/trans/ - ABNormie League edition

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First for wh*te people driving ban WHEN?

Also, why did you not even bother to get new fucking rumours? It's not hard to get hold off. Fucking Dutch smfh.

Literally thinking bout buying a hentai game on steam

>>76769294
BBC didn't refresh yet la'
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/gossip

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Hello lads

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>Reminder Liverpool fans think Klopp is one of the best managers working right now
>Reminder Klopp has only won 3 trophies in his 16 year managerial career
>Reminder the trophies were won when Van Gaal was in charge of Bayern Munich with the aim to kill them from the inside accidentally
>Reminder Liverpool had zero European competition in the last season
>Reminder they barely scrapped 4th
>Over an Arsenal team in disarray with majority of fans asking for resignation of their Manager
>Reminder Liverpool relied on one player to perform in the entire season
>and fell apart when he went to Africa
>and the Liverpool fans supported against his country in order for him to come back asap
>Klopp also alienated players who would arguably strengthen the starting 11
>worse win percentage than Moyes
My question is this. Are Liverpool fans happy with Klopp appointment and progress, resultantly admitting they have low standards and are a small club; or are they still a big club and Klopp should be sacked?

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>>76769302

Literally just w4r3z it man. Also Nekopara isn't a hentai.

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>>76769334
And that's exactly why we'll do even better next season, because if we got 4th when we had to lose Mane for half a season, how good will we be with Mane around for the entire season AND we're improving? Neither Arsecucks or Manure have improved their team, so why would anything different happen?

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>>76769325

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My GF's bull just sent me this

>>76769427
>this post is literally 'wait til next season, la'
jesus fucking christ

>>76769435
So you also have an Elle folder, what other grills do you have folders of?

>having ear sex listening to the bass for Chic at Glasto
but yeah, still waiting for transfers you know..

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>>76769456

any update on the gf -> me situation?

>>76769456
Not at all, I just counted your shitty meme text response by pointing out it's flaws. If we 'barely scrapped fourth' when 'only one of our players performed' and we only fell apart 'when he went to Africa', then why is it going to be worse when he's not going away and we're improving the team AND the mid-table teams aren't improving theirs to try and fight to challenge for Top 4?

>>76769543
Accepted a counter offer from Real Muhdick

>>76769543
She snubbed your offer and decided to stay with Chad FC

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>De Vrij, Ox, Van Dijk, Salah, Aubameyang etc.

Face it, next year is are yaer

>>76769255
>ywn get right Dutch poster rebus

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gf just sent this

>>76769578
Europa league players desu

>>76769578
Only one of those are at Liverpool m8
*slips*

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>>76769489

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>>76769578
hello lad how have you been doing

>>76769616
youre mom is an europa league player

>>76769578

next year is the year liverpool comes in third, well behind city who finish second, and even farther behind chelsea who win the league

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>anime can't be kin

>>76769642
the absolute madman

>>76769645
chelsea will not win 17/18 season since the lockerroom will blow up
18/19 is their year tho

>>76769655
which chinese cartoon is this

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>>76769642
Umm, excuse me, sorry, but why are they calling you a madman again?

>>76769606
>4chan filename

No she didn't, mong.

>>76769655
One of the most boring movies i've ever watched

>>76769643
She is, she's called Francesco Totti.

Never did win shit unfortunately

>>76769590
Any update on the Antoine Griezzmann to Manchester United situation.

>>76769690
Jin Roh

>>76769695
I bet you scroll on your phone the same time you watch a film and pretend you actually watched it.

>>76769543

Under heavy scrutiny by International GF Association due to murky third-party ownership arrangements. Rumors of a lengthy transfer ban circulate.

>Ed Sheeren headlining
Any update on the glasto to fuck off situation, lads?

>>76769690
It's called Google it yourself you melt.

>>76769655
Fuck off back to >>>/brit/, 190kg.

I hate modern football girls. I miss when any and every honest and ambitious entrepreneur could spend his money to make his team better, to let the fans dream, to have fun. Now we these supranational bodies, with their authority build on violence and threats, decided that they decide how people can spend their own money.


