/nrl/

first for KFC

second for DCElite

Third for a diverse thread

literal 28 year old virgin here lads

File: BSE.png (517KB, 609x607px) Image search: [Google]

517KB, 609x607px

5th for super league

File: 1484041936106.jpg (1MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2448x3264px

*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

>>76746497
Do you have any PSVR headsets in stock?

Literally my OC again
My mum would be so proud of me right now.

watching the footy show lads

it's just a rehash of the same meme over and over again lad, better get some new material before this one gets played out and you have nothing to live for again
clocks ticking, get to it

Shit you're right
I will
Gotta make mum proud, thanks for the pep talk, I needed it

good lad

Joey and freddy ripping the tigers apart

Bad Shittler's last game.

1.Ponga
2.Ross
3.SKD
4.Moga
5.Elliot
6.Lamb
7.Hodkinson
Couldn't even ironically be a poocastle supporter in 2018 lads

realistically who is going to win this year. for me its melbourne despite last night

Manly.

At the playground lads

For me, it's the Des Hasler coached Bulldogs.

File: fresh new meme for mum.jpg (139KB, 1200x600px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1200x600px

Here at /nrl/ we're a family and a family cares for one another. If you need help please consider the following:

Lifeline Australia - 13 11 14

https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/online-services/crisis-chat

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

>>76748972
wtf i hate happiness now

>>76748149
>Hodkinshit
>Every playing first grade again

The Knights will (not) win

>>76748203
>76748203
What do you mean despite?

Their best players weren't even playing

The knights will win and easily you just watch and see

>>76750651
I've been a Knights supporter for 20 years but even I'm not retarded enough to think they can win

File: sadsdasdsa.jpg (48KB, 641x570px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 641x570px

Knights WHAAAAT ARE YOU WEARING

>Blocker Roach

mute

>>76750710
le mines

Knights are gonna get sent to Perth you can guarantee it

>National Anthem

mute

Will Sione get a hattrick on his birthday lads

>>76750709
>Knights supporter for 20 years
>not retarded

Yeah whatever you say mate

Imagine getting injured playing against the Knights, kek

File: laughing good girls.jpg (62KB, 960x517px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 960x517px

I love when knights play, the whole thread is just posts making fun of the knights.

just broke my neck walking to a knights game lads

Just had a heart attack posting about kn

sad thing is he genuinely thought that post was funny

Knights going good today lads, they're only 12 down before 10 minutes

kek, tries coming so easy widdop isn't even giving a fuck with the conversion

File: laughing whores.jpg (39KB, 278x307px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 278x307px

>dodging witches hats
Knights on suicide watch

>run in support
>leave your arms by your sides

Knights getting some pity refball but that's OK, they're still fucked

COME BACK

Ken Sio on suicide watch

shit call

Broncos' gift for the refs has been mislabeled and they thought it was from the Knights

bin

Held him back after he knocked it on, that aint a penalty any day of the week.

refs are on fire today

Professional foul time boys

What the FUCK is this match?

lafai should have been binned lads

btw
>he didn't tip the knights

UP UP NEWCASTLE

Would've helped if the Knights didn't concede 2 tries in 7 minutes to start to be quite honest my family

NewcastGODS

Holy FUCK that was a mile forward

Hahahaha

File: 1497923085184.jpg (120KB, 1440x1429px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1440x1429px

KEK
>HE LITERALLY THOUGHT DRAGONS HAD A CHANCE

File: 1460741568237.jpg (878KB, 2165x2095px) Image search: [Google]

878KB, 2165x2095px

the absolute STATE of the dragons

>taking the poo

Knights CONFIRMED losing

How did Stpoop get so bad in the middle of the season?

Going to the shops, gonna buy some salted nuts lads

protip: they were never good

Considering how much a fucking joke this match is the Knights will probably still lose by 20

Where were you faggots when the new GOATcastle dynasty started?

Told you cunts the GOATcastle dynasty would start this weekend

>>76674097
>>76573688

I refuse to believe the Knights can win until they win and the game is complete

Joey has finally smiled upon us m8s. Be sure to pray so that the blessing continues.

