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/f1/ - Formula 1 General - "Just an accident" edition

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>Countdown to Austria GP:
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>Session times in your time:
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>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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>Usually reliable F1 Acestream:
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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 153 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 139 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 111 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 92 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 73 points

>News
Stroll on podium
McHonda in the points
Meme race
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>>76771446
I said no Brit OP allowed
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1st for innocent germans
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Stop lie to yourself bunch of hypocrites. If that's was the OPPOSITE, (Vettel slow down then Hamilton hit him) of course, you will have the same opinion! Of course, of course, of course of course of course...
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>"Hamilton didn't break check Vettel"
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>>76771458
VET is clearly at fault here, stupid move and he should have his emotions under crontrol, but fuck me if this isn't entertaining as hell. Hoping for more shit like this, VET has the psychological advantage for now.
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>>76771458
if your grandma had wheels, she would've been the wheelbarrow of the entire town
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>>76771456
thanks for trying
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Hamilton did nothing wrong, he was just trail braking
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>More podiums than Huelkenberg
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To the brit
the analysis says he didn't brake-check, sure
but watching his onboard he fully braked OUT of the corner and decelerated by 40kmh in an area where no sane driver should be slowing down
if thats not brake-checking I dont know what is
VET shouldmt have bumped him afterwards though, karma struck both and GOATiardo won
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>>76771479
FIA and Brits EXPOSED
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friendly reminder that Mr Negro couldn't catch Vettel who was with an old engine
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Seb would have approved the camps.
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>not disliking both Ham and Vet
>not supporting the mongols

Hamshit is a diva and a massive carbabby.
And Vettlel is a cunt and also massively overrated.

I wish Gimi wouldn't be shit but atleast i can still hope that Bottas will eventually get more points that the shigger and make him ragequit retire.
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>>76771487
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Vettel telling Hamilton to go pick his cotton after the race was really uncalled for.
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>>76771479
FACTS
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>>76771505
the only way to watch this sport is to embrace the finns. for a country with no emotions i sure do yell a lot at the telly.
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>>76771511
Raimi really went too far there
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>>76771479
Desu that means nothing because he could be applying only 1% of brake and the on-screen graphic will still display the brake as "on"
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>>76771491
It was just his time I guess.

Bet you ripped your cock off, though.
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>>76771533
>GIVE ME A STEERING WHEEL COME ON MOVEEEE
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whatever happened to poppy.gq?
is there anything similar to it up right now?
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*Strolls up behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid
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gibe me de steering wheel :D

gan't drive without :DDDDDDD
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>>76771544
Thats not how those graphics work and if you've ever watched a single race in the last 20 years youd know that
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>>76771600
is he, dare i say it, /ourjew/?
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>measly 86 points on badger
FUCK
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>ruins his legacy in 1 race
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>>76771677
nice try valtteri stroll but a cheeky bumperino isn't quite enough for that
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>>76771608
o fugg da steering wheel is gone :----DDDD

gimme a new one X--DDD
GOME ON :DDD
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>>76771646
>forgot to make the predictions
>43 points
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>if only he contained his german autism he would have had a 27 point lead instead of 14 points.
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kankerposters ensemble the brits are attacking our position
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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>76771610
the brake graphics USED to show brake as a trace/dial/whatever like the throttle and revs are, but now it's just a binary on or off on the graphics.

It doesn't tell you a single thing about how much he's braking
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this is worse than the post-Monaco team order talk
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>>76771803
well if he applied full brakes, he would lock up
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This season is so fucking great, what did we do right to deserve this?
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>>76771458
what positions were they in when this happened?

missed the greatest ever race :/
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>>76771803
>It doesn't tell you a single thing about how much he's braking

m8 you ever drive a car with a set of racing/track oriented brakes? they are like on/off switches
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>>76771826
Rosberg sacrificed himself for our sins.
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>>76771803
You are not taking into account how powerful f1 brakes are

A light touch like Hamilton did in Baku is more than enough to go from 70 to 50 like he did and cause vettel to crash into him
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>>76771505
>>not disliking both Ham and Vet
but i do i only care for my wünderboy amx OBVIOUSLY
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is there somewhere I can watch or download the race? I slept through it like a pleb
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>>76771836
Force India had realistic chances for a 1-2 finish btw until Ocon binned it into Perez
>>76758031
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>stroll only 1 point behind HUL
>and he has infinite the amount of podiums HUL has
Hulkenberg exposed?
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>>76771905

demonoid.pw/files/?uid=9412950
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>>76771905
http://racing4everyone.eu/
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>>76771836
1st and 2nd btw
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>>76771802
Based straya, I actually went for 4 safety cars too after seeing your post.
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>>76771850

What >>76771817 said. Racing drivers, or at least good ones, feather their brakes gradually. If you apply all the brake pressure at once you're an idiot
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>>76771929
they don't have the same car
>Stroll needed Massa retirements for his two best finishes in F1
>people now rate him
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>>76771932
>>76771937
thanks lads
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>>76771458
Shut the fuck up you fucking frog Hamilton dickrider
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>>76771961
>massa would be on the podium this race

never again
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>>76771948
there's still no such thing as using racing brakes mildly. the earliest activation point usually feels somewhere around 60-70% full brake power.
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>2 weeks of this argument
>2 weeks of screenshots of telemetry
>2 weeks of the same points over and over
I wish the race had been dull
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>>76772053

At least the Dutch will be quiet.
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>>76772053
You should be watching a different sport, f1 is about drivers soap opera, not racing.
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Who would win in a fight though?
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>(((Stroll)) - 1 podium
>Hulk - 0 podiums

Nazis BTFO
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>>76771938
thanks

>Yeah he break checked me so what do you expect?

The amount of arrogance in Vettel is astounding tho.
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>>76772072
>Dutch
>being present outside of race threads
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>>76771961
>implying I didn't rate stroll since China when he made it Q3
he's not bad, just horribly inexperienced
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>>76771987
so we're basically descending into semantics here

by 1% i obviously meant the least he could brake while still applying some braking force

and F1 is brake-by-wire now which means the brake pedal isn't directly connected to the rear brakes
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>>76772072
Verstappen has as many DNFs this year as Vandoorne.
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>>76771803
>the brake graphics USED to show brake as a trace/dial/whatever

Wrong. It has always been on/off and will be for the foreseeable future. I challenge you to find me a clip that proves me wrong.
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>Why cant we have a pilot in F1?
>Why cant we have a circuit in F1?