And who voted for them? themslves. Men united and decided to strangle competition before it even happen. At least taxes do it AFTER, they let you hope and dream. Here you are cut in the bud, you can't fight the system because it removes every potential threat.

Democracy and freedom, uh.

>>76769710
confirmed: welcome to united youtube videos made and uploaded

>>76769737
Gone to shit ever since the original guy's daughter took over.

>>76769630
Wew la'

>>76769727
>Have a brillinr 10/10 opening
>Proceed to have zero budget plot and a nuanced ending
Jin Roh is overall a 5/10 movie

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:)

>>76769760
Its always been shit, full of the biggest wankers to walk the earth
Watched Dua Lipa slur out her song to a crowd of absolute spastics

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(:

>>76769787
Too much makeup

>>76769806
>point elbows 2/10

>>76769502
Chic was really good desu. Liked BBNG too. Haven't seen much else.

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Do you have these in your country

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>>76769630
Stop being degenerate and delete it all. Unless you can tantric orgasm you're useless as a man. I say that as a man who can just about pleasure himself with it. I haven't had a HFFO yet.

>>76769768
Mongs only watch it because OMG THEY LOOK LIKE STORMTROOPERS OMG I WISH HITLER HAD WON EVEN THOUGH I'D HAVE BEEN EXECUTED BY NOW IF HE HAD :(

>>76769324
he meant go to other sites, they update 24/7. BBC is an aggregator/curator.

>>76769655
webm not remotely related I see

Matic to United for 40mil??

>>76769823
>he meant go to other sites, they update 24/7. BBC is an aggregator/curator.
Expecting updates on a sunday is a madman's job

>>76769845
Sound like a Man U price alright
>Ivan Perisic to Manu for £78m

>>76769857
Both would be good signings

>>76769255
Ehvargmessage On The Ant #1 Caramel Guy To Manchester Hands Douche?

>>76769850
>see headline rumour re Kane to Utd for £100m
>check day
>it's a Saturday

Like pottery

>>76769823
>Actually trying to pretend the plot was anything beyond mediocore

>>76769868
Fabinho > Matic

>>76769879
Might want to check that again mate

>>76769894
Pretty sure that came out yesterday

>>76769821
Freeze pops?

>work again tomorrow
fuck

>>76769889
Citeh tier, would end up getting bullied off the ball in Stoke

>>76769821
Yes, they're called Mr. Freeze.

>barcelona b promoted to 2nd division
we're back la

>>76769744
You go, girl.

>>76769926
are you saying Fabinho is to good for man?
Last time I checked citeh > manu

>>76769958
>Man City B promoted to La Liga
wew kobe

>>76769821
si

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiS3Bg25znI

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>>76769880
Re-read what I said. If you think I was supporting the film let alone the plot, you need to take a course in reading comprehension.

>>76769919
My Personal Independence Payment hasn't been given yet... but I requested my report and I think I got it it. So I should be getting £1500 hopefully soon. Then £90 a week

>>76769850
Let me show you own it's done, mate.

>Hearts want to sign Scotland international goalkeeper Allan McGregor, reports the Edinburgh Evening News.

>Hull are looking for £8m for full-back Andrew Robertson this window, reports the Hull Daily Mail.

>Aston Villa are considering their options before returning with another bid for Stoke midfielder Glenn Whelan.

>Swansea have turned down a £30m offer from Everton to sign Gylfi Sigurdsson, according to the Daily Mirror.

>PSV have confirmed the signing of Brazil youth international Mauro Junior from Desportivo Brasil.

>Former Liverpool CEO Rick Parry has claimed the club almost signed Dani Alves in 2006.

>Celtic target Srdjan Plavsic is set to complete his move from Red Star Belgrade to Sparta Prague, reports the Daily Record.

>Paul Pogba would not be upset if Antoine Griezmann joined Manchester City because he just wants his France team-mate to be happy.

>Leeds must cough up £5m to sign Jonny Howson from Norwich, according to the Daily Mirror.

