/GranateGeneral/

just a little reminder for you basement dwellers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GoXYYqVXI4

>>76770332
Not true you goddamn retard

>>76770325

>Manchester United hat das Angebot für Bayern Münchens Renato Sanches auf 26 Millionen Euro erhöht.

Yikes...

shit thread

>>76770361

WTF I LOVE WHITE COLLAR CRIMINALS NOW

>>76770397
VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

German women crave Turk cock

>>76770547

Lewd

>>76770547
Turks aren't savage enough for them.

I never said porn tbdesu
>>76770330

>>76771098
okay

>already in WM-Stimmung

i cannot take 12 more months of waiting lads

Hello /granate/. Hope you all had a good day.

>cteam won 3:1 against Cameroon
googd

eh time for a sunday evening beer

>>76770397
That is a granate

>>76771233
Thanks

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>>76771561
yes

>>76771532
I'm at my fifth. see>>76771348

calli talking about ulis granaten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnjFc4U9n6o

>>76771670
>weltmeister im büro zeichnen bayern aus
is that where uli spends the money?
how big is his salary?
>bayern need luck to beat barca/real
i would buy that explanation if uli and calle hadn't boasted so much about being the best

>>76770361
What a bully

>>76770361
>Kategorie Soziales Engagement

>>76770361
So sitting in prison is what he defines as a normal life? Wery interdasting

>when you search for buyern on twitter so you can repost mad stuff as your own bait but 99% of the posts are just idiots who can't spell

>>76772016
I fell the same when it comes to transfermarkt.de forum posts.

/trans/ > /MockBundes/ desu

>>76772101
okay

>>76772101
it changes from day to day

>Transfergerücht: Buyern steigt in Dembele-Poker ein

Say it with me:

GRA-

>>76772101
Thanks, we're trying really hard.

>>76772016
Kys you dumb faggot

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>>76772367
>Buyern steigt in Dembele-Poker ein
Here we go again

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>buyern

özil couldve made it 8:0

fucking turk

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So bundes who will win Wimbledon?

>>76772596
me

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>>76772596
*steals the Wimbledon title AND your waifu*

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>>76772817
Hi carina xoxo
>>76772869
Konta a cute (and a good prediction)

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whoa, why would he post this now?

>>76773489
tuchel to barca confirm

>>76773489
why did you highlight the time since it wa-
>german humor

>>76773948
why are you a flagfagging?
>narcissism

>>76771670

>"Granate doesnt mean 100 million for a player, it means a type of player, like Tolisso for 40".
>"Bayern didnt lose to Real because they didnt buy a 100 million player, they lost because Hummels, Neuer, Boateng and Lewandowski werent 100% fit"

im speechless

>>76773489
>>76773948
i dont get it

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

P A Y D A Y
A
Y
D
A
Y

\o/

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>>76780042
2 more days

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I think this pic needs a cap.

is this /grenade/

>>76780804
It is.

>El Hadji Diouf:"Senegal ist größer als Liverpool"
>
>El Hadji Diouf kickte von 2002 bis 2005 für den FC Liverpool und galt als Bad Boy. In seiner Auseinandersetzung mit Steven Gerrard legt der ehemalige Angreifer nun nach. "Ich bin El Hadji Diouf, Mister Senegal und Gerrard ist Mister Liverpool. Senegal ist größer als Liverpool und das soll er wissen", so der 36-Jährige gegenüber BBC.

>Der Kult-Trainer und ehemalige Bayern-Profi Gernot Rohr lobt Bayern Münchens Neuzugang Corentin Tolisso in den höchsten Tönen. "Tolisso ist besser als Sanches. Viel besser sogar"

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>>76780777

>>76780962

>"Tolisso ist besser als Sanches. Viel besser sogar"

Is that why Sanches won the EC with Portugal at 19 years of age, while Tolisso wasnt even part of the France squad at 21 years of age?

