/mlb/ - BIG JACK CUST EDITION

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Mets

I hate everyone in this fucking thread. Fuck you faggots for making fun of Kershaw all the time. Fuck you for saying he's regressing. Fuck you for perpetuating the even year meme. Fuck you for constantly talking about DG. Fuck you for constantly making fun of the Dodgers. I'm done with all of you.

>>76767322
shut up and get back to dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8P3pyx5OIA

>>76767322
shut up pickcincy

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who is your least favorite pitcher your team fielded in recent years?
pic fucking related

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Reminder that most "Dodger" posts are false flags designed to get (You)'s and derail discussion in the thread.

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>>76767367
Where to begin, anon...

>>76767389
tank rolls on here

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>>76767367
Dopey

>>76767367
its a tough call between shields, smarch, albers, covey, or belisario

might give it to smarch

ha the fucking losedians

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1st for firstiners!

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>>76767419
I'd narrow it down to Shields and Smarch because they are symbolic of the Kenny years.

>>76767547
smarch fits that bill perfectly
still cant believe we lost semien demon for him
fucking kw

>>76767583
Tatis Jr is looking like a really good prospect and we gave him up for fucking Shields

>>76767636
That too

god fuck KW

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To the guy in the last thread that told me I had no idea who pickcincy was, let me point to you the thread that started it all. He shit talked the Dodgers in this Jints vs Resd gamethread, and then when the reds went to go visit the Dodgers right after the resd got blown out. Naturally his original shit talk was captured and he got assblasted at all the shit talking from Dodger bros and even non-Dodgers bros.

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/37972713/

Dodgers ended up winning 3 of 4 in that series which started the decline of the reds and pick cincy's bragging became the stuff of legends for the rest of that year by not just Dodger fans, a lot of /MLB/

Jays at Royals shit post containment thread where?

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>>76767845
we just gonna shit post in here?

>>76767870
How about that Bonifacio Blast

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Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y77gKZ2EEb0

>>76767870
Might as well.

>>76767900
Yep. I think outfield depth is not something we lack right now.

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1stros

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>tfw no chooch

>>76768087
Honest question about Carl Magnavox. Do you think he's in Cooperstown if he doesn't get 3000 hits? Like, if he doesn't play that last season where he got the 70 hits, but was one of the worst players in the league?

>>76767790
>started it all
You're a year late and just as clueless as every other doyerfag was. It was weeks before any of you believed me that it was him.

>>76768112
not as much of a lock but I think Greg LG still (possibly[maybe{hopefully}]) sneaks in

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>>76768127
This will be my last post on it. You're clearly wrong. There was a clear difference in Dodger threads after that Reds series. After that series you would always see "El spiccers" post every god damn thread. In any case, I'm not some new fag. I've been around since the days of Mongolia bro. Most of us stopped posting with DG making dodgers related discussion annoying.

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>>76768087
They call us the AL Worst when we have more teams at or above .500 than any other team in the league atm

Really makes me ponder

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D O Y E R S
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>>76768242
be careful or you'll open up a whole new can of interdivisional autism and send this thread straight to purgatory
also did you get my double-layered Chris Samsung joke?

>>76768203
>the days of Mongolia bro
sup newfag

Really I don't know you or care. But last thread you were talking about being the one guy who blasted PickCincy like some kind of hero. lel, just lel.

RIP Mongoliabro btw, he had a semi-hot gf

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>>76768301
Is mongol bro kill?

Say it aint so.

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>>76768301
I was that same guy though. I was the one who copy pasted his bragging and started to post it whenever pickcincy would shit all over our gamethread. I'm also the same guy that would post doyerfus whenever we needed a rally. I forgot. That was part of the reason dodgers threads died out too. Mods banned me and everyone else who took part in posting doyerfus.

>>76768393
Cute

>>76768326
I'm a Giants fan, but the "joke" is that he died on the Air Malaysia crash

>>76768393
That's all fine and I don't have any reason to doubt it. But PickCincy's trip got perma'd and he moved over to twitsp mostly because of that. That's the real reason the spiccers and "California into the ocean" posts stopped. Plus I'm guessing he eventually got tired of bothering you the same way he did with us. He stayed on you guys a lot longer though.

