/trans/ - Chocolate Football Edition

>Arsenal have opened contract talks with 23-year-old midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23. (Sun)

Former Tottenham midfielder Paulinho, 28, says Barcelona want to sign him, but he is happy at Chinese club Guangzhou Evergrande. (Globo)

>Arsenal's 19-year-old forward Chris Willock is set to sign for Benfica on a free transfer. (Sunday Mirror)

Bournemouth are set to sign Chelsea's 22-year-old defender Nathan Ake for £20m. (Sun)

>Lyon want to sign Manchester City's 21-year-old Belgian centre-back Jason Denayer on loan. (Mail on Sunday)

Former Leicester boss Nigel Pearson has ruled himself out of the running to replace David Moyes as Sunderland manager. (Mail on Sunday)

>Ex-Aston Villa and Manchester United forward Dwight Yorke spoke to Sunderland about the position - but he won't be offered the job. (Birmingham Mail)

Stoke are still waiting to see if Villa are prepared to double their £500,000 bid for 33-year-old midfielder Glenn Whelan. (Stoke Sentinel)

>Newcastle and Southampton are keen to sign Arsenal's 22-year-old defender Calum Chambers. (Evening Chronicle)

Valencia want to sign Arsenal's 24-year-old reserve keeper Emiliano Martinez and are prepared to pay £5m. (Sun)

>Real Madrid's 23-year-old striker Mariano Diaz is close to a £13.2m move to Lyon. (Marca)

how is meempiss depoo engaged to steve harvey's daughter
where would they even meet

Redpill me on the Benitez thing

um titty

>>76755371
>Chris Willock
is he any good or just a english pacy winger

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*carves suspiciously*

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>>76755366
>Union Berlin coach Jens Keller, 46, could become Sunderland's new manager if a German consortium completes its £85m takeover bid. (Sunday Express)
Reminder that Keller at >schalke did literally nothing wrong.

>>76755435
he's never played a senior game so only nonces will know

Lads I slept like a fucking baby. How did you sleep?

>>76755456
Had a dream that Susanna Reid gave me a handjob

>>76755456
5:30 hours

>>76755456
like a baby that just got fucked

>>76755366
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger will consider signing Manchester United forward Anthony Martial, 21, should the Gunners lose out to Real Madrid for Kylian Mbappe, 18.

Who the fuck writes this stuff?

>>76755366
>Southampton have told Liverpool they will need to pay £70m to prise defender Virgil van Dijk, 25, away this summer. (Sunday Express)

Liverpool literally admitted dropping the pursuit to avoid being taken to court. It isn't happening.

>>76755366
>Lyon's president says Arsenal will have to improve their bid to €65m (£57m) if they want to sign 26-year-old forward Alexandre Lacazette. (L'Equipe)

Literally an article yesterday saying they've confirmed him for £44m. This is all utter bollocks. Which one is true?

>>76755366
>Ross Barkley, 23, wants to leave Everton so he can improve his chances of making England's World Cup squad, should Gareth Southgate's side qualify. (Sun)

Where too?

>>76755456
I dreamt that an older couple wanted me to come live with them, and that the wife wanted me to bang her every time her husband went away and to keep that from him. But they both wanted me to live there, so it was weird

>>76755460
>Had a dream that Susanna Reid gave me a handjob
tfw itv is way worse at showing off it's women than bbc despite being way sleazier

>>76755450
t. Neinhold

>>76755481
Sunday is especially shitty for paper-rumours

Who /hangover/ here?

I was totally munted last night

>>76755456
some "lad" rang my fucking buzzer at like half three because he'd forgotten his keys

wasn't happy

>>76755456
Every night, after about 5 hours of sleep i wake up every hour or so until i decide to get up.

Sleep apnea probably.

>>76755371
>Emiliano Martinez
>£5m
dont even have to check which newspaper made this shite up
>captcha: road road

>>76755521
Should be legal to kill them.
>>76755527
You overweight lad?