>>76781011
Portugal has no depth

>>76781011
Großkreutz won a WC

>>76780988
Pls make the Be patient I have autism basecap.

>>76781011
>Implying international football is in any way indicative of a player's quality

>>76781034

Sanches played like 5 games and was outstanding. How many games did Großkreutz play?

>Sanches
>outstanding at the EC

Alois ich bitte dich

>>76781039

>not being part of the French national team at age 21 is somehow an indication of quality, why a younger player already contributed to the EC win of another country

WEW

>>76781046
>and was outstanding
outstandingly horrible yeah

Ginter and Rode have no future at Dortmund according to Kicker

>>76781057

>outstandingly horrible at the EC, so that Bayern decided to shell out 40+ to purchase him.

>>76781081
Did it before the Euros

>1 Granate
>1 Festgeldkonto
Choose 1 (eins).

So another day without anything happening? wew

>>76781081
Buyern is fucking retarded, what's your point?

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>>76781035

>>76781072
WELTMEISTER

GRANATE CONFIRMED

>>76781111

Sanches is too good to be rotting away on the bench and then be shit-talked by some mediocre manager.

>>76781135
Sanches is not so hot anymore trash

>>76781161

Well Tolisso will be in the same position 1 year from now.

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>there are posters in /bundes/ right now that rate Armin Younes

>Rummeninigge has denied Martinez' request to join Guardiola at Man City

waiting for the liverpool bid

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Best TV pundit in Germany. Glad ZDF didn't go for the standard ex-Bayern brainlets.

>>76781231
based kalle with the elektrische fußfessel

>>76781258

>you now remember Klopp was a tv pundit in 2008 for the EC

Evil Denmark >>76773948

sure

>>76781231
lemur

>>76781189
this is a lie

>>76781117
Nice. Thanks.

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>>76772869
>3D Waifu

Sanchez not habbening

https://www.transfermarkt.de/bis-zu-150-mio-euro-sanchez-transfer-zu-bayern-unwahrscheinlich/view/news/279172

>>76781319
there's not enough room for two Gnabrynaten anyway

>>76781319
oh wow! who would have guessed?!

>>76781330
Watch your tone young lady

https://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/article165932387/Sechs-Kandidaten-fuer-den-FC-Bayern-im-WELT-Check.html

SECHS GRANATEN FÜR DEN FC BAYERN

>>76781308
>impyling you wouldn't cry like a hurt babby when you saw a video of her squirting all over a print out of your 2D waifu

>>76781344
>Sachnez
to expensive

>Carrasco
madrid would give him because of muh Transfersperre

>Goretzka
shit. also no winger and can come fore free next year

>Verratti
will go barca

>Brandt
Gnabry niveau

>Walker
>decent englishman not playing in england

>>76781344
To put it all in a nutshell: more Granätchen with Goretzka and Brandt

>>76781319

Sanchez doesnt have the Bayern-gene.

>>76781402

Brandt wants to stay another season at Leverkusen.

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>>76781413
>Sanchez doesnt have the Bayern-gene

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which one of you is this

>>76781455
>he goes to reddit

>>76781455
not me, Temple of Anubis is a fucking cancer map

Liverpool are trying to sign Mbappe but believe he doesn't want to move to England.

>>76781428
Yeah but they wouldn't buy him this season anyway. They want to trigger the release clause next year. Classic Bayern modus operandi.

>>76781455

Probably that autistic German guy who doesnt quote other posts.

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>>76781489

Yeah I just read about the clause in 2018. Typical fucking Bayern. What I want to know is how do they know about these clauses WITHOUT contacting the agent/player which is against Fifa regulation.

Who else /MÜLLTRENNUNG/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR85EYLIkoA

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>>76781526

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qOyT3ZkUxI

>>76781526
WTF i love Mülltrennung now

>>76781508
FIFA regulation:
>A club intending to conclude a contract with a professional must inform the player’s current club in writing before entering into negotiations with him. A professional shall only be free to conclude a contract with another club if his contract with his present club has expired or is due to expire within six months. Any breach of this provision shall be subject to appropriate sanctions.

