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/Tennis/ - Halle & Queens Club - Mid Grass Season

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>Dan Evans tested positive for cocaine, will face ban
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/40387574

Halle
Schedule: https://www.gerryweber-open.de/en/schedule/
Draws: https://www.gerryweber-open.de/en/scores/singles-draw/
Live Scores: https://www.gerryweber-open.de/en/scores/live-scores/

Queens Club
Schedule: http://matchcentre.lta.org.uk/championships/orderofplay.html
Draws: http://matchcentre.lta.org.uk/championships/draw.html
Live Scores: http://matchcentre.lta.org.uk/championships/index.html
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>>>/fa/
>>>/asp/
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>>76719243
good post
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>>76719243
More like aspergers xD
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>>76719243
perro caca
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Damn, Fili got balls of steel.
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I will be the only poster with a GB flag ITT. Everyone with a GB flag is me.

[spoiler]I'm a huge sissy and I love cock[spoiler]
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>>76719375
for real
and he pulls the same shot again. madman
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I will be the only poster with a Dutch flag ITT. Everyone with a Dutch flag is me.

[spoiler]I'm a huge aspie and I love memes[/spoiler]
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TENNIS
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I will be the only poster with a Emirati flag ITT. Everyone with a Emirati flag is me.

[spoiler]This is unironically true.[/spoiler]
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I will be the only poster with a German flag ITT. Everyone with a German flag is me.

[spoiler]Try to spot my other personality[/spoiler]
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I love FeliciANO
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bird dick used to be much more handsome
t. not a homo
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>bird dick
Feli to win Wimbledon
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>>76719413
AND COMMUNISM
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Will Zverev win the Halle?
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>>76719468
Still haven't decided if that was a mature response or a beta cuck move from Brenda.
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>>76719792
Yes then go out in the first round at Wimbledon
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>>76719792
Sascha "Steph Curry" Zverev
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>>76719792
>le can't play best of five tennis man
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kyrgshit btfo
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Halle
13:05 SF Federer (1) - Khachanov
16:00 SF Zverev (4) - Gasquet

Queens
14:15 SF Muller - Cilic (4)
16:00 SF Dimitrov (6) - Lopez
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>>76720168
Kek
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>>76719102
First, she needs moar hair
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>>76720168
bants
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>>76720201
Lopez-Muller would be so memey. Two lefty S&V servebots.
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>>76720266
sadly Cilic - Dimitrov is more likely
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SINGLES

Birmingham
12.30 Safarova - Kvitova
14.00 Muguruza - Barty

Mallorca
15.00 Goreges - Bellis
17.00 Garcia - Sevastova

DOUBLES

Birmingham
15.30 Chan/Zhang - Atawo/McHale
17.00 Mirza/Vandeweghe - Barty/DellAcqua

Mallorca
18.30 Jankovic/Sevastova - Görges/Knoll
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>>76719163
>The ITF said Evans provided the positive sample at the Barcelona Open on 24 April and he will be provisionally suspended from 26 June.
So he's had like 2 months to dope up and get more prize money? WADA is a meme
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I make burger
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reminer to not even attempt to emit opinion re mass culture and mass media befor u have a grasp of Debord, McLuhan and Foucault beyond wikipedia, lest u expose urselv'e as a sophist and dilettante
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>>76720989
Every single GS winner post-Sampras was doped.
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>>76721177
>sophist retard
Literally gabe roth
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>>76721177
>The show, in opposition, is to remove the spirit itself and to offer it to this world with its infinite game of appearances, the anti-noetic aphasia overwhelmed by the abundance of alienated simulations. Their opaque material closes the world in the series of figures chained to the flat surface of the exterior, the so-called postmodern signifier (without meaning) - which does not actually mean anything, but it shows nothing more. This position is equivalent to rhetorical castration that presumably claims that style is just the content, aberration equal to claiming that the dress is just the woman. Consequently, art that refuses the coupling of form with the background, the exterior with the interior, the sensible with the intelligible, consecrates the onanism of a horizontal imagination without vertical inspiration.
The entire entertainment industry only dissolves, attaches us not to what remains, essentially, firmly and durably, but to the "fast-paced" ephemeral simulacry: that is to say, the difference of the world itself, its irreparable fluid and destabilizing mobile schizophrenia.