F1 needs our meme powers.
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>>76771941
Wait there were 4? Do they count the one before and after the red flag as separate ones?
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>>76772138
>Verstappen is literally Vandoorne tier.

Good point, m8.
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>>76772143
I might be confusing it with another series but it was something like this

https://youtu.be/ehZsfG6M6MI?t=14
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>>76772200
Yeah. Never been used in F1.
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>>76772138
So I'm guessing that answers the question about how vandoorne would perform if he had a better car.
Shit.
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>>76772119
Uhh can you shut up please
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>>76772241
'No'
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>>76771802
this is no longer bantz, this is fucking harassment.
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>>76772286
I don't really think you should be proud of being a general resident. Literally for what purpose other than shitposting should you post in /f1/ outside of race weekends?
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>>76772072
Sup'
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>>76772173
Algarve's circuit will be on the calendar soon and would probably make for some great racing.

As far as pilots I don't think we have anyone good, unfortunately. At least we have Monteiro's podium from like 10 years ago.
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>>76772217
I swear it was used at one point, but at least the fact that WEC uses it proves that it's possible

Your memory must be better than mine then, if you're 100% sure F1 hasn't used it
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>>76772408
Antonio Felix da Costa is your best driver, and he's doing okay but not great in Formula E
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>>76771970
Why? I hate Hamilton but Vettel is worst.
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>>76772433
He's not that good. RB picked Vergne over him for Toro Rosso. That tells you all you need to know.
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>long straight
>decide to sleep because Mercedes power lol
>red flag
>4 safety cars
>stroll podium
>ded gimi
>HAM-VET drama
>BOT came back from dead last on the last straight
JUSD DDD:
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street circuits are objectively the best kind of track.
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I miss the old points system. Stroll would be ahead of Massa lol
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>reply to someone's comment on a youtube video about the race
>an argument breaks out and Im not alerted every time one the retards make a comment
why
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>>76772723
>not
that was supposed to be now, how you guys enjoyed the blogpost
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>>76772723

They're deleting top comments too if they're "controversial"
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>>76772527
me too. i woke up early to watch some shit races but the only race this year that i dont watch this shit happens. honestly
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>>76771544
Losing all these years made you a very bitter nigger. :)
Stay mad nigger.
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>roommate who also watches F1 said he wants to skip it because Baku is shit
>watches it anyways
>his face when this race

It was true magic
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>>76772411
Yeah, this is some Mandela effect shit for me, because I could swear I've seen the brake bar move down as the speed reduces. Fucking hell, I just can't find any video with it, 2003-2017.
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>>76772053
It's just the Hamilniggers who can't accept the truth. blame them not us VetGOD fans.
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>>76772909
What am I bitter about?
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it was funny how vettel nigger defence force was defending him so hard trying to claim hamilton braked

>vettels a gud boy he dindu nuffin
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Hamilton fanboys keep claiming that the onscreen graphic was out of sync, and that Hamilton wasn't actually slowing.
Must be hard to drive a car with the shift lights out of sync...
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>>76773100
those picures show nothing and is too early

stewards already confirmed nice try though
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>>76772136
>>76771803
>>76771486
>>76771544
Finland what the fuck is wrong with you why would you ever defend the nigger when you have based Bottas and Gimi
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ocon did everything wrong
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Which one of you autistic Germoons is behind this thread
>>>/int/76492382
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don't actually see any evidence Hamilton DIDN'T break check him. everything seems 2 point otherwise....
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>>76772608
>TUR
>FRA
>GER
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Hamilton wins the champ.

Cap this post.
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Im disappointed I was hoping for a Verstappen chimp out in the interviews but was not to be hopefully he chimps out next week
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btw I'm officially rooting for Lance now :^)
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>>76773369
>rooting
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>>76773160
I'm not defending him, I'm saying >BUT HE BRAKED T-THE GRAPHIC SAYS SO is a stupid argument to attack him with and to defend Vettel crashing into the side of him with
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>>76773413
>BUT HE BRAKED T-THE GRAPHIC SAYS SO

Explain the shift lights:
>>76773100
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>>76773433
Aussie posters are based I will never shit talk Australia again.
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>>76773433
t. misrepresenting my standpoint

Tell me, Bruce, when you take your foot off the throttle pedal, what happens to your RPM?
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>he missed the race

PMSL
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>>76773484
this must be a swede with a proxy
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>>76773521
Nah just humouring his twisting of my words lad
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Isn't it supposed to be 10 car lengths max between the race leader and the SC too? Why wasn't Hamilton penalized for this?
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>2017
>Not supporting Tricky Ricky, Sultan of Shoe Slurpy
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what is vettels gameplan with acting like it never happened and talks about the "brake check" that never happened instead?
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>>76773096
>vettel nigger defence force
It's the Ferrari defence force you fucking cuckola
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Is this the moment Lewis ruined his headrest and lost Baku?
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how hard would germans on this board cum if Vettel joined mercedes?
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>>76773709
How can it be dangerous driving if what he did wasn't dangerous? hmmmm
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>>76773754
what about vettel and no-podium nick?

would they regress into barbarianism?
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>>76773745
or was it headbanginginpitlane.webm? (cant find it)
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>>76773754
merc is a british team anyway. brackley isnt in germany main base is vast majority british

when they win championships they thank the people back at brackley and celebrate there mostly not germany

just german money and name nothing else
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>stroll has a many podiums as amx in 2017
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>>76773628
Doesn't apply when bunching the pack up for the restart. At Baku you need to bunch the pack up really early because of the massive straight before the pit entry
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>>76773795
LMAO TOOTHPASTES BTFO
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Sebastian "drive shit get hit" Vettel displaying again why he's the boss. How can he be so based? Hamilton shaken to the core.

>>76773754
Not much, I like the mafia + Vettel combo
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>>76773745
>>76773785
still his headrest rises
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>>76773800
Does it say that in the rules? That the race leader is allowed to back everyone up? dont think so
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This is the performance of a #2 driver.
When will AMX learn and stops killing his red bulls trying to push this hard?
Also if things keep going this way Ricci will outscore Bottas confirming him a wobbler tier driver.
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>>76773820
Literally /ourguy/
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>>76773838
Yes it does.

