/nrl/

first for KFC

Just purchased a Basedbox One

Just woke up lads

BroncGODS play today and they will win, fuck you walkcunt.

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would totes go gay for this beauty

"she" is 2/10 at best mate

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>tfw no State of Origin being WA x SA

I don't like how everyone calls pooston a future immortal.

Smith > poostan

>>76725772
Literally the last time we'll ever see based JT. If only we knew that while watching it.

3pm

Cowboys lose v Panthers

530

Raiders lose v Broncos

730

Roosters win v Melbourne

based you

based me

based poomunity

Last for walkie

K

F

>>76728205
NAUSEA

C

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For me, it's the streetwise feast

Are hoodies still cool or do the cool kids wear jackets these days lads?

>>76728262
hoodies are for junkies

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>>76728275
I dunno jackets seem to be what bulldog customers wear

>>76728348
thought you meant a real jacket like a blazer or a peacoat not some dressed down mall shit for junkies

>>76728364
>blazer
>peacoat
Nah not autistic/raiders customer hey

>>76728395
must be shit not looking good in blue jeans a white tshirt and a blazer/peacoat

enjoy the TAB tonight in your sweet polyester jacket

Wearing a blazer right now ama lads

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Based BroncGODS are back lads. Fucking keen for a win tonight boys

large ultimate burger box pepsi 3 wicked wings zinger burger thank you mama

Just wearing a polyester jacket down at the TAB and some skinny faggot wearing a pair of women's jeans and a blazer like he's hosting family feud, must have gotten lost and wandered in, turned all pale and his eyes jumped to the ground and he almost tripped over leaving lads

>>76728490
wicked wings are disgusting lad. the burgers are alright but usually not good.

>>76728491
You should of sucked his dick.

my gf got a abortion yesterday

>>76728510
needa put some whole egg mayonnaise from woolies on yer burger to spruce it up a bit

>>76728528
she told me she was on the pill sorry bra

>>76728536
It's ok she said she wanted a black baby and you're chinese so yeah

>>76728555
kek im not the chinese cunt she was rooting thats the cunt who walked in afterwards

he looked like you

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backed a winner today

>>76728569
Oh yeah that tall fucker was infront of me, I'm a manlet and I was behind him in line

>arguing over a fantasy

this place has really hit new levels of autism

Reminder that Queenslanders run /nrl/

>>76728584
Nah mate we're helping out a /nrl/ family member who's gf got an abortion through humor

based coops

>>76728604
reminder that queensland will lose origin 3

yeah that is me and itsn ot funny.

just bought 5 dominos pizzas for $25 lads

have no sex drive and i'm only 30

>>76728655
>>76728628
>>76728645
Virgins

>>76727217
raiders lose against broncos? how?

Just had a massive wank to some tranny porn lads

>>76728679
virgin

>>76728689
pussy slayer

Don't forget to invest in a lotto ticket tonight lads. 21 Million Super Draw

Cherry boy here lads, what does sitting next to a girl feel like?

any updates on the ice addict whore?

just woke up lads. who won origin. only watched to half time

Is lawbro a cherry boy?

Just got back from fighting in Nam' and only caught half of Origin, did NSW end up winning?

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>>76728822
Big Strong Queenslanders

>>76728922
NSW will win the series just like the US won in nam

At the game lads, got some poorith fans near me

>>76728967
Take a picture for us lad

If the cowcucks lose this they are confirmed to be a one man peem

>memelan

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>coote
More like poote XD

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Awwwww moylan got hit :3

>>76728262
I wear hoodies all the time, but I'm a NEET with no friends or fashion sense and dress solely for comfort

Holy fuck my sides Moylan has no idea what year it is or what city he's in

How did he not get HIA'd?

>>76729063
He's trying to do a Based JT :3
>>76729062
I'm your friend <3

dcelite

It's on in the Australian Badminton Open lads

>>76728679
cause theyre shit

Hows your day been lawbro

>>76729070
Thanks m8, appreciate it

>>76729082
Good, just down at the TAB with my sweet polyester jacket

>>76729082
protein shakes and chill. get a free meal tonight then hit the weights. back on the waters and chewing gum. everyday is ~2.5% of my total stint at this 6 week diet. it's the grind but after a week its become a lot easier. I'm conerned I might struggle studying on low calories but I think I've adjusted enough to be able to do it come semester 2.

>cowcucks

nice blog faggot

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>>76729121
Excellent post

I long for death.

Ol' blue eyes

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Here at /nrl/ we're a family and a family cares for one another. If you need help please consider the following:

Lifeline Australia - 13 11 14
>Hot sexy ladies are waiting for your call big boy

https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/online-services/crisis-chat

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

>>76729100
whats your diet? im 100kg looking to lose around 10kg

>>76729214
KFC, beer and pepsi max

>>76729214
Cheese pizza and Sprite.