I wrote this paper once in college about art vs circus. Thoughts?
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>>76721177
>reminer not to think before someone tells you what to think

good guy!
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>>76719163
>dopes
>is still shit
lmao
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>>76721328
>thoughts?
verbal masturbation
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>>76721409
I don't think cocaine really helps you play tennis.
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>>76721977
implying he didn't do a cheeky bump inbetwixt sets to up his energy levels
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>>76719243
I'm proud of you, ISIS.
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scared about cilic desu lads

think he's got good chances to take wimbledon
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Gonna watch Akira tonight, is it good?
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nth for jelene
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post feels music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUea0h4DZTs
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>>76723369
Do they make out after this?
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>>76719468
>m-muh f-friends call me b-berd-d-da....
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>>76719792
>win ATP500 event
>lose 1R in the slam
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>>76721114
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEASON IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND EAT IT
I LIGHT MY STOVE AND BURN IT
I AM THE MEAL I WORSHIP

>>76721328
dare I say u did not ackshooally write this pal? it looks like classic Lyotard or Baudrillard litkino/sophistry desu ne
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxjLD2pmlk
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Does pepita on MTF have a legitimate mental illness?
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>US bans brasil from exporting meats to the US
>tfw no more sopa
;__;
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OWRSqcCOTd
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>>76728340
good post
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>>76728513
also pls vocaroo "lara arruabarrena" with excessive rolled rs
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good night tennis
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>>76722964
0 chance. He'll make the quarters like he always does then he'll drop his shorts to Murray or Nole or Fed, like he always does. I'm still in a state of shock that he ever won the Open.
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>>76728815
he has a legit chance. been playing really well
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tennis
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>>76729948
underrated post
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where do you guys watch the tennis on nowadays?
streamsite, acestream, tennistv, tv?
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>>76730118
TV, I'd buy tennis TV and Eurosport player if it wasn't on TV.
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>>76730131
i gotta check then to see if theres a channel thats broadcasting it here
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>>76730118
grand slams/m1000->acestream
rest->flash streams
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>>76730171
It's probably hopeless unless you got pay tv.

I got access to sky and 4 satellites and I still miss some matches. Because no channels have them.
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>>76730171
eurosport showed RG. and i think wimby will be on bbc1/2 right? at least my ziggo package has them.
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>>76727772
Legitimately the best poster there.
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>>76730118
BBC/ITV Queens for Wimbledon and French.

Spanish acestreams for everything else.
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>>76730131
Do you get paid for shilling for the Pay-TV scum?
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>>76731563
But i'm not paying anything (at least not to sky)
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>Federer now using a two handed back hand

Thats its then, Tennis is finished. Federer has reached his final form and no one can stop him
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>>76732208
source?
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>>76732208
>"Why didn't you use a two handed back hand earlier in your career?"
>"Wanted to make things a bit fairer to the other players"
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>>76732214

https://twitter.com/TennisTV/status/878017223381704704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tennisworldusa.org%2Fnews%2Fvideos%2FRoger_Federer%2F44704%2Ffederer-hits-two-handed-backhand%2F
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>>76731981
This wasn't what I was asking for.
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>>76732232
What's so bad about paying for Pay-TV?
Searching for streams is fucking annoying and half the time you can't even see the fucking ball due to low res.

If you have no income I could understand but as long as you earn some money it's just more comfortable to pay.
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>>76732230
>that URL
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>>76732230
>>76732208
NO
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS MAN, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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>>76732541

No one can Stop FedeGOAT now
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>>76732360
>If you have no income I could understand

This is the problem. not everybody can afford it and sports is monopolized by Pay-TV agents.

There is absolutely nothing good about pay-tv. The argument that pay-tv can provide high quality content due to additional income is a blatant lie. If there was no pay-tv (or at least if it was a lot less popular) the high quality content would be broadcasted by Free-TV networks.

Video-on-demand is far worse but this is an entirely different thing.
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>>76732572

>not everybody can afford it

Get a job then you neet fuck
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>three games
>three breaks
Is Halle a WTA tournament now?
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>>76732577
First I filled in about 6 gorillion applications. It's literally not my fault.

Second not a neet. If I were a neet I'd probably get gibbs.

Third this is literally not an argument to say that only people with jobs should be able/allowed to watch sports.
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>>76732572
Tennis tournaments are struggling for money.
At least selling tv-right generates some income.
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>>76732639
Come on at least you CAN watch them even if it's shit quality. Pre Internet poorfags got absolutely nothing.
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>>76732597
No, fed is just shit.
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>>76732642
>Tennis tournaments are struggling for money.
This is literally everbody''s argument. Football, tennis, handball etc. This basically means just "we want more money because we think we can get it."
Maybe they should lower the costs then?

