Alex "I fucked your sister" Wood vs. Who the fuck.
Get your lineups.
Being your memes.
I expect this thread to 404 before 20 posts because fruity fans will no show up for the L and everyone knows there are no Dodger fans on the 4chan.
just in time for the sac fly
>even when it's an out it's an rbi with this kid
taylor's next at bat is a 2 run homer cap it
>curving the brim but leaving the sticker on
Dropped
where tf is everybody?? Probs the most hyped game of the day wtf
i'm here, and you're here, and that' sall that matters
>>76727004
rockies fans cant bear to watch their team get exposed
wasn't this suppose to be a well-pitched game?
fuck this ump's strike zone
>inb4 Dodgers get 10 hits in the first inning
Rockies are done, the thrill is gone, the D-bags deflated their balls.
>>76727075
He's been calling it both ways.
>>76727081
>posting this in the 2nd inning
>>76727081
oh they didn't, it might be a good game after all.
This game should be like 5-0 right now but dodgers gonna dodge
Can this dude pitch in the strike zone at all?
>>76727155
1-0 if it wasnt for that worthless fat ass gutierrez
Dodgers been on a tear lately.
>>76726947
>Not sitting in RS1
just a small hamstring tightness that is all
>>76727238
Mongolia, haven't seen you in a while.
HOL UP
I just noticed orel isn't commentating
who is the new guy
Yeah this games over, I'll wake up to a 16-1 score tomorrow.
NOOOOO COREY!!!
>>76727155
4-1 is good enough. Dodgers gonna what? Say again pussy.
Speak up.
Say something.
wait, there is an actual product/service called kek
>lose urias
>lose seager
Fuck this
>>76727346
they have 3 duos that randomly alternate it seems
>>76727346
Nomar Garciaparra you fucking idiot clown.
Welp, Rockies pitching that wasn't even overperforming too much has fallen back to earth
kersh vs gronk in games 1, 4 and 7 of the NLCS
can't wait
>>76727400
t.nomar
wood is dealing
>>76727414
I would say Max but he's an prolific choker who is 0-4 in elimination games with an ERA of 6.00
Greinke doesnt pitch on short rest though.
>>76727380
>>76727380
not sure exactly what you're referencing, but USC has a Keck School of Medicine, also a hospital, etc. probably that.
>>76727487
lmao ya, max just seems to implode in the playoffs its bizzare.
what's the minimum number of at bats to be considered for batting avg in stats generally?
justin turner is hitting 387 but not listed as league leader...has 181 at bats
>>76727618
You need 500 at the end of 162 games.
TYBP
Rockies just aren't ready
Where's that Rockies tripfaggot? The one that was complaining about the Dodgers having a cupcake schedule while the Rockies didn't play one single team that was over .500 during the same schedule (the Dodgers actually played teams over .500)
Does Alex Wood have potential to be elite? No meme answers please.
>>76727858
he is at this point haha.
>>76727858
He's our ace this season.
>>76727858
Only if he can stay healthy
>Puig dindu nuffin he a good boi
>>76727912
That's what I think as well. Watching him pitch his arm slot looks like it could lead to injury. Something about it just seems herky-jerky and hard too sustain over time, but he's so deceptive and fun to watch as a neutral observer.
>>76727945
His arm motion is fine. Just looks dumb.
>>76728015
It looks weird and he's had injuries in the past. So I put those two together.
With all the infinite baseball stats out there does anyone keep track of garbage time homers (dingers that it turns out had no impact on the outcome of the game)
curious where pwig and grandal rank the last couple years
So why won't the Dodgers win it all this year?
>>76728176
Wod has a 80% chance of being hurt by the end of the regular season
McCarthy 90%
>>76728145
That's interesting. A quick search doesn't yield any answers, but I'd be really curious to learn that as well. I don't think any sports measure "garbage time" statistics but I think they should.
>>76728182
mad as fuck
>>76728176
They have a really good shot. It'll come down to the Nationals and the Dodgers.
>>76728230
I don't think either team can beat the Astros.
>>76728328
the astros have shit pitching that any NL team can feast on, especially WAS, LA, COL, ARZ
>>76728328
I think the Astros will definitely represent the AL in the World Series, but I still take the Nationals/Dodgers over them by a hair. Kershaw memes aside I still take the NLpitching staffs over Keuchel and McCullers.
>>76728457
Kike and McCucklers won't even be on the postseason roster. They'll be on the 60 day DL.
>Despascito being played on the organ
based
Do the Rockies even finish above .500 at the end of the season.
>>76728582
they wont even win 80 games
theyre done, arenado will be in dodger unform in 3 years
The astros/rockies meme was good while it lasted.
this year belongs to the doyers
Man that awkward chubby kid with the mullet has no chance.
>Rockies have their best season start in franchise story
>Still in 2nd
>>76728857
>>Still in 2nd
Try 3rd place
>>76728857
third place buddy, wake the fuck up and get off the pipe homie
WE ALL ROMOSEXUALS NOW
I would so disgusted to have to touch that ball when Romo is pitching.
COLORADO LOVES IT
WE LOVE IT
If only Rich Hill hadn't shit the bed in Cleveland, this would be quite the streak.
>>76729049
the longest in dodger's history it would.
I really think we'll finally take the series this year however.
rest in piss cuckarado cuckies
fuck you
>>76726903
i would really, really, really love to participate in sexual relations with emily if you know what i mean
>>76728582
I know you're memeing but obviously yes. They'll end up in the Wild Card. Jon Gray hasn't pitched since April.
>>76729142
i didnt know jon gray was fucking tom seaver lmfao, rest in piss faggot, your season is over, arenado's sould escapes his body every time the dodgers fuck him. he's ours and tour season is done.
rest in piss,
and drown
>>76729166
how much trash will you be talking when the dodgers lose in round 2, possibly even round 1 of the ploffs yet again?
>>76729166
lol @ the projection I'm not even a Rockies fan I was just stating a fact. Jon Gray is going to be a big boost to the Rockies staff. If you really think the Rockies won't end up earning a wild card spot over the Braves or the Cardinals you're delusional.
mad as fuck ITT drown in piss
>>76729286
>shaking in boots so hard
>too scared to respond to specific posts
>>76729166