/MLB/ GENERAL - midget EDITION

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Royals

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*leaves the haters in the dust*

>cleveland

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royals

i fucking hate hosmer's stupid fucking face

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>MFW .500

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Royals

>>76728012
He looks like a pedophile

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>unironically allowing hits to GORDON and ESCOBAR in the SAME INNING

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Injuns desu

hey Nats, still want a closer?

gibe prospects

>>76727996
>They didn't scuff balls
Never said they personally did. I said they would KEEP using balls that got scuffed, which they would

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What did he mean by this?

Lol,

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>>76728061

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>>76728012
>>76728026
The Royals certainly do have a number of very punchable faces. For me, it's Alex Gordon

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>>76728061

>>76728068
Half the team looks mentally retarded. Like they scout for that quality.

>>76728061
I thought you guys had an good closer, your closer (Grilli) did not seem to be that good tonight

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reminder that we won today
i think thins is the only one, so, sorry

>>76728068
You shut your mouth. Gordon has the least punch-able face on the team(when he has facial hair that is)

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Sprinkle in a lil cartoon girl to spice it up a bit

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We currently have more runs than our opponent.

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What did the Blue Jays (and White Sox) mean by this?

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>>76728094
You stealing my fucking folder boi? Post some original shit.

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>>76728099

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>>76728099

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>>76728104
Nice to see someone using my OC

>>76728099
as much meme magic as that team has I'm actually floored by the fact they're 2-335 in those conditions

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>>76728094

>roylels out of the woodwork
>beating the 2017 Jays

>>76728097
But you're playing >us, so that's how it's going to stay

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>>76728097
THIS

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MARINERS!

>>76728130
You forget that they had many years prior to 2014 where they were lucky to have less that 100 wins.

yankees suck lol

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>>76728077
>>76728093
>>>

>>76728174
I can't wait until my Phillies retire the numbers of their 07-11 core

>>76728184
100% Dreamboat

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>>76728154
I have always been here. IDK where these fucks came from.

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Dbacks are about to come back on the Phillies

>>76728154
It's just me and some bandwagoners

>>76728184
Thats a bad pic.

see
>>76728017
for his suave manliness.

>>76728221
Doesn't everyone?

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>>76728221

>>76728232
Not the San Francisco Giants

>>76728173
it's still weird to think that the 2014-2016 royals only had one 3 run 9th inning comeback

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76728254
Yeah, most of the comebacks were 7th or 8th.

>>76728232
not sanFUCKcisco

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>>76728257

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>>76728257

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>"he wasnt feeling good today, he was unavailable" - John Gibbons on not using his closer for the final out instead of letting 3 other guys blow a 3 run lead

>"thats the way it goes sometimes"

>>76728173
*losses
Wow i am drunk.

Explain to me why the Dodgers won't win it all this year

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>>76728282

>>76728283
thank you based bearded boy

>>76728282
>/mlb/
>coherent arguments
people still think DG posts here thats how lost this general is

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>>76728269
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76728283
thank you based bearded boy

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>>76728291
>>76728291
All these years I never looked at Matt Adams feet during that

>>76728283
TYBBB

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>>76728283

>>76728283
TY/BBB/

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>>76728235
WE GOT OUT OF IT. NOW WE HAVE ANOTHER INNING OF HEART POUNDING PAIN

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>kershaw posting because the dodgers are winning
how assblasted are you people? lol

brace for rags

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. . . .

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the rockies are fucking done lol

>>76728406
Oh, is he regressing as well?

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>tfw because of the retarded manager my ace will lose 1-0 again

>R
>A
>G
>S

If you have a ground rule double type situation, but the ball goes over as the runner is rounding third, do they actually force him to go back to second?

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.....................
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>yaks

>>76728446
Yes.

>>76728446
>ground rule double
>double

take a wild guess

>>76728446
you mean a ground-rule double or an automatic double

>old Dad's unis

that takes me waaaaay back

>>76728469
>>76728464
>>76728486
retarded desu. should have the same rules as pickoffs that go into the stands.

>rags

tfw so many blown saves this year

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Name a better non-alcoholic beverage.
I'll wait.

