OFFICIAL TORONTO BLUE JAYS @ KANSAS CITY ROYALS GAME THREAD

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R O Y A L S

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Flag dog wears pants for comfort

both teams aren't gong to the playoffs unfortunately

>>76723823
yeah well jokes on your our FO is going to buy at the deadline anyway

>>76723843
Soler for Davis

>>76723884
surely the cusb wouldnt be dumb enough to go for that

>>76723894
HAHA WHAT A BAD DEAL THAT WOULD BE ,

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>"is that the girl from scrubs?"
>"i usually say I start with the man in the mirror after every start...hey is that Weird Al?"

>>76723705
Never thought I'd ever be disappointed at the lack of Smoak.
Also who the fuck is Ian Parmley

>Big a genie talking Arashs ear off

kek

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>Ian Parmley (L) RF

nickname suggestions for the rook?

'Parmgod?' 'Ian Parm you play so good?'

Savor the Matty D and Patty T experience folks

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WE

anyone have a stream?

I want to watch Happ to see if I should add him

>>76724413
http://bosscast.net/ch_a.php?39

>>76724424
thanks

>blow gays

>autista

>0/13 RISP
>runner on 3rd, nobody out

Last 5 digits = The number of home runs Happ gives up in the first inning

>gay crapp

>pop up into right field

:^)

please tell me someone made a webm of smoak crying in the dugout

Tuloshitski more like it.

>jays """elite""" offense shut down by AAA callup, again

>Pillar

Well this inning is over.

based smith

Maybe if they let Pillar call people fags again he'll go back to hitting

>cant cash in on a balk
>swinging at that

wasnt too long ago when Pillar was in Buffalo

LITERALLY

ANY

BREAKING

BALL

>no Smoak

Was losing this game part of your plan Gibby?

Why is Joe West so fat?

>>76725235
He's American

what will canada do when they're all dead

>transas shitty

>>76725301
wait for spring

GOINS = ELITE

wew lads

Oh shit Tulo hit something

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d...did 2slownohitzki just get a hit?

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>Tulo with a hard hit ball for an RBI

>>76724931
apologize

>>76725459
I'm not until there is some verifiable way to find out I didn't step into another dimension.

>can't even hit a BP fastball
pillar has no business in this league

>scoring by doing nothing

gogo elite

This guy's name is making me hungry. i'm going to Subway, what should I get?

>>76725505
This is the dimension where Smoak is on pace for a 40hr season.

What's it like in your dimension?

>>76725563
crispy chicke parm

>kansas shitty

KEK

KEK MY SIDES KEK

HOW CAN ONE KANSAS BE SO SHITTY?!?!?!


all that cheering for NOTHING

KEK

>>76725733
only the 4th u canadian nigger.

Hey how many world series has canada made in the last decade. 0

yeah faggot
HOw many ALCS hasd the fuckin CANASDIAN BLUE JAYS FROM FUCKING TORONTO MADE IN THE LAST DECADE AND LOST

YEAH TOO FUCKING MANY

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daily reminder this was a homerun
KEK

>>76725758
everytime a kansas shitter talks to me i imagine im speaking with that ugly autistic neckbeard nerd who cheated and caught the ball in field

nice representation you greasy ugly fuck

>>76725812
it was a legitimate homerun u fuckin nerd. but u wouldnt know anything about the rules of baseball and instead speak in memes.


Get the fuk out of here sean u piece of shit

>>76725798
i take it everyone in kansas shitty looks like that inbred neckbeard

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>>76725833
>it was a legitimate homerun

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STAND UUUP FOR THE BOYS IN BLUE

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as you can see here it is obvious the ball would have cleared the deck regardless of the beards presence.

>>76725892
Toronto are the ones wearing blue you autistic inbred neckbeard

>>76725895
no it wouldnt have

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"Dreams do come true, there is no doubt about that"

Matty D laying down some beautiful truth

>>76725923
delusional.

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>basketball guy talking more baseball than the baseball guys

who /mattyd/ here?

>>76725936
No you're delusional, you can find whatever shitty angle that suit your argument but fact of the matter is that balls direction and ballpark was mapped with physics software showing that it wouldnt have flown out

sorry but you're mathetmatically and objecitvley wrong

your world series is negated and does not count

sorryh but thats the truth simple as that

>>76725944
its called niggerdunk or apehoop

>>76725970
>No you're delusional, you can find whatever shitty angle that suit your argument but fact of the matter is that balls direction and ballpark was mapped with physics software showing that it wouldnt have flown out

Except that it was already past the homerun point in Kauffman as determined by the stadium and so regardless it'd have been a homerun eitherway.

>>76725994
hm no it wasnt sorry but youre disagreeing with phyiscs here

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>shawn or someone LARPing as him shitting up yet another jays thread

I'd tell you to gtfo but you won't so heres a picture of Barry Davis

>Pillar

>multiple batters batting under .200
>potent line up

Why is this cuck calling these games?

>>76726166
hey we are like league average in home runs compared to dead last :^)

GOT EM

>"ZEES EES OUWAH PHOCKIN SHITTY" - David Ortiz

what did he mean by this????

