CLE:Kluber fans 13, allows two unearned runs Sat.
WAS:Turner goes 5-for-5 with four runs, two RBI
WAS:Taylor goes 4-for-5 with two taters vs Reds
CIN:Bailey smashed for eight runs in 1 2/3 frames
LA:Corey Seager (hamstring) out vs. Rockies
COL:CaGo (shoulder) absent again Saturday
BAL:Mancini homers, plates two as O's beat Rays
OAK:Matt Olson explodes for two homers Saturday
OAK:Franklin Barreto homers in big league debut
HOU:McCullers activated for Saturday's start
BOS:E-Rod to begin rehab assignment Thursday
STL:Yadier Molina absent from Saturday's lineup
First for 1stros
Nats
>>76747169
losedians
>>76747234
Why post candy?
Ha ha, Red Sox
>>76747335
>recording the screen
end yourself
D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S
go boston
>Jacob deGrom's last 3 outings: 25 IP, 0.72 ERA, 0.76 WHIP, 21 K
>>76747654
Can't wait to have him
pseudo >RAGS
>>76747654
>Hey guys, the mest have a new new new new new new new ace
I give him 2 weeks before he's on the DL
>>76747721
>>76747721
>>76747721
PHILLIES @ DBACKS
>>76747703
MARINERS!
>>76747209
MARINERS!
>>76747723
>deGrom
>new
7th lowest ERA in baseball since 2014, my friend
wew
>>76747811
>Not even a top 5 pitcher
literal trash. Couldn't even crack the Phillies rotation
>>76747858
>>76747811
New ace you illiterate NY nigger
>2015: Harvey
>ded
>2016: Syndeshit
>ded too
>2017: degrom new ace
>soon to be ded
Someone get the old/fat/bonspurs copypasta in here
>>76747794
>>76747209
MARINYAS!
>>76747885
Haha deGOD was the ace all those years
>>76747885
yeah deGrom wasn't the best pitcher on the 2014 Mets. you proud of being retarded?
where da M's gamethread at
>>76747857
wew lad
Can i get that jacket in Mariners blue?
>>76747896
>>76747794
Yeah yeah yeah, we'll see how tonight goes
>>76747925
>>76747925
>>76747925
(ASTROS @ MARINERS)
>>76747916
ill make one senpai
>>76747934
>>76747941
nevermind
thanks woo
>>76747612
Calm down with all that enthusiasm there.
>>76747654
SDS MAKE HIM PLAYER OF THE MONTH IF YOU REFUSE TO MAKE HIM DIAMOND YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>76747169
why, of all people, are we doing a Milton Bradley general?
>>76747885
>being this obsessed
>>76748009
should've used this desu
>>76748009
Because Why not? You want a Richie Sexon edition next time?
>>76748009
Just get ready. Next thread will feature Magglio Ordoñez
>>76748028
how about Jack Cust?
Braves gonna win the division
>>76748023
>>76748086
We can help you out with that
How many games you need us to tank?
>>76748136
Shut the fuck up you cuck
>>76747654
Hatcher, SVS, Maeda and Toles for DeGrom plz
>>76748146
>28-3
>>76748187
I'm a Mets fan you fuckhead
>>76747734
I have no idea why I made this thread actually. Dback fans don't exist
>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
>Nelson Mandela was in prison
>China was still the sick man of Asia
>Google was a decade away from being found
>the Middle East was at peace, hard to believe but true
>the majority of current major league players had not yet been born
>Tommy John meant an active player, not a surgery
>the Cubs title drought was at 70 year and pennant drought at 43 years, 28 years later they would break them both, the latter coming against the Dodgers
>Kershaw can't even strike out Mark Reynolds
dude is finished
If a player gets near Pete Rose's hitting streak, or even past it and closer to DiMaggio's, how butthurt would people be if a team got the player out in his first at bat then just walked him the rest of the game?
>>76748314
does it make sense to walk him?
is he channeling 2001 Bonds and its a close game?
>John Kruk said that they should move the walls in 40 feet at Coors, and raise them 20 feet to get a Fenway situation where every line drive is just a single
>>76748374
In this case, yes. You can expect a broken bat moonshot as much as you can expect a seeing eye single
>>76748392
then fuck the record
teams gotta do what they gotta do to win
individual records on the opposing team are meaningless
although if its a game in May or something you could argue its a shitty move
>>76748378
The rockies don't even hit that many home runs
>>76748378
They should just standardize field dimensions. And no more meme walls
>>76748477
awful idea
>>76748480
t. Boston
>>76748477
And tear Fenway down
>>76748477
seriously, why would you want this and kill fun
Rockies baseball gives me special privileges I don't get to talk about often, like being close to forests in a liberal state. The forests here are great for meat racking buck naked and I go every weekend that I can.
Cops are very nice too since many are gay. They might even lend you a hand every now and then! One time a guy fucked my ass who looked just like Charlie Blackmon. Before he bent me over, he said "looks like its 4 balls, how about we take a walk down to first and score all the way home?" I never learned the guy's name, but I probably screamed "FUCK ME CHARLIE BLACKMON" over 100 times.
>>76748490
t. one of dg's false-flaggers
>>76748463
It's more to make it less cavernous
>>76748549
Nigga what
>>76748477
>ruining one of the aspects that makes baseball unique
mcfucking kill yourself my man
ITT: Players that will be known as memes from the "Flat Seam Era"
>2016 Trevor Story
>2017 Aaron Judge
>>76748223
i tried senpai
2 posts is about the limit of how much i care about a phils- dbacks thread
is there a way to make an RSS feed from an instagram hashtag
>>76748656
pic related
>>76748378
I propose they move the fences back 40 feet instead, make it cavernous as fuck, triples and inside the parkers all day. make the fences like two feet tall also, I want to see a kind of willie mays style catch with the center fielder at a full sprint and jumping over the fence and robbing a 460 foot home run
>>76748656
Cody Bellinger
Scott Schebler
Logan Morrison
Eric Thames
real power hitters are guys like bryce, jay bruce, goldy, and giancarlo stanton
>>76748683
If it's such a big deal, why aren't pitchers openly complaining about it?