TYBJ

>172 metres and 3 tries in the first half

White Lightning on statpad watch

>saying good luck to the dragons to a player who is sitting on the sideline suspended

what did this social autist mean by this?

File: file.png (430KB, 650x366px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 650x366px

>STI 10-28 NEW

All these calls going our way, we truly are blessed by based Joey

About time the Knights got some fucking refball

You literally got refball for like a whole year after Mckinnon died

Dragons win 30-29

Fuck cunt what.

>check HT score
>28-10 to the dragons
>yeah typical
>check back 5 minutes later
>realize my eyes deceived me

What the fuck is happening in this game? I'm at work.

Did Paul Vaughan get injured?

Oh mate I'll lose my mind if the Dragons comeback to win.

>>76752377
Why? Have you never seen a Knights second half before?

>tfw my boyfriend has the rossgod in supercoach

>>76752377
kek what? Dragons will almost indefinitely win, they're the favorite already again, knights go to sleep at 40 minutes and concede 500 penalties for fun in the 2nd half

>>76752384
this

>>76752384
they are usually good 2nd half, its the 1st half they always fuck up.

>>76752406
So in other words you haven't, OK

>>76752358
I was wondering the same thing

>4 (four) points

>>76752422
>being this much of a cuck

fucking kek

Lucky the Knights took the two or they'd be trailing!

kekkkk

Is Jurassic Park appropriate for a 2 year old?

>>76752431
I'm certain to lose because of this.
>oww muh calf
fuck me

>>76752475
Yes

Fucking pooasslel. Hope they still win this.

>Went for a shit at 10-26
>Come back and it's 32-28

What happened

Newcastle will NOT score again today

>Commentators acting like they've never seen a Newcastle game before

>poocastle

KEK come home and Pooarselel are losing

And people wonder why Gagai is leaving

>LaffinGOAT is going to lose to a shitter

What is it like being a pooasslel """supporter"""?

>Dugan throwing hands
>Gets a penalty

????

>>76752618
It's good, there is constantly something more retarded than me no matter how retarded I am.

>>76752618
Be thankful we aren't the Tigers

File: Andrew-Johns-having-a-nap-372x372.jpg (24KB, 372x372px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 372x372px

>>76752618

kek

KEK

K E K

>>76752594
rip me.

Just broke my ankle playing against the knights lads

Reminder that a full skeleton of a "dinosaur" has never been discovered, and it's a near certainty "dinosaurs" didn't ever exist and are one of the greatest hoaxes in history.

newcastle is just a shithole hey

>>76752724
What is Jurassic Park then dumbcunt

Wow being a Newcastle fan must be horrendous.

And another game lost due to the refs FUCKOFF

Dinosaur here. Tipped poonulla

>>76752724
It's all a ruse created by big paleontology to continue to get funding

>Knights will win a game

KEK

Just imagine being N, Milky or Gareth

Reminder that a game where the Newcastle Knights "team" wins has never been discovered and it's near certainty that the "team" will never win and being a Knights customer is the biggest scam in history.

>>76752781
reminder im jewish and just got government funding from both state and federal governments to find evidence of a newcastle win

>>76752781
good post

How is that a reminder. Thats literally the first time anyone has said that.

>>76752806
I heard him say it last week mate

proofs

>>76752770
DELETE THIS

Nibblin' Nobbie's nuts lads

Which team is Gareth?

Guys I'm watching the youth reps play and they're all fobs. I'm starting to see why the sport is dying kek

Proofs? more like poofs. amirirte lads?

had week old salad last night and got diarrhea this morning

had no idea salad would do that lads. ill never trust food again.

*throws racist child out of stadium and gets awarded australian of the year*

>not knowing who based Gareth is

That reminds me, I wonder if the guy that hadn't shat in a week died.

