/hoc/

hokkei sucks

>>76726935
Didn't read lmao

>>76726935
Ok Robyn Regehr

>>76726950
AYYYYYYYYYYY BTFO kek

>>76726935
>being a monkey

WTF IS COLBY ARMSTRONG DOIN IN A OILS UNIFORM

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Your 2018 Rocket Richard winner

I'll repeat
Reaves was a playoff legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfjpoL78ErA

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When will Sakic give up and just settle for the Preds deal? August maybe?

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>>76726960
Laughing at Ryan Smyth

>>76726961
Move aside niglet

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Post yfw /yourteam/ announced their 1st round pick

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>>76726982
>anime nerd surviving 5 minutes in da chel

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>No trades today

how does edmonton always end up with these fucking meme players?

>>76726930
>says he's a nip
>literally is a white man.

>>76727003
*telelports the puck behind your goalie*

Nothing personnel baka gaijin

>>76727018
His dad is half jap half Hawaiian

>>76726941
Yeah, I'd agree to that. But probably St Louis was much hornier for the Russian pick anyway.

Malkin is known to get into drama with other Russians. Where as Tarasenko will probably be elated to have some company in his Russki clique.

Sometimes a particularly player is more valuable to one team than another and I think that was the case here.
Reaves was more valuable to Pitt and Kostin meant more to St Louis.
Sundqvist was just a bonus "maybe" player, though he has struggled some.

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>>76727016
They recognized that memes are the future and are getting in on the ground floor

>>76727031
>not even full breed nip

confirmed bust.

>>76727035
>Tarasenko will probably be elated to have some company in his Russki clique.
Two years ago the local rumors were that Tarasenko was having a hard time in St Louis and was putting on weight and not talking to anyone during off season because he missed his Russians. I think that's why Armstrong brought in Yakupov.

Although Reaves and Tarasenko were good friends.

>>76726982
how long before he goes full Elliot and kills McGaykid?

>some unfortunate play by play guy will have to call a Puljujarvi to Yamamoto goal

What the fuck. Why trade for reaves. Fucking garbage

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>draisaitl/pulju/yamamoto anti-comintern line

look out commie fucking shits

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>mfw we drafted Jonathan Toews 2.0

>>76727073
because their guy was off the board and the rest of this draft is trash.

>>76727072
yamamoto is easy to say.

I couldn't even begin to pronounce the other name.

>>76727100
Pull you yar v iirc

>>76727100
poop in a jar vi

>>76727073
>you now remember Stone punching Crosby in the face
>you now remember Subban punching Crosby in the back of the head
>you now remember Niskanen cheapshot

You may not like it but I bet Sid appreciates it.

>>76727132
Dont they have sestito?

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>october 4th, 2017
>first game of the season for the Oilers and Flames
>CBC coverage finally switches over from the >laffs
>calgary's coach is going ballistic
>scoreboard shows the Oilers up 10-0 before the puck drops
>Kailer "Thrilla of Manila" Yamamoto has been scoring goals on the calgary net during warm up
>refs decide to let the goals count after reviewing them on the new nintendo switch review monitors
>post game interview with him
>"our embassy in calgary was slow decrypting the announcement of the dropping of the puck"

>>76727132
crysby is a faggot pussy i cant wait to see him get concussed again next year while reaves is on the bench not really caring

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>>76727152
x3

>>76727132
if Crosby wasn't a dirty fuck maybe people wouldn't retaliate against him

>>76727147
Sestito can't skate, pass, shoot, or do anything

For me, it's the Long Island Ers

>>76727069
Plus I believe the POOs need a 3rd line center and Kostin can probably give them that right away.

However if he ends up being a wing, then they might have to consider Sundqvist as a 4c and Brodziak as a 3C.
Which is is where Sundqvist comes into the picture.

>>76727151
is that kailer "barber of pearl harbour" yamamoto?

>$5 Tuesday movie theater is the Preds prospect's favorite thing about Sioux City

Finns

>>76727223
That's a pretty good pick at 30 tbqhwy. Throught he might go a little earlier

>>76727200
I think part of it is the Pens have kind of given up on Sundqvist after his shit season, especially with the way Aston-Reese has been looking.

