/rug/ - New Zealand vs British and Irish Lions Test 1

*dabs*

>No mentioning of the other games

This is why I like New Zealand

>>76729729
Thread make by a mick you dumb cunt.

>>76729716
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH

stream lads

>getting out scrummed unironically by italy

the wallabies are probably going to lose to italy. just fire the fucking team and start again.

>>76729741
yeah mate

*pisses on you*

Scotland

>>76729729
Meh, made the thread in 2 minutes. Sorry I don't put 20 mins into planning my threads.

I'll never make one again.

shitaly shitting the bed in the death lads

>>76729735
I know, I am saying that I prefer it when the Kiwi's make the threads as it is not made with B&I Lion delusion.

Everyone except them knows that the game is going to be a walkover for the All Blacks.

>losing to australia

kek.

Can italy sink any lower?

>>76729750
How do you feel about the result today lad?

light rain and a chilly breeze lads

length of the field try coming lads.

>>76729766
are you reporting live from eden park/

SO THIS.....is the power of New Zealand 'stadiums'......woah

moronic irish

BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY
FIRST TEST EDITION - PART ONE

Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians
Lions 16-22 Blues
Lions 12-3 Crusaders
Lions 22-23 Highlanders
Lions 32-10 Maori All Blacks
Lions 34-6 Chiefs

>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland


NO SUPER RUGBY TILL 1 JULY LADS


OTHER INTERNATIONALS THIS WEEKEND (all times official RWCT)

>Friday
Samoa 17 - 19 Wales
>Saturday
South Africa A 48 - 28 French Barbarians
Fiji 27 - 22 Scotland
Australia 28 - 27 Italy

17:40 Japan vs Ireland, Tokyo
>Sunday
3:00 South Africa vs France, Johannesburg
4:00 Romania vs Brazil, Bucharest
7:15 Argentina vs Georgia, Jujuy

>>76729769
i live pretty close

>>76729768
Huh.

>>76729768
called it.

>>76729768
is that you cheikstradamus?

>>76729776
BASED Kiwi ThreadGod

What you drinking for the game?

>>76729761
pretty disappointed mate ngl

>>76729776
You forgot about the US-Canada game

>>76729752
It's fine. It's a match thread. I'll make another general when it's done. You're golden.
t, threadautist

nothing to celebrate there

>>76729784
literally all my work, copied, pasted, ripped off, credit given to some shitter. Shameful. Shame on you saffa, shame on you all /rug/.

which team should i bandwagon in this years mitre10 cup?

>>76729806
Harbour.

>>76729806
goatago or tasman to be honest

perfecting my dabs before kick off
now i'm hungry
breakfast recommendations lads?

>>76729814
eggs
bacon
blackpudding

>>76729814
Alpen

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All Blacks will be obviously dominant in every area of the game except the scrum (where they'll be close to parity) but will have their momentum shut down repeated by the referee and at least 1 potential try disallowed by the TMO so that the Lions lose by as little as possible, ideally by less than 7 but probably between 7-14.

Screencap this

>>76729807
My brother in laws brother plays for Harbour

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Absolutely fuming lads

Mam decided that today, the day of the first Lions test would be the day she doesn't cook me a fry up

Instead she has already went and bought all the ingredients, but she told me if I want it I have to make it myself, DID NOT NEED THIS TODAY

>>76729824
mate life is a vale of tears

is ur mams hot

>>76729824
>this paddy autism

>>76729798
Sorry lad

>>76729820
No, simply because /rug/ is an anime free zone. Think about what you have done

>>76729824
Bet she made you go to mass when you were a wee lad too.

>>76729798
sorry
*kills self*

lads, will the lions get within 20?

>>76729824
your mums a bit tired after last night mate

Got the Lions -10 absolutely creasing at this free money

>>76729830
Ah who cares lol
All done for the lads

>>76729824
What are you, 12?

>>76729823
He sounds muscular and elite.

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>>76729834

>>76729853
ye thnks i do zumba

>Sean O'Brien's dad is back at home cos he has to be on the farm

Howling

>>76729853

He is a good cunt

Lions Lions Lions!

*breathes*

LIONS LIONS LIONS

>>76729823
What sport?

