/hoc/ DRAFT edition III: THE DRAFTENING

>rebuilding on the fly

It hurts being a rags fan.

what the fuck did katz feed that kid???

i hope you all have a great weekend

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oil gonna run another elite finnish prospects arent they

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is he cell powerhouse material?

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Premier pur laine dans la place...

>Katz kid is wearing 4 inch hidden lifts like RDJ

Omg so tall

Fuck off

>oilels

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>hes got really good hockey sense

Isles trade incoming this draft. It'll happen

>still no trades

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>>76725552
>mfw they pick tolvanen

>>76725558

>reddit memes

Who

BORED
O
R
E
D

here?

the only good part of this faggot draft is that autistic kid with his doll

Yamaha now

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>>76725545
>rebuilding on the fly

Come enjoy hell with me

And Edmonton gets the meme Japanese-Hawaiian midget

>>76725574
I am, no big trades in this bitch

IRASSHAI YAMAMOTO

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
KILLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEE

LEL THEY DID IT

THE MADMAN

WE KAMIKAZE NOW

>>76725574
Well, the samurai is drafted by the oil. Now will he be a good pick?

>>76725562
T'es pas la bienvenue Simon

Also >falling for the japanese manlet meme

JAP'D

>manlets

Fuck this franchise

>>76725582
Well that escalated quickly

THE LAST SAMURAI

Lol what a shit pick

>>76725582
What hockey team is this?

>>76725582
>ragsdressingroom.webm

WHY DOES THIS RETARDED SHITTER TEAM ALWAYS DRAFT THE GOOD MEME PLAYERS WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEE

>the Oilers draft asian Mitch Marner

Just give them the cup already.

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SHORTEST AND LIGHTEST PROSPECT WE CAN REMEMBER

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5'7'', 146lbs...fuckin manlet...

that mom tho

Holy fuck the fat afro kid is huge now

>5'9
wew

How do the rags win so many games every season with such a shit roster and a shit goalie?

Why did they have to darken the blue it looks super ugly now

>Spokane has great players
>Brings up Tyler Johnston

Huh?

>>76725603
Desharnais and now Yamatanohekabanzai? Fucking hell edmonton

RUDY RUDY RUDY

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>>76725600
>T'es pas la bienvenue Simon

Tu es qui, le bouncer du thread, salope?

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>5'7 146lbs

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAAH

God Yamamoto's dad looks like such a betacuck

>>76725616
LITERAL NINJA YAMAMOTO

DYNASTY
DYNASTY
DYNASTY
DYNASTY

The 12 year old girl has got an inch on him

BIG MINNESOTA COCK

>top scorers under 6ft
>three of them are 5'11"
kek

>The new Oilers jersey
Should've kept the shade of blue from last year desu :/

RICED

>tell us about your size

>tell us about your size

>SHORTEST FIRST ROUND PICK EVER
>5 FEET SEVEN AND A HALF INCHES
>OILELS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>76725644
THIS JUST IN: EDMONTON DRAFTS 14 YEAR OLD BOY

What meme player is our 29-year old GM gonna select today?

This man is going to be a speedy kid, but is done if he gets hit by clutterbuck or Martin

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>tfw no longer the shortest bitch in the province

>>76725644
you mean 5'9 160lbs

>>76725654
Don't get me started

>>76725644
>146lbs
He's literally boipussi tier

>Joe Sakic tells @BSNAvalanche: Offers for Matt Duchene not to team's liking. Says he MAY stay with team after all

worst draft confirmed

>>76725663
10$ he gets injured within his first 10 games

>you're the lightest and the smallest player ever drafted in the history of the nhl

uh I don't think that's right lady

Can the isles trade soon?

Reminder that Theo Fleury was 5 '6"

>>76725643
Si tu viens sur 4chan, parle anglais sacrament

J'ai au moins la politesse de te répondre en Français, aie la décence de parler en Anglais ici

>>76725669
you know they pad the official figures right?