The Phillies now have a 6-1 lead over the Diamondbacks. Hector Neris can still lose this though

Soria got the win btw

>>76728539
LA Croix

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>>76728539
>cool
>clear

>>76728535
tfw you jinxed the Rangers by shitposting about them like an idiot all the fucking time

hope you're happy lol

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>>76728539
Patricians choice for adults coming though

>>76728559
Will one of you guys watch this guys chocolate milk and make sure nothing happens to it?

>>76728565
O-ok

>>76728553
Yea that's totally it

>>76728565
can i put baileys in it?

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>>76728559
>>76728565
>>76728573
FUCK

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You
are all so adorable

PLEASE DRINK


>responsibly

who gives up 15 runs to the rays?

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Based BRad just got ejected

>>76728629
rays have good offense, o's pitching is a dumpster fire. its easy

>>76728626
>drinking alcohol

>>76728626
no

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get the FUCK out of my thread you cunts

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1stros

>>76728664
That's not a bag, lol

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Step aside, you fucking plebs. The God-Tier drink coming through.

>>76728674
it's been poured. you don't drink it out of the bag you animal

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PHILLIES WIN!

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>>76728690
Bags heh

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Phillies won!

Hooray!

Dodgers going to be building on that first place lead tonight
feels good man

>>76728700
lol

>>76728704
what's the source on the original image

>>76728693
>>76728704
you know, there something that makes me happy when the worst team in baseball still has active fans who post in these kinds of threads.

bravo

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comfy af tbdesu

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>>76728716
Senran Kagura Mobage card from sports event his weekend.

Character: Shiki (cute gyaru buddhist (vampire?))

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>>76728705
*mad as fuck kershaw posting intesifies*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE said the triggered assblasted faggot who the dodgers fucked up

>>76728721
There wasn't a single Snek fan in the game thread. I wanted to talk Steve Finley too

>>76728736
only understood a couple of those words, but cool, saved. grats on the win

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Woo! .500! I made a shitty webm in celebration!

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>>76728693
Good job cellarbros.

is it too late to >rags?

>>76728747
Seriously, where are all the Snek fans? Their team has been amazing lately

>>76728779
It's never too late. Watch:
>rags

Walgreens actually traded the second best reliever in baseball for a closer that didn't get them a playoff series win.

>>76728792
The Nationals never had David Robertson though.

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>>76728788
That's what I was saying. They're such a good team, and they're a FUN team, yet nothing.

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>>76728796
>All with 2 outs
wew

>>76728758
>>76728796
good webms

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You may only reply to this post if your ace has lost 1-0 twice this season

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There may be temporary stops but ain't no stopping this tank

Anyone have a webm of Gardner's home run?

>>76728801
A BIG

>>76728788
>>76728788

I imagine it has something to do with nobody in arizona ever feeling the need to browse a japanese image board filled with neets

>>76728831
Pretty aggressive post from a guy online at 12 am

>>76728831
They have cool jerseys and they are aggresivu as fuck tho man.

If I was in Arizona id be a fan.

>>76728828
dicc

>>76728842
He must be high test

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who ever that negro RF the rockies got lmfao thank you based RF negro.

imagine yasiel puig with AIDS and no arm.
thats who the rockies put on the field tonight


RIP in piss Colorado Rockies April 4th 2017 - June 23 2017

>doyers a game out from best record in baseball
>>>in a division with 3 highly competitive teams
friendly reminder that all other divisions do not matter

HOLY SHIT DYSON!

>>76728871
That woman is not very attractive. Surely Pweeg can do better?

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>the sad and broken heart of Nolan Arenado
soon brother, soon you'll be in dodger blue just like you belong

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>Rockies tripfaggot complaining about Dodgers "cupcake schedule"
>the Dodgers actually played teams with a .500+ record during this month
>Rockies didn't play a single team over .500 during the very same period
>now that the Rockies have played AZ and LA, 2 teams both over .500 they are 1-4 against teams over .500
>there isn't a single Rockies trip in the Dodgers/Rockies game thread

I'm so surprised.

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You may only reply to this post if you got shutout by the Padres this season.

I hope the Phillies give MLJ another start. He did really well in the spot start

>>76728947
>against sanFUCKcisco
take it easy there lmfao

>>76728956
You, uh, know the Phillies played the Dbacks tonight, right? One of those tough NLW teams you always brag about?

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>>76728956
He pitched 6 scoreless against the DBacks, friend.

