Game starts in about one bong and 13 bings.
Italy XI: Donnarumma - Conti , Caldara , Rugani , Barreca - Gagliardini , Pellegrini - Chiesa , Benassi - D. Berardi , Bernardeschi
Germany XI: Pollersbeck - Toljan , Stark , Kempf , Gerhardt - Arnold,Dahoud - Weiser , M. Meyer , Gnabry - Selke
Pretty much safe victory for Germany but Italy could still advance if they win this with 4 goals difference!
>>76739759
Hey Germany, why do all your tourists do this? Is it your way to torture us?
>>76739759
pls germany beat us and humiliate these meme youngsters, a good defeat could bring them back to earth and be beneficial for their development.
>>76739807
yes
>>76739811
redpill me on the piccola squadra azzura
>>76739874
bunch of unproven youngsters feeling like they're hot shit.
cazz ngul coddio
>>76739759
>Conti, Chiesa and Berardi (although as false nine I believe) on the same sort of side
how to gift an entire flank to ze germans: the tactics
who's gonna defend there? Fracazzo from Velletri
>tfw italy are germanys germany
you dont know how lucky you are marios, its hard for me to comprehend germany has its own germany
>>76739807
seeing our feet would be more of a torture
how many more goals is this spoiled brat going to let in tonight?
>>76739759
No, by 3 goals.
>>76739807
>he's a footfag
Romans were the true Barbarians.
Slovakia made this all boring.
Are Germany through no matter what the result?
And Italy gotta win by 3 to qualify?
>>76739807
it's funny because this is a stereotype for eastern germans here
but desu, i've never seen anyone under 60 wear this
how can you not qualify with berardi and bernadeshi. some italian said they were the 2 of the 10 best forwards in the world
>>76739807
its a rebellious anti fashion punk statement. they like that it offends you, counter culture if you will
kinda cool if you think about it
>>76740640
nah, we can still get BTFO if we lose by more than one goal today
>>76740659
>some italian said they were the 2 of the 10 best forwards in the world
protip: never trust Interfags and their opinions on football, Berardi and Berardeschi are both selfish one trick ponies
/Pischelletti dark/, did you download Twins?
Costacuss spotted
>>76739807
there is literally nothing wrong with wearing sandals
how long till kickoff
>Shitaly can no longer play like cheating scum and foul or act their way to victory
Based VAR BTFOIng Italy, Iberia and all spics in Middle and South America
>>76740732
is this sensible world of soccer??
>>76740737
5 bings
>>76740737
5 bings
>>76740732
pagliuca
costacursa
cannavro
nesta
?
albertini?
maldini
?
di baggio
del piero
vieri
>>76740749
i think an old PES
i fucking DESPISE how emotionless germans are
i'm so fucking sick of your people
>>76740732
>those faces for the form
I miss when football games tried to be fun
>>76740749
no
>>76740742
Hey, I dislike loudmouthed manlets as much as anyone, but kindly fuck off to /a/.
>>76740762
nobody cares, tyrone
>>76740762
emotions are for FAGS
>>76740761
Di Biagio (the current coach)
Dino Baggio
>>76740761
Di Bialio = Di Biagio, which is the current u21 NT manager mortacci sua
Di Rebio = Di Livio
Remember when Marchisio said "schiava di roma ladrona"?
Did schumacher just win a race?
How badly did Arsenal fuck up with Gnabry?
>the republic of the italian players' tone deafness
>>76740613
Need 4. Slovakia has GD +3 (6/3) & Italy GD 0 (3/3)
>this singing
Didn't know ligeti did an arrangement of the anthem.
>>76740773
I'm not from /a/, sorry kiddo
>>76740773
>>76740742
it blows my mind that german weebs exist
just seems like something a german would ever be. like it goes against everything germany and germans stand for
I believe that we can win
I also hope the /pol/ guy doesn't show up today
i'm a fratello d'italia desu
great country, great language
shame about the corruption tho
>>76740788
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Schumacher
nah
that was some spirit by the italians. hope they will not play like that
>>76740795
>tfw i sing perfectly in my room but as soon as I have to sing outside loudly my tone goes to shit
>>76740742
Life finds a way and so will we.
>>76740806
let's hope he took all his pills today, so that he doesn't shit the thread
>>76740806
>>76740822
The same /pol/ schizzetto from Niuchan or another one?
>anime posters
Just kys lads
>>76740630
>Portugal trying to overcome Slovakia's goal difference
>slovakian ref in Portugal's match
>>76740819
>iori
>not the WOAT
Up there with kirino for worst modern anime character
>>76740805
Germans are the eternal weebs
I think one of the first ones was actually German
> Carl Peter Thunberg and Philipp Franz von Siebold helped introduce Japanese flora, artworks, and other objects to Europe which spiked interest.
>>76740805
Germany and Japan have a long history of friendship.
I used to live in Japan and everyone there, especially older people, fucking loved me just for being German. It was almost surreal. Once I had some grandpa do a hitler salute to me at comiket
>>76740830
>>76740809
The mafia is actually good for Southern Italy's economy I heard
The region would collapse without the mafia.
