TEXAS RANGERS @ NEW YORK YANKEES

RANGERS

1. Shin-Soo Choo (L) RF
2. Elvis Andrus (R) SS
3. Nomar Mazara (L) LF
4. Adrian Beltre (R) 3B
5. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
6. Carlos Gomez (R) CF
7. Jonathan Lucroy (R) C
8. Mike Napoli (R) DH
9. Joey Gallo (L) 1B

NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Matt Holliday (R) DH
5. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
6. Gary Sanchez (R) C
7. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
8. Chris Carter (R) 1B
9. Ronald Torreyes (R) 3B

>tanaka

>Tanaka
>rags

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>>76722718

Fuck the Yankees. I can't wait for you faggots to go into last place and/or get banned again. I fucking hate all of you. I'm here specifically to watch you faggots lose lmao.

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T H I C K

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T H I C K
H
I
C
K

God, that sad sax music is pretty triggering. I just want to watch some god damn baseball

It's not even raining here

>literally talking about the nets

>>76723558
wait until they start talking about nycfc

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>tfw 100 right now in Dallas

Wouldn't mind some rain right now. We aren't getting some until midnight.

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I didn't know I had hbo on my cable since I never watch it so I sign in on hbo go online and currently watching curb your enthusiasm. bretty bretty bretty gud

First pitch in 25 min or what?

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First pitch is at 8:40

>>76724434
find meredith for us please and do something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-iKZF0gn3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCRFuMF4NTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSJWIo4iowk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdTlFe3pt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDyjJXuJgr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aLfhlQb4Oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-lEAcprtY4

>>76724434
Rangersbro here. Went to a game there a couple of years ago. 1pm start on a Sunday, 72 and sunny. One of the best experiences I've had at a game.

>>76724434
My friend was sitting in that same section last night. How much were the tix

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Updated start time.
Shit sucks.

what the fuck is wrong with our pitching staff? Starters and bullpen both can't go an inning without getting shelled

>>76724605
$50 each purchased on Monday

>>76724633
That section should be around $25. I'm sure they raised the price because of the pitching matchup

my fucking wife asked me why did I shave on the weekend. holy cow

>>76724647
I didn't pay for them but I appreciate the information

>>76723941
106 in el paso

it hit 110 3 hours ago

>>76724454
>That channel
What the fuck is up with that shit?

>>76724800
idk what youre talking about, just a well functioning human being

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>good call ump, good call

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Fuck west coast games! I want to watch the /a/stros!

>>76724873
can you please leave. our team sucks now there's nothing interesting about >us

>>76724873
go fuck yourself

Wew glad I waited two hours to watch Tanaka get tatood

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>>76724896
I want to see d/a/rvish vs T/a/naka

>>76724910
No bully please

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it's sad that of the current pitchers darvish is in my top 3 fav pitchers and like seeing him pitch.. but goddamnt yanks please pull through and light his ass up

>>76724855
Is...is that your channel? Please fucking say it is

>>76725041
I hope Judge hits 2 bombs off this Jap

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did you know the yankee announcer is big into guitar and oldie rock songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W24JgkVkAU
>>76725101
and no.. I just typed in her name and found this random fuck up's channel

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no matter who wins, we lose :(

Pls unfuck your shit Tanaka

>carter at first again

Ugh, call up Austin already

Tanaka-san is gonna throw a no hitter

>>76725161
>the city of you

>>76725181
I meant a 1 hitter

Has Tanaka been infected with the Pineda?

>no signs of injury
>mechanics are fine
>can make great pitches
>has a tendency to leave a fat hanging slider with an 0-2 count

think of all your jap countrymen tanaka-senpai!! please pull through! don't tell me you're at your limit!

>>76724873
Fuck New Game

At least the oreos have crashed harder than us

Digits and Yuuuu throws a no-no

>>76725305
dubs and he throws a perfect game

>>76725218
It's the baseballs

tj scars are so gross

Kek is dead

Gritt looks like he is sweating profusely but it's only the first inning

>>76725268
Fuck you

>>76725366
It's really humid out it

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>>76725322

>>76725158
Carter is the ONLY OPTION according to Cashman and Girardi. The need to "justify" contracts is the only thing the Yanks need to shake off to make them the best front office in baseball. Once they stop caring about justifying shit contracts they will be unstoppable.

>>76725636
I respect the Sox for sitting Sandafot last year because he played like shit in Spring training

>darvish isn't pure nip
How do the nips still like him?

>>76725667
wasn't he just hurt all year?

>yakkkkkettttyy yaksssss

>rags

>chinks

Tanaka is my nippa tho

>>76725748
I didn't know he was part Persian

>>76725767
He injured himself a few games in the season. Sox already made the decision to sit him

>carter didn't stretch for that
Fucking bum layout for it.

gg rags

>joey gallo isn't even hitting .200
Wew lad

>.197
>19 homers
what

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yankees recent play has really been painful to watch

>>76725933
>>76725943
He has 98 strikeouts which leads the league. What a meme player.

why is Gallo still in the line up?