>40.11 When the clerk of the course decides it is safe to call in the safety car the message "SAFETY CAR IN THIS LAP" will be displayed on the timing monitors and the car's orange lights will be extinguished This will be the signal to the teams and drivers that it will be entering the pit lane at the end of that lap. At this point the first car in line behind the safety car may dictate the pace and, if necessary, fall more than ten car lengths behind it. In order to avoid the likelihood of accidents before the safety car returns to the pits, from the point at which the lights on the car are turned out drivers must proceed at a pace which involves no erratic acceleration or braking nor any other manoeuvre which is likely to endanger other drivers or impede the restart. As the safety car is approaching the pit entry the yellow flags and SC boards will be withdrawn and replaced by waved green flags with green lights at the Line. These will be displayed until the last car crosses the Line.
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>>76773814
why do you hate me bahamas we're in the same boatI want ricci to succeed just as much as AMX and RBR btfo the nigger together
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>>76773839
>tfw too fast for Formula 1
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>>76773867
before the restart tho
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>>76773905
The SC in this lap message had been given.
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>>76773839
I'd like to see how many crashes amx and ricky have since spain 2016
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look
biscuit did a thing
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>>76773891
good lad
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How many points is he going to win the 2017 WDC by?
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Just saw the race boys.

>punished kimi
>the damage on the car when rolling it into the garage

It's sort of a wonder that they let him drive like that. Can't be very reassuring down the straight. Especially front wing damage that could lodge under the front tyres and kill braking.
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>>76774065
-14
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>>76773823
Wtf is going on here
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>>76774100
Indian head bobble.
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>>76774100
Lewis fucking up his headrest.
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reminder amx would've won today by like 40 seconds had he not retired

really, the only reason anyone on the podium today got there is because of all the retirements and tomfoolery up front. anybody who would've been lucky enough not to retire or get a loose headrest/bout of road rage EASILY could've beat fucking

1 RIC, shit driver who had an early stop that put him behind the pack on lap 5
2 BO22AS, who had to pit on the FIRST lap AND un-lap himself before climbing back up
3. Stroll, who drove clean and ok but is also the product of literally everybody ahead of him retiring or getting slain by memes and is probably going to have his first and last podium
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>>76774100
autistic screeching
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Where did Bottas get that speed from at the end? Did Stroll let off the throttle or did BOT >burn oil
>>76774138
SEETHING
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I wanna be a racecar driver
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>>76774091
14 points clear of Shittel? Good prediction, I can get on board with that.
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>>76774138
>Shit driver
Came from 14th after having to pit due to debris on his brakes to win the race.

Like calling Button a shit driver after he won the Canadian GP from last when Vettel spun on the last corner.
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>>76774173
I think it was Strolls fuckup. I bet he thought finish line is at the start of that straight and just let off the throttle. Bottas was 1s+ behind him before last turn, no amount of drs can outrun that halfway through the straight.
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>>76772411
It was used at one point.
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>>76774214
button is shit
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>>76774173
Well when they were talking about Lewis' attempts on Shittel at the end, they talked about how he had been saving his tyres a bit so that he could really attack on the last few laps. So maybe Bottas was the same. Also he might have just turned up the engine too. Getting into DRS range was the critical thing, once he had he was able to fly past $troll.
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>sexy boy's
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>>76774241
You clearly haven't seen all 4 hours of the 2011 Canadian GP, newfag.
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Man, Verstappen is in such shit luck lately, quite disappointing.

Stroll was immense, out of fucking nowhere too, nearly matched Ricciardo for pace.

lol'd at Vettel vs. Hamilton, but desu, Vettel is lucky he wasn't DQ'd because he straight up drove into another driver.


And Hulkenberg is a moron.
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>>76774241
lmao
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>>76774253
that was still wayyy to fast in comparison to stroll, the russian lad's probably right, stroll might've let off the throttle early. It's a shame I was rooting for him hard
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>>76774241
Daily reminder Button outscored lewlew in mclaren.
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>>76774214
he literally won the race because hamilshit got a freak malfunction and vettel spazzed like a fucking villager

he wouldn't have even passed perez for the podium

won from 14th does sound nice though
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>>76772933
It's only been used for throttle.
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>>76774400
Actually, it was 17th. My bad. He had a tidy race, despite the almost Wobbler-tier bad luck with his car.

Does anybody still have the copy pasta of the Wobbler F1 checklist?
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>>76774274
I have

>>76774371
lmao

>>76774384
lewlew is shit as well
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/r/equesting Ted's face on the little girl
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>>76774454
Wobbler Checklist

Bad Pitstop [ ]
FAIL undercut [ ]
Losing places from the start [x]
DRS not working [ ]
KERS not working [x]
Mysteriously has no grip [ ]
Wrong tyre choice [ ]
Staying out too long when it rains [ ]
Pussying out to Team Orders [ ]
Flipping upside down [ ]
Vomiting in his helmet [ ]
Eaten alive by a Kangaroo [ ]
Multi 21 [ ]
Multi 12 [ ]
Car burns spontaneously [ ]
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>>76773820
REAL FUCKING NIGGA HOURS
SMASH DAT MO'FUCKING HEADREST BUTTON NIGGERS
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>>76774454
Found one:

Mark Webber Checklist
Bad Pitstop [ ]
FAIL undercut [ ]
Losing places from the start [ ]
DRS not working [ ]
KERS not working [ ]
Mysteriously has no grip [ ]
Wrong tyre choice [ ]
Staying out too long when it rains [ ]
Pussying out to Team Orders [ ]
Flipping upside down [ ]
Vomiting in his helmet [ ]
Eaten alive by a Kangaroo [ ]
Wheels coming off [ ]
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>when you can't even copy paste properly
pretend I removed the ticks ok
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>>76774530
I don't have a good imagination
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Fun fact: Every win from Ricciardo came from starting outside the top-3.
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>>76774241
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you massive understeer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 2006 Hungarian Grand Prix, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Brittny's minge, and I have over 300 confirmed grid penalties. I am trained in psychological warfare and I’m the top starter in the entire F1 grid. You are nothing to me but just another apex. I will wipe you the fuck out with understeer the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me across the pitlane? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the McLaren and Ferrari teams and your telemetry is being traced right now so you better prepare for the DNF, maggot. The DNF that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your race. You’re fucking retired, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can push you wide in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in wheel-to-wheel combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the McLaren simulator and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the surface of the track, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit understeer all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Rubens.
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>>76774343
toothpaste apologist
AMX is shit because why does Ricci have 0 issues?
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Its clear who has the moral advantage in this championship fight

Vettel won races having qualified behind Hamilton, Vettel doesn't let his Fincuck win, Vettel literally hits Hamilton, Hamilton got BTFO when he tried to overtake Vettel on track
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>>76774239
>>76774447
Well which one of you is right then?
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>>76771499
Is he /ourguy/ now???
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>>76774558

kek,saved
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>>76774272
I looove boys who dress up like girls. :3
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>>76774551
True. The Australian GP that he was disqualified for because of the fuel issue he started in second. He really is the reverse Wobbler.