>>76729214
fork putdowns

>>76729100
Based matt, i mean lawbro

COEN HESS

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>without JT cowcucks have only won 3/7 games
kek

KEK

K E K

Interesting refereeing

It was the CORRECT call

awwwwww how cute, Moylan tried to pass the football :3

>>76729214
http://www.powerliftingtowin.com/rapid-fatloss-handbook-before-and-after-results-review/

>>76729330
Fat virgin

INCORRECT call

based you

based me

based poomunity

>>76729330
trex

Feeling like Roquentin from Nausea, lads.

What?

Mountain in the background of NQLD looks beautiful lad

Some lad just called my wife beautiful, lads.

Just gave the signal to some guys wife so we can meet and fuck tonight lads

>>76729415
Yeah day games are pretty rare there

>>76729480
thanks, will make future thread with

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>cowcucks can't get through panthers line

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>King Hess, I bow to thee...

>>76729560
kek mind if I save this?

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just playing the ball lads

>>76729564
PLEASE GIVE CREDIT TO LAWGOD OR COPYRIGHT WILL BE INFRINGED AND A CEASE AND DECIST WILL BE SENT. REGARDS. LAWGOD.

>go to drop $100 on boys +6 line
>phone won't work
>takes 5 mins
>finally talking and about to place bet
>cowboys score

Why is this my life

I reckon Corey Jensen will be elite one day. Hopefully he signs with the BroncGODS.

why don't you just get it over with and start tripfagging you queer, we all know that's where this is headed
at least then I can filter you

>>76729573
Based LawGOD

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>>76729573
ok is this good?

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Gonna fly to NQLD and get maccas you cunts want anything? Tastes like salty shit btw you never eat it and go 'fuck that hit the spot'

>>76729603
Do NOT let /afl/ see this.

sad thing is he genuinely thought that post was funny

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>>76729603
Hilarious post

>le take le 2
Enjoy the loss, cowboys

BUNKERED

Clear double movement.

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/points to the sky and prays/

sad thing is he genuinely thought that post was funny

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Yes Hi I'd like to place a bet on Penny Panthers

>>76729603
someone gild this man

how cheeky is moylan

last for cheeky cowboys comeback

2 more games on after this but this will surely be the last post

>>76729677
thanks for the (You) mate

BroncGODS coming up lads
Was going to buy some bourbon but had rego and green slip this week.

don't (You) me

Correct decision BUT they are very inconsistent with this and need to penalise it more.

FeldtGOD

WOW

Pretty elite try lads

Muscular, elite Ethan Lowe

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Did JT less this kick with his skill?

>>76729732
(You)

>>76729734
EXCELLENT post

>>76729693
Just nimble it m8

Panthers with the kind of finish I'd expect from the Knights or NSW

Well, if you needed more proof that the cuckrith cuckthers are pretenders...

>>76729753
Nah I don't believe in pleb debt or credit cards like that.
Patrician debt is phone, car and house debt.

Raiders about to enter the 8 lads.

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any cowboys fans here

>tfw the cowboys WILL make the 8 this year

More like the OUCHboys. Because their players are in so much pain

>>76729415
Castle Hill lad

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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

>>76729906
Just like to pre-order Crash Bandicoot N Sane trilogy thanks m8

>>76729915
I'm not into "gamer culture", and I feel sorry for people who have video games as their only hobby.

>>76729617
thanks

>>76729939
That's cool and all but you work at a shop that sells video games and I want one

>>76729906
you got any chromecasts m8. can you do me a deal

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At GIO stadium lads. Bit fucking cold.

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Cheers lads

Just got back from a 3 day ban lads. What did i miss?

>>76729993
t. gayders cuckstomer

>>76730030
me fucking ya mums cunt

Just did the Viking Clap lads

*cringes*

28 year old virgin broncucks cuckstomer here

>>76729993
On ya lad going to the game.
Any qts around apart from the one on your arm :3

I am deeply depressed and intensely lonely.

>>76730097
Meant for
>>76729480

>>76730107
Meant for
>>76729169

>pooberra

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THATS MY PEEM!!!

>>76730102
No qts in this whole city tbqh. Only people here are fat middle aged bogans and autistic broncuck supporters help and screeching every tackle.

>>76730148
Well it was worth a shot m80 have a good time

>he unironically eats penis sticks
kek

KEK

K E K

>Dad made baked dinner
>On a fucking saturday

Can't stop sneezing but I'm not cold lads

cooked my ungrateful cunt of a son a baked dinner and he wouldn't eat it lads

>>76730181
I'm having a roast chicken lad
There aren't rules for when you have a "baked" dinner

>>76730190
It just doesn't feel right on a weekend, you know?