>>76768326
i havent seen him in ages

>>76768500
>I'm a Giants fan,
kek the absolute state of lifelong giants "fans" trying to shoehorn themselves into /mlb/

>>76768512
I just saw him like two days ago

>>76768537
Yeah, since 2008, how hilarious

Lifelong fan since back in the Bonds days,

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>>76768299
Fuck lol. he does look a bit like Sampson, except for the HOF get up

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>>76767269
MARINERS!
JACK CUST EDITION!

>>76768572
I remember i used to sit in the outfield when i was a lad and talk shit to bonds at dodger stadium with my uncle.

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>>76768299
hail to the king baby

Is MLB THe Show 2017 any good? I don't really watch Baseball but I kinda want to play a Baseball game.

Any tips? I heard the Single Player is fun. What is the best position.

Will one of the Comedy Centrals this year produce a sub-.500 division winner?

How has Cargo Gonzalez been this season? What about Tony Tulo?

>>76769044
When's the last time that happened?

>>76769015
I always pick outfield becuase that's what I played and I'm a lefty so I can't really be infield

but at the same time I also always have a starting pitcher and usually like to focus that player becuase I really like pitching

>>76769015
Yeah it's fun. For single player you have a player locked career mode where you can create your own player and go from the minor leagues to the hall of fame. There's also a franchise mode where you're more like a GM who controls all aspects of baseball as well

>>76769101
Never been a sub-.500 winner, but the Dads won the NL West in 2005 at 82-80

>>76769101
You could play first.

NY Mets vs SF Giants (#3 of 3)

4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT

>>76769225
>>76769225
>>76769225

>>76769222
It's true, but was never really appealing to me. I never really played it in Little League either, only like one inning did I play it. I enjoy outfield anyways

>>76769153
Nice, well we'll keep a look out this season then

>>76768642
Need to get him and Wandy to replace Diaz and Jankowski imo

>>76769044
3-way tie at 81-81 just to make Manfred lose it over the playoff structure

>>76769424
I think I had a ball autographed by Sampson, pretty sure at least

>>76769476
ah, nice. I met Wesley Wright at a Whataburger back when he had potential. he was a pretty nice guy (except when he was on the mound).
Sampson always seemed like he should've been converted to an outfielder for some reason though.

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>basebore

>ballbore

>borebore

>>76769587
>BIG BLUE AND RED DOWN ARROW

>4 of the past 5 al champs came from the central
>comedy central

The autism is real.

Is Chevron based?

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well would you look at that

>>76769792
>>76769792

>>76769792
Dodgers y Rockies
Juego tres

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no windians

Why are the Twins so good on the road, yet so shit at home?

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>>76769873
>>76769873
Astros @ Mariners

>>76769866
probably the overwhelming depression that surrounds Minnesota

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>>76769852

@<!:^)~
nyah!

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>>76769608

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The fuck is this strike zone in the Jays-Royals game?

>>76769101
>>76769109
Cool I played around a bit and started a pitcher, but holy fuck it gets boring quick

Plus I don't know shit about Baseball Pitching other that 75% should be Fastballs and Fast Fast Slow, Slow, Slow, Fast, or Slow Fast Slow are the best combos

Plus I hate all the accuracy meters except pulse and if I start at it too long I freeze up

So what's stopping the Dodgers from winning it all?

>>76770188
The Yankees

>>76770188
Themselves

>>76770188
The Dodgers.

>Dodger post ends in 88
every time, lol

every time

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>>76770188
Themselves honestly.

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>>76770209
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>>76770235
Have you watched how hot the Dodgers are? And its only late June where they're still developing chemistry.

>>76770252
Yeah I know but I have been a doyer fan long enough to know who the true enemy is.

Them when they start doing stupid shit. Not because the other team is better.

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>red sox went from the best DH in the AL to the worst in less than a year

2015 was the worst offseason in baseball history

>wade miley
>pablo sandoval
>hanley ramirez

>>76768242
Divisions by how bad they are goes
>NL East (we are obviously depressingly terrible)
Power Gap
>NL Central (first place is only 3 games above .500, second struggles to stay above .500, and the rest are below)
>AL West (there is the astros then a bunch of teams struggling to stay above .500)
>AL Central (a bit better than the West)
Power Gap
>AL East (they are slipping though)
>NL West (3 teams above .600)

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>some fucking retarded baaaaawwwstun fan seriously thought kimbrel a closer since the minor league was better than jansen
>blowing saves when your team needs you the most

>>76770310
>not the 2011 offseason
>carl crawford
>adrian gonzalez
>lost beltre
>bobby jenks

>>76770364
Kimbrel is better than Jansen, and allowing a run when your team is losing is not blowing a save.

