>Germany B vs Mexico A Who's going to win?

>>76766284
>Mexico A
>no Reyes
>no Guardado

That's more like Mexico C tbqh

>>76766284
this is mexico's h team m8

>>76766284
Germany is going to rape Mexico anally, orally and vaginally

>>76766395
B-but we don't have v-v-va-ginas, sempai.

>>76766395
Your country literally has no significant athletes

>>76766395
>vaginally
Did you just assume mexicos gender?

>>76766284
More like Germany A- vs México D

>>76766284

Why didn't any of these teams bring their A team? Isn't this supposed to be an important tournament?

>>76766498
And your country is filled with poor, obese retards.

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>mfw OP's picture is exactly eleven years old
Where did all the time go?

>>76766395
Sweden I really love The cardigans and The hives... Should I go to your country and marry a big faced kirsten-dunst-esque waifu?

>>76766598
>Isn't this supposed to be an important tournament?

Smuganimegirl.jpg

>>76766620
Do you like Ace of Base?

>>76766613
I wonder if she's old and busted now

>>76766613
Time is a concept, it does not go anywhere ;^)

>>76766598
It's a meme cup about testing meme formations and meme players before the world cup. Like olympic football, but with less dedication and professionality.

jej

what does mexico A team look like? do they ever use it?

>>76766613
Nah. That's from Euro 2008.

>>76766684
It's formation is secret and they will only show it in the world cup final

>>76766303
No Tecatito either
realistically this is Mexico's E team

>>76766836
The less Mexicans it has the better the team.

>>76766598
Germany B team is actually better than all those meme NTs. Why bring the A team when you can test different players and still win this shit?

>>76766498
Ibrahimovic is pretty cool

>>76766303
Mexico doesn't even have a right wingback nor a defensive midfielder, we are fucked up anyway

Reyes sucks ass anyway. Ochoa is garbage too. Only good amierdica player is Peralta. Guardado wasnt going to be a factor even if he wasnt DQ'd because hes a manlet. All mexico has is Dos Santos and Vela. Grmany gonna breeze it

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Mexico already won. We wont get imbarrased by those dirtty chileans.

If mexico loses against germany it is to be expected. We are saving our A team for copa oro my dudes.

Copa Oro > Conferderationes

>le D team meme
chicanos and their damage control

>>76767184
is this a meme or something I can't tell

who the fuck is even going to the gold cup? mexico's ZZZZZZ team?

>>76767622
It's a meme, a good meme

>>76767122
>I-i-i-i-i-i-i-it's Osorio's fault!

You deserve it m8.

>>76767622
It's a meme. These idiots are fielding there A team after not calling them up for the wc qualifiers

>>76766284
Honestly our A team might be the best team in the Confederations Cup

There's no use in playing it now and exposing our strategy before the World Cup

>>76767711

but i didnt see usa?

>>76767731
I'm Mexican

>>76767180
>Ochoa sucks
Yup, if it weren't for his acrobatic saves people would realize how overrated he is. But hey he's a better keeper than that trash brad guzan will ever be

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>>76767754
>I'm Mexican

>>76767754
You've probably only been to Mexico twice and you speak some broken ass Spanish you stupid cuck

>>76767775
NO HE DOESN'T DRUMPF

>>76767775
Make me puto.

You white people are all talk, no action.

I want your race war to happen. Get off the internet and make it happen. The US is like a whore to me, only here to make money and destroy as much shit as I can and then leave.

>>76767180
Ochoa may suck but he's the best GK you guys have. Talavera being in a national squad is a complete mockery.

>>76767711
t. travis johnson in iowa falseflagging

>>76767805
>The US is like a whore to me, only here to make money and destroy as much shit as I can and then leave.
Please don't come back to my country.

>>76767056
Bosnians don't count

Puto el que lo lea

im also mexican but im just here on vacation. i have seen lots of obese people and red hats

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>>76767805
>all talk, no action.
oh dont worry, we'll get to you soon enough

>>76767711
>our A team
Did your A team ever play a single match, Joseph "José" Hernandez?

>>76766498
>Erik Karlsson

>>76767805
If Trump won't then we should build the wall ourselves to keep your "kind" over there.

Can we exchange Osorio for Low? I feel like we would all benefit from this

>>76767931
Come with your gun then. I can't wait.

doesn't the name B team imply that the entire XI is B team?

because Germany has two players who are starters for the actual team

>>76767937
What benefit does it serve Mexico to play our A team? Especially over a shitty meme tournament

Just watch for our A team in the World Cup

>>76767976

a team entirely of substitutes would be more of a D team

>>76768033
BEANED

>>76767976
I see it as if the team is missing even one key player, it becomes B team.

and so on. perhaps I am a gigantic retard though

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>>76767965
manlets, when will they learn?

>>76767805
>>76767841

>This entire interaction

I'm in tears

>>76767876
Why not?

this is Mexico Y

to answer this i'll need to see pics of mexican qts and germany qts

>>76768033
>in the World Cup
(You) are the most pathetic team in World Cup history. Even the US whose flag >you falsely occupy is more impressive. Even >your GOAT team of kybernetically improved spics couldn't beat those 11 strangers Löw found somewhere running around in Germany

>>76766612
Not an argument

Are there any real American's in /sp/, and not just mexicans?