>>76725958
42% of his hits are home runs.

Will eh hit 100 s/o tonight lads?

>>76725997
because he chases like a cocksucker

pitchers have probably already figured him out

>>76725998
Tanaka usually strikes out 70 batters a game while giving up 80 runs, so yes but he'll also get his 20th home run.

>epidural

Does Headley have a season ending pregnancy?

Funny how they talk about Headley after the turned double play

>>76726050
If he takes his paternal leave will Franceser call him a pussy?

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Chess and baseball.... comfy

Also, look how bad I'm fucking this Scot

Chess is an sport, right?

>>76726241
>tfw like chess
>don't play it so well
>basically just randomly move things
>throws off players who actually know what they're doing since they don't know what to expect
>manage to win some times against amateur enthusiasts

>>76726315
The best person I have ever played was this dude that served time in prison and was in work release when I worked at a restaurant. He said all he did was workout and check chess books out from the library and play people.

>>76726356
What did he go to prison for?

Anyone watching this

>>76726398
Armed robbery. Did seven years.

>>76726403
Hi. I'm here

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>>76726403
certainly

how long til they score a run

>>76726467
When they take the nips out.

>>76726467
its 2 elite pitchers matchup

come back tomorrow for offense

>you now remember jonathan lucroy

Any of you guys play Blizzard games?

>>76726562
Played wow in hs

>>76726588
I mean like now. Maybe HOTS or Overwatch or something?

>>76726594
yea i play your mom everyday

>sanchez only hit a single
fuckin weak, time to send him to aaa

>Players can't juice anymore so they juice the baseball

Really fires up my figs

>>76726607
Real fucking funny dude.... What are you, 12?

how do sanchez and tanaka communicate?

>>76725998
There it is

Why doesn't tanaka pitch this good in games where we have offense

>>76726727
They can both speak English. They just like having their translators for the press so they don't miss something.

>>76726727
speak baseball

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>>76726750
No nip opponent to prove his honor against.

>>76726751
I guess, I've never heard Tanaka speak a word of English though

>>76726775
There are lots of articles that mention that he speaks in English with his teammates.

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So we finally get a decent game from Tanaka and these niggas can't hit?

>ywn never hold the umbrella for your oneesan.

>>76726852
That's the wrong word.

Man I'm really missing headley right now

>>76726833
uhh mike.. the term is called "african-americans"

Torreyes is better than Headley by ten miles

>>76726860
Then what is, weeb?

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>You must be my lucky star

>>76726865
Kek, someone told him this past week that Oriental is offensive to Asians.

>>76726880

Idk, but that wasn't his older brother.

>>76726914
Oniisan is older brother. Oneesan is older sister.

>>76726924
Really? I used the web search on that word and Google told me the opposite

>>76726833
This offense is ATROCIOUS ugghkay

backaftadis

I predict that Darvish will be JUDGED.

Ump rigging this game in favor of the pitchers to drive up Jap viewership

>>76726988
They're probably using 2014 baseballs.

>>76726970
The verdict is in, Darvish is

NOT GUILTY

Judge is king of turning 0-2 counts into 3-2

>>76726761
that picture always puts a smile on my face

This Darvish guy is a freak.

Can't handle this samurai duel

>pitcher's duel
>in the 8th at 10:44 pm

So much for quickening the game Manfred

Okay. This is the >rags we are talking about here. What Yankee hitter is going to hit a WALK OFF BAWMMMMM?

>>76727141
Judge in the 10th.

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>>76727065

Dammit. What does the binder say for this situation?

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ABSOLUTELY UNJUSTED

Binder should keep Tanaka in if the Yankees don't score here

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Both Tanaka and Darvish are showing so much honor tonight. Makes me happy :)

Is Gary-san ok?

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Avenge Sanchez here Didi

Fucking Carter seriously

jesus fucking ka-rist

Worthless

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Austin went 2-4 with a walk tonight.

It's not like KKKarter is some valuable veteran, Yankees are paying him pocket change

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How is carter still starting

digits for judgement day walk off

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>163 at bats
>67 k's

CUT HIS ASS ALREADY

>>76727441
full name?

>>76727518
Tyler Austin

>>76727518
ur mum hue hue

>>76727532
No that's the guy who should be starting at 1B

>>76727518
lilyermak

damn he's really holding him

Chapman shook

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>tanaka finally pitches well
>bullpen blows it

double play ball comin up

NICE SAVE

I had a strange feeling we were going to loose this

Instead of import more Japanese

we get black

CHAPMAN AIN'T A CROOK SON

TICK TOCK HEADLEY

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Can anyone on this team do anything right?

Fucking chapmeme, you baboon. Get this 100 mph the fuck outta here. We need a proper closer, not some meme.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YANKEES

>>76727655
Old school underground rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyFqJZOirno

Sanchez should've had that

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>>76727664
Someone put a Yankee hat on him

>>76727655
shook one...