>At least selling tv-right generates some income.
Yeah, right. Because Free-TV means they have to give away the licence for free?
Pro tip: Free TV also pays for their content.
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>>76732693
football is probably bullshit, tennis is not.
I don't think they pay much for tennis tho.
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>FWL
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>Marin Cilic believes he’s closed the gap on Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal and Andy Murray and is confident of challenging the usual suspects at Wimbledon.
>The 28-year-old, who will rise to world No. 6 after beating Donald Young to qualify for the semi-finals at Queen’s, has been in excellent form in recent months and reached the quarter-finals of the French Open for the first time earlier this year.
>Despite winning a Grand Slam at the US Open in 2014, Cilic has never really been held in the same regard as the ‘Big Four’ or Stan Wawrinka.
But he believes the gap between him and them is closing and he’s confident of pushing them hard at Wimbledon.
>When asked if he’d closed the gap with the ‘Big Four’, he replied: ‘I think so.
‘You know, it’s such, sometimes, really small margins. For me, during my career, comparing myself to the top guys, I have been different in a way that I was not able to keep that play really consistent as they were.
>‘I think overall when I would be playing my best, I think I could match them up, definitely. But overall, during the course of the year, it was difficult for me to keep it up.
>‘But these last 12 months, I have been improving on that, and that is helping me to get closer to the top 5. Now with my own game, getting that level up, I think I’m getting closer into that consistency level as they have, so that’s I think the biggest step for me.
>‘I think I’m just playing better. Just raised the level a little bit more up. And even, you know, getting closer to Wimbledon, I’m going to definitely prepare a little bit more better playing on grass that much.’
>The Croat once again reiterated his desire to move into the top five this year, and insists he’s confident of achieving that goal.
‘I believe in top-five,’ he added.
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>>76721177
>reminer to not even attempt to emit opinion
who r u pretentious fggot?
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>>76732784
I'd argue he's never been held in the same regard as Nishikori aswell
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>olderer
milking the sit-down rules
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>>76732784
>>‘I think overall when I would be playing my best, I think I could match them up, definitely. But overall, during the course of the year, it was difficult for me to keep it up.
this is unironically true for a number of players, not just Cilic. the Big Four are not just lumped in that group for their level at their peaks but also because of their ridiculous consistency throughout the season
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>Federer cursing

kek
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>>76732851
What did he say?
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>>76732851
That's reassuring, because despite playing like shit, he's still easily in.
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BASED BACKHAND
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>>76732861
>..... this fucking shit......

Can't make it all out, but he said it facing his own box.
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>Jumeirah Hotels & Resorts
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Fed is looking real good on grass

I thing he's gonna win Wimbly easily
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Khachanov absolutely crushes the ball
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Khachanov playes really well
Needs to develop his serve more though
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>>76732954
he isn't against this guy tho
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welp
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Halle at Roger.
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Was that Nishikori walking in the suit?
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Lel Federer rebreaked
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IT'S OGRE
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>fedelel
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webem pls
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estonia !
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>>76733212

kek'd
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>>76733212
>this doez not fockin sleep
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what the fuck is wrong with Federer
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>>76733258

He's just memeing
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>>76733258

He turns 36 in like 6 weeks

He's old man
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>>76733258
ran out of roids
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>>76733265
Does he realize he needs to get his shit together for Wimby
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>>76733265
i don't thin so, he's missing his best shots
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>>76733287

Mirka shouldnt you be supporting your hubby
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>Nadal lost to this person 4 times in a row
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tenterhoooooks
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Federer won
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gg
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>>76733328
>Implying Fed is using more than 10% power
This is like Cell toying with the Goku. Just wait
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Based Fed
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>>76733328
Nadal lost to fucking Querrey. He's shit now on anything but clay.
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>>76733328

>Nadal
>Not on Clay
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time for the match of the day: Cilic - Muller
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All memes aside

If Fed wins Wimbly and the USO this year what does it say about that state of Tennis that a 36 year old will have won 3/4 slams in 2017
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>>76733279
Last year he only made it to the SF in Halle but still made it to the SF of Wimbly and almost to the final in poor health.
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>>76733279

Fed always gets like a 200% power up at Wimbly
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>>76733333
I won't leave these unchecked
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>>76733386
He will win neither
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>>76733386
>All memes aside
>If Fed wins Wimbly and the USO this year
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>>76733435
>>76733442

Who is gonna stop him winning Wimbly? Nadal on grass?
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>>76733386
Nadal will win both though.
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>>76733373
NOT SO FAST
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>>76733459

The last time Nadal made it past the 4th round at Wimbly was 2011 lad
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>>76733456
Nadal can win USO for a start.
Fed will get knocked out by zverev or cilic.
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>>76733459
>he fell for the "nadal looks good on clay so he must be good on everything else" meme

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how fucking new
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>you now remember all the GB posts are made by the same person
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>>76733475

>Fed will get knocked out by zverev or cilic.
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>>76733476
He was playing great on hard and pretty much only lost to Federer who was on PEDs.
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>>76733488

>you now remember all terrorist attacks are representative of Islam
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at least we can agree that tennis has become more unpredictable
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>>76733495
Raonic and Querrey too
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>>76733495
>he was playing great on hard

No he wasn't. The only reason he got to the final of Miami was because he vultured through a shit draw - same with AO. He would've been exposed hard by Kyrgios and others.
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>>76733520

>tennis has become more unpredictable
>This year is just Fed and Nadal win lol

Its like being back in 07
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>>76733386
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>>76733495
>>76733540
oh, and this
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Saw Akira last night, can someone explain to me wtf was going on?