>>76740829
The one obsessed with Jews
Tv is awful tonight so I'm watching this
I expect some goals and memes
Is this tournament using VAR?
>>76740841
>Carl Peter Thunberg
you mean Karl petter Thoernberg, the swedish furry
>>76740829
probably different knobheads
>>76740835
Holy shit. What the fuck EUFA?
>>76740853
>Is this tournament using VAR?
no, only FIFA tournaments do for now
>>76740838
I dislike Yukiho more, she's the worst imas for me. But them, I am an anime only pleb/
>>76740805
There are Russians and Poles with swastika and Hitler tattoos. People will always find ways to fuck with your expectations.
Southern Italy is poor but the women are so fucking hot and the beaches are godlike
>i rate zidane
>>76740853
UEFA is even worse than FIFA so no.
chiesa = god
>>76740797
Doesn't matter they would be first of their group if they win by 3.
>>76740868
thats because slavs somehow fooled themselves into thinking they were white.
or someone else fooled them, but i wont speculate on who
>>76740864
>>76740877
wait, does that mean champions league won't be using VAR either next season??
>real madrid's 3rd title in a row confirmed
>>76740873
It's poor only because of the north. If you understand Italian, this is a very educational song on the topic https://anonymizer.info/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-yL7oF8xyU
why do italians have argentinian names? federico, enrico, etc
anyone got an English commentary stream link?
lads????
>>76740895
http://ripple.is/football/478-italy-u21-vs-germany-u21
>>76740893
Of course, I am Triestini
>Weiser
>>76740892
Pretty much.
>>76740894
argentines have italian names t broscience out my ass
>>76740894
for the same reason Brits have American names
Why do people rate the blonde lichsteiner
>WRONG OFFSIDE
>IT WAS ONSIDE
>VAR WOULD HAVE FIXED THIS
BASED SHITALY CHEATING AGAIN!
>>76740911
the day the hertha fanbase in /bundes/ dropped to 0%
>no VAR
shit tournament desu
>>76740911
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>76740911
k this guy goes on my eternal cunt list
>>76740904
legend
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BOOOOOOOOOO
REFBALL
VAR fans btfo
Evil wins again
>>76740893
you sound like a black guy in the US
North Italians have the highest IQ in Europe and South Italians the lowest
with these differences you get economic differences as if the people are the same but on part has communism and the other one regular Western capitalism
>Gerhardt
wtf, that's my coaches name
why do Germans steal our names?
C A L C I O P O L I
Thanks UEFA.
Please post Italian qt's
fuckin nice watchin top level football teams with the lads on spee
GIVE US VAR
STOP THIS MADNESS
>>76740938
My post was a joke. Try to have some faith in people instead of thinking they are all dumb
>its not offside because he missed it!
Retards
>>76740953
still glad I posted it
an egalitarianist might browse this thread
>>76740868
>Poles
You will maybe find 10 (out of 38 million), if even, idiots in Poland who have a swastika tattoo.
And they would get the shit beaten out of them by far-right extremists who hate Germans almost as much as they hate Russians.
t. Pole
>>76740938
If you go to Padova, Bologna, Verona, you can find half the city is filled with Southern Italians anyway, and the University students from Calabria are no different than the locals
>>76740958
watch spanish/brazillian football
watch mourinhos man u
how do i stop being a mouthbreather?
Even as a Freiburg supporter i think he's a bit shit but he is mein Kempf.
>>76740977
Have sex
KEMPFEN UND SIEGEN
>>76740958
you can't, not even italians can stop
how many u21 players are in the confed cup for germany?
>>76740977
stop breathing. now think about every breath. suck it up then exhale it yourself
you are now breathing manually
is gnabry munchens granade?
>>76740965
Because veneti are terroni as well, and Bologna's locals are no more, there are only students and immigrants.
Any update on the definition of granate to me situation?
>north italians, south italians and sardinians all share the same country
literally why?
they have nothing to do with each other
>>76740947
What do I win?
>>76740938
>North Italians have the highest IQ in Europe and South Italians the lowest
That's not true
T. Veneto
>>76741004
Germans weren't really the same people either but some faggot still decided to unite the whole thing and now people make fun of us for doing it so late.
In Italy its worse though because the some are smarter than others.
most of our players look tired af already
>>76741004
>southern italians are basically greek jews
>sardinians have barely anything to do with the rest of europeans
really makes you think
>cunti
LEL
>>76741004
>>76741019
South italians are ashkenazi? Aren't they supposed to have the highest IQ on average?
>>76741004
Uhm, it's almost like countries are arbitrary and decided on a map.
>our aufbauspiel
15mins in 0-0 and ger pressuring. italy needs 3 goals...
>>76741025
>some faggot
Otto von Bismarck, the person you referred to as a "faggot" was Otto von Bismarck
>>76741004
>literally why?
they wanted to look like a boot on the map
>>76741043
the greek DNA ruins them I guess
>arnold is 23
kek, I though he was like 30
>>76741060
>german education
you have no idea where Sardinia is, do you?
>>76741060
still doesn't explain sardinia
should be independent desu
donnaruma plays like shit since that incident. the mistake started when the fat greasy raiola snatched him.
