This fine lad just turned 30 today, and he's feeling depressed.

Let's grab some Sprites, lil' nigga.

Good job being awarded best player of the world cup '14 :^)

>>76732906
What about some food?

>>76732887
Thanks to you and the money the spanish "Law" system has asked you to pay, Tsunaldo won't go to jail anymore

>>76732929
Sure, a couple of mozzarella pizzas will do fine.

happy birthday world cup finalist

>>76732887
>he's feeling depressed
kek nice projection

he's quite happy and is about to get married

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>>76732945

>thread about messi
>brings immediately donaldo into it

>>76732991
Wait, he's not married yet? lmao his kids are literally bastards

>>76733014
bastatd is when they don't have a dad, it has nothing to do with marriage

nigga you sound like you were living in last century, I know Islam is retrograde but come on

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>>76732991
>he thinks marriage will bring him joy

You just wait, if his career falters further, his bitch will leave him and push him to jail with alimony and tax evading accusations.

>>76732995
>Thread about Messi
>Small dicked halal supporters post shitty memes on it to appear relevant instead of beneath the image of the GOD
Fuck off and bomb yourself in La Meca, Paco

>>76733049
Bastards are extramarital children, every child has a father. Even Ronaldo's.

>>76733108
That's when the father doesn't give the kid his name and heritage

Messi's kids are legitimate children, not bastards

>>76733108

>test tube baby
>real

Came to this thread to announce to everyone that I really hate short, fat women. I consider them a waste of space as well as oxygen and would be glad if they killed themselves. Thank you for listening and have a nice day. Unless you're a short, fat woman, then have a terrible day.

>>76733168
They are legitimised bastards then, but bastards nonetheless.

>>76733216
Good opnion, good post. Fat tall women aren't really any better though. Fat people in general should remove themselves from the biomass of the species.

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>>76733049
>>76733168
You're about as good as understanding the English language as you at invading the Falklands Islands, Gonzalo.

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>>76733063

>Small dicked halal supporters


when you sucked me you promised you would NEVER tell Jordi, YOU PROMISED!!!!!

also there is only one god and messi isn't anywhere close to him.

Feliz Cumpleaños, Lionel!

>>76733281
>archaic
You are proving my term, that word isn't used that way anymore

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>tfw you've been hearing about this faggot since he was 18

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>>76733341
Yes it is you fucking favela monkey, you are inventing a meaning that DOES NOT EXIST

CHRIST you are a fucking moron

>>76733473
You can't be right or wrong in English, this language isn't standardised

You are literally blaming me for having a shitty language kek

>>76733525
>You can't be right or wrong in English, this language isn't standardised
.............yes you can. Yes it is.
>You are literally blaming me for having a shitty language kek
No I'm blaming you for being so stupid that you don't know what English words mean.

Maybe you just shouldn't use our language if you don't know what the words mean. Just like you shouldn't invade the Falklands if you don't have the military prowess to defeat us.

Messi

Enano

Tu

Hijo

Es

De

Cristiano

This is it guys

Once you hit 30 it's all downhill

One big injury and he'll lose his acceleration, and the Messi we know will be finished

Hes an autistic little twat sometimes. Those stories you hear about openly defying many of his past coaches seem like they hold soke truth.

But he is still the greatest. Its always a pleasure to watch someone so utterly masterful and majestic at a certain skill, and he holds many skills of this level. And he is often selfless on the pitch, electing to pass instead of scoring himself. You cant help but like that.

>>76733905
>Those stories you hear about openly defying many of his past coaches
literally, in a literal way, never happened

messi's the nicest guy in the world

>>76732887


>tfw 24
>In october I'll be closer to 30 than 20
>Still haven't gotten laid
>Still no gf
>Lifting gains will soon start to deteriorate
>Missed the window to develop into a decent international tier athlete

At least I have a full time job and live at my own place, but I'm not sure I'm happy where I am. If I can go back to college and get a masters degree by 30 then I'll be happy I guess.

Messi is a literal multimillionaire and has a hot gf and kids who love him. He's great at his job and admired by countless millions. I refuse to believe he has anything to be sad about. He said it himself when Thiago was born. It was the most special moment in his life and for a time he didn't even care about football. He just wanted to be with his family. Sure the WC final hurts, but he gets to come home every night to his family.

>>76733888

>this happens
>Loses all his speed and dribbling
>Can still pick apart teams with his GOAT tier passing and playmaking from deep midfield.

If he does restructure his game he can play for another ten years and becoming the next Xavi. Unironically.

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>>76734023
We're all gonna make it brah

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>>76732887
He's also depressed
Say something nice to him.

>>76734212

WE WUZ MIND GAMES AND SHIET

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>>76733473

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>>76732887
no worries lads, Luisito's got his back

>>76734212

jesus fuck Mou... those twigs for legs man... not cool.

Still refuse to believe Messi is 30 and Ronaldo 32. I will always be stuck in the days Messi was 23 and Ronaldo 25.

>>76732887
You're the greatest ever

>>76737267
How nice, he took him out for a bite

>>76732887
retire leo. it will get better

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>>76737267
>white wine

>>76732991
>he's quite happy and is about to get married


meanwhile Neymar got dumped by his gf because he wanted to marry her and she didn't

>>76737267
>sprite in a wine glass

>>76737267
>That subtle message from ratking about growing old
Jesus christ, take me back to 2010 please

>>76732887

How healthy is it to keep a diet based on pizza and assorted carbonated drinks past 30? Asking for a friend

>>76732898
fpbp

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>>76732887
>our favorite soccer players are growing older everyday
>pretty soon they'll all be retired and we'll only hear about super star niggers and their pace
>mfw

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>>76734212
you're the best, I love you

>>76741436

>le pacey negro meme

They've been saying this for the past 20 years

>>76741473
it's coming this time
watch as divegrass begins to be dominated by niggers

>>76741302
As long as they're caffeine-free sodas your friend should be ok. Something like Fresca.

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>>76741440

>>76741199
Damn this made me laugh

>>76741577
>cartel controlled irrelevant country with no nukes @ing me

i suppose making poo jokes is all there is to your life, isn't it?

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>tfw 29 in a week

>>76741695
>paperbags full of poo
>nukes

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>>76741738
we have enough of these to annihilate your illiterate ass, taco hernandez