>>76748794
Verlander just did recently
>>76748860
After like, 3 years? Also, source?
>>76748887
>Said Verlander, about the seam: “There’s not much of a seam on the ball anymore. That was always the case. When you got up to the big leagues, if you picked up a minor league ball to a big league ball, the seams were always wound tighter, just a little smaller. It was noticeable, but I’d say now, you get a foul ball and look at the ball and like try to look at it from the side, there isn’t one. There is no seam. I think it’s more aesthetics than anything at this point just to hold the ball together.
>>76748931
I was asking for a link, but I found it. Thanks
Osuna is probably going to come out as a woman, give up baseball and start HRT
>just read all this osuna news
literally what the fuck lads
Phillies Pitcher Ben Lively just hit a homerun off Robbie Ray
>>76748988
>>76749096
hes going to be traded to LA and find his form again, all the beaner bitches will make him feel at home.
>>76748738
This....
>the rockies and dbags collapse on the same day
that was a good little meme while it lasted
>just got 99 Griffey
>play 2 games v CPU
>0-8
>mfw
>>76749455
>Got 91 Steve Finley
>3-27
>3 Grand Slams
He saves his hits for those situations I swear
>this broken and regressing shitty of the cuckarado cockies
>>76749578
I can't believe no one in history has more than 19 career hits against the Rockies
>Have bases loaded
>2 outs
>Clayton Kershaw is pitching so free out
>4 straight balls and walk a runner in
WHY? I'm a Dodgers fan and this is painful to watch, wtf is wrong with the Cuckies?
>>76749600
No team in history has as many hits as the Dodgers at 19
>>76749525
I just completed the 97 Kinsler
People say he's the best hitter for them
Fucking .150 after like 20 games at leadoff
>the rockies are winning the west
>the dodgers are winning the playoffs
man you people never learn
92-0 when Kershaw gets a 4 run lead.
is this game, dare I say...over?
>Alex Faedo in the NCAA Tournament: 27.1 IP, 14 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 10 BB, 44 K, 0.33 ERA, 0.87 WHIP.
>Alex Faedo has the most strikeouts this season in college and has set a #Gators school record with 154.
>Alex Faedo: 5th pitcher in the last 30 seasons with two 10K games in the same College World Series.
>>76749600
try that again woo
>>76749816
>college numbers
>its literally fucking NOTHING
kek
KEK
>>76749578
is kershaw, dare I say it, a coors babby?
>>76749578
Thanks for giving the Dbacks life, jerk
>>76749843
t. highschool flameout
>>76749628
>>76749823
no player has more than 19 hits vs ANY team in history??
Is Kershaw GOAT or what??
>>76749742
You're right. The Dodgers are winning the west, but the Dbacks are winning the playoffs
>kershaw in regressing
was this the shortest lived meme in 4chan history?
>>76749955
>The Rockies away from Coors Field
wow, it's fucking nothing
>>76749992
Except the Rockies have actually been really good on the road this year...
>>76749992
the rockies have fucked everyone away from coors, stay mad as fuck buddy
>>76750018
>>76750033
>.255/.318/.400/.718 Away from home
>This is elite to NL Babbies
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>there isn't a team in baseball that can beat the dodgers in a 7 game series
Rest of mlb are you even trying
>>76750103
>there isn't a team in baseball that can beat the dodgers in a 7 game series
You're disregarding October teams, correct?
>/mlb/ last week: "THE ROCKIES ARE WINNING THE WEST TOP TEAM IN BASEBALL"
>/mlb/ today: "THE ROCKIES WERE NEVER GOOD LOL"
>>76750085
25-14 on the road, 22-15 at home
who's the biggest pussy in all of baseball and why is it Roberto Osuna?
MLB should suspend him indefinitely and tell him to man the fuck up. "waaaaah my self esteem, my poor little brain and heart" GO FUCK YOURSELF.
we have the chance to get rid of a a spic who can't be a man because he has emotional problems LIKE A WOMAN, i think it's time we clean the gene pool and off this spic back to mexico or with the fishies. fuck this and every fag that cry about their little emotional """"""problems"""""""" MAN THE FUCK UP
>>76750085
t. assblasted sub 500 AL team
blue jays should send osuna to bombston kek
>>76750191
osuna is a top 10 closer in baseball, release him, all other 29 teams would take him gladly.
Do you think Pete Rose bets against the Reds in 2017?
>>76750191
Come on Buster Posey, everyone knows you will forever be the biggest pussy to ever play in the majors
No need to deflect now
>>76750191
>who's the biggest pussy in all of baseball and why is it Roberto Osuna?
the answer is Busted Pussy of the SanFUCKcisco """"""""giants"""""""
>>76750191
>biggest pussy in baseball
That's not how you spell David Price. That dude is the mentally weakest fag there is.
>>76750191
people with mental disorders shouldnt be allowed to live, much less should they be allowed to play male sports
>>76750103
>losing to the Mets in a 5 game series despite having Prime Kershaw and Greinke starting 4 of the 5 games
>>76750085
25-14 is literally an elite road record you dumbfuck
>>76750365
The NL is full of babby teams, and half of their League is already out of play off contention. I'd love to see that translate to the AL, but you babby fucks don't recognize a real baseball team even if it slaps you on the ass with a large dick. Fuck off.
>>76750443
t. assblasted sub 500 AL fag
>>76750356
That was like 20 years ago
Ian Happ has a meaty bubble butt
>>76750538
does that mean it's been a few thousand years since the Dodgers last on a title?