>>76752827
why would you want your kid playing footy with the fobs getting lifelong injuries or lifelong friendships with lowest tier scum

put him in golf, soccer, swimming, tennis

>Nathan Ross
>14 runs for 220 metres, 2 line breaks, 3 tries and no missed tackles
>On public record as unhappy with his contract

Any club in the market for an in form meme man

playing stardew valley lads

It was probably the salad cream m8

>>76752847
>put him in golf, soccer, swimming, tennis
probably doesn't want his son to grow up gay though

>4pm kickoff

>>76752854
i think it was caused it was made by lebs from out west and they touched it with their hands

>>76752850
hes still got 1 year to go on his 150k contract lmao

>>76752847
If you were a good parent you would be starting your kid in t-ball.

>>76752862
sick tribal tat bra ganna go drive a forklift for the rest of your life?

>>76752840
My wife's son is not racist, I am

>>76752844
last time I saw him post he said it was 2 weeks and that was I think last week or the week before
cunt's dead af 2bh

>>76752873
ripperino

Does anyone else do this when they're eating nuts?
I only eat the light coloured ones until they are only browner ones left then I chuck em out

>>76750550
Dont (You) me virgin

>>76752883
thanks brah yeah going for me fork license tomorrow can't wait

>freddy's wife is getting WOGGED

>hear my gf getting fucked by a superior black man

turns up volume

Sharks blowout incoming

>Hello Brian, the man they call... Brian
What did he mean by this

>>76752955
He had arms. And legs. And hands. And feet.

The idea that we have a "sporting culture" is complete fucking bullshit. Look at the fucking crowds for every sport that isn't gayfl. Hell, look at the young fellas. Even the talented cunts don't do anything beyond ""train"" (i,e. fuck around) with their team twice a week and a game on the weekend.

Almost guarantee any non-manlet cunt here could train their son properly from a young age and end up getting a rep contract at the VERY least. No one does this though, because the idea of a sporting culture is a fucking meme

think sterlo is losing his marbles lads

File: asdsads89.jpg (78KB, 1036x577px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1036x577px

Found my future wife lads

>According to the Fox Sports Lab, the back-to-back wooden spooners travel woes are officially the worst of any side since the game’s modern era kicked off in 1954.

Knights on new lows watch

>An overturned oil tanker has burst into flames in Pakistan, killing more than 120 people who rushed to the scene of the highway accident to gather leaking fuel.


is overturned oil tanker not /ourguy/?

So not only are Muslims explosive but are also extremely flammable as well.

>defending ""premiers""

>>76752995

Did nothing wrong

This kills the LafffinGOAT

DCE

File: file.png (91KB, 910x563px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 910x563px

cant get the stream at "top" comments because these fucking hilarious posts are hogging the upvotes

fuck me dead i hope these cunts fuck off back to faceobok

>>76753037
My aboriginal

https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7527687_lsi0yk3w5u7vpbzvs00_1@408235/index_2320_av-b.m3u8?sd=10&dw=100&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1498455934~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7527687_lsi0yk3w5u7vpbzvs00_1%40408235%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=c5a1b86771d921fc1129ab3b4e78488149a9434ed03d1dc25d265b070dd4c1ff

>>76753050
So, after my day of pain, and my day of thinking about divorce and revenge and pain... I took a deep breath, and decided that I wasn't going to be a slave to my own emotions. My wife apologized repeatedly, and I accepted the apologies. I told her I loved her. She said she has a problem, and I told her I'd help her through it. She'll see a therapist, and I'll move on.
I will be less trusting, and I apologized to her about that. I also warned her that I'm still dealing with the emotional impacts, and I occasionally feel a spike of anger (or sadness, etc).. but I have found that I can control this. She and I both had relationships before we were together, and our lives will hopefully be incredibly long. As I told her, it seems irrational that I should decide to throw away things because of one series of mistakes. If we're still together in 40 years, looking back on our mid-30's will be so long ago, and it would see somewhat ridiculous that I'd consider divorce over that one issue I will barely be able to remember.

>watching """games""" with 2 bottom 8 teams

I don't know if I want to watch the game or go for a jog lads

>>76753070

>being able to jog

>>76753061
>I apologized to her about that.

apologising to your cheating slut wife for being angry at her

just reddit things

Just interrupted play lads

Gonna go lads, expect the thread to get real slow

File: ishygddt.jpg (90KB, 670x658px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 670x658px

>>76753070
>jogging

Should i get 8pc kfc or 2 double quarter pounders for dinner tonight lads?

