/trans/ - you dont win leagues with Salah edition

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1st for Carveries

>Premier League newcomers Brighton's hopes of signing Ingolstadt's £2m-rated Austria left-back Markus Suttner, 30, have suffered a setback after the German club said they were not prepared to let him go. (Argus)

Sunderland's hopes of appointing a new manager have been hampered by ongoing takeover talks, leaving the club 'in limbo'. (Sunderland Echo)

>Nottingham Forest striker Apostolos Vellios, 25, is understood to have to returned to Greece to complete a move to Olympiakos. (Nottingham Post)

Arsenal are in talks with Lyon to sign their highly-rated striker Alexandre Lacazette, according to Sky sources.

The Ligue 1 club's president Jean-Michel Aulas has told the forward, who came close to an exit last year, he can leave for £44m this summer.

Lyon rejected a £29m offer from Arsenal last July, while West Ham also tried and failed to sign him with a club-record £43m offer last summer in their ill-fated pursuit of a top forward.

Lacazette verbally agreed to make a move to Atletico Madrid in May, before it was scuppered by the Court of Arbitration for Sport's upholding of a transfer ban imposed on the La Liga club.

Lacazette has said he will only move to a club who are playing in the Champions League, which is not something Arsenal can offer next season despite qualifying for the competition for the previous 19 seasons, but the Gunners are confident of landing the player.

Lacazette scored 37 times in 45 games last season and was an unused substitute in France's 3-2 victory against England in Paris 10 days ago.

The 27-year-old has scored 119 goals in more than 200 appearances for Lyon and has represented his country at every level from U16 to the senior side.

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>>76718675
Good edition

>>76718710
Is this finally Arsenal's year?

I-is this the current thread?

>>76718858
Yee lad

>>76718858
if you see an American bumping it, its the wrong thread.

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>>76718858
Ye

>>76718903
>mad
>at perfect usuable, valid threads

>>76718943
A

>>76718955
it's G

>>76718943
puff.

>actually solid meme announcement video
>lovely lean
>great smile
>pacy as fuck
Is Salah signing of the summer?
Spoiler: yes

>>76719069
>50m for a prem flop

>>76719069
Where the lean m8?

You don't win leagues with salah

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>>76719129

>>76719143
>that blank sign which used to say 'Firmino'

>>76719143
Liverpool's attack is beginning to look like a boat of refugees.

>>76719143
o fug

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>>76719143
Based

>>76719143
Is Momo attractive?

>>76719193
Post the other version.

>>76719169
This does not fookin capcize

Whats up with Newcastle and frenchniggers? Why do they keep signing ligue1 rejects?

>>76719218
Why cant they leave Montpellier alone

>>76719143
based king momo

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>>76719203
Don't have it

This is a good thread

>>76719160
>>76719143
Is Firmino just getting someone else's number?

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What is his fucking problem??

>>76719310
Klopp is putting a strict no gays policy. Just waiting on Lallana and Henderson to announce theyre living together and they'll get the boot

>>76719310
Salah is in the way of his no. 14 1/2 shirt

>>76719310
9

>>76719328

Henderson to United Confirmed.

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>>76719310
Yeah but they launched this kit last season and a bunch of fans and kids already have Firmino 11 shirts.

>>76719310
Bobby got 9

>>76719336
That's aubomyeng's number la

>>76719343
City did this with Aguero lol

>>76719343
lfc tweeted that if you send ur Jersey in he'll sign it for free. Not to bad of a trade off me thinks

>>76719352
I think you mean mbrrrrraaappe

>>76719354
They offered to replace >for free it or get aguero to sign it
Wish I had one desu

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>>76719346
>Calling Firmino "Bobby"
>Calling Couthinho "Phil"
kys m8

>>76719364
Nah it's pretty fucking shit. Notice how they're not just replacing them with the correct kit number.

>if you send us your fucked up shirt, Firmino will scribble on it for you

>>76719364
More like some work experience kid will

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Reminder that Arselel online store did this

>>76719434
This. Firmino is on holiday.

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GF just sent me this, I think I'm feeling something

>>76719445
Reminder that Chelsea started selling Robinho shirts before City bought him. Then Robinho started doing interviews talking about how happy he is to join Chelsea. Fun times.

>>76719429
>>76719434
bunches scousers won't know the difference anyways

Alcântara, Sneijder & Gaitan when?

GGMU desu

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>>76719550
you now remember Mikel signing for Man United

>>76719550
On the same day United literally abducted Berbatov and held him in a room so city (the only team spurs had accepted a bid from) couldn't sign him

Because Fergie was in charge they got no punishment for this even though Spurs were forced to sell him for less

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016–17_Lega_Pro
>Paganese was deducted 1 point in relation to Dirty Soccer 3 case.[10]
Any lasagnas want to explain what this was? Did a player star in a porno or something?

