NFL: General 6 weeks till Hall of Fame Game

The jags will ______ this years

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Aaron Rodgers is for _________!?

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

Will amerilards pour tar on pitch this year again? Fucking retards.

>>76741207
What?

>>76741207
What does that even mean?

>>76740999
What stadium is this?

>>76741471
It's the stadium in Canton.

>>76741365
>>76741401
Last Hall of Fame game was cancelled because of that in the field. I had totally forgotten about that

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>jordan hicks isn't eli-

>>76741479
Damn, looks a hell of a lot different

>>76741555
do the eagles use him more in zone or man?

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Skins

>>76741771
>I really, really like women

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>>76741771
What EXACTLY did he mean by this?

Which will be the next franchise to win a sixth SB?

Top QBs of 2021

1. Derek Carr
2. Aaron Rodgers
3. Andrew Luck
4. Marcus Mariota
5. Russell Wilson
6. Matt Ryan
7. Matt Stafford
8. Kirk Cousins
9. Jameis Winston
10. Cam Newton

We will soon be in an NFL without Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Big Ben, Carson Palmer, Phillip Rivers, and Alex Smith.

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>>76741771

>>76742116
>no Bradford

Shit list.

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>>76742116
Thank you based Carr

>>76742116
>time passes
whoa

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>>76741771
jesus christ, why does he always do this shit? how hard is it to put your hand on a woman's shoulder? it doesn't make these rumors any easier on him

>>76742234
>>76742234
All the guys I listed were in the league for more than decade. Christ, Brady, Palmer and Brees have been in the league for 17, 16 and 15 years respectively.

>>76742266
I know it's weird to see athletes move on but it's just life

Elway/Kelly/Marino/Young/Moon/Aikman all retired around the same time, than Brady/Manning happened

Stop posting until 2 weeks out please. This is baseball season

>>76741555
useless obscure stats

I hope Zeke is ahead of Bell on the top 100 players of 2017 list. I wanna see the salt pour down.

>>76742889
my baseball team already lost today ):

i just placed bet for patriots to win superbowl

>>76742931
not even worth it considering the shitty payout

>>76743038
x4 my money

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>>76742889
No

>>76742116
>mariota over jameis
Lets be honest

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The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns <9 INTs 67.9+ cmp%
>Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes

>>76742116
Where is Dak Prescott? Pretty odd you'd have players like Jamies Winston in there but no Dak Prescott (who is better than him).

>>76743546
It's bait anon everybody thinks dak is a one hit wonder just wait for based dak to shut them up

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>>76741771

Rodgers is a gift that keeps on giving.

>>76741771
>>76741843
the hand of a man who really likes women

>>76743546
>dak
>better than winston
ok homer, take it easy

>>76742116
>No Sam Darnold
Shit list

CFL is on tonight at 7 PM Pacific. Doubt I'll watch it, though.

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G-go Redskins!

>>76744009
It's like they can't get with the program after a whole year of being proven wrong

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>>76744980
>mfw still no Cousins extension

>>76740999
>NYJ: Matt Forte to be Jets' 'offensive workhorse
Bears and jets didn't deserve him

>>76745884
well then he should of signed somewhere else I didn't really want him either

>>76741207
Pitch lol retard

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>your team
>your predicted record
>what youre listening to
>asuka or rei

puckers
12-4
pram - helium
rei

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>>76746901
>your team
Steelers
>your predicted record
13-3
>what youre listening to
Mastodon - Blood Mountain
Asuka
>asuka or rei

>>76742116
Switch Carr with Luck & Ryan with Winston.

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>>76746901
>your team
Toxins
>your predicted record
9-7
>what you're listening to
Steve Vai - Lovers Are Crazy
>asuka or rei
I don't in2 anime

>>76746901
>your team
Cowboys
>predicted record
15-1
>what youre listening to
brap porn, waiting for the good parts
>asuka or rei
wut?

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literally the only good WRs in the league

>>76748178
>two slot recievers who catch passes 5 yards down the field and a guy who only played half a season
impressive

RODGERS IS NOT GAY

>>76748282
Yes he is. He has the gay eyes.
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/bering-in-mind/something-queer-about-that-face/

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>>76746901
Bucc
11-5
modest mouse
>eva

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____

>>76749767
front runner

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Hi.