>>76750541
yeah but he doesn't have Judge's sculpted Adonis god-buns
>>76750597
I want to plow into a big squishy bubble butt, not a set of square slabs
>>76750563
>since the dodgers last on a title?
How do you last on a title?
Turns out Milner is fucking terrible at baseball. got it
>>76750563
im like 80% sure we'll win one this year
cuz y'know [spoiler]they're the best team in baseball[/spoiler]
>>76750706
It's a lot like winning a title. Something the Dodgers haven't done in your lifetime
>>76750726
t. 2008, 2009, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016 Dodgers lifelong
>the collapsing shitty of the regressing cuckarado cockies
>>76750791
>milf
literal pig neck
why do dodgers fans have the worst taste?
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/237889618/mlbs-top-five-player-debates-lindor-correa?partnerId=ed-11623373-658620023
1. Best pitcher in baseball is... (Kershaw or Scherzer)
2. Best rookie in baseball is... (Judge or Bellinger)
3. Best young shortstop in baseball is... (Lindor or Correa)
4. Best closer in baseball is... (Kimbrel or Jansen)
5. Best young thirdbaseman in baseball is... (Bryant or Arenado)
MAKE YOUR PICKS!
>>76750909
Scherzer
Judge
Correa
Jansen
Arenado
>>76750909
Kershaw
Kershaw
Kershaw
Kershaw
Kershaw
1stros
http://awfulannouncing.com/local-networks/2017-mlb-local-broadcaster-rankings.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
best and worst broadcast teams from 31****-1
****Steve Stone and Hawk as a road team joj
>>76750951
>two actual other Dodgers players on the list
>mindless Doyers spic only knows one player from his team
Shocking
>>76750909
Paxton
Haniger
Segura
Diaz
Seager
>>76750909
Scherzer
Judge
Lindor
Jansen
Arenado
>>76750909
Scherzer
Judge
Correa
Kimbrel
Bryant
>>76750909
>1. Best pitcher in baseball is... (Kershaw or Scherzer)
kersh
>2. Best rookie in baseball is... (Judge or Bellinger)
bellinger
>3. Best young shortstop in baseball is... (Lindor or Correa)
seager
>4. Best closer in baseball is... (Kimbrel or Jansen)
1A/1B both are in a league of their own but Jansen can pitch multiple inning
>5. Best young thirdbaseman in baseball is... (Bryant or Arenado)
Arenado, Bryant is a LF
>>76750909
Kershaw
Judge
Seager is better than both of the options
Kimbrel
Bryant
>>76750909
Scherzer
Benintendi
Correa
Kimbrel
Toss-up, leaning Arenado
>>76750979
filtered
>>76750909
Kershaw, Bellinger, Judge, and Bryant are all memes
>>76750957
>GKR not #1
>>76751035
dont ever reply to me again
>>76750909
Shields
Swanson
Swanson
Melancon
Sandoval
>>76750769
I do enjoy watching my team lose in the playoffs every year.
>>76750997
>Bryant is a LF
you're retarded
>>76751013
>nintendo
>correa
>Toss-up, leaning Arenado
never again share an opinion on baseball you fucking idiot
__________ is equivalent to winning the World Series for Dodger fans
<<76751076
>a stupid tripfag thinks his opinion matters
>>76751146
not getting no hit
>>76751146
a successfully execute heimlich maneuver
>>76751146
Being in first place in June
>>76750951
>he doesnt get the dylan joke
>just throws around unfounded racial obscenities
Look ay how mad this faggot is right now
>>76751139
t. retard
>>76751146
not winning the world series
Dodgers _______ is the equivalent of _________ for fans on /mlb/
>dodgers dodgers dodgers
>>76751276
posting
shitposting
I just turned this thread into a DG general
Woops xd
TWTW
>newfags won't remember this
>>76750957
>Micheal Kuck stuffing the ballot for the Yaks
hmmmmm.....
I hope i never see that purple dinosaur again thank you based dodgers
SOLER is controlling the direction of this thread and you are all unaware puppets
A triple falseflag is when a mets fan makes a post pretending to be DG. Thus one here: .>>75327556
.. ..But in that false DG post, the poster makes it seem as if DG is pretending to be a giants fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about DG. A trip which I have not used for 9 months.
It was explained here by me. >>75327901
It's fucking cerebral.
>>76751459
i'm a red sox fan and i actually somehow kinda like Kay, he has a good voice for broadcasting
>team starts season 3-12
>be placed on disabled list for depression and anxiety
damn, why doesn't my team have a school shooter tier closer
>>76750909
kikelel
roid judge
chalie blackbeard
davis
machado
>Detoilet
>>76750909
>best pitcher in baseball is....
>(lists two AAAA babby league shitstains )
not going to respond to the rest
>>76750909
>4. Best closer in baseball is... (Kimbrel or Jansen)
this is the only easy debate and it truly is not debatable
only retards would seriously think kimbrel is better than jansen
>People STILL respond to Dodger posters
>>76751587
but kimbrel has better statistics than jensen in a much more difficult league
>>76751549
>Machado
>>76751587
>
>>>>>>>
>>76751593
and what tier of false flagger are you?
>>76751611
>but kimbrel has better statistics than jensen in a much more difficult league
first all
(you)
second all
closers in AL and NL =/= SPs in AL and NL
>people STILL believe DG posts on 4chan
>>76751618
I'm a proud Dodgers/Giants fan.
