/rug/ - New Zealand vs British and Irish Lions Test 1 cont.

Lions refball is painful

How did Scotland lose to the coconuts?

Scotland

>>76730844
*dabs in glorious British and Irish*

*dabs quickly*

*dabs up the middle*

*dabs in second world*

>>76730874
*slow, deliberate dab to assert dominance*

*dabs in support of NZ*

Cane out.
Cruden out.

>>76730868
hahahaha
>it's true
HAHAHAHAHA
>our year

*dabs furiously multiple times*

>>76730890
*dabs you back into the colonial period*

>get behind the mark
>immediately walk over it again
>No penalty
Punishing refball

Offside yet again.

>>76730868
>beats aussie
>loses to fiji
What did he mean by this

Usually we blow teams out at 60 minutes, but with these injuries and the Lions bench...

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>>76730868
Maybe all their best players are away with the Lions

Fucking Peyper refball

*dabs poetically*

How long until gatland bring warbs and 1/2p on?

>lions
>entire team walks offside before the ball leaves the ruck

>>76730844
*dabs in respect of le avo man*

when did rugby become such a pussy sport

every single line-out or scrum they go for a fifteen minute water break with cakes, lots of valid tackles not allowed. can you imagine if footballers squandered the amount of time they did?

i fuck dudes and this is getting too homo for me

>>76730912
>these injuries

They're getting the excuses in lads, >we've got them on the ropes!

>>76730921
*dabs seethingly*

>>76730925
because Rugby hurts lad

>>76730927
tu madre tiene un pene :)

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>>76730925
>i fuck dudes

>>76730925
>i fuck dudes
ngl
but seems a wee bit gay
2bh

>American sponsor constantly pushing the gay agenda in one of the few real Mens Sports of the world

I wish Russia or China would do all of humanity a favour and nuke that jew ridden cultural marxist pushing cancer off the planet already

*wipes face*

>>76730925
This nigga never played in the front pack.

>>76730931
you know what hurts? fucking a dude using spit as lube. the constriction on the dick hurts at first but you dig it in for the good of everyone

no bloody fortitude these poofs

>le pretend captain man on

>>76730925
The problem is they had to make it safer because
1) players would sue the shit out of the rugby unions after injuries
2) mums won't let their kids play

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>>76730925
>i fuck dudes

>>76730939
>front pack

>>76730939
*cups your balls*

haha just banter mate

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>>76730945

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>>76730936
>Being this easily triggered

>>76730934
i don't know what makes you say that... seems like u might be projecting lad!!!
>>76730939
five years ago they didn't need this much babying. i blame sjws

*DABS*

>>76730939
Yanks OUT

R I E K O
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WELCOME TO THE GAME REIKGOD

is this sport better or worse than league?

>>76730868
Oh lol that's embarrassing.

Probably gonna get trolled but is say they were probably mentally switched off. Defeating Australia probably felt like the "climax" and there are videos of then ducking around in Fiji so they probably didn't take then seriously enough.

I O A N E
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A U C K LA N D
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>>76730965
I play at the second highest division in my nation, can you say the same, teabag?

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>>76730945
>>76730925

>>76730973
it's up there

>dat scrum
I havent seen a demo job that big since 9/11

>It's a northern hemisphere team expects them to simply play for the penalty episode

>blues beat the lions again

The fuck just happened?
Actually I know exactly what it was, we're so used to penalties being kicked in those situations, everyone switched off

*gets down on it*

Fiji for Bledisloe when?

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>>76730983

England>>>>>>>>the Lions

Cruden's pass wew lads

MOTHERFUCKING TRY OUT OF NOWHERE

>>76730998
too true lad

>>76730994
Should be considered given their huge upset victory over an elite side's B team

>>76730998
Too many fuckin' Welshmen on the squad.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIEKO

>>76730983
My local high school 2nd XV could beat your team you total shitter

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>RIEKO IOANE

lions rattled lads

>>76730984
gag on my dick while you throat it faggot, it'll be good for you to lose some of that anime-induced smegma from your micro

Is there some kind of psychic link between Read and Smith?

There's no way he could've seen where Smith was from his position

>qantas sponsoring the lions tour

just how cucked is air new zealand

Kruis has been fucking garbage, and people gave AWJ shit for starting ahead of Itoje?

>>76731024
They're lovers.

>mcgrath handling

>>76731025
not like sponsoring the wallabies will get them anywhere or say much about them

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>rikku ioane

Floodgates?