>Manchester City defender Ashley Smith-Brown is set to join Hearts on a season-long loan, reports the Manchester Evening News.

>Monaco are pulling out all the stops to keep Kylian Mbappe at the club. Reports in France claim Mbappe has been offered a new deal worth nine times his current one – an increase from £15,000-a-week to £140,000-a-week.

>>76770058
>Let me show you own it's done, mate.

>Posts anime

>>76769966
3 Trophies > 0 Trophies

>>76769642
MADMAN

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>Sampdorias Luis Muriel draws interest from Sevilla, Valencia, Lazio and Roma

Lads, why do my favorite teams keep getting rid of their best players for literally nothing?
This isn't a good feel lads

>>76770145
>teams plural
>flag

>>76770091
Tell me about your league titles since SAF left

Any update on the Maxi Rodríguez to Liverpool situation, lads?

>>76769642
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N

post your favourite Papu webms

>>76770085
Sorry, I forgot to deselect it when I was going to make a joke about people dissing anime but gave up. Don't bully me.

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>>76770245

>>76770272
>two footed tackle
>on your son
lmao

>>76769960
Thanks for the reply

>>76770058
>Hull are looking for £8m for full-back Andrew Robertson this window, reports the Hull Daily Mail.
That's cheap.

In these times of mad transfer fees, anything that's not eight figures is a bargain.

>>76770290
that's messi la

>>76770178
Just left the bus station la

>>76770245
>tfw we actually summoned Babs

>>76770171
I wasn't just referring to football. The teams I support back home in different sports are all doing the same shit.

https://twitter.com/MinoRaiola/status/879074113024872448

lol

>>76770336
>all the hate in the replies
fantastic

>>76770091
If Community Shield counts as a trophy, then Arse have won 5 in the last 4 years.

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screaming mourinho is about to pay 40 mil for this fraud

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>>76770365

>>76770365
Hip, whe re are the tran fers

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>>76770336
Fantastic

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>>76770365

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>>76770365

>>76770365
Hi, where are the tranfers?

>>76770365
Cooner where are the ralway fers?

>>76770176
By that mantle Leicester are a more Successful club than us Liverpool and Tottenham..

>>76770528
They are.

>>76770528
One could argue that yes

>>76770528
Correct

goodnite

>>76770528
they are tbf

in 20 years time no one will remember the years that liverpool and spurs finished in the top 4

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>>76770528

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>>76770418
>>76770494
I hang my head in shame

>>76770561
hope you never wake up xx

>>76770528
Yep. Chelsea are the most successful club in the history of English football, followed by City, then Leicester. Everyone else is irrelevant trash

>>76770584
bit rude desu

>>76770586
Chelsea were trash before Abramovic, you're talking out of ur arse

>>76769606
"My one regret is... that I have... boneitis..."

>>76770613
>you're talking out of ur arse
obviously

>Stormzy rapped about Corbyn
right thats it. Pogba OUT

>>76770641
Corbo has mastered meme politics

>>76770584
austria is a good /trans/ lad desu, don't be so mean

How's the search for the gf coming along lads? I don't seem to be attracted to any one girl for more than a day. How to fix?

Also any info on Cheltenham transfers?

>>76770641
Stormzy is a massive shit on the grave of Grime.

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>>76770656
Will you be attracted to webm related in a days time?

>>76770553
By your logic Nico Rosberg Is better than Michael Schumacher.

Literally kys

>>76770653
*dabs pensively*

liverpool ARE a joke or
liverpool IS a joke ?