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>>76755504
lel

I saw a post saying women can't make it in the epl etc. I disagree. The only real reason why women arent playing in the epl and laliga is not because men are better, it's because women's sports are not as advertised as mens sports so women are paid less meaning women who are better than messi etc ger regular jobs. Also if a girl was to train with boys from Birth shed just be as fast and skillfully as the boys and actually could have a chance to make it into barcelona or real Madrid with zidane etc. I've seen heaps of girls that could be as good as messi. Eg hope solo (the American goalie) could easily play in the epl while alex morgan (american striker) is skilled enough to play in laliga. If they are given the chance that is.

https://twitter.com/romeoagresti/status/878925754272288768
>[Romeo Agresti] The feeling is that Alex Sandro it is increasingly attracted by Chelsea's proposal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

>JJ
JJ
>JJ
JJ

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Let's be real, you would lose to her in a wrestling match.

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>>76755564

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>>76755564

>>76755564
Someone post it

>76755564
>HURRF DURRF I MAEK LE SHITPOST

>>76755584
>goal reporter

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>>76755564
?

76755564
Not even giving this a (You)

>>76755586
Maybe on purpose.

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>>76755564

>>76755564
>strongbow took down their rio challenge video

hmm

>>76755564
>This comment unironically got over 400 upboats on reddit
Death to libcucks

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>Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola wants to sign four new full-backs - Juventus' Dani Alves, 34, Tottenham's Kyle Walker, 27, Southampton's Ryan Bertrand, 27, and Monaco's Benjamin Mendy, 22. (Star on Sunday)

Someone stop this psycho.

>>76755619
cool its still on vimeo
https://vimeo.com/99840342
>a literal pub team

>>76755564
>>76755625
link

>>76755632
I'm sure replacing half of their backline will work wonders.

>>76755632
I want a handjob off Susanna Reid, doesn't mean it's going to happen

>>76755589
>>76755591
>>76755593
>>76755594
>>76755606
>>76755616
>>76755619
>>76755625
Like taking candy from a baby

>>76755625
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/340r4s/do_any_of_you_actually_care_about_womens_football/

0 people care
haha

>>76755625
Link? Or are you taking the piss?

>>76755632
poop has the ability to bankrupt the shiek and still lose, don't stop him

>>76755552
>pic
Ahhh memories come flooding back.
Fucking hilarious.
>>76755606
Don't.

>>76755653

Maybe getting (You)'s is the only thing that brings joy to this man's life. Who am I not to grant him some happiness?

I want league footy back on the menu lads

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What are you all listening to friendos?

>>76755601
t. Gonzalo "The Man" Constapopulous

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>it's real
Wtf, i always assume any news on Javi Martinez is fake.

>>76755702
swedish skate punk on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LY_B_yXZUk

>>76755719
javi comfirmed?

>>76755702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=212ZIc7cNxU

>>76755719
the account that claimed it was a fake reporter

>>76755702
Scriabin Etudes
Why are Russians so based?

>>76755659
God the people writing essays defending it. I can smell them.

>>76755719
Welcome to Liverpool FC.

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>>76755757

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>>76755564

Requesting a threadly dose of 'What the...' posts

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>>76755702
Legit top tier album, honestly give it a try lads. Also Lost Horizons, the one they released after this

>>76755748
>>76755757
I don't know what to believe anymore.

>110m euros just for sandro and bakayoko
hmm

>>76755719
>another always injured bundesliga player
genius

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>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger will consider signing Manchester United forward Anthony Martial, 21, should the Gunners lose out to Real Madrid for Kylian Mbappe, 18. (Mail on Sunday)

>mfw Arsenal finish above United with a striking duo of Welbeck and Martial

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Wow

>>76755933
All we know for sure is that City have an "unexpected Bundesliga defender" coming in for a medical

The press are just firing off rumours guessing who it is

>>76755933

>50 million for a literal cripple

ok

>>76755933
>played 30 games in 5 years
>28 years old
lol

>>76755949
>we know for sure
how is that?

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>>76755702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_BSHd_rLe8

>>76755960
Reliable reporters on the club

The ones used to "leak" stuff to the larger press

>>76755994
but who

Bakayoko is a nice player but that's pretty much it.
He'll probably flop hard.

>>76755949
Could be anyone. Pep's definition of "defender" is very loose

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:)

>>76756005
nastasic
boateng

>>76755949
>>76755952
>>76755959
>tfw I am now a journalist because I literally made that up

Where do I collect my salary? I'm not doing this for free you know

>>76756029
the reporters you dumb idiot

>>76756017
looks like her neck could flop over at any minute

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>>76755702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEj2t4W9tto
Comfy Sunday afternoon listening. Turn the bass up to the max. Mark Ernestus & Moritz von Oswald are GOAT.