>Start 1st
>Wheel falls off - DNF
>Start 1st
>Shit start, instantly fall to 3rd
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>>76774127
Ha that's definitely not really Alonso because Alonso is missing one of his pectoral muscles.
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>>76774663
C U C K !
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>>76774511
>>76774504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-ZlQaWk1r4
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>>76774663
Is that a puffy vulva?
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>>76774726
No - it's a puffy volvo.
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>>76774753
That's the best model.
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>>76774570
It just feels so...right
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>>76774726
Its a benis, m8.
>>76774663
Also, hands neck and legs are quite nice, can actually pass for a real girl with more make up and better clothes.
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>>76774764
Kek. Do you think Eric's son is mentally destroyed?
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>>76774685
It's originally Merhi
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Despite all the flips and fuckups, this is surely the most Webber moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5nAjqF1Exk
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>>76774565
I fucking hate even mentioning anything Verstappen/Hamilton-related on here because of dumb ass shit like this.

Ricciardo has less issues, because that's how luck works, it's not distributed fairly and equally by default, only by coincidence, amongst drivers and you'd be a massive idiot if you expect otherwise like the people who questioned how Hamilton got all the failures and Rosberg didn't.
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>>76774819
Hamilton killed his engines one by one, Rosberg cruised to 2 for 5 races on one unit. Really makes you think.
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>>76773253
wow thats some fucking bold prediction there, better cap it!
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>>76774819
I'm not saying today was Max's fault because it wasn't, but you have to say max has a much riskier style than ricc which tends to lead to more incedents
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>>76774783
I think he's getting there desu. He _really_ sounds like a broken man in some of the Swedish post-race interviews.

He's pretty fucking optimistic and energetic before the races though. I suppose that's good.

>>76774778
>Its a benis, m8.

It's not though. I understand that everyone likes the trap meme but that's obviously not one of them.
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>>76774551
>>
CANADA YES!

CANADA YES!

CANADA

Y

E

S

!
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You are now aware that Lance Stroll is richer than every other driver on the grid combined.
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>>76774138
As if AMX wouldn't have been caught up with meme racing. He's usually a magnet for it.
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>>76774558
Needs relentless in it
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>>76775238
Remember to post this in every thread until the season ends.
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how to have sex with my sister?
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>>76775318

That's more of a question for /turnleft/ desu
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>>76775238
Ahahaha Coco blown the fuck out
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>>76775318
Fuck you doing in the States, max?
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>>76775318
gotta sit next to her on the couch
slowly work up to caressing her thigh
and then work up to sniffing her cooch
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>>76775318
Sweet home, Alabama
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>>76775411
how slow? I'm not very patient
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>>76775449
About as slow as you are when you've had your oxycontin.
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>>76775469
that's pretty slow
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>>76775238
>>76775292
>>76775362
I guess you're buttblasted because the FIA didn't side with you?
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>>76772608
>Not using 10-6-4-3-2-1 system
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>>76775612
10-8-6-5-4-3-2-1 is much more fair
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Sergio Perez is the most talented driver on the grid
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>>76775592
>muh fia
>crying about a little wheel bump
>muh future of the sport

the absolute state of hamilton and his fans
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>>76775159
vettel is pretty fucking rich from his Ferrari contract, how much is Lance's dad's net worth?
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>>76775592
Hamilton refuses to accept responsibility for his actions as usual, and instead doubles down with a moralistic, emotion-based rant about the children.

Literally F1's first female champion.
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>>76775734
multiple billions
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>>76775759
oh well nvm then
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>>76775756
>Literally F1's first female champion.

kekked
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>>76775783
>>76775759
Though it's not his money yet right?
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>>76775592
>complaint safety car is slow
>go even slower
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>>76775756
>Hamilton refuses to accept responsibility for his actions
so did Vettel

>>76775859
It was the safety car restart

You have to at Baku otherwise this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHURLy01g8I
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>>76775159
Does he have a title to go with the wealth?
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>>76775886
That's right. But Vettel didn't argue based on emotions and "waah, what about the poor, innocent chilluns?"

That's why I said he was F1's first female champion.
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>>76775756
>emotion-based
>not vetlel

Autism: the post
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Was the Vettel/Hamilton incident before or after the red flag?
>>
Guys I forgot. Who's time is it again?
>>76776417
Before
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>>76776417
Excuse me, before obviously since Vettel got his wing replaced, I was just wondering whether that incident affected Hamiltons headrest.
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>>76776349
Hamilton has thrown far more tantrums than any other driver, and has offsided pretty much every driver - it's always their fault, or the team's fault.

>>76776437
There's a webm further up of Hamilton banging his head furiously in another temper tantrum. That probably did it.
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>>76776437
No I would say nerves about the restart and emotions being high about what happened caused him to mess up getting prepared
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JUST
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>>76776424
Its Michael time to wake up from his coma.
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>>76776539
He's been out of a coma since 2014.
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Guys, what's up with the Ocon-Perez incident? Who was in the wrong there?
>>
Irregardless of whether Hamilton braked early, Vettel's reaction was that of an 8 year old child.
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>>76776646
Racing incident no one at fault. Pretty similar to the STR incident
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>>76776646
Perez has proved multiple times that he is a reckless crash-prone driver that will compromise his team because he doesn't know when to give up a position. This was probably the last nail is his coffin, now Ferrari will never go for him, neither any other top team.
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>>76776714
>>76776717
W-Who do I trust??
>>
>>76776784
The hue isn't wrong about Perez and his Ferrari chances. It was a racing incident though
>>
I only just woke up.

Have all you faggots apologised after the telemetry showed Lewis did nothing wrong?
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>>76775756
Wow sorry I touched a nerve buddy ;)
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>>76777040
>trusting stewards
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>>76777040

>>76775238

>inb4 "the on-screen telemetry is out of sync"
Are his shift lights also out of sync?
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to lose like this. 3xWCC forgot to pin down the headrest after the red flag.
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>>76777093
>>76777116

So it's a conspiracy now right? Instead of admitting you were all wrong it has to be a conspiracy? They favoured Lewis by having him finish behind Vettel anyway, that was genius.
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>>76777040
>I'm just going to idle in my F1 car around a corner we usually accelerate out of
Lifting/not accelerating is seen as slowing in terms of yellow flags ect right?
Slightly related the commentary said the stewards has said there was no penalty and it I'll be sorted out after the race, then when Hamilton had to pit they changed to give Vettel a penalty during the race.
Not only is this blatant favouritism but they can't penalise Vettel further now because it has been sorted correct?
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>>76772110
He's right though. The exact same thing happened between Mansell and Senna at Adelaide '92, except the hit from the brake test made them both retire. It was a dangerous driving move pulled by Hamilton too
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>>76777199
>conspiracy

Uhh no. Its a matter of using your eyes.