>>76769821
>>76769916
>>76769949
colloquially known as "freezies" in canada
best flavour is blue

>>76770688
*this post triggers the janny*

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>>76770688

>>76770695
yes

>>76770171
>>76770323
chicago bulls fan detected (em sew sry for ur loss)

>>76770695
yes I agree

>>76770695
one hundred percent

>>76770688
I'm one of those gays who cares about personality most of all desu

>>76770695
Liverpool are a joke (club) = Right
Liverpool is a joke (club) = Right
Liverpool are a joke (city) = Wrong
Liverpool is a joke (city) = Right

>>76770689
I have no idea who Nico but is I'm guessing Nico is better at pretty much everything right now since Schumi is a potatoe

>>76770773
Why don't you tell me how Anthony Joshua is better than Muhammed Ali was

>>76770753

Patrician choice la

I myself have just fallen for a blonde qt lesbian

>>76770583
Hipwero Are Th Tran Fers

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>>76770794
>Mfw pic related is not only an appropriate measure of my reaction to your statement, but also a blonde qt lesbian
>mfw mfw is also mfw

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>>76770794

>i myself have just condemned myself to misery and frustration

>>76770794
Better than not being able to fall for anyone at all like me

>>76770790
Think I can take Alis corpse in the ring yeah

>>76770840
that's a drawing

dropped acid earlier lads so missed the day.. whats the rumours?

>>76770882

Some day you will

>>76770882
get out of yankistan maybe

>>76770907
1. me no conversate with the fake
2. all my bitches independent bitches
3. i just want the paper
4. all my bitches flavoured

>>76770901
Nice spot Carlos. I see Chiles renowned education system wasn't lost on you

>>76770907
your face to my fist is confirmed. Just a matter of time

>>76770844
>not taking it as a challenge to convert her to the way of the penis and then having threesomes or watching her fuck a woman and pretending you're not being cucked

Science literally says that women are all bisexual. Or at least, self declared hetero women respond sexually to women in lab conditions. So, she can do it.

>>76770907
Do you mean all rumours or big money rumours?

Well, the first have been posted. But the second is basically

1. Kane is now going for £100m to United because people suddenly pointed out how much more logical that is than Ronaldo

2. Mbappe is bragging about how Madrid have wanted him since he's 14 and he's talking to Wonga about where he's gonna go, even if he doesn't go to Arse. Madrid, PSG and Arse are interested.

3. Javi Martinez is going to City. Rumours of several defenders going to City (Boateng amongst them)

4. Liverpool have been told they'll need to pay £70m+ for Van Dick by Saints, despite Liverpool saying they wouldn't follow it up to avoid being taken to court. My suspicion is that Saint's will ignore it all for the extra £10m price tag.

5. Babiykno or whatever his name is to Chelsea.

Laigon life

>>76770978
thank you,your appreciation really means a lot to me

Bo'teng to city when?

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>>76771033
you're alright la

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Lids...

>>76769998
KEK

>>76771088

puffy

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I came here for rumours before bedtime

why won't she be single

>>76769998
>>76771123
this commercial is exactly what americans picture in their head when they imagine europe

>>76770584
very very mean

>>76771152
At least she didn't string you along whilst she was dating another lad without you knowing about it, and ended up going for that other guy and ghosting you after she made that decision ;_;

>>76770583
Hi, where are the transfers?

>>76771183
shit lad hope things get better x

what are the chances that some famous footballer browses /trans/

>>76771227
zero

>>76771227
you never know :-)
(I like the memes about me)

>>76771227

>tfw no millionaire athlete browsing spee

Why live

>>76771264
r u pogba?

>>76771227
i'm a top MLS player so i can say with certainty that no, no famous footballer browses this thread or website

>>76771227
Papu browses here and /seriea/ 100%

>>76770975
THAT PART
THAT PART
THAT PART
THAT PART
AYYY

>>76771294
why do you say that?

>>76770975
okay okay okay okay okay OKAY

>>76771294
his meme game is way too normie, let's not delude ourselves.
Gabbiadini though has the face of someone who lurks /d/ on a regular basis.

>>76771330

The modern hip hop meme is such shite

Rating Kendrick's last two albums should be punishable

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>>76771388
Oi! instead then? i mean i'm v versatile la
>half the people who regularly listen to this genre and probably this band too missed this coming out

Donnarumma apologize to his fans and to the club on his instagram account and say he's open to a renewal. Then this https://twitter.com/gigiodonna1/status/879085097600921600

>>76771501
HACKERAGGIO

>>76771501
>Donnarumma apologize to his fans and to the club on his instagram account and say he's open to a renewal. Then this
non-shitpost: what incentive does any AC Milan fan have to ever support this kid in any way again
like yeah football is a business and the club would do the same to him, but really. he might as well just go somewhere else now.