>>76726028
If the glove wasn't there it would have hit the top of the padding and gone out. Ergo a homerun. Stay mad leaf.

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>>76726447
>it would have hit the top of the padding and gone out.
No ti wouldnt have you stupid fucking brainlet I literally just told you how this was mapped in a physics program which showed that it wouldnt have been a homerun you delusional cuckold brainlet

>the city of jash

Not your day, Dolan

>>76726471
Do you have a video of said physics program showing this? Because the review of the play showed no proof it would NOT have been a homerun had he not caught it.

>>76726535
>Because the review of the play showed no proof
because the fix was in, the American league wanted to American team to go to the world series and not the Canadian tea

physics have demonstrated after the fact that the jays got robbed, sorry truth hurts but your title is forever fraudulent

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@76726561

>goins error
>7th inning

:^)

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>goins

P{EREZZZZZZZZZZZZZA

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>dwight smith jr.

i dont even know this nigger

>Goins single handedly loses the Jays another game

I love this meme of playing Goins instead of Barney

>>76726696
Hey man, we have Escobar at SS. that alone is having the worst player in the majors on our team

>>76726713
The problem is the Jays have a better player on the roster that they refuse to use because Goins is a meme

>our fate for this lays in escobar

See you in the 8th inning Jays.

Thank fuck the Royals also suck

whats up with the locain train lately

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LETS GO ROYALS LETS GO

smiff is based as fuck

>>76726866
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btfo gggf faggit get fucked KEK

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WE WONT LET HATE WIN

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@76726902
Wut?

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>>76726696
>>76726658

You wanted Barney and he delivered his signature groundout to short.

>>76727146
They're both shit hitters but Barney is much better defensively

GOT 'EM!!

nice try kansas shitty but dare i say you are far too SHTTY to beat my glorious jays mhm

What royals player hits a home run this inning?

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I SACRIFICE THIS MEME IN THE NAME OF ROYALS!

>Distracting yourself with a pickoff attempt

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AHAHAHAHAHAH


KANSAS SHITTY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT


CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

KKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK


KEKEKEKEKEKKE

BUTTBLASTED SHITTY FANS EVERYWHERE

>Soria

Good game cannucks.
You won. I bet Canadians can't tell me the winners of the 2015 ALCS and world series though.

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>>76727381
AHAHAHAHAHAH


KANSAS SHITTY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT


CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

KKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK


KEKEKEKEKEKKE

BUTTBLASTED SHITTY FANS EVERYWHERE


AHAHAHAHAHAH


KANSAS SHITTY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT


CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

KKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK


KEKEKEKEKEKKE

BUTTBLASTED SHITTY FANS EVERYWHERE

tulo has to be one of the worst trade for blue jays in the last 15 years

>>76727396
ya i'd rather have reyes

>no osuna

?

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APOLOGIZE BLUE GAYS

smith sucks as defense holy fuck

Jason Vargas kind of looks like Joey from Friends.

>Royals with a chance with escobar coming up
Good game Blue Jays. See you tomorrow, hopefully we'll still win the series, enjoy the W.

this is why you put osuna in

>and so the lefty will be on to face Alex Gordon
Oh man, so escobar got lucky, Alex Gordon, see you Jays tomorrow, this game is easily yours. Not even a good soul in the line up twice here. Nice W. hhopefully the series finishes up 1-2 Royals

>Loup
>

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>>76727647
osuna is out with an undisclosed injury

>>76727647
yep

>jays put out 1 man from the bullpen, who pitches once, to be replaced by another man from the bullpen

Holy fuck how does Loup even feel right now?

if they jays lose this im unironically going to kms

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time for Blowgay nightmares again.

>>76727714
aaron loup is not good

>>76727714
ive must have seen this happen to loup 50 times

WHERE

IS

OSUNA

>>76727714
Pitching a single pitch and being replaced is like Loup's MO anyway, I don't think he feels anything at this point

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>>76727739
you know where he is

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BLOW GAYS PITCHING

>blow jobs

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>this bullshit

>>76727392
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hello darkness my old friend

>>76727715
Lemme join you

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gg

>Blow Gays bullpen

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>>76727715
>>76727773
please don't

losing streak incoming

closer injured and/or traded incoming

firesale is finally upon us

>>76727392
APOLOGIZE

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ROYALS ARE .500

FUCK YEAH

Jash is too good for this team.

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WE DID IT BOYS!!!! .500!!

AND WELL NEVER BE ROYALS

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I dont think at this point there is a team I hate more than kansas shitty

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back to .500 the hard way

>>76727813
You are looking at final position in the glove there. If the gloves had not been there it would have been out off the top of the pad.

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>>76727813
Nobody cares, leaflet. Go throw beer at a baby.

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>>76727813
Lol we own the Blue Gays. You guys aren't even a real baseball team.

fuck Toronto

Meme magic is back

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lets just trade osuna, donaldson and smoak for prospects

>gibby - Osuna "Wasn't feeling well"

Remember when all you canuckfags were like "Ohh, muh blow gays are gonna sweep"? Yeah you guys aren't gonna sweep.