>>76719681
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Italian_football_scandal

Dirty Soccer was the name of the overall inquiry, which later split into different strands

Paganese were betting on their own matches iirc

>>76718675
>Arsenal are in danger of breaching Premier League wage control rules


Fucking what? Their wage bill isn't bigger than Cities, Uniteds or Chelseas, how are they going to fucking break it?

>>76719655
I still remember that day. It was announced on the news in the morning that City had been bought over. They spent the rest of the day trying to sign virtually everyone else's targets. Dimitar was never going to join City anyway. He was set on joining United and winning titles. I was watching a Robinho interview video a minute ago and forgot that City even contacted Brazilian Ronaldo back then about a potential transfer.

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>10 pm
>26 degrees
>0 wind

K I L L M E

>not even 60 posts in +1hour

TRANSFERS WHEN?

>>76719765
...brehs

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>>76719765

McGeehan to Barnsely

Well there goes one of our few good midfielders

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>>76719797

>>76719746

>http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/7827696.stm

>>76719827
Wanna trade an archive of carvery-posts for your babs collection?

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>>76719849
>assistant manager openly saying that shit

They were such amateurs.

>>76719889
Bowen and Hughes are still awful for that shit

>>76719849
>A City delegation has been in Italy and reportedly made a bid in the region of £100m for the midfielder.

So insanity bids still existed back then?

>>76719935
the last explosive muslim at the wings for Liverpool was Oussama Assaidi

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>>76719935
Now that's what I call a good post

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>>76719863

>>76719966

Mané is muslim

>>76719935
CONFIRMED

OUR YEAR TBDESU SENFAMS

>>76719990
Based
https://ufile.io/ber7f

>>76719765
wew lads didnt know she was that hot

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>>76719935

>>76719935

Now that we've won the league in June we can fully concentrate on getting our 6th Champions League trophy.

Literally who can even stop us?

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>>76719434
>Scouser kid
>Work experience
>Work

>>76719930
Milan should have forced the deal through tbqh. Kaka was already fucked by then and they sold him to Madrid for ~£40m less a few months later.

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>>76720037

https://www.mediafire.com/?nmou7jb806xfsae

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>Aubameyang available for £60m
>Mou obsessed with getting virtually any £80m target man

>>76719849
thanks for giving me idea of another shitpost
>>76720269

>>76720276

why would you want aubameyang

hes literally all speed and misses like 6 chances a game

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>>76720259
Thanks la'

if you rate aubameyang you never watched a dortmund game

>>76720314
No one watches bundes desu.

>>76720289
>already deleted
jannys back then

>>76720351
really earning his paycheck

>>76720314
i always got the impression he was a african vardy with less workrate

>>76720351
I guess they commit both hands to eating hotpockets

>>76719395
except that's what people here in liverpool call them, and both players have expressed that they like it, particually firmino

the north americans are still bumping the other dead /trans/ thread

I genuinely don't see what all the fuss is about concerning M'bappe. He's literally a French Jamie Vardy. Most of his goals in the CL came from a ball over the top or a defensive error high up the field , so he could use his pace to beat his man. Monaco were basically Leicester with Falcao being an infinitely classier version of Ulloa

>>76718675
chelsea literally won the league with salah you abl scum

>>76720300
He outscored Lewandoski in Bayernwinslol liga

>>76720448
shut the fuck up

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>>76720417
>here in liverpool
>actually living in liverpoo
KEK

Without cheating, name the only player to ever score in six consecutive Champions League games.

>>76720468
got no problems with Leicester, mate

>>76720505
>gets btfo by American
>s-s-s-shut up!!!!

PEW WEW.

>>76720526
Wasn't it Ronaldo this year?

>>76720559
Nope, it was 2010/2011 and spanned across two clubs

James to Utd rumours will be back tomorrow

>>76720433
it's not dead if people are still posting in it

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Haha lmao :)

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>>76720768
that is really bad

>>76720768
what the frig!!!

wheres the upvote button???

>>76720768
KEK

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>>76720768

why did you post this

>>76720587
Eto'o

>>76720768

>No snubbing involved

0/10

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Lollll

Comedy gold!

>>76720826
nope, one of the clubs was Bourdeux

>>76720858
Those are pretty funny desu

>>76720858
lmao

>>76720859
Chamakh?

>>76720858

Not really funny, just factual.

>>76720874
Winner winner chicken dinner

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>>76720865
They are epic!

Make sure to like subscribe and click the notification button!