This is vague and leaves a lot of room, e.g. Brandt's agent could inform other clubs about the release clause as this would probably not count as "contract negotiation".

>>76781574

Yeah. Thats the thing. The agent could literally have a whats app conversation with a club official and how would Fifa or the current player's club ever know?

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76781757
Fick dich du Schwuchtel!

>>76781813
this

>>76781757

Morning my contrarian yankeedoodle kamerad.

>>76781845
>>76781813
3rding

>>76771670
Since when is Calli a >Buyern fan ?

>>76781757
Hello. Pls ID yourself.

>>76781921

A better question is would any person involved in the Bundesliga risk badmouthing Bayern publicly?

>>76781526
So that's why the Ultras Rapid have the same colors as the viennese trashmen

>>76780042
>>76780555
>relying on paydays
i will never know that feeling

>>76781035
does having autism mean youre more than likely to do things more slowly than people who do not have autism? if the answer is yes, can you elaborate too?

im asking for a friend

>>76782287
Why

>>76782287
I just enjoy payday.

time to go grocery shopping by the way

>>76781011
you remind me of demnach

public sortie

>>76782315
same, how much will you expectedly spend

rate my shoes

>>76782306
bo. not necessary. Tell your friend that this is because if you're talking to someone who has autism he might not understand at first if you don't use very straight expressions and basic lamguage. On some occassions you have to repeat and rephrase what you said multiple times. It's a bit like talking to a little kid were you also don't use complex sentences/words or phrases that could be misunderstood.

>>76779281

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too lazy to read thru all the other posts but both (((forsberg))) and kieta have 57m euro release clauses that kick in next summer

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>>76782440

Thats still pretty fucking amazing of Rasenball.

Also, do you have a source?

Don't get your hopes up, customer, Uli will offer 15 at best

>Hakan Calhanoglu (23) steht laut „Revier Sport“ vor einem Wechsel von Bayer Leverkusen zum AC Mailand. Der türkische Nationalspieler habe mit dem italienischen Spitzenklub weitestgehend Einigung über einen Transfer erzielt, heißt es.

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>>76782602
https://twitter.com/bulijournal/status/879240059161116672
they say is from Kicker

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>>76782628

Looks legit.

Id be interested to know if Werner has an exit clause aswell, because thats the guy Bayern will want in a season or two. Also Forsberg is too old and no way theyre gonna pay 57 for Keita (hes worth it though).

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Kenan Kodro hat einen Vierjahresvertrag bei Mainz 05 unterschrieben! Der 23-jährige bosnische Nationalstürmer kommt von Osasuna.

>"Hey Anon we will get something for us for lunch tomorrow, so you wont have to bring your big pack of food hehe"
>overhear them talk about what they will get us
>semmel with knackwürste
>they expect me to eat nothing but semmel with knackwürste for lunch when i bring rice/noodles/potatoes with meat and vegetables since forever for lunch

...
>be tomorrow
>"Anon we told you we will bring food!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>yeah i will just eat both thanks

Hamburg will finish above Leverkusen next season.

>>76782905
Don't bring food. Eat their shit and smile and pretend it's great. It's just one day and it's a good move for you socially.

>>76782905
retty rude, just eat the fucking Knackwürste with Brötchen

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>>76781231

>>76782905

>imagine being this much of a cunt

>>76781231
hm, i can see why hes tempted to leave

>>76781258
hes handsome and aware too

>i will just eat both
fatty

>>76773948
>>76781283
i still dont get it

>>76782950
Me neither.

