TEXAS RANGERS @ NEW YORK YANKEES

TEXAS

1. Delino DeShields (R) LF
2. Shin-Soo Choo (L) RF
3. Elvis Andrus (R) DH
4. Adrian Beltre (R) 3B
5. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
6. Carlos Gomez (R) CF
7. Mike Napoli (R) 1B
8. Robinson Chirinos (R) C
9. Pete Kozma (R) SS

NEW YORK

1. Mason Williams (L) CF
2. Aaron Hicks (S) LF
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Matt Holliday (R) DH
5. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
6. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
7. Tyler Austin (R) 1B
8. Ronald Torreyes (R) 3B
9. Austin Romine (R) C

Is Karter headed straight to Cooperstown or is another team gonna pick him up?

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>>76738989

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T H I C K

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What kind of a fucking name is "Bibens-Dirkx"

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T H I C K
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lmao that scene showing carter leaving was kinda sad lol but fuck him

>>76739128
sounds dutch, like dirk.

they have weird names

>>76739177
I feel bad for him, but when I read that he was cut from the team i farted lmao

>it took this long for the yankees to get sick of carter

>>76739189
Is baseball popular in Norwegia?

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>cessa

who is this bum

>williams
>romine
>cessa

well girardi's not trying to win this one

Sanchez has had some shitty throws lately

>>76739353
that's Romine

>>76739353
That ain't Sanchez behind the plate

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>>76739353
who is this sanche feller

>>76739376
>>76739377
I'm an idiot. Still a bad throw

>>76739353
That's Romine. If Sanchez were behind the plate he would be out even with an inaccurate throw.

Sanchez is a better hitter than Holliday. If he is being rested behind the plate we still need his bat at DH.

>cessa

>>76739404

honestly it should be Holliday 1B Sanchez DH on these kinds of days but girardi is too afraid an everyday starter last year will die from playing 1b twice a week

>throwing home when Deshields is running

Thank you Elvis

CHOOCHOO

>>76739429
Holliday is kind of a liability at 1B but makes up for it at the plate. I hope they keep Torreyes at 3rd even when Headley comes back

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Is it true that the Yankees gave Chance Adams a passport? I can't deal with this shitter Cessa anymore.

Who #Beltre3K here?

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is cessa shit or what

>>76739494
Literally who?

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>rougned odor

that a strange name

>>76739491
Please tell me you own one of her jerseys.

It's a good thing they didn't use Clippard last night because Cessa isn't going to go very long

>>76739558
Nope, because I don't want to explain to my friends that I'm extremely autistic

>>76739461

eh, headley is fine for me, even when he's bad at least he takes some pitches and plays better defense

>>76739593
I think they should move Headley to first and keep Torreyes at 3rd with Holliday still at DH but it all depends on how Austin plays while he's out.

>>76739572
I think the 500+ pics of her on her computer will do the explaining for you

Erin Juggs looks like a Mongoloid

good think she can hit

Mason Williams leading off reminds me of Joe Torre never messing with his lineup so Miguel Cairo would bat second when resting Jeter.

>>76739627
>I think the 500+ pics of her on her computer will do the explaining for you
>Implying my friends know about the pictures
They don't even know who Christen Press is to my knowledge. My Christen autism is exclusively on 4chan

>>76739558
She has a restraining order against me, it's part of my mandatory therapy to not follow her online

>safe
weew

I thought this judge guy was supposed to be good

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weew

>typing emojis after a game takes too much time and effort
You're getting old, Paulie.

Cessa has really good movement on his pitches

>cessa will set the new mlb single game strikeout record

>Kozma
He barely even played for us, and I'm glad we cut him. I bet the Rangers will pick up Carter too.

>>76739841
And still take a 1-0 loss

>chris carter celebrating with the team
little did he know

>austin is just white chris carter

>>76739970
>that alone makes him more tolerable

That was a phenomenal impression of Chris Carter

>>76739982
An impression would have his swing be a weak wave at the pitch while he walks back to the dugout with some content look

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at least he doesnt have that dumbfounded just woke up look that carter does

>YANKEE FIDGET SPINNER

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>Kay playing with a fidget spinner
I'm turning the game off now.

cessa's body movement when he throws and how he throws is very matt harvey like

>>76740072
He does it all the time on his show. I saw one of the yankees ones at the bodega this morning

can't spell cessa

WITHOUT

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>>76740086
>>76740043
>>76740072
Some worker at the stadium gave him the Yankee fidget spinner yesterday since Kay stole his daughters and plays around with it on his radio show. The other guys on the show give him a lot of shit for it.