Eating fucking m&ms off the ice. He's a manlet and an autist

i want to push kathryn tappen down a flight of stairs then eat out her ass and pussy and fuck her feet too. kailer yamamoto is a meme of a player. why is no one taking big beef boy klim kostin hes going to play in nhl this coming season and score goals

>>76725687
no, it's over

>>76725663
I hope he does

>dude let's draft manlets when we got BTFO by Anaheim because they pushed us around

>>76725689
And did coke and got sexually abused in his boipussy

Reminder that Brian Gionta was 5'7"

>>76725663
clutterbuck is a fag and kassian would ragdoll him, martin is too shit

The Oilers are a bunch of fucking cavemen these days, they can afford to have a midget now.

Duchenne to yotes

>>76725662
>Be 25
>Sticking to being a GM in EHM and NHL17
Sucks desu
>>76725675
Sakic plays it too safe desu, Duchene will be so demotivated for next season
Trade him now when you can get a lot in return for him

>>76725679
If they play the leafs or isles, it happens

Do Oilers rank their prospects for memeworthiness?

There goes the neighborhood.

>Thanking the city of shitcongo and their """""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""
>Thanking their nonexistent fans in Arizona

Solid pick right there boys

BLACKED

>>76725694
you know your a cocksucking faggot right?

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>drafting a haitian

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>>76725691
>Si tu viens sur 4chan, parle anglais sacrament
>J'ai au moins la politesse de te répondre en Français, aie la décence de parler en Anglais ici

Tu ne tiens pas sur /pol/ souvent apparament, mon cabochon...c'est ma signature...

PS:classique cocu qui défend l'anglais.

>>76725702
>>76725689
>remember this one exception to the norm?

Chara is 6'9" and had no offense in junior, better draft every giant retard that can't score

>Arizona picks a nigger
AYO WE WUZ YOTES N SHIEETTTTT

>>76725707
he basically gave up after the trade deadline when he wasn't traded then, might not even report to camp

We BLACKED now

NIGGER

Does he have two moms?

BLACKED

>>76725700
It shouldn't be, but it's done. Garth isn't getting shit done today, but it's fine

Arizona drafting a black, however, should be fun to watch the mess ensue.

>>76725714
Is there any other way to rank a prospect?

so diverse

Yotes going to be a scooping up curry shits that he explodes onto the ice

>Still no Vesalainen

????

>hometown: chambly, quebec
STOP IMPORTING NIGGERS FROM THE COLONIES YOU FROG FUCKS

>those legs
should have played basketball tbqh

>>76725728
LMFAO

>Samurai
>Bulju
>McMeme
I can't fucking handle the memes, boys

NIGGER! NIGGER!!!!!

Duclair now Joseph...

thankfully quebec is very tolerant

Wish Edmonton picked the nigger instead

wtf I thought Anthony DeAngelo was a forward

>>76725752
He's a big baller in the NHL

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>>76725663
Martin doesn't headhunt tho. He only goes after headhunters.

>milenilel gm takes a nog
Fuck this semen slurping team

Duclair and now him; Arizona confirmed for most diverse NHL team


>>76725730
Sure did seem like it :/

LaLeggia, Draisaitl and Yamamoto Italy-Germany-Japan Axis line when

>Projection: 5-6th Defenseman

THE CITY OF ARIZONA

>>76725759
>compares himself to Sign an

Lmao at least say Seth Jones

NIGGER

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>>76725751
>>hometown: chambly, quebec
>STOP IMPORTING NIGGERS FROM THE COLONIES YOU FROG FUCKS

On se les fait enfoncer dans la gorge, pute bloke...

Winnipeg is taking a Finn

>>76725747
>drafting a player of finnish nationality
>exposes your teams lack of rationality

Reminder that he is 26 and you are boiling chicken looking at trending videos on Spankbang

>>76725728
HOL UP
YOU SAYIN
WE WAS SPARKLEDOGS AND SHIIET?

>childhood idol
>pk subban
I feel old

>>76725762
All Anglo Haitians are in the US.
All the French ones are in Quebec.

>>76725617
I would sniff her farts. Am I the only one?

Will this be the first "0 trade" draft?

>>76725726
>Défendre un language mourrant

Enlève tes lunette rose man, ça sera pas beau aux Québec dans pas long avec toute les Syriens et Libanais qui immigrent Québec sans assimiler.