>>76755676
Good times indeed

>>76755719
DELET

>>76756038
I'd flop on her neck

>>76755392
Ashley being Jewish as per

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>>76756030

>>76756056

what do you mean??

>>76756096
he means he would like to place his flaccid willy on her neck m8 keep up

>>76756096
I meant "any update on the babs to this thread situation?"

>>76755813
Lost Horizons is 10/10

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lids...

>>76756038
>her

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>>76756017
This gimmick is getting increasingly annoying desu

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>>76756123

>>76756130
that girl has a weird vagina

>>76756130
>noticed the nice midriff before the dick
What does this mean?

>>76756156
Reminder that nobody here was born as a mildly attractive girl
Why even live?

>>76756139
that's fucking ironic coming from you, mong.

Bennicassim or nos alive?

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>>76755702
What headphones, ear bud or iem do you laddies use?

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>tfw no qt kosher gf to call you a dirty goy for liking her armpits

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>>76756188
You're the only one getting triggered by my presence lad, just get fucking off it already.

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>>76756179

you dont know that

>>76756233
I can 100% guarantee it, Ivan

>>76756179
if i were a mildly attractive girl i probably would be too afraid to leave my home 2bh

>>76756230
don't call my gimmick shit then when yours is infinitely worse.

>>76756179
>wanting periods
>wanting a weak fragile body which worse at sports
>wanting woman """friendship""" instead of based /sp/ bro culture

>>76756259
>le triggered by norway man
>le post fragile japanese girl with ugly eyebrows every day man

How is that even a gimmick? Also I'm not a fucking gimmick, I'm a real human being with real opinions and emotions. You seem to do a good job at forgetting that. Just because you're on the internet doesn't mean everything around you is some sort of meme or conspiracy.

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Just melt us all away already

love it when people take 4chan generals very seriously

>>76756130
post better art ffs

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>>76756339
I take my generals very serious

>>76756339
there are a lot of autistic brits in these threads now, be better if they had an irrelevant flag I could filter.

>>76756394
or you could fuck off, yeah?

>>76756414
>triggered autist

>>76755456
did a nightmare
i was awake on my bed in deep night and a girl was in front of my bed hanged to a rope. dont know where the rope was coming from though in my bedroom theres nothing to fix a rope on

>>76755702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MLQArEDICU

>>76755481
>>Lyon's president says Arsenal will have to improve their bid to €65m (£57m) if they want to sign 26-year-old forward Alexandre Lacazette. (L'Equipe)
>Literally an article yesterday saying they've confirmed him for £44m. This is all utter bollocks. Which one is true?

From l'équipe :
>Q: Reports say Arsenal is bidding 50 to 60 M€ on Lacazette
>Aulas: It needs to be at least that amount. Everybody knows Atlético's offer is 53+12 M€, which makes 65 M€.

In short, Aulas wants money. The agreement with Atlético could be effective in january if there's no "good" offer from another team. Either someone bids the amount he's asking, or he waits half a season and sells his player to Atlético, which apparently suits Lacazette too.

Any Bundesliga rumours?

>>76756460
Fucking hell, that's spooky af.

>>76756194
Audio Memeca ATHM50

>>76756502
Dembele to everywhere

>>76756474
Yeah that's not really my point; my point was that there were articles yesterday chatting utter bollocks.

>>76755564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzNsDvNfTZs&t=185s

>>76756502
Javi Martinez to citeh

>>76756139
Coming from the absolute worst poster on /trans/ it must mean it's a gimmick is increasingly enjoyable.

>>76756259
Its not your gimmick.

>>76756545
the city of liverpool surely

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>>76755702
PORTUGAL RELEASED A NEW ALBUM?>!??!?!? thanksladdddddddd

>>76756502
Nice, Own a pair myself, pretty good for its price. Too bad headphones in general overheat my ears in 15 minutes.

>>76756598
no the city of man and the team of poop

>>76756591
it wasn't, I just wanted to shitpost lad. I do it constantly. though norway is a shitposter desu senpai

>i-i wasn't b-banned i w-wen't to my p-parents!