Its a fact that stewards consider other things when giving a penalty not just what happened in the incident.
>>
You guys think if Vettel didn't go into full delete nignog mode he'll probably be able to win the race?

Also why does it feel better to cheer for ALO to get points kek
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>ok lewis try to push it down on the straights
how about you do your job Toto Wolff. you inherited this team from BrawnGP and turned it into shit.
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>>76777254
From the telemetry we have seen there was no brake check break, however if it was a yellow flags Hamilton would have been ruled as slowing adequately. In my eyes I agree with you but to say he break checked is a lie 2bh. He slowed in an area expected to be an acceleration zone, this is what caused the collision.
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>>76777278
Investigate 9/11
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>>76777356
Had he kept his cool he easily would've won.
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How much longer will max be allowed to beat the shit out of his car? He needs to grow up and stop driving like its a game.
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>>76777428
I did compare the two and I think Ricciardo has smoother gear changes.
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>>76777496
What do you mean you compared the two
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>>76777375
>He slowed in an area expected to be an acceleration zone
But as pointed out in an earlier thread, this is explicitly not permitted under SC by regulations
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>>76777375
now you're just arguing semantics
>>
>>76777535
I dunno, due to recent circumstances there is an unease looking at AMX, he is pushing it harder, but these issues shouldn't be happening regardless.
>>
REMINDER that the KRAUT should be charged with HATE CRIME and ATTEMPTED MURDER
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>>76777547
Neither is tailgating and rear ending someone.

I feel like this nearly happened before with Vettel too.
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>>76777609
I'm not saying Vettee isn't in the wrong. I'm saying Lewis isn't blameless for what happened
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>>76777597
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>>76774570

>his fincuck

Holy shit my sides
>>
REMINDER that Vettel said after the race NOTHING HAPPENED
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>>76777569
Yes I suppose so. I'm more interested in the seemingly inconsistent definition of slowing/lifting used than who is at fault or if Hamilton should be penalised.
>>76777547
>earlier in the thread
That was my 4th post this thread can't say I read the whole thing mate or know the SC rules inside out. I did notice he was weaving under one of the earlier SC's and I'm pretty sure that isn't allowed at the point he was doing it.
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sexes for for /f1/
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>>76776784
por lo que vi en el canal de f1latam y espn el que tuvo la culpa fue ocon, pero deberias de ver lo por tu mismo. para mi fue ocon el que tuvo la culpa
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HAAS NOT LAST
exceed all expectations.
the gunmetal grey looks good like a F-22 Raptor.
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>>76777597
>killing someone sitting in f1 car
You know good enough walls and other cars can't do that. There is only one force able to do so and one day he will strike again.
>>
>>76774663
That's a girl. I've been here for too long to see it.
>>
The important part is that tricky ricky won, and hamilshit didn't
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>>76776703
>Irregardless
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>>76778213
Honestly the results were good for everyone but Hamilton and the DNF's. Also Fat John is in despair.
>>
tfw put a cheeky c note on ferrari wcc
starting to sweat after these recent results
>>
Just checked twitter lads and #BETAawards are trending. You guys win anything yet?
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fuck this semen slurping team
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>>76778258
going 2 steal this and post it in every general on /sp/
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>>76778314
I'll try /r9k/ and /soc/.
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>>76778314
>>76778338

hashtag is actually #BETAwards so make sure you change it for me
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>>76778257
yeah that's not gonna happen, Kimi is just too shit, valtierri at least has ambitions beyond beyond 2nd driver, Kimi has resigned to his fate
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>>76778523
It's almost like he sensed a potential podium.
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>>76778523
JUST

what the fuck is wrong with him?
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>>76773974
amx had at least 3 in Monaco last year. Can't remember if he crashed another time

Ricky I know had one in Baku last year, aus and baku this year.
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Why didn't Vettel just kill Hamilton?
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>get cheeky brake checked in a walking pace corner by the chocolate coloured troll man
>look like a complete novice by failing to react at all
>get enraged due to your embarrassing display of driving
>drive into the side of the opponent
>what did i do to deserve this penalty?!
>>
I didn't know how bad the Ferrari defence force in /f1/ was until yesterday

Worse than Hamiltons desu
>>
>>76778914

>>76777597
>>76777712
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>>76778968
t. niggerbrit
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>>76778968
Hamilton doesn't have a defence force here except for a singular Brit ie (you)
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Ugh. The almost complete whiteness of Formula 1 is really problematic.
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what is vettel thinking right now?
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>>76779043
>>76779064
thanks for proving my point lads
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>>76779310
that he is full of resentment induced by HAM and that he cannot do anything about it, while HAM has already moved on.
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>>76779309
this post is rather tiresome don't you think m8. Give us a spell for a few days.
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>>76779310
He extended his championship lead on a day where Lewis was looking good for a win. Take a guess.
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>>76776646
OCon putting pressure on PER to go back home

OCO says he will be on podium soon, which is true
>>
>>76779343
Do you think Abdul gives Sweden's asshole a rest?
I doubt it, he'll continue like his bull does.
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https://soundcloud.com/miezicat/baku-gp-2017-kimi-shouting-for