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>>76770577
>Kimbrel is better than Jansen
in what universe

>>76770624
The one where he's better by every statistical measurement. This one.

>>76770624
2017

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>>76770642
the best closer in the past 4 years(since kenley became a full time closer) is kenley

kimbrel stopped being in that discussion years ago

this year doesn't change that fact

>>76770671
whos better this season???

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Post singular events that forever changed the career of players.

Andrew Miller has yet to recover.

>>76770699
Kenley by a mile how can you even try to debate this?

Kimbrel is a walking machine
Kenley has been a strikeout machine and has yet to give up a run

gg no re bawwwston

Anyone get a webm of some of those McCarthy misses? I don't remember seeing a pitcher meltdown like that in a long time.

>>76770749
>Kenley has been a strikeout machine and has yet to give up a run
oops I meant walk got ahead of myself but what can I do when I get to watch the best closer in baseball

royels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0GBa4Ljp_8

>>76770749
>>76770769
Kimbrel has 5 walks on the season and has more strikeouts and a higher K/9 though

>>76770078
use analog

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Will we win today?

>>76770803
easy to do when you play against the worst teams statically compared to what the dodgers have to face

>>76770825
Kimbrel has to pitch against a DH, you are objectively wrong.

>>76770811 (cheked)
we will :3

>>76770671
Kenley is good and I would take him over Kimbrel today simply because Kenley can make 9 outs in the postseason but Kimbrel is a hall of famer. He is without question had the best career of any active reliever. Kenley is #2 only because Kimbrel has a lower career ERA. Don't disrespect Kimbrel like he's some bitch. He's very very good. Both are 1A-1B. You just sound like you hating without reason, which is what faggots here do with Kershaw.

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>>76770709
The moment the shattered Big Game James' career

>>76770856
a DH means shit when pinch hitters exist

>play at the plate
>runner called out
>call challenged
>umps signal safe
>lol jk hes out guys
what the fuck?

Jesus Christ this team is literally 3 hours away from getting swept by the Padres

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>>76770811
>>76770859
>Hellickson pitching
>Winning

>>76770992
>t. retard

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>this shitty of fucken leaveland
>87 fucken years without a championship

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The umps are giving you this game leafs. Between the shit zone and bad calls the umpball is in full effect. But the series win is in the bag already.

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>>76770709
>Pitching: Logan

>>76767322
I would actually like the Doyers if they didn't play in LA.

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>>76767367

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>>76767367

Not a good game Blow Gays. The umps won it for you. Guess they felt bad since you got whupped in 2015

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>*strikes out the side*

nice to have bobby back, score notwithstanding

>>76771602
that was the shortest bout of mental illness I've ever seen

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Beer is ours.

>>76771602
The umpball was full on the latter half of the game.

>>76771585
when the ump took the bat and drove in 3 runs for the jays i was shocked personally

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>>76771675

>>76767269
Lol Jack Cust. He's everywhere in this town.

>>76771448
But LA is at the core of the modern Dodgers and everything they do, just like Brooklyn was the essence of the team in New York. You can't like the Dodgers if you truly dislike LA.

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>>76771685

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>>76771675
>>76771825
Not so fast

Will the Rockies ever again win a baseball game?

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>>76771953

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>>76771966

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>>76771986

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>the quickly regressing and collapsing shitty of cuckarado
Nolan 2020

>>76772090
that hairstyle is retarded, who let her go out like that

>>76772196
what year were you born?

>for science

>>76772216
don't hit on me, creep

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>>76772226
>>/fa/

>>76772034
;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SCECiacP8o

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>>76772389
>>76772389
https://soundcloud.com/sanholobeats/san-holo-fly

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>>76772566 (czek)
https://soundcloud.com/psyloaloha/zolpide
check my mix

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>>76772652
I get the feeling you SHOULD

or you DO own a lot of Zappa albums
>vinyl?
https://soundcloud.com/creakyjackals/creaky-jackals-sunset-1

https://soundcloud.com/creakyjackals/creaky-jackals-sunset-1

get a room

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>>76772721

to hot 4ewe?
>too, schweaty??
we're bonding, chew on a popsicle stick or something for your social angst