>>76756637
you must be mistaken la /sp/ already confirmed this

>>76756528
Not only did that guy blow them the fuck out, they got blown the fuck out by the two guys on twitter too. Though he's still an idiot for trying to claim women's tennis is better than men's.

>>76756644
I don't think anyone on /trans/ likes Norway tbf. At least some lads reply to the Asian qt guy like the Austrian.

>>76756502
Sport1 reporting rumours of Dembele to Bayern and Jesus Corona to Dortmund as a replacement.

>>76756707
he's bretty good.

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What's their fucking problem?

>>76756545
I don't want to believe

>>76756520
...and in the end he'll go nowhere.

>>76756634
Neat. Yeah, they have served me quite well over the years.

>>76756711
>Dembele to Bayern
...oh boy. This would be too much lol

>Lyon's president Aulas said to l'équipe he's trying to sign Mariano Diaz from Real Madrid
Does any realfag know what this guy is worth? I've never seen him play tbqh.

>>76756670
You got me lad I was just practicing making up rumors. You think I got what it takes to work at the mirror or the sun?

>>76756750
Zorc said a few days ago he's going nowhere. Just media trying to generate clicks.

Also Sow might move to >Young Boys as their Zakaria replacement. Either permanently or on loan.

>>76756746
Woah I Just Realized The Uk Flag Is A Combination Of The Countries That Are Part Of It

>>76756502
>tfw got shilled into buying the M50 too
theyre great but a bit heavy and like the other poster says when theres a warm weather it just gets my ears too warm

>>76756822
W-WOAH!??
(No Welsh draggy the dragon though and I think the diagonal cross represents Northern Ireland even though their flag is a normal cross with a red hand and a crown in the middle)

>>76756822
>the city of wales

>>76756502
>tfw you bought the Grado sr80e

They sound nice and stuff but the leak means I can't listen to my weird music without looking like a weirdo poofta.

>>76756822
That isn't even the UK flag. He's shitposting again.

>>76756888
Norn Iron's flag is whatever we say it is.

>>76756673
had to give them something to keep everyone off his back

>>76756879
>>76756920
I actually think it is worth spending a bit to get youself a ciem, comfy and great sound quality overall. Last long as well if you take care of it as well.

>>76756888
It's the old Ireland flag for when they were part of the UK when Northern Ireland didn't exist.

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

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Rate this transfer.
Came in on a free three weeks ago. He's still a bit green and keeps destroying the furniture but I think he can become an integral part of the team.

>>76756920
I'm pretty sure when I'm on public transport etc. and listening to music that noone should be able to hear what I'm listening to but it stills feels uncomfortable at times.

>>76756879
Warm weather and direct sun or just warm weather? Never had headphones overheat my ears.

>>76756814
>Just media trying to generate clicks.
Media purge when?

>>76757105
:3

>>76757158
The Grado's are REALLY open. So the leak is insane. Got some weird looks when listening to Fishmans loudly kek.

>>76757105
that looks like a cat, not a football player

>>76757105
cats are disgusting, they don't love you or care for you or can be taught shit. they just shit and eat.

>>76756502
Holger Badstuber to Swansea.
Leon Goretzka to Arse.

>>76757158
just warm weather, no direct sun. don't use them outside. it gets my ears a bit sweaty

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>>76757248
>cats are disgusting

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>>76757248
cats clean themselves at least

>>76757248
>they don't love you or care for you or can be taught shit. they just shit and eat.
you just described me lad lol!

I had so much hope for this season but Mike Ashley has destroyed my dreams once again. Fucking Ashley Out ffs

>>76757248
>projecting

>>76756158
thin boys in decent physical condition have ELITE midrifts, far nicer than grills.

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>>76757196
Ngl, would hate that.

>>76757286
Interesting. Maybe it's the quite big ear cushions.

>>76757248
There are Goretzka to Bayern rumours as well.
>Badstuber
Depressing what happened.

>>76757199
Get some glasses.

>>76755584
yes and?
if i was marotta id take 70 millions right now

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>>76757717
What was the name of that website that had fuck loads of really shitty football memes? It was a Google site I think?