>>76729862
>sam warburton is really happy not to be picked and is helping out the team around the place
Lol, wot a pussy XD

>>76729830
>No, simply because /rug/ is an anime free zone.

Better 2d pictures than none at all. This is an image board. For non-image based discussion, there is Reddit.

RIEKO IOANE

>>76729869
>/rug/ thread
>talking about mitre10 cup team

take a wild guess m8

>>76729869
curling

rugby time

>>76729865
I can't believe the team that meets up once every four years doesn't have loads of organised chants.

I'm sure the mighty New Zealand fans will put them to shame with a verse of their famous song "God Defend New Zealand"

>>76729869
Not funny kys

felt a little bit bad when stephen moore thanked all the supporters for coming out and giving their support. he seemed to really mean it too :(

SBW vs Teo
Wew lads

rugby. better than watching the wallabies
>>76729891
no need to be like that m8

>>76729889
God Defend New Zealand is objectively the best national anthem in the rugby world. Maybe a few of the Euro ones have more history but NZ's gets you the most passionate just singing it.

>>76729716
Sean O Brien is a big goym

daily reminder that the lions couldn't beat the worst nz super rugby team

>>76729897
Steroids

>>76729892
moore should fuck off desu
terrible captain
tpn to start with ready/latu to come on when he gets concussed

Matt Todd is a shitter

>>76729900
Daily reminder that we beat the best super rugby team

>>76729892
>>76729902
It's not that they don't care, it's that they're not good enough and they know it so even if they were they wouldn't perform at the level they need to.

It's a Sydney psychological attitude created by the high-pressure highly-critical environment, and is why we need more rough and ready country boys on the team, and definitely less Sydneysiders.

Curry for dinner to celebrate our British guests lads.

>>76729875
Do you really expect me to believe that the only images you have stored in your entire drive are anime reaction ones?

If so, found the Reds supporter

RIEKO IOANE

>>76729909
>we
which british and/or irish lion are you mate?

>>76729909
?

you lost to the landers mate

>>76729824
>Mam decided that today
>implying she hasn't been waiting months to do it

Get your act together you useless NEET

>>76729919
Provincial ba ba's lads

>>76729911
I think a lot of them don't care, or aren't that fussed in terms of result. they know they're the best candidate for the position, so their performance doesn't mean anything because it's not in jeopardy.

>>76729909
Reminder:
Blues > Landers > Lions > Regional Barbarians > Chiefs > Poosaders

>>76729896
If God Defend New Zealand was any good at pumping your lads up, they wouldn't need to do a haka. It's pretty telling that in other sports, like soccer, where they only listen to GDNZ, they're shit.

Scottish anthem is better btw.

>>76729909
What position do you play mate?

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>>76729918

Biggest game of the year lads.
Drink it in /rug/

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i found an anime

>>76729944
All of them lad

Will Smith be playing?

John Smit says lions by 4.

You heard it here first.

how long until kick off.

>>76729944
left right out

>>76729964
10 minutes

>>76729945
B&I Cubs

>>76729964
10 minutes

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>OW-UR LIE-UNS WILL ROW-AH
>NOT FIFTEEN, NOT TAWENTY THAREE, BUT THUTTY-THOUSAND BURITISH AND IRISH LIE-UNS

>>76729964
7 bings

if the all blacks win by thirteen plus your good m8 is getting his dick sucked by an irish woman with a mellifluous accent tonight

....pray for me mates it's been a bit of a dry spell

>>76729716
This sky sports coverage is quite emotional tbqh

>>76729970
cheers m8

>>76729949
for the first 20 mins maybe until it becomes clear this is just a training run for >our boys

HYPE

>>76729984
Ha, jokes on you, Irish women give terrible blow jobs

>>76729963
John Smit has taken more knocks to the head than the amount Zuma has stolen from the public, his opinion is irrelevant.

Also, he fucked up the Sharks, the tosser

Hope Lions win because I like domestic violence

>>76729991
ahh fuck

>>76730000
look at those quads lads

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>>76729716
Is it bad I want to make love to avo man?

>>76729977
Rugby fan culture is cringe-worthy.

>>76729984
>mellifluous
Great accent. She's a slut, though.

