>76776370
Haha thanks my man

weak draft.
at least the Panthers finally got someone that knows how to shoot.

>>76776370
wtf lol... is that a deer

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>>76776224
S-stop

>>76776402
quite

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>not having a team compete for the oldest trophy in sport

>>76776395
guess what, next year is even weaker

>>76776440
i'll smoke weed out of that