>Guy hitting .087 off the bench hits a go-ahead HR
>>76751658
but the national league is unironically populated with worse hitters, on average
>>76751611
>AL EAST
>more difficult league
easily the worst shitpost of the last year
>>76751661
I think he lingers without his trip on every now and again, but he isn't a frequent poster anymore
>>76751723
>chris carter
>hits 41 homers in the NL central one year
>moves to AL east
>DFA'd by june
>>76751689
>one has been a closer since getting called up
>the other is a converted catcher that became a full time closer nearly 4 years ago
>one has 276 saves in a 8 year span
>the other has 205 saves despite being a full time closer for virtually 4 years
>>76751772
>One played for the Braves and Padres
>One always played for a team that won a lot a games
>>76751772
ok, what year is it, 2017 or is it' the last four years, right now, which is it, 2017 or are we living in composition time the last four years
>>76751772
>all those kimbrel walks
>>76751837
>mad about walks
ok grandpa
>>76751812
>>One always played for a team that won a lot a games
>dodgers were a good team from 2010-2013
suuure
>>76751814
if we are talking about now then he still ain't shit and kenley is miles better than him
it seriously isn't debatable
also remind the last time kimbrel has a 4K 4 out save , or the last time he got a 6 out save in the post season
oh yeah never
>>76751772
literally everything here indicates that kimbrel is better lmao
Name a pitcher that was converted from another postion that's better than Kanley Jansen. And no, you can't use Bob Lemon of Dave Steib as examples.
Holy shit that cheeky bunt. The Dads are absolutely memeing on Detroit.
>>76751881
>t.just started watching baseball
>>76751911
nope
>>76751921
>NO IM A LONG TIME FAN FIRST TIME VIEWER
>>76751871
>also remind the last time kimbrel has a 4K 4 out save
he got 4 k 3 out saves like twice this year, that's better
>>76751903
uh Trevor Hoffman
>>76751907
Tank for Beer szn lol
also kimbrel is white
>>76751903
MATT FUCKING BUSH!!
>>76751953
>Trevor "got a bunch of saves because he played for 31 seasons" Hoffman
>Good
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you now remember Nathan Eovaldi
>>76751975
jansen is a filthy peanut
>>76751942
calm down
>>76752004
shut hte fuck off
>>76752014
wow fuckign RUDE
>>76752035
bitsch
>>76751987
Oh shit, I do.
What happened to him? He pitched early last season for the Yaks, right?
>>76752008
>I KEEP IN TOUCH WHEN THEYRE GOOD BUT ILL PASS BY LISTEN WHEN THEY ARENT
>>76751987
i remember watching his probable last game
You now realize that the Miami Marlins used to play in Florida. People forget that they relocated in 2012
You now remember that the Cubs won the World Series
You now remember the Astros were a national league team
You now remember CRAIG BIGGIO
You cannot name a Major League team with more syllables in their name than the Ar-I-Zon-A Dia-Mond-Backs or the Phil-a-del-phi-a Phil-lies
so who is going to take the rockies playoff spot?
the cubs? milwaukee?
i'd be surprised if colorado wins another 25 games
>>76752057
take a deep breath
>>76752146
>THEY WILL ALWAYS BE """MY""" TEAM BUT I LIKE TO WATCH """THIS"""" TEAM TOO
>>76752170
lot of pent up rage here
>>76750909
If youah answah tah numbah 2 isn't Judge, oghkay..... Youah lawst. Cawl us when you git back from Maws... Oghkay?
you now remember none of the seasons you have ever seen count because of the steroid era and the juiced ball eras respectively, all the baseball you have ever watched in your life invalidated in 20 years, paving the way for the seven inning rule change, saving baseball by invalidating your memories, all your favorite players, your teams' championships, all meaningless in twenty years, you watching with a slack jaw as they are virtually erased from the books,
>>76752186
t. Rob Manfred
>>76752184
i miss francescaposting
>>76752184
Hey Mike, did you know that Andy Petite is a reliever in the Mars league.
>>76752205
Where's Dean Anna? Isn't he the captain of the farm system?
>>76752200
you may not like it because every game you have ever seen becomes irrelevant but it saves baseball
>>76752238
you now remember Dean Anna is mexican
>>76752298
some mexican's favorite player
You may only reply to this post if you enjoy watching the worst team in the American League
>>76752321
not an A's fan, sorry
>>76752321
thats not the leaveland indians
have you ever thought abotu how if you are ~25 without a good job or a wife or yoru own home you are basically a real world dean anna
Wish I was a padres fan
wish i was a softball girl
wish i was from /nfl/
>>76752434
softball players are fucking hot
>the collapsing and regressing shitty of nolan arenado's team
>>76752429
Hi "Rollind"
>>76752379
read and respond this post>>76752379
51
>>76747654
>Derek Fisher/Kyle Tucker/J.D. Davis
>Francis Martes/David Paulino/Nori Aoki
pick one from each line
>"Nah, we're not gonna talk about if we *don't* win. We're good. Trevor. We're done." - Brad Ausmus, ending his @FoxSportsDet interview.
>>76752489
b-ing good is bad
>>76748276
>Google was a decade away from being found
where was it hiding
If I see clippard anywhere near my 29th st condo, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind
wish I was A-Rod during the 2000 offseason and chose to sign with the Mariners instead of the >rags
Stella is fucking delish
>"and then they said Kershaw was regressing!"
>"regressing to what? A 2.50 ERA?"
>"jajajajajajaja"
One of the oldest living stros fans
>>76752488
I don't want to trade Kyle Tucker at all. Kid is going to be great.
>50th win of the season
>won 9 in a row
>won 15 of last 16
>now 94-0 when Kershaw pitches and Dodgers score 4+ runs
don't reply to this post
>>76752574
MULTIPLE
>>76752574
b-b-b-but.... the dodgers haven't won a series since '88
look away
>>76752601
>.500 away
what did they mean
Judge will be hitting .280 with power in 5 years
Bellinger will be lucky to make the padres 40 man roster
>bellinger
even writing this name you are going to be irrelevant in less than one year
When will Mike Francesa take Michael Kay's job as play-by-play announcer for the Yankees?