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>>76720888

>>76720888
RVN scored in 9 consec
Raul scored in 14 consec
fake question

>>76720929
woops nvm raul scored in 14 consecuctive seasons
but ruud has the consecutive match record

>>76720948
You sure about that m8

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>>76720768

>>76721018
wikipedia doesnt lie m8

>>76721123
m8...

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>>76720768
EDIT: Wow, thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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*goes to bed*

>>76721133
*teleports behind you*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Cup_and_UEFA_Champions_League_records_and_statistics#Other_goalscoring_records

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rate his lean lads

>>76721194
Think you need to read the OP of this comment chain ;)

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just came back from the corner shop

>>76721220
Needs to be careful or he might slip

>>76719935
extremely good post

>>76721220
Not a fan of the hand in the pocket de arimasu, I'd say 6/10.

>>76721220
Cool, calm, stylish. Great beard, nice smile. Lovely blocky table to lean on, 8/10

>>76720538
kek, haven't seen this meme in a while

>>76721238
>being a pedant
ruuds record is much more impressive

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:)

>>76719218
>>76719233
wasnt that just pardew doing that?


at least they signed a defender

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Friday night lads

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>>76721455
I was looking forward to going out tonight but working 8 to 8 today really fucked me off. Wanted to get smashed as well.

Anyway, just had a wank to this instead.

>>76721455

>spending a friday night on /trans instead of picking up slags.

KYS

>>76721498
I don't think you understand, this is my safe space and you're not allowed to attack me like this

http://www.strawpoll.me/13269112
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>>76721484
First of all, that's a penis, right?
Second
>8 to 8
Where do you work? just curious.

>>76721701
I was helping the father on the farm and its hard enough working. Not REALLY hard manual labour but manual labour for that long just fucked me off physically and mentally.

Also yes. It's a very feminine weewee

>>76719143
He looks so weirded out

>>76719212
underrated bigot

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anyone know if he's any good?

>>76721614
Why not both?

>van dijk just liked John Terry on instagram

Reminder that Chelsea has the best 3 man defence:

Sandro-Christensen/Ake-Luiz-Van Dijk/Cahill-Azpilicueta

>>76721994
>CB who has never played a back 3 before
this'll be fun

>>76721994
It's a shame Zouma got himself injured.

>>76721994
van dijk is still coming to anfield lad

>>76718675
Arsenal without Sanchez will be West Ham tier. He's saved them points countless of times.

>>76722020
van dijk has played 2atb before tbf
>celtic needing to defend

>>76722029
Eh, I don't think he was ever that good as many Chelsea fans suggested. He's your typical pacy and strong centreback, like Sakho or Bailly. In a parked bus, he looks amazing because more focus is on the defending.

In terms of physicality, he was god-tier but build-up play, being press-resistant and just plain passing skills are all dogshit. His physicality was highlighted even more in 15/16 due to Chelsea's defence being dogshit. Zouma had to make more last-second recoveries and flashy slide tackles.
>>76722020
>this'll be fun
Chelsea's current back three haven't played 3atb at the professional level once in their career, there's no way Van Dijk somehow fails to look good in that system.

>>76722125
Yeah, the fact Zouma couldn't pass to save his life probably doomed him from the start. That's why I believe Ake has the chance to make it, he's smart enough to be a proper defender.

>>76719143
>Gomez

Literally whomst?

>>76722206
Joe Gomez. Below average player liverpoo fans were saying was good, but then got injured and haven't heard of him since.

>>76722235
>finding talent within the english league system

>>76722206
young lb/cb who has been injured since liverpool signed him, klopp seems to like him though

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>>76722206
papu to lfc

>captcha: brendo calle

>>76718675
Any update on the Van Dijk to Liverpool situation lads?

Who /local derby/ tomorrow here? Here btw. Think we'll win lads.

>>76722285

reminds me of russell howard

>>76722201
I think loaning Ake or selling him w/ buyback to Southampton would be a smart move if >we do buy Van Dijk. By the time Luiz is 33 and unable to continue starting at the high level, Ake will be 24/25 and ready to walk into our first team.

Ideally, the back three would be Ake - Van Dijk - Christensen, and that would depend on if Azpilicueta is moved to RWB. Its highly likely considering how we've barely been linked with a LWB, Conte being seemingly autistic about asymmetric wingbacks with one being attacking minded and the other more defensive. Azpi is the perfect defensive wingback and moving him there eliminates the height problem, leaving Sandro as the attacking wingback.

>>76722299
BTFO by Abramovich, sorry la

>>76722285
is this lad homosexual inshallah?

>>76721244
Would be solid if you got a kit Kat instead of lollipops

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who /GOAT snack/ here?