Yea floodgates lads

>>76731036
not yet lad

>>76731036
60 minutes?

>>76730939
What the fuck is this? Piss off seppo fuckwit.

>>76731028
not like AWJ was much better lad
>justice for joe

>>76731028
Poor game from him but he's still the best lock in the NH.

>>76730868
>Last game of the season
>Humidity
>One eye on their holidays
>Australia being their 'final'
>8 first team players out

Probably a combination of all of the above. If it was a World Cup match I'd back Scotland to win comfortably.

>another shit kick

YEAH YEAH YEAH

YEAH YEAH YEAH

*dabs*

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YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEEEAAAH

>>76731035

Very bad game.

>>76731048
lel
Launch would like a word lad desu

>>76731041
Dude, this game ins reserved by cucks who still have a queen thousands of miles away.

*dabs in support*

>>76731057
sounds like you have very bad taste in games.

>>76731066
*dabs you out of the thread*

Lions won't play better than this all series. Don't win today, we're done.

>>76731050
>complaining on humidity
>implying there isn't humidity in N. England
>implying majority of fijian team plays in Europe following NH season calendar

>>76731066
I get the feeling your age should prevent you from posting here

Suicide watch hotline for Lions fans just came up.

we 60th minute now

>>76730844
le avo man literally hasn't put a foot wrong this match
I think I'm in love

>there are British shitters in this thread right now that rated their chances against the back-to-back champions

>>76731068

Sounds like you have ovaries instead of testes.

wow lions look gassed. All bending over puffed.
SAD!

>>76731077
You always seem to have it in for Scotland m8, what's your beef?

Every single one of your match predictions is always against them.

>>76731080
*calls*

>>76731082
UNDER THE PUMP

>>76731084
Based avo man.

>>76731086
>2017
>not having both

going the Full 80™ right now lads

Daggs been good too

IF IT WERENT FOR YA GUMBOOTS WHERE WOULD YA BE

gates are open now

>>76730998
I dunno lad. It's the English forwards who have been dominated by their opposition so far.

Worst game I've seen Kruis play in years.

>>76731087

Stop using /nrl/ memes unless you want them to come in here and post their rubbish.

lul

*dabs while pressing open button*

Reminder not to be lousy winners lads.

>>76731090
Not always, but there's the impression when there's a fifteen years period of poor results as handicap

Embarrassing

Fuck Warren gatland and fuck Welsh people

>>76731106
What fucking memes?

>>76730844
it's alright, this loss just sets the stage for the biggest comeback in history

God damn, I wish our natives were cool like NZ's. All ours are good at is bitching and opening casinos.

It's taken 64 minutes, but the Lions composure is breaking

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hang in there loins

>>76731100
Hes always good. Ben shit is overrated. Duvs confirmed.

>>76731114
>kiwis
>being humble

kek good try

>>76731122
Um sweetie blacks were the original natives not Indians x

>>76731117
It's not Warren's fault. The main problem has been atrocious handling. If the players weren't knocking on and dropping passes every 5 minutes they wouldn't be losing by as much.

>kick for the corner
>lose the lineout

Just took a MASSIVE British and Irish Lions lads, what did i miss

>>76731122
Genocide them didn't help on it

>>76731130
Pot, kettle.

poodie taylor

>>76731135
based avo man just turned water into wine

>>76731130
>seething

>>76731140
You're one to talk.

>>76731133
fuck off gatland apologist

>>76731119
Stating the fact the lions are fucked is a meme, who would have thunk ot

>>76731130
>tantalizingly upset

>>76731148
n-no I'm not

>>76731122
Yeah Maoris are cool until they come steal your TV and have sex with your sister. Idiot.

>Aotearoa
>not scoring tries after 60th minute

Ohh so now they start calling not straight lol no consistency there.

>>76731158
>Maoris

Isn't Maori plural already?

>>76730844
Sexton has literally killed all attacking flair we had tbqh

*steals your lineout*

based webb

>>76731130
There is no need to be upset.

>>76731134
>kick for the corner
>lose the lineout

>le abs depth xD
lmao

*instinctively looks for someone to blame*

>>76731174
more like meme Webb

lions should be leading, but they can finish as well as a fucking paper bag

REIKO

RRRRRRIEEEEKO

>Savea on pooicide watch

>All these pride ads during a sporting event
Exactly how cucked is New Zealand?