>Mason Williams is black
I never would've guessed that. I thought he was Hispanic.

>mason williams is a better leadoff hitter than gardner or ellsbury

G O M E Z
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Sup fellas, how's everyones Saturday going?

>>76740479
the old stadium is literally the best/most iconic stadium in all of sports

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>>76740479
drinking with the wife and we're both watching the game.. she loves baseball now.. oddly enough she has a crush on chase headley?

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>>76740503
Absolutely. I miss it.
>>76740552
Sounds cozy. Does she know what a detriment he is to the team?

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>>76740503
After this one

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>>76740570
she understands now.. she believes giving people a chance is good but forgets that baseball is a business lol she was actually excited about the carter thing

>>76740570
That's my 8th birthday!

Who did we play? did we win?

>>76740603
>Literal corporate cookie cutter stadium
>More iconic than the old Yankee Stadium
Please leave.

>>76740503
The new stadium is too corporate. This season it seems like it is especially bad with the tourists. I usually go to 20-30 games a season but have only been to one so far

got £500 on yankees to win

how blacked am i

>>76740647
I looked it up,
we trounced the White Sox 9-2 behind Strawberry's 3 Homers

>>76740716
The offense sucks right now

>>76740716
The Yanks are slumping hard right now and we started Luis Cessa. You made a terrible bet.

>>76740647
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA199608060.shtml

My first game at the stadium was actually a few weeks later.

What the fuck is wrong with the offense right now?

>>76740799
Darvish and Bibens-Dirkx are elite

>>76740799
>everyone is slumping
>rest your hottest hitter
>no production from first or third base no matter who is playing

36 more hits to go boys

How the fuck does Beltre hit the ball so hard with those shitty ass swings?

Can we end the Holder meme now? He's shit.

>>76740941
No one knows, that's why he so based

>le goofy old third base man XD
When can this meme end?

>>76740982
XD good one bro!

>>76740982
When he stops making plays

>>76740930
Torreyes saved a few runs and hit the game winner last night even though his production has been shit otherwise. Headley wouldn't have made those plays

#JUDGED

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JUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGEDJUDGED

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>tfw still haven't been shut out

Bibens-Dirkx

You've been JUDGED

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>4 more

judged

>>76741106
What an ugly piece of shit

What gang is judge a part of? They didn't zoom in on his teeth enough for me to tell.

I'm worried about the home run derby ruining Judge's swing.

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>>76741115

>>76741161
This is a meme. People tried to push it even further once Joc Pederson starting sucking after the All-Star break in 2015, but I highly doubt the home run derby derailed his career to the point of making him a bust.

>>76741177
Marilyn Monroe was profoundly overrated
>those sideburns
How was she ever a sex symbol?

>>76741177
How is that impressive? She was a drug-addicted whore who wanted attention.

C H I R I N O S
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>>76741187
NAH, HE'S DONE

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP PUTTING HOLDER IN FOR CLOSE GAMES????? HE'S ABSOLUTE SHIT.

>>76741106
Lost my last jersey of his and had to buy another but pretty much the only one I wear to games

>>76741233
who else would they put in? clippard? lel

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>>76741211
DiMaggio was one of the greatest ball players ever. Who cares if he was ugly. Also Marilyn Monroe was way better looking than any woman you'll every pull.

>>76741270
>DiMaggio was one of the greatest ball players ever.
When will this meme end? He was incredibly overrated.

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>>76741270
Not as good as the Mick

>>76741290
>>76740982
>when will this meme end?
When will this meme end?

>>76741270
And I'll never pull a woman who kills herself in her mid-30s

>>76741309
>Natty Lite
He deserved to have his career derailed by injuries.

>>76741328
im trying to enjoy this baseball game dude, shut up

>>76741290
>78.1 career WAR
>only 13 seasons

.325/.398/.579./.977

Bone spurs in his ankle derailed his final 3 seasons and ended his career at age 36. He lost 3 years to military service ages 28-30.