>>76727249
Pens badly need centermen though. Cullen definitely retiring

>>76727219
Kailer "Get the pails, Prince of Wales" Yamamoto

>>76727249
yeah, the penguins dumped him but with Lehtera traded and not really any NHL ready prospects the Blues are more likely to "give him a shot" if Kostin prefers wing over center.
They are getting thin at center ice.

>>76727200
3rd line center could be, at any time, Sobotka, Brodziak, Fabbri, or Schenn. Even Berglund could drop the 3rd line

Redpill me on Heiskanen

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>>76727248
yeah I didn't read much about the draft this year but he seems good

>>76727132

>you know remember Crosby chimping the fuck out on Subban

>tfw your team takes the kid with the highest ceiling in the entire draft

Feels great to be a Canucks fan today, Pettersson is going to be a stud

>>76727316
>finnish defending

>>76727333
If finnish defending sucks then explain why we just saw so many elite finns getting drafted in rd 1

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>>76727329
>implying Subban didn't have it coming

>>76727355
Severe brain damage is a requirement to be a GM

>>76726930
Someone should tell the nigger faggots in charge in Missouri that Jori Lehtera is a better player than Brayden giveaway Schwann

Capitals won the draft re-signing Oshie.

LMAO /hoc/ BTFO
>h-he will leave!

>>76727314
almost certain Schenn will be on line two desu.
Berglund is probably a #2 center on their team currently.

That leaves a handful of "flex" players and Brodziak and Sundqvist.
Thats not really a bad thing though, they can move guys around as need be.

I doubt fabbri will be a center though, undersized centers are rarely a thing in the NHL, especially on a checking line.
Sobotka and Kostin could be interchangeable though.

>tfw one of my best friends is a grill and a major hokkei fan
>tfw too scared to ask her out because i'm afraid i'll lose my friendship
what do m9's

>>76727365
this, they all have CTE

>>76727132
>>76727329
oooh I 'member

>>76727385
Do it you fucking pussy

>>76727269
>Pens badly need centermen though.

Aston-Reese will step in to fill whatever gap is left by Sundqvist. They should definitely pick up a vet rental for the coming season though. IDK who they can pick up in the $1-2m Cullen was in. Haven't been following the FAs that closely.

>>76727379
My guess is they'll keep Brodz on the fourth line so that they can use him and Upsall on PK whenever needed.

>>76727385
it's not healthy to fixate like that, attraction is normal but you don't have to make it a big deal

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>>76727371
>signing a 30 year old shoot out meme to an 8 year / 5m aav contract

>>76727430
anon there is something wrong with your baby

>>76727385
Yes

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>>76726991
Wongs taking Rasmussen. Not as asshurt as many people are about it but still, pic related.

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>Heiskanen-Klingberg
>Lindell-Honka

Brehs....

Remindee that Casey Mittelstadt cannot do 1 (one) pullup

>>76727461
eichel will teach him how to do it

>>76727430
Oshie is an elite goalscorer. Caps would have been in deep shit if we lost him

>>76727322
>Kyle Connor
Based as fuck.

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>He doesn't rate Elias Pettersson
Wew, where were you when the best player in the draft went to Hongcouver?

>>76727430
>tfw Ohsie Shane DOAN'D himself
>tfw will never buy an Oshie jersey because he plays for a shit franchise
sad desu, he's one of my favorite players.

>>76727489
At least the caps have a chance at the cup. Yotes never sniffed it

>>76727477
>elite goalscorer
>literally only scored 30+ goals ONCE with a pure meme shooting percentage that won't repeat

TJ why are you shitposting on /hoc/?

the Flyers are now Schennless

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>>76727482
shitposting on /hoc/ ofc

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Hischier > Hiskanen >>>>>>> Patrick

>>76727477
>finally has a year worthy of a top lineman in a contract year
>elite scorer

wew lad, hope you're ready for the crash.

>>76727477
Sure thing TJ "Henry" Oshie

>>76727461
He's going to go play college hockei and be forgotten by the time he's ready to even be in the AHL.