>>76725801
it was over when guys started saying Crosby

>>76725807
Potentially yes

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>>76725787
Was this you?

>>76725723
don't be mad. he's a manlet but he's a gud hockey player oilers bro. he's going to be right next to mcdavid getting a cup

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>yfw yamamoto grows 3 inches this summer and cucks the nhl

>>76725811

>2005 was 12 years ago

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>>76725806
>I would sniff her farts. Am I the only one?

Tu n'es pas le seul, Bubba

Winnipeg taking a Finn calling it

>>76725807
>>76725814
Ottawa still rumored to trade back

>>76725726
>>76725809
Am I missing out on a really intense immigration debate?

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>>76725777
>777

>>76725821
of course he will, it's called putting on skates

>Another Finn drafted by Winnipeg

Amazing

LeBrun speculating 3 team trade to get Duchene to Nashville

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So Progressive!!!

Fuckin waste of space franchise with a fisher price GM

Is Chicago really a fantastic city?

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>>76725809
>>Défendre un language mourrant

Ciboire que je déteste les perdants défaitistes dans ton genre...

>>76725828
Well done

>>76725815

Heh, that's me .

Yo this I'd rescue this Finn's sister from the bin

NO 1 FINN MAXIMUM CHEVY YOU FUCK

>>76725806
She's decent looking for a female athlete but remarkably average for an average woman

>>76725807
Ottawa trading to get Klim "K" Kostin

guy needs to read the pick off a cue card

i'd honestly glass everyone of you in this thread

>>76725822
>this isn't even an exaggeration

literally kill me

>>76725836
Not really about immigration, but about the fact the tripfag speaks in french

>>76725860
Football sucks

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>>76725850

cant wait to see this whole crop of finns bust one by one

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>finn compares himself to DICK RASH

>>76725860

m8 i'll fukken knock yer gobber off ya cunt

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>>76725843
>that webm

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>vegas takes stoner
>eaves signed to 3 year deal

>>76725827
what do you think they smell like?

>>76725862
>speaks french
>english trip

?

>>76725841
Laine already running the show

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Time to be smart bargainbin

>>76725843

>we wuz 4k

hearty kek

>>76725872
MEME STEALER MEME STEALER MEME STEALER

>>76725860
Thanks, I was getting thirsty

>>76725860
>some limp wristed divegrass faggot

How terrifying

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>favorite player growing up
>malkin
MAKE IT STOP

>>76725860
fuck off you limey cunt

>>76725893
Laine is a good player honestly, and I even got his jersey. I hope he becomes a face of the NHL like selanne

>"EVERYONE HIT MUTE FOR A SECOND, THE RED-"
>"some people can hear us during the intermissions... just so you know"

god damn it Bob

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>>76725893
I'm OK with that.

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>>76725886
She eat a lot of Cheetos, Bubba Dean...

Pick Hague please Berge

>Time for Hague

>Dallas and Chicago headed into Central registry. Normally means trade

HABBENDING

>>76725872

I fucking hate every single faggot on that site desu

Nice job identifying me though

>frogs

>One of the possible draftees likes edm
>This is legit

When will there be a hockey player that likes drum and bass?

They have to say everything twice in Montreal.

He likes Taylor Swift and can't do a pull up

Good job buffalo

>Winnipeg picks another finn

oh well, at least he isn't a fucking manlet

>>76725925
nevermind just a pick swap

>that acne
yikes

>We'd like to thank one of the highest crime rate cities in America for their warm hospitality
>We'd also like to thank a couple of crybabies for not choking while everyone else did

>>76725932
It's pretty unbearable, but I like Gregor's articles.

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>mono JUSTd Liljegren's face
Thank Christ >we didn't draft him desu

>faggy French meme

OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST END IT ALREADY

who

>Bergevin will never draft a Québecois in the first round

:^)

HERE COMES A TRADE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upx_t4YR3X8

Chevy can draft like a motherfucker. He didn't lose shit to keep Enstrom and Dano, while getting a player who could be top-10 talent.