>>76733386
An utter disgrace.
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Where are you guys watching Fed's game ? I'm stuck in London match
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>Murray becomes World number 1 finally
>Immediately forgets how to play tennis

whats up with him
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>>76733572
read the manga
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>>76733590
It already ended.
>>76733602
Used all of his energy to become #1.
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>>76733488
dewd pls
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>>76733504
>>76733667
it was 2meta4yous >>76719386
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>>76733636
I know, you watch on stream or something?
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>>76733610
I guess so.
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>>76732230
nadal BTFO
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console mugu 10is
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>>76733736
stop this meme
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say something nice about jelena
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>>76733572
what do you mean, movie is pretty self explainatory
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>>76733983
faster forehand then murri
also cutie :3
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>>76733983
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>>76733995
Not about what happened in the end.
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>>76733983

something nice about jelena
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>can't into cartoon
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>>76734034
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>>76734029
what happened? didnt they just kill him?
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>>76734065
It's not clear whether Akira (is that all that he does? Just explodes everything in his path?) destroyed Tetsuo or something else.
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>>76734034
xd
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>Müller win will Queens
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looks like eastbourne is jelena's to lose boys!
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>wta
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>atp
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>>76734191
>halep's highway to choke at the final

jej
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>>76734221
>implying she'll make it past petra
heh
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>mugu losing to barty
and people thought she would win RG, or any other major ever again

hahahahahaha
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>tennis
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CiCi is my girlfriend irl
ama
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>>76734327
how is dat booty so tite
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>>76734302
>potato
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>>76734341
cardio
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>>76734327
can I borrow her please
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>>76734343
>inbred
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>>76734403
sure
just remember to make her ponytail after uve finished
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>>76734364
nice
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>>76734407
>inpotato
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>feeling bad about life
>turn on tv to see boring as fuck fast grass court tennis watched by posh people
>Google "ATP queens ticket prices"
>£115 to £150 for today

Lol. Being poor doesn't feel so bad after all.
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>>76734426
can I keep her and not return her
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>>76734474
we foodbanks nau
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Notice how the berdshit match was invaded by by a bird at matchpoint? Berdshit was mesmerized.
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what's with the Queen's match? is it drizzling?
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>>76721177
>McLuhan
Prefer Neil Postman and his take on media, otherwise good point
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safarova:petrafied
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I just woke up. How was the Fedora match?
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>>76733572
TETSSSSSSSUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>76735061
Tetsuo is the typical /r9k/ poster DESU.
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Bellis btfo by our girl
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>tfw you remember reading an article saying muller couldn't afford a physio in order to support his family
>tfw he'll never make it to the final now
Tennis is sad
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>>76734449
no tits, no ass, shit disproportioned legs and what the fuck is this feet?
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>>76735221
looks like cute face, long thin torso, perky boobs and ass to me
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>>76735221
el krautistANO śmh
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>>76735175
source?
>>76732360
>not enjoying linxhunting
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>>76735221
her feet do look too big for her body lol
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>>76735162
MOMMY
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>>76734449
That swimsuit was pretty much exclusively designed for tennis players lol
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This stadium is such a waste for an ATP 500.
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>halle
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>>76735515
Which one? Halle or Queen's?
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>>76735536
Halle
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>>76735535
Based Thiem
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>RCAZ
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lower the lanklet into his casquet
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>Sashit Zverev
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>>76735386
Her feet look like someone draw this pic and when he came to the feet he thought to himself "meh nobody will pay attenition to them anyway" and draw them in 15 seconds.
The second and third toe is longer than the foot thumb (YUCK!)

>>76735274
The face looks okay indeed. I guess you could say ciute. Long thin torso I wouldn't say that. Pliskova has a long thin torse. This looks like somewhat between girlish and boyish. Definitely not mature. I don't like it.
On boobs: yes perky maybe. But perky does not mean small. They could have been bigger and still perky.
Ass is beyond flipkens-tier.