As a mets fan, Rosario can't cum soon enuff
Tigers are pure comedy gold
Anyone watching Japanese baseball tonight?
>>76751745
>>76752697
what positions do the big titted anime girls play
>kershaw has a bad start
"LMAO THE END OF AN ERA RIP KERSHIT"
>kershaw dominates
"WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING"
>>76752596
they literally havent though
discuss this
>>76752567
my gut tells me that the younger Tucker will be better than Fisher, but Fisher is more MLB ready, so that will affect which one teams ask for (based on the length of their respective rebuilds).
I don't wanna give him up either, but I'd rather lose a potential really good outfielder and win a championship than hoard prospects and never win it all.
>>76752708
>multiple entries
>
>multiple entries
>>76752706
All of your favorite positions.
>>76752759
i want anime titty girls to play in the trash
Where can I watch dodger game for free. Heard were good this year but I have no cable
>>76752768
just show up at the stadium in the early innings, plenty of empty seats if you don't mind the smell
Kevin fucking Millar played a game for his old independent league team and homered tonight
>>76752779
Clayton fucking Kershaw played a game for his current Major League team and won tonight
Jason Vargas
Who's the 2nd best pitcher of all time?
>>76752186
You realize that baseball records are uneraseable right? And that they'll just change the rule and move on? Or are you just bootyblasted for some reason?
>>76752488
Why would we trade two players for 1? that's just baka tbqh
>>76752853
Randy
>>76752186
>it's a lets treat roids 100000x worse than greenies, draft dodging, segregation, etc episode
leonard plz
>>76752878
Nope but close. Same era
>>76752765
Well, you probably won't say that for Korean hotties, right?
Degrom cy? Why not, he's a monster, only reason were still in this race
>>76752517
This reminds me of my old job. An office girl's dad passed away and in the main office they put a sympathy card with a sign that said "Sandy lost her dad, please sign and put words of encouragement". There was a Bulgarian guy that wasn't aware of that colloquialism, signed it and put below his signature: "I hope you find him". I died laughing when I saw it.
>>76752911
Cy Young goes to the best pitcher, not "Good pitcher on bad team". If that was the case then someone like Pat Neshek would win it because he's the only good PLAYER on the worst team
>>76752897
>>76752878
Maddux
>>76751772
>using raw numbers of a team-based stat
I bet you judge starters by wins too.
Kimbrel: 276 saves in 302 opportunities, or 91.3% conversion rate
Jansen: 205 saves in 230 opportunities, or 89.1% conversion rate
Kimbrel has a lower career ERA, a lower career FIP, a lower career WHIP, a lower career xFIP, a higher career K/9, a lower career HR/9.
The one stat Jansen has him beat is BB/9.
Kimbrel is better. Not by much, but unquestionably so.
>>76752911
>Degrom cy? Why not
because kershaw and scherzer still breathe air and play baseball
>>76752941
Kershaw hasn't been unhittable or anything its a wide open race
Dodgers win!
>>76752993
WE LOVE IT
>>76752989
He's been much better than deGrom. And Scherzer has been even better than that. It's not really open at all, Scherzer has a comfortable lead.
>>76752872
>
>Rockies fans
>>76752989
>its a wide open race
you mest fags get more and more retarded and insane as the years go by, its Kershaw and Scherzer and nobody else. not even greinke and robbie ray have a chance
>>76753016
scherzer will flame out pitching deep into games with that shit bullpen that cant hold leads, i dont see him being able to make 125 pitch outtings every time
Going to bed hope my mets sweep the tanking jints tomorrow
>>76752914
kek Bulgarians are incredible
>>76753047
As much as I hate the jints I hope they shit on you.
>>76753047
degrom wont ever in his career win a cy young, sleep with that thought
>>76753059
Not a real dodgers fan here folks
>>76753039
He's on pace for 3557 pitches, and he's thrown more than that during a season before (2014 and 2016). In those seasons, his second half stats were universally better than his first half stats. There's no reason to expect him to "flame out."
>>76753068
Consider it payback for last year, fuck the cubes.
Jints or not even on the radar so who cares if they get some pity wins.
>>76748738
Legit as fuck
>>76753076
>he's thrown more than that during a season before
theres a difference between making a pitch in the 4th inning and making a stress pitch #112 in the 7th inning. he's good, i just think theres too much to handle for him
>>76748738
this but also have gradually increasing slopes near the fence so the ball rolls even more
>>76753141
And this needs to play the entire time someone is chasing the ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>76753140
Okay. He's thrown 5 games with 110 or more pitches this season, and if he continues on this pace that'll be 10 or 11 such games at the end of the season.
He threw 21 such games in 2014 and again, his second half of that season was better than his first. If you want to make this argument, you should really be using his BABIP, because you're not getting anywhere on pitch counts.
>>76753198
I bet this is what it looks like when chickens make out.
>>76753183
i really dont give a shit, all im saying is that losing games like he did in miami last week are going to drive him mad and its going to happen again the way his team is built. unless his offence explodes, he's going to need to make 120 pitches, that wears on him, especially in postseason where he already isnt good.
>>76753152
I used to have a baseball bloopers VHS tape from like 1988 and half of it was just that song on loop while guys did goofy crap like putting baseballs in their mouth or shaving one side of their beard, mixed with boneheaded plays, uncomfortably tight uniforms, and even more uncomfortable interviews. My favorite part as a kid was when some guy playing against the Dodgers in LA dressed up as Tommy Lasorda during a rain delay and slid all over the tarp. Also Gary Gaetti had to shovel poop at a circus for some reason. It was wild. Baseball needs to be goofy again.
Angels .500! thanks to this man right here
>>76753232
>6 innings, 2 ER
Sounds like a good outing to me. You should be thanking the Red Sox "offense"
>>76753251
>I disregard the other run because it wasn't earned
Someone put a runner on base
>>76753251
He is bad luck my dude.