Reminder that I also won a Minnesota state high school hockey championship

>slow
>big
>gritty

BERGEVIN
ID HAVE ENOUGH

you can hear in Pirres voice.
Tolvanen should've been drafdet already.

>TRADES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TRADE

It's actually nothing

TRADE

>most boring trade of all time

based gary cucking chicago

TRADE
TRADE
TRADE
>only a picks trade
FUCK YOU BETTJEW

What was the last fun meme trade by a host team? Jordan Staal?

Biggest jew ever

Bettman is such a master troll.

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>tfw dominating this draft

>>76725993
>No players
What the fuck?

So a trade was made just to swap picks? Booooo

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>you're gonna wanna hear this

BETTMAN'ED

Great franchise like Toronto

That was a dick move but i can appreciate it.

>To get traded to an organization like toro.. Montreal is pretty exciting
WEW

TRAAAAAAAAAAAADE

>7 I means in 3 sentences

>>76726008
Ur not the Vegas Golden Knights

>shitcongo just pulled a literal red wings move
Ahahahahahahahahahaha shithawks confirmed to regress for the next 9+ years

>>76726008
>Dominating
>Both picks are big reaches

????

>dominating the worst draft in recent memory
>rags

>>76726015
poor montreal

>>76726008
Don't fool yourself rags

someone fix bergevin's cow lick

>drafting goalers
>EVER

They jumped Ottawa

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Who will >we pick, bros?

1ST ROUND GOALIE ALERT

>Goalie in the first round
Did Bishop meme himself out of existence or?

>Drafting an American goalie in the first round
>Again

>Stars

Guess the stage wasn't sturdy enough for Ken Hitchcock to stand on

>>76726008
Well, you did finally get to pick this year.

>>76726008
I'm sure the Wongs taking Rasmussen was just dreadful though yeh?

>drafting a goalie

>>76726065
Upgrade over the Finn brigade they had

Ha, Blues getting cucked.

>Dallas fans on their phone trying look up who this Oettinger kid is

Since when do teams draft for need? Is the draft this bad?

Yay, Minnesota

P L A Y E R
L
A
Y
E
R

B SCHENN TO BLUES

T R A D E
R
A
D
E

OH SHIT

>>76726086
This year's draft is pretty lukewarm.

Yeah Dallas totally jumped up to take him instead of Ottawa

>>76726057
Conor Timmons or Klim Kostin.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

WTF ARE YOU DOING ST POOIS???

OH SHIT A REAL TRADE

>St Louis

KEK
E
K

BRAYDEN SCHENN TRADED FOR PEANUTS
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>76726004
2013
>YOURE GONNA WANT TO HEAR THIS

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>trading Schenn

Why

>AN ACTUAL TRADE
FINALLY

>acquiring a Finn

Why did the Flyers give up?

>brayden schenn returns 2 firsts

what a world

Why move Schenn

Why

Assholes

Love that trade, adios Lehtera

>>76725962

Gregor is good

Willis, brownlee and Henderson need to just stop though .

Willis is a dumbass (he once suggested that the NHL ban players from blocking shots by going down on one knee)

Brownlee is a cuck, an oldman SJW who gets offended at everything and married a giant black nigress to have nig genes that he could push into playing hockey and try to make famous


Henderson is just a complete idiot.

Baggedmilk thinks he's funny when he's just not

I can't believe this site gets tax payer money

Finally
Good move Dallas

Flyers making the playoffs or will they miss it?

Center is the most important position in the game of hoki.

Flyers have two Finnish elite centers in Lehterä and Filppula


HMMM

>>76726125
>ultimate reddit spacing

>Flylels

Someone pls post Orson. Fucking retards.

Can someone please tell me about the Canucks pick?

god i want to make sweet tender love to tara sloan

>>76726138
6'2" Lanklet who weighs 165 pounds

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>>76726125
>this site gets tax payer money

Municipal or provincial

Craig button is a gargantuan retard

>>>>76726115
see above >>76726116.
Its a steal, kid.

Should we really care about the rest of the draft anymore? Everyone that isn't a literal who was taken already.

>>76726135
That's a super good trade for Philly, idiot

W H O ?????????????

