*marries used leo di caprio's cum rag*

FIVE
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Brady=5 rings
Leo=0 rings

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*gets bailed out by coin toss*

>>76719126
arent all womyn cum-rags of someone else?

>>76724480
Not if you pick them virgins, which is the only way to go. You shouldn't settle for damaged goods.

>>76719126
Literally a coin toss

>>76724510
>You shouldn't settle for damaged goods
this so much.

Well it's not like Brady was a virgin when he married her or something

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>>76719126
Brady is a gold-digger. Literally married her for her money

>>76724510
Almost an impossible task. All women lose their virginity by 18.

Can you really believe a woman who says they are a virgin?

>>76724684
t. virgin

>>76724510
>t. virgin

If I had a gf I would love to watch Tom and Gisele have a threesome with her.

If i had a boyfriend i would love to watch Tom and Gisele have a threesome with him.

If I were a girl I would love to have a threesome with Tom and Gisele

>>76719126
Didn't Gisele used to fuck fucking Pelé?

>>76719153
Leo has an Oscar though. How many Academy Awards does Brady have?

>>76724799

Ok I'll do it for you

>>76724684
Here in the US, I think it's like 7 percent of women saved themselves for marriage. I'll have to look it up and make sure it wasn't fake news

>>76724952
>saved themselves
You are forgetting the socially awkward, the ones who believe in princes and the ones that think like they're too good for shit and drive away even the Chaddest of Chads.

ITT: virgins

I would probably fuck any women Leonardo has been with.

>>76724995
Yeah. I can't find that article, but the one I found was a gov site and it said about 3% of males and females save themselves for marriage, with 60% of those being females. 20% of churchgoers save themselves.

>>76725060
wewlad
marriage isnt worth

>>76719139
RINGS
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>>76719126
you do realize most women are used cum rags by the time they marry. at least the ones from first world countries. one of the many shit realities of life.

>>76730828
You have to put it out of your mind. One maybe two previous longterm bf's is about the best you can expect.

>>76725060
I'm the 3%

>>76730828

Women desire sex
If women didn't desire sex, they wouldn't have sex with you

"One of the many shit realities of life"

Pathetic. kys

>Handsome
>GOAT QB
>Nice kids
>Married to a beautiful horse

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>76732536
Poor guy

>>76724510
As long as they don't have any kids it's fine

ITT virgins

I fucked a virgin and it was the worst sex of my life. Took forever to get my dick in, painful for her and she just layed there. I dated her for a year and had to teach her everything and ask her to do anything. No spontaneity whatsoever and no skills.

I much preferred fhe nympho i dated for six months. She could deepthroat my dick, she rode like a champ, literally fucked like a crazed pornstar. Most intense orgasms of my life by far.

Give me an experienced girl any day. Virgins are for other virgins.

>>76733284
Nobody asked your opinion, Chad.

>>76724716
>>76724725
t.roastie

The only people that stick up for roasties are other roasties literally nobody else would stick their neck out for them their is no logical reason.

>>76724862
His biopic will win one,they will cast Captain America as Brady.

>>76733284
>>76733302
>He doesnt enjoy inflicting pain with his dick.
>He is not strong enough to where it doesnt matter to what degree she co-operates(dick sucking is the exception).

He is no Chad.

dicaprio is a meme who's only relevant because of titanic, brady is the GOAT

>>76733284
Kek my ex gf was a virgin can comfirm. Never even made any sort of attention to even touch my dick and just laid there shit was weak af

>people still don't realize dicaprio is gay

He even has the same dating contracts as Erin Rodgers

>>76724510
I didn't fuck my ex but she sucked my dick and gave me lots of handy's.
Is she a cum rag?

>>76724480
every single woman on gods green earth is a cumrag considering their fathers came in their mothers and they came out.
>tfw next time you kiss a woman((if you ever do)) you are actually kissing her fathers seed

>>76724684
>all women lose their virginity by 18
kek, try by 13
if you didnt have sex at 13 years old then there is literally 0 chance for you to ever lose that v card. its a sixth sense that women have that they automatically know whos a virgin or not.

>>76732550
>You should give up to all your desires
>not pathetic

Hmm

>>76739482

of course

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Actually she dumped Leo the liberal after dating briefly.

She has said that as soon as she met the GOAT Brady she's knew he was the man she wanted to make a family with.

Leo is like a 40year old liberal child brainwashed environmentalist hypocrite.

Brady is actually a grown man.

Brady has a family that loves and respects him

Leo has money and is still unhappyband is a cynic.

Gisele made a smart choice dumping him quick.

>>76719126
>Brady's girl fucked Leo before she met him
>your girl fucked Brad that works at the grocery store before she met you

Let's keep things in perspective.

>>76724862

Academy awards do not mean much of anything anymore.

Like most things, Liberals ruined them by making them Affirmative Action now too.

So now a ridiculous movie that NOBODY but NY liberal elites liked, or California white libetals saw got Affirmative Action Oscar.

Moonlight: About a negro drug dealing criminal who is supossed to elicit respect/sympathy bc he is a homosexual.

So what if the story sucked, the actor was forgetable, the message stupid and fake, and the mivie literal Oscar bait: it was pure SJW mythology and Affirmative Action Oscar by rhe Academys new " diversity" oscars.

>>76739536
not everyone lives in a country where women are used as fleshlights for their extended family.

>>76735127
>poo in the streets

>>76746250
cringed

>>76724680
>alone on a jet with Ben Affleck and his bang babysitter
>Ben Affleck would willingly drain your balls with his own mouth
>thinking Brady didn't get a crack at her after she tried the rings on

>"Tom... your fingers are so... big"

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>>76746639

>Your hero

>>76751729

Jesus dude, just stop

Oh, so the mods will prune my comedic thread, but not this bull shit? Fucking pigs