>>76771388
yeah only good contemporary stuff is trap

>>76771501
>try to go to google translate
>end up typing transfer.google.co.uk

>>76771501
lol

He finds it hilarious fucking around with Raiola now but he's gonna be moaning when all he can do is train for a year

>>76771501
>real madrid doesn't want me fuck i better say my account was hacked and all is fogive hehe

honestly if i were a milan fan i would throw many pig heads at him at the san siro

>>76771467

Oldschool, newschool, east coast, west coast idc, just dont praise something as if it's otherworldly just because it's different. It's literally MySpace tier

>>76771567

>you now remember it g ma https://youtu.be/DPC9erC5WqU

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Lids, for me, it's Fruitcake and Cookies.

>>76771636
prefer cake and ice cream 2bh
arctic roll a goat

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>when the french Oi! band uses a saxophone

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Can you pinpoint the moment Manchester United turned into a joke?
for me its the desperate forced signing of fellaini

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>when he listens to oi!

>>76771683
when fergie retired

>>76771683
>>76771689
The 5-5 draw

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>He doesn't like shoe gaze

>>76771683
yep, you can tell when a team is going downhill when they let goofy looking people like him and pogba onto the first team

>>76771683
for a team that had just won the league at a canter that summer was absolutely embarrassing

>oil
>music
is there some meme im missing here

>>76771683
>>76771689
Havn't you read the thread lads they are the biggest club in the world

>>76770695
Quite right

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>>76771688
>he doesn't have a playlist for drinking that consists of 80's american hardcore, Oi!, Joy Division and Morrissey
like what do you even do with your fucking time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDa1Wiy5TfY

>>76770975
sounds like a rep song

>>76770987
cant wait you cheeky kunt

>>76771021
thanks m8

any update on the naby keita to anfield situation lads?

>>76771795
Yes Keita fired his agent and won't talk to them ever again

>>76770695
Your country is a 3rd world shithole, and that's not a joke.

>>76771636
THIS TIME BABY IT'S
T R U E L O V E

not a fan of the album as a whole but that track always gets me

>>76771827
why

>>76771875
for being linked to liverpool

>>76771827
kek

>>76771891
seems a bit OTT

>>76771857
Probably my favourite album of all timr. A solid 8/10

>>76771923
hey there mr. Scaruffi, whatcha doin' in england?

>>76771917
Good enough for Gotze, good enough for Keita.

>>76771917
I'm just meming.
I do however I do know that RB is blocking all transfers. Forsberg won't be able to leave and neither will Keita

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>>76771920

>>76771940
The baboof likes it?
Or is it because of the "low" score. There is no such thing as a 10/10 album.

>>76771388
THIS
H
I
S

>Tottenham laugh off Manchester United interest in Harry Kane, who Daniel Levy values at close to £200m
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/harry-kane-transfer-news-manchester-united-tottenham-hotspur-200m-a7807721.html

>RB Leipzig have put an €80m pricetag on Naby Keita
http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/rb-leipzig/80-mio-fuer-keita-52312422.bild.html#fromWall

>>76771995
while I agree with you, it still feels weird to say "this is my favourite album EVER" and then use an 8/10 to describe it on a numerical scale. But who cares, rating this stuff by numbers is pointless.

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>bournemouth spending £20m on a defender
it was 2004 last week lads
what happened

>>76770272

all ball. I'm fine with this.

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>>76772031
80m seems like a good deal

>>76772031

£200m

KEK

>>76770336
Guy's scared shitless lmao. He's done.

>>76772269
I think it's funny and all but he's objectively failing at representing his client's best interests

so Man City are buying shares of Girona FC now that it's in La Liga. will many man shitty bench players go on loan to girona now?