Daly Cherry-Evans

fat cunt
also kfc

Maloney getting up in that arse

>>76753109
i hope youre driving to one maccas and putting the food in your boot then driving to another so noone thinks you bought 2 dbl qtr pounders...

>knights win
>the 5 nrl fans on /sp/ stop posting

>>76753120
Nah mate you just chuck a kid seat and a handbag in your car to look like you've got a family you're buying for

>>76753120

I just put it on the floor so they cant see it

jeez dce is having a good one lads

Are sharks the worst and most illegitimate premiers ever

>>76753134
they can see it lad

>pooate

Do they take the poo

what a pass

Checking the try with the colonel

>>76753148
Taking the poo is guaranteed loss, see: Newcastle

File: file.png (15KB, 142x70px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 142x70px

>mfw i dont know what day it is or what im watching

Gotta fulfill those KFC ad quotas by using the Bunker lads

>>76753120

Ill buy 2 meals but get different drinks so they wont know im gonna eat it all

>>76753162
(((advertising quotas)))

When sharks lose this I'm going to be 3/7

>>76753163
beta

order 3 meals and a happy meal so they assume theres no way a bloke can or would eat that much and they must be for a family especially the happy meal

File: 1489403206949.jpg (9KB, 304x387px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 304x387px

POONULLA FARTS

Holy shit the abosolute state of manlys attack. what a try

>>76753176

Ive been thinking of trying the family meal reckon id smash it no problem

Daly Cherry Evans.

having a strong lead in the first half WILL cost manly the game

Cherry-Evans, Daly.

File: file.png (176KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 400x300px

>yfw losing in origin to a 1 armed man ruined turbobitch

>sharts WILL drop out of the top 4

Sharks will not score again

Based DCElite with another based try assist

> D C S H I T

>>76753239
he is literally having a MotM performance you blind cunt

old man puke poois running at incredible hihg speed

File: file.png (158KB, 321x340px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 321x340px

>when you see the man who stole your neck

he will have his revenge in this life or the next lads

>sun glare makes a solar power ad unreadable

Luke Lewis more like Luke Glue-is cos he's the glue that holds the team together haha

Just forced everyone at the game to listen to my shitty trumpet playing lads

Joey BTFO

>>76753237
KEK

just made everyone in this thread read my negative comment regarding a mans manifestation of his passion for his team through the noble music of trumpet lads

File: Daly Cherry Evans gets selected for game 2.png (136KB, 800x388px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 800x388px

me right now lads

Just admitted to wasting my time learning to poorly "play" trumpet instead of a useful life skill lads

DCE is the new thurston t b q h

lol no

just made some bloke think im not a polymath and that i could only be a god at trumpet playing and not an elite guitar player and drummer and trianglist lads

nah, DCE didn't have the refs carrying him to his first hip

I'm elite at masturbation lads

are all manly customers unironically homosexuals?

all customers for all things are cuckstomers

>2017
>needing anyone elses goods or services

kek

Just presented a news story that is actually just an advertisement lads.

just subscribed to buzzfeed lads

>Taking the one

Manly confirmed scared

Daly Cherry-Evans

>this soundtrack

based 9 lads

was projected to win my SC h2h by 200 but I'm gonna lose by 200 lads

>>76753375
iktfb

thinking about cutting my fucking dick off lads

Was really curious about what the current betting rates were, thanks channel 9 for this important update

Gamble Responsibly*

Eid mubarak lads and I'm not just saying that

The only responsible decision when it comes to gambling is to not gamble in the first place.

>>76753428
or to own a casino in an area with stupid asians/bogans

Havent logged onto SC since week 4 lads

>>76753445
based poorramatta

Sean is fat lmao

Rippa also means the same thing in japanese lads

Absolute horrid week in SC lads

go back to japan you fucking gookshit

>>76753530
me too lad

Still think Mbye played himself into a QLD jumper this week

DCE is a fucking myth

Daly Cherry-Evans

Home lads, how is the game going?

