Germany - Cameroon Official Match Thread Confed Cup

hello

not hyped at all for this desu

guten tag.

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>>76760144
Come on cameroon i believe that you will win

>>76760243
not hyped at all for your future posts desu

>>76760144
Where is that bug-eyed roach that plays for Germany at?

>>76760902
rude

I want to see Werner's true power today

>>76760861
well, I will work hard to get you there

>>76760987
well, I will work hard to get your shit posts out of my mind

when is u21 euro continuing, lads? i prefer that to confed

>>76760144
Why no Goretzka

>>76761084
tuesday, england vs germany & spain vs italy

>>76761084
>no VAR
fuck off, we're in the future now

If they had VAR Germany - Italy would've been 1-1 last night

>>76761098
meme rotation

>>76761084
You're right, I do too

>>76761164
Or Germany going for a draw so you don't have to play Moortugal in the semis

Anyone from Cameroon on /sp/?
What's life like there?

poor kids getting molested by niggers

DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

>>76761120
thank you

Friendly Reminder that Kamerun was rightful german clay before bloody frogs and anglos stole it.

>>76760144
Those girls are getting blacked

why is this one cameroonian standing with the german team?

>>76761137
If they had VAR, it would've been 11 vs 8.

>>76761457
keep your cuckold fetish under control if you want to stay here, americuck

This team fucking sucks

>there are "people" unironically watching this shit

>QT
>QT
>QT
>QT
>QT

>>76760144
is this our D team?

>>76761408
Camarões is rightful Luso clay. We even gave them their name.

>>76761587
I would say C

>>76761587
its obviously our y team you massive pleb

This game will end 2-1 with one goal disallowed due to VAR offside

Remember my post

>>76761587
it's our J(ust)-team

Why nazis didn't name SS as ß?

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>>76761587
>>76761647
>>76761661
>>76761746
why you not playing A team against the roons?

Rüdiger is blacker than Cameroon

>>76761785
ß is sz

>>76761785
because ß = SZ not SS

>>76761785
two separate words you mong

Give litecoin pls
>>76761785
They did but the jew media won't tell u that!!!

>>76761795
jogi decided to go full meme and test out young players. also barely anyone in germany really cares about the confed

Which part of Germany are you posting lads?

>Gelsenkirchen

>>76761907
the Red Bull part

>>76761907
>gelsenkirchen
>germany

don't remind me

>>76761907
I'm from Borussia

>>76761907
minga 'ere

DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE

How old is Bassogog?

>>76761907
upper midwest usa

>>76761907
Meddlfranken

>>76761907
Allgäu

>>76761907
But you're Uruguay

Also I am watching from

>>76761907
Memel

>>76761907
The northern part

>>76761907
the meme part

>>76762125
Actually posting form Best Guay, no idea why the worst guay flag

>>76761907
Summer Hamburg

Germany is going to get BLACKED today.

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Hallo, jemand hier?

A BU BU CAR

>deprive u21 of Brandt
>don't play him

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>>76762380
Hallo!

>>76761907
Königreich Württemberg

game is slow, someone post german qts

>>76762384
do you have bla bla car in the US?

>little Mario Götze
Manlets BTFO

So how would Cameroon do, if they had Umtiti, Embolo, Moubandje and Mvogo in their squad?

>>76761907
Puszczykovo

>>76762417
Is funny cuz most of granate no rate him but I rate him

Some of these guys could be playing U21 right now.

Why do Cameroonfags never participate in these threads?

Is there a way to summon them?

>didnt watch the first 17 mins
what did i miss out on la's?

>>76762635
I guess infrastructure would be a start

>>76762645
BZZZZZ

>>76762645
nothing, shit game

>>76761907
the turkish part

>>76762635
are there any?

>>76762686
rude, Andrea!

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I support Germany :3

We're getting pro Russia propaganda here in the US

>>76762751
this lol wtf was that

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>woman gets on the commentary
>talking about russian nightlife

>>76762503
He was the best player in the first game, then Löw never let him play again afterwards. Maybe he's too white.

>>76762635
Do they have electricity?

>>76762751
?

>germany doesnt care about the results, they're already in
lel

>Bela Rethy
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

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how many goals will /ourguy/ score today?

Where are all the Cameroon posters?

They don't even need to win this, so the Germans resting a few of their good guys

>>76762751
yes and water is wet

>>76762873
Just one real based goal

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Camarões

>>76762907
>wasting your daily 1MB internet limit on the con meme cup

the cameroonians know better than this

How come all these African nations can afford to fly their national football teams around the world in planes but they don't even have basic water for their civilians?