He's one of those guys that will probably make the league someday but be a "literally who" and "wtf he was a 1st round pick 5 years ago? I dont even remember that" type of guy.

>>76727509
Yotes have gone deeper in the playoffs the past 20 years than the Caps m8

>>76727544
Shut the fuck up you faggot

>>76727544
OVECHKIN ON SUICIDE WATCH

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what a cutie

>>76727542
People seem to hate both Casey and Michael Rasmussen alot.

>>76727557
>mad
>at facts

>>76727561
Looks like a poofter

>>76727561
Can't wait for Reaves to ruin this smug fucker.

>>76727566
project players are never popular, despite being a very common backbone on the NHL.

Everyone wants hockey to be like the NBA where your pick is a stud immediately, but thats rarely the case.
NHL and MLB survive off of their project prospects. Even if its anti climactic.

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REEE THEY RUINED IT

>>76727561
not as cute as Nico

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>look up prospect highlights
>shitty music starts playing over the play by play
>every goal is followed by stupid visual effects

>>76727513
That's 30 goals we can't afford to lose. Who's gonna step up if we had lost him?

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nabbed a pretty good right handed dman

how'd your draft go?

>>76727594
Lol it's like every prospect that gets drafted is going to be a bust. These 'fans' just don't understand the point you just made. Very valid anon.

reminder that yamamoto has the highest ppg of the entire draft class

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>>76727616
What do you think they do in the locker room?

>>76727594
nfl might be right in having a (unofficial) minimum age
make players be 19 or 20 before they're draft eligible

>>76727628
the problem is that you're going to lose probably 10 of those anyway and you've given yourself an albatross that you'll be looking to dump in like 4 years

And Schenn basically went for nothing tonight, there are always options out there

>>76727635
What league did he play in though? Cause it might not mean ding-dong diddly fuck.

>>76727650
whl, meanwhile nico "cucklord" hirshier plays in the the qmjhl

>>76727668
How is a 5'8" 150 lb forward going to survive in the nhl

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WHO THE FOOK IS THIS GUY!?!?!?

6'2" AND 150 POUNDS???

GET THIS FUCKING BUST MANLET OUTTA HERE!!!

FUCK SWEDES AND FUUUUUUUUUUUCK FINNS!!!

So how mad are Habs fans at their pick not even wanting to play for them?

>>76727689
This is actually a good pick, retatd

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>>76727683
By diving

bettman bullying the shitcago crowd was the best part

>>76727698
Nah they shoulda taken Vilardi or Glass

>>76727683
Haven't you noticed? The NHL is getting smaller for more speed.

>>76727698
Absolutely not. There were way better players beneath him.

If there's anything worse than a Finn, it's a lanklet.

>>76727733
I notice these small guys miss 30 games a season

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I'm so excited to be drafted by the Toronto Canadians

>>76727741
like who?

Also, did any other Canucksbro go to the draft party? It was pretty shit.

Why are people pretending they know who any of these players are?

>>76727668
>>76727683
Johnny Gaudreau m8. But Yamamoto was certainly in the more competitive league than Nico, but numbers and league won't exactly trumph the overall skill set, and leadership that Hischier will offer.

>>76727753
Any qt grils there?

>>76727753
a shitty party in vancouver? you dont say

So since Pens traded for Reaves and got their one black player, it's pretty much a given Daley isn't getting resigned.

>>76727766
>leadership
ahaha

>>76727776
trips confirmed

>>76727753
Last year was pretty fun, but they didn't open the whole arena like last year after this happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igj7DeLk6Do

>>76727770
No, I was probably the hottest one there. And by that, I mean I was sweating. It was 22, and even though it wasn't that packed, it was pretty warm.

Fugg, too hot. Gonna melt.

I was tryna cop some cheap Reeboks, but the Vanjewver owners didn't feel like having a fire sale for some reason.

>>76727774
Fuck you and your shit city.