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>>76757717
Why the fuck are Muslims so unfunny and autistic about to make it out that Christian football players are Muslim?

>>76757996
its the only way they can reconcile their beliefs with their haram love of sport

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>>76757996

>>76757996
Now that's top autism

>>76757937
>that pic
wut. Oh, damn. I don't remember the site but yeah it was a Google site. Goolge+ even.

The poll to end all polls:
Worst posters on /trans/? (multiple answers ARE allowed)
http://www.strawpoll.me/13281340
http://www.strawpoll.me/13281340
http://www.strawpoll.me/13281340
http://www.strawpoll.me/13281340
http://www.strawpoll.me/13281340

>>76758666
>Myanmarese
Burmese, silly dutchie

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gf just sent me this

>>76758666
>no american
>irish not top

>>76758666

>no americans

>Donnarumma is going to sack Raiola
kek

>>76758666
I'm guessing the votes for Norway and Netherlands are the same two people kek. For some reason brits get really triggered when they see >our flags

>>76758904
Because of the insufferable Chelsea customer

>>76755933
Badstuber, the guy who hated Pep at Bayern since he'd never get a look in

lazy rumour

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>>76758753
Wasn't sure about that either, but I just went with what the flag said
>>76758766
>>76758839
I just checked what flags posted in this thread desu, didn't see any Amerifats just yet

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>>76758475
Yeah, so many fucking weird ones. There was even a fucking Loss Edit.

>>76758666
I should have voted for everybody.

>>76758955
That's him, you just replied to him.

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the heading goat gets his 100th cap tonight

>>76758996
>That's him, you just replied to him.
Fuck's sake

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>>76758955
Exhibit A everyone

>>76758666
voted for dutch, romanians and austrians

>>76755371
>Nathan Ake is worth £20m

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>>76759028
It's Fuck not Fuck's, dumbass.

>>76759024
Why is Tobin no bold
Shoddy work, that

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>>76758996
>selling Ozil a mistake

3 CL wins in 4 years since selling him suggest otherwise

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>>76758996
>that picture

76759163
Not even giving it one arrow it

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>>76759207
Fucking what?

>brits in charge of being intellectuals

>>76755632
>4 new full backs
>Not one of them played in their actual position

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>>76759203
There is lots of these. I deleted loads though.

Tennie

>>76759304
Who is BBC in AFCON?

>>76759163
>>76759285
It's fuck's sake. Possessive to fuck, as in for the sake of fuck. Only post frogs if you know what you're actually talking about.

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>>76759024
>I now remember this missile of a goal
I miss when our team actually qualified for tournaments desu, I'm not as self-loathing as the other Dutchy that spams those threads all the time, but the 2014 WC was great

>>76759362
everyone apart from the maghrebi who have tiny willies

>>76759384
Stop replying to him and just report him. He ban evades, hopefully a mod will realise.

>>76759387
part of the greatness is how quick it was after robben's goal
https://youtu.be/jswYdzqNAGg?t=40

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Lots of these memes.

https://twitter.com/gigiodonna1/status/878978196808531968
milan btfo

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>>76759514
>that fucking leaf flag

FUCKING WHY?

>>76759514
That Robben goal was him just being fed up with or other players and going full 'I'll just do it myself then'

And like you said, we were still celebrating our goal when Cahill's blooter went in, what a rollercoaster

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>>76759644

>>76759644
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
dreams and hopes crushed

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>>76755933
damn its not 2010

>>76759665
LEAVE NEW ZEALAND TO ME
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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I found the page lads. Here is some fresh shit.

>Ozil
>Assists

Wew.

just had a carvery, lads.

any transfers happened in last 3 hours?

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Wait Sanchez is being done for tax?

>>76759968
sanchez a good boy
should have vidal instead

>>76759644
What's this in reference to

>>76759968
Needs to swap Sanchez for Modric

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How has the internet gotten to this before us? Fucking /sp/, we're... slipping.

>>76755435
He's well thought of at Arsenal, I'm surprised he's going on a free all of a sudden.