>>76728956
It was the Diamondbacks you geek

>>76728904

pweeg's real wife is hot as fuck, son

The astros have given up 3 runs on wild pitches in one inning

>>76728982
post 'er

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>dodgers caliente as fuck
>/mlb/ is dead ass silent
kik cock cuck

Jorge Soler

who fell off hardest, Miggy, Cargo or Ryan Howard?

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>>76728989

>>76729011
Ryan Howard's career literally ended once teams started shifting

>>76729016
So you were kidding about her being hot?

>>76729016
>those hands

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Chatwood is the guy with the dick cancer right? homie looks like he got a tan from all that radiation, and kershaw i going to end his career tomorrow.

i rest his soul in piss

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>>76729017
They started shifting in 2006. His career started slipping in 2010, then fell off when he ruptured his Achilles

>>76728990
this is very true.

what happened to all the "muh overhyped dodgers" posters?

Best team in the mlb as far as run difference is concerned

>>76729035

The Giants killed cRyan Cowards career

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>>76729025
I never said she was
>>76729028
Chad Bettis not Tyler Chatwood

>>76729035
no, he's right. The shift actually killed Howard.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/ryan-howards-career-is-dead-the-shift-killed-it/

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>Dodgers have won 14 out of their last 15
>Now on an 8 Win Streak

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>>76729046
>what happened to all the "muh overhyped dodgers" posters?
assblasted indians posters who couldnt take a loss, to this day they think anybody who shits on their ass team is DG.

>>76729054
But his 2011 was fine
>>76729069
>Nate Plastic's site
haha no. He was bad against the shift, but he frequently had people on base when he hit before the 2011 NLDS

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Have ToJo's poolshot because reasons

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>>76729090
"haha dude im not gonna read this article that clearly says im wrong. nate silver is such a cuck hehe"

>>76729106
Who the fuck is ToJo

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>>76729123
>2010-2016
There's TWO seasons out of those 7 where he was anything good. Coincidentally, those seasons were BEFORE pic related. No amount of memeing from you can change that
>>76729125
Tommy Joseph, Phillies 1B

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>2005-2011
>Ruptured achilles
>2012-2016
Really makes you think

>chris charter dfa"d

Bout fucking time

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>Cris Carter designated for assignment

hey Yankees, Lucas Duda has 3 XBH tonight

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>>76728796

>>76729007

Hey, that guy is pretty cool.

Also, what happened to Rockies Fan? He hasn't been posting.

nobody reply

>>76729244
Fuck you, I reply

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>>76729244
agreed, lets talk about this for a minute

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>>76729266
>>76729266
>>76729266

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wew lads

>>76729244
replied

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Its been 3 months and I'm STILL in a fucking standoff after the game froze
Fucking SDS

>>76728936
yo dg, did you see that your boys Tanaka and Darvish pitch beautifully today?

>>76729154
OWG ended Ryan Howard's career and HoF chances.

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>>76729332
Can't argue that

So aside from Colorado and Arizona, what are some meme teams that play really good at home and not well most anywhere else

tbf, Howard fell off over the course of several seasons. Miggy and Cargo both fell off in just one

>>76729414
Apparently this new Sun Trust Park is a hitters park, but the Braves are far from a meme team, that is until next year when they are competing for a wild card spot and Braves fans come out of the wood work.

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>>76729434
And they have a foolproof plan to get there

>not a single post from a Rockies fan in this thread

Looks like they finally went back to /nfl/

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>Dodgers 18 hours away form the best record in baseball
>/mlb/ is schleep
Everytime

>>76729813
dumb phoneposter

>>76729813
DG thinks that if the doyers end up with the #1 seed they won't choke in the playoffs like always

>>76728174
I'm going tomorrow. Gotta honor my boy.

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Where's the guy with concerns on Michael Fulmer's shoulder

I need your immediate reaction to this picture.

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>>76729959
Not that guy but Cespedes hit a home on Friday

>>76729959
Pretty sure fat Harvey also threw 100mph and sat at 97-99mph regularly before his TJS. But whatver, you do you.

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

Greatest pitchers in baseball history

1. Clayton Edward Kershaw

POWER GAP

2. doesn't matter jajajajajaajaa
3. jajajajajajajajaajajajajaaaa

don't even @ me

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>>76731574
Quit false flagging you pebbles nigger.