>>76781462
what game

>>76781500
good post

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>>76781474

>>76782309
because i have money in the bank at all times, for at least 20 months to live

>>76782313
good for you. its good to have things to enjoy. i made a list in my head of things i enjoy when i considered places to travel to and the activities id be doing at those places

>>76782325
about 40, i never really listen at the end because id buy it if it was 100 too

>>76782352
i understand. i dont think autistic people are stupid though. at least thats what you make them look like

>>76782988
You should write down some examples and share them with us. I'd enjoy that.

>>76782895
top scorer of next season right there

>>76782995
I saw a documentary with relatively high-functioning autistics in normal work places. This one woman was very good at her job, but a big problem was that she was unable to understand metaphors, allegories etc.
She had trained herself to recognise when something was so irrational that it was probably a metaphor and then she would look it up, bit she couldn't train herself to understand them in normal conversation.

>>76782918
people do this all the time when they had birthdays or married or have a newborn or whatever. i am not limiting myself because of other people

>>76783009
It's a bit strange to bring food to a workplace or school.
The normal thing would be to bring a cake that can be eaten during the afternoon or to bring breakfast.
Still, in that situation I would leave my own cooking at home.

>>76782959
oh well. probably just wanted to show its very recent

>>76783020
I mean it's strange to do what these people are doing, bringing food for everyone.

>>76783008
okay that sounds like a handicap

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>>76783009
>>76782905

>>76783028
its an old habit and since everyone wants to be normal and blend in they do it. youd be the odd one if youre the only one not bringing food for everyone to work.
i did once because i was asked to by a friend who admired my lunches and i like to make others happy so i brought what was requested. i would never be the one telling someone ANON WHY ARENT YOU EATING MY FOOD though

>>76782998
no that makes me uneasy and would go too far

>>76781696
i start liking these breads

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Why was the CC match cancelled? Fucking keks!

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>>76783194
KEK! >fuck off tom posters absolutely BTFO! I told you the whole time I'm not tom and nobody believed me. Get fucked hahahhahahahahahaa

t. tom

>>76783109
well done

>>76782995
>>76783043

I haven't meant to make them sound stupid. Bqscially what denmark said. Their brain is just wired in a different way. It's possible (even very likely that they do specific tasks much more efficient aka savant autism).
The thing is that they have problems in making decisions. If you talk to them in methaphors or in sentences which aren't absolutely clear in their meaining they can't think of what you meant. They don't make the wrong decision, they don't make any decision at all and react confused, some even aggressive.

So, yes it's basically a handicap.

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>>76783354

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>>76783354

>>76783354

Im so glad hes at Bayern now.

Hi all. Just wanted to let you know that the room has been filles and can not accept any new members anymore for july.

Augsburg confirm Halil Altintop won't be extending his contract & will leave the club after four years.

>>76783664
I thought he had scored more goals than he has. I still think they'll miss him.

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>>76783354

Why tom hates Hoeneß:

>FC Bayern: Tom Starke blickt auf Karriereanfang und Hoeneß-Zitat zurück
>Starke: "Hoeneß hat sich in mir getäuscht"
>Vor allem ein Spiel in seiner Laufbahn wird Starke immer in Erinnerung bleiben. Zu seiner Zeit beim Hamburger SV setzte es 2004 für die Hanseaten mit ihm zwischen den Pfosten eine 0:6-Klatsche gegen Werder Bremen. Da sich die Bayern in dieser Saison mit Werder im Meisterschaftskampf befanden, polterte Uli Hoeneß aufgrund der HSV-Klatsche und beschimpfte Starke.
>"Das war eine ganz schwere Situation. Ich verlor meinen Platz im U21-Kader, Uli Hoeneß meinte, der 'Fliegenfänger' macht kein Bundesligaspiel mehr. Und der HSV ließ mich voll im Stich. Das Spiel schadete mir", sagte Starke dazu im kicker.

