/hoc/

>Le cut inside man

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>>76724457
good op

>vilardis mothers nose

Fucking jew confirmed.

>>76724457
No

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>>76724475

2 early

>That double chin
Oh now i see why he dropped down that far

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TRADE UP AND GET BRANNSTROM

Who the hell is going to draft Kostin

10 posts early fuck off

is this vilardi guy retarded? why is he so stupid looking?

Why does hongcouver want 2nd division swedes?

>>76724457
SUIMASEN DESHITA

SUZUKI
U
Z
U
K
I

>>76724457
Threadly reminder that Ken Holland just picked a fucking 2nd line at best center when his center prospect pool is full of fucking 2nd line centers.

FIRE KEN HOLLAND.

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>THE CITY OF CAROLINA WHEN THEY TAKE ANOTHER D

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Can we get a trade with the Lightning?

Hurry up and get to the flames

what the fuck is this

>that fucking nose

Surprised Eichel didn't pick a fellow tribesman

fuck this dago

>>76724511
what did she do again? DUI?

>>76724497
>>76724502
That video too
Jesus fucking christ

who will draft Liligren?

Whoever pick Suzuki will win the draft

lmao Vilardi is such a fag

>tfw all of the leafs are here instead of the cfl thread

hahahaha that vid of vilardi

he's a good lad, i hope he does well

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>>76724511

>>76724495
>refusing to be a norcuck

>>76724534
>giving a shit about the cfl

>his nickname is lardo

>>76724529
Tampa

OTTAWA PLEASE DRAFT YAMAMOTO

>>76724457
We are taking all the white swedish players

>>76724457
When they said this draft was weak, I knew they were right but most of them would have been 3rd or 4th rounders in the last two drafts

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>your name will never be called
Where did it all go wrong?

>>76724552
>swedish
>white
select one

Carolina drafts omeone who ISNT suziki

>Czech instead of suzuki
Literal who?

Necas is CUTE

>necas
More like necass lol

STILL NO TRADES
T
I
L
L

N
O

T
R
A
D
E
S

>>76724534
>cfl


Also, Necas is a pretty good pick

who?

>Niicha
What?

it's Martin Níčaš

>canes picking czechs again
Your team never learns

NECAS WEWWEW

Carolinna got a steal pick

>experience playing with men

Would have preferred Suzuki but I'm ok with this

>czech player brings prostitutes to the draft

>another literal who

Even the commentators can't think of anything to say about these.

The yearly czech bust

So are we officially in crapshoot territory? Or did we enter it already?

>>76724575
vocaroo pronunciation

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>tfw you draft Jonathan Toews 2.0

ERAT MENTION BEFORE A MCPHEE PICK

>>76724593
neechash

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>tfw 95% of first round picks tonight will be certified busts by the time they are 22

>highlight reel shows absolutely nothing impressive

>>76724575
Nigga he's Necas now.

sharks

>>76724586

>hes had experience playing with men

>>76724593
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=237071

speaker icon next to his name

>erat

>>76724592
We entered at pick number 4

>>76724558
>Tfw only started playing when I was 25

Well, can we get a trade? Maybe another Garth snow fleece?

>>76724592
Everything after 2 was more of a crapshoot that the last few years

>>76724592
Vegas gets 2 of the next 3 picks baring a trade so shit will go crazy. Teams always draft crazy with by their third pick regardless of the round

>>76724592
it started after #2 tbqh

>>76724610
apparently in the US he's Nichash

We ninja warrior now

I don't see how Necas is any worse than half the busts drafted before him

Lel wtf is this nip shit

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>WHERE'S THE BEER?

based pierre

Will next year's draft be this fucking pathetic? Please tell me there are some legitimate future stars coming next year.

Who was drafted after the Panthers pick? Daugther woke up, had to get her to sleep again; missed the picks :(

Burke taking credit for Lou getting Toronto back to playoffs

>stream turned into japanese reality tv

This is unironically better than the draft.

>>76724652
SUZUKI TIME

>>76724654
Svechnikov and Dahlen are supposed to be good

>>76724652
>he's never watched based jap reality game shows

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Reminder that Finland has as many first overall picks as the province of Manitoba

>>76724657
Owen Tippett

>>76724657
you

>snoozuki

SOLID PICK VEGAS WINS THE DRAFT

SUZUKI

>Meme player picked by meme team
And they have 2 more picks of this shit

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Does he ever actually tie his tie?

Is this the worst draft since 1999?

wtf they took the chink! I wanted him on my team

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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OURS.