>>76741043
Ashkenazi are nurtured to be smart
>>76741103
next to the anchovinia
good chance italy ooh
The sheer amount of times Turkey players are going to the ground is disgusting.
>>76741116
Biased narrative, he already made mistakes before.
>>76741103
having islands is good
ports, refuge, tourism etc.
>>76741004
According to this, the British, Irish and Orcadians are the most European people in the world....
Don't let them see this, they will be smug as fuck about it.
>>76741117
I'm myself half south italian and have a really high IQ. You north italians are just jealous.
these german immigrants are violent..
dahoud is arab as shit
>>76741144
>>76739759
>4 goals
5-3 = 2
0+3 = 3
https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/fourfourtwos-50-best-football-managers-world-2017-no1-antonio-conte
>50 best managers in the world
>italian at 1 as usual
why are italians so good at managing?
>>76741149
>>>r/iamverysmart
>>76741116
He's not world class as much as he wants the world to believe that.
>>76741149
Truth is, the smart southern Italians emigrate
>>76741144
im smug but then i see the guy thinks irish are human, so he must be an idiot
>>76739807
why does it anger me when people do this?
so if germoney wins we are through right?
>>76741144
they were the furthest away from Mongols, Turks, Arabs and Africans and therefore their (back then) migration and invasions
HOWEVER
Icelanders must be the most European people then
>>76741144
well no shit
the celts were the ones who mostly defined "europeanness"
the more celtic blood you have, the more european you are basically
brits and irish have the highest concentration of that (also due to island inbreeding)
>denmark winning
happening
Germans are such cheaters
FUCK
>>76741193
Italy needs to win by 3 goals.
>>76741164
culture of calcio
>>76741164
Why does he deserve #1 spot is my question. EPL top teams bottled so hard and Chelsea with no champions league. Zidane should be top.
>people claiming the 1-0 was on side
Are you baing memers or do you just not know the rules?
Berardi is shit.
>>76741209
what? Italy needs to win by 3 goals for us to advance?
>>76741209
Not with Denmark winning, now we need only to win/
>>76741002
okay where do I find real good Italians?
>>76741209
By one goal if Denmark don't lose.
>>76741209
that's not true
Italy passes if:
- Italy wins against Germany and Czech rep. doesn't win
-Italy wins 3-1 against Germany
>>76741169
turned 18 in feb and playing starter at ac milan.. sure lad
>>76741157
>farage
sounds suspiciously french desu....
>>76741216
Mario, hör auf hier zu posten und mach mir meine pizza fertig
Ab auf den Roller mit dir
>>76741223
Basically, if Italy don't win, you are through.
And if Italy win by three or more, you are also through.
>>76741242
part Hugenott, 1/8 German
Football seriously needs harsher rules against tactical fouls
>>76741250
Why are you talking shit, Özgun? Just accept Italy as the superior country.
>tfw gf from Cagliari
they really look and act so different, it's like an Alien race there
literally what the fuck is selke's job?
>>76741258
>>76741238
Pretty sure only the best 2nd goes throug. So, no.
>>76741265
Yellow card is a fair price to pay, as long as the ref actually gives it.
>>76741164
>train defensive drills all day long
>park bus and counter
>win because other teams want to attack
italian coaching is such a fucking fraud
it takes almost no skill to form a defensive line compared to a good attack
lmao
Based
>>76741277
Being shit.
Same thing he did at Leipzig.
How is he playing over Amiri?
>Shitalian scum at it ONCE again
As usual
They just can't control their brute monkey genes
>>76741265
this. if the guy thinks the punishment is worth it, its not a good punishment
its like if you stole 1000 dollarydoos and got fined 500
MY FUCKING SIDES
CHIMP OUT
Ahahah Germans are such scum
berardi lol
>>76741277
quoten neger
>>76741286
>defending is easy
>>76741273
so nothing should stop you from moving back there, Antonio
well, almost nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfIkiny_O14
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kek
wtf is going on
CHIMPOUT HAHAHAHAHAH
>>76741280
Head-to-head goes before GD.
ITALIA
ITALIA
ITALIA
>>76741312
enjoy second place, Ali
the chimp out lmao
This is embarrassing lel
>>76741301
>>76741296
who do i trust?
>>76741301
>Italian cunt starts by tackling German guy into the net
>somehow Germans are the scum
Italy. Not even once.
>>76741298
>mfw a corporation steals 16 billion dollars and gets fined 20 million
ha ha they sure learned their lesson!
>be so mad you get scored on you chimp out
Lmao krauts are pathetic
lol at germany on that goal. KEK
>>76741326
Both desu
>>76741311
it is, defenders are all borderline retarded lanklets with no skill on the ball
>(((((new germans)))))) chimping out
Not surprising at all
Italy currently first
Germany best second
>dahoud
back to aleppo mahmoud
Divemany "fans" on suicide watch
>>76741329
Actually. Italians being little shit all the way
>>76741329
>Guy wants to get the ball to start ASAP
>German faggot obstruction
Lol kys
"""""""""""""""""""""""germans"""""""""""""""""""""""""" chimping out after blocking the italian player from grabbing the ball
typical dirty kraut/african savages
>>76741352
Are you aware that you started it?
i missed the chimpout
someone post webm
>shitalian guys start tackling german players because they are literally blind of joy
>this somehow is our fault
never trusted italy since 1945 tßh
>>76741320
What the fuck happen if Italy and Czech Republic win then?