>>76722337
Selling Ake with an option to buy him back would be ideal, as silly as it sounds. Especially with how much Conte seems to rely on Luiz.
I hope Chelsea don't fuck up and lose both him and Christetc.

>>76722393
Are you Polish or something? Never seen them, ever.

>>76722285
>whites in charge of dancing

Fs, lids.

Why are you so shit at knowing what time the gossip comes out.

Arsenal have held further talks with Lyon about 26-year-old striker Alexandre Lacazette, who would be a club-record £49m signing. (Telegraph)

Chelsea have agreed a deal in principle with Monaco for 22-year-old midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, and hope to complete the £35.1m signing next week. (Evening Standard)

Manchester United are making progress in their pursuit of 24-year-old striker Alvaro Morata but have yet to agree a fee with Real Madrid. (ESPN)

Liverpool will bid for Monaco's 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe if they believe the Frenchman would be keen to move to England. (Times - subscription required)

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has spoken to Mbappe to discuss a move to the Gunners and the teenager's career plans. (L'Equipe, via Independent)

Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane, meanwhile, has told Mbappe he will sell one of his strikers if the France international joins the Spanish club. (L'Equipe - in French, subscription required)

Arsenal are ready to sell Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to Liverpool, with the 23-year-old midfielder likely to be one of seven players to leave the Gunners this summer.

Newcastle are close to completing an £8.7m deal for Eibar's 26-year-old defender Florian Lejeune. (Evening Chronicle)

Bayern Munich want to sign Atletico Madrid's 23-year-old Belgium winger Yannick Carrasco, who is valued at 50m euros (£43m). (AS)

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney, 31, is struggling to find a new club, with suitors unwilling to meet his transfer fee or salary demands. (Mirror)

Stoke City have warned Arsenal not to pursue 24-year-old goalkeeper Jack Butland. (Stoke Sentinel)

Manchester City will insist on a buy-back clause in any deal for 20-year-old striker Kelechi Iheanacho, who is a target for West Ham and Leicester City.

Manchester United are interested in Barcelona's 28-year-old left-back Jordi Alba, but a deal will be difficult to complete this summer.

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>>76722415
Christensen especially. The way he anticipates and executes tackles is crazy. Managers like Poop will be thirsty for one of him or Ake if we fuck up with them.
>>76722393
bad post, desu

>>76719069
>40M for the IS Jermaine Pennant

>>76722468
Everton's 23-year-old winger Gerard Deulofeu is a target for Italian side Roma. (Romanews, via Liverpool Echo)

Huddersfield are prepared to offer a club-record £11.5m for Montpellier striker Steve Mounie, 22. (Mirror)

Galatasaray have made a bid for Chelsea midfielder Mario Pasalic. The 22-year-old moved to Stamford Bridge in 2014 from Croatian side Hajduk Split but has never made a first-team appearance. (Milliyet, via Express)

Barcelona hope they can strike a deal to sign forward Ousmane Dembele, 20, from Borussia Dortmund in next summer's transfer window as a move this year looks unlikely. (Mundo Deportivo, via Metro)

Brighton are the first team to move for Middlesbrough midfielder Stewart Downing, 32, who has been told by Garry Monk he can leave the Riverside. (Sun)

>>76719069
yes

>>76722440
Nah always get them if i'm on holiday. Some corner shops have them here but it's pretty unusual

>>76722457
Papu is a proud black men senpai

Mbeepbop should become the new Anelka

>>76719069
>£60m for the egyptian navas

>>76722551
more like Egyptian Gervinho since he was a flop in the prem and went to Roma on the wing and had a revival season

>>76722551

more like Egyptian De Bruyne since he was a flop at Chelsea and went to a literally who team on the wing and is now going to tear the Premier League apart

>>76719743
My guess is it might be related to turnover or something?

>>76722605
Don't bother, being ABLiv is a mental illness.

>>76722630
Anything but Livorno?

>>76722651
>Anything but Livorno
definitely me

>>76719849
>100M
>500k per week wages

I know we're actually not far off this being reality now but that would have been fucking insane in 2009

>>76722667
shouldn't you be watching the NBA/NFL brought to you by BLACKED ??

>>76722667
You think I'm going to liverpool?

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>>76722539
he wishes he could be quenellka

>>76722667
You're more likely to get shot by a fucking toddler than I am to get killed by a Muslim

>>76722824
>deleted because you can't read

>>76722845
Sad thing about 4chan is that a lot of the younger posters now take dumb memes seriously

>>76722845
>>76722867
t. mohammed

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>>76722851

>>76722867
t. Ryan from London
>>76722845
t. Mohammed al Shariff from London

>>76722990
Ryan's a welsh name you wazzock

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>>76721392

>>76722605
your mom is a literally who

Fabinho is going to United lads :)

>>76723475

Thanks for the update lad. Just seen him posing in front of their official tractor partner at Manchester airport.