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>selecting a vehicle

Cuckzuki

>literally drafting elliot rodger
Well at least he's not a normie

looks like he's fucking 14

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>>76724663
sasuke/ninja warrior is actually bretty lit imo

>>76724683
he does it entirely because it pisses people off

Suzuki! based last name

>>76724670
Thanks Canadabro
>>76724672
Only in NHL17 and my dreams Norge

>Suzuki
>Yamamoto
>Foo
>Ho-Sang
THEY'RE TAKING OVER

THE NATURE OF THE THINGS

>wearing a cage at any point in your hockey career
Confirmed bust

>>76724654
Dahlin and Svechnikov

>veg/a/s

>Suzuki drafted
>By Vegas

Glad the main crowd of Ontario is starting to show up.

>>76724690
Is a vehicle an athlete?

>blonde got RICED
>manlet player
lel the future of Canadian hockey starts now

>comparing manlet zipperhead to a real man Corey Perry
kek, Canada = JUST tier.

Is Suzuki better than Marko Dano? Did Jets GM Chevy fuck up?

>>76724700
Dancing robots!

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>tfw your team signs kris russell to a 4x4 with a no trade clause

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>>76724700
WERCOME TO THE RICE FIERDS MOTHERFUCKER

>Bergevin on the phone

HAPPENING

>>76724700
forgetting Pu

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>Literally manziel lookalike with a double chin
Confirmed bust

what are they drafting little kids now

this draft sucks

>>76724700
You let this happen

I for one welcome anime overlords.

>>76724697
Doesn't bother me I just didnt know if it was a meme is trying to force or whatever

>>76724704
>tfw to pretty too not wwear a cage

>>76724714
>Perry
>Real man
Hahahahahahahahahhah

>>76724724
Preds have been on the phone a lot too.

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>>76724654
There's another tkachuk next year, looks like an even bigger ass than Matthew

>>76724663
based streamer

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WHERE ARE THE BLOCKBUSTERS

>>76724714
kariya tho

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KLIM KOSTIN to TAMPA

>>76724717
Much better.

Suzuki has first line potential

>>76724717
>better than Marko Dano
That's not very hard

>the only american picked is an out of shape piece of shit

lmao

>mouth kissing your mom

weird af

REMINDER THERE IS A STROME IN THIS DRAFT

>>76724654
Veleno was one of like 5 players given exceptional status to play in the CHL at 15. He'll be top 5.

>>76724761
You mean a player that'll just show up for one season, then fade in and out for seasons to come

>>76724761
>He's slow as fuck

DOESN'T MATTER

>>76724738
6'3, 210 - has toughness
>asians BTFO

>>76724746
disgusting mutant who was never that good.

booo

>drafting a defenceman that can't skate

HAHAHA

>selecting a body part

Look an American

>>76724746
kariya was weak as shit and was btfo so hard he hates hockey now

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nooooo foote was ours

>Bolts steal Foote from Leafs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>Foote
Fug
Yzerman cucked Lou again

Pens are gonna 7-peat

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>>76724758
>the best Canadian picked is a chink

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hahahaha chose hockey canada over usa hockey without being born or raised in canada

>Lightning drafts a defenseman
>Already have a strong defenseman corps
>Get sergachev from Montreal
>Dradt foote
>Regain strength in the Atlantic

Tampa is returning even if they still were a threat

>>76724790
>Patrick is a chink

well given yzerman's history with first round picks, i can't wait to see how this one fails.

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>>76724790
>a chink is better than the best american available

Vegas taking Liljegren. Dynasty incoming

>It turns out that Rasmussen is also a prima donna

Hey, a Parayko shout out!

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>>76724790
>Chink means Wheateater now

American """"""knowledge""""""

>>76724808

He's a manitoban and therefore a chug

Holy shit Adam footes nose

Don't fucking cuck us Lou, get us liljegren

>vegas not trading any of their picks
literally why

>son touches the cup before winning it

well, if the bolts win a cup, it's not happening with him on the team.

>>76724817
who's butt is that

>>76724833
Why would they? What exactly do they need right now except prospects?

>McFleece has 2 more picks to select more meme players
Truly a dynasty

Valimaki cucks Liljegren here

>>76724840
based lou

>>76724833
>not drafting right handed centres

You fucking faggot Swede cuck

Stop making threads too early.

No one acknowledge the next one if early

>>76724839
>someone posts your oc
feels good desu

>>76724842
Kipsluts.