You've probably never heard of me, but I'm Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Mike Evans, and I'm tired of consistently being disrespected and undervalued by analysts and audiences alike.

You, anons of /nfl/, have until September 7th, 2017 at 8:30 PM EST to get together and collectively pay me the tribute I deserve. If you are unable to meet my conditions, I will unveil my true power level and for the next 5 years my team and I will hold the Vince Lombardi Trophy hostage in the greatest dynasty this sport has ever seen.

I will be reposting this until the start of the regular season. Again, you've until then to meet my demands.

>>76751922
this is a good po-

no. this is a great post

>>76752147
>Not the first post from this IP
You clearly are samefagging

this is a list of players I've drafted/acquired that became elite or played really well for me in Madden

Craig Loston S (elite SS, 42 career picks)
Mike Evans (12,034 total receiving yards, 137 TDs, HOF)

Jayrone Elliot DE (nice pick up from Miami, led my team in sacks twice, became elite in the playoffs)

Taiwan Jones MLB (became elite cover MLB for 4 years, stole the job from my first round pick, eventually left for Baltimore after they lost CJ Mosely)

CJ Mosely MLB (traded my best CB for him, elite cover LB, great pass rush, helped me win 2 rings)

Cordarro Law LB (Became starter when I lost my starter to IR, led team in sacks in the end of the year, didn't want to re-sign, signed with Houston and killed my RBs each time)

Dezman Lewis RB (Had 3 1,000 yard seasons, in a pass heavy offense, good KR, cap casualty, sent him to Cleveland for their 4th rounder, which I drafted bust with)

Laken Tomlinson OL (Huge OG that was the madden equivalent of Osemele today, never had a rating below 90, never allowed double digit sacks,great pass blocker, decent run blocker, once threw a cards player 50 ft in the air, due to a glitch mind you, eventually made the HOF)

Kemal Ishmael S (Became Jack Tatum-esque in a short time, great hitter, decent cover guy, elite KR, had 2 games with 4 picks, had a career 32 picks, 16 sacks, 5 KR TDs, countless forced fumbles, pro bowls, awards, made HoF as a Raider, Falcon, the first player I ever trade for in the newer maddens)

there's more but these guys are the ones I remember most prominently

>>76743315
Never thrown an interception in Red zone, one of the top qbs in the accuracy column... Let's be honest.. Marigoata will lead the Tits to a Superb owl waaaay before Winston (if Winston wins one at all).

>>76751922
>>76752147
>cuckholdme

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>Hey, Talib
>Gimme yo chain

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>Derek Carr: I'll hand it to Lynch on the 1 yard line

I hope bad things happen to the Raiders. First their fans talking shit and now players.

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>>76752967

Who else /DrinkingAloneBecauseStoodUp/ here

>eagles fans beating up white women
Every damn time

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>>76752495
Turned out to be a serviceable linebacker desu

>>76753013
Image meant for the aussies obv

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>>76752980
>has one winning season with no play off win and is now hot shit

Carr should win something before talking about other teams.

>>76753041
You now remember getting bullied by the raiders so bad seattle had to the nfcw, where the bullying increased

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>>76752994
>James Connor

Fucking yinzers

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>>76753057
Iremember one team getting bullied the last time they played.

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>>76743546

>>76752447
nothing gets past you sherlock

>>76746901
Tardinals
11-5 at least, I have too much faith in my team
Clipse - Hell Hath No Fury
I never watched Eva

>>76746960
I hate the Steelers but love Blood Mountain

>>76751922
I unironically like Mike Evans and Jameis Winston throwing to him.

Can't wait to host the Bucs again.

>>76741207
I thought pitch was tar

>>76752994
Is anyone else disappointed that Tebow isn't on here? I mean, I'm not surprised, but I held out a little hope.

>>76752994
The Pats have the biggest bandwagon in the NFL.

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>EDP entering 2018 NFL draft

tank for EDP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCYfwvL3z5Y

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>>76753009
>Rodgers

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>>76753331
Don't you mean

>future Met Tim Tebow

>>76756218
Dude is hitting like .240 in rookie A. He isn't going to see the Majors unless the Mets absolutely tank and they need something for a quick ticket-selling boom.