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>>76723589
"Eyy Fab, you need picking up from da airport pal?"

>>76723589
>>76724121
goddamnit, as a customer this is the most amusing shit ever
thanks lads

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Is there any semen slurping games to casually watch while playing FIFA or some shit during the summer? Anyone know when Chelsea are going on tour?

>>76724436
Confed cup is on, under 21 world cup is on, mls is on, and probs some other meme leagues.

Chelsea toy starts 22nd July

Is Wayne Rooney really out?

>>76724626

No. Nobody wants him so United are stuck paying him £300k per week to sit on the bench,

>>76724702
Waited too long to sell him to china lol and the chinese started discouraging big transfers

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>>76719203

>>76724436
4chan cup la

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>be Arsecucksanal
>can't win anything with team
>going to lose their best players
>can't even sign any more players because they'll go over the wage limit
>this limit doesn't seem to apply to other clubs
>have to sell their depth, best players and their youth talents so they can take massive risks on shit players or utter memes like Mbappe

This is fucking golden. It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dowwwwwn.

>>76725899
>going to lose their best players
>can't even sign any more players because they'll go over the wage limit
These two are mutually exclusive

They'll only hit the wage limit if they keep ozil and sanchez

>>76725899
Don't forget

>wenger in

>>76725971
Wengmain means Wengmain

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>>76725971
That's good for them thou, cause without wenger, they'll drop to where they should be, 12th or so. wenger has kept them up in top 4 for years and made money for his jew board. but hey, im sure eddie howe will get £500m a year to make Arsecucksanal relevant again, that's obviously the problem, not the board wanting to spend. totally.

>>76725952
that's the point, they keep them, they're literally getting rid of depth to keep players who can't win them anything. they get rid of them and they replace them with memes. it's impossible for them to get into Top 4 now because the wages will be too much, so no new players, no chance of top 4.

it's over for them, rightly so, i look forward to them dropping to 8th-10th this year and then fighting for relegation when Wonga resigns/fired. Gonna be glorious.

Top 4 is basically confirmed for Liverpool now and we'll challenge for Title if we get some more players like Salah. One striker away from it.

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>>76726064
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>>76726137
1. We got Top 4 last season, which was an improvement of the season before. We got refballed out of cups; but that doesn't matter.

2. I never said we had best players in the world in every position, only that if we got a player like Salah some more we'd be challenging for Title. Top 4 challengers are City, Chelsea, Spurs and us. United might be there if they also improve a lot (and they will because le spend the most of any manager in recorded history man is there).

3. Just because some mongs like Fitizen act like that doesn't mean it's true. RAWK is also cancer.

4. Doesn't defeat my point that the only club that came close to stopping Top 4 last year is unable to buy new players or keep their own. They're literally fucked. No other club suffers this problem. Yet you're telling me they're going to stop us from Top 4? Fucking LOL.

Arsecucks are where they belong. We're back where we belong after years of refball. It's now on and since we don't have African Cup to stop Mane from raping it up, we're golden as long as there's no Hazard tier injuries.

But no, you stick to meme pictures, I'm sure it'll make facts disappear.

>>76726265
lmao didn't read

>>76724702
Nobody wants him because of the wages. Wait until he realises he's hit the wall and needs to lower his standards.

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>>76721994

>van dijk literally admits he wants to join liverpool

>UH UH HE JUST LIKED JT ON INSTA CHELSEA CONFIRMD

>Lindelof
>Fabinho
>Morata
Pretty happy with this, dexu. Now all >we need is a player with something a little bit special about him. Then >we can easily finish above Liverpool this season.

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>>76726669
>Then >we can easily finish above Liverpool this season.

Epic. Spend another £500m to finish above us... Which you won't. Mouyes literally has most spend of any manager ever and has one of the largest spend to trophy ratio. Bragging he can drain clubs dry isn't impressive.

I thought United used youngsters and didn't buy success?

>>76726669
If we actually get fabinho i'll be delighted, he seems perfect to sit behind pogba and herrera and can also cover rb.

Perisic seems like the other player mentioned most in transfer news

I'd love if we got Chicarito back for another striker option but it won't happen, I like belotti too but i suppose it's either him or morata

>>76726709
>Mouyes literally has most spend of any manager ever
Who gives a shit? The money in football is amazing these days. An average WBA player nowadays is worth more than the entire squad of Real Madrid in 1960.

>>76726709
>I thought United used youngsters and didn't buy success?
Utd have Rashford and Lingard, plus Tuanzebe and Fosu-Mensah are coming through. Pereira will probably play a role next season too. It might not be much but name another PL club that comes close when it comes to their own products.