Sitting by some broncucks here at GIO I feel sick desu

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>mfw the CowGODS win the premiership this year

My shit for brains husband burnt some shit roast but I had to smile and eat it otherwise he'll beat me again, he's banging on my little angels son's door because he won't come out of his room because he says he's hanging out with his friends lads

>>76730207
Eating too much semen makes you sick, your mum told me that

wtf it happened again, there was a fucking +14 line on the broncos

>mobile won't turn of
>finally turn on
>line is +8 now
>connect
>"yes i'd like to bet on the broncos line +8"
>broncos literally just get a try as i'm about to place the bet
>"uhh nevermind"

fffffffffffffffuck

>>76730281
God is trying to give you a sing to stop gambling and invest in a lotto ticket tonight

>>76730308
b-but i only make smart bets

I don't play the lottery ;_;

Just did a smart thing and bought a lotto ticket lads

Sean is fat lmao

Shit game.

Remember to filter all trippies lads

>Grubber to yourself
>Grubber to the opposition

Why no grubber to a team mate or some open space

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REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up

BASED WHITE WINGER

Good game lads

Why did you buy a ps4, Ivan?

On life and death this old man walked.

Just went to fuck up a guy and got fucked up myself lads

ps4's are shit.

Enjoy paying to simply play online.

>>76730451
t. polyster jacket

>>76730461
t. game show host

All three (3) Melbourne teams will win tonight.

>taking the poo

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rate my gf

>>76727217
will he ever recover

>>76730520
Literally the perfect woman

>>76730520
Wife material there lads

>>76730520
Ivan
>>76730555
Josh Reynolds

>>76730520
foul as fuck.

Kek Ben Te'o is playing for the British Lions

Cooked a spag bol lads but ruined it, didn't know you're suppose to cook the pasta in water not the sauce fuck me

>>76730576
her goals are bigger than yours loser

#stillWinning

>>76730574
ironic seeing as though this>>76730576
is me (josh reynolds). get better at guessing, mong.

>>76730586
ah we've all been there mate, just pour a litre of water in the pot and boil the lot, then strain it

>>76730588
i don't have goals. i was born into wealth and never needed to aim for anything other than which hole the sluts want it in first.

>>76730520
>tats
>openly displaying her arm pit

slut

>>76730591
No, that is Basedogs, a completely different entity, you SEETHING poocunt

>>76730614
>rich
>still falls for the disease hole meme

haha can't teach a dumbcunt

>>76730614
Sounds like ur from an Antonioni movie

>>76730636
might be dumb but still rich and literally bulletproof from slurs from poorcunts.

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>>76730586
KEK You learn for your mistakes

>>76730623
>faux mattposting

such an ugly poorcunt you are

>>76730655
im richer than you though dumbcunt

and yeah you are dumb glad thats settled, maybe next time ask your butler to get you a tutor or an older brother who teaches you life experience

SEE YOU IN ROUND 9 DA BEARS

>>76730672
>im richer than you though

i stop replying to people once they start blatantly bullshitting in a vain attempt to win an internet argument. stay mad, kid.

My dad works at Nintendo lads

>>76730687

its weird when you can diagnose autism just from someones short comment on the internet

>>76730698
Tell him to stop making shit games

>replying to reality check

Mother died today, maybe yesterday, I don't remember.

BRONCGODS

>>76730791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7uEb_XrK1U

Who was she a customer of lad?

>>76730716
>>76730698

lmao

>>76730791
overrated book

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Dib BTFO

Mortimer returning to the Throne 2018 February

>>76730849
>>76730875
Whatever happened to TGCK? I remember them posting weeb shit in soccer threads and getting death threats.

Just threw my dads disgusting baked dinner in the rubbish lads

fucked this slut from canberra and i think she gave me the viking clap cause my piss hurts

>>76730791
Should've posted in that thread anon

>>76730922
1. you didn't have sex
2. if your piss really does sting you are most likely dehydrated

>>76730941
virgin

No (You), for (You), friendo.

Why does Ricky never use Based Coal Train?

I like the gimmick of using semi relevant /afl/ and /cric/ trip/namefags, keep it up

Whay are Canberra so shit this year?

>tfw all my SC players are under performing
>tfw I bought goylan this week

>>76731286
iktfb

I would literally be undefeated right now if my players didn't fuck me over

>>76731250
Refusal to dump useless players like gayke austin who limit the actual elite players

>>76731376
The whole point of Supercoach is players getting lucky/fucking you over.

Watching the footy with your mum lads

>>76731413
Based Dad

>>76731424
I put the roast in the fridge son, I'm sorry I yelled at you for being a skinny little faggot who thought it was weird to eat a roast on the weekend. We still on for son and daddy playtime tonight after mum goes to sleep?

>>76731436
Mum doesn't sleep much though, usually she stays up smoking and drinking wine while looking at old photo albums

>>76731468
lmao your mom on pooicide watch

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Bit of casual racism from KFC lads

Calling Aubusson underrated is an overrated opinion.