HEY HEY HEY
>>
Wehrlein will not be welcome back at Sauber next year after stealing Ericsson's point.
>>
>>76779309
Hamilton is black, Weh is refugee, Sainz, Alonso, Perez, Massa are hispanic, Kvyat is halfslav halfchurka, Fat John and Stroll are jews, Gimi and Bottas are mongolians, Ocon is french, Vettel is soviet rapebaby, AMD is a frog, Ricci is wog, Joe Lee and Palmer are literally 3 people and Ericsson is a phone.
>>
>>76779390
He asked the team whether he can pass Ericsson or not, team said ok if he's faster
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>>76779424
you're forgetting he was supposed to give the place back if he couldn't pass alonso.
>>
>>76779430
Yeah my bad, either way with Kaltenborn out i guess Wehrlein will get booted out next year
>>
>Just had a chance to watch the race
YOOOOO
that fucking trolling crashes everywhere, dat vett vs hamlel, BUTTASS CLUTCH, where the hell was all this action last year?
>>
>>76771458
but it wasn't the opposite so stop talking about what could have been and talk about what actually was
the niggercheating is strong in this one
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>>76779444
Cars last year were too good on the straights, so for example you would already be well ahead last year at T1, whereas this year you will be along side. Safety car restarts started the true chaos, which is what everyone was afraid of.
>>
>>76779464
right, the new thicc cars this year changes things. Also did farce india really have the pace to win?
>>
>>76779444
Cars are wider and have more mechanical grip so drivers try stupid shit here and there like its f2.
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>>76779469
Either could have gotten P1-3 depending on what Ricciardo did. Had Massa not had his damper failure he could've won too.
>>
>>76779473
Hopefully more crazy racing
>>76779477
right, it could have been red bull, williams or force india.
>>
Would he have got the penalty if louis didn't have to pit?
>>
>>76779520
yes, the way he hit him it was pretty blatant
>>
Serious question, did Vettel even know that he hit Hamilton? Or was he so enraged he lost sense of reality and cannot remember what happened? Basically, what I'm saying here is thus. Is VETTEE autistic?
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>>76779544
I reckon he accidentally turned the steering wheel while he was busy making gestures at hamilton.
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>>76779544
I don't think he actually hit him, if you listen to what he said, he says he the only time he hit him was when he went into the back of him.
>>
>>76777547
>>76777756
So, was Hamilton penalized? I heard Vettel got 10 secs only ..WTF. I thought that's like a red card offense in football terms. The intent was pretty nasty.
>>
>>76779563
Hamilton basically got a penalty via the headrest.
>>
>>76779563
Also, that was a 10 second stop-go, which is about ~30 seconds.
>>
>>76778523
>prost has no words
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>>76779569
And the only reason Vettel got a penalty during the race was because Hamilton had to pit and that's not fair.
>>
>>76779683
True, but ultimately Vettel did extend his lead, albeit by nowhere near as much as it could have been.
>>
>>76779707
I feel if they didn't give him a penalty during the race they would have stripped the win from him and given an irrelevant cash fine or something.
>>
I feel like punching my neighbors boyfriend

My high test is getting to me, what do
>>
>>76779749
be like VET and MSC, become emotional and say it is his fault or better deny everything
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>>76779764
I'm so aggressive today, don't know why
Feel like I could snap at any moment
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>>76775238
What was Vettel texting at the time or something? they're doing about 50 ks an hour and he has brakes that would stop a planet.
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>>76779782
>victim blaming
>>
>>76779456
>he confirm my point
Who is the child in this situation?
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>>76779782
>cold breaks and tyres
Do you need to be reminded about the 25+ times drivers outbreaked themselves at turn 1 and others?
>>
>>76779785
The police would book the car that rearended the other, they have brakelights for a reason.
>>
>>76779469
Yes. Perez would have won I reckon if he didn't get ocon'd
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>>76773659
Tricky ricky has been pretty disappointing this season. Lucky podiums don't make you a great driver. At least last year he was genuinely faster than boy wonder.
>>
>>76779830
That's because the laws on the road are different. It is illegal in the racing rules to break check under a safety car. Real life doesn't play into it at all.
>>
>>76774883
Because Max is a better driver he gets hit by Fins more often. Bottas is out of his depth, almost taking Kimi out again today and causes Max his issues indirectly.
>>
REMINDER that the KRAUT should be charged with HATE CRIME and ATTEMPTED MURDER.
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>>76779779
Violence is not the answer.

I'm reporting you to the police btw. :^)
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>>76777575
You guys are worse than Max fanboys with your bullshit.

>Battery failure
>Brake failure
>Hydraulics failure
>Overheating because debris in sidepot

Mad Max his driving style is the issue because that is the only reason he could possibly be faster than Ricciardo. Some of you actually believe this nonsense.
>>
>>76779893
Please no
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>>76777428
max should go on a team able to provide a good car, instead of a team where drivers must drive like old people
>>
>>76779901
Not feeling so tough now bully? Huh
>>
>>76774883
Yeah, that's true. No problem with that. And that's with Ricciardo's style already being quite risky and Max is even more extreme.

But it's annoying to get dragged into the typical toothpaste amx-shit because I'm calling his random engine failures bad luck, because those things just happen. Especially when it was the 3rd Renault-engine to break down in the space of what 5 laps?
>>
Just watched the race. Well, that was strange.
When the red flag came out, I was considering to skip to the end because it was the worst race ever up until that point. Glad I didn't!
WELL MEMED BAKU
>>
>>76779920
>worst race ever up until that point
By that point it was already better than last year.
>>
>>76771487
BIG
CANADIAN
COCK
>>
How many skulls do you guys think Amx and his dad bashed after Stroll broke his podium record
>>
>>76771487
>Hulkenberg could've gotten a podium had he stayed with Forskindia and not hit Perez
>the city of zero (0) podiums
>>
>>76779944
Hulkenberg could've gotten a podium if he didn't misjudge the apex and smashed his car into a wall.


lol nah he still would've missed out
>>
>>76779937
amx was younger than stroll when he won in spain.
>>
>>76779961
Yeah but not the youngest Rookie
>>
>>76779920
wat
Baku was the meme-iest and therefore best race of the season.
>>
Kind of wish I was here to see /sp/ react live to the madness
>>
>>76780011
it was off chops
>>
>>76780011
I went back and read the race threads last night and yeah, was pretty good.
>>
Now Hamilton knows Vettel could kill him on track if that was necessary, Vettel is building his status of ultimate bully of the season, he wants choco senna to live in the fear of what might happen, unfocusing him from the WDC. +10 psychological advantage points for the German
>>
>>76780011
The last time threads were that mad was Canada 2011.
>>
I had no idea headrests were made of squishable material. Always thought they were hard carbon
>>
>>76780091
Same, I was really confused to see it squish.
>>
>>76780011
It the biggest meme race I've seen
>>
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1. :)
>>
>>76780051
Remember who cracked the Enigma code and remember who changed sides like traitorous pussies?
>>
>>76780155
How do Indian astronauts defecate?