>Germans crying because WAAHHHH PLAYER GOT PUSHED WAAAA
>>76741329
>he hit my team mate! Now I can go tackle him expecting no consequences, since referee will do nothing to me
Turkey, not even once
>>76741277
he has the most swag in the squad
Germany is so mixed with niggers they now have their subhuman genes lmoa
why are these germans such divers? the kraut shouldnt play dirty
>>76741390
are you an actual italian or just some butthurt turk?
>>76741384
head to head between the three
Then Italy need to win 3-1 or higher.
>>76741307
Toljan.jpg
>>76741391
Lmao, Arnold was literally just standing there and he ran into him
I'm a manlet with no sense of morality, honor, cheat whenever possible and am an all around sleazy guy that you wouldn't want to have as your neighbour or see lounging around in the street.
Should I move to Italy to fit in?
this german team is already half dirty nigger and it shows from their actions
>>76741320
Mad that if you'd go back they would force you to ship Africans to Europe since it's their new hobby now?
>>76741398
millennial germans arent real germans now they are either gotze level pussies or nigs/turks
>>76741395
>t. mario balotelli
>>76741429
gotze isnt pussy
he tubby
>>76741416
You should stay where you are, you fit in perfectly.
Bonus points if you're brown.
>>76741426
Not mad at all supporting the best country on earth.
>>76741420
t. 56%
brown peoples stick together i see
Germany aren't being very physical. Italy look hungry
>>76741437
Add Turks and you double our number nigger
>>76741416
How triggered is this lad
>>76741395
>this level of irony
>>76741416
no Mehmet, move back to Turkey
>>76741437
Lmao retard look at the teams
>>76741416
yes
>>76741444
>literally seething pizza delivery toni
>>76741415
Yes, the italian player deserved the yellow card. Like the german that made him fall afterward since it's not eye for an eye
>>76741447
hungry like gotze
>>76741437
im impressed at the sheer magnitude of niggers portugal managed to ship to brazil
At least we can all agree that the Czech >Republic should lose.
>>76741450
add sicilians to that and you double our number nigger
next World Cup I will call the pizza delivery guy so he can't watch the game. Having an authentic italian pizza place is good
>>76741459
pizza that gotze would order
>>76741459
>seething
1st place, kebab boy
>>76741465
Fat shaming is very rude.
>>76741466
brazilians like to fuck a lot
Herr Himmler rolling in his grave looking at this german team
>>76741463
Like I said, Italian ran into him and fell over. I laughed when I saw him fall and look at the ref
>>76741463
Obviously both deserve a card, no one is arguing that.
But fact is, Italy started it. The German tackle 5 seconds later was just revenge.
So if anyone is scum it's Italy for starting it.
I hope we score more so the German roaches get cucked
>germany will never hate you like they hate italy
feels bad man
we just wanted to play good football italy. your fault for turning this into a mma tournament.
>>76741481
>>76741487
are you gotze???
>>76741481
Hope he spits on it desu.
>>76741437
>image
>>76741504
italy is the greatest country in the world of sports for cucking germany so hard, while we bros cucked them on the battlefield
>>76741481
>tfw calling 10 italian pizza places at just the right time so they miss their NT playing
Haha BTFO
>>76741524
gotze please stop ordering pizza
>>76741533
Hearty kek
sexy play from italy
>>76741504
we don't really hate italy IRL desu, I would even say we like them overally
it's just internet banter
we also don't hate brits btw and we're mildly amused at your dislike and obsession for us
the..power..of...italy...
Where is the slovak ref when you need him
>>76741504
You have to keep fueling the hate every year but I'm afraid it will soon be gone since our politicians are German loyals. I miss Berlusconi calling Merkel an unfuckable fat ass
why are euros so hateful
>>76741562
delet
>>76741524
is this traditional italian pizza?
>>76741553
who do you hate most? france?
>>76741553
this
>>76741562
lel
>>76741566
history
its not just a class at school
>>76741562
Don't make me remember that asshole
>>76741566
Everyone being petty as fuck about historical shit that happened long ago and doesn't actually matter anymore.
We're going to choke
I only hate Turks 2bh
actually, Muslims in general (except for Iranians, I have neutral feelings towards them)
>>76741553
Speak for yourself, Italy is our biggest enemy when it comes to football.
They always cheat and play like disgusting scum.
thankfully VAR will soon end that.
Italy is finished. Oggi in figura, domani in sepoltura
>>76741578
Delet this NOW
great match
great thread
>>76741562
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
GIVE ME A FUCKING STREAM PLS
>>76741553
I like italy. dont really like brits tho
>>76741596
fuck off you dirty fucking krautnigger
>1)1954 World Cup - Hungary's team captain Ferenc Puskás, considered by many as the best player in the world in that time, was injured by German defender Werner Liebrich, Germany wins WC. 1 week earlier, Hungary had beaten Germany 8-3 and a doping scandal ensued after half the German team developed jaundice.