>>76768752
White bois don't like sports

Has a player ever been picked up from a team after a good confederation cup performance ? I want to see Jonathan in champions League

>>76767841

When Trump said Mexico wasn't sending their best he was right.

>>76767841
Too bad

I'm as puro Jalisco as they come.

>>76768752
Real americans don't watch soccer.

Mexican couch rotation tactic is horrid. Don't act like Mexico is like Cameroon, they are on par with all the top teams on a good day, but Osario is seriously betting all his cards here.

>>76768813
meme region that produces meme players

>>76767805
Lel

Soon paco just make sure my lawn is cut tomorrow faggot

>>76768785
that's obvious, the US don't want our best and our best is not going to enter illegally since they live better here or somewhere else where they are wanted

>>76769054
Except they do.

Murrikan girls are ultra-thirsty for the spic D. This is a fact.

>>76768866
>they are on par with all the top teams on a good day

L
M
A
O

>>76769158
Most of them want blacks desu. Ive also been to Mexico couple of times and the girls would always go for black tourists.

>>76766284
>>Germany B vs Mexico A
but that's like your W team anon

Mexico's A team played for the last time back in 1986, ever since no TM has put together the best players, although we did shine with some B teams a couple of times, just wasn't enough

>>76767667
Not his fault we suck at football, but makes it all 10 times worse when he experiments with the natural position of players and with literally 8-9 changes between games, including the goalkeeper of all people.

We don't have a defence, we have a mediocre midfield and strikers, yes. But Osorio is a pest that needs to go and stay go.

>>76769827
>mediocre midfield
You have your best midfielder in years. The midfield is decent

>>76768752
Who are these real Americans you speak of?

>>76767830
>he doesn't rate Talavera
he made more sick ass saves in the game versus New Zealand. Had Ochoa been in goal he would've conceded so many goals

>>76766684
Coaches never use the A squad because they always put a meme player that sucks their cock in rather than a good one or keep one of the best players out because they have personal gripes with them (I.E Hugo Sanchez)

>>76767184
>we

>>76768813
>being proud of coming from a gay ass state
Kill yourself

>>76768752
American flags in sawker threads are Mexicans
American flags in NBA, NFL, are niggers
American flags in MLB are Puerto Ricans and Cubans

>>76769827
The funny thing is that you REALLY REALLY think you'd be better without him. It's fucking hilarious.

>>76770030
Where are he american white guys

>>76770240
/r9k/ and /fit/

b team vs b team. should be fun desu

>>76766498
CHI

>Mexico Y vs Germany Z who wins?

>>76770240

/hoc/ my dude

>>76769932
Ochoa is the better shot stopper.
Ochoa is the better passer.
Ochoa is better at breaking up crosses believe it or not.

Talavera doesn't know the rules and handballs at least once a year.

>>76766575
Did you just assume that your sexual organ defines your gender?

>>76766284

the gauchos fear the german

>>76770030
>American flags in sawker threads are Mexicans
Jokes on you. I'm black

>>76766284
>Germany B
haha
Keep telling yourself that. Reality is your old shitter team is just trying not to die before the World Cup. After that this is your team. We will beat you now easily and in the World Cup and Germany won't be relevant again.

>>76767786
Este wey lol eres gringo o un negrito? I been going to mx ever since i was a kid. I live in mx for 2 years. I was living in mx when colosio got killed. I still consider myself american "hispanic american".

>>76771870
>we
what part of Mexico are you from, la?

>>76771870
Can't tell if Chicano or a very confused Amerilard.

>Mexico A
>no Guardado, Moreno, Reyes

I just wonder if Germany can rape em as hard as we did.

>>76770240
Reddit

>>76771893
So you just speak broken English?

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>>76766284
>Germany B
It's more of a C team desu. Nonetheless, it should be a thrilling match.

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>>76771893
>I consider myself
>americanized azteca rape baby
Massive kek

>>76771951
No ese i speak good english? Why?

>>76766395
Just like somalis to your women

From an unbiased perspective both teams seem to fielding fitness squads. Bunch of youngsters on the German team looking to cement a place in the A team while mexico despite a few injuries will be fielding a competent team.

Will be an interesting match to say the least but I predict the Mexicans will out pace the Germans in the first 20 min and tire themselves out by the end of the first half. German efficiency will then cruise the second half to a 1-0 win over Mexico.

Screencap this

>>76767805
DIE SCUM DIE

I honestly cannot tell if this "Mexico X team" is a meme or not anymore.

I mean on the one hand, it's funny. on the other hand, Mexicans are delusional enough to believe it.

what is it lads? is it just a decent Mexican meme? or is it serious delusion?

>>76771432
>mexicans
>gaúchos
pick one, and ONLY one.

>>76771952
I bet my life this B team would win your A team.

>>76772029
like every good meme its a bit of both

>>76771998
>azteca
My family comes from leon gto. No aztecs in that part of mx. Only chichimecas and they never got raped or conquer by the spaniards sissy white boii.