2017 Texans Mixtape tracklist:

1. Forever Eight and Eight
2. Jadeveon Clowney Is Not A Bust
3. Fuck Dallas
4. Watt?! Okay!
5. One And Done
6. The Ballad of Brock Osweiler
7. We Sack QBs 'Round Here
8. Bye Week Blues
9. Run Routes Get Money (ft. Nuk)
10. Andrew Luck? Never Heard of Her

>>76752969
>Patrick Peterson
When will this meme die?

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>>76746901
>your team
Bruncos
>your predicted record
10-6
>what youre listening to
Semi charmed life - third eye blind
>asuka or rei
Kaworu

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>>76752980

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Raiders rule the west desu

>>76756808
That was San Diego at one point.

Now we only have the Podrace left.

>>76759046
Why does he wear the mask?

>>76746901
>your team
Racist-skins
>predicted record
11-5
>What you're listening to
A Tribe called Quest - Can I Kick it
>Asuka or rei
Not a clue

>>76746901
>chefs
>9-7
>neutral milk hotel
>no

>>76746901
Chorgers
8-8
Nothing
Tetsuo

>>76741555
Hey man your keyboard must be broken or something, you left out a few letters in the last word of your post and replaced it with a dash. Let me help you out with what you were trying to say:

>Jordan Hicks isn't elite.

>>76742116
Your list has a distinct lack of Trevor Siemian, Paxton Lynch and Chad Kelly.

>>76756859
>~

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>>76746901
Rasm
5-11
Pile - NEXT WORLD
Rei

>>76756859
But all the retards on /sp/ said it was Flacco?

whoa

they're something wrong with my trip

testing

>>76746901
>Browns
>4-12
>I don't listen to music
>Rei

>>76762352
*there's

what the fuck is going on

>>76762419
no this can't be happening!

>>76759307
>nmh
lol

lemme guess - you think you have good taste in music right

>>76741943
cowboys

>>76746901
giants
16-0
redbone-childish gambino
what

Why are there 2 generals up? This is why you dont let retards like iron giant make threads

>>76752495
It's pretty easy to tell who is draftable in madden 17. Do you user your mlb or safety?

>tfw the Kosar to Kizer prophecy I made a year ago is coming true

Future 30430 bruhs

Brady is 2-1 against Rodgers

>>76742116

Dakota Prescott is better than 8 of those fools.

>>76743546
Taco's gonna suck but you're right on everything else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXbpEXwOM-c

BARRYFAGS BTFO

>>76763462
Rodgers and Brady have only gone head to head once

2006 he was backing up favre and 2010 he was out with a concussion

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>>76756175
>Rodgers had a poor game @atlanta

>>76763764
>>2006 he was backing up favre
also played through a broken foot

>>76763280
obsessed gay can't stop thinking about the giants

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>>76762270
nice animeme :)

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>only a few weeks until preseason
>only 2 months until actual football

oh thank god I have needed this

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>clowney isn't eli-

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>clowney is a bu-

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I have just now noticed that the burger in this commercial was CGI.

>>76764431
>>76764494

>#1 overall pick
>10.5 sacks in 3 years

He's a bust so far

>>76763462
Brady has literally never beaten Rodgers

>>76764921
>judging performance on sacks
>low football iq

>>76765240

Name me a good pass rusher who averages 3 sacks a year

>>76765337
>muh sacks
where was vic beasley in the super bowl?

>>76765423

He just got beat by a good OT, where was Clowney in the super bowl?

>>76765631
plays in a real conference not the babby nfc that has lost 3 straight owls

>>76765708

AFC South is the shittest division in the NFL by far

>>76765337
>>76765631
britbong, you don't know shit about football. You are just a sack babby who doesn't understand that it takes several players for these plays to happen.

>>76765752
>judging divisions based on records
>having this low of a football iq

If you went by that, the NFC south is even worse.

>>76765708
>babby nfc that has lost 3 straight owls
2 of those loses can be attributed to literal last-minute chokes opening the door for crazy comebacks/plays

>>76764431
so he's elite because he can beat a receiving TE?

lol you're stupid as shit

>>76766073
which are also known as losses

>>76765631
Vic Beasley sucks cocks bro

>edge rusher
>#1 overall pick
>averaging 3 sacks a year heading into your 4th season
>not a disappointment and a bust so far

But you are Texans fans so you do set yourselves a low bar. Going above 8-8 is considered a historic achievement for you guys.