>>76735283
el (YOU)
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>>76735592
>They could have been bigger and still perky.
Who has the largest perkybewbs?
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>>76735575
Wouldn't it be GCAZ?
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>>76735592
>foot thumb
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>>76735624
Depends on who's posting. But I ain't seeing no Russians here. Kid is more German than Russian anyway imo.
>>
PO-PO-PO-PO- PO - po po p p.
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>>76735610
see >>76735162
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>>76735724
OLE
L
E
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>>76735659
his mother looks german
>>
saschka kakaschka
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>Players coming to Britain are also subject to extra out of competition testing by UKAD
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>>76735328
>''I can't permit myself a physio,'' said Gilles Muller, ranked 42nd, from Luxembourg. ''With my season last year, I could have stretched to that. But it's too much of a risk for me. I have a family.''
http://www.tennis.com/pro-game/2016/05/tennis-pros-need-a-ceos-head-on-top-of-strong-shoulders/58735/

There was a longer quote but I can't find it ;_;
>>
>>76735985

Explains why Roidal never performs at Wimbly anymore
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>>76735818
post pic
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>>76736000
£000
suprised another player didn't give him a turn on their physio
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PUT 'IM INNA GASQUET
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>Le coq sportif
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>>76736078
my mistake, the fat lady who watches him play is not his mother
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>>76736572
>le cuck sportif
is this the most meme brand?
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>>76736677
Not more than >lacuckste
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>>76736078
zverevs's mother

>>76736677
berdshit sponsorship when?
>>
who /unironically hoping gascoigne win/ here?
>>
>>76737092
Jesucristo he looks like her same
>>
>>76737111
Me. I'm tired of le nextgen meme.
>>
why is this kid fistpumping and airfingering every point
>>
>>76737092
MAMUSHKA!
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>>76737155
This is Rafael Zverev
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>>76737184
kek
>>
fugg
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>>76737118
>>76737177
it's asif somehow he came out of her

>breakpoint tweener
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*loses in R64 of a slam to Albert Ramos*
>>
>le fistpump every UE man
>>
gg
>>
Gaschoke
>>
blew a gasquet
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>>76737478
not like he's got any weapon tho
>>
Will he have a chance against non cripple fed?
>>
>>76737522
Fed hasn't really played that good so far in Halle, it can go either way.
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>>76737522
being 36 is a disability by itself lad
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>>76737522
Zverev will win and avenge his bro
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>>76737589
wow fuck off to the potato fields ya mick
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>>76737522
unironically yes. semi-regular reminder that he's one of the few players to have beaten Fed this year. albeit in an exhibition, if you watched that match, you know that the match was competitive
I do think Federer will win tomorrow, however. but of all the opponents he's faced this week, Zverev has the best chance
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>>76737522
He'll win then go out in the first round of Wimbledon to a literal who
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Coco has withdrawn from Eastbourne. I hope it's nothing serious.
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>>76737687
mildly amusing post
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>>76737717
objectively the best american player
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>>76737687
Nice maymay
>>
>>76737687
*legs die in the 5th set against albert ramos on grass*
>>
>>76737682
Yes but exhibitions mean literally nothing. Even Phil Taylor gave horse shit about them and got regulary beaten in his prime by literally Whos.
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>>76737800
idk if you watched the exhibition, but the win was pretty convincing. anyway, it's not like Zverev blew Fed out of the water at Hopman. it was pretty tight and Zverev happened to edge out a win. so tomorrow's match too could go either way (although IMO Fed's the clear favourite). if it helps Zverev's case, he did beat him at Halle last year as well although Federer is arguably better now than he was last year
either way, we should hopefully get a tight three-setter. possibly three tie-breakers 2bh
>>
reply to this post or your favourite player gets beaten by verdasco at your favourite GS 1st round
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>>76737952
>>
desu I'd rather see Verdasco go through
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>>76737952
>beaten by verdasco on grass
Doubt.jpg
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>>76737952
Ayy
>>
>cacatrov

>>76737952
you fucker
>>
>>76737743
Agree. She has a devine physique. Sometimes I'm under the impression that she lacks discipline to be world class though. She could be easily top10 on daily basis and play for the title in each slam.
I hope her flower opens soon.
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>>76737973
You're one year late :(
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>yfw Deliciano squeezes past Meemeetrov only to lose to Cilic
>>
Vamos, FeliciANO.
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>>76738158
are you implying Meemeetrov is a *AHEM* good player?
>>
>>76738193
that's future world #1 to you, mister
>>
>>76738175
>felicianus lupus
>>
>>76738063
t. sverev fan
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>>76738277
yeah and paire is no.2
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>>76737952
mt favorite player is a grill
>>
Feliciano has a nice donk
>>
>>76738095
yeah she could be really great. i like her personality and the fact that she voted trump
>>
>>76738369
Why is her forehead so small?
>>
>>76738572
because her forehand is so big
*thinking emoji*
>>
>>76737952
I don't think any of my favourite players will play this choker. Ever.