76731628
you need to shut the fuck up

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>>76731670
>IT WAS OUR YEAR TO WIN THE SERIES!! WE WOULD WIN AT HOME IN OUR FUCKING MEME PARK!


Lmaoing at your life famalamadingdong

why is this sissy talking to me lmao
just go somewhere nigga, not here
I appreciate the (You) but don't @ me ever again

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:^)

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:^ )

Kershaw sucks and so do the Dodgers lmao

Are the Dodgers officially winning the series now?

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>>76732661
No. They'll find a way to shit the bed.

>>76728099
That's actually a horrible record. Should be "what did the Royals mean by this?"

>>76732650
that's an honest truth mi amigo

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You may only reply to this post if your team has scored the most runs in mlb this month.

>>76729163
Awww.... I liked Carter. Seems like a nice dude.

>>76727980

Midgets are actually banned from playing in the MLB

>>76733238

I wish I could go through the struggles of my life with the same smile and happy face Carter did

>>76728539
I always ask for water cups at fast food places then get seltzer from the fountain, because it's just water

That's how I rack up the $aving$ without killing myself with sugar

>>76733206
You may only reply to this post if your team has been in the playoffs in the last 15 years

>>76733585
I tried that shit at Chipotle and they bitched at me

>>76728539
gatorade propel & powerade zero, my faves

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>>76733256
umm

>>76734929
They're trying to charge you full price for something with no syrup in it. Tell them to kiss your ass next time.

>>76735398
Is that Craig Biggio?

>>76735493
He used to be, but he turned hispanic when they moved to the AL (Craig Biggio played in the NL)

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Mets For Sale:
Duda
Cabrera
Reed
Blevins
Grandy
Can't have DeGrom

>>76729813
>12 am- 3 am on a Friday night
>why is no one talking about the dodgers?

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>>76733206

>>76734332
im replying anyway

Is it wrong that I kind of feel bad for Chr*s C*rter? He's absolute dog shit, but he seemed like a nice guy.

>>76735655
what if I told you we ONLY want DeGrom?

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>wake up
>its Buehrle day

HYPE

>>76735726
That is how I feel too. All of his plate struggles, he never once chimped out.

>>76735655
Does that say Mets in spanish?

>>76735655
Not one of those guys is worth Sale.

>>76735726
he always seemed like a bro but he was so frustrating to watch

Now that the Yankees suck, all the Mets fans are back. It seems a little suspicious to me, Lads.
>hmmmmmmmm

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>>76736055

>>76736171
fuck off im still rooting for the yanks

>>76736171
Yeah. Yankee fan until I die.

>>76736712
>>76736238
But are you from new york?

>>76736757
minnesota, why?

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*humiliates you*

>>76736757
Kansas..... But lived in Connecticut as a kid

>>76736884
>ball inside and nearly hits the batter so much so that he has to duck out of the way
>called a strike

ROBOTUMPS FUCKING WHEN

>>76729163
We have Tyler Austin and will have Greg Bird back at some point. No need for Duda.

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>>76736974
hi, hunter!

>>76728650

>being a fag who can't enjoy a few cold ones

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>>76736952
FUCKING MASSHOLE TRANSPLANTS STOP COMING HERE

>>76738047
Hope he didn't get hurt tbqh

>>76738075
hope he did tbqh

>>76738185
Whitley mom comes to every game to cheer on her son

And you ask this

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GOOD MORNING /mlb/!!!!!!!!!!!

this is like summer camp and the weekends
I love based ball
what's for breakfast?
>sausage, beer and toast; and desert, a bit of weed

who /hatestheroyals/ here?

>>76738316
Yes

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Thinking about getting drunk by myself today, boys

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who /bearded boy/

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>>76738371
long as you get all the beer you need and no driving
>no walking either
>lie down

>>76738371
How else would you get drunk

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>>76738532


based

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>>76738800
>>76738819
>vidya for a couple hours
>4 PM Nats start
>Joe Ross
>vs Reds

Yep, gonna be the perfect day to get blasted

Chance Adams was given his passport today by the Yankees. SOON.