>>76765752
AFC East would give it a run for shittiest division

>>76766324
yes, but those losses can be attributed to low-percentage chokes and comebacks. pats won by miracles both times.

my point is you can't use those owls as a basis for arguing the nfc is worst than the afc, not when in 2014 and 2016 the nfc team dominated for 75% of the game and only lost because of miracles

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>>76766451
>edge rusher
>#7 pick
>have to get moved to SAM because you suck so bad

Atlanta is a joke. I say we finish what General Sherman started

>>76766464

They have 5 rings last 20 years and the teams other than Pats aren't as shit as the Pats make them look. The "AFC East is shit" meme is the stalest one around.

>>76766348

I wouldn't know but he's very good at football

>>76766556
>37th ranked DE/OLB
>muh sacks

Lol no

>>76766532
>>76766619

I'd rather my edge rusher lead the NFL in sacks, make the pro bowl and be first team all-pro than win the PFF trophy

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>>76766719
Im sorry, did you say something sweetie?

>>76753009
>Watt

>>76766901
Watt is hands down the best player in the NFL

>>76766918
Nah

>>76766918
>hands down best player on the IR

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

>>76766924
Way to convince me with those hot opinions fagtron

top QB seasons of 2017

Rodgers (shared MVP) - 382/569 (67.1%), 4,711 yards (8.3y/a), 41 touchdowns* (7.2%*), 6 interceptions (1.1%*), 112.0 passer rating*.

Brees (shared MVP) - 421*/593 (71.0%*), 4,691 yards (7.9y/a), 37 touchdowns (6.2%), 11 interceptions (1.9%), 107.2 passer rating.

Brady (season ending injury week 13) - 279/413 (67.6%), 3,380 yards (8.2y/a), 29 touchdowns (7.0%), 5 interceptions (1.2%), 110.8 passer rating.

Luck - 396/611 (64.8%), 4,890 yards* (8y/a), 39 touchdowns (6.4%), 12 interceptions (2.0%), 102.5 passer rating.

Winston - 410/630 (65.1%), 4,799 yards (7.6y/a), 40 touchdowns (6.3%), 16 interceptions* (2.5%), 98.6 passer rating.

Derek Carr - 365/555 (65.6%), 4,301 yards (7.7y/a), 33 touchdowns (5.9%), 9 interceptions (1.6%), 102.2

*denotes league leader in statistic

>>76766951
Thanks

>>76766489
You can actually. That is an excellent basis, in fact. And "miracles" don't happen twice. Face it, the AFC is far superior. The 80s and 90s were an aberration, and the AFC has always dominated.

>>76759194
he likes to rebreathe CO2

>>76766918
You mean was

>>76766963
Pretty dumb

>>76766971
>two full fucking decades were an aberration

>>76767049
NFC won like 14 straight Super Bowls lmao.

>t-they didn't count!

>>76767001
JJ Watt just spent the NFL's version in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. He will be back stronger than before, and now will have help since Clowney stopped being a lazy tursd

>>76767065
nice fanfiction you autist

>>76767057
NFC teams are boring and gay

>>76767065
Get lost you cringeworthy subhuman

https://discord.gg/jgRD4qD

No oldgay, no pedos, funposting 24/7

Join the NFL server (=

>>76766543
The pats have five rings because of the afc east being shit. Guaranteed homefield advantage every single year

>>76746901
Oakland
13-3
Seasons in the Abyss - Slayer
Don't watch weeb shit

>>76766971
>you can actually
explain why then
>and "miracles" don't happen twice
so you're willing to act like a retard if it suits your argument? lol ok. by "miracles" i was obviously referring to events with a very low chance of occurring

that seahawks defense surrendering a late lead when they were up two td's was unheard of, not to mention butler's goal-line int after they decided to pass on second down, and before the latest owl no team had ever come back to win after being down 28-3 in the third quarter

these were unprecedented, very-low probability comebacks

>>76767115
>patriots win the bye
>always 1-2 losses in the division
>out of division win % is nearly the same as divisional

Casual go.