>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme. German Ref Rudolf Kreitlein officiated in the England vs Argentina QF, and English ref Jim Finney officiated in the Germany vs Uruguay QF. Both European sides were severe underdogs. In the Germany vs Uruguay game, the referee (who was Jim Finney, from England) had not recognised a handball by Schnellinger on the goal line and then had sent off two players from Uruguay: Horacio Troche and Héctor Silva. Germany later met England in the World Cup Final.
>3) 1970 - German's food poison English goalkeeper Gordon Banks. Germany ends up beating England in extra time.
>4) 1974 - Carlos Caszely of Chile became the first player in world cup history to be sent off with a red card in a group match against West Germany.
>5) 1974 - Bernd Hölzenbein of West Germany dives for a penalty after being down against Holland. Germany wins WC. Joao Havelange, who was FIFA President from 1974 until 1999 later states the world cup was rigged for Germany (host) to win.
>6)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the German's disgusting faggotry.
good half boys. italys attacks are better quality than germonies. also fuck that halfnig striker for trying to hurt gagliardini
>>76741587
SHE'S A MANIAC MANIAC MANIAC...
>>76741596
this. the blue diving menace must be stopped at every opportunity. it is our grand duty to defeat them when they're vulnerable. failure to do so will give them the title
>>76741587
happened so long ago desu doesn't remotely impact modern day euros
>>76741591
Try to grow with your grandfather telling you how germans tried to murder him while he was serving in Greece and he managed to survive by escaping and pass all balcans by foot and not resenting them
>>76741596
>7) 1982 - German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth. The ref doesn't even award Schumacher a yellow card. Germany ends up beating France in penalties
>8) 1986- West Germany and Mexico draw 0–0 after extra time after 2 Mexico goals are disallwed. Germany wins in penalties.
>9) 1990- Germany player Rudi Völler taunts Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard to cause an altercation and get Rijkaard ejected from the game. Germany beats Holland.
>10) 1990- Germany dives untouched vs Czechoslovakia in the semi-final, the penalty secured a 1-0 win.
>11) 1990- Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon with red cards during the match in what was deemed the worst final in history.
>12)1994- Germany dives against Bulgaria to salvage a quarterinal defeat with a penalty but Bulgaria holds on to see the Germans off 2-1
>13) 2002- German handballs not called against them in a match against USA. Germany ends up winning 1-0
>14) 2006- German player Miroslav Klose shatters Argentine Goalkeeper Roberto Abbondanzieri's ribs. Abbondanzieri is carted off. Germany scores on backup keeper Leonardo Franco to draw 1-1 and proceeds to win in penalties
>15) 2010- Germany cheats against England, disallowing a clear goal which would've leveled the score and changed the momentum of the game. Alas the goal is not recognized and Germany proceeds to beat England on counterattacks 4-1.
>2014: Argentine Forward Gonzalo Higuain is violently kneed in the chin, an impact that can actually kill a person thanks to the tremors sent up to the brain [that is the reason any time it happens in UFC/MMA the guy is usually knocked out cold and the fight is stopped]. German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer does not receive a warning. Germany wins in Extra time.
>>76741578
>france
nah, not anymore
I think it depends who you ask.
Right-wing Germans hate Turks and Muslims the most, left-wing Germans probably dislike Russians right now (which is historically ironic)
>>76741640
>germans
Nazis you mean?
>>76741594
Why?
>German commentator making fun of Gijon
scum
>>76741621
>>76741642
>this obsessed amerishart
>>76741637
>not doing it for the bantz
>this is considered under 21 in europe
>>76741621
>Gordon Banks ate some real food for the first time after a life of nothing but fish and chips
>gets sick
>blame Germany
>>76741621
>>76741642
WEW LAD
>>76741659
why what?
off down the corner shop
anyone want owt?
>>76741668
irish desu
>>76741621
>>76741642
>getting destroyed by weaponized american autism
>>76741687
freddo frog m8
heres 10p
>>76741687
Diet Pepsi, thanks.
>evacuating buolding complexes just because one burnt down
reactionism at its finest
it's almost Germany-like
bravo, England
>>76741651
>left-wing Germans hate Germans
ftfy
Do Italian football players train how to act, fall and dive or is it natural and in their blood?
>>76741687
soom boiled cow blood please
>>76741642
>German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth.
Holy shit, did he get radiated?
Most people in Germany, in terms of football, most likely hate Italy the most. They get everyone seething every time, followed by the Netherlands. Though the Netherlands don't make most people mad, it's just a rivalry that most people would like to be won. I suppose most people don't want to lose to England either.
Everything else doesn't matter, obviously there's other strong European teams that are interesting matches and have everyone anxious like Spain and France. Outside of Europe there's only really Argentina.
Politically, right now it's Muslims for right wingers and teenagers, Turkey, USA and Russia for everyone else (obviously this doesn't mean everyone, and not a lot of people even care, they just have a negative disposition towards those countries if you were to ask them.
I don't know about the UK.
>>76741642
>Germany proceeds to beat England on counterattacks 4-1
Counterattacks are now seen as invalid and anyone who does it is a cheat.