In designated shitting orbits.
>>
>>76779937
The fuck are you on about...
>>
>>76780186
bait ignored
>>
>tfw father is only a millionaire and not a billionaire so can't into f1

;__;
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HIS
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>>76779309
Dont forger Toto is a wolf
>>
>>76780259
well stroll isn't completely untalented, so you have that against you as well
>>
>>76780051
Is Vettee the new chocosenna, given he comes from the land of chocolate, and rams into his title rival in a rage?
>>
Daily reminder that whoever finishs 5th in Baku is destined to get the 2nd Place in the Driver Championships at the end of the season.
>>
hamiltonfags on suicide watch
>>
>next podium with Vettel and Hamilton will be as awkward as the ones with Rosberg and Hamilton

That's truly a shame, I enjoyed them being friendly towards each other.
>>
>>76772411
>>76774239
i'm sure it was used. must have been in the Schumi era.
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>>76780326
I want them to get into an all-out shit slinging, shouting match on the podium.
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>>76780326
>implying vettel won't bring a knife
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>>76780345
Rope.
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>>76780345
A German knife? :DDDDDD
>>
>McLaren Honda have now completed more race laps in 2017 than Red Bull. (716 vs. 685)
>Alonso did more laps than Verstappen (318 vs 277)
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>>76780326
Vettel will pretend everything is fine and mr. blessed will be forced to do the same.
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>"Valtteri please slow down... please"
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>>76779926
Yeah OK, it was a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the point
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>>76780399
It sure worked for Ros and Ham, they completely fooled everyone making it look like it's fine.
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>>76780091
Same here
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At least now we know Vettel won't end up at Merc next year.
Good for Ferrari, good for Valtteri.
>>
>>76780415
I get what you mean, but Seb isn't Nico, it'll play out differently, I think.
>>
Drivers with no DNF 2017:

HAM, VET, OCO

Who will run out of luck first?
>>
>>76780463

LewLew and Seb will crash in Austria
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>>76780439
>Leclerk and Gio not getting a drive
>Good for Ferrari
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>>76780472
They wouldn't get the drive anyway. Ferrari don't take rookies.
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>>76780468
That was the first race of this year, m8.
>>
Are there any nice new Vettel memes after this GOAT race?
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>>76780472
I doubt they'll get it. I would like to see LeClerc go straight to Ferrari, though.
One could still get it. Assuming Kimi leaves, of course.
>>
>>76780474
>Arrivabenis hugs his boy Charles and congratulates on job well done after 1-2(1) in Baku
I'm not so sure about that now.
>>
>>76780483
Learn to swallow your alphabet soup, Nick.
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>>76780053
New schumi m8
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>>76780517
His dad died a few days ago.
I wouldn't read too much into it.
>>
>>76780051

the bullied has become the bully
>>
>>76780483
Nick, are you trolling us or are your fatty arteries cutting the blood supply to your brain?
>>
Why do people think Vettel was ever going to move to Merc? Ferrari has always been his dream and for all we've seen this year, the Ferrari is better than the Mercedes. Would have been a pointless move.

Same goes for Bottas being replaced. He's doing everything right at the moment. Merc would be crazy to sack him.

>>76780517
I think there's little doubt that leclerc will end up in the ferrari one day, but he'll serve a few years at haas or whatever Ferrari's next B team happens to be.
>>
>>76779841

>lucky podiums

he is driving an unreliable slow shitbox to four consecutive podiums, keep telling yourself that's luck Amx
>>
>>76780543
>he is driving an unreliable slow shitbox to four consecutive podiums
all for times Verstappen qualified ahead and was ahead before he retired or in the case of Monaco got a shitty strategy
Ricciardo's time is over once Verstappen bad luck ends
>>
>>76773709
>"brake check" that never happened
They're not driving mitsibushis you idiot. When you lift off, it's the equivalent of breaking.
>>
>>76780536
>Ferrari is better than Merc

Haha, no. I hope Vettel wins, but the Ferrari is not as good as the merc.
>>
>>76780563

It's been better than the Merc this season.
>>
>>76780563
It's actually better in dirty air.
>>
>>76780566
>>76780569
After the summer break Mercedes will pull away easily once their oil burning and tire pressure schemes come into play.
>>
>>76780557
he did the same as every other lap because of the SC being too close there was no sudden change in pattern

why do you think he got no penalty? some pro hamilton conspiracy? if anything vettel got off lightly for using his car as a weapon
>>
>>76780581
Probably but I hope that Ferrari can deliver a good upgrade, although they rarely do.
>>
post bullies

i'll start
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>>76780593
> for using his car as a weapon
Car ban for brits when?
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>>76780599
>>
>>76780528
>>76780532
>Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Honestly, are you all 12 or do you just not watch quality cinema?
>>
>>76780581

They said the same about this weekend with then upgrades, even with an old engine Vettel could keep up, i't's not happening this year, Ferraris are right up there.
>>
>>76780593
Bin that car.
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>>76780593

>pro hamilton conspiracy

Yes that's exactly what it was, beautiful that only a lap or so later Karma came and delivered perfect justice though.
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>>76780606
the eternal
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>lewis is a good boy, he din break test or nuffin
>>
>>76780621

It wasn't even a ram in F1 terms it was a light nudge.
>>
>next race in Austria
>Kimi is useless again
>Arrivabenis decides to sacrifice him
>Kimi "misses" the breaking point and rams into the side of Hamilton at the first corner
>everyone blames it on his age
>>
>>76780621
>Let's sort this out face to face

coming from the guy who said 'don't touch me' when massa tapped him on the shoulder after lewis crashed into him.

this is some beta posturing for sure.
>>
>>76780654
>Ricciardo glides past all obstacles with eyes closed to secure another easy podium.
>>
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>>76780624
I gave your mum a light nudge twelve years ago and you're here now. A light nudge can do a lot of damage.
>>
I love that Vettel is just flat out refusing to admit that he sideswiped the negro. I hope he carries on with this narrative since it is clearly tearing little bitch apart inside.

>>76780619
>luiz razia
>Drivers know who I'm talking about
hilarious that he thinks he can bant with the F1 drivers.

He's like the kid in the school's 3rd XVIII who trained with the first time team once his mates.
>>
>>76780668
>Lance strolls past all obstacles with eyes closed to secure another easy podium.
FTFY.