>>76767805
Are you one of those self hating chicanolards?
Im a chicano and I make of you

>>76772043
highly unlikely

>>76770187
We definitely would without the meme rotations, with a fucking real team. I would rather go back to the days of "we played like never before but lost like always", where we would win against small teams and choke against big ones but giving a semi decent game, than keep with the "we played like absolute dogshit and barely managed to win against New Zealand, Trinidad y Tobago, America, etc,, The results, lol". To then lose 7-0 against a team that has a minimum of cohesion and actually scores goals once it gets past the defence. Very fucking common.

Osorio is shit and he has no place in our team. Period.

>>76772029
The "meme" started when we were forced to split our team between the Gold Cup and the Copa America, as if we could afford to do that. Or when we were forced to send our sub-23 team to play the Copa America and not our main team.

It perpetuated now with the Osorio rotations.

>>76772002
>I been going to
>I live in Mexico for 2 years

>>76772029
i don't really know how it became a meme.
last year they didn't have vela or jonathan.
this year they don't have corona, but it's still one of their strongest squads in a while on paper. we'll see thursday though and if osorio decides to sabotage himself again :^)

>>76769861
>best midfielder in years
Yes, and it is still very mediocre and unreliable.

According to Vidal those guys from germany B- team are pretty fucking good in the bundensliga.
I mean they are not so famous as Muller, Ozil etc but they are all stars in their teams.

What this means is we could still see some Rape(Altough no 7-1 probably).

>>76772160
Sorry ese im drunk. I didnt know it was mandatory to write good on a chink anime image board.

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>>76770187
>they wouldn't be better without a coach that fucks with chemistry and has a limited understanding of tactics

really made me sip my sopa

>>76772341
where's corona

>>76772230
Kimmich, Can, Ter Stegen, Draxler, Hector and Mustafi are really good first team players in their respective squads. The rest are not bad either.

>>76772368
He is not mentally fit to fit in our Team A.

>>76772230
This Germany B team would comfortably beat 95% of uefa teams.

>>76772341
So, no Moreno, Guardado nor Reyes makes it a B- team??

>>76772273
>a "mexican" unironically saying ese
That's how I know you are falseflaging

>>76772392
>tfw you remember when he punched the shit out of some coaches

>>76772350
>has a limited understanding of tactics

LMAO he's system is literally too complex for those brainlets he puts on the field. His only failure is to not realize that those guys will never play beatiful football. He should be coaching Dortmund, Barcelona or some club like that, where aesthetics actually matters.

>>76772341
time to expose myself as the filthy fucking Chicano I am

>Araujo
>no Guardado
>no Tecate

that's D team.

>>76772400
I say ese because that's what gringos think we say to each other. Neta wey no mas estoy cagando palo.

>>76772341
This team would struggle to be #7 in conmebol. Not even joking, this is currently-Paraguai tier.

>>76772458
That's why when >we played with our A team in the Copa America >we always reached semifinals right? And now that we have like 10 players in Europe instead of 2 we are worse

>>76772496
You're unironically comparing a (meme) cup with qualifications? If so, here's your (You)

>>76772496
Who cares that they play in Europe if they play for fucking Real Sociedad, or for meme leagues like the Portuguese and Dutch ones. I would rather have them play here.

>>76772446
are you blind?

>>76772430
top kek.
what system macaco

>>76772430
>He should be coaching Dortmund, Barcelona or some club like that

YES. Fucking take him away if that is what it takes for him to piss off.

>>76772557
>his system
Fix'd.

>>76772573
He'll be probably coaching a european mid-table team after wc 18. Don't worry, senpai.

>>76772610
Lets cross our fingers so that the misunderstood autist can shine somewhere else

I'm really like this "the mexico A team" meme. When did it start?

>>76772610
he was a flop in Liga MX, he would get a mid table club in a decent european league relegated

>>76772653
Lets cross our fingers so he could win the WC with the Next Messi dos Santos la'

You'll have to realize at some point that your team is utter shit. Even Peru is better, I'm no joking.

>>76772725
He literally had only 10 games in a shitty club. You're forcing too much m8.

>>76766284
brazil c

>>76772734
Yeah, buddy, the misunderstood autist is too much for this world.

>>76772764
Sure, your team is great, I love how you have a world class player in every position. Los Galacticos del Pueblo.

>>76772753
>You're forcing too much m8.
>Even Peru is better, I'm no joking.

what did he mean by this?

>>76772782
Take only the last 8 games and Peru is literally 2nd on conmebol qualifications. At least they can rely on Guerrero and Cueva, what about your team? Oh, sure you have the almight Dos Santos.

>>76772775
Keep sucking his cock, he might end up coaching your team

>>76772844
I'd love to, we did wonders with half of a squad at São Paulo.

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>>76772782
this desu.
he blew it with
>tfw osorio's tactics are too intelligent for mexico

>>76772860
>tfw osorio's tactics are too intelligent for mexico
>implying this is wrong

well lads

>>76772855
Then we have a deal

>>76772821
You're extrapolating too much. Qualifiers are hard, but not a good measure of who's best in a WC. Remember >we were second in 2010 qualis.