>>76724833
they have zero prospects and need prospects to function in the future

>sportsnet trashing anna litticks every sentence
lol

>Falling for the Brannstrom meme

>VEGAN

>Meme knights draft a defenseman from Sweden

This team is going to be "good"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

FUUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOOOOOUU MCPHAGGOT

Lou got cucked again tonight

>another hot Swedish milf mom

Please, don't throw it all away.

>>76724842
My waifu. Dont save it.

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>tfw dumped the finn and hairlet

>low tier swedeshit
>vegashit

Brännström
>only 1 finn selected
>3 (three) swedes selected
have GMs finally learned?

>5'9" defenceman

LMAO

>>76724625
WIZARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't know if any other 1st round pick will be a bigger fuck up than Detroit.

another swede defenseman that can't play defense

>being drafted by vegas
JUST

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>>76724863
Here, take mine

I drafted Brannstrom in chel and can confirm he is a bust

>1 pick
>Another fucking commercial
Fucking sportsnet

>>76724889
welcome to the new NHL as defined by Karlsson

>>76724881
too late im gonna jerk off to it later

>No trades
Fucking awesome

>>76724905
ty lad

>>76724889
>drafting anyone over 5"11 in the NHL

This is a manlet league, lanklet. Go try apehoop

>Carolina gets a fast, two-way threat in Martin Necas. And I kid you not, his last name means "bad weather" in Czech. #hurricanes

did it for the memes

toronto's gonna take leljejgren

I feel like the islanders are going to do something.

don't fuck us calgary

I don't see the crazy fuck up that the Wings made. Him dishing the puck to Mantha should be fucking dirty.

this is literally the LAST generation of white swedish men

wow

Will Lou get cucked?

Is it against the law for McPhee to smile?

>>76724921
That is great. Necas is a possible steal from Carolina, but who knows what he will do

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>>76724927
dubs/trips says we will

>>76724930
>Drafting someone with 3rd line center upside 9th overall

lel no one wants Kostin

>>76724921
that's fucking perfect, i'm glad they have bean too

>wasn't wearing a seatbelt
Deserved to die

>>76724926
Honestly would be a great fit. Babs would turn him into quality.

>>76724935
And the last generation of white canadiens being a majority of draftees. Prepare to see more ho sangs and suzukis

LOU DID NOT GET KEKED TONIGHT

>wasnt wearing a seatbelt
Fucking idiot could've been a flamer but choose death instead.

>Burke doesnt select a good ol canadian boy
What is this?

Kind reminder to remember to fasten your seatbelt

I like how you can tell they're finnish just based on the silly names

B U S T
U
S
T

Bettman is getting so worked up on stage

I wanna fug his sister

GET KEKED SWEDES!

>>76724947
there's nobody of value left

>drafting a finn
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FINN GOES TO THE BIN

NO DADS ALLOWED DRAFT

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>DRAFTING A MONGOLIAN DEFENCEMAN AHEAD OF LILJEGREN

AYYYYY

>>76724964
>killing yourself instead of being a Flame

wew lad

>nobody makes better hockey players than the finns

HUE

>>76724949
Kostin is shit and injury prone.

Of course no one wants him.


Also, solid pick with Valimaki. One of the guys I wanted before Vilardi fell.

>>76724965
They want defense most likely. They don't need scoring, but the main issue is oddly defense


>>76724947
Yeah, we won't get a pick tonight

Who is this guy? Is this a good pick lads?

inb4 leafs get OETTINGER

BINLAND

Ha the pictures of valimaki of him as a kid, he looks like fucking bobby hill

With Finns, you don't win

>P E R C A P I T A
>E
>R
>C
>A
>P
>I
>T
>A

reminder britain has more first overalls than binland

reminder britain has more olympic golds than binland

hmmm seems like a bust to me

>mom literally breaking down

this isn't for the military

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Is Nico Hischier elite?

>another canadian team gets cucked by a finn
good

Don Sweeney will make a shit player from the second round get drafted this round.

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Don't let >us down Lou.

can someone please post that pic of Valimaki holding the trophy? looks like a Jonne

LOU
O
U

>very active rags

What did he mean by this?

>>76724993
Yes.

One of the guys I wanted at 9th

>>76725010
Take your proxy off achmed.

>>76725000
trips confirms

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>>76725000
Trips of truth

>from Nokia, Finland
ok he's definitely a bust

laffs gonna save the draft with a fucking TRADE

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Who should the Oilers take, lads?

Reminder that 1 (one) Finnish Defenseman is the key to the cup.