>no one interested in donner rumour because of raiola cancer
>milan bench him next season

what happens then?

https://twitter.com/gigiodonna1/status/879085097600921600

kek

JAV Bukkake is gonna be banned, lads. A 23 year old 'drowned' during a shoot of a porn. So it's dangerous.

>>76772532
Is he saying his account got hacked and what he said isn't his views basically?

Wew.

>>76772450
im guessing
maffeo going for another season
angelino
aleix garcia
marlos moreno
zinchenko
unal
zuculini
ruben sobrino for another season
ntcham
brahim diaz
celina
manu garcia
maybe david faupala too

>>76772547
isn't squirting and facesitting illegal in britain too? bit weird 2bh

>>76772551
who are any of these players

>>76772580
Future GOATs m8

>>76772450
There's 7 announced

Bookies have slashed the odds on Tottenham striker Harry Kane, 23, signing for Manchester United from 20/1 to 6/1.(Daily Star)

However, Spurs have laughed off United's interest in the England forward, with chairman Daniel Levy valuing Kane at close to £200m.(Independent)

Brazilian Alex Sandro, 26, has agreed to join Chelsea, with the Premier League champions closing in on a £61m deal with Juventus for the defender.(Corriere della Sera via Metro)

Sandro could be joined at Stamford Bridge by Southampton centre-half Virgil Van Dijk, 25, Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 24, and Monaco defensive midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, 22, with Chelsea prepared to spend £240m this summer.(Daily Express)

Arsenal and Manchester City are weighing up a straight swap of Alexis Sanchez, 28, and Argentine forward Sergio Aguero, 29.(Daily Star)

However, Chilean striker Alexis Sanchez has been urged by his international team-mate Arturo Vidal to ditch Arsenal for the "best club in the world" Bayern Munich.(Sun)

Sanchez's fellow Arsenal forward Olivier Giroud, 30, has been in contact with the president of Lyon before a potential move to the Ligue 1 club this summer.(Independent)

Everton have had a £30m bid rejected for Swansea's 27-year-old Icelandic midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson.(Mirror)

Chelsea could make a shock £35m bid for Roma defender Kostas Manola. The 26-year-old Greece international was reportedly on the brink of a move to Zenit St Petersburg.(Express)

Former England boss Sven-Goran Eriksson has reassured Manchester United's Wayne Rooney, 31, that he will have a 'positive experience' should he move to the Chinese Super League.(Daily Mail)

Manchester United target Renato Sanches, 19, has distanced himself from a move to Old Trafford, by saying he expects to stay at Bayern Munich.(Record - in Portuguese)

phone posting and still getting the rumors out quicker than you cunts

>>76772492
Permabenched and forgotten by 21

>>76772547
It's just Raiola trying to save face. Donnarumma's family members had liked the Instagram post. Honestly this whole thing is hilarious.

>>76772597
Juventus will bid £15m for Southampton's 25-year-old Portuguese right-back Cedric Soares.(Sun)

Forward Kylian Mbappe, 18, is to be offered a 900% pay rise by Monaco to fend off interest from Real Madrid, Liverpool and Arsenal.(Sun)

Manchester United are close to signing 29-year-old Belgian midfielder Radja Nainggolan from Roma.(Il Tempo - in Italian)

Liverpool are tracking Germany's Max Meyer, 21, at the European Under-21s tournament in Poland but face competition from Tottenham for the Schalke midfielder.(Daily Star)

Crystal Palace will make a move for Manchester City striker Kelechi Iheanacho. West Ham and Leicester are also interested in the 20-year-old Nigerian.(Mirror)

>>76772575
Only illegal to make porn of it, not watch it

>>76772450
>Girona FC
>Girona Futbol Club, S.A.D. is a Spanish football team based in Girona, in the autonomous community of Catalonia.
>SAD!
>many such cases

>>76772597
>Sanchez for Aguero

W-what? I dunno who gets out of this the most. It's utter bollocks. City with Aguero and Sanchez = CL winners. City with one = Title challengers.