>>76726742
I just want a pacey, tricky left footed winger. I'm probably the only Man Utd fan that would take Di Maria back in a heartbeat for £45-50m. He's not the best age but the average age of the squad will be good anyway with those players in plus Rooney and Ibra out.

>Chicharito
Would be nice for £10-15m.

>>76726754
>who gives a shit when a manager will spend billions and barely get any success for it, get fired and then do it at another club

literally the cancer killing football, not that faggot either. he helped cement this culture of £50m for shite like Salah or whatever.

>Then: Hey this player is worth £10m, let's see if we can get £15m for him!
>Start Of Moneyball Era: Hey this player is worth £10m, loads of clubs want him. Oh hello Mr Mourinho, what's that? You'll give us £30m for him? Wow! Deal!
>Now: This player is worth £10m, but because managers like Mourinho will spend just to get a player (and sometimes never play him) to weaken us or weaken other teams who can only afford £15m at most, we better whack the price up to £50m starting! After all, they get so much money these days from TV, it is practically the law to overcharge for a player!

Cancer. End yourself immediately.

>>76726834
Define 'their own products'. Because Southampton and Everton produce lots of good players.

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Listen, I might pop...just *clears throat* pop down the, er, chinky, do you want anything?

>>76726853
Bad comprehension. Guy was bringing up money to criticise Mourinho. I wasn't saying money in the game doesn't matter per se, I was saying it doesn't matter with reference to him.

>>76726834
Shaqiri? Mahrez?

>>76726834
Mouyes really rates di maria so why not?

>>76726853
don't use the word moneyball if you don't know what it means

>>76726926
Ew.

>>76726908
bit racist mate

>>76726916
You mean he doesn't care (Mouyes) that he's spending so much? Aight, I can see that.

>>76726948
I was under the impression moneyball was the use of statistics to measure a players worth? Ie, selling overvalued players and buying undervalued players. Which is true at that start.

>>76726908
Imagine if this was today, /pol/ and /tv/ would riot.

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>>76726265
>scouser delusion

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>>76727002
>I can't argue in football terms why you're wrong, so I'll just post meme pictures

Switch to pasta's next mate, there's like a dozen of them.

>>76722020
>you now remember Per Mertesacker putting on a MOTM display at Wembley in his first start of the season and his first ever game playing in a 3 ATB formation

>>76726853
You're an idiot. Transfer fees went up because of more money in the game, not because of a change in culture.

Clubs don't say: this other club is spending like a mad cunt, better spend like a mad cunt too! What happens is the money that clubs goes up and then one club spends a lot more than was usual previously (inevitably: one has to be first) and then a bunch of other clubs match that. Dipshits conclude wrongly that they're all following the first club.

Hard to believe people are this fucking stupid.

>Then: Hey this player is worth £10m, let's see if we can get £15m for him!
Clubs always tried to Jew each other when selling players. It's always been to their benefit.

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>>76727021
this shits the same as arsenal fans the last two seasons.
>we have world class cech, ozil, sanchez blud
>mustafi/kosc/bellerin best defenders innit
>united, chelsea, city shitting the bed blud
>its our year blud.
fast forward to january
>leicester getting lucky
>injuries stopped us this year
>next year blud

what makes you think liverpool is any different than arsenal?

>>76726998
I think Moneyball is buying a player based on how well he can perform a specific task, instead of how good his all round game is. That's what I got from the film. But I defer to the American.

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>>76727021
Jesus you must be actually autistic

>gives serious responses to memes and one or 2 word shitposts

lmao no one gives a fuck what your saying

when are leicester signing more decent hard brexit defenders

>>76727096
literally none of that was said by arsecuck fans, because they're irrelevant, /sp/ isn't fucking relevant to fans just like RAWK isn't to Liverpool. We're different because we have won stuff of relevance and we actually look to improve every year rather than make £££ for literal Jews.

>>76727121
Then fuck off out of /sp/, mong.

>>76727166
I accept your concession

>>76727096
>this fucking post

Why would somebody do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

>flag

Wew.

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>>76727166
>REEEEEE GET OFF THE SPORTS SECTION OF MY ANIME FORUM

>REEEEEE TAKE ME SERIOUS

lmfao

>>76727188
Why the fuck you replying to me? Or you using a proxy and forgot to switch? I didn't reply to a fucking yank.

>>76727216
Go shitpost somewhere else.

>>76727166
>1 (one) league cup in 10 years

>>76727232
I think you might be happier somewhere else

>>76727247
>trophies are all that matter
If that applied you wouldn't shitpost about Arsecucks or United then, wouldn't you? So fuck off you mong.