4-1 dude. Not 2-1 or 3-1 where a goal would have mattered. 4-1.
>>76741687
a-a scratch ticket p-please
>>76741717
Germans were diving all over the shop in the first half
>>76741717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcCw9RHI5mc
>>76741562
GOL DI GROSSO
>>76741711
May is literally insane.
>>76741724
>4-1 dude. Not 2-1 or 3-1 where a goal would have mattered. 4-1.
Yeah, and if the goal stands it's 2-2 before half time.
Completely different game.
>>76741700
Italy is the greatest
Is he the Italo-German who shitposts ITT?
>>76741656
Yes, nazis were germans. After our faggot king decided to forfeit the war he didn't gave a fuck on the soldiers and said on national radio "btw we leave the Axis, we are now sided with Usa" without telling the generals abroad. Germany caught wind of it and decided to slaughter all the italian soldiers that didn't know shit and my grandpa was one of them
>>76741687
whatever stout you find mate
>>76741723
Netherlands is just a fun bantz rivalry with everyone laughing.
Italy is actual contempt.
>>76741566
hate is the strongest feeling white people have. its the intense, bitter hatred they have for each other that caused europeans to progress faster than anyone else. they kept needing better ways to kill each other and protect themselves that they developed technical skills faster than the rest of the planet. eventually they stopped turning their weapons on each other long enough that they were able to carve up the rest of the world who weren't nearly as prepared to stop them.
>>76741736
GOL DI GROSSO
GOL DI GROSSO
GOL DI GROSSOOOOO
>tfw you will never be so happy again in your entire life
>>76741746
delet
<3u germany 2nd greatest country after italy
>>76741011
I always thought she kinda cute in a dorky way.
>>76741748
https://youtu.be/QgXT7xA3B04
OFFICIAL THRAD ANTHEM FOR OUR ITALIAN BROS
>>76741755
whats up with england? its a way saltier rivalry desu
would you rather fuck theresa may or angela merkel
>>76741750
Sorry your grandpa died to a miscommunication, but I hope you can understand the decision.
>>76741621
Nimm deine Pillen, Rüdiger.
>>76741750
Sounds like he was angry at the wrong people. Nazis were just killing the traitors from their point of view. Sorry to break it for you, but nazis weren't "evil". Just following orders like your grandfather.
>>76741774
I'm 100% honest when I say that I don't give a shit about matches against England
>>76741746
I like him desu
he's better to look at than the ugly bitch that did the news there before him (gundula gausel or whatever)
no homo of course
donnarumma kinda looks like yung hurn desu
>>76741774
Don't really care all that much about England. It's always fun, like vs Netherlands fun.
Not hate like with Italy
>>76741748
Does anyone have the webm of when Italy did this to Slovakia in 2010?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQFuI5TYbsU
>>76741785
I'd rather kill myself.
>>76741720
He didn't died but lost 3 teeth and went in coma
>>76741788
*almost died
>>76741774
the england rivarly is too one-sided
they are obsessed with us, but in germany barely anybody gives a fuck
>>76741785
10000% mummy may :3
>>76741812
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>76741820
It's kind of embarrassing actually.
>>76741748
Based dutchbro
>>76741785
Merkel probably gives mean head
May looks like her pussy is dusty and filled with spiderwebs
>>76741804
Judith Rakers is the goat anchorwoman desu.
>>76741839
>imagining Merkel giving head
jesus christ why did you do this Luigi
>>76741812
I still can't forget that day.
How did the thread look like on /sp/ when we won? Is there anyone maybe a screencap?
>tfw Italy beats you in some cup and you once again have to listen to fucking Mario and Luigi doing auto corso all night through your city while honking and being all gleeful and shit when talked to
NEVER AGAIN
>>76741748
>0:10
italians and the italo-american tifosi will defend this
>>76741770
>germans backpeddaling like betas
>>76741863
Take a (You)
>>76741842
*blocks your path*
And she's also a confirmed nympho that already broke up 2 marriages
Who makes better cars, italy or germany?
>>76741863
nah, they're not that pathetic to do this for a u-21 match
now turks on the other hand would very much do that....
>>76741870
>>76741863
i honestly can't imagine how obnoxious italians must be in germany
i'm sorry germanbro
>>76741770
toothpaste(it's not an insult, toothpaste is a godsend) do you have a webm of caldara going all messi on germany's defense?
>>76741788
He managed to survive escaping fortunately
>>76741800
I know, war is shit and the germans pulling the trigger weren't responsible (the one at fault was the king, this is the main reason he lost the referendum republic/monarchy, thousands of men died and their family knew well why) but it's still something that run through my blood
>>76741770
8 itaniggers vs. 1
>>76741888
kek
>>76741842
dude weed lamo
>>76741890
>Apologizing to German faggots
Fuck off
>>76741890
meh, they're okay desu
most of them own restaurants, car repair shops or go work in TV
even the italian mafia here doesn't bother the normal population
>>76741918
Leave my Italianbro alone, he's probably the only one who's not a pickpocket in Rome
>>76741885
>tfw the age of consent is 14 in Italy
Hell yeah
>>76741885
Italy but we need german drivers to shine
>>76741885
nice tiddies
>>76741884
>she's also a confirmed nympho
noice
WAS ERLAUBE KUNTZ
>>76741885
italian car brands are all foreign owned anyway these days
lamborghini for example is german
Reminder that Italy already got 4 yellows in the first half
A red will happen sooner or later
>>76741930
Why does the Italian mafia love Eastern Germany so much anyway?
http://www.dw.com/en/erfurt-becomes-italian-mafias-german-hq/a-18828707
How come ISIS never attacks Italy?
do germans have a saying when something shit happens?
like PERKELE, PORCO DIO, KANKER?
this selke diver..