gf to me just finalized lads, signing the paperwork now

>>76772547
i thought you were kidding
goddamn
imagine being her dad

>>76772659
>poop's city
>CL winners

>>76772678
At least he can say she died doing what she loved

>>76772659
Pep says he's staying
Aguero says he's staying
Agent says he's staying
Chairman says he's staying

Lads I get the feeling he might be off this summer

>>76772678
would rather have my daughter doing degrading porn for tons of cash than doing some low end job like shelf stocker
getting pissed in the mouth is less degrading than selling your arms to the Big Boss

>He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth to mouth resuscitation, but it was too late there was nothing to be done"

>>76772575
No. You fell for /pol/ memes. It's banned for UK porn companies to make it in the UK (because UK porn is shown in Hotel's and they didn't want that content possibly being seen by kids). It's 100% legal to watch. I advise you to always double check what memes you read on /pol/, mate.

>>76772678
>>76772689
>Her final words were "glugrgrhh ppftttgurgggggkokokocchhpffttggllll"

>>76772684
With Sanchez AND Aguero, yes. They'll just outscore everybody with a bit of luck. Aguero at Arsenal would be insanely good too.

>>76772597
>Sandro could be joined at Stamford Bridge by Southampton centre-half Virgil Van Dijk, 25, Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 24, and Monaco defensive midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, 22, with Chelsea prepared to spend

if that all goes through and works out well. I could see them have a run to the semi finale with barca and bayern struggeling.

I'm still not sure how I'm supposed to feel about bakayoko. a more creative talent would have made more sense imo given matic and kante are already in the team.

I don't want to believe matic will be sold. he was a crucial part of the last to league titles and they surely won't gain a significant amount of money seeing how they spent 40m on bakayoko. just not a good trade. it makes no sense

>>76772597
>Brazilian Alex Sandro, 26
>£61m
football is dead

>>76772710
>They'll just outscore everybody with a bit of luck
they tried that last season and lost from 5-3 up

>>76772710
Aguero going to Arsenal might kill him

Honestly assuming this is real I just want to know who it was who died

>>76772750
It's bollocks, the only newsite reporting the story isn't a real one

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Signings when? Feels like Bernardo Silva was announced 5 years ago

>>76772745
There must be something fucked with arsenal training methods. Wilshere was actually able to play a lot this season with Bournemouth. Meanwhile at arsenal everyone is dead half the time.

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>>76772710
>Her final words were "glugrgrhh ppftttgurgggggkokokocchhpffttggllll"

>>76772778
July 1

Tied to kit releases and loyalty bonuses and international tournies ending

>>76772745
He gets frustrated enough with his city teammates. He would die of rage

>>76772778
be patient lad

>>76772780
wilshere was so shit this year nobody felt the need to break one of his ankles

>>76772745
Some players are just broken. Diaby and Wilshere didn't suddenly stop getting injured when they left Arse.

>>76772768
Obviously; but who WOULD report on it? Japan literally covers up it's sexual crimes then berates other countries for their high sex rate. Japan is incredibly corrupt in terms of crime. If Japan covers up how many people are raped, sexually assaulted and perved on (W-we have grat sex crime rates, you're w-worse UK! W-what? You don't have Women only transport? Y-you're still worse! IGNORE THOSE INTERNATIONAL REPORTS AS WELL!) them covering up one of their actors died during degenerate porn isn't a surprise.

>>76772780
Wilshere is out for 3 months. He got injured at Bournemouth.

>>76772778
Silva being announced was literally abnormal for PL. The window wasn't even open.

Literally who is this mong that replies to practically every post? Is it that paki tranny?

>>76772858
Fuck off, I'm in the middle of typing and people4 reply to me when the page auto-refreshes. Stop having an autistic fit over how people type on a fucking burmese etch-a-sketch animation board.

>>76772858
the autist who gets angry really fast

>>76772858
na, remember this guy from a while ago

he gets annoyed when you complain

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i remember when £60m got you this duo

>>76772881
>>76772858
>i can tell who is who on a board

you guys are idiots, that guy is a faggot for replying to load sof people but you guys are fucking autistic if you can tell who is who on a board, go the fuck outside

Forgot he also likes to pretend he's multiple people

>>76772904
>>76772900
>>76772875
>>76772858
Samefag. Stop talking to yourself and pretending/forcing you have a gimmick. Nobody cares. You won't become a meme.