2.12 ERA/0.879 WHIP. 52 SO/46.2 IP. 8 games.

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>>76738297

buttered banana bread
some Gatorade (fierce grape for immediate hydration)
some water pipe hits, purp. kindu kush

Ready Freddy

>>76727980
>bluefish
Bridgeport literally the worst team in ALPB desu senpai

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r/c: seymour chemin

>>76739277
>>76739277
>>76739277

BUEHRLE THREAD

ITS TIME

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>Osuna will try to be available to Blue Jays today but isn't sure. He's working with a psychologist. "I wish I knew how to get out of this."

why are all Blow Gays players mental midgets?

>>76739486
wew

Is this why Price is such a bitch with Boston now? His Toronto tenure must've given him a pussy or something.

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Toronto Blue Jays closer Roberto Osuna said he is dealing with an anxiety issue and is unsure when he will be available to pitch again.

Osuna disclosed his situation to reporters on Saturday morning, less than 24 hours after not pitching in a save situation for the Blue Jays. The hard-throwing right-hander said he's not sure whether he'll be available to face the Kansas City Royals on Saturday as he tries to work through his issues.

EDITOR'S PICKS
Royals beat Blue Jays 5-4, at .500 for 1st time since April
Whit Merrifield hit a two-run, two-out double that capped a four-run rally in the ninth inning, and the Kansas City Royals beat the Toronto Blue Jays 5-4 on Friday night to reach .500 for the first time since April.
"I really don't know how to explain it. I just feel anxious, I feel like I'm lost a little bit right now," Osuna said through a translator. "I'm just a little bit lost right now.

"This has nothing to do with me being on the field. I feel great out there. It's just when I'm out of baseball, when I'm not on the field, that I feel just weird and a little bit lost."

After Kansas City scored four runs in the bottom of the ninth inning for a 5-4 victory on Friday night, Toronto manager John Gibbons said that Osuna wasn't feeling well, declining to discuss the matter further.

Osuna, 22, has 19 saves and a 2.48 ERA in 31 appearances this season.

"I wish I knew how to get out of this, but we're working on it, trying to find ways to see what can make me feel better," he said. "But, to be honest, I just don't know."

Why do you post in general threads instead of learning how to produce engaging threads that better the culture of the board?

Just curious as to why you like the reddit format but refuse to post on reddit

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>Why do you post in general threads instead of learning how to produce engaging threads that better the culture of the board?

>>76739673
>Soccerfan.jpg

>>76739486
>>76739651
kek

>>76729492

Dante Bichette

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>mental midget confirmed

He may be MLB tier on the mound but he's still a kid with a AA mindset and hasn't experienced this kind of hardship as a team before. No excuse for this mismanagement of him.

Would other teams tolerate this from their closer or be sent to the minors to sort out his 'issues'?

>>76739870
Everyone would tolerate it because it's a mental health issue and teams have to be seen as caring, even though this shit is a business and this pussy is losing them money because he was born without a ball sack

Official statement:
>We'll give him the love and care that he needs for as long as it takes.

Literally every other statement:
>This fucking pussy

Does Anze and DG still post here?

>Clayton Kershaw's FIP is 3.54
Are we witnessing the end of an era?

>>76739931
Just normal decline with age and injury.

royals blue jays
>>76739988
>>76739988
>>76739988

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Shut down Osuna for the season or trade him. This ballclub doesn't need a closer, it needs a new lineup, farm and a new bullpen.

>>76740027
Part of me wants to laugh you because your fanbase was such a piece of shit in 2015, but the other part of me knows that those fans have fucked off back to /hoc/

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>It's a Cubs batting don't support Lackey episode
He needs to learn to batt like Arrieta to take matters into his own hands.

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>tfw never gonna finish the Cruz Program HR challenge

>Scott Soshnick
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lol jeter is not buying the team

>whos getting BTFO on the retirement day of their hero
At what point do we start feeling sorry for them?

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>>76741163
>Jeter getting cucked by Jeb!

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Red Sox fans are just disgusting, but I shouldn't be surprised because we already knew this

/mlb/ could you beat tha freeze?

FUCK LSjew

>>76741625
Jeb is finally going to win something!

>>76741829
They should have him race MLB's fastest players during the all-star break

>Finally get to watch my brewers on national tv
>it's Garza vs Dickey
WEW

cubs vs fish

>>76742747

>>76742747

>>76742747

These umps doing the Braves Brewers game are full on retards. Already a brewer tossed with one out in the game and then a terrible balk call that wasn't one.

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>winning record