>>76753251
i guess you could say their offense is offensive
>>76753288
>Someone put a runner on base
Yes, the shortstop who made an errant throw.
>>76753290
Nah.
>Have a cupcake schedule
>complain about other teams schedules
>finally play teams that are over .500 and are now 1-5
>rookies
>>76753354
Rockies are Home babbies, not schedule babbies.
>>76753310
Here's a shitpost I made for you
>>76753377
I don't see what that has to do with anything. We weren't talking about which pitcher has a better contract in relation to their performance tonight. /mlb/ sure does make some stupid arguments.
>>76752186
it's called the flat seam era
>>76753377
That's waaaaay too much effort to place on one singular shitpost.
>>76753388
I was just talking about his recent luck. And threw the money in for fun
>>76753424
I made it on my phone it was pretty easy lol
What is Clayton Kershaw's best skill?
>>76753424
>>76753436
Also I'm a lifelong angels fan. My weaponized autism knows no limits.
>Brad Ausmus started his career with San Diego and it's going to end in San Diego
Pottery.
>>76753448
He can turn 360 degrees while jumping
>>76753454
>it's ausmus's fault that the verlander era ended and the franchise can only poach pitching prospects that mostly aren't even good from better farm systems
>>76753448
fathering a kangaroo
>>76753484
Is there context to this?
>>76753501
He saw a kangaroo and wanted to make it his so he took it home.
>>76753523
Aren't they really dangerous?
>>76753501
Kershaw is christopher robin
>>76753538
Kershaw doesn't give a fuck. He has 70 negros living is houses he built himself. He fears nothing.
>>76753365
>Rockies are Home babbies, not schedule babbies.
Show me an easier schedule
>>76753608
Now show may and April
>>76753582
>>76753577
Explains the autism.
>>76753582
Huh, didn't know he was a charitable guy. Good for him
*blocks your path*
>>76753618
>Now show may and April
>conditions I deem fair*
@76753638
*Doesn't get any (You)s*
@76753644
>Asking for a full season's schedule to date is CIDF
>Cherrypicking a month isn't
wew lad you're not getting that (You)
tigers fan here, just got back from a 7 day cruise and came straight here. how far ahead in the comedy central are >we
<<76753638
Just stole a (you)
What u gonna do about it
>>76753634
>doesn't know about ping pong for purpose
<<76753668
don't steal my technique you fagfuck
>>76753634
Kershaw donates millions to African kids to build orphanages and irrigation systems. He a good Christian boy
Post what you think other teams fans currently feel like at this point in the season
>rockies fans
(76753693)
Alright u bitch we are moving you somewhere else into this bubble
>>76753698
>jints fans
>>76753695
Yet he gets shit on in these threads.
I like to believe it's all in good fun tho.
He seems like a cool guy who throws baseballs and stuff
@76753659
April play
>Broors
>Pads
>Dodgers
>Dbags
>Giants
>Nats (lose series)
May
>Pads
>Dbags
>Cubs
>Dodgers
>Twins
>Reds
>Phillies
>Cards
>Meminers (nearly get swept by them)
How can any rational human being not say this is a cupcake schedule unless they were the biggest homerfag around?
>>76753710
>Marlins fans
>>76753710
>rags fans!
GREAT SATURDAY, LADS
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild Card game.
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
Daily reminder that the Orioles willingly took their entire 2016 season out of the hands of Zach Britton by not pitching him in the 2016 AL Wild Card game.
Daily reminder that the Diamondbacks willingly placed their entire 2017 season in the hands of Zack Greinke by starting him in the 2017 NL Wild Card game.
>>76753698
>Post what you think other teams fans currently feel like at this point in the season
This thread got real quiet, real quick
>Detroit has the worst record in the AL and is only 7 games behind in the Wild Card
nice babby league you have there
>>76753837
Wut durrrr is a parity in spoRts guis???
>>76753823
Everyone that is not a Doyers or Astros fan has already killed themselves.
tyler colvin
>that guy who thinks I don't know baseball
The Rockies are JUSTing, showing they aren't actually ready for the big boys just yet. The rookies have all gone to shit outside of Marquez and the bats are ice cold. Granted, the last four games have been against elite pitchers, but elite teams find a way. Rockies are good, they aren't great. They'll beat up on some bad teams after this nightmare is over.
>>76750128
Welcome to /spkneejerk/
>>76752138
>Rockies lose to four of the best pitchers in baseball
THEY'RE FUCKING DONE BOYS, PACK UP THE SEASON.
>>76752574
t. insecure Mexican
>>76754079
If you can't hit good pitching you cant be in the postseason
>>76753577
makes sense now tbqhwyf
I wonder if mlb.tv is going to air the old-timers day game?
>Old Timer's Day Edition
>>76755123
You CAN be in the post season, you just can't win.
hi MLB, can someone please remind me who said this quote:
"I'M MATT FUCKING BUSH"
???
>>76753698
>"dodgers pass the rockies.mp4" has been successfully uploaded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8P3pyx5OIA
>>76757240
are those gunshots I keep hearing throughout?
Anime. Also finally over .500 bitches. AL Central is ours.
dodgers fans in their natural environment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Qv3FKws6M
why are they wearing clothes designed for obese people
can someone explain this to a white person please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVuL-BpUBY0
>>76757422
I was wondering which middling AL team would risk everything to try and get that wide open wild card spot just so they could lose to the Astros in the first round. I now have my answer.
>>76757422
Nice
>>76753807
nice
>>76750909
Mancini > Bellinger
Yankees trade Aaron Judge, Gary Sanchez, Gleyber Torres, Luis Severino, and Greg Bird to the Dodgers for Cody Bellinger. Who says no?