>>76726154
Will he be good or get rekt in the nhl? He looked like a child on the stage

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>>76726160
'No'

>>76726164
Will never play in the NHL is my prediction

>>76726133
End your life

Senpai

>>76726164
Honestly, it only matters if he's worse than Vilardi.

ottawa drafting klim
t. dorion's nephew

>>76726138
good hands
falsely compared to swedes who played at a higher level
needs to gain some weight

>>76726135
>>76726160
Idk who the fuck this frost guy is, but I never really liked Schenn anyway so I'm okay with this.

>>76726160
Lehtera is garbage

What a shit dad

>>76726135
>two firsts for a 25 year old bust

lol

>>76726158
A very low first...and they waste it picking some fruitcake off the board.

Lehtera is a chump and who knows with the cond pick

>>76726187
Are you going to stand on the stage wearing a jersey. Are you that awkward kid

>Morgan Frost
Is this faggot from westeros or some shit

>>76726217
chad tier name desu

>>76726133

I've never been on Reddit, just how I type .

>>76726155

I'm not sure, provincial probably

>Snes

Typical Ottawa bust. Nothing to see here

>>76726190
so is Schenn

>the ottawa senators would like to fight the chicago blackhawks

>Drafting the traitor

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Going from french into a hard English word is never fucking old.

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>American players not from Minnesota

>>76726234
For real though, how'd he manage 25 goals and 30 assists?
Lehtera played with Tarsasenko for good parts of the year and only managed 7 goals and 15 assists,

Conditions on the conditional First.
Top 10 protected (if the pick ends up being a top 10 pick, it doesn't get moved).
Bloos can also push the pick to 2019 if they want, but they'll have to give Philly a 2020 3rd as well if they do.

OHL > WHL > USHL > QMJHL

Tolvanen is literally not getting drafted

>butthawks

The next Curtis Lazar
The next Jim O'Brien
The next Ottawa bust

>he's not gonna dazzle you
haha yeah who needs high skill haha

Kostin when?

Pongs traded their pick

sid the sloth

how do we feel about liljegren laffs bros

>>76726258
Good post

>>76726258
whl has been shit for a few years now

>>76726272
hopefully not for Reaves

>>76726279
Fucking amazing. I have no idea how he fell out of the top 10.

>>76726279
He's a faggot bust

>>76726250
17/25 of his goals this year were on the power play

>>76726234
>>76726250
Schenn's strength is on the PP. That's how he got most of his goals. With the help of Voracek and Giroux obviously.

>Montreal was gonna trade for Methot but he told them to fuck off
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES

>>76726279
It's a steal

>>76726279
ahl journeyman

>>76726279
Not a >laffs but they got good value. Might not convert all his potential but he could be great

>>76726279
There is no better timeline for this draft. Even if he's a bust, he was thought of undraftable because of how high ranked he was.

Leafs literally saved by mono.

>>76726270
Yeah but he's a "safe" pick. Ottawa typical

>playing the dagger
Nothing was scored.
Stop this.

>Chelsea Dagger because you couldn't play it during the playoffs

embarrassing

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>tfw draisaitl/yamamoto line

>>76726294
>>76726295
Works for Blues, their PP is trash without Shatty

>niggerhawks

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>swept by Trashville

>>76726262
>Blackhawks

>>76726279
Pretty good pick provided he turns into a Marner case with his mono

go away chicago

Oh shit they're redrafting Toews!

>The Chicago Blackhawks are proud to select...
>*long pause*
>you know what, fuck this
>rambles on about "muh history"
Just announce the fucking pick already

What the actual fuck are the Cawks doing

go fuck yourself chicago

>this meme draft method

DESPERATE

Oh for fuck sake

>Kane and Toews run the entire franchise now

Sad.

gaaaaaaaaaaaay

Lol @ this Human Resources damage control

what the fuck are they doing, announce the fucking pick and sit the fuck down so we can turn this shit off

That fucking landwhale

cringe

Wtf is this

FUCK OFF

Booooooooooo it's a fucking #29 just pick

balding manlet rapist alert

chiraq didn't win shit so they must make a ceremony out of a late 1st round pick to keep their fans