>>76741346
Do they even sell that stuff anymore? I can't remember the last time I saw it

>>76741371
>was the one who posted a picture of actress

>>76741387
>conditions I deem fair

>>76741396
>Do they even sell that stuff anymore?
Yeah

t. college student

>>76741396
Rednecks and frat bros drink that shit in Texas

>>76741396
yea they do, it's really popular with high school underclassmen since its cheap

>>76741396
Gives me a headache just to think about drinking it

>US army records obtained via a Freedom of Information Act request portray the sports hero as deeply selfish and desperate to obtain a discharge despite the fact that the USA was at war.
The New York Yankees player served for two and a half years in the US army, enlisting in February 1943.
He never saw combat or even service abroad, but instead had a comfortable and safe job, much of it spent in California and Hawaii, as a physical education instructor in the army's special services division.
However, two separate reports written by officers from the medical corps shortly before DiMaggio's discharge in September,1945, suggest that even his special treatment was not good enough for him.
He showed a "defective attitude towards the service" and "conscious attitude of hostility and resistance" to his army duties, said Maj Emile Stoloff and Maj William Barrett in their reports, published on the website thesmokinggun.com.
Really makes you think

>>76741413
>>76741424
>>76741432
I remember everybody used to play beer pong with that stuff during undergrad because it was so cheap and any place where it was available would sell it to an 18 yo with a shitty fake. I'm sure it would still be $16 an 18 pack here if it's available

didi is elite

>>76741492
Didi is awesome

He needs to stop swinging at the first pitch.

>SO, SO, GIDP

it's like carter never left

Nice throw by odor

For crying out loud, do they even want to generate runs? What was those 2 last at bats?

We need Bird

>>76741486
Shit we used to get a dirty 30 for $20 max

>>76741485
No it doesn't. Joe was a prick. Everyone knows this.

>>76741581
I'm always skeptical when I hear stories about celebrities being 'mean'

>>76741581
It proves that Ted Williams was better in every way though. Both on the ball field and the battle field.

>>76741661
Pretty much everyone that knew him described him as a huge pre-Madonna.

>>76741661
He was a well-known prick. Pretty sure every Yankees fan knows this.

Girardi resting so many people at once is not a good thing

>>76741712
They pretty much all are man. You have to have a pretty big ego playing at that level for that long in NY

>>76741712
Yeah he, like Jeter, refused to play anywhere except centerfield. Unlike Jeter he actually remained an average centerfielder till he retired. His final 3 seasons while suffering from injury he never once posted a negative dWAR. He retired in '51 rather than move to left as the Yankees were going to force the issue with Mantle entering his second season. Mantle played every season except his rookie season with a torn ACL.

>>76741821
Referring to off-the-field.

Fuck yeah binder

>resting your catcher who has been hot at the plate
>resting your everyday LF for a career minor leaguer
>while the man on the mound is a AAA pitcher
Bravo Girardi. We'll try to get them tomorrow I guess.

>walking a guy that regularly false over while he's swinging.

>>76741883
I want to stay ahead of the Red Sox in the al east

>>76741924
It's futile.

>>76741924
We're not going to do it at this rate. I hate the meme where people blame managers for losing streaks, because it's almost always on the players not performing. However, Girardi has made some extremely questionable bullpen moves and lineups during this losing stretch, which has contributed to the losses.

Thank you based wild pitch

That Gomez is such a good base runner didn't he get an rbi in the first too?

>>76741955
Lots of errors too. It's just been unbearable the past 2 weeks on all fronts. Only Judge and Sanchez can hit.

>clipboard

This is pathetic. Extra suckage for living in the heart of Ranger country.

I don't think Girardi likes winning streaks anymore.

>>76742047
You're more than welcome to leave

maybe we take blevins from the mets??

CHOO CHOO

We Papa John's now

>its a "clippard blows the game wide open" episode

Its a rerun, but its one of my favorites

>>76742085

You're welcome to eat a bag of dicks.

>>76742128
Grats on your free za

Maybe Clippard and Karter can get a studio apt together somewhere in the midwest.

way to make the game nearly unwinnable
fucking clippard, jesus christ

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>tfw Andrus' best season won't get him into the ASG

I was hoping beltre got a homerun so we can DFA this fucking lightweight faggot

Why was someone yelling 'go back to California'