>>76727692

more concerned that our guy had spaghetti coming out of all his pockets

he looks like a Lars Eller 2.0 which is fine, hopefully >we get some players with higher ceilings tomorrow

>>76727805
overdose already you fuckface

>>76727798
>TKACHUK! TKACHUKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
>he gets 50 points as an 18-year-old

>"we would like to draft Juolevi"
>boos
>he's a fucking bust

wew

Speaking of manlets who get injured, Conor Sheary can play 60+ regular season games an additional 22 in the playoffs at 5'9" 170. Manlets are fine.

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>6'2"
>170 pounds

Why do we like lanklets so much?

I wish I had a pic of Petterson at the draft, I couldn't stop staring at his legs. His thighs were as big as most men's forearms.

>>76727867
Lanklets are good at hockey

>>76727867
It makes sense for goalies to be lanklets. Too much weight will fuck their knees up and reduce how explosive their side to side movements are. Being tall is an obvious advantage when it comes to being hit with pucks

>>76727766
I used to think Gaudreau was a meme, but he's actually a really skilled, quick, and smart player.
He really displays a lot carrying that shit tier USA IIHF team.

I'm not sure every manlet is automatically going to have that skillset right out of the gate. He's legitimately a good player.

But I get what you're saying. St Louis was like 5'4 and had a good career too.

>>76727888
not really, all the biggest chokers are the lanklets

im just looking at this latest batch of finnish mega busts and its astounding how mediocre they are

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>>76727888
Name one. Manlets are far superior.

This small Asian manlet, who's smaller than everyone on the stage, including the "1-kid-per-NHL-team" was taller than him.

And he's going to RIPPPP the league up.

>>76727906
>name one
Chara

>>76727904
I heard that this was the year with the most Finns in the 1st round. 6? I can't believe 6 teams are falling for busts. Guess the Canucks aren't the only chokers this draft.

>>76727016
Name four memers on the Oilers

>>76727923
chara is dogshit

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>>76727923
260 pounds isn't "lankley"

Also he's shit right now.

>>76727904
Nah, heiskanen is a phenomenal skater. Tolvanen will be a great top 6 player

>>76727932

Bulju alone is worth five memesters

>>76727934
He is now that he's older but he won a cup and a norris trophy before

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>>76727932
McMeme
Pulju
Draisaitl
Yamamoto

Their last 4 picks have been pure meme

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What do you think about Asians flooding the league? Seems like there's only going to be more, as Asian immigrant kids finally reach that age.

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>>76727942
>mfw Chara is a golden God
I never knew.
Hope those slavic whores had many of his children.

>>76727974
Name one asian defenceman that doesn't suck

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>>76728005
only babby wyte boiz put up point

REAL asian MMMMMMENNNNN put up points

pic related, the most dominant asian man in the league next year

"i am the next mario lemieux"

>>76727974
>there are like 4 or 5 asians, most of them prospects
>OMG ASIANS ARE DOMINATING!
uuuuhhhhmmm no sweetie, there is still not even an asian player on the level of Pk Subban and he is a dumb ape.

Im glad you got some new schlicking material, honey, but please stop baiting.

>>76727974
Figures it happens. With so many asian immigrants we know they would take up hockey at some point. It'll be interesting. Lose size but maybe we gain skill/speed

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>>76728037
i think NHL is a good league for asians

you don't have to be huge so tiny asian boiz can still play in the league, so long as you're quick and have a good shot

if they were in the NFL they'd get murked, too small. not in the NBA too, since they're not melanin enriched and not oppressed enough by whitey

>>76728035
PK Subban is one of the BEST defensemen in the league, retardo

>Theres still no dominant player in ANY sport named "Patel"
Cmon Indians

>pengoons coming back
Boy I can't wait to lose to the islanders in the first round

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>>76728076
not even in cricket? weird

>>76727898
Oh dude, Marty was the man. Brian Gionta was a dwarf too and still had a solid career.

foo signing with edmonton for sure now

>>76728071
Looks they're starting to realize its good for them too. Shame the olympics will only be junior players in Korea and probably in china

>>76728107
The dominant player in cricket was called Brian.