>>76729985
Very contrived.

get hype lads, it's time

holy shit my kingdom for a stream that doesn't lag

pls

>>76729885
Rugby I assume.

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>>76729913
I don't support the Reds and my other reaction images are TV which are more out of place on an anime imageboard than anime reaction images. If I'd had any /sp/ ones I would have used those.

*blows horn at you*

>it's another episode of "literally who" vs the all blacks

how exciting.

>>76730011
>Great accent.
Great word, I mean.

Stream lads

>>76730016
http://goolsport.net/ss1.html

>>76729716
Feel quite jealous of o Mahoney tbqh, that captain role should be mine lads

>redditfags asking for stream

Do they not have google in your countries?

>>76730027
im out of piss mate

>>76730016
try http://streamendous.com/sportsch.php?ch1

is this on FTA in NZ. not up with the situation over there

>>76730036
a bit racist

>>76730044
t.saffa

>>76730037
poor planning lad

who else coldpizzaandbeer here?

>>76730029
>>76730038
i love u both

>>76730029
Good lad

cant find a stream with the nz commentators

im out

>>76730054
im more of a warm pizza and wine kind of chick

>>76730017
surely you're baiting me?

how the fuck do you sign language this fucking language

>nz anthem

time to go for a piss and get another beer

>>76730059
http://buffstream.com/watch/event/lions-vs-all-blacks/link-2

moses

>>76730054
Are you me?

>>76729741
http://www.vipboxtv.me/rugby/481816/5/new-zealand-vs-british-&-irish-lions-stream.html

>12 degrees in NZ and everybody is wrapped up like it's minus 5

Ehhhh?

I thought NZ had a similar climate to the UK?

god dabfend our free lad

>>76730067
you're an actual god

*does a haka*

Anyone else suffering through a stream with English comms? Mah ears!

>>76730073
it's so they can hide all their booze and smuggle it in

>>76730054
reporting

hope the irish broad likes anchovies :^)

>>76730074
Excellent post

>>76729716
*ignores your haka*

>imaginary sky daddy defend our country

How contrived.

>>76730070
Its 9:34am get your life into order m8.

Next thing you know blacks are going to steal your house.

why does peri peri man lead the haka?

>>76730073
It's winter here.

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The haka is stupid

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ready to annihilate this shitty colony lads

COME ON LIONS

>white boy haka

Pathetic

fuck I hate TJ

>cut straight to ads
is this what you've become sky

WE ON BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

fuck that was a shit haka

>white people doing haka
lol

>>76729716
>le pepper man reffing

Why tbqh

>>76730067
best stream

Why isn't TJ starting?

I thought he's been better than Smith of late.

http://buffstream.com/watch/event/lions-vs-all-blacks/link-2
KIWI COMMENTARY HD STREAM FAGGOTS

>>76730101
Its not even a real haka, its the kappa o pango which was invented for the all blacks only.

>>76730089
I'm going to gym after game boet, it's mostly invaded by Crossfit enthusiasts on Saturday mornings, and I am not a homosexual, so I am not going to be a part of that.

beauden barrett is such a white boi

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>>76730091
Middle of summer here and it's 14ºc hahaha

an easy win for the lions t b h

Fuck off Hayden paddon

>>76730109
We run a blitzkrieg bench now.

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>>76730094
Europeans larping as island savages

>>76730119
Based leaf

Waking up now for the match. It's 4:36 here. I expect a worthful match to watch to justify I'm woke up now.

PS: Kapa O Pango today is banalization

>literally just run around the ruck

jaco is going to get his revenge in this game

>>76730128
00:38 here

Missus isn't back with dinner yet. Game paused. Fml.

nice discipline smith kek

THAT LINE BREAK

FUCKKKKKK

*BEATS WIFE*

oh shit is jaco peper the ref fuck me

>>76729716
lol what is going on

>>76730109
AB selectors tend to be somewhat loyal, they kept playing Weepu at one point for no real good reason

Rugger.

what a fucking tackle

ALL BLACKS CONFIRMED

S H O O K
H
O
O
K

FUCK OFF

RATTLED

>>76730113
To be fair I wouldn't mind some Nandos for breakkie.