>>76761194
Why would the Dodgers overpay for those bums
Please god, does anyone have a pic of that Marlins fan who got kicked out for fishing for foul balls with a glove and fishing line?
>>76761550
Shut the fuck up and go back to /nfl/
>>76761723
Make me manlet
>>76753618
>CIDF
0 (zero) (cero) World Series.
>>76761194
>Fluke/soon to have glass knees, Post-steroid player, glass, okay, and an insult to glass
Sounds good Dodgers
>>76762501
>Doyers fans think that le hit with a slightly above average OBP and an unsustainable home run streak man is that good
>>76761194
Yankees fleece
>>76759022
>Royals
>Losing to the Asstros
>In playoffs
The Royals will be down 5 runs in the 8th, put Tony Sipp back on the mound to try and rebuild his confidence after 2015, and he'll end up letting the DRIP happen.
>>76762918
Also the Royals haven't lost a series to the Astros in 2017 even during their worst part of the current season.
Face it, if you're a Vizio fan, the Royals are the last dark horse you want in the playoffs.
>>76762918
>>76763025
>Implying lifelong Astros fans even remember the 2015 ALDS
You give them too much credit
anybody got a link to old timer's day? the mlb app isn't showing it since it's not the game
For me, it's the Cleveland Klubenators (and a bunch of bums not named José Ramírez)
>>76763288
http://player.radio.com/listen/station/wfan-sports-radio-66am-1019fm-ny#.WU_SrBgrLu4
This is all I could find. Not a video stream, but it's the next best thing. I think YES is the only place you can actually watch the game.
Phillies dominance
>Billy Martin's wife representing him
How did they decide which wife to pick lmao
>tfw the Nats bullpen is so bad that it literally killed a man
http://www.richmond.com/obituaries/killebrew-patrick/article_863f515d-cc63-5565-bc9b-00b8be664a80.html
>>76763461
thanks
>Phillies open to trading Franco
Are Phillies fans going to be trusting the process soon?
>>76764293
>trading one of your young players when you're trying to get young players
Will one of the Yankeeanons in the NY area stream the YES network for us?!?!?!
Jays firesale when?
>>76764924
Nice try spook but we are Anonymous, we completely dismantled Scientology
>>76756554
yeah hopefully; I've been wanting to see your mom on tv again
>>76764293
Franco is garbage, awful approach and a minus defensively. He all never be a starter on a good team
>>76764929
They have no one of value to trade outside of Donaldson now that Osuna has PTSD from being BTFO so much.
>>76756560
>we're somehow still not dead last
>>76759022
I want the Royals to fall apart as soon as possible so that this doesn't even become a possibility
But then again, I kinda don't ever wanna see Cleveland again either.
Twins, White Sox, Tigers, please, do the right thing.
>>76765032
What the fuck does this even mean?
>>76765038
My mom isn't even 50 yet.
>>76761178
Bellinger has the prettier swing bro.
>>76765204
If by do the right thing you mean beat them, then that won't work because it would actually require them to win games.
>>76765258
Nice doubledown spook
>>76765327
wtf stop cyberbullying me dude
>>76765307
If they focus all their energy on beating just 2 teams and lose to everyone else in the league, it's possible. It's like you don't want to believe in magic.
>>76762749
I think he'll be good. He had a 70 grade power tool by the scouts and a lot of scouts believe he was the best defensive player in the minor leagues. He's not like Judge who literally came out of nowhere.
>>76765112
I think he would be an upgrade for >us
>>76765392
beating, even if just 2 teams, still requires them to win
>>76765411
I don't know man, unless you're REALLY in desperate need for power at 3rd base
>>76765401
>He's not like Judge who literally came out of nowhere.
You realize Judge has been a top 100 prospect for years now and was a first round draft pick, right?
>>76765613
Judge was largely seen as a probable bust. His plate discipline and fielding has dramatically improved in the majors
>>76765613
Bro I didn't mean he was outside of top 100. However, he wasn't a top 10 prospect in MLB. I think he barely cracked top 50 last year or two years ago. Top 50 is great, hell top 100 is great, but it's not top 10 highly rated great.
If anyone is playing out of his mind it's Judge. It's not even just the homers, his BA is amazing even though he has a high strike out rate.
Milton Bradley is unironically the best OF the Dodgers had since Gary Sheffield.
>>76765671
>Judge was largely seen as a probable bust.
The opinions of /mlb/ need not apply here. Yes, his defense and plate discipline have greatly improved, but he was a top 50 prospect going into this season.
As a mets fan, thank god the rockies starters are coming back to life
>>76765723
He was a top 20 prospect from 2015 to 2016 too. He took a hit going into this season based off his short MLB performance, but that wasn't really fair given the small sample size.
>>76765736
Yeah, but they have another amazing SS coming up next season. Trevor Story will be kicked out for this dude. So their pitching will be worse, but their offense is going to improve.
>>76756621
the Dodger way
>>76765533
m8 since we let beltre walk to the rags after 2010 red sox 3B have the lowest WAR in the majors. we've had a combination of Will Middlebrooks, Brock Holt, the corpse of Kevin Youkilis, Pablo Sandoval, Deven Marrero, etc. try to hold down the spot for us. it's been a black hole, literally anybody would be better. oh and also we are last in the american league in home runs, despite playing at fenway. with his power he could just hit it over the monster all the time as a righty
>>76756560
>not being the first to 50 losses this year
WE COMING FOR THAT TANK FILLIES
How many WS do the Dodgers win if they extend Beltre after his 50 dinger season?
>>76766102
>>76766102
Red Sox vs Angels game thread
>dbacks and rockies end up way behind the doyers and never retake the division
>still both make it to wild card easily because rest of NL a shit
Not even memeing, why do good rookies cause so much controversy on here? Sanchez and Judge caused a bunch of butthurt, and now Bellinger is too. Why is this?