>>76741891
This is the best I can do
>>76741982
a bomb would just make it better
>>76741982
GOAT country.
>>76741986
kruzifix
>>76741992
he said messi not ronaldo
>>76741982
its too catholic and boring. not infidel enough
Germany U21 is rather tan...
selke a shit
>>76741992
The game is live on the youtube channel of the UEFA.
>>76741986
POTZBLITZ
HOLLA DIE WALDFEE
JA ISCH ES DENN ZU FASSEN
>>76741982
they are afraid of niggers. When I was in rome I wanted to see the heritage of Caesar and I didn't see more than niggers all over the city.
>>76742005
(((Germany)))
>>76741982
Chances are
>our police forces aren't retarded as the frenchies
>we are good guys to them
>they just don't give a shit about us
>>76741982
ISIS' final plan is to conquer the vatican actually
>adding a kid named Weiser to your team when the reset get more schwarzed
really makes me think phams
>>76742045
It would have to be Weißer for that joke to work
>>76741982
Italy dindu nuffin
which one of you told me to rate the U21 again? been playing like shit this whole tournament
>>76742028
this, they are everywhere in Milano as well
I was paranoid as fuck and always put my hand on my wallet when some nig there was near me
2-2 CZ-DK
>>76741992
thanks. He had dribbled another player before the nutmeg but it's not shown on the replays
>>76742069
>not being more afraid of the Italians
They'll pickpocket the fuck out of you
>>76742076
if denmark wins, do Italy advance?
>>76741982
>>76742096
If they win 3-1 or higher.
germany has to score at least one right? they can't go out like total bitches can they?
>>76742028
wtf this makes sense
>>76742078
Yeah I saw, but I'm watching it via chromecast, so I can't screenrecord it at the same time
i dont understand. italy now ties with us at 6 points, but have a GD of +1 compared to our +4, thus making them second. only the best second comes through and in Group A slovakia has 6 points with a GD of +3. so why people say a win for italy is enough?
>>76742110
>being this retarded
>>76742096
Italy need to win and the Czechs to lose or it goes to this weird limbo tiebreaker if Czechs, Italy and Germany are on 6 points
Now srsly, what is the point of Selke?
If you have to meet some non-white quota, then at least put some better non-white in for him.
>>76742110
but its 2:2 already sören
We are so dead
If Czechs score it's ogre
We have U21 cups, but would you watch an O40 cup?
>>76742123
The first tiebreaker in a group is head to head I believe, not GD
>>76742123
head to head then GD
COME ON CZECH BROTHERS
>>76742129
Where am I wrong there?
>>76742142
why would there be a non-white quota? do african countries have a white quota?
>>76742153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Cup_of_Masters happened
>>76741982
Basically Italy is the easiest way to get in Europe since no control and easy trip (don't fall for the wreckage of their ship meme). If they were to make an attack here our approach and rules to immigration would change
>>76742153
That would be even better
>>76742148
Ah, I see. So Italy need a 5-3 or better now?
But the games against DK don't count in a h2h2h.
>>76742153
i like O40 cups if you understand what i am implying ;)))))))))
ooh looking good for italy few nice chances there. cmon dane boys do it
>>76742177
because only white people can be racist
your media taught us this
What if they changed the rules of football so that for every 10 minutes no team scores, a second ball is added to the pitch.
Upon goal it resets back to 1.
>>76742142
for the life of me i cannot say why kuntz doesn't field phillip instead of selke
>>76742216
>>>/usa/
>bernardeschi trickery
boners
Both of you faggots agreed on this result
fuck you all
>>76742199
>O cup 40 inch bust
wew would she even have lungs?
>>76742216
what would happen if both teams scored at once?
>>76742216
how is the second ball added?
>>76742216
>Amerifat tourists
youth football is so shit
>Divemany at it again
>>76742236
dropped into the middle of the pitch by a helicopter
So this is the power of German refball...
DO SOMETHING FOR FUCK SAKE
>>76742252
so players would be allowed to circle hang in preparation?
>>76742216
also 6x10 minutes. if theres a draw then another 2x10 minutes. if its still a draw than 1x 10 minutes including the golden goal rule
>>76742230
Huge siren, confetti and cheerleaders lap dancing over the football goal
>>76742242
This game is fucking good. Better talent on show here than that shitshow Russia vs Mexico
fuck. once italy scored i knew this game was gonna die.
>>76742259
hey, u..uhm..are you the manure slovak? :3
>>76742223
maybe he thinks that he needs more "physical presence" at the front.