Here is your (You).
>>
>>76738393
>donk
what is donk?
>>76738277
can he make it before his hairline goes?
>>
>>76738756
butt
>>
Fucking rain spoiling my fun.
>>
>>76738572
gee i dont know gabe, im guessing she was born that way
>>
>>76738925
maybe it's maybelline
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>>76738977
>burgertier
>>
Is Wimbledon going to be the Rainslam this year?
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>>76739287
Looks like Hope Solo's vagina.
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wanna do this meme at least once
don't bully ok, i'm fragile
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>>76739610
Post it.
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>>76739645
looks nice, but are you a skeleton?
>>
>>76739645
what is that?
>>
I'm eating cow tongue.
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>>76739775
not really but maybe a little depends on who's judging
i already ate some of the chicken because it was so good with the cocos and lemon sauce

i eat small stuff later in the evening too but yeah i'm not a big eater desu

>>76739816
woked chicken in onion with garlic seasoning, cocos lemon sauce, bell pepper, spring union, cashew. then rice and the brown is fried onion from a pack or something
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>>76739645
seems legit but there's no way of being sure anymore, should have listened to Isaac
>>
Somebody explain why Lopez is good on Grass but shit on every other surface?
>>
>>76739887
>woked chicken
did he watch a lot of Alex Jones videos before getting ded'd?
>>
>grandpas dominating tour
>>
>>76740578
"Grass specialist"
>>
>it's yet another disappointing Dimitrov episode
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>>76740763
Seen that movie more often than the godfather desu
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>>76740578
the lopez conundrum
>>
>>76740578
Because everyone else is to inteligent for grass.

btw, I hope Fedelel ravages the fuccboi's boypucci tomorrow.
>>
thank you Spanish Jesus
>>
>>76740763
That's not an episode, that's a longrunner.
>>
would love for Lopiss 2 win a tournament but after his dum comments re Novak and GOATness I cant actively root for him desu
>>
>>76742014
What did he say?
>>
SINGLES

Birmingham (final)
14.30 Kvitova - Barty

Mallorca (final)
17.00 Görges - Sevastova

Eastbourne (qualification final)
12.00 Davis - Schiavone (cont.)
12.00 Lepchenko - Ozaki (cont.)
13.30 Cirstea - Hsieh

Eastbourne
12.00 Suarez Navarro - Makarova
13.30 Riske - Cornet
13.30 Tsurenko - Watson
15.00 Babos - Mertens
15.00 Lucic-Baroni - Niculescu

DOUBLES

Birmingham
16.00 Barty/DellAcqua - Chan/Zhang

Mallorca
19.00 Chan/Hingis - Jankovic/Sevastova
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>>76742117
the truth: No1e is the true GOAT
>>
>>76742317
wtf I love Lopez now
>>
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*saves /tennis/*
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https://www.youtube.com/user/MrWaldford/videos
quality tennis content
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>>76745286
>those thumbnails
Quality indeed
>>
>>76745286
Based mr waldford
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>>76744346
*knees explode*
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Vamos chile
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>>76746698
What does having a woman sitting on your face feel like?
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>>76747376
suffocating
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>tfw no Feli bf
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>>76748802
him and petko fugged
t knower
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>>76748296
Just imagine the one on the left farting on your face.
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>>76749376
es probable que huela mal

(did i spek spen well?)
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>>76749444
disgusting tits
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>>76750394
t. gabe
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>>76749376
t. gabe
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>>76749444
That's the best part.
You did.
Nice trips.
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keeping the thread alive
with everyone being a survivor
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>>76753822
speaking of nadal, i just made my first webm for 4chan.
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>>76754077
Good lad, but I'm sure you can fix the quality. Are you using Webmfordummies? That high quality box is god tier
>>
>>76734191
I call it rigged. It's like they want kerber to lose.
>>
>>76754077
Nadal was so good, he will easily win the wimbledon bowl
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>>76754291
yeah, i was also worried about the quality, but i could not get it under 3M with higher quality
>source video: https://streamable.com/99nji
>tutorial i followed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzMKzjNnKk

what is this webmfordummies you talk about? google pretty much links backs to this thread with that query.
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>>76754566
https://www.reddit.com/r/webm/comments/4w4ixo/how_do_can_i_make_34_mins_webm_under_4mb_like/
>>
fugg, looks like I'm gonna miss the Federer - Zverev match. hope there's like a 20-minute highlight uploaded on YouTube
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>>76754621
ill clip it 4 u
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>>76754621
Time to pray already?
>>
>>76754632
thanks Feliciano. I hope you finally win a title today
>>
got £500 on fedora to win