>23
wut

>>76752930

NRL is a diverse, inclusive sport and racism will NOT be tolerated lads.

just saw this gook cunt playing rugby league lads i think he was on meth cause thats what all asians do hahaha just joking no racism intended but he had a small dick

Redditor here!

When does the NRL match start? I'm loving this NSW cup game! LOL xD

>>76753572
jezzfromthebush
tonyabbott

Friendly reminder that all asians are beta males

Why did they have like 50 pizzas there in the tunnel lads

Reminder Hamish Blakes wife got riced by Craig Wing the alpha male

Premiership winner Daniel Mortimer lads

its so funny watching all the anti dce fags try to come up with insults other than "cherry boy xD". lmao his form speaks for itself. absolute godlike performance today

Hi, new viewer here

How come the Sea Eagles have 25 and the Sharks have 12? Did the referee take away 0.5 points from the Sharks?

Blake Blue XD

>>76753610
he's a great player but the way you cunts suck his dick is embarrassing
I have literally no doubt you've jerked off to him before

Hi, new viewer here

Why are there so many islander people?

28 year old virgin Broncos and Maroons supporter with a small penis here lads.

Literally nobody can stop Broncos premiership this year.

>n
>milky
>laffinhomo

I tipped Cronulla Sea Eagles lads

Has Dee Cee Eee dare I say got Walters attention lads?

>>76753679
Yes, but the actual selector and coach, Wayne Bennett, has DCElite on a lifetime ban.

>>76753679
No way. the political situation is too complex. dce will never play origin again. screencap this

>poonulla sharts

>>76753658
Suspensions, injuries and origin have royally fucked me this week. Thank fuck I'm only playing a shitter.

Cuckthers are in the 8 only due to having received 4 points from byes. Both the Warriors and Parramatta have more wins.

>>76753715
t. shitter

VAUGHAN AND HIS FUCKING CALF

>he thinks i'm a shitter

Shitter here. I traded out based D.Walker for goylan, and let origin, injuries and suspension affect me.

AMA

I would Sudoku myself if I was the sharks after that one

Why does everyone here love DCE? He's got a neck like a cock

WalkGOD

>>76753759
just a meme that a couple of literal homosexuals took a cult like following to
not saying he isn't an elite player though

>he thinks i had d walker

Just spotted some cuck reply to himself.

File: umm sorry sweety ;).png (5KB, 514x96px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 514x96px

>>76753775
xoxo

>>76753530

My alarm didn't go off and I didn't VC loop Nofoaluma. Of course Gallen dishes up this shit. Also woke up to this rubbish by the Sharks.

Reminder that pooasslel are STILL at the bottom of the ladder once the bye points are taken into account.

>Footy is over for the week

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

How the fuck does Gummi Bears keep winning?

>>76753769
He's elite. But also a massive faggot.

I'm actually happy because we had the bye this week

>implying GOATcastle wont win next week and the week after and hand the tiggers the spoon

>>76753800
Cunt keeps getting lucky. He will be exposed hard in the finals, which he will make due to his soft schedule.

File: dsfsd2.jpg (39KB, 294x496px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 294x496px

>tfw you just get a big trophy for just being DCE

>>76753800

Because he isnt a broncuck

imagine being a knights fan

Imagine going head to head with pooramatta and not winning by 600+.

>>76753818
It's actually not that bad. The pain has long since disappeared and only numbness remains.

just snuck back under the SC radar by losing to a shitter lads

1488 desu lads

>>76753835
EXCELLENT post

>>76753820
>receieved a free win despite completely shitting the bed this week

All I'll say is that its about time some luck went my way.

>>76753826
Exactly how your mum feels about you

Just pretended to be a nazi to expose real nazis who probably hate based female touchies lads

>>76753846
about me*

>he thinks fucking up a golden opportunity to pad his PD is good luck
KEK

File: wtfff.jpg (25KB, 395x138px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 395x138px

BroncGODS will beat poorm

Gentlemen, how do we save the Knights?