>>76762930
Yep, need the B team for TSUtugal

>>76762961
Not kosher

>>76762808
The had some Russian QT talking about how one of the players loves Russia. Not sure who, I was in the kitchen. Must be trying to make Russia not seem evil for the WC next year

>>76762961
Delícia post

>>76763003
Because your tax dollars pay for their planes.

>plattenhart

more like lattenhart :DDDD

>>76763055
is the game on fox?

fox is trump's propaganda channel and trump is controlled by the russians, so it would make sense

>>76763095
more like rattenbart

>>76763123
well said

buka buka

>trump is controlled by the russians
>t. sören wasserstein

>>76763074
Not really.

>>76763047
You're not missing much t.bh

>>76762873
I have the feeling he'll never establish himself in the NT

More like Abubaka

rudy is the type of player who could have played under erich ribbeck

>>76763233
Werner, Stindl, Goretzka, Süle will definitely go into the main team for good

>>76763123
t. Spiegel- und focus magazin leser

goooooooooooooood morning!

denmark???

>>76763320
Vietnam

>>76763230
either you never ate fresh shrimps or zucas don't know how to cook seafood

>>76763303
spiegel yes, occasionally

focus, fuck no

>>76763347
Monkeys prefer insects and random fruit

>that defense
>literally 30% of the pitch left completely open for that one cameroon dude

>>76763293
yeah but werner strikes me like a new kieBling or kruse. scores a lot of goals in the league but in the NT it just doesn't work out

WTF was this.

>>76763303
It's true tho

>>76763123
>regular fox is the same as fox news channel
>prime time fox news is the same as the rest of FNC
german education

>>76763385
NOT kosher

>>76763360
Behindert?

>>76763432
Trump is not controlled by the Russians, Hansmed

>>76763347
Eh, shrimps make my throat feel weird.

German qts on stadium

>>76763483
nö

>>76763492
t. sean spicer

>he's allergic to fish protein


J U S T

Wie kommen die ganzen Neger ins Stadion?

>>76763529
mit Tickets

holy shit, there are africans in the stadium
they will have to leave the stadium eventually and walk on the streets of russia

RIP

>>76763529
Nimm ab Enrico du hässlicher Hartz 4 Empfänger lmao

How do we know Rüdiger doesn't secretly play for Cameroon?
I get that feeling...

>>76763529
edgy

>both matches still 0-0
Guys, I don't think

It's nice of Cameroon to let Rüdiger play for Germany.

>>76763523
People allergic to dumb shit like pollen and nuts are literally not fit to live, nature is trying to get you killed in any way possible.

>>76763565
They managed to walk there from Africa, they'll be fine

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>that black qt with blue eyes

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>>76763565
Russia is very friendly.

>>76763571
he is probably from a different tribe and hates them for killing their shaman 800 years ago or something.

>>76763565

Russian keep them in check, unlike you fucking cucks that will lead them out directly to prime pink german pussy to help with their sexual emergencies.

Every time I read a post by a german I feel like they're an autistic animal who has learned to type in English but can't form sentences with any meaning because their brain doesn't work that way.

I can't make a single bit of fucking sense of anything they say

>>76763604
I want to come to Moscow and live in a commieblock and marry a qt gopnitsa gf

can't have a single international game without /deutsch/ shitting up the threads

>>76763604
Can you give me a cute russian gf like katya

>autistic animal
you don't make any sense nigger

>>76763624
ooga booga

>australia scores against chili
>germany canst do shit against roons

>Chilel

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>>76763590
Literally the most reddit post I've read

based austria scoring against schiele

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>cameroon was a german colony
Any germs care to explain the relationship?

>>76763619
same goes for you ---> >>76761508

I'm usually quite tolerant when it comes to sexual fetishes, but you cuckolds are really a weird bunch

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>>76763565

>cameroon getting BTFO by Germany
>the roonians chimp out in the streets
>get beaten by russian police

i cant wait

>Chilly

>>76763730
You clearly know more about reddit than me, burger-kun.

>that block

>>76763757
>>cameroon getting BTFO by Germany
Suuure. A likely story.

>>76763701
>>76763624

>>76763742

Imperialism, we aint gotta explain shit

WOOOOOOO
CANT WEG THE STEG

TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN TER STEGEN

MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS MATS

Should be 2 0 right now. Go csameroon

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>>76763745

>>The city of germanistan

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>>76763742
Looks like >we taught their girafes some discipline.