>>76772877
I just wonder how would you rate him if 70 didn't never happen.

>>76772896
m8 you were way better than us on that ro16. you only got eliminated cuz bad look, also, remember pinilla? and you sure would win colombia and get into the semifinals.

>>76772903
The same. I hated him before that.

>>76772821
Saying who is better between Mexico and Peru is purely subjective. I don't know why you bring that up.

>>76772523
Vela plays against like 12 teams that would win Liga MX easily every week. He is having better competition than playing against Toluca or Pumas. If you play against better teams you become better.

>>76772919
>cuz bad luck on penaltis
Fix'd.

>>76772919
That was 2014. In 2010 you won 3-0

>>76772948
Again, you were 2nd and were eliminated by the 1st, what's the deal?

>>76772080
S P I C

>>76772941
Saying who is better between Chile and Mexico is subjective?

>>76772984
Chile is clearly better. They won the Copa America and the meme Copa America playing good footbal. And when they faced us they showed how superior they were, the 7-0 was an accident but that kind of accidents only happen when one is superior to other.

>>76772903
Oh, and I almost forget. You can also take the mediocre of Tuca back to your macaco country while you are at it.

>>76773035
And yet Chile is only 4th on conmebol qualifications (and that because they stole 2 points from Bolivia).

You expect too much from your national team. Recognize that they're shitty. Osorio is trying his best.

>>76772967
My point is: you were better because you won the 2 games in qualis against us, not because you were 1 (one) point ahead of us.
Colombia is shit and they're second.

>watching the mexican commentary on chile vs mexico game

Damn these guys were salty as fug lel

>>76773130
Your point is still unclear. You lost in 2010 against the only sudaca team that were better than you. You lost in 2014 because of bad luck, you were clearly too superior.

Colombia is 2nd because they put their shit together in the last games. You'd be second if you weren't so irregular (draw motherfucking Bolivia at home and then proceeds to get btfo by Kekuador are examples of it).

Germany C vs. Mexico B is more realistic

>>76773067
>You expect too much from your national team
I recognize them as what they are. A team that is close to be top 10 in the world. Not more not less. They cant win agaisnt the elite but they arent shit either

>Osorio is trying his best
What a relief! for a second there I thought that he wasnt.

>>76773186
>chile is only 4th and mexico is worse than them, that means that they cant compete in conmebol
>chile is only 4th because they are irregular, they could be 2nd

>>76773284
Germany, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Portugal, Belgium, Colombia, France, Spain, Italy, England, Uruguay, Croatia. All way better than you, you're not that close.

>>76773349
>England

let's not get ahead of ourselves

>inb4 they haven't lost in qualis

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>>76766498
*blocks your path*

>>76773394
Come now, Holland are shit but not as shit as Mexico.

>>76773349
That would put Mexico in 14th place, 14 is close to 10. How are England, Portugal and Croatia better than Mexico btw?

>>76773349
>Portugal
>Belgium
>England
>Croatia
>Uruguay
No. Those teams are either worse or equal to Mexico. And Mexico is literally in the top 10 in the elo rankings.
>inb4 chicano. Im just tired of people shitting on Concacaf

>>76773284
You'd get btfo by: Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Colombia, Uruguay, Ecuador. That leads you on 7 to 9 position, depending on whether you'd beat Paraguay and Peru or not.

>>76773349
>colombia
>belgium
>uruguay
>croatia
>portugal
>way better

croatia got btfo by a mexican team that barely qualified for the WC.
uruguay lost 3-1 last year against them where they didn't have two vital players and promptly chimped out.
belgium is a meme, and colombia barely got by a really shitty u.s. team.
portugal managed to only tie with them even though they played like shit all game.

you could make arguments that some of these teams are better, but if they any of them faced mexico it wouldn't be the one sided game you think it'd be.

>>76773349
Mexico-Portugal was a tie

Mexico beat Uruguay in Centenario

Mexico-Colombia who knows

Don't underestimate Mexico

Mexico only ever play their A team when they play against Ireland.

>>76773604
Portugal were unironically playing with Quaresma and Nani on the wings and Mexico still couldn't beat them lmao.

>>76773619
>Mexico beat Uruguay in Centenario
>in Centenario

Lol you got btfo by Uruguay in Centenario you fag.

>>76773634
that's not how it works macaco.
you could easily defend spics and say "well they didn't have corona, and their best attacking threat was subbed out for an mls player that's been out of form for the national team for almost 4 years."

>>76773678
Copa Centenario

>>76773704
>neutral camp
>meme cup

>>76772523
The two best players for Mexico never played in Liga MX. Even Aquino looks better than Lozano , despite Lozano looking good in Liga mx. You better pray that everyone plays in Europe

>>76773735
Copa America 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPZsUoV9qFw

>>76773770
Playing in Europe is only good if they develop there.

>>76773773
>neutral camp again
>meme cup again

Mexico would be rekt in the real Centenario (the stadium). May I remind you of your last game there?