>>76727658
this.. fucking rivera could only throw 93 at most in his last years and got most people out.. i'm close to done with this fag

>>76727697
>Hey Mike, you think if Mariano taught all the Yankee bullpen pitchers the cutter, they'd hold and save more games?

was he just literally dripping sweat? talk about shook

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It seems like Chapman is just trying to impress everyone showing how hard he can throw

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Judge better walk off or he's dead to me

>>76727734
he would need somebody else to get on base tho

This season is becoming torturous quickly.

>putting matt bush up against a judge

hmmm where have a seen this before

GRIT

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GRITTY

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BASED FUCKING GRITT

GOATNER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND THOSE BITCHES WERE ATARTING TO LEAVE EARLY!

wow the absolute state of rangers closers

Based Yankee Stadium homer

FUCK YOU MATT BUSH YOU FUCKIN LOSER

Based right field

GRIT!

>rags

SEE YA

COME ON HICKS!

GRIT
R
I
T

Fuck yeah. Who's ready to see clippard in the 10th

Dubs and Judge walks off

>>76727848
FUCK OFF BINDER

This isn't the first time he's been up against a Judge.

>>76727848
I wonder who could be behind this post?
>>76727856

Lightly judged

COMMUNITY SERVICE!

Swinging at the air.

digits for walk off in 11th

Dubs and rangers win in 13

>>76727922
oh

>>76727848
Man, I have more confidence in clippard than I have in chapmeme

inb4 18 innings again

>>76727922
Well, it's been fun.

>>76727944
dubs confirm

>>76727922
oh yea
>>76727944
god no, pls god no

Didi.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck this season

You think she got BEANED?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiNuHXNa_uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvBH6Afw5w

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>le throw in the dirt lefty

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLPEN

Is Girardi going to tear their assholes after the game? Probably not

Pitch clock when?

I think he should throw a strike

>>76728200
The guy who has pet names for everyone is not going to rip anyone

>>76728210
wait, that doesn't make any sense, you mean to tell me that to strike people out you have to throw strikes???

>>76728226
You don't if you can get them to chase.

I remember this shit with Shreve in a Jays game two years ago. Couldn't throw a fucking strike.

I'm done with him

why does every yankee reliever look like they beling on /a/
???

Can't peeve the shreeve

damn Andrus should've swung at that corner fast ball

>>76728244
You mean Clip and Shreve?

>>76728244
Shreeve is a wigger, he belongs on /mu/

>>76728244
turns out japs can pitch

>>76728264
clip, shreve, holder, green, gellegos

>>76728294
Middle relievers tend to be geeks.

Here we go

>Single
DFA this bum already

inb4 dp

Just noticed the ump leans on the catchers back.

>keeping in shreve
ultimate binder

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Didi is elite

it's over gg

I wonder if that one anon stayed the whole game

What race is didi anyway?

post yfw carter wins it

>>76728366
>carter
>over

>carter

Oh, there goes the rally

Cmon carter hit it harder

TIME FOR CARTER TO STRIKE OUT AT THE MOST INOPPORTUNE TIME

>>76728374
He is of African decent, but he is of Dutch/Curacao nationality

Of fucking course it comes down to Karter

>>76728387
They play baseball down there? Interesting

>>76728361
Didi DaGlorious coming in clutch once again

Thanks Carter, thanks a lot for that.

Just when we needed your fatass

Calm down, Gary-san

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76728397
Andrelton Simmons is from there, also.

Dubs and torreyes walk off

>doesnt even start season
>still on pace to break personal single season strikeout record
Chris Carter Ladies and Gentlemen

>>76728422
AWWWWW YEAAAAA

Can we get rid of Karter now Brian?

>>76728422
They have spoken

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>>76728399

Time to bring up Mike Ford.
>>76728422

The pope approves

Carter has to be the worst player in mlb right now

BASED TORREYES
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

>>76728422
PRAISE KEK
>>76728441
>who is chase headley or alex gordon

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BIG FUCKING TOE. YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!!!

>>76728422
(You)

Oh yessir

>>76728422
THE NUMBERS NEVER LIE

BASED TORREYES

BASED
A
S
E
D

>>76728422
CALLED IT

HEADLEY YOUR TIME AT THIRD IS UP
THAT IS TORREYES' SPOT NOW

LIL MAN DID IT!

Torreyes pretty much won that game with Tanaka

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>>76728422

>>76728447
She's showing off those big ole titties on yes right now.

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SAYONARA WIN

>>76728477
Do you get to watch the games for free?

Was a great pitching duel game fucking bullpen sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jaIBUQ-ds4

>>76728422
Cap this for tomorrow

You can tell MEredith was mad about that gatorade

>>76728506
arr rook same.

You think he tagged them all?

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(V)oo(V)

>>76728521
What's Tanaka favorite anime?

>>76728506
>>76728521
Is Tanaka the most popular athlete in Japan? Or is that Darvish?

>>76728531
Bocu No Pico

>>76728533
>Darvish

Isn't he half jap?

>>76728581
Yeah. And half Persian

>>76728581
yep, his dad is Iranian

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THIS JUST HAPPENED

>>76729365
bye carter