KEK

>poo peeland

What part of the British and Irish isles are you from lads?

IZZY YOU CHAMP

ace stream

56506f4520084676a361b2f2165a8c315db43e14

>>76730161
grimsby

>>76730161
The Shire lad

>>76730161
fresh off the boat from scotland my self to be honourable

S H O O K

Miracleful save

what commentary does fox get? they sound like faggots

>>76730161
Winchester

>>76730147
Lmao I remember when the whole 'Keep calm Piri's on' meme started with good intentions but it got to the point where people were using it as a joke and actively wondering why tf he kept getting selected.

>>76730161
Valleys of Wales myself lad

>>76730161
SE London

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>>76730161
Invasion of Malvinas

lucky to get away with that pissrat

beauden is actually a freak

>>76730184
Jamal.

>no one spear tackled 5 minutes in

Good discipline, NZ.

>meme pickup to hide the fact he got charged down

>>76730161
Jersey.

Something something Morne Steyn is the GOAT

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The next beverage.

Pretty slick there Barrett

>>76730195
It worked lad

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egg chasing is shit

bit sweaty lads

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>>76730210
Le avo man would like a word

Loving the match so far desu.
Both teams looking dangerous

how was that not a tackle without the ball?

RETARD ROOMMATE WAS LATE TELLING ME WAT PUB THEY'RE IN SO JUST ON THE WAY

WHAT DID I MISS?!!?!!?!

>>76730164
What do all those symbols mean?

*does a pub haka*

faggots comfirmed

>fag flag on the advertising thing on the side of the field
i would be embarrassed if i was a poo peelander

>>76730222
Lions nearly got a try - saved by Dagg. Very competitive so far.

ANTHONY FUCKING WATSON

georgie north would have fucked that catch up

Why do the All Backs kick so much these days?

MY DEAR WATSON
Y

D
E
A
R

W
A
T
S
O
N

>>76730244
Barrett

>>76730243
but nah remember that tackle 4 years ago???

what are the kiwis chanting?

>>76730243
If he did catch it he would have been knocked out falling to ground

lmao all blacks revving up those 3 times tables because they're shook

*dabs*

The clock in the stadium and the TV clock are different jej

Was 13:43 during the kick on the stadium screen but 13:36 on the TV timer (at least on sky)

based avo lord

>>76730253
MAO-RI-COCK!

>>76729741

>poorfags

Enjoying the Full 80™

>these questionably "flat passes"

>>76729716
Yeah we're fucked lads

lol eat shit lions woo!!!

Literal forward pass

>loins

TAYLOR

>>76730287
Avos need to account for tremors

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>LOINS

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

btw for all you nothern hemisphere lads, that's called a try.

What roids are best for a rugby player?

Test?

Tren?

You know stuff for performance rather than just looks.

CAUGHT THEM NAPPING

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Goodbye

>lays on the ball
Penalty
>offside
Penalty
>is in general a pest
Penalty

What went right lads?

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whats in his head lads

>""""""""FLAT""""""""

>forward pass not called for an all blacks try
WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK

wallabies will lose by 100 points if NZ play like this for bledisloe

>>76730301
All of them by the looks of o brien

>>76730299
How do you do that thing your team just did where they threw a forward pass but the ref allowed it?

>>76730313
like pottery

>>76730313
>>76730309
>>76730292
>>76730287
kek
.


.


.

KEK

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>kruis

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My cat will not watching the rugby. What do?

>>76730317
>>76730313
>>76730309
POORIOUS

>>76730314

cant wait

>>76730314
CheikGOD already playing mind games by almost losing to italy

>>76730301
Test and Dbol kick-start. Your goal is to put as much mass and strength on in the shortest period of time to not get caught.

>>76729716
What a racist image. This shouldn't be allowed.

>>76730313
I also thinked there was forward pass, but replay showed there wasn't it

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>>76730307
*record scratch
*freeze frame*
Yup,that's me. You're probably wandering how I got in this situation. It all started with my son...

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>>76730334
>tfw we lose the bledisloe this year

What the actual FUCK was Daly doing? Just let ABs get a turnover why not like

>>76730335
Have all the players on the pitch today used le steroids?