Actually that might happen now wtf
>>
>>76780688
I think Vettel is going to do this until lewlew admits he breaktested Vettel.
>>
>>76780688
>He's like the kid in the school's 3rd XVIII who trained with the first time team once calling them* his mates.
>>
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Well fuck this for a game of shite.
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>>76780599
>>
What will Hamilton and Verstappen be like as teammates next year?
>>
Why is OCO so promising?
https://twitter.com/OconEsteban/status/879031468609110017
>>
>>76780721
>this tweet was brought to you by MEDION®
>>
>>76780720
They'll crash each other out the entire season, resulting in RWL
>>
>>76780721
TAKING THIS NUMBER 1 SPOT
>>
>>76780721
>promising
yeah...maybe if he stops crashing of his teamate
>>
>>76780746
He's just asserting dominance.
>>
>>76780720
>having two hotheads in the team instead of le emotionless no. 2 driver
>>
When was the last time a title contender rammed another title contender? Schumacher long ago?
>>
1. Sebastian Vettel 153 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 92 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 73 points

Honestly it's amazing how useless Kimi has been this season.
>>
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>>76780710
>tfw hulkenberg scores zero race points
>tfw he makes his value back anyway because palmer is such a shitter
>>
>>76780769
Last year. Multiple times.
>>
>>76780769
>Spain 2016
>Austria 2016

Casual
>>
>>76780782

On purpose not just crashing into.
>>76780778
>>
>>76780769
Does the Wobbler/Vettel crash count? I think it was Turkey but I can't remember.
>>
>>76780774
he had more bad luck though
could have won Monaco with a decent strategy
could have won Azerbaijan if Bottas was a good driver
could have finished anywhere from 3 to 5 in Spain if Bottas was a good driver
>>
>>76780799
why not use something F1 related instead so it won't get deleted after a few minutes?
>>
>>76780799

>tattoo of Jesus Christ on his arm

Heretic
>>
>>76780799
Enjoy your warning, though it really should be a ban.
>>
>>76780811
They do it without any monetary compensation whatsoever, so they might still be awake.
>>
>/f1/ shit flinging is the same as watching a bunch of 12 yo grills argue over boybands

autism is one hell of a drug
>>
>>76780826
It's ok to admit you hate Hamilton. It's not racist and Uncle Castro won't deport you from Canukistan.
>>
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>>76780826
get off my forum villeneuve, this is a stroll thread now
>>
>>76780826
You had your time, Jacques.
>>
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just posting this
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Here's the driver line-up of next season

Ferrari:
>Vettel
>Perez
Merc:
>Hamilton
>Bottas
Red Bull:
>Verstappen
>Ricciardo
Force India:
>Ocon
>Wehrlein
Williams:
>Stroll
>Alonso
Toro Rosso:
>Gasly
>Kvyat
Renault
>Hulkenberg
>Sainz
McLaren
>Vandoorne
>Massa
Sauber:
>Matsushita
>Giovinazzi
Haas:
>Magnussen
>Leclerc

Discuss.
>>
>>76780853
>sporting
This was the only thing I actually missed, since the only time in the race I came back to /f1/ was the red flag.
>>
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>>76780855
>Ferrari
>Perez
>not Leclerc
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HAM TELLING IT LIKE IT IS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBPBrJ74C8I
>>
>>76780791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixmGVL4dedI

Rosberg drove straight a head.
Lewis did the same thing to him Texas in 2015 and Rosberg was very 'clumsy' in Spa 2014.
Also Webber in Korea in 2010 probably thought it was Hamilton he reversed into.
>>
>>76780862
>Ferrari hiring a rookie
>ever
>>
>>76780857
This. Racethreads are cancer.
>>
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>>76780855
>Hamilton
>not Ocon
>>
>>76780855
Perez won't go to Ferrari
Alonso will only drive for top teams
Wehrlein isn't good enough for Force India
Toro Rosso might change because Sainz and Kvyat hate each other now but I don't see Sainz at Renault, Perez is more likely
McLaren won't hire old drivers, especially drivers that have been utterly destroyed by Alonso before, they might also get rid off Vandoorne
Ericsson will stay forever, Wehrlein for another year as well
>>
>>76780872
Yeah, normally after the race I just casually stroll through the racethreads.
>>
>>76780855
>Mexican driving Ferrari
>Alonso not staying at McLaren

'No'
>>
Grosjean will be very lucky to be in F1 next year desu
>>
>>76780880

>thinking McLaren will spend what's left of their money to Alonso

Breaking the contract with Honda ain't going to be cheap.
>>
>>76780871
they did it with Gilles Villeneuve
>>
>>76780879
I just post in the post race threads and sometimes during the week if it was an interesting race.
>>
>>76780885

He'll be in Indycar next year.

Screencap this.
>>
has anyone got a full list of F1 contract expiration dates?
>>
>>76780885
kinda weird that his career would have only lasted 6 1/2 years then, at some points he looked like a (future) top driver with a lot of success ahead of him
maybe we got fooled by the few times he beat Kimi
>>
>>76780890
And that ended well.
>>
>>76780893
>no breakes
He would love it.
>>
>>76780886
I thought he deadline to change engine suppliers has passed though? aren't they stuck with Honda for another year?
>>
>>76780894
just go to wikipedia pages for future F1 seasons and check which drivers are already listed or not
>>
>>76780894
>contract expiration dates

The details of contracts are mostly hush hush
>>
>>76780903

They can always break the contract.
>>
>>76780890
He had one race with McLaren beforehand, not strictly true.
>>
>>76780900
it was Pironi
>>76780911
he only did few races with them
>>
>>76780897
He's shown flashes of speed, but just isn't consistent. The fact he is STILL struggling with brakes shows how unadaptable he is. Magnussen comes fresh into the team and just gets on with it.
>>
>>76780903

Nah. Williams and Haas don't have an engine supplier for next year yet.
>>
>>76780923
isn't Williams going with Honda? Is Hass going to go after the mecs engine?
>>
Williams are engine sluts. You cannot deny it.
>>
>>76780929

>Williams wanting to get rid of that straight line speed
>>
>>76780946
>Williams
>not Stroll Inc.
>>
>>76780929
>Williams getting rid of the only thing of value in their car setup

Claire will bend over for anything
>>
anyone else caught the stroll joke from Crofty yesterday?
>>
>>76780921
>>76780921
>>76780921
>>
>>76780965
All I caught was Toto being fed up with Ted trying to stir shit. Pureblooded Aryan master.
>>
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>>76780383
>>
Verstappen got fined 25k dollars for refusing to do media after the race
>>
>>76780978
Jos is gonna beat him up. Seriously though, doing the media should be a free choice, but being in F1 means a contract, this aspect would be in the Concorde Agreement.
>>
>>76780721
that kerb needs to be lower
>>
>>76773433
>What is dragging the brakes

also a 10km/h slower acceleration then normal is also detrimental
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