>>76727865
Sheary produced at stupid levels this past season when he was healthy. 25th in PPG among all players during the regular season.

You also have to think Pens signing Reaves will equate to less injuries next year. At the very least it's simply trading down 20 draft pick spots to make Crosby and Malkin happy, which is always a good thing.

>>76728076
Indians are the least athletic people, even lower than Filipinos

>>76728116
The NHL will go to China, they actually care about that market

Gretzky should tell the NHL to unretire his number so the kids can wear their birth year

>>76728125
This, there's a LA/Hongcouver preseason game in China this year

>tfw you hear an Edmonton Oilers fan trying to banter and all you can think is how absolutely bottom tier pathetic it is

>>76728141
Only autists do this

>>76728076
there was supposed to be an indian player

the canucks drafted that poo poo in loo loo

but then he injured himself too much and busted himself in to a pile of poo

>>76728076
fucking kek

>>76728141
Gretzsky's number should stay retired, because he is the great one. Even if you want to use his number, it's a player you respect

>>76728141
Gretzky can have the NHL tickle his taint.

>>76728141
>not enjoying 1999 and 2000 born kids being btfo

I'm excited for some forward to wear #1 in the 2019-20 season

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>>76728158
SAY THAT TO MY FACE BITCH

To: Peter Chiarelli

Please don't sign Spencer Foo enough stinky smelly dogfucker chinamen for one off season

Thank you for your time,
Regards: ~~~ ed from Edmonton

>>76728169
The whole Cuckzky meme needs to fucking die already
>le play against plugs and score on dump-in tier shots against drunks man

>>76728202
Crosby is autismal af

>>76728202
Crosby is highly autistic. Notice he has no social media

>>76728202
>yfw crosby has been hit in the head so many times he has gone face blind

>>76728217
If it was so easy to score then why didn't anyone else score like him? He won the Art Ross 3 times with just his assist totals. He routinely wrapped up the Art Ross before January

Are there any players where the mom was an Asian? I'm thinking like 4 players that were of Asian descent, but all of them had an Asian dad or an Asian grandfather.

I guess it's hard to tell if they have a white last name, but I can't think of any.

>>76728141
The idea of retiring numbers for the entire league is dumb anyways, a sports included. If a team wants to retire a number just for their team, fine.

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>>76728255
>>76728141
Deal with it

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>>76728233
>>76728240
>>76728243

>>76728255
I can kind of get it when it transcends the sport like Jackie Robinson but I don't like taking the opportunity away from future players to pay homage to past greats. It's cool seeing the legacy of guys like Orr living on through today.

>>76728293
>dropping gloves
Fake and gay

>>76728252
no, for some reason wm/af always results in a socially maligned psychopath

>>76728252

WM + AF = supreme gentleman psychopath autist

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>>76728169
some people in this thread unironically believe he wasn't the greatest player of all time
>mfw

>>76728252
I assume Victor Bartley if only because an Asian likely doesn't have the last name Bartley

>>76728310
Think that's a result of old men who couldn't get a mate at a proper age marrying retarded asians.
It's not a good gene combo.

>>76728308
He fights SOMETIMES
https://youtu.be/lX1r6fQjBq4
>>76728252
I literally can't think of any. Probably is though

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>>76728310
>>76728318
>hating on the supreme gentleman

Why is that the case though? Kinda fucking weird.

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>>76728293
Keep your head on a swivel punk

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>Redwings: "We need a top 2 D man for the future"
>Draft an overrated tank who can't score 5v5
>mfw

>>76728365
No top 2 d-men were left

>>76728322
Who is your choice?

>>76728161
Lol Prab Rai. Fucking busted curry bowl.

>>76728365

>getting a top 2 defender at 9th overall
Gonna have to suck more than that next season if you want a good defender next year, wongs. Most years if you aren't picking top 5 your odds of getting an impact player go down dramatically. With the way the NHL works there is literally no reason for any team to be anything besides tanking as hard as possible or competing for Cups because everything in between is a waste of time. It's Min/Max: The League.

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:)

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>Red Wings could have Chychrun and Liligren on their team
>Instead they have Cholowski and Rasmussen
Please.
Just.
Make.
The pain.
Stop.