>>76767152
Bitch. It sont matter when the second best team in the AFC least is sub .500. Log out of 4chan and never post again. There is a discord for casuals like you

>>76767025
no you >:(

>>76767152
If the pats were in the nfc they wouldn't be nearly as fruitful.

>>76765631
>He just got beat by a good OT

LOL
O
L

Beasley wasn't even pass rushing, if your star pass rusher can't get around an injured Nate solder or Marcus Cannon who gave up 2 sacks to a fucking DT hes trash.

>>76767152
>>out of division win % is nearly the same as divisional
that's because the AFC hasn't been competitive for the last decade

you've 2-3 elite, top tier teams (pats, whatever team peyton is on and/or the steelers and/or some meme wildcard), while half the conference is trash

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Things underage casuals say

>Tom Brady is the GOAT
>Vic Beasley is a good player
>Clowney is a bust
>I play fantasy football
>Trey Mancini isnt when rookie of the year

>Colin Kaepernick is still unemployed

When did the league become so racist?

>BREAKING: Jason Avant signs with the Detroit Lions in what is being called a 1 year deal "laden with incentives"

>>76767317
>he doesn't play fantasy football
Are you too autistic to figure out the rules?

>>76767252
>Patriots beat 5 NFC teams in the owl
>y-youll lose heh

>>76767284
LE BASED NFC PARITY

Having a bunch of average teams doesn't make your division competitive, you faggots sure as fuck don't mention the 49ers and Cowboys coasting on an entire weak league.

>>76767336
Fantasy football is fucking cancer

>>76767353
***Having a bunch of average teams doesn't make your conference competitive

Meant to say

afc east is one of two divisions to have two 10+ win teams in the last two seasons

>BREAKING: the Jets, Bills, and Dolphins all sign Jason Avant to a 1 year deal "laden with incentives."

Why is oldbay such a retard?

Beasley is an elite pass rusher. The ravens are a shitfest with no offensive talent, no front 7, an overrated Mosley and an average secondary.

6-10 at best

>>76746901

Jags
8-8
Pulse Ultra - Build Your Cages
Asuka

>>76767581
Old Bay is known as a "memer" and should not be taken seriously.

See also: Tiki.

Patriots win the owl

>>76767581
>37th ranked DE/OLB

Beasley a shit

>>76767666
Checked

>>76767145
you realize the patriots had to score those 14 points? they had to score on their own? They have agency.

Face it, the NFC will always be the little brother, just like the bucs will always be the 3rd daughter that a disappointed father pretends is a son

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>>76741771

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>>76767666

>>76767739
>That boy ain't right.

>>76767666
Patriots win 2 more owls

>>76767666
SIX! SIX SIX! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
HELL AND FIRE IS GOING TO BE RELEASED

>>76767890
*wicked bass solo*

>>76767353
>having a bunch of average teams doesn't make your division competitive
it objectively does though you idiot

are you seriously telling me that beating up on the shit teams that comprise half of the afc is more impressive than beating up on average teams?

>>76767717
>you realize the patriors had to score those 14 points?
you realize that has nothing to do with what i said, nor what i've been saying? i never said the patriots lacked agency. i said the outcome of 2014 and 2016's owls can be attributed to two things: great teams choking, and great teams coming back.

the seahawks and the falcons choked, and the patriots led a comeback. i never discounted what the patriots did. in fact i gave them credit for their accomplishments, saying both comebacks were unprecedented

my argument this entire time is that unprecedented, miracle comebacks and chokes is no basis for saying afc > nfc

>>76767890
>>76767910
you people are embarrassing

>>76768070
>the best team in the NFC choking against the best team in the AFC is no basis for afc>nfc
Damn you really are as retarded as people say

Imagine being so heterosexual and respectful of women that you refuse to put your hand on them -- even during a photoshoot.

Aaron Rodgers is to be admired.

>>76767336
Hate to agree with Fagbay but he's right, fantasy brought all the cancer in football.

>MY RB HAD 500 GAJILLION FP IN THIS GAME SO HE'S THE GOAT
>OFFENSIVE LINE? LOL JUST SOME IRRELEVANT FATTYS
>DEFENSE? NEVER HEARD OF IT

Fantasy football is the reason why there are retards out there who unironically believe Blake Bortles is a good QB.