>Bela Rethy doesn't know the rules part 215600

i have literally never seen a good performance by ginter, why is he still playing?

>>76763602
>black qt

>Ginter

this is so embarrassing lel

only draxler and maybe werner have realistic chances of ever making it into the actual national team

germany getting ROONED

i have literally never seen a good performance by rethy, why is he still commentator?

Needs more Goretska and Brandt

post german qts

>>76763602
>that black qt with blue eyes

no such thing exists

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>>76763805

>2 years later
>still has PTSD from the Huelocaust

dont worry, it will be a 1:0 or smth

>>76763921
very interesting question

Post cameroon qts.

Why tf is this game on TV when we could watch 2 countries we actually care about

>>76763952
was probably half german

>>76763878
I hoped someone would post this. What does it mean?

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>>76763960
>>76763952
>>76763992

>>76763878
lel

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>>76763863
>the city of congolombia

>>76763905
kimmich is basically guaranteed a spot as right back though

Kimmich has a really bad day, hopefully Löw reacts to this

ginter only plays for dirtmund but still. you should have at least a bit of quality even when playing for the c-team

>>76763863
Nice projection you ugly shitskinned manlet

Lalas destroying the German effort today

>>76764023
holy shit, literally looks like africa

where is pablo escobar when you need him

>Chile choosing the easier opponent, Portugal
clever girl's

>>76763878
kek at the frenchies and the non-country

>stanni

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>>76763938

Remember when we raped Cameroon a few years ago. Good times

stop listening to Rethy
If Chile loses to South Austria, they are out ( and Cameroon doesn't win)

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where are half time girls

>>76763992
Could be. African women spread their legs verymfast when they see a white man. And some of them have no discipline.

not even a meme

>>76764012
Looks like some old caricature. Shows different nations and how they colonize Africa. From top to bottom: Germany, England, France, Belgium.

Nothing will top mexico Russia this confed cup

>>76764139
I did a bid in lock up for rape, its not really something to joke about

germany should sign some of these cameroon players

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>>76763938

the Qtiest

>>76764188
elaborate if serious

Germans what is Coleen Fernandez??? doing these days?

>>76764188
American divegrass fans everyone

>>76764168
I know.
Did germans not fuck, eat, or squeeze money and bring religion as colonists like the others?

>>76764206
the fuck is wrong with """"""""her"""""""" gums???

Post cute Cameroon smiles

>>76764221
mistake I made in college

>australia
-.-

>>76764159
>going to god forsaken lands just to get some exotic pussy

the white man's way

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>>76764226
married to a german """"comedian""""

all these former viva bitches are married and have kids now

>>76764279
For what other purpose, is life?

>>76764206
>long arm hair

ugh

imagine being autistic
imagine being german

>>76764275
elaborate further

did you rape her at school?
was she hot?
are you black?

Moscow can't come soon enough

>>76764348
>not liking hairy women

Is Sochi a good place to be?

>>76764368
Just because he raped once doesn't mean he'll do it again, you horny slut.

>>76764249
it's a caricature, what else is there to understand. it's making fun of the stereotypes. the sign at the palm tree in the german picture says "dumping off rubble and snow is forbidden at this spot".

>>76764188
>lying on the internet

>>76764450
not for monkeys

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>>76764252
>>76764348

>faggots in a football thread

why am i suprised

>>76764427
>looking at a a females arms
Fucking leafs, Trump expansionism when?

ok, maybe it isn't head-to-head first

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>>76764463
Ich bin kein Affe, OK?

>>76764249
Do you really need me to tell you that some caricature from around 1900 doesn't accurately depict the truth?

O B L I T E R A T E D

>>76764522
ok Mengelinho

TURKED

FUCK OFF

Is he Turkish?

>>76764522
FUCKING GOAT

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GOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
>DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
>DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
>DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
>DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

ALLAHU AKBAR

AYYYYYYYYYY

C O L O N I Z E D

>>76764478
Her gums are eating her teeth, i've never seen anything like it!

passable otherwise

>yfw Mexico wins the Confederations Cup

Fuck whitie

>>76764557
not anymore

>>76764551
Why are you for Cameroon?
Don't you like Germany?

demirbay is a dirty turk, but he did sing our anthem, so you may celebrate his goal

great goal both the foreplay and the execution

>>76764362
I prefer the latter

>>76764557
Yeah and the Turks invited him to their NT, then Löw called and he switched over like while being on the way to their camp. Kinda funny, especially considering he'll never play again.

>>76764544
Es tut mir leid, ich verstehe das nicht.