>>76773790
Playing in Liga MX is just hindering young talent. Not because they don't get chances, but because they level of skill and develop is horrible in Liga mx. All Mexicans should leave Mexico before reaching 18

>>76773830
I know m8, brazilian league is awful too, but if they go to europe and dont develop there, whats the point?

>>76773819
This Uruguay is "pijama" team ("it only works at home") just like Ecuador. Being like that can qualify you to the WC, but you will get REKT eventually

>>76773830
You're exaggerating. Blanco played most of his career here and he was better than anyone on the current squad.

>>76773542
>>76773604
lolno
Mexico barely crack top 20. If you think Mexico are so much undervalued put a bet on.
In recent years Mexico have failed to win against the likes of Venezuela, Honduras, US, Panama. How do you manage that?

>>76773567
>Chile, Colombia, Uruguay, Ecuador.
they would never win in Azteca unless our team was 2013 tier.

>>76773634
>Portugal were unironically playing with Quaresma and Nani
that's the point, though, Portugal were playing with Quaresma and Nani on the wings because they're not that good of a team. I still think they're slightly better than Mexico, but not as much as you seem to think.

Croatia is a joke btw, as is England. Belgium is a decent team names-wise, but they play with no heart.

>>76773830
Yeah sure, that's why Giovani's world class and Oribe's a piece of shit, right? It's all about mentality. I admit it can be very helpful for players to go to Europe before turning 24 (18 is an exaggeration), but if they have shit for brains there's no amount of European training that can save them.

>>76769934
But bro thats not what A team means, A team means these are the best players you can possiby use. Germany in the world cup final didnt have reus, argentina didnt have dimaria but they are still considered the A team for predominalty having their best players. Just swallow ur brown pride and admit this is mexicos A team

>>76766284
Mexico /a/ when?

>>76773930
But we're talking about qualifications, where you play both home and away, which is very diffferent from playing in a neutral camp. Conmebol is only difficult because we have those "pijama" (nice term btw) teams (Bolivia, Ecuador, etc).

>>76773955
>that's the point, though, Portugal were playing with Quaresma and Nani on the wings because they're not that good of a team

Sure Bernardo Silva isn't better than Nani or Quaresma, right?

>>76772496
>Copa America
The same prestigious cup where Peru finished 3rd twice in a row?

Just remember, after the 2011 Copa America, they didn't qualify for the 2014 world cup. It's looking like they might not make it this time, either, barring some massive spaghetti from other teams

>>76773998
And Corona is better than Jimenez, but that's just 1 man. It's still an accurate representation of what their A team looks like.

>>76773953
Concacaf qualifying isnt easy at all. That still doesnt change the fact that Mexico is a top 10 team right now and your overrated euro teams are dysfunctional awful shitters like Belgium as an example. I only rate Germany, Italy, France and Spain.

>>76774035
You're comparing the difference between Bernardo Silva (22 years, CL semifinalist, just arrived at Man City) and Quaresma (34 years) with Corona-Jimenez? Lol

>>76773955
>It's all about mentality
Right. And this is why Jonathan Dos Santos is easily the most important player for Mexico. Not only does he come from one of the best academies in the world, but he has good work ethic. So a youth player developed in europe with a good mentality > a youth player developed in liga mx with a good mentality .
>>76773932
Not many Mexicans went to Europe at an early age when Blanco was playing. Just compared Damm and Lozano to Vela when Vela was at their age.

>>76773981
Mexico has Azteca. Every team would struggle there

>>76774124
So you'd be another pijama nt lol. We love those tho. You'd join the group of Uruguay, Kekuador and Bolivia.

>>76774084
Tell me, how did Mexico """"qualify"""" for Brazil2014? How many games did you win? Concacrap is a free ride, bébé

>>76774095
Fucking please, like all those flavor of the month Portumemes don't all flop spectacularly. Remember Renato Sanches?

Silva is about to have a Depay-tier season in EPL.

>>76774183
And yet Corona can only dream of having a Depay-tier season in EPL.

>>76774196
We'll see about that, there's rumours of a transfer coming for him.

>>76774222
There's rumours everywhere m8.

>>76774162
Every other team is a choke artist and the games away from home are the hardest ones.

>>76773981
Who knows if Mexico would qualify playing in CONMEBOL. Maybe they are great playing at Azteca Stadium. My point is you are shitting on them, and right now Mexico is probably part of the best 15 teams in the sphere (which is logical considering it is their main sport and there are 130 millions of Mexicans). That other Chilean mentioned teams like Croatia (maybe they are good, but Mexico beat them in WC 2014), Belgium (weren't they a meme?), England (They are shit recently), Colombia (has won nothing), etc

Mexico is being underestimated in this thread

>>76774322
My opinion is that just like clubs football, in international footbal there's 5 or 6 nts and then a HUGE gap between them and mediocrity.

Like, say, in the last 4 years:

Halal Madrid
Uefalona
Buyernwinslol
Atleti
Juve
_
_
_
All the rest

But I wouldn't rank Nts because international foot is too transitory in short-time.