>>76730844
I never liked Rugby tbqh, I'm off to /cric/

R I E K O
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welp its overs for the lions

OVER

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>people were upset at awj being picked
>no one complained about kruis

>liam williams

absolutely fantastic try

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YOU WHAT

IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE
IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE
IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE
IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE
IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE IOANE

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>R I E K O

>>76731169
Yes, he is an undereducated idiot who probably says "animes" as well.

I should have gone and had a good wank, shower and shave instead of watching this second half.

REEEEKO YOUWANEEEEEEE

Outstanding lads

KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>daly
>williams
pack your bags and go home ur shit lol

sexton is fucking shite

had enough of this semen slurping sport

2nd Test, here we come!

>>76730844
If the kiwis had to pick one out of le avo man and IOANE, who would it be?

fuck the lions

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These Leões would be more competitive than british and irish ones

3-0 series blackwash confirmed

I O A N E
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>SH has bad defence meme
time to put it to rest lads

>>76731193
S E E T H I N G
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Lions doing better than I expected desu

>>76731191
Do americans instinctively looks for ads when watching sport or are you subconsciously craving cock?

>>76730844
Leaving before the post match kiwi hype squad roll through

>>Lions clearly running out of gas now.
The next 8 minutes is going to feel like half an hour for them

>le iceman wilkinson reincarnated farrell
Barrett is the GOAT kicker on this pitch

Cum on you lions

>TFW 11 hours away from securing a world cup spot.

Akira Ioane on literally who watch

>>76731230
Any defence looks good when up against a Rob Howley attacking masterclass

>>76731231
stop saying I'm seething, I'm t-totally not!!

Looking forward to a wank after this

>one meme broken field try
>absolutely nothing else in attack
BRAVO HOWLEY

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>how is that not a knock on
>specsavers ad pops up in the background

K I N O
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>>76731232
how delicious would that picture be if her top was pulled down just a little with her tatties stickin out mmmm

>>76731246
I'd be seething.

>>76731244
I feel bad for him, he'll always be the meme failure of the family now

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>>76731230
>sinckler makes half a break
>"the comeback is on!"

>>76731243
But it's a two matches series

>ABs by 5
John Kirwan on literal casual watch

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>>76731246
>S E E _ _ _ _ _

>>76731254
what are you, fucking gay?

>>76731261
We won the first match.

>>76731257
yeah I am a little bit tbqh desu

>>76731254
Looks like she has some nice nipples there too ay.

>>76731264
didnt count on the lions fucking up 20 points worth of chances

>>76731270
All good m8 just a game after all

I can't believe I woke up to watch this shit. What's the point? The Lions should play Australia every 12 years and avoid these kind of humiliations.

>>76731276
They do.

>>76731276
They did four years ago. And the Lions won the series 2-1.

how fucking bad has our lineout been lads? shocking

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Funny to realize that aotearoan butthurt on french refereeing has disappeared

>>76731252
kek
KEK
KEK
E
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>>76731276
The Lions will go home with two and potentially three victories against NZ SR sides, that's a victory for them

Reminder the score in the first test 2005 was 21-3
Reminder Woodward unironically did better than Gatland in the first test

You may only reply to this post if your team has beaten the Lions twice this tour.

>>76731276
Got to admit, the you are gay rugby needs some work, England 2015 was weak from you are gay

>>76730844
Any of you lads buy anything from the steam sale?

>>76731269
Was the ARC match the 1st leg?

>>76731292
Jaco is Saffer you douche

>>76731292
It'll reappear next week.

>>76731292
Nah man I'll always give French refs shit.

>>76731302
I pirate all my games, and very rarely play online.

>I got up to watch this and I'm not even poo peelander

top meme game lads, thanks for the cheeky 200 euro

>>76731284
>>76731287
I know. And that's whay they should stick to.

Actually 2009 series against the boks were exciting. They shouldn't play against NZ anymore though.

>>76731302
nope

>>76731302
Don't fall for the electric jew

>>76731302
what should i get
the last game i enjoyed was oxenfree desu

>>76731302
ori and the blind forest m8, gorgeous game

based Loins

Consolation try

Rhys Webb is class.