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>>76772713
https://soundcloud.com/derek-cornett/blessed-relief-frank-zappa

>>76772713
>zappa
los zeppelin?
first alumm sound good :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c8bnAQLqG0

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*ruins baseball*

>>76772566
im regular stormy

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>>76772834
https://soundcloud.com/villagemeister/cloaked-capers

>>76772849
It's only ruining baseball if it's contributing to the trend of Hits and K's per 9. We're maybe 2 years away from more strikeouts than hits, which has NEVER happened

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/mlb/, brought to you by a generous grant by the boards of;

/a/, /mu/, /co/ and of course, /pol/

>>76772927

it contributes to shitposting of /sp/, but I don't think we have a broad enough range to select from to say that the new ball is doing shit

>>76772905
grooove xD

>>76772849
wait so are these actually in use, or at last alleged to be used (covertly)? because all I can find is articles about college ball

>>76772905
ride on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c8bnAQLqG0

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>>76772995
https://soundcloud.com/niels_208/butthole-surfers-pepper

>>76773001
https://theringer.com/2017-mlb-home-run-spike-juiced-ball-testing-reveal-155cd21108bc

>>76773016
>>76772905
here here
https://youtu.be/tPhyfeUOSKE
chek yo man ))

>>76773001
The secret is out and soon Manfred will be in full damage control mode.

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>>76773023


All this article tells us is the new juice era is about the crash

>>76772977
scooter gennett just hit 4 home runs in a game, I think that's good enough

>>76772849

Why would they do that?

>>76773103
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins chamionships

>>76773103
>In response to questions about Major League Baseball’s record-setting home run pace, commissioner Rob Manfred on Wednesday said surveys by the league show that fans have enjoyed the uptick – and that a 10th consecutive year of record strikeout totals pleases them likewise.

>“The important question is: How do our fans see it?” Manfred told Yahoo Sports. “And our fan research suggests that people like home runs and they actually like lots of strikeouts. Whether that’s the definitive position we take or not, I can tell you again, being a numbers guy, our first step was to try to figure out what fans think, and our initial indications from our fan research is they like it.”

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https://soundcloud.com/disco-deviance/disco-deviance-mix-show-45-pontchartrain-mix

>can not stop dancing to this

>Americans stand at attention more than Best Koreans

God Bless us, though

>>76773112

That does make sense.

Mandatory steroid injections soon?

>>76773133

Futurama has done it again
heads in jars when????

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>the assblasted and heartbroken shitty of Nolan Arenado
Don't worry buddy you'll be in Dodger Blue sooner than you think.

>>76773143

>The Yankees will have fractional numbers in our lifetime

>>76773157

My lifetime will be enormous

Head Jars will change our whole economy

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>Tim Tebow will be promoted to Mets’ Class A affiliate in St. Lucie

its happening lads

>>76773177
>Mets tank
>Use Tebow to put asses in seats at Citi

Cody BellingGOD is the NL MVP and its not even close.

>>76773175

Would you get frozen till 3000?

Or would you rather just be a head?

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>>76772905
hheh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9JwAV8ecpI
flyin!

>>76773229
Congrats on another regular season accomplishment

>>76773177
imagine being some poor fucker grinding away in low A ball for years and someone batting .222 gets promoted to sell tickets instead of you

>>76767367

kek. i will never forget this moment

http://m.reds.mlb.com/cin/video/topic/221708878/v30457071/ladcin-hanigan-wins-it-with-a-walkoff-double

Vogt is a good pick up for the Brewers, right? Since Bandy has been in a slump, adding a 2 time all star can't hurt. I don't watch a lot of AL baseball so I'm not too sure.

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>>76773251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iujjGCoF4g

>>76771877
Nice digits

>>76773247

head; lifetime is enormous, space travel is cheaper, safer; everything s cheaper

We'll live to see maybe several thousand years

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>>76772389
>>76772566
>>76772652
>>76772713
>>76772783
>>76772834
>>76772905
>>76773016
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>>76773028
>>76773123
>>76773251
>>76773342

Alright.. it's time to day this correct, back up..

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>>76773408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jNyr6BJZuI

>>76773023
damn good article. I'll say it again, the whole shortening of the game dialogue was just a smokescreen for juicing the fuck out of the balls

>ball changes
>batters adapt to it
>Shohei Otani comes over and becomes the Japanese God of Baseball, leading us into a golden age like Ruth

it's like a prophecy

>>76773342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA3mvcsEptE
who do you vooduu ))
rough & tuf

>Relief pitchers that move at a glacial pace
Nothing more fun than waiting 1 minute between pitches.