>>76725010
is no team safe from the eternal finn? cunts

>>76725000
checked

>>76725030
At least he won't get injuried :^)

>>76725000
wew

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>a finn who can speak english
wow
>>76725000
czech'd

>>76725033
Not that piece of shit Yamamoto

>>76725050
i would actually draft yamamoto

>>76725000
please stop provoking them
HAVING THEY SUFFERED ENOUGH EMBARRASSMENT THIS EVENING

>>76724974
never realized how severe his manlet status was, he looks like a kid out there.

>>76725050
>not drafting a samurai

>>76725050
>Not drafting the samurai

>17 picks
>0 trades

LOU KEKS EVERYONE ELSE

>Falling for the Liljegren meme

>LAFFS

>littlegren
bust lmaooooo

YESSSSSSSSSS
WITH SWEDES WE WIN

>Timoth Lilegren
Actually try to pronounce the player's name you fucks

>>76725063
>>76725070
hiromoot

SWEDEN YES

>more teams taking the swedepill
bueno

>timoth

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He's the next Lidstrom brehs...

>A based Swedish defensemen to the Leafs
What a steal; I'm pleased
Sweden produces elite D

>>76725000
That leafs fan didn't look impressed

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NOOOOOOOO

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>>76725050
THE JEWS FEAR THE SAMURAI

>>76725074
>falling for the mono meme
Marner had mono and now he's a good player

>>76725057
>>76725063
>>76725070
DUDE MANLETS

Fuck off, Ebershit got shipped out because he couldn't cut it in the playoffs, don't need another regular season memer

>weakness: defensive play
Wait wut

>>76725091
>next lidstrom
NICE TRY

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>>76725063
>>76725070

>100 year of nhl
>no trades
When will the madness end!?

>leljegren
>laffs

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>>76725050
Sounds anime

Matthew Tkachuk should've won rookie of the year

>tmth lijlgn
one job

>>76725103
And where's eberle now? In New York going to have a great season with Tavares and ho sang

>>76725099
Yes, but Marner actually has hockey IQ unlike Liljegren

LULJU
>LULJU
LULJU
>LULJU
LULJU
>LULJU

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REMINDER

>>76725121
>hockey iq meme

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another great elite swede

>weakness: defense

solid pick laffs

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>>76725103
dishonourable

>>76725116
Not because of his play but because of this video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=niCu8Q2zoII

Got mono from fuckin a ton of Swede bitches

>>76725120
And then disappear in the playoffs. What's the value in a winger that can't create on his own and has no chemistry with McDavid or Draisaitl?

>>76725125
>Underestimating hockey IQ

Are you actually stupid?

>>76725139
>not from getting cucked by somalians

lmao stupid ass finn too stupid for boston college

>>76725139
you probaby have aids now from all the somalis they fucked before you

So is this draft dead now, nobody good left?

I hope the fucking katz kid realizes he's too old to stand on stage with his dad

I fucking hate that shit

SOLID PICK

>fin
NOBODY IS SAFE

>>76725103
>LE PLAYOFF PERFORMER
There is absolutely no quantifiable statistic that shows putting up points is harder in the playoffs

>>76725146
>Overestimating hockey IQ
Are you actually stupid?

REEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF FINNS

>>76725141
He's with Tavares most likely next season, and in the east coast. It's better for him in the east just because he has Tavares as a partner

Also, Sweeney drafting a Finn is surprising

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>tfw Bruins draft another bust not even projected in the first round

hey look, sweeney is actually still alive

>drafting a finn defenseman
>bombston

>Long finnish last names
Simply not fair

>picking a finn
fuck sweeney for ruining >our team

>>76725155
>>76725148

I was talking about liljgren

He got cucked by somalis and ended up with their diseases

>finnish defence

>>76725137
cucking the Kings as a teenager is my main criterion

>>76725168
Look at his regular season splits between non-playoff teams (and the Flim Flams) and playoff teams. If he didn't pad his stats against Hongcouver he would have had a terrible goal total this year

>finland

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HERE WE GO LADS

>>76725186
Who do you think I was talking about?

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Rank em lads

>hands
>3

>drafting a bust

>>76725177
>wongs had a chance at the next great meme swedish defenseman
>they picked a swedish big guy™ instead
Why.

Hello /hoc/ I just came from bar and vomited on couch

>>76725172
>I can't deny his comment, so let's write what he did but as an opposing opinion

All these fucking Finns

Is Lauri Markkanen getting drafted again tonight, too?

>>76725206
obviously not you since your a virgin

man what the fuck, i thought that swede kid was in the top 5

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>>76725194
>if he didnt pad his stats by scoring goals he wouldnt have scored as many goals

>>76725216
>swedish
Rasmussen is a danish surname
wongs are going down the shitters im afraid