how blacked am i?
>>
Cilic and Zverev to save the day from the reddit memes
>>
Almost FedeGOAT time
>>
>>76754646
>already?
I smell burger by proxy.
>>
Halle
http://hdtennis.ru/glavnaya-stranica/centralnyj-kort-atp/
>>
>tfw my tax money gets wasted on broadcasting shit like this
>>
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>>76754578
yup, this tool is def better in terms of video quality, though it only worked on the third try (i had to remove seconds from the end for it to work).
>>
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>>76755078
forgot pic
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>memestorm starts playing
>>
Rodger the Lodger
>>
>ywn witeness a Haas-Haase final at Halle
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>>76755087
>no blacks
Racism
>>
SAVE US FEDEGOAT
>>
>>76755141
>no burgers
Nirvana
>>
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I found an Penko look alike. Obviously the right woman. pls rate and no bully
>>
Let's go Federer, you bitch.
>>
>>76755141
Get your memes straight, we import brown people not black.
>>
Fedrev acestream where
>>
'My children need me, but I want to play gameswith my firends.'
- Roger Federer.
>>
Why are there plastic Asian Federer fans at every tournament?
>>
>>76755210

Can't find an acestream, but this >>76755074 is okay.
>>
zverev has won 1 (one) point and it's the third game
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>memerev
>>
shooken confirmed
>>
shitrev EXPOSED
>>
Stream plx?
>>
>>76755224
clones by nike
>>
So fucking easy so far.
>>
What a fucking clinic.
>>
based fucking goderer
>>
Young guns utterly BTFO by a near 36-year old.
>>
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>New Gen will take over before the big 3 retire
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>le hash tag next gen
anyone have a JUST picture of Zverev?
>>
>>76755298
got you senpai
>>
Shouldnt have played all those doubles matches with his shit brother.
>>
B A G E L
A
G
E
L
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zverev is kill. fed to win wimby?
>>
>>76755316
Hey, don't say shit about Mischa, he put more of a fight against Fed.
>>
>Total points won: 20-5
is this the power of #NextGen?
>>
>>76755316
>with his shit brother.
>despite being younger than him, Alex is the one named after his dad
Do you think his dad could see into the future at what a disappointment his firstborn would be, and decided against letting him carry on his name?
>>
>>76755298
too much fucking hair
>>
Zverev needs to shave and cut his hair.

Why does he choose to look like a fucking highschooler?
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>>76755363
This. Mischa is handsome, Sascha is just a toddler.
>>
>>76755363
Maybe to get dem Schoolgirl bucks.
>>
>>76755347
They probably used Mischa as a guinea pig to test what works and what doesnt so they could build the best tennis player possible with Alexander.
>>
>>76755387

Alex also had Mischa to practice with.
>>
Ok

Federer is in GOAT mode
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Based raperer speeding up the match so I can watch F1.
>>
>>76755395
I dont think that was of too much help for him tbqh.
>>
>>76755405

More like Zverev in choke mode.
>>
This kills the next gen hype.
>>
>>76755427
perhaps in the last few games, but fed got the first break purely by GOATing.
>>
>>76755405
>7 winners in the first set
yeah nah, Zverev's just been shit
>>
if this isn't rape then bill cosby is innocent
>>
I mean just give Fed the wimbly trophy already
>>
Just tuned in

>6-1

has fedgoat gound his form?
>>
>>76755516

>has fedgoat gound his form?

What did he mean by this?
>>
>>76755516
Partially, but Zverev just seems a bit slow and unsynchronized.
>>
Nadal is gonna destroy this Federer
>>
dedrev
>>
>putting a hand on zverev's back
>humiliating him in front of his home crowd

federer is BRUTAL
>>
This kills the lanklet
>>
Zverev is KAPUT
>>
There will be no more excuses for Federer fangays when Nadal will destroy him @Wimbledon. This is peak Federer
>>
confirmed for SHOOK
>>
>36 year old Fed is this much better than the bets player from the next gen

kek
>>
>>76755588
>than the bets player from the next gen

That's Thiem though.
>>
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>>76755580
>when Nadal will destroy him @Wimbledon
>>
>>76755580

>peak federer

not even close
>>
>>76755600

Theim is already 23, he's this gen

I'm talking like 20 and younger
>>
>>76755580
Nadal said himself that he's very dissatisfied with his grass performance. Knees are bugging him on grass.