>>76774256
>games away from home are the hardest ones
That's a poor excuse. Every team has to play away games. Besides at the WC every team, except the hosts, plays nothing but away games.
Mexico being "pijama" tier, is this the reason Mexico gets knocked out immediately after the group?

>>76774437
>Besides at the WC every team, except the hosts, plays nothing but away games

Dear Belgium, you should meet the concept of neutral.

>>76774256
Top 3 CONCACAF teams are decent, after that the quality decreses fast. It is a free ride

>>76774153
You said that Mexico wouldn't qualify in CONMEBOL because they are not good enough.
Then I said that Mexico always had good results in Copa America
You said that that doesnt count because it is neutral ground. And also said pointed out that it is hard to play in south american stadiums such as centenario
Then I brought up the Azteca.

What Im saying is that >we are not Peru or Paraguay tier. We are closer to Uruguay or Colombia

>>76774322
Lol what exactly will they win by being top15? Nothing besides golden cup and only due to the lack of better opponentes.

>>76774470
Dear Brazil.
Neutrals in Russia don't favour Mexico.

>>76774505
Dear Belgium, I never said they did. Pls work on your ability to interpret.

>>76774489
>What Im saying is that >we are not Peru or Paraguay tier. We are closer to Uruguay or Colombia

Uruguay has Suarez and Colombia has James. When things are bad their players just pass to them and expect them to resolve. Who does Mexico has?

>>76774539
>>76774539
Didn't help Croatia when they went against Mexico in 2014 despite having a top 3 midfielder

>>76774522
My simian friendo,
Have a look at what was said. 1. WCQs are home/away and 2. next WC will be in Russia, this is what's relevant now

Also, this is a decent enough read on the subject

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2008/feb/03/features.sportmonthly16

>>76774489
The only pushover is Honduras. Panama and Trinidad and Tobago are arguably just below the top 3 Hex teams. Panama has not lost at home to any of us and Trinidad are decent enough to force us to play well for a result.

>>76774539
Portugal has Ronaldo and they couldn't beat Memexico.
Brazil has Neymar and they couldn't beat Memexico at home.
Croatia has Rakitic and Modric and couldn't beat Memexico

Don't you think that a better parameter is ro see the results instead of the players they have?

>>76774614
Neither Panama or Trinidad are good enough to be in the World Cup. Whoever advances to the wc will lose the 3 matches. They should give a south american team that spot.

>>76774746
It will probably be Panama, and I'd reckon they can get a cheeky draw. T&T tied with Sweden in '06.

A German B team is still strong. Timo Werner is one of the best strikers in the Bundesliga. Draxler was great in the CL for PSG, Sule and Rudiger are great defenders. So many underrated top performing non Bayern Bundesliga germans are in the squad.

>>76774746
Well, sure, let's see the results: Peru eliminated us in the group stage of the last Copa America, so I'm sure that by your parameters they are way better, right? And also Kekuador, they also advanced while we don't.

>>76774790
its a lose lose for Mexico.

>>76774781
That doesnt make any diference. The point is that they have no reason to be in the WC

>>76774865
That's one result. Mexico has beat decent teams sinall the time since 20 years ago. You don't get to the second round of the world cup by accident, and Mexico has done that since 1994.

What exactly are you arguing? No one ever said that Mexico could win the World cup.

>>76774959
I was arguing about how Mexico would perform in Conmebol and then you decided to quote me m8. Now you tell me what the hell are you arguing.

mexico would get dragged in conmebol

>>76774959
They have a reason to be there if they get top 3; they'd have to beat either Mexico, USA or Costa Rica to get there.

And the fourth spot, well, it just earns you the right to play another elimination round against New Zealand or some nowhere Asian team like Uzbekistan or Jordan. Any argument you can make for the weakness of T&T or Panama can be made for those teams too.

>>76775059
And I'm telling you that they wouldn't perform as bad as you think, seeing how theyare always competitive against good teams.

>>76775207
The possibility of Mexico not even qualifying for a WC isn't "as bad as I think"? Because I'm sure you'd have to face that.

>>76773284
4 years ago
>eliminated in the Confed Cup
>almost not qualifying for the WC
With Osorio now:
>semifinalist of the Confed Cup
>almost qualified for the WC

Damn dude, just recognize his good work.

>>76772458
1. Argentina
2. Chile
3. Colombia
4. Mexico
5. Brazil
6. Uruguay
7. Peru
8. Ecuador
9. Paraguay
10. Bolivia
11. Venezuela

>>76775314
Seems like you fucked your alphabetical order.

>>76775345
I laughed.

>>76767805
I have a question for Mexicans, do you even like Chicanos?

>>76775370
no they don't like us.

>>76775251
It will be harder sure. If they perform some games not at their best they wouldn't qualify. But in normal circunstances they are not Paraguay tier by any chance.

>>76775185
That's why I said that our 4th spot should be given to CONMEBOL

>>76775281
The Chepo years were the worse years I've ever seen of the NT. That's not a good comparison. Osorio is doing a good job, nothing more.

>>76767976

who other than stupid sexy kimmich? draxler is not a starter, at least not if reus and müller are healthy

>>76775442
How would you rank then, sr.?