>>76764592
thanks

>>76764522
Warum iit dein Opa nach Brasilien geflohen?

>>76764557
>Demirbay
The fuck do you think?

>>76764586
MACACO
A
C
A
C
O

>>76764586
>>76764586
I love Germany, but Germany doesn't love me back.

>>76764522
>t. Süd-Brasilianer

Magst du Affensuppe?

Fuck Germany and fuck white people :(

Draxler has become breddy gud

I will be piss if Klopp swaps Sturridge for Werner

>>76764641
this
when will churkas finally conquer the rest of russia?

>>76764457
Im black. Thought it had deeper meaning. For instance, france has always been first to be overly accepting of backs.

>>76764637
we only like white south brazilians

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TURKED

>a turk playing for germany
welp

This thread smells like bananas

>>76764585
CIVIC

kek werner what are you doing

>Leipzig

Werner is so shit lmao

Great closeout

Bring on Miro Klose, he can still play like 5 NT games a year

Simon Terodde > Timo Werner > Sandro Wagner

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>>76764659
soon brother

>>76764663

Its war propaganda. It just shows that England, France and Belgium is sucking their colonies dry while glorious Germans bring them ORDNUNG.

Werner is truly shit.

German team literally incapable of passing. Bunch of selfish children.

That Cameroon GK is pretty decent la.

>>76764742
It's not propaganda, idiot, it's from a Kladderatsch or something from the early 1900's. And it's clearly taking the piss out of Germans being obsessed with Ordnung.

>>76764775

kimmich shouldve passed back to /ourguy/

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>>76764742
Well at least Belgium did behave like a turbo nigger in Africa.

How come the coaches of african teams are always white

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>>76764742
Exactly. The bad guys won...
Sorry germany
T. Your chocolate brother st maurice

>>76764827
Ghana had a black coach last World Cup IIRC

didn't end up well tho

>>76764827
Because niggers can't manage anything on their own.

>>76764827
Maybe to have an outsider so there is less chance of favouritism. Also there are more experienced white coaches. Maybe in 40 years time it will be different.

>>76764827
Nigeria and S Africa had black coaches.

What the fuck is the def doing?

>>76764932
mos def? he's there?

That african finishing

WHY CAN'T THEY SCORE

>>76764932
cant handle being pressured at all

Cameroon should be at least drawing. They are good but incompetent

Here we go again, the VAR party

>>76764801
based milf

>red

BASED VAR

VAR IS RACISSSS
VAR IS RACISSSS
VAR IS RACISSSS
VAR IS RACISSSS
VAR IS RACISSSS

lmao the wrong guy?

NIGGERS BTFO BY VIDEO REF

Kek that ref.

Embarrassing

REFBALL
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wew raciss much?

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>ref carding the wrong guy

diversity strikes again

>>76764970
well the most important thing in football is scoring goals and if you can't do the most important thing of a sport then you aren't really good at that sport, are you.

VAR'cked

atleast it didn't hit Rüdiger

Imagine not having done ANYTHING at all and getting a red
lmao

>that ref

mein sides

the absolute state of video refereeing

Era roja

Quality ref

what the fuck is going on right now

arr rook same

here comes the party
niggers BTFO

>Ma'boucka

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>>76765014
They all look the same that's why he's having problems.

CLOWN REF FIESTA

> this refereeing

Football is dead.

Everybody gets a red card. lol

Niggers cannot figure out this white people magic.

Who the fuck thought this video ref was a good idea?

inb4 retards claim that VAR is shit because it makes the occasional mistake

It's shit because it completely stops the game, literally 1 in 4 goals scored at this tournament have been ruled out. No more celebrating goals any more, you have to wait a minute now for the referee's permission to score. It completely ruins the spontaneity of scoring a goal in football, and turns the sport more and more Americanised

it's just a shit system and needs to fuck off

(((((VAR)))))

wew

calle calle

wait wat
2 reds?
lel

>use video
>not a sending off
>also try to send off the wrong person after watching the video

fucking lol, this shit is getting trashed after this tournament is done

>VAR will fix retarded refs
HAHAHAHHAHH

>niggers chimping out
lmao

Was that really a red?

dayum dat was raycis

R E D

W E R N E R

>>76765074
no, he gave it to the wrong guy first

>>76765060
>White man techno... errr magic

>>76765081
>instead it makes them more retarded

>>76765074
one red for the 2, 15 was a mistake

>>76765057
No, it's unfair.

10 vs 11

>IRL ref too stupid for VAR

WÖRNER


>people UNIRONICALLY complaining about VAR