>>76730844
>loins score
where is your avo man now kiwis?

retallick MOTM to be honest

>>76731328
>not Ioane

>>76731304
Shit, I'm drunk and I forgot that ass whooping we gave the leaves was apart of that tournament. But, we should be able to handle them handily.

told you based webb
I think he's scored every time he's played NZ

>>76731313
Australia are a wreck. Lions would win every game if it happened this year.

gg Loins

>>76731317
Shadow of Mordor is going for like 2 pounds at the moment desu

congrats on not losing by 20+ points I guess mother country fampais

>>76731308
French refs are fucking terrible and should be gassed

t. Bruce Wilson

>>76731313
They should add Argentina to their roster. Run on a three year cycle where possible.

>>76731324
It reminds when Portugal scored a try against NZ in 2007 WC

>>76731317
Pokemon go

It's going to get worse from here on out lads.

>>76731326
bit more slippery than Murray, but overall a bit worse

>>76731338
tbqh Kiwis were just going through the motions for the last 15-20 minutes, could have put more on us

>>76731336
No match for strong islander cock desu

>>76731318
this to be quite honest family I've been throbbing for this game for ages and haven't made it through my backlog to justify the purchase. will be now though

>>76731302
No but I've been enjoyimg all the new shitters on DS3

so...that was the power of the british and irish lions...

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Leões' tour in South America when?

crotty
ben smith
kaino

who do you pick to replace these lads

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>The lines

>>76731355
gutted it wasn't a tour to Australia, would have been nice to give a former colony a hiding

imagine if we'd actually won anything off our own lineout, could have been a pretty one sided scoreline, bring on games 2 and 3

gg wp. Was a fun match for the most part.

>>76731357
Ardie for Kaino?

>>76731362
yeah but it's not nerd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oq-7XKAyi0

*dabs*

>>76731356
Best chance is Argentina.

Sorry mate.

>>76731371
hes already on the bench

Lions were in it and actually had some momentum at around 45-55 minutes. Should have pushed the pace but couldn't keep good ball and then made too many errors and went to absolute shit.

Don't blame Gatland for the selections he actually did the right thing, doesn't matter who gets picked anyway we're getting beat.

NZ line speed is ridiculous. Feels like Lions have to work twice as hard moving the ball down the field.

Requesting all Brits to post their pics of their >please be here Saturday (you)'s
Failure to do so will cement you as a seething casual.
Thanks for your cooperation.

Lmao

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>>76731357
>who do you pick to replace Smith

HAHA

1,500 DOLLARS IN THE BANK

DUNEDIN HERE I CUM

...good game and the Lions did better than expected real ripper on the day cheers boys

>>76731357
Ngatai
J Barrett
Squire

GG. not a steamroll but not close either.

>>76731356
Not likely considering the decline of aussie rugby the poms can still look foward to winning 1/3 tours.

williams - great first half, looked a bit shaky when he got ROG headtape
watson - good first half, worked well with williams
davies - great game
te'o - exposed as mediocre, basically a shitty SBW
daly - very solid in attack
farrell - much better at 10 than 12 today
murray - decent but all he did was kick
faletau - huge workrate in defence but invisible in attack
SOB - mediocre game despite the try
POM - utterly invisible, don't give me le unseen work meme
kruis - shit, offered nothing
awj - poor but slightly better than kruis
furlong - le best scrummager in the NH meme
george - very good all round
vunipola - shit, was he even on the pitch?

>>76731385
blow a candle out from a hookers vag for me mate

>>76730844
Lions BTFO

>>76731330
It's 1st leg. 2nd leg shall be next week at San Diego
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Rugby_World_Cup_%E2%80%93_Americas_qualification

>>76731385
glhf my m8

>>76731357
ardie obvi

>>76731357
Kaino's passed his concussion test so he'll probably be fit for the second match. Ben's uncertain.
But if they're not playing:
>>ALB for Crotty
>>Shuffle Dagg to FB, Savea and Ioane for wings
>>Ardie for Kaino

>>76731379
lions were 'in it' like the UK is in the EU desu

>>76731395
>>76731402
thanks lads, needless to say i'll be thinking about /nzrug/ the entire time

Why does everyone blame the ref when they lose kek

>>76731379
It doesn't matter what you can do with the ball if you never have it.

>>76731385
what bets did you make and how much lad

>>76731414
give us a cheeky dab when you're there and have a slag in your bed

Bah.
stupid nz
Stop being so good

>>76731383
>dagg
Seriously is this rehtorical?

>>76731408
>savea
>not naholo

>>76731394
Jonathan Davies is such a good support runner.

>>76731357
ALB to start.
Savea/Naholo on one wing and Dagg at fullback.
Ardie to start. Squire to the bench.