I hope the Canucks take that Fin manlet at 33. They are probably going Hague though because muh size on D

>>76728423
I remember from 10 years ago when he was drafted. HF curry poos talked about how "good" he'd be, so did all the poos I know.

Little do poos know, despite about a population of 2 billion people, they can't do sports, or anything worth a damn for that matter. Literally barely any gold medals in the Olympics to speak of. And they can't even win their biggest national sport.

>>76728322
He's the greatest, but I'd argue that Lemieux or lidstrom are better just from their impacts respectively as well

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>>76728336
Smug bulju

>>76728439
Still have Sproul, Jensen and Hicketts

>>76728460
He was going to put a Canuck flag in every temple in Surrey but noooio

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>>76728479
Surrey is Oil Country

>>76728529
sometimes kipp makes a good post

>>76728529
Faggots need to delete their tweets christ

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>>76728429

I would have rather they took the risk in taking Liljegren and hoped he panned out like he was supposed to before turning into a bandaid. I can already see it, Rasmussen will be in Grand Rapids for years before playing maybe 1 or 2 seasons on Detroit's 4th line then fucking off to Europe at the end of whatever shit contract Holland gives him.

>>76728439
I'm content with the Rasmussen pick, but knowing what we did last year still makes me steam to this day. I understand you needed to move the Datsyuk contract, but all we did was lose hard in that whole ordeal.

>>76728307
Jackie Robinson isn't even a top 15 baseball player of all time

>>76728467
>lidstrom
>impact

Dude was a meme

>>76728566
If the Wongs had taken a defenceman they would've taken Cal Foote before Liljegeren.

>>76728587
Shittiest post in this thread

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_first_overall_NHL_draft_picks

Which country seems to be missing from this list?

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Can we talk about Gabriel "the steal of the century" Vilardi was drafted by the Kings?

>>76728307
#4 was popular with defencemen before Orr. 99 was literally never used before Gretzky

>>76728429
Literally not true at all with the exception of a handful of star centerman and Ovechkin

Name your 5 best defenseman in the NHL. Now how many were taken in the top 5 of the draft? Top 10?
Likely 0 for both

>>76728567
They did it in some retarded bid to try sign Stamkos and staple another year on to the streak and once he signed in Tampa it immediately became a colossally retarded move.

I hate Holland so much.

>>76728607
He's an elite player but compared to Lemieux or Gretzky he was nothing

>>76728610
Kings still need a goalie

>>76728623
obviously not 0, Hedman and Doughty would be in some lists

The return of Production!!!!

>>76728623
Drew Doughty for starts

>>76728649
>trading for a forward when you have literally no defense

What did Shitcago mean by this?

>>76728610
Dude can't skate, he's perfect for LA

>>76727449
>try to get by with a surplus of finnish forwards
>figure out it doesn't work
>try to get by with two finnish golies
>figure out it doesn't work

hmm, maybe finnish defense?

>>76727932
>Kris Russell @ 4x4

>>76728644
You wouldnt happen to know if there are any left worth mentioning? I want to look at some footage of kids still available for the second round but dont know any names.

>>76728429

this is laughably wrong

>draft so weak it doesn't even have a Laine, let alone a Matthews, McDavid, or Eichel

Other than Pettersson, who are the certified busts?

>>76728669
Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen is the best goalie in the draft

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>>76728646
Hedman is literally the most overrated player in the sport. I'd take guys like Ryan McDonagh over le 6'7" can't check man
Hedman is fucking dust and I'm not even trolling one fucking iota.

Suddenly canucks have bo, baer, goldie, bes, elias, dahlen all coming through. Juolevi too. And probably another shot at top five pick next year. Maybe we wont be so bad for more than five years.

>>76728677
Whoever Colorado drafted

>>76728654
Feel free to add

>>76728677
Rasmussen and Makar

>>76728681
>Hedman
>Shit

I'm not even a bolts fan, but he's a great defenseman. Hits hard and shoots the puck extremely well.