>>76731468
I know son but when you came out as gendersexual transfluid or whatever it really did a number on her, she wanted grandkids and well now she drinks

Watching babe lads.

>>76731579
I teared up when he was singing the secret code to the sheeps at the end.

why are you watching babe when there's a game on

Josh.. ADDO-CAR "the fox"

Rexs back story tears me up everytime

Voonuvalluu literally on immediate support watch

is addo-car a furry

>watching a poosters game when babe is on

>he only watches origin and broncos games

Eating a bacon burger lads

>not watching poosters lose

just started to tear up lads

tear your bfs arse up you mean

>>76731686
It's ok it hurts the first time, I'm going to push deeper now

Just started to tear up lads

>>76731714
DELETE THIS

don't fucking tell me what to do

Just LARP'd as an aids riddled homosexual lads

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KEK

wolves are attacking the sheep lads

My dick has felt weird after that $50 prozzie yesterday lads

rip Ma.

>>76731774
Nobody cares about New Zealand folk tales lad

>>76731784
might as well go to that orgy now then lad, you've already got whatever she has

>>76731714
Great post.

it was good, dunno about great

NOOOO. Don't shoot babe

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Got my photo taken with Cooper Cronk when he came to Mackay, lads.

>>76731838
based walkfem

>>76731838
is he a massive wanker irl?

>implying that's you

>>76731838
muh dick
Cooper Cronk looking fucking fine

>>76731468
That's fucking sad man, my mum has had a mini stroke 4 weeks ago and refuses to go to the hospital, just lays in bed all day waiting for death

Are you #mixingitupatmaccas ?

>>76731838
She looks like fucking walkie >>76730014

>>76731853
watch the language please mate this is a family sport

WALKIE CONFIRMED TO BE A TRAP NOW

>>76731774
Based Wollongong

>>76731862
as I referenced in this post m8 >>76731848

pleas keep up

>>76731838
please be in townsville

>>76731889
coops is moving to sydney m8

>>76731889
I'm unironically at the Australian if you want to join me m8 but you gotta buy me a beer

It's clearly Walkcunts sister

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LADS

>>76731906
take a pic of the awkward pale faggot if he goes

>>76731889
I'm in townsville but i'm not her and i'm not a girl ;)

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>>76731889
I told you, I live in Mackay. I'm going to JCU eventually though, so keep in touch.

>>76731919
Got a cashout offer? Melbourne aren't going to win, my condolences.

>>76731965
based GODDESS

Disgusting, some mixed race mutt, the only cunt who would go near that is the cunts in /nrl/

>>76731987
I'm literally rubbing my tiny cock right now

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>>76732004
Now this instead yeah

I'm coming home I'm coming home

Tell the world I'm coming home

>>76732015
that's more like it

>>76731962
l-lewd

Abo Carr might be a furry but he can fucking play footy lads

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>>76732004
Please don't wank to my pics.

>>76732058
show us where you piss from ya slut

>>76732058
Don't worry I'm not going to, I only jerk to Jordan Capri, Ariel Rebel and Little Lupe

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>>76732070
NO.

No more pics.

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>>76732070
Alright, but don't save it.

I fucking love this scene.

>tfw no walkies sister gf

I've never see something like that, going to show my dad and ask him what it is

>>76732108
>tfw no walkie

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>>76732108
Iktfb

Sheep dog trial scene coming up lads

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HOW CAN WHITE PEOPLE COMPETE

what the FUCK was that try my sides

>>76732184
Just wait for the lamb chop scene

just did squats, overhead press, lat pulldowns, shrugs and knee ups lads

im ready for the Fox 8 Find a Footy Player from a bunch of scrubs (TM) (C)

>>76731853
you can call an ambulance you know

storm are unstoppable, no big 3 and they still kill it

>Melbourne has the best people
>Melbourne has the best NRL team
>Melbourne has teh best food
>Melbourne IS the best city
Is there anything Melbourne can't do

>Beating an overrated Poosters team
>an achievement

>>76732239
Can't have a mosque on every corner like based Sydney.

>best people
lol

Sheep dog trial scene lads

Roosters will still win this.

I met a bloke named Tasmania lads

It was quirky but interesting and suited him

melbourne is literally plebbit: the city

tearing up again lads

got addo carr on my bench lads

>>76732295
meant for
>>76732299

Poobourne will be 6 points ahead of the competition lads

that was a good play 2bh

Changed my surname to Mitchell because I didn't want people to recognise I was related to one of Australias most talented female sporting athletes lads

that'll do pig
that'll do

;_;

got an abbos car on my bench lads

abo stole my car and my bench lads

>its the commentators reference AFL episode because theyre trying to make AFL viewers who turned in think theres any connection between the games whatsoever episode

((()))