>>76760008
talk of him sacking raiola to sign a new deal with milan

>>76760008
people were saying donnameme was going to sack raiola

he said "donnarumma & raiola, yesterday today and tomorrow"

>>76760071
>yesterday today and tomorrow
Raiola confirmed for sacked on Tuesday

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Got so many spicy meme pictures to post but can only do one at a time.

wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GWW3KaThDU

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>>76759915
>Kings Of Dab

>>76760129
This is the future we chose

>>76760123
kek

>>76760158
milans offers is basically the same as what other clubs would offer him
he just doesnt want to play for a team with no ambition

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76758358
thanks for saving my pic :-)

>>76760217
niggas hate them because theyre from facebooks but some of these pictures are pretty funny

>>76760306
Only good one ITT is >>76760123

>>76760217
*the floor is me watching the Normie League

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>>76760433
They're not meant to be good.

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There is a lot of

>Picture of old person, lol it's actually Wenger signing another contract lol

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>Caption: The Search For Silverware Continues

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How are these so bad?

>>76760673
>no 4th place trophy
Had potential desu

>>76760925
Future Top Gear presenter

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I hate it when mongs don't know why somebody is slammed. Rooney is hated because despite being all those things, he never performs. 2 World Cup Goals (one a penalty) is not top quality.

>>76761010
>2 World Cup Goals (one a penalty)
the other was one of the shittiest, scrappiest world cup goals ever too with an offside and a handball iirc

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>>76760774
For posterity

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>>76761010
Wait, I dunno if even that's right. He got one against Italy and....?

>>76761054
I dunno if that's right either.

>>76757248
T. dog

>>76761085
>>76761085
>I dunno if that's right either.
the goal definitely happened im just not entirely sure whether it was in the group games or it was a qualifier

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>>76761077
Good work.

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>sells alex sandro for 70m
>spends the money on douglas costa

>>76761150
>Don't tell your parents, it'll be our little secret

Anyone watching Confed?

>>76761010
Uhm, it's you who can't appreciate being alive in the age of Rooney.

>>76761174
half the money

>>76755366

>Kane instead of Ronaldo
>Martial to Arsenal
>100 gorillian for Bonucci and Sandro

I want you to stop and remind yourself that people are PAID to write this shit

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>>76761148
Nope. He only has 1 goal, against Uruguay. The last goal he scored at a tournament was a penalty against Iceland.

>>76761192
yes but not the german game
>chile playing their best players while ours are on the bench
welp

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>Reminder Liverpool fans think Klopp is one of the best managers working right now
>Reminder Klopp has only won 3 trophies in his 16 year managerial career
>Reminder the trophies were won when Van Gaal was in charge of Bayern Munich with the aim to kill them from the inside accidentally
>Reminder Liverpool had zero European competition in the last season
>Reminder they barely scrapped 4th
>Over an Arsenal team in disarray with majority of fans asking for resignation of their Manager
>Reminder Liverpool relied on one player to perform in the entire season
>and fell apart when he went to Africa
>and the Liverpool fans supported against his country in order for him to come back asap
>Klopp also alienated players who would arguably strengthen the starting 11
My question is this. Are Liverpool fans happy with Klopp appointment and progress, resultantly admitting they have low standards and are a small club; or are they still a big club and Klopp should be sacked?

>>76761202
50m is more than a half

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>>76761219
>hmm, who else is a young French guy who played in the French league?
>hm.....Martial?
>Oh yeah, let's say he's joining Arse
>But isn't he already at United?
>Oh yeah... Well he's young and French, so might as well lol!

>>76761262
That entire club is one big Stockholm Syndrome desu

>>76761219
italian sources are saying Sandro for 70m euros to Chelsea though

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>>76761262
And even Arse managed to win a trophy and break two records in the process. Baffling. Funny how Spurs fans are like "lol we want Wonga to stay because we finished above them for the firs ttime in 20 years, that's a trophy, right?" when Wonga has won, what, 10 trophies (excluding Community Shields) since he joined?

>>76756528
Based Dicko taking these hoes to the cleaners.

>>76761262
he's doing better than hodgson

>>76761373
That one isn't actually bad

>>76761239
Yeah I was thinking I'd maybe watch the STRAYA match.

>>76761453
i think our game will be over early and then i'll go to bread

>>76760204
>guaranteed starter
>captain
>basically the same as what other clubs would offer him
Don't think so Marco

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Did Messi unJUST himself?

why the fuck would siggy go to Everton

they're literally the same shit different day

>>76761544
who wants to captain a shit team

>>76761607
Wouldn't really want him for the price they're asking and he doesn't seem like he wants to move badly.