Not sure about who gets the 23 jersey then. Laumape? Barrett? Savea/Naholo?

We are honestly so fucking good

>>76731357
ALB
Push Dagg to fullback put Savea on the wing
Put Soap on the bench and Best Barrett on the bench for back cover. Far more and better cover out of these two players than we had tonight.
Best Savea and put Squire on the bench

>>76731435
same

>>76731428
Naholo is shit.

1-0 is the most dangerous lead
1-2 lions

>>76731447
naholo is fucking great mate

>>76731379
The forwards made the difference this week. Lions couldn't play the 3x3 tables tonight, and they simply don't have same ability to score tries from limited possession like the ABs

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>>76731448

>>76731443
I was waiting for someone to post this so I didn't have to type it

>Stuart lelcaster did a better job against the ABs with Englel alone

Well played gatland, well played sir

>>76731340
They're not ready for a Lions tour.Maybe the Lions should face them before SA in the next tour but all the flying would be a pain.

GOOD
Williams
Davies
AWJ
Itoje
Murray
Mako
Watson

SHIT
Farrell
Sexton
Kruis
Te'o

The rest were alright, not much wrong but no standouts

>>76731435
Frankly I don't even think this is ABs top gear, and with key players injured we probably won't see it.

Not looking like the Lions will fare better anyway

>>76731349
t. Chris Rattue

>>76731448
>damage control

>>76731466
Howley has absolutely no plan in attack apart from relying on individuals to do something magic. Did we even have any sort of setplays or moves today?
It's depressing because he's going to come back to Wales after the lions.

anyone got a vid of the madlad who ran onto the field after the hooter?

Brodies Retallick seems quite thick.

>>76731479
just gotta get it from my gopro xx

>>76731471
GOOD
New Zealand
Blues
Highlanders

SHIT
Ireland
England
Wales
Scotland
Poosaders
Queefs

>>76731472
>Frankly I don't even think this is ABs top gear

I agree

UNTOUCHABLE

Going to bed now. I want to be on to see Romania x Brazil in 6 hours and a quarter.

>>76731471
SBW plays for the all blacks.

French refs up next

FUCK OFF

>>76731499
*blows whistle*

Only changes Gatland will make is
11 North
6 Warburton
5 Itoje

>>76731450
So is Stephen Donald.

in a word: saffa biased ref

Should just play the Irish team if you want to beat NZ. The rest of 'em are shite.

So this is the power of British Isles rugby?

Woah...

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>76731511

Every 100 years, sure

Lads can we talk about how great Kieran Read was tonight? All that after so little game time in the SR season.

>>76731521
the offload to smith for reiko's 1st try was class
avo man was better tho

>>76731471
Te'o was solid lad

All blacks v lions IN the UK and ireland would b kool

>>76731511
>plays ab's without any locks
>still lose a week later

okay

>>76731526
>avo man was better tho
Agreed, Avo was MOTM, but Read but still impressive

CAPTCHA: autorise clutch

>>76731465
Its really pretty obvious. Only thing up for debate is the loose forwards 2bh. Everything else is pretty clear cut.

Quick reminder if Tipuric played today, everyone would be saying how poor he is at the breakdown.
SOB and POM got utterly manshamed by Cane of all people.

Rieko is fucking good lads

>>76731501
>advantage black
>2 seconds pass
>scrum red

>>76731394
Shut up you Welsh wanker. Not a clue.

>>76731546
His second try made my dick hard Tbh no homo

>le uncapped players are shit mene
Put to bed 2bh

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>>76731511
mate, even fucking Wales have a higher win percentage than the Irish team

>>76731521

I'm disappointed about the result but I love that man
no homo

>>76731518
Lol you had to play dirty to beat them. Literally threw the rugby equivalent of a tantrum.

>based ABs
What part of New Zealand are you from lads?

>>76731529
Literally didn't pass once and zebo (0) linebreaks. If you have a bosh 12 who doesn't pass the ball he'd better actually bust the line.

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>>76731550
*box kicks for 70 minutes*

>>76731547
*allow everyone to be offside by metres*
*ball begins rapid movement*
*blow whistle*

>>76731573
This is how i feel about japan right now.

>>76731544
Tipuric would have been a better option today than SOB. He can actually pass, literally never misses a tackle and is great at making turnovers in other ways

>>76731566

HE COULDA DID

100 years, lad