>>76768158
>football is the reason why there are retards out there who unironically believe Blake Bortles is a good QB.

No one legitimately thinks that... right?

>>76768104
MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU STUPID?

YES THE SEAHAWKS AND THE FALCONS CHOKED. WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT CHOKES DON'T RELIABLY HAPPEN, ESPECIALLY NOT CHOKES LIKE WE SAW IN 2014 AND 2016. THOSE CHOKES WERE FREAK FUCKING INCIDENTS, AND WITHOUT THEM THE NFC WOULD HAVE WON IN 2014 AND 2016 IN DOMINATING FASHION.

I'M GIVING YOU ONE MORE CHANCE TO PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT A MOTHERFUCKING MONGOLOID RETARD

>>76768211
Calm down NEET autist, teams choke all the fucking time.

>>76768211
dude caps lock lmao

shoo shoo pedo

>>76768200
Go back to 2015 when there were people here assuming he's elite because he generated them fantasy points in garbage time.

>>76768287
ironically I had Bortles that year and that's how I knew he was so shit

I monitor my score while watching the jets lose and every 4th quarter while the jags were 2-3 scores behind bortles would rack up the fantasy garbage.

>>76768250
teams don't choke all the time though you fucking idiot. chokes happening all the time defeats the fundamental premise and weight of the word

you are fucking stupid as shit

>>76768200
Fantasy football nerds

>>76768158
Fuck you. Stop memeing and listen to what i'm saying, im always right and am unironically the smartest poster on here

>>76768331
Stfu Crabs, you thought Devin Smith was good you dont know shit

>>76768409
I mean if devin smith didn't tear his acl twice and break his ribs I think he could have been a little better yeah

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>>76768380
>Always right
>Smartest poster here

>>76768458
>Stanford RBs

McLafferty will bust. Book it.

>>76768458
What a shitty fucking crop, what is this even supposed to prove, that you are a retard who cant use a computer?

>>76768380
I don't listen to non-whites like you.

>>76768583
My Grandmom was fresh off the boat Irish, I'm the whitest person on her you dumb fuck

>>76768631
>anyone east of the Mississippi
>white
lolno. Especially the """white""" southerners who all carry negro blood in them.

>>76764596

Da fuck?

>>76756455
He'll be called up literally the day >we are formally eliminated from the Wild Card

>>76764596
the heavily doctored product in the CGI is probably too expensive to have several on hand for re-shoots, and also not very pleasant to eat since they use paint and other weird shit to get it to look "just right"

>>76768654
Holy cow, your stupid

>>76768855
t. Jamal

>>76768631

> Irish
> White

Oh lmao

>>76768889
Are you seriously suggesting Irish people arent white or is this some stupid euro meme

Matt Ryan will be the best QB in the league by the end of 2017

>BREAKING: Jason Avant cream pied OldGay's mom in a 1 year deal laden with incentives

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>>76769354

>>76769285

but he still won't have any rings man

>>76769419
Dan Marino didn't have any rings and he's the best QB in NFL history

>>76769354
Quality post

>>76769441
I have him ranked 7th

>>76769441

>he's the best QB in NFL history

no that's tom brady

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>>76741195
>>76766940

>>76769441
>Tony Romo didn't have any rings and he's the best QB in NFL history

>>76769552
Youngfag detected. Norm Van Brocklin >>>>> Tim Bradley

Will you guys be watching preseason?

>>76769961
No, I refuse to watch any football after months of not watching it.

>>76767372
Is it because of how boring the Ravens offense is outside of Tucker?
>your best offensive weapon is a fucking kicker
KEK

>ynr the Ravens wasted a first round pick on Stone Hands Mcfastnigger

>>76769961
yes and college as soon as it starts

https://discord.gg/G5WkePb

>>76769961

yeah I want to see how the new guys do.

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https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/06/25/tom-brady-japan-throwing-contest-little-girl-video

>Tom Brady btfo a little Japanese girl in throwing contest

>>76767252
Bill Belichick vs:
NFC East 11-4
South 13-4
North 14-5
West 11-4

Really made me think.