What is the fuxking point of B&I Lions? Tedious exhibition shite

>>76730339
>Huemonkey can't see a forward pass
Are you still trying to desperately fit in

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>>76730334
>NZ playing rugby while Cheikiavellian playing chess

>>76730355
>Damage control
KEK

The All Blacks may be good, but they play scummy as fuck

Would not be proud to win like that

Clearly going for Murray's leg during box kicks, coming in from the side in rucks, and shoulder charing into rucks

Pure scum

>who cares about the 5 penalties we conceded that pass was flat and potentially forward

>>76730357
rugby in the end

is the winner

on the day

>>76730335
What about endurance? You can't put on too much mass or you'll be gassed much more quickly.

>>76730355
Fuck off yes voter. Football starts back in 2 weeks for you.

>>76730364
yeah i reckon a penalty try could be in the works desu

>>76730352
Obviously. What are you, 5?

Isn't what makes them good at what they do, though

>>76730368
That's the point of the academy and the year or two after it lad

>>76730352
Professional sportsman so yes everyone.

>smith can't box ki-

avo man on player of the year watch

>>76730352
I know for certain that one player in the AB camp has done what I said.

>>76730375
Lies, mako is a natural pure being

>>76730372
>Fuck off yes voter.
What does this even mean?

>perenara should start over sm-

>AWJ

Is Gatland the big sam of rugby

Absolute refball

Clearly off his leg

>named alun win jones
>loses the ball

>>76730368
They are on gear for a short period while keeping endurance training up before during and after. Any losses in endurance are recovered quickly if lost at all.

England would be up by 10 by now.

Hindered by having to play with these Celtic jobbers.

>ben smith off
FUCK

>>76730352
Does avocado count as steroid?

>>76730355
For >muh Rule Britannia bullshit. Rest from elitist times in rugby.

>>76730411
We need Mike Brown

Cruden's not injured?

>>76730415
Barbarians/Select sides are a time to puree tradition you seething third world casual

This is why niggers in rugby are frowned upon

>>76730411
>England would be up by 10 by now.

England is up by -10 right now.

Smith noo.

>>76730415
>For >muh Rule Britannia bullshit. Rest from elitist times in rugby.
Am English though, Cannot support the Irish

both the players were offside there

>>76730423
Time honoured tradition.

Fucking dumb ape Whitelock

>>76730422
Declared fit today

All those spaghetti by Lions.

They look likes France

Why is there the battyman flag constantly being shown on the advertising board?

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Fucking blowing every single chance

>>76730378
>>76730410
Is that what the saffers do then lol

>>76730355
>What is the fuxking point of B&I Lions?

Political Brainwashing

NHers wont call that refball

>>76730443
Shots fired

waiting for the NH refball callers for that

Reffball
E
F
F
But
A
Lol
Lol

>Booing a kick
>After your islanders took the first 3 points

>>76730411
We can beat these guys on our own too, we dont want to be playing with you either

>>76730447
From my personal experience it is what at least one in the AB camp and one in the Olympic camp have done.

>>76730454
He's not wrong tbf

>take out scrum half
>HURR DAS REFBALL CUZZYS

>>76730457
>After a Reff ball
Gee I wonder

>>76730450
I don't think there's been any refball for either side. Peyper is just shit, and having a bunch of French assistants hardly helps.

>Crotty ded

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>tfw no RFUI and IRFU

not refball

>crotty injured
NICE JOB SHITSEN HAVING A FUCKING HOSPITAL WING ON THE FIELD

Why don't England exploit Afro-Caribbean muscle in the same way everyone does with Polynesians?Fair enough there are a few black players in the team but surely it's a missed opportunity?

>>76730232
>it's a "provinces boo the kicker" episode

Why we need to bring back the empire tbqh

>>76730444
cause rugby is a posh boy sport for poofs

dropping like flies boyz

>bin smuth ded
>crotty ded
Bledisloe's coming home lads

>>76730450
>>76730455
It's on the queue behind you calling the forward pass for the try

why would a SH ref refball NZ?

>>76730476
If you are talking about new zealand they are true blue kiwis

>>76730485
Not only them but also the Fijians that everyone imports.