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Is he Cell key material?

Draft 7 pm EST / 1 am CET

>NYR trade Stepan, Raanta to ARI for 7th overall and DeAngelo
>CHI trade Panarin, Motte, 6th for Saad, Forsberg, 2018 5th

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20 million free cap space

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We believe in one goal, the Saadfather Almighty, creator of possession and production, and of all tangibles seen and unseen. And in one Forward, Panik Christ, the only-begotten Son of Q, begotten of the Saadfather, Lamplight from Lamplight, true Goals from own Goals, begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Saadfather; by whom all production is made, who for us and for all bandwagon fans salvation came down from Rockford and was born of the Virgin Konroyd and made Manchild.

He was crucified under Carcillo Pilate, suffered, benched and was buried on the depth chart, and the third game he rose again, according to the Scoreboard, and ascended into the first line, and sitteth on the right hand of the Toews and the left hand of the Hossa, from thence he shall come again in glory, to score against the Preds and Leafs, whose cup drought will see no end.

I believe in the Foley-Olcyzk, the Toews, the giver of Goals who proceeds from the Saadfather and the Hossa, who with the Saadfather and the Hossa is adored and glorified, who has spoken through the prospects.

We believe in one Foley-Olcyzk Alcoholic Church and for the forgiveness of