>>76728632
Fucking stupid, worst part is that we might've been able to make a run at Tavarras this offseason but you can count that out cause of the Nielsen contract.

>>76728687
Wrong. He will be a star

>>76728686
There was a dude who looked EXACTLY like Horvat at the draft. From the London Knights as well. His comparable even said "Bo Horvat".

>>76728706
Mmmmmm, gonna disagree there

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>>76728610
>Not Elias "McDavid Hands" Pettersson
Imagine being so stupid

So, how does it feel to not have drafted a 6ft6 prima donna who can't skate?

Will this turn out to be the worst draft class in history?

>>76728713
Dude who looked like schneider too

>>76728701
Rasmussen = excellent post. He's awful at even strength.

>>76728677
Rasmussen, Makar and Tippett

>>76728709
Every decision has been absolute short-sightedness for I swear to god, almost four-five years now. Everything has been just doing whatever he could to try and keep the streak going.

Now the streak's gone and he's not even fucking accepting it, he thinks we're gonna make the playoffs this year.

>>76728743
Yeah man we're gonna be next year's Nashville according to Holland xDDD

>>76728732
Thing is it is hard to call him a bust when everyone knows he is not good. True bust is someone who is a complete fail after being a meme. Maybe that fin D man Dallas drafted all because he blew up the u 18s.

>>76728743
Wanna get real depressed?

Look at the team's cap situation.

>>76728722
I agree wholeheartedly, Elias Pettersson has the best chance to be that 'Draft year gem' I just am boasting about Vilardi dropping to the kings.

>>76728623
>>76728676

>pongs, >kongs and chiraq have won 7 of the last 8 Cups
>had a combined 5 top 3 picks (Crosby and Malkin, Kane and Toews, Doughty)
Tell me more how you don't need to pick at the top of the draft to win Stanleyb Owls

>>76728326
I have to give him credit, that was a respectable fight. He's no fighter, but he answered the bell. Actually respect him slightly more now desu.

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>>76728677
>Pettersson
>Bust
Wrong. Rasmussen is actually terrible though

>>76728661
They have quite a few young left handed dmen. I think that's why they traded Hjalmarsson, getting Murphy in return. Murphy is a younger right handed dman and has the makings of a top pairing dman. The Panarin for Saad deal is just confusing.

>>76728805
You don't, but feel free to suck dick for many years I guess

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tell it to me straight /hoc/, did >we waste >our best pick in a quarter century?

>>76728567
Rasmussen is bad though. He literally cannot score 5v5
https://canucksarmy.com/2017/02/02/let-s-talk-about-michael-rasmussen/

>>76728855
>>76728855
nice double dubs, but you are retarded

>>76728873
>>76728879
Didnt he get hurt recently too?

>>76728817
>garbage time pad statting

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>>76728873
Literally this>>76728879

>>76728879
>linking a canucks homer fansite
not an argument, gimme a real source

>>76728912
He unironically pulled moves like 4 times in that game and ended up with 0 points

>>76728921
Another ameriburger whi can't read math

>>76728879
Doesn't this just mean he plays well with the teams best players?

>>76728840
I feel like you're overrating Murphy a lot. There's no reason to think he will be worth anything.

The forward swap is actually the trade that made some sense because Saad is signed for more years and Toews needs the help more than Kane, but I would have tried to fix the defense given the asset they had.

>>76728921
Just read it, you idiot. This was written when there was a real chance the Canucks could be in a position to take Rasmussen without it being a massive reach. Also it's what started the Rasmussen hate on /hoc/, well that and me/2 other guys

>>76728931
I don't want my hockey stats in commie units like kilostrides or goals/liter

>>76728429
Post-cap All-Star teams (first+second) defencemen totals by draft position

>1-5
9 (Niedermayer (2), Doughty (3), Pronger (1), Pietrangelo (2), Hedman (1))

>6-15
6 (Karlsson (4), Suter (1) Phaneuf (1)

>16-30
4 (Burns (2), Green (2)

>after first round/undrafted
29 (Lidstrom (6), Chara (6), Zubov (1), Boyle (2), Campbell (1), Keith (3), Subban (2), Višňovský (1), Weber (4), Beauchemin (1), Letang (2)

>>76728962
Well then enjoy a few more years of drafting high. Maybe Holland won't screw up his next few picks.