>>76766038
how are they going to extend a player they dont have you idiot?
>>76766162
Because far too many times we have seen rookies fail after 2-3 seasons
>>76766162
>doyers
>yaks
>>76766162
Jealousy mostly.
>>76766162
anger at other teams rookies being good when so many prospects fail
annoyance at fans of those team hyping them up as the future GOATS
general 4chan negativity
and this
>>76766178
>>76766162
angry at their own teams, rookies don't often pan out, something something juiced balls
>>76766162
>Bellinger
*pic related blocks your path
>>76766215
Eat shit and die you fucking cocksucker.
What happened to all those Giants fans, please?
>>76766215
https://youtu.be/ViLg_b5FHrw
>>76766305
You must be blind as fuck
>>76765943
>>76766294
>>76766310
t. fans of teams with shitty player development
>>76766345
>one post in a month
Again, I ask, please. Where did all of those lifelong Giants fans disappear to now that their team is doing poorly?
>>76766294
You seem to be in the wrong thread Nigel
>>76766359
Not really. I just decided to tell someone completely random to eat shit and die.
Don't even watch baseball.
>>76766359
I was just posting a funny video.
>the fuckhuge giants bandwagon has disappeared
>only occasional distraught fans that can take banter
kinda comfy tbqh
>>76766392
You're in the wrong thread too
>>76766162
Yankees cause butthurt in general
>>76753750
We do cry alot
>>76766411
>giants fans
>taking banter
kek
>>76766401
>funny
I'll be the judge of that
>>76766414
Dont think i am chief but thanks for the "helpful" advice
>>76766460
>>>/nfl/
>>76766373
as a lifelong giants fan, the bandwagoners are annoying af. this is a good weed out process.
i will say the good thing about them doing poorly right now is the cheap cheap tickets
>>76766422
Shut the fuck up faggot. The Yankees uniforms give them an unfair advantage.
Giants fans?
Please?
>>76766539
Yes?
>>76766373
>in months
You're fucking blind and retarded.
>>76766475
>you can only post in one thread
>wake up
>its a holland start today
fuck
A distinct lack of Giants fans in the past month or so, lol.
>>76766305
>>76766373
What's with this one guy always trying to ask where we Giants fans are when we post in every general, unlike Dodger fans in every single offseason and the entirety of 2015-2016 (besides DG)? The only people he could possibly fool are the dumbest 10% of all newfags.
/a/stros!
>>76766992
i would like to think dg only gets replies from new people but it sadly seems to be more than them
>>76766411
I don't think they're going to be around for a few years. Their farm system is trash man. What the hell happened. This is the same franchise that had Posey, Bumgarner, Timmy, etc... all come through close to each other. Now they have like 1 top prospect in the top 100 and that's Arroyo. They're consistently ranked as one of the worst farm systems.
At least it's not as bad as the Angels though.
>>76767023
DG's not even the issue, he's not the one trying to pretend we don't post here. I'm not even really talking about him other than as the one doyerfag exception who proves the rule.
You know who literally doesn't post here? Non-DG Dodger fans mid-2015-early 2017. Fewer than 10 game threads last year. Anyone can look it up for themselves.
Still looking for the volume of Giants fans as seen earlier in the season and in past seasons when "their" team was doing well. Driving by with one post every week on your way to /nba/ does not count as a presence in /mlb/.
Still looking.
>>76766577
>>76766110
>Old Bay reporting people for retarded ass shit
Sound about right.
>>76767083
>>76767083
Well we left because of DG. It's not like he shit up the threads for only non-dodger fans.
Need to see those fans.
>>76767089
Passing the Doyerfags in the hallway walking in the other direction, who are on the way back to /sp/ for the first time in 2 years. otterhips literally broke out his trip for the first time in how long literally a few days ago.
But the difference is the Giants fans are carrying 3 trophies with them while the Dodger fans are trying to learn their current players' names.
>>76767083
personally i'm a doyers fan and i'm around all the time but i don't do gamethreads
>>76767111
this as well as actually going places to watch games
time warner deal is a bitch and i get sick of watching games on streams
holy shit giants fans are awful
do they have to take the bait every single time
holy shit instigator doyerfags are awful
do they really believe ironic shitposting is not shitposting
>>76767161
its falseflaggers and spammers just report them all
>>76767161
>>76767175
both of you shut the fuck up
Is blaming the WBC if a player is doing poorly the most pathetic excuse of all time?
>>76767161
>>76767175
60 second samefag
Nuke Ohio (the real source of this cancer, sup PickCincy)
>>76767269
>>76767269
>>76767269
NEW THREAD
>>76767269
>>76767269
>>76767269
MARINERS FAN WAS NOT FORGOTTEN
>>76767269
>>76767269
>>76767269
>>76767234
PickCincy was that resd fag I fucked up a few years ago. I forgot why he was talking shit, but he was so assblasted at Dodgers fans after the Dodgers raped his meme team at the time. Everyone saved that pic of him getting destroyed.
>>76767331
If you don't even know how his insane obsession over the Giants and Dodgers started then don't waste your breath. You dumb fags didn't even know it was him until I told you, and you didn't believe me until he fucked up and accidentally posted his trip
>>76763167
I was at both games we had in Houston :(
>>76767405
I was there nigger. I believe the Dodgers started a huge comeback after he was talking massive shit. There was a clear difference in autism levels after that game thread.
I was the very person that made him assmad. I copy pasted his shit talking and then did the >resd post. He was never the same after that.
>>76767452
You can't even remember something that happened *after* he moved on to your shit team. And you think you know anything?
>>76765530
see, here's the deal though, my friend: it's not about winning. it's about who can lose more than the other team.
rate whores from my town (10 min from where i (live), 40 $ each for 1h :3
https://imgur.com/a/MVqrX