>>76770212
>wasted

Perriman is an elite deep threat you ignorant slut

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what other divisions fit this webm?

>>76770576
A deep threat that can't catch

>>76756455
www.ibtimes.com/mets-promote-tim-tebow-bringing-his-mlb-dream-closer-2557207

>>76770559
*

>>76770612
NFC South 2014

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>>76767666

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What QB and Defense are you guys hunting for upcoming fantasy?

>>76771041
Stafford/Winston/Mariota/Cousins
Houston/KC

>>76771041
I like Dalton later cause of his weapons

>>76771041
F A M O U S
j a m e i s

Does anyone know how to get the musty smell out of jerseys?

I found a Kerry Collins jersey from 1995 that I really like, but the problem I find with old jerseys I buy off eBay is that they're usually dirty as fuck and the smell of someone's closet or attic doesn't come out even after you put it in the laundry.

>>76746901
Pats
14-2
David Bowie "Heroes"
none, all the Eva girls are crazy

>>76773189
Soak it in tomato juice. Oh wait, I think that's for skunks.

>>76773189

>tfw no Kerry Collins jersey to get shitface drunk and call people niggers in

>>76767666
Hail Satan

>>76742116
Where Dak Prescott senpai?

>>76774167
CFL

>>76771041
>has chiefs d/st
>keeps tyreek on the bench
Missing out on double downing them kick/punt return points mang

>>76768344
Don't you have some FBI officers to be running from? Will you ever learn that you're the chucklefuel of these generals? The answers to these questions and more on the next episode of (fill in the blank).

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>yfw you remember ravenfags saying Matt Elam > Ed Reed and Arthur Brown > Ray Lewis

>>76774251
>tfw you remember people justifying Flacco's dogshit contract

>>76774187
No he's not you dummy. He plays for the Cowboys you nitwit.

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>>76746901
stains
7-9
ayreon
asuka, pic related

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Hello?

>>76742116
>Tom Brady not number 1

Shit list.

>>76774765
He might manage to throw one pick before his knee explodes, ending his meme career. Is that seriously #1 worthy in your tiny mind?

>>76742116
>implying Brady won't still be playing at age 44
>implying the butthurt over NFL teams getting blown out by a 44 year old QB won't be GOAT

>>76768211
>IF WE DIDN'T LOSE WE'D HAVE WON

Sound logic.

>>76774611
that looks photoshopped

>>76767086
T trip, that post>>76770612
NFC north last season

>>76774533
>flabsuka
Go back to /asp/

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>>76746901
Loins
6-10
Black Moth Super Rainbow
>implying

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>>76746901

>seahawks
>9-7
>cigarette-daydream
>literally who

Just fiddling with some numbers

Top Winning Percentages 1950-Present of All Quarterbacks with a minimum of 80 starts

1. Daryle Lamonica- 78.41%
2. Tom Brady- 77.87%
3. Roger Staubach- 74.56%
4. Joe Montana- 71.34%
5. Russell Wilson- 70.63%
6. Peyton Manning- 70.19%
7. Jim McMahon- 69.07%
8. Terry Bradshaw- 67.72%
9. Danny White- 67.39%
10. Frank Ryan- 67.24%
11. Ben Roethlisberger 67.21%
12. Aaron Rodgers- 66.67%
13. Ken Stabler- 66.10%
14. Steve Young- 65.73%

>>76775665
Is Jim McMahon, dare I say, elite?

>>76775693
He Played on teams with some absurdly good defenses but still a fucking 25 game win streak as a starter is very impressive

>>76770393
>According to an onlooker, he overheard Tom whisper,"That's what you get for testing the greatest, you little zipperhead"

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Rate my throwback collection

>Just bought Warren Moon and Joe Klecko this past weekend

>>76775693

McMahon was a better version of Jay Cutler/Jeff George.

I think there was a story about how he threw a touchdown to Willie Gault on a play that was supposed to be a run and Ditka was furious with him and asked why he threw, and his response was something to the effect of "Because he was open, DUH"

>>76776352
Wasn't that in the 30 for 30?

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>>76776378

I think so.

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What will /nfl/ reaction be when the Cowboys
>win the division
>win a playoff game
>reach the NFCCG
>reach the Superbowl

Also how likely is it Dak wins the MVP?