>>76727385

Is she single ?
Then ask her out you faggot,

But the fact you said "best friends" makes me believe she's already friend zoned you

>>76727974

The only way asians make somewhat decent players is if they are mixed

Yamamoto is like 75% white

>>76729015
He will. I read the article, and now I go to sleep in despair

>>76728886
t. "Let's suck cock, everyone!"

>>76729036
If you look it and you have the last name, you're that. No one ever mentions that Tiger Woods is half Asian or that Obama is half white.

>75%

lol

>>76729052
i can't tell if you are a spent reddithawk fan, or a butt hurt preddittor, but there is no doubt that reddit is involved

Maybe we need a racial draft to sort this draft out

>>76726930
i can't wait for this chink to get btfo'd

>>76729061

Thank God nobody remembers Obama is half-white, now Democrats can't use the "muh first black president" meme again in the future

>>76729079
When will he be back doing skits, bros?

>6 finns chosen in the first round
G O L D E N G E N

>>76729036
gooks shouldn't even be in hokkei to begin with. stick with dog eating and video games

>>76729202
>surpassed by switzerland

pathetic

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>>76729202
>8 asians in the 1st round

truly the golden horde

>>76729202
all busts

>>76729233
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Friendly reminder : Nico will be a GOD

Patrick will be a BUSTED UP B U S T

Friendly reminder Elias Pettersson, once he gains 20 pounds, will be the best pick of this draft.

>Elite and I mean ELITE dangles
>Great vision and playmaking
>Swedish

Vancouver hit an absolute home run and the only reason why you would say otherwise is if you're a bitter smelly poopoo Rajeet from Alberta

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>Finland

>>76726930
Why doesn't he look like a gook?

>>76729348
His dad got MASH POTATO'D

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Second Friendly Reminder

Nico is gonna get awarded some kind of "you da best" shit award before "your guy" even gets a chance to get noticed

> rags

>>76729403
> Vagks

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>Detroit fans pissed and bitching about our pick
>Spent all year watching him in person

He's a pretty solid player. Rasmussen has a lot of potential.

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Good job BM resigning based beard man Patrick Eaves . 3.1mil for x 3 years is a good contract for his production wth Getz last season

>>76728937
>overrating Murphy
Not really. I think your underrating how hard it is to develop as a dman in Arizona. He's still young, he should get a boost from playing in a better system with seasoned vets showing him the ropes.

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>>76729433

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>mfw the nhl votes to gets rid of the instigator rule and rutherford was playing 4D chess the whole time

>>76729328
>Swedish
Aren't those sisters in Vancouver Swedish?

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>>76729443

I'm OK with the money and years Eaves got but Murray better not be done. Vatanen needs to be traded for a top six forward. This team has desperately needed top six forward help for years and Murray has refused to address that elephant in the room. I really don't want to have to rely on Eaves staying healthy and having another year of career high shooting percentage.

This draft is fucking garbage outside of the top 3.

>>76729471
Even though we gave up a promising young defenseman in Shea Theodore but offloaded Stoner and his bad contract to protect Vatanen? We should just Keep Vats at this point and home Guys like Ritchie and Kase develop quicker

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>>76729460
>Pens go back to back with a roster full of manlet forwards
>league follows suit setting a record for midgets drafted in round 1
>Pongs trade their pick for Ryan fucking Reaves

My sides. Based Rutherford staying ahead of the curve.

>>76729484
There will always ne surprises late rounds. Don't worry

>>76729476
nico is an animu waifu unedited

how low could hague fall next round

>>76729341
you can see the asiatic genes coming through

>>76729460
>eating his opponent's tooth after killing him in a fight
the madman!

pens gotta resign daley so they got two black guys. first all black team incoming fuck white people.

https://youtu.be/jOSn3qG-HC8?t=1m7s

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE LEGS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

YOU CAN SNAP THEM IN HALF