>http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/fc-bayern/1706/News/tom-starke-ueber-uli-hoeness-fc-bayern-werder-bremen-hamburger-sv.html

>>76783752
English motherfucker

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>>76783354

>Costa-Transfer zu Juve stagniert

>Es gab zwar Gespräche, doch zu einer Einigung kam es noch nicht: Juventus Turin weigert sich bislang, die vom FC Bayern geforderten 40 Millionen Euro für Douglas Costa (26) hinzublättern. Der Brasilianer war vor zwei Jahren für 30 Millionen Euro von Schachtar Donezk nach München gewechselt.

It appears that Juve are only willing to pay 30 million.

>>76784700
or it might be that Bayern doesn't want to sell a winger before getting a new one?

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>>76784700
Natürlich haben die uns beschissen. Von vorn bis hinten! Viele Mannschaften bescheissen, aber das waren die beschissensten Bescheisser, die uns beschissen haben.

>>76784721

Gnabry is supposed to be the Costa replacement, loan or not.

Tell me germanbros

is calhanouglu a meme?

>>76784821
yes pretty much. he's the occasional blooter / no end product man.

>>76784821

He had one good season and in that season he was probably 3rd best player in the Bundes overall. Since then the team fell apart and he got slapped with a Fifa ban.

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>>76783354

>>76784834
>>76784832
which position is he best at? What's his playstyle?

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>>76784868

He reminds me alot of a young Özil.

>>76784868
he's a ten and his playstyle is being useless.

>>76784910
>>76784980
conflicting reports but I'll take it

godbless

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You now remember when Germany was shit

>tfw ignored the Hummels tweet earlier bc I didn't think it would get numbers

>>76785044
I miss Lahm, Schweini, Schneider, Friedrich and Kahn tßh. Maybe even Frings.

>>76785186
I miss Friedrich, Frings and Ballack and I'm glad everyone else is gone

>>76785044
>Schneider
>Ballack
>Wörns
>pre-buyern Frings

>shit

löl underage detected

>>76785098
me neither because he didnt post it himself

>missing persons
i dont know that feeling

>>76785398
yeah I'm accurate as fuck too

>>76785044
Wörns is one of those players who would've never made it into the NT, let alone the Bundesliga in this day and age, because of his limitations. Always rated him when I was a kid though.

>>76785410
thanks for the chuckle

>Hahn to HSV is an almost done deal
Didn't see that coming

night

>>76785514
yes good night faggot

Time to listen to the latest podcast from the Guardian's Football Weekly while I work on a job application and catch up on the last couple of hours' tweets.

I miss Bohndesliga desu

>>76785514
sleep tight

does anybody know what happened to the Salzburg vs Universitatea Craiova friendly ?

Why kai havertz no playing?
>>76785919
Yes

>>76785951
tell me then

>>76785951
>Why kai havertz no playing?
huh?

bild making garcia report public

>>76786685
hmmmm........

just got home from work. time to drink the beer now

>>76786725
me too. prost

>>76786735
yes prost!

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>i drink alcohol

seid ihr irl sehr introvertiert?

>>76787486

Nope. Genau das Gegenteil.

>>76787555
Mich nerven Menschen irl (Gestank, Art, zu nahe kommen etc.). Wie kann dir das nicht auf die Nerven gehen?

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>>76787597
dont be autistic?

>>76787597

Nicht falsch verstehen. Ich bin Misanthrop, bin aber extrovertiert.

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>>76788424
>Ich bin Misanthrop,

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>>76787823

tfw outslept already

why is nobody responding to denmarks job application

>>76788666
checked

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

>>76792707
Hi bby

>>76782963
overwatch

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>>76793103

>>76793170
I don't play it, stop making that face at me

>>76791881
Well hopefully the employer will haha

Is ekmme the official /(not)bundes/ waifu?

>>76793427
>I don't play it
why not, it's fun

>>76793521
Görges

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>>76793565

Good evening /granate/
Any news?

>tennis
fuck off

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>>76793620
>evening
Is 3:30 am here dude

>>76793558
because /v/ told me it is ez and pointless and it copies japanese artstyle (something I cannot forgive)

>>76793686
hm?