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>>76773455
>>76773455
https://soundcloud.com/miles-gidaly/biggie-smalls-gimme-the-loot

>ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES >ROOKIES

Ron Gardenhire will be the Phillies Manager in 2018, and by 2010 they'll be like his Twins in that they'll make the playoffs a lot and never win a dang thing

>Two wild pitches
>Dodgers score 3 runs

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>the quickly collapsing shitty of the KEKLARADO COCKIES
jajahajahakahakabjahajaanajahajahjajaajajajahahhajakaaajjakajajahaaja

>ROOKIES
>>>>>WILD PITCHING IN 3 RUNNERS IN AN INNING

hey guys the rockies threw 2 wild pitches haha

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>Culorado
Can't make this shit up

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>>76773543

Weew, new mixtape from Woostoun
https://soundcloud.com/travisscott-2/a-man

hey what can you say
regression is a bitch

>>76773543
souch a good tune my man!

>>76773543
>>76773636

yall and your weird love affair is getting creepy

take it elsewhere pls

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>THE HEARTBROKEN STATE OF NOLAN ARENADO'S HEART
Come over papi, we'll take care of you really really good.

Come home.
You need us.
We can make you a champion.

Hold on. Does anyone have that month-by-month Rockies pic?

>>76773543
>>76773651

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuvEoNef-Eg

>>76773658
Yes, come to the Phillies and fulfill the prophecy

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>>76773651
>>76773651
https://soundcloud.com/neoneoptery/the-police-roxanne-2

>I don't need to put the red light.. -_-

>>76773658
>We can make you a champion.
What would the Dodgers know about this?

>>76773658
>We can make you a champion.
But I thought Arenado was going to the Dodgers?

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>tfw get to watch the Buccos bully the Cards on national television two nights in a row

http://www.richmond.com/obituaries/killebrew-patrick/article_863f515d-cc63-5565-bc9b-00b8be664a80.html

>KILLEBREW, Patrick, "Pat," age 68, passed away peacefully at home, June 20, 2017, after watching the Washington Nationals relief pitchers blow yet another lead. Beloved father and husband, longtime attorney, former U.S. Navy Navigator and avid baseball fan and player. Join in a celebration of his life July 2, 6 to 8 p.m., at the SCA Clubhouse, 9601 Redbridge Rd., 23236. In lieu of flowers, send "donations" to the "Nationals Bullpen Fund."

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>Dave Roberts stepping on the neck of cucklarado by giving Jansen 5 full outs
Absolutely fucking cruel.

>>76773651
>>76773612
:3 rate
https://youtu.be/shAVsbW9Rvs

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>>76773739

how's your Hangul?
https://soundcloud.com/natalia-xinatique/bangtan

>>76773731
kek, rip cheeky fuck

Arenado is fucking seething right now.

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>>76773739

Also, Qt
=3

>>76773762

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWBhX4hboKY

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>>76773731

fucking beautiful

>that shit of nolan crying
KEK

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>>76773836
>>76773836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWvjxZh9LkE

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>Tigers win

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>posting all this ska shit
Lol
https://youtu.be/TrEr8sPw2J0

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>>76773850
>>76773883
>>76773901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjOxJu5QMb8&translated=1

>>76773989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXiiulGxrT4

>>76773997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoEwfyKaGRg&feature=relmfu

Do you say "WAR" or do you spell it out like "W-A -R?"

>>76774161

it's pronounced "jif" like the peanut butter

>>76774161
I say war

>>76774161
https://soundcloud.com/chiefkeef/chief-keef-war

>THIRD
>WILD
>PITCH

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So the Rockies were massive frauds all along, right?

Seriously fuck Brandon Maurer. Worst closer in Padres history what a fucking loser

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>>76774237

>4 wild pitches
>5 runs

Jesus Christ

what the fuck rockies

This Rockies pitcher is going to have the yips after this shit

>Tebow's now in High A
how many more injuries until we see him playing for the Mets?

LMFAO

>coors

here comes jansen to complete the 5 out save

what did kembrel do today?

>the city of denver

I can now legitimately say the Rockies are total frauds, were thoroughly exposed, and have no place having a record anywhere close to .600

>ottavino is still fucking pitching

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So Nolan Arenado confirmed Dodger at this point right?