My bets:

1. Chile
1. Brazil
1. Argentina
-
2. Colombia
2. Uruguay
2. Mexico
2. Ecuador
-
3. Peru
3. Paraguay

We had only 4.5 spots, so in my opinion you would challenge for 1.5 spots alongside with 3 other nts. With Osorio you'd easily qualify, but without him........

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One last question, tbqh it's two parts. Why have Mexico never reached the QFs in a WC that wasn't hosted by Mexico? The lack of competition in concacaf? Also, what are the expectations for Russia2014?

>>76775561
*Russia2018

>>76774396

wouldn't rank NT's because international root is too transitory in short time

Basically it's

1. Germany
.
.
.
.
.
everyone else

They've made a semi final every tournament since 2002

>>76775576
Since 2002 they won the same number of WCs as Italy, Spain and Brazil. In the meantime, Spain won 2 euros against 0 from Germany. Your point is too silly m8, try better next time.

>>76775561
>Why have Mexico never reached the QFs in a WC that wasn't hosted by Mexico?
That's their level, between 9 and 16 of the world.

Also, what are the expectations for Russia2014?
The same as always, reach second round

>>76775543
That's a good ranking. I don't think easily is the right word, but if they play good they could.
Osorio isn't doing anything extraordinaire. They are better than 4 years ago because that coach was a joke. They immediatly improved when Herrera arrived even when he is shit.

>>76775717
As I see, meme rotations are the only thing you can blame on him. So if didn't had that stupid obsession of rotating the team, would you rate him? Honest question.

>>76773932
>Blanco
>good
Nobody in europe wants a ballhog who slows down the play to a crawl and his favorite skill is dribbling away from goal.

>>76775834
he hasn't done anything. i don't see how he is different than Herrera, La Volpe, first era of Aguirre, Hugo Sanchez or Eriksson.
He isn't worse than them either.

>>76775717
>That's their level
I'm more interested in the reasons why Mexico's level isn't higher. It seems odd that Mexico donot perform better than what's tbqh a modest track record in the WC.

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hot take: mexico will win
germans are overconfident

>>76775648

Spain was garbage before 2008. hell they even lost to the fucking us in 2009. also germany hasn't lost a competitive game by more than 2 goals nor lost to a fucking meme le cut inside man

>>76776051
me on the left

>>76776072
>Spain was garbage before 2008.
And they still have more titles than germany from 2002 to now, so your point being...?

>>76776010
Some times because of a choke (1998, 2014)
Some times because of mentality (2002)
But most of the times because they just faced a better rival.
I don't see why they SHOULD be better. You need a couple of elite players if you have to take the next step and Mexico havent had one since Márquez. We are not as passionate as South americans to take the sport that seriously and we don't have the ethics that Europe has to give the best young players the chance to play on the first team, or to work hard if you have the talent

>>76775875
holy shit you have to be 18 fucking + to post here, blanco was arguably more skilled at his peak than hugo was.
a shame a fucking retarded island macaco ended his potential in europe.
la volpe was still assblasted over getting BTFO by cuahthemoc, and didn't call him up for '06, when he was in his best form since the injury.
he was one of the few mexican players without the terrible mentality that plagues a lot of them in national team play. especially during that 01-07 era.

>>76776371
If he was so good how come he only one the league one time? Most overrated player Mexico has ever had. And that's saying a lot.

>>76776371
He won nothing with mexico in his prime as Donovan cucked him when he arrived. Only chilangos rate him because he got into fights like a nigger would and for that reason they think he has heart.
Failed out of europe for a reason.

Mentality. Mexico has loads of talent, its the mindset that needs to be affirmed.

Location, size, past, etc. etc.

A champion is born in the heart and mind.

>>76776979

Didn't fail.

Hugol's accomplishments are awesome, and comparing him with Cuahctemoc (also superb) is like comparing apples with oranges.

>>76777230
What are Cuau's accomplishments?

>>76776165

>we are not as passionate

>we don't have the ethics

Speak for yourself; it's those beliefs that limit you.

>>76777265

I'm not going to argue with you, young paisa, I saw the man play.

>>76777275
In general anon, don't be autistic

>>76777275
I saw him too. I don't want to argue either, I just asked what are his accomplishment since you said he had.

>>76777301
I almost forgot dribbling backwards was an important skill to have especially one looking to win the league.

>>76772121
>"we played like never before but lost like always

dude fuck that, stop being a cuck , youre just scared of success think about it, your scared that this new coach is making you believe mexico can win and your scarred of you being dissapointed

>>76770240
I'm typing this from my cuckshed la

>>76778300
i really don't understand you people that are defending this dude.
he's consistently exposed by teams that aren't complete spastics and even by a couple of teams that are shit.

he was on the verge of a loss against venenzuela if tecatito hadn't bailed him out.
couldn't beat fucking honduras at home last year.
struggled against panama in both games last year.
and barely edged out a win against a very weak usa in november.