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>>76793686
>I don't rate tennis

>Wie englische Medien am vergangenen Wochenende übereinstimmend meldeten, wirbt der FC Liverpool weiter konkret um die Dienste des Leipziger Offensivakteurs Naby Keïta (Foto). Dem Vernehmen nach war der Premier League-Klub mit einer ersten Offerte für den 22-Jährigen gescheitert, die kolportierte Schmerzgrenze des Bundesligisten würde den 18-fachen Nationalspieler Guineas zum bis dato teuersten Bundesliga-Abgang machen.


>Letztere liegt demnach bei 80 Millionen Euro, wie die „Bild“-Zeitung am Montag berichtet. Keïta wäre damit im Wechselfall nochmal sechs Millionen Euro teurer als der zur Spielzeit 15/16 für 74 Millionen Euro vom VfL Wolfsburg zu Manchester City gewechselte Kevin De Bruyne, der das Ranking der Bundesliga-Top-Transfers bis heute anführt.

>80 million
>for some bongo
lol

>>76794524
He's their most promising player desu

>le pacy black man #2394 :DDDDD
"no"

>>76794524

>better than Vidal
>some Bongo

>>76794546
He's much more than just pace

>rating vidal
LOL

Vidal is great when he thinks it is an important game. He should think all games are important.

>le miss penalties and get red cards in important games guy

>>76794554
only customers do

>>76794582

>le score the only goal for bayern against real guy

that is not true and you should know it

also looking forward to U21 today

Ugh... just realized that HoeneB said that Granaten thing during their Meisterfeier... so this was probably just the Paulaner speakig

he never said they would get granaten tho

he only said "...das müssten (wenn überhaupt) granaten sein"

>Während der Meisterfeier auf dem Münchner Rathaus-Balkon gewährte Uli Hoeneß Einblicke in die Planspiele des Klubs. Dem Bayerischen Rundfunk sagte der Präsident: "Wir haben einen Kader, wenn man den verstärken will, muss man schon ziemliche Granaten kaufen."

>Die Bosse sind sich jedoch bewusst: "Das Problem ist, dass wir uns auf einem Markt bewegen, auf dem über Summen diskutiert und Summen bezahlt werden, die wir nicht für möglich gehalten haben."

>Wer denkt, dass das alle Hoffnungen auf Mega-Transfers zunichte gemacht, hat die Rechnung ohne die Klubverantwortlichen gemacht. Im ZDF-Sportstudio machte Hoeneß entsprechende Andeutungen: "Vielleicht wird es etwas geben, was es beim FC Bayern bisher noch nicht gegeben hat."

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>tfw buyern will never fuck off and form a super league with the other big money cancer clubs
worst timeline desu

>>76794662

>Imagine Spain without Barca and Real.
>Germany without Bayern.
>England without City, Chelsea, Manu.
>Italy without Juve

Football just got fixed.

but ManU is irrelevant

>>76794668
one can dream

>>76794673

Bigger club than Bayern my autistic friend.

but they dont play any role in the premiere league whatsoever

>>76770895

German porn confirms this.

>>76794668
But all the good players would want to play in the superleague no matter at which club so football would get worse

>>76794701
And right now most players want to play for the big money clubs no matter what, so nothing is going to change really.

>>76794701

And?

That means that the other clubs would have a real competition going. Its not about "star players" anymore, its about making a TEAM out of 11 guys.

None of that forced media bullshit with "DER KLASIKKER". It would make real rivalries much better.

>>76794630
how do you get drunk from that bavarian piss, I would throw up long before that happens.

>>76794946

Its not that bad. Just that murky shit is disgusting.

>there are people who genuinely believe that German beer is superior to Belgian
Imagine that

>Baitmark

Danish Tour de France commentators leaving Copenhagen on bikes today and will ride them to the start in Düsseldorf.
Sort of would like to do the same, but then I remember the thing about toilets, showers and beds.