>>76772926
YOU ARE HIM YOU FUCKING RETARD.

sometimes he uses a canadian proxy too that faggot

>>76772964
pretty sure he's the romanian as well, remember when people said he was the payetfag as well? I know you're not him, obviously, but go into archives.

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oh my days

>>76772902
>if Man City's offer had been accepted it'd still be the record
>they sold him to real six months later

I'm definitely not him

>>76772597
>Not reading the gossip column first thing in the morning
Utter melt

I am him give me (you)s

>>76772904
You've got a cognitive malfunction if you can't recognise patterns, or you're just a newcunt.

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Daily reminder the guy who pretends he can tell who people are, the guy who gets angry and the guy who replies to loads of people at once are the same person. He also uses a proxy and the likely ones are the French poster (there's two I think).

Ignore all these kind of posts.

Anyway, did this actually happen? Was this today?

>>76773020
I'm going to ignore this post because you're clearly him too

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W O R S T

>captcha: blaine livorno
kek

>>76773020
>>76773032
P obvious now that there's only 2 of us here. Me and you.

>>76773020
>>76773032
t.samefag

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>>76773032
>try and force a gimmick with multiple 'personalities'
>one of my personalities is telling people to ignore my personalities

Then what's the point?

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Did you lads like my posting football '''memes''' earlier? I found another website that has memes and gifs.

So I haven't been following well enough. What have Tottenham been doing in the summer besides trying to shop Kane?

>>76773053
>>76773032
>>76773059
>replying to yourself while claiming samefag
What's the point man?

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>>76773099
>replying to 3 of your own posts
smhdesufampai

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>>76773097
Selling Janssen so far. Trying to sell the Lemar lad from Monaco.

i am responsible for all /trans/ posts 2bh

>>76773121
Are they trying to buy anyone?

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>>76773135

this threads post were all done by me including this>>76773135 one

I have posted no posts in this thread until now

>>76773115
>literally replying to your reply

I can tell by the way you type you're him, you don't put a gap between the humour chevron and your post.

>>76773140
Sorry, I mean they're trying to buy Lemar from Monaco. Sorry lad. They're also going for Max Meyer for £18m or so.

>>76773032
>>76773020
>1 minute and 2 seconds apart

Ate a full pack of Gold bars today they're just too delish

>>76773159
>>76773173
>1 minute and 1 second apart

Josh, I know you're here

>>76773048
>coutinho
wew

>>76773197
Fuck you I'm not

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>>76773166
See >>76773059 m8. I'm just posting memes desu.

Also is this true? I thought they spent £900m?

>>76773173
Bit sickly desu could only have one.

>>76773163
So nothing huge that would win them the league. 3rd place, here we come.
Oh wait, they're shopping Kane
5th place here we come

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Wait, is this Arse's new kit or 3rd kit?

>>76773222
that's not camo

>>76773218
Why are they shopping him anyway? He's really good. Certainly better than soldado or the other guy that was there before. Combined with Eriksen and lamela, the talent is there to win the league

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>>76773218
Matthias Ginter for £15m as well. Domenico Berardi as well but no price. Best you can hope for is Spurs keeping what they have.

>>76773145
PEOPLE VULTURES JAVI APPROACHES

>>76773222
looks dope

puma going in

>>76773273
doesn't he play in alli's position

or whoever the fuck plays right wing at spurs

eriksen probably not sure what that guy does

>>76773270
Well, if it was a different colour, it would be. It's to break up your outline and it does that. Look at ships in WW2, they have similar shapes.

>>76773287
But is it their third kit? I thought their 1st team was just a slightly different last season and their away kit was a pretty good blue one?

>>76773273
What the fuck are you even talking about you fat yank twat

>>76773280
kek

>>76773222
would be cool if it was the home kit

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Dutch meme forcer, you got the picture you created using this?