Might just be mindgames tho.
>>
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>>76755580

>Nadal
>Literally hasnt gotten past the round of 4 at wimbly since 2011
>>
Federer can meme on any inexperienced player so fucking hard.
>>
>>76755604
>>76755607
Don't @me Murray mugs, whatever you say is invalid. I want real people to have this discussion with me.
>>
>slippy S
>>
Reminder that Nole lost to this
>>
>>76755637
more like sleepy, am i right?
>>
end the reddit spacing

please
>>
>>76755642
To whom hasn't he lost to this year?
>Murray
>>
Was there ever a good lanket player?

no Delpoo replies please
>>
Federer hasn't been anywhere near this good all week

Has he been hiding his power level?
>>
>>76755649

>Being so far up on the autism spectrum to care how people space posts

Back to /r/eddit with you
>>
>>76755633
take your pissbottles when you leave
>>
>>76755667
bot
>>
>>76755670

He was just memeing all week
>>
>>76755674
ur're still doing it melvin
>>
>>76755675
I guess I hit a spot there.

PMSL @ anglos!1!!@!
>>
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>>76755642
only because there was not storm the night before
>>
>>76755693

And i'm gonna continue to lad
>>
>>76755694
hugged your sister recently?
>>
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>>76755667
>>
>>76755681
He was a good player, but is he really a lanklet?
To me he is at the peak limit of the normal height.
>>
Holy molly, that defence from Fed.
>>
>>76755710
o/f course, being that you are redditman
>>
>>76755715
1.88 and sticks for legs. Lanklet to me.
>>
FEDGOAT IS

O N
N
>>
EASY
A
S
Y
>>
GOAT
O
A
T
>>
>>76755715
hey romania, shaken your sister's hand recently?
>>
Dat drop
>>
>those dropz
>>
>sliced backhand
This kills the tall lanklet
>>
POST WEBM
>>
>>76755732
Yea, you seem to be right, he has that lanklet frame. However, he is the only one that has ever reached succes in tennis
>>
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rekt
>>
I wouldnt be suprised if Nadal does what Fed did and he just skips Wimbly
>>
Federer is just taking the piss. After the match people will probably highlight how poorly Zverev played, but that ignores that Federer made him play like that. Terrific use of slice and placement, especially when returning, never gave Zverev a chance to get set and feel comfortable, he was always guessing about where the next ball would come.
>>
>>76755788
daily reminder this guy posted his own pissbottles
>>
>>76755801
Zverev is tilted as fuck by now. He had plenty of opportunities, but Federer makes him screw up.
>>
The next gen is literally shit tier
>>
an hour of tennis?
if you're lucky!
>>
>>76755809
I'm not that animal.
stop
>>
Reminder that Zverev beat Nole
>>
>>76755824
come now, it's always you
>>
This is fucking over. Yet another youngster that gets a beating this year.
>>
gg no re
>>
>lanklets
>>
was that less than an hour
>>
4/4 in finals this year

nice
>>
>16th grass title
FedGOAT
>>
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>36yo beating 20yo
>>
>Didnt even drop a set
>>
>>76755843
52 minutes.
>>
>>76755853
And wasnt even fucking close to do so. How many BPs did Zverev have in the match, 1?
>>
>German crowd clapping on 1 and 3

Germans are so fucking square.
>>
>>76755852
Age doesn't mean shit in tennis anymore. Prepare to see Lopez beating Cilic.
>>
>>76755870

I meant he didnt drop a set the whole tournement
>>
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tfw have to play the GOAT on grass
>>
>get comfy for 2 hour match
Expected more from the youngster
>>
>>76755879
fck off redditista casual
>>
>22 winners
>8 unforced errors
It really won't get much better than this.
>>
>>76755887
Then prepare for Cilic-Lopez, that has potential to go to three sets.
>>
>>76755870
0 in the first set. 1 in the second one.
>>
Assuming no injuries Fed is literally going to be able to play till he's 40 isnt he
>>
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>>76755898
Only if it's the overlord's wish.
>>
>>76755895
some of those UFs were real mishits. it is not like federer played a perfect match. but it def was very impressive.
>>
that was federer's 100TH ATP TITLE YAY
>>
>>76755853
>>76755870
>>76755879
He lost to HAAS last week
>>
Federer still won't win Wimbledon, I bet you Murray or Nadal will win
>>
>>76755928
True
>>
>>76755968

He was memeing
>>
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>>76755975
>Nadal
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I just hope bot doesn't come back
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UAE is here with a brit flag
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How do you know?
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>You're playing great, I mean dude you're 35 wtf
What did Zverev mean by this?
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>>76755958
pretty neat

is that the most? I suppose connors would have a lot
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3rd most in open era, top players don't play doubles as much as they used too.
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