No memes at this point. Why would he stay?

Need a mop for this shit, holy hell.

>>76774268
Rockies/Yankees/Nationals confirmed for frauds

>>76774254
But Maurer Power

CLOSER VS CLOSER
MAXIMUM MEMULARITY

>>76774366
>Dodger
weird way of saying Yankee

The Rockies are so fucking shook that Bud Black needs his all star closer to get an out against a batting relief pitcher

>Bellinger passes Mike Pizza for multi-homerun games by a Dodgers rookie.

>>76774395
The Yankees won't sign Arenado AND Machado

>>76774413
Right. They'll Sign Arenado.

>>76774366
I wonder if JT moves to 2nd or 1st with Bellinger in LF when Nolan joins up

>>76774373
Throwing 99 mph fastballs is nice but when they are right down the middle they aren't so nice

KASD[FLJASDFPOIASJF VOIASJF OIEWSF AWEG ADRG B

>>76774421
So Machado is going to the Mets?

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>Jansen doubles in a run

Kenley Jansen RBI double off Greg Holland LMAO

>>76774433
>Mets
>Spending money
He'll be a Phillie if they lose out on the Harper Sweepstakes

So is it safe to assume at this point that the MLB tinkered with the ball this offseason?
It was not even a year ago they were talking about lowering the mound because there was so little offense and tons of people had ERAs in the 2s, and now there are 10 dingers a game

>>76774471
They spent money on Cespedes, and David Wright is probably going to retire this year. It's definitely a long shot, but I'm sure Machado would rather go to a New York team than shitty ass Philly.

>kenley could just chuck his helmet to the side and walk a few feet to the mound to finish the game

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legal it
right?
https://youtu.be/etV0SbPgSRQ

>>76774487
>4 y/110m contract
>spending money
really anon? And if money is a factor(Look at Machado and tell me he isn't about the money), the Phillies have way more cash at their disposal than the Mets

>muh zero walks

after 51 strikeouts kenley the best closer in baseball gives up a walk

KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER KEKLEY JANSEN JUST WALKED A HITTER

ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE

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>dodgers haters are so fucking mad right now

>>76774484

assume? it's undeniable fact

>Longest nine inning game in Dodger Stadium history

WebMs when

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*ends your season*

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>tfw listening to ice cube watching another dodgers victory

>>76774740
>not ottavino

>>76774740

WHEN DID KERSHAW FUCK BUMGARNER'S BITCH!

fucking texas, dude

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RIP IN PISS CULORADO ROCKIES
APRIL 4 2017 - JUNE 25 2017

>>76774810
>still 16 games above .500

Someone explain this meme to me?

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>>76774501
Poland ball, how high are You?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

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*gets a little wild

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Dodgers win!

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* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOR_HuHRNs

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* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyaI4-5849w
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eWdbMBYlH4

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>>76772566
>>76772566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LF5AeHksfo&feature=related

ole

>>76774903
side arm memesters are not used to this new homerball

>>76774919
>>76774940
Probably not as funny as it was in your head

>inb4 "Hi, Adam"

>>76774810
CULORADO ABSOLUTELY BTFO!!!!!111!!!!

EXPOSED !!!1!!!!!1. HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER!!!!!1!111!!!!!

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>>76774972
Hola, Adam!

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>>76774810
>only team over 50 wins

Rest of the NL are you even trying?

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>>76774950
>my new dance beat

Explain to me why the Dodgers won't win it all this year?

They are by far, using the eye test, the MOST impressive team this year

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>>76774955
the Submemer is still fine tho

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>>76775082

They are.. the Doyers

>end of argument

>>76775094
>2016
>Explain to me why the Cubs won't win it all this year?
>They are... the cusb

>end of argument

Then why did they win? Explain that? Now.

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>>76775066
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>76775094
And? The Dodgers haven't had this hot of a start since the 1960s.

Not even the 81 nor 88 teams were this impressive.

>>76775111
Hey that's Tom Helton

>>76775121
Is he related to Tony Tulo?

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>Dodger and Rockie peasants think they're people
Adorable!

>Crads

it's not even fair to make fun of Saint Poois
>bt we anyhow

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>>76775146
>>bt we anyhow

>>76775111
>hodd telton

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>>76775161

>cerstandzya

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>>76775145