FUCKING HELL THESE FUCKING TURK DIVERS
Caldara is good
Based Marotta
What if we change the card system?
red = still red, -1 player
yellow = player forcibly gets exchanged with a female player that plays the same position. if the female player gets a yellow then it's basically like a red and the team is down 1 player in total.
Bernardeschi/Berardi to Juve when?
>>76742230
The match stops and players put down their pants. The team with the biggest average penis size wins the game.
What if we change the penalty system?
16m area = normal pen
5m area = a super pen. the penalty taking team can roll a cannon onto the pitch and fire a cannonball from the 11m point. they get only one shot, though.
>>76742314
it's 2017 you sexist pig
women are just as good at football as men!
Gagliardini is dominating the midfield tonight
>>76742265
Sounds good what about benuldis tho?
germany has been poor lads. a shame if italy is out
>>76742332
>>76742332
I really hope Jewve fall for the meme
>>76742332
>berardi
I hope soon since he's shit. I sure as fuck hope he's not coming to Roma
>meyer attacked by a bee
Mahmoud damood goes off
Jong comes on
Nice German names
Fuck yeah denmark
>>76742351
>>76742361
i thought berarbi was actually halfway decent
>>76742334
but what if its really cold on one side of the pitch
so some of the willies are smaller than normal?
What if, to make goals more likely and avoid boring 0-0 draws, every 10 minutes without a goal has both sides' goals physically expand by 10% to both sides and towards the sky. Basically expanding the entire goal in size.
mudslime to nagger. oh germany...
>>76742332
one to inter plox
Based denmark
D E N M A R K
E
N
M
A
R
K
CZECHIA FOR FUCK SAKE YOU ARE A WORTHLESS SHIT
>>76742364
the polacks must have programmed the bee
at 5:45 we have to fire back and send our bees to poland
denmark yes
Is the U21 tournament better quality than the Confed Cup??
>>76742369
to be fair the only thing german about him is his name. gideon jung would be a fitting name for the player of the century.
nordic whites to the rescue.. cmon boys
>>76742378
Berardi is amazing, but his brain is the size of a peanut
Literally dumber than Balotelli
>>76742396
>doesn't even have VAR
no
>>76742396
yes
>>76742387
>relying on Slavs
Tfw we play Germany
>>76742401
Who is smarter, Sturato or Berardi?
>>76742378
He plays 4 matches a year where he seems really good.
>>76742378
no hes p shit
Bernardeschi is ok, best of the bunch is probably Chiesa
>denmark winning vs czech rep
there's literally no reason for any of those teams to take any risk for the last minutes of the game now
>petagna in
fuck off
>>76742407
On the evidence of ur Confed cup selection it is
>>76742388
polisg hackers at it again
Why does Denmark scoring mean Germany don't go through? They're still SECOND
>>76742369
jung = young
>>76742416
Both quite stupid, but Sturaro has the added bonus of not knowing how to play football
>>76742442
best second
>>76742427
>tfw you will never be Petagna and have a buddy as cool as Papu
>>76742429
>hating on jogis memeteam
>>76742369
Jung is a German name, it literally means "young"
>>76742456
Not even hating, just waiting on Mustafi to make his inevitable massive fuk up
we failed
>conti
Berna is GOD
>>76742378
>>76742420
berardi is amazing. hugely talented his problem is his aggression which gives senseless red cards easily. skillwise he is maybe the best in italy.
CONTIII NOOOOO
What happens if this ends 3-1?
>conti
should just stop soiling that name
Italy look fantastic
>>76742470
dont worry he will. he just started
Hope milel falls for the blond lichsteiner meme
New thread pls I'm on mobile so can't make it
>>76742487
>>76742474
He has been pretty good. Just a little bit too reckless sometimes.
>that akward feel when Conti, the Italian, is the most Aryan looking player on the field
>italians were singing "Fußballmafia - DFB" behind pollersbeck during first half
>>76741004
A source for this? looks dodgy as f
So Germany is out right now if it stays like this?
>italy playing too sexy
>>76742498
no point, the match is almost over
>>76740569
lets use this one
I honestly feel a lot better thinking about the main NT
This U21 has great potential
kek >we are fucking shit
>>76742528
No. Best 2nd.
how the fuck did atalanta get 4th?
>>76742528
No, if it ends 2-0
>>76742528
no
only if we concede one more
>>76742544
Gomez, Kessie
>>76742544
>>76742544
Inter Milan and fiorentina spilled spaghetti for the whole season
>>76742548
only a matter of time atm
so as things stand, does Italy advance?
>>76742544
they should change the rules so that all your grandparents and parents have to be born in the country you can represent
Germany will meme and it will end 1-1
>>76742584
Yess ameribro
Alot of these players become GOATS on PES so i am kinda haunted by the names.
Bastards
does this mean slovakia will go through?
>>76742718
no, they were rightfully fucc'd
>>76742781
>rightfully
not our fault you barely beat fucking macedonian
>>76742845
your ref was a cunt for sending off Jota and not calling the penalty over paciência, but it doesn't matter now
even if we had scored the 5th goal, we would be cucked by the axis biscotto
>>76742907
Good
nice classic European semifinals without portuniggers
>>76743481
yeah, such a rarity these days