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>>76795367
hauptsache macht blöd im kopf desu

>>76795380
>bait
Yeah okay lol

>>76795383
Ya

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>drinking anything else other than the cheapest lager the supermarket sells

>>76795394
well, youre partly right,the best belgian beer tastes better than the best german beer, but in Germany you have such an huge variety of different beer,its just superior to the 2 lager and 3 pale beer Belgium produces

>>76795367

It depends m8. Belgian beer with some (suprisingly delicious) meat cubes (from pig face) and some cubes of cheese is amazing. I personally adore "Trappisten" or any of those dark ones for that matter. You get drunk off like 3-4 beers, have a comfy buzz and then go eat some amazing french fries with that weird "meat sauce" which I believe is mayo and some gravy. Afterwards you drink some sweeter beer with some of those weird purple triangle candies.

10/10 beer experience

The problem with German beer is that Germans want cheep beer. So most German brewers have become mass producing "mediocre beer companies". So you can always find a decent helles, but its nothing special. Name one high quality beer from Germany. Im sure there are some great micro breweries, but if you go to some bar or restaurant theyll have the shitty local beer.
If you go to bavaria, you get the typical "white/wheat/hefe" nonsense, which only Bavarians/Salzburger actually like.

Here in Austria its the same as in the Czech Republic (for the most part). Its bitter (or not that bitter) Pils (pilnser) with some special local types of beer like "Zwickl", but otherwise its the same thing as Czech beer.

>>76795420
Great post, thank you. You can make a great saus if you combine mayo and harissa.

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Luka Jovic from Benfica. Season-long loan.

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Braised pork cheeks is good.

Also rabbit (konijn) braised in beer.

>>76795420
pilsner is great man, I don't need no fancy beer

>>76795420
>not liking Weißbier
BAKA

Trigger warning: Controversial opinion

There is good weißbier and bad weißbier, good pilsner and bad pilsner etc.

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>>76795486

>drinking white piss

>>76795443

I love Pils. Im not a beer snob, Ill drink anything aslong as it isnt:

>Gösser
>Paulaner
>Franziskaner
>Puntigamer

Pic related is my Pils of choice.

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Country of origin of the 500 most influential footballers in 2016/17 according to Marca

This schluchtenscheißer really is everything that is wrong with austria.

Honestly, I want a cheap pilsner I go for Carlsberg. Doesn't taste good at all, but it does taste a bit of nostalgia.
I also like using its slang name (Hof) in pubs since it makes you sound like a man of the people.

>>76795432
>Jovic, der in seiner Karriere bereits 49 Länderspiele in den U-Mannschaften bestritten hat, freut sich sehr auf die Bundesliga: „Das Niveau ist nicht vergleichbar mit dem in Portugal. Ich spüre eine riesige Vorfreude und bin unglaublich dankbar, dass die Eintracht mir diesen Schritt ermöglicht.“Jovic, der in seiner Karriere bereits 49 Länderspiele in den U-Mannschaften bestritten hat, freut sich sehr auf die Bundesliga: „Das Niveau ist nicht vergleichbar mit dem in Portugal. Ich spüre eine riesige Vorfreude und bin unglaublich dankbar, dass die Eintracht mir diesen Schritt ermöglicht.“

>Das Niveau ist nicht vergleichbar mit dem in Portugal.

what did he mean by this?

>>76795528

Do you like Tuborg?

>>76795519

That list seems kinda weird desu.

11 players out of USA, 0 out of Mexico?

Doesnt add up.

>>76795528
A better-tasting alternative if we're sticking with the Big Two (Carlsberg and Tuborg even though Tuborg is owned by Carlsberg) is Tuborg Classic, which is a darker pilsner.