>>76761607
So he don't have to put up with fat fans like you

>>76761607
>fighting for european places
>fighting to stay out of relegation places
>same shit

>>76761607
hey faggot, decided to shitpost on here for a bit? where you been fagging up?

>Swansea
>Staying up

HOWLING.

>mfw someone replies to 1900 kg

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This is why Twitter Fans were a mistake. They actually think Mbappe is worth £100m. It's utter insanity. When there is dozens of examples on why it's fucking stupid. Let's say he joins for £100m. He'll leave in 3 years. He won't leave for £150m.

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>>76761877
We all get one, lad.

>>76761262
Also
>A lower win % than fucking >Moyes at United

>>76761719
yeah he knows his place with us. We sold Shelvey because the two fell out, he understands we're loyal to him.

>>76761753
Swansea finished 7 points ahead of Hull, barely a fight, I wouldn't consider Everton fighting for a European place (CL places) considering they were 15 points away

lol

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>>76761877
i'd take 190kg over the Norwegian desu. Least you can filter 190kg and it's fun to poke the fat fuck. Though I suppose you can poke Norway, he's easily riled.

is that nigglet Willock from Arsenal any good?

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Lids...
Who do you think will be the first non London team to move their training facilities to London to try and attract more players?

My guess is either Liverpool or Sunderland.

>>76762098
Milton Keynes

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>>76761607
holy shit HE'S BACK

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HOLY SHIT

Singing of the Season, I believe.

>>76762041
Yes and no. He looks great in training and reserve games but he looks mediocre elsewhere. But if he's to improve, moving to Benfica is a start.

>>76762266
SHARP
H
A
R
P

just realised how big of a risk sanchez is taking by playing in a tournament with only one year left on his contract at 28
imagine if he broke a leg or did his knee

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>>76762290
>Singing

>>76762266
Is it just is me, or is he walking TOWARDS the camera? What. a. lad.

>>76762377
He's autistic. He demands to play through injuries.

>>76755366
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger will consider signing Manchester United forward Anthony Martial, 21, should the Gunners lose out to Real Madrid for Kylian Mbappe, 18. (Mail on Sunday)
Wenger won't get either, book it

>>76755460

dreamt the other day that carmen electra was giving me a rimjob
weird night that one
weird/fantastic

>>76762574
WOW ARE YOU PSYCHIC? :O OMG MAN! TELL US MORE! IT'S NOT LIKE WE SAY THIS EVERY FUCKING /trans/ AND MAKE MEMES ABOUT IT.

>>76762574
They'll both be playing as wing-backs for him next season

>>76763145
>Wonga
>playing people out of position

Out side of the Ramsey Experiment, he doesn't do that.

Is there a running list of transfers this window that can be sorted by price?

chileans = little girls

>>76755456

Since becoming depressed, sleep doesn't refresh me anymore. Just keeps me from being tired. Also my smokers cough is getting bad. Woke up feeling like perro caca, like always.

>>76763354
https://www.transfermarkt.com/statistik/saisontransfers

>>76755371
>
Former Tottenham midfielder Paulinho, 28, says Barcelona want to sign him, but he is happy at Chinese club Guangzhou Evergrande. (Globo)

REEEEEE I WANT TO KILL OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS REEEEEEE

>>76763354
most 'prices' are unconfirmed anyway

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>>76756280
>>wanting woman """friendship""" instead of based /sp/ bro culture
this

>>76761348
Considering VVD's asking price is 70 million POUNDS, this really shouldn't be a surprise. Unlike VVD, Sando is actually one of the best in the world at his position (arguably the best).

>>76763242
and Sanchez at striker

>>76762774
well fuck you dude

>>76763402
thank you :)

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>>76761262
>you

1-0 to us!

>>76763633
np lad (:

>>76763644
>b-b-b-b-b-but muh top 6 mini league
lmao

>>76763242
Ox as well.

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>>76763592
That's not out of position though. He can play there or on the wing. At best you can say he's out of position on the Left Wing.

>>76763644
>vs. Top Six

Fucking hell, talk about cherry picking Shitzen.