The last billionaire who went to the club was no Rusty Crowe but a bungling mess like Clive Palmer and who here /Sack Hayne/?

heil hitler 2bh lads

>>76753917
Wests buys them and replaces the team with sentient poker machines

>>76753692
is it true about DCE and Sally Fitzgibbon?

File: file.png (97KB, 299x168px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 299x168px

i hope my meme catches on lads. will be interesting to see all the kinds of visual losses.

what does a storm losing look like?

>>76753996
crap meme

>>76753835
>>76753943
kys saxshit

>>76754001
based unfunny unintellgient uncreative poster

Evening m8s, how are you all? Craving some KFC now, may get some tomorrow. Considering getting the hot rods box, I hear they are good. Zinger burgers are pretty shit though.

>>76754006
your meme is literally posting dead animals lad

>>76754023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw0XiCiL1m8

>>76754034
Old mate Greggo, love his food reviews. The bacon burger KFC did was trash

>>76754023
always tastes shit no matter how much i crave it desu

when ive got a bunch of essays to do and im stressing i buuy a tonne of it just to smash while im working cause i feel like it gives me extra energy

usually just makes me fat and feel sick the next day

Speaking of Dead Sharks, the Chinese want to stop eating Shark Fins.

What's the next best way of getting rid of this summer time ruining pest?

>>76754065
Kill all surfers

What was the best promotional item KFC have done over the years? Do any of you remember the shaker popcorn chicken? The salt and vinegar was great, can't remember the others flavours though

>>76754064
yeah I feel like shit after eating it but I always crave it then regret later.

Reminder all promotional items from based KFC are all the best and are equal in best rankings.

>>76754090
in the 90s KFC did a whole grilled chicken with damper

it was the best thing ever

>>76754108
The nachos popcorn chicken they did was pretty bad desu so I wouldn't say they were equal in rankings. I'm sick of these hunger buster box promotions they do a couple of times a year..waste of a promotion new items pls

>>76754138
>grilled chicken
>kfc
not sure about that one m8

bought Ryse: Son of Rome and the Assassin's Creed bundle on Steam.

Haven't eaten damper since I learnt about the abo's in grade 6 lads

>>76754162
Ryse is terrible

Blonde hair blue eyes brah checking in, just learnt I'm 1/112th aboriginal. This is MY LAND. Reparations NOW.

>>76754189
So is asscreed.

>>76754195
Sorry mate, only 1/64 qualifies you to be genuine aboriginal

>>76754153
90s lad. you werent alive. wish you werent alive now.

>>76754206
Some Ass Creed games are alright

>>76754195
>>76754221
>tfw for one of my relatives there is no mother listed on the birth certificate
>most likely she was a boong but no proof

reminder that our ancestors were brought here on slave ships by the british

>>76754235
sailing around in black flag is the elite level of comfy

reminder that most irish came here as freemen looking for work because the UK sucked dick then as it does now

>>76754228
:'(

>>76754221
Reminder that this is not a rule and you can be 1/1234564321542 aboriginal and claim benefits if you can proof it

you don't need to prove it, they can't question you if you say you're an abo

Walkie, make sure you have some cotton and antiseptic on hand for when I give you an anal fissure.

NieR:Automata™ didn't get an acceptable discount so I'm going to have to pirate it.

>>76754312
i always wanted to do this but i never wanted to deal with the questioning

theres no questioning?

Lauren Cohan
Taylor Cole
Cindy Sampson
Sasha Barrese
claudia lynx
Rachel Weisz
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Monica Bellucci
Aria Giovanni
Demi Moore
Elizabeth Hurley

2004 El Masri 324 points.

2017 Bulldogs 208 points so far, 9 games to go. It's gonna be close!

>>76754357
Every one going down from Rachel Weisz from The Mummy, I've literally fapped to growing up as a kid

>>76754283
you don't even need to have any to claim it. Its illegal for anyone to dispute it and there are no proofs you need to supply

Hasem El Walkie

>>76754357
Aria giovanni was my pornfu back in dialup days

>>76754312
>>76754416
Any sources to back this up?

>>76754427
So last week in australia then