>>76795538
oh shit, i misread that, thought he said Portugals league is on the same level as the Bundesliga

>>76795541
See >>76795540

Carlsberg and Tuborg pilsner is basically the same, but image-wise Carlsberg is maybe a bit less prol.
Carlsberg is also an important institution in Denmark culturally, so I like tend to chose that over Tuborg, but really there's not much difference.
If I want good Danish mass-produced beer I'll drink Ale 16 from Refsvindinge and if I'm flush with cash I'll go for Mikkeller.

>>76795550
Mikkeller makes a lot of weird stuff, but their good beer is the only Danish beer that can compete with the best from Belgium, Germany and Czech Rep.

>>76795540
I've surprisingly never tried Tuborg even though it's available in stores here. What's it like?

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>>76793445
>no TOEFL
>no Cambridge Ceritificate
her face when

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Damn. Mainz is on a shopping spree. Wasnt Maxim going to go to Leeds or Nottingham?

>>76795550
>>76795559

Ill give that Mikkeller a try if I get the chance m8s.

>>76795406
>lager
>not pils

m'lady!

>>76795565
Not something you should go out of your way to buy.

>>76795565

Been a while since I drank it, but I wanna say similar to Heineken.

>>76795486
>Weiß"""""""bier""""""""

Weiß and Hefebier are literally the only good things to come out of Bavaria

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OH SHIT. GET YOUR GRENADE LAUNCHERS READY

>>76795614
no they are part of the many bad things to come out of Bavaria.

>>76795528
>I want a cheap pilsner I go for Carlsberg
lel Carlsberg here is as expensive as pussy. Cheap Carli would really be amreason to go to denmark.

>denmark
>cheap

>>76795631
See >>76795649

People drive for hours to cross the border and buy beer in Germany.
It's just relative.

>>76793103
thanks

>>76795655
And that includes crossing the border to buy Carlsberg and Tuborg btw.

Discuss that with your alcoholic friends, denmark.

>>76795655

Lol a Danish friend of mine on discord told me that they go to Germany every year to buy beer and candy.

>>76793696
cute

>>76794662
so you want to watch hoffenheim versus bremen instead

>>76795669
People who live close to the border do most of their big shopping in Germany. I live as far away as you can get, but it's perfectlynormal when friends and family take a trip to/through Germany that you ask them to bring stuff. I only go for alcohol, but people buy candy, Nutella, all sorts of stuff.
The Swedes do the same in Denmark for alcohol and some Norwegians even take the ferry to Denmark to buy meat and stuff.

>>76795683

No, he probably will continue to watch the games of his club. Why would anyone watch Bundes games when your team isnt playing?

>>76795486

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>>76795683
Great matchup

>>76795694

You Vikings are a funny bunch.

>>76795731
25% VAT will do that, not that I'm really complaining.

Prices in Norway are seriously insane though. And Sweden's Systembolaget is such a stereotypically Swedish thing

>>76795683
why not? only customers think that Buyern games are interesting.

>>76795743

Yeah Sweden wasnt as expensive as I expected, but Norway is another planet. 12 Euro for a beer.

>>76795731
This is modern pillaging

Time for me to leave. Talk to you soon.

>>76795755
In a way, being a Dane abroad is nice since there are basically only a small handful of places that are more expensive than here. And then you go to Norway where it's not just a tiny bit more expensive but like almost twice as much for most normal things.

>>76795765

See you later Denmark

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>Ich bin Misanthrop,

Schalke buying players with attitude issues. They never learn.

>„Von mir aus muss niemand gehen, bis auf eine Ausnahme, weil er einen Zirkus veranstaltet. Wir lassen ihn gehen. Ja, gemeint ist Amine Harit. Er macht einen Zirkus“, wird Kita von „RMC“ zitiert. Der Präsident soll für den französischen U-Nationalspieler eine Ablöse im zweistelligen Bereich fordern. In den Berichten vom Wochenende war noch von einer Einigung im Bereich zwischen 8 und 9 Millionen Euro geschrieben worden.

>>76796079
the only one making a fuss is the manager.