>this year
barely beat t&t.
tied with usa at home, where he again was bailed out, this time by vela.
played from behind in every game in the confed cup so far.
rotated 8 players in a game in an international tourney, where aquino had to play the best game of his national career to save them.
subbed out vela who was playing amazing in the second half of the portugal game, and for who? fucking giovani.

when the team wins, outside of very few cases, they don't do it convincingly. and 8/10 times they're playing like complete garbage. watch any wcq game from last year to present and you'll notice this.
whether you can blame some of this on the team itself is debatable, but you're delusional if you don't think osorio's decision making is awful for the team.
chemistry is a very important thing, especially with people like this team whose best 11 HAVEN'T gotten continuous opportunities to play together and build upon a playing style without their coach rotating one or more of them out.
i won't be suprised if they beat germany, because this mexico squad can match them individually, but losing to chile in embarrassing 3-0 fashion is an extremely likely possibility with the way osorio "coaches"

>>76777372
I said he was superb, didn't mention once his accomplishments. Go bitch at some inanimate object.

>>76777372

In general? Pathetic, develop some confidence and self-belief.

>>76778795
So he's a good player that never won anything? Good to know.

>>76778854
>le motivational speker
Are you denying that the average mexican isn't as passionate as the average south american or as ethic as the average european?

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>>76778955

Here's a picture of lumber. Please direct your insecure, baseless bitching at it and not me.

>>76779014
WTF is this facebook?

Blanco was overrated. Donovan was a better player for country

>>76766284
>tfw no qt german as gf

>>76772341
>lozano
>layun
>reyes
>araujo
>Herrera
KEK the A-team is Ochoa GK, Sanchez RB, C. Montes CB, Moreno CB, Layun(when hes back in form) LB, Duenas/Burrrito CDM, Dos Santos CM, E. Hernandez CM(until guardado and herrera get back in form), Tecatito LW, Vela RW, Cheech ST

>>76772230
well Özil and Müller are memes so some of the B-team guys might be even better
only Neuer, Hummels and Kroos are better from the A team, rest at least as good

>>76772341
What happened to Corona?

>>76780081
we can swap if you want

can anyone explain why these tournaments continue to schedule knockout matches to start at the same time?

>>76772392
But lozano is? you dumbfuck

>>76783875
yeah it's pretty retarded
don't they want tv viewers to show their ads?

>>76767805
>You white people are all talk, no action.

Until we're not and then it gets apocalyptic.

I would just shut the fuck up If I were a non-white. Which I technically am, since I'm portuguese.

>>76767805

>responding to this shitty b8

thought you were better than this, spuh

>>76766498
King Henrik thinks you are a southern fag.

>>76773168
To be honest, the Azteca transmission was interesting. There's a point when they just stop caring and start having fun.

>>76783875
Because they don't play the same day

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>>76769177
Dont lmao to loud, junglemonkey.

>>76785313
that first goal is so unbelievable
no Brazilian was there for Müller

l don't like Mexico because it's the team of the chicanolards, so rooting for Germany b all the way.

Mexicans are prone to hate people because of jealousy.
Chicanos are prone overconfidence.
Mexico will lose no matter how good they are.
The refs will fuck this up.

I seriously hope we lose 7-0 again, it's the only way we can get rid of memesorio. Any other way, we're getting knocked out in the first round of the WC

>>76770187
We can swap if you like him sk much

Daily remainder
https://youtu.be/CW4JQtfkxWE

Mex7c0 is going to lose

>>76788865
It's OK, he said he was sorry.

https://youtu.be/3FbvTpxc6Gk

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>>76788951
>It's OK

>>76768752
White american here, pretty sure /mlb/ has the highest amount of white people, don't really know about /nfl/ because I don't participate .

>>76787478

Honestly this. Better to get BTFO now in a pointless tournament than in the World Cup

>>76789080
why not both?

>>76789080
but mexico could win the confederations and almost certainly won't win the WC. at least you can get a meme trophy and talk tons of shit

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>>76789089

Because the earlier we get kicked of the World Cup, the more the quality of shitposting on /sp/ will decrease, and who would want that?

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>>76789037
It is.

>>76767805
lel

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Unironically our A team
>Mexicos best in form forwards
Check
>Mexicos best in form midfielders
Check
>Mexicos best in form defenders
Check
>Mexicos best in form goalkeeper
Check
Try to hate It, I dare you

>>76767805
el mex7cAN0

>>76789107

Round of 16 in the WC >>>>>>> winning Conmemerations Cup

>>76771893

>I been going

You sound like those Mexicans from High School, who have a very thick accent and speek liek dis.

>>76772447
>>76772273
>>76772002

See >>>>76789639

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>>76772341
>El atrapa gallinas "Ochoa"
>El le pongo pases al contrario "Herrera"
>A

>>76766613
It's actually from 9(nine) years ago, retard

This is our Ç team at best

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>>76789279
Its good but this is better

>>76789279
>dueñas
>j.d hernandez
>tecatito instead of aquino
>r. cota
Fuck outta here

>>76791740
Fuck, this is even wose.

>>76791821
How? it literally cant get any better

Will mex7c0 reach a new low?

>>76771893
>american american

wat