>>76727273
Or you can attempt, just fucking attempt, to talk about football for once.

Hey /trans/, I've been traveling for the last days, what new trans-related memes I missed?

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>>76727135
murderball hard cunts epl XI?
gk: foster
back line: morgan, huth, terry, shawcross, gibson, curtis davies, james collins
midfield: lee cattermole, behrami
striker: diego costa
manager: pulis/dyche

>park the tank, break some legs
>when noone else has any healthy players alive who can stop us la (pic related)?

>>76727166
>improve every year
What, imperceptibly? How come you haven't won the CL yet if you improve every year?

>2 World Wars and 1 League Cup la

>>76727293
>we have won stuff of relevance
>amerifriend points out lack of stuff
>hurr durr trophies aren't all that matters

>>76727293

>Or you can attempt, just fucking attempt, to talk about football for once.

But you're just angrily ranting about Arsenal and United

>>76727294
being an american and whining

esp. about threads being made before 500 posts

>>76727293
You could attempt to be less mad

>>76727315
The fact we nearly went bankrupt and had to be saved by utter mongs who don't know anything about football? Klopp does now and he's showing it by buying quality players like Mane.

>>76727328
Yeah? But not recently which seems to be all that matters you for. Arsecucks have NEVER won a European title and United had to be refballed to theirs.

>>76727335
Still talking about football. It's called replying to points and posts before.

>>76727356
>go to thread
>talk about my team
>LOL PEOPLE DIED LOL ONE LEAGUE CUP MEMES PASTA IMAGES LOOLOL
>I defend my team
>LOL U MAD? XDD

>>76727356
lmao dunno why this post made me laugh so much thanks anon

>>76727366
>Multi-post replying
I can just hear your thieving scouse fingers clacking away on someone else'e keyboard as you get frustrated about another internet comment

>>76727366
The club you support is humorous to me.

>>76727402
>stop replying this way my autism can't contain it!!! :((( ANGRY POOPY TIME!

this is you, not that utter faggot either, but you need help.

lolerpool

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>>76727427
Just had a PTSD attack, thanks dickhead

Morata or Belotti?

Also will Barca sign both Veratti and Dembele?
Neymar, false 9 Messi, Dembele?

Or Messi switched to Iniesta role and Neymar Suarez and dembele up top with Verrati and Biscuits behind Messi?

>be Liverpool fan
>turn up late to a FA Cup match
>be drunk
>be violent
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE the stadium
>start stealing and getting into fights
>THOUSANDS OF US vs a couple of dozen of grunt officers
>Match Commander "Shit, we can't control all these young, drunk, violent people who are crushing people between the official entries and the thousands of them behind, if only they had turned up ON FUCKING TIME..."
>"I know, let's let them in the back exit, they get in, nobody is crushed, the thefts drop and we don't have a riot asking for the LATE LIVERPOOL FANS, THE VERY SAME FANS WHO STABBED PEOPLE TO DEATH IN BELGIUM TO ENTER ORDERLY IN THE CORRECT ENTRANCE"
>[Le open door]
>"OK LA LETS GO GO IN AND GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED AREAS OF THE STADIUM :^) WE WON'T GET CRUSHED LIKE WE WERE OUTSIDE! :^)"
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED! FUCK THE POLICE REEE WE'RE THE VICTIMS! NO WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF UK BANNED FORM EUROPE! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YNWA!!!"

The stadium was illegally open ANYWAY. Blaming the police for these deaths is the same as blaming the toll keeper on a bridge that the bridge collapses when it's covered bumper to bumper with cars.

Fuck you, Livercunt fans. Always the fucking victims

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster.

You caused this yet you have the balls to claim you're the victims. 96 wasn't enough.

>the last 20 posts are brits
Go to bed you fucking degenerates

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>>76727604
>FUCK THE POLICE REEE

makes me chuckle every time.

>>76727585
GK: Stegen
DL: Alba
CB: Pique
CB: Umilt (or however it's spelled)
RB: Sergio Roberto?
DM: Mascherano
CM: Veratti
CM: Biscuits
RW: Messi
LW: Neymar
CF: Suarez

That's what I'd do. If they signed Dembele? They could play him as a attacking mid if they're against strong defensive teams or if they wanna rack up GD and use him instead of Mascherano. Or they could replaced Biscuits and move Dembele up (or make him go forward from CM). Or replace Mascherano with Biscuits (could move him to CM as well) and have Dembele further up.

>>76727936
>DM: Mascherano
>CM: Veratti
>CM: Biscuits
C'mon, son.

>>76728109
What's wrong with that? I'm just trying to fill them all in. I did change it later on. What would you say is the right formation?

>>76728175
442

>>76718675
>watford want to sign an english player
fake news confirmed

>>76727665
interesting post

>>76728175
Busquets wouldn't be very good further forward and you'd play Rakitic/Iniesta over Mascherano.

Not sure they'd sign Dembele. Don't think they'd have that much money left over after Verratti.

If they really want Dembele, i'd say go 3-3-1-3. That way they can play Messi as the ten and not get overrun in midfield because he doesn't like tracking runners. He can press the opposition CBs instead.

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>>76727936
>DM: Mascherano

>>76728284
I never intended Biscuits to move further than CM. Maybe I worded it wrong. As for Rakitic and Iniesta. I guess but the former hasn't been great and the latter is getting old.

That said it was a hypothetical assuming we HAD to play their new signings. I don't see why they'd do either of these signings. Dembele would be better off at Italy or PL imo if he moved at all. Too much competition in Madrid + Barca. Though A.Madrid could be a good move. I can't remember who they have in attacking mid.

>>76728367
Where else should he play? He's too small for CB and I don't think he's fast enough for CM. I dunno, I'm biased, Attacking Mids (Centre) are my favourite position but I also have a real soft spot for DM's. Mascherano isn't the type of defensive mid I like, but I have a soft spot for him.

Put Biscuits in instead, Verrati and Rakitic/Iniesta CM and Dembele CAM/AMC

>>76728409
>nerman ratking dembele
> messi
> verrati biscuits

>>76721966
very interesting signing
He is good actually

>>76728586
Does Dembele even play regularly on the right wing? I honestly don't know. That'd be pretty good if he can. Messi down the middle would be pretty sick.

Also anybody on picture captcha going really slow? Back to Legacy...

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>Southampton have appointed Mauricio Pellegrino as their new manager.

>The 45-year-old Argentine replaces Claude Puel, who was sacked earlier this month after one season in charge.

>Pellegrino stood down as Alaves manager in late May, after losing the Spanish Cup final to Barcelona and finishing ninth in La Liga with a club that had been promoted the season before.

What the fuck is Southamptons aims? I doubt Pellegrino can do anything amazing with them. I can see him scraping a League Cup final, but I don't see wonders. He might fight Arsenal for Europa (speaking of which, who gets Arsenal's FA Cup Europa spot? Doesn't the League Cup also give it? I think FA Cup should give CL spot desu).

Who knows. Since Saint's produce great players (for Liverpool to overpay for) I don't see why they can't do well.

>>76721257
sides

>>76721966
he's a big guy

>>76728730
what sort of meme reply do you want senpai?

>>76728773
just a standard "for you" my friend

>>76728730
>>76728773
>>76728723
>>76728820
Samefag

>Proceeds from the 2017 FA Community Shield will be donated to support those affected by the Grenfell Tower fire.

>Arsenal will play Chelsea on 6 August at Wembley Stadium, and £1.25m could be raised from the match.

>be muslim/immigrant
>come to UK
>get free housing, money and benefits
>millions spent updating your free housing
>some mong puts a fridge up against a wall and set fires to the place
>REEE FUCKING GUBBERMENT REEE ALL YOUR FAULT MURDERS REEE NOT ALL MUSLIMS!
>Fuck loads of footballers give money to them and charities and shit
>now more money is coming in
>for people WHO ALREADY GET FREE MONEY AND FREE HOUSING

Ultimate wew.

Also, nobody will go see Arse without Sanchez and Ozil, so that £1.25m they plan to make won't happen.

>>76728658
That's where he plays for dortmund

>>76728981
I honestly thought he played more in the middle. My mistake then.

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>>76728881
sorry but you are wrong my friend

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>>76729001
Inspect Element edit is so hard these days, isn't it?

>>76729044
you are a strange person to accuse me of such a thing
how sad

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Morning, lads.

>>76729349
Just banter lad, calm down la'.

>>76729381
>mfw Spurs fans made her quit Sky

Bastards.

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>>76729412
Im hoping it eventually fuels an all women footy show with her, Hayley McQueen, Natalie Sawyer and Kirsty Gallacher.

A bit of a United bias, I know

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I really really don't like Chelsea selling Traore.

>>76729705
>LRL wants his club to ruin everybody who joins them careers because lol
>Loan Army is great g-guise!
>Just lure them with insane amounts of money

kys

>>76729381
Surprised this hasn't been shopped yet

>>76728409
>He's too small for CB
He's been pretty good at CB for them, hasn't he? Won 2 CLs playing in that position.

>>76729956
Yeah but who was available to replace him? They got Ulminti or whatever his name is now so it makes sense. I'm more of a leg-breaker type DM.

>>76727936
>>76728409
t. plays too much fifa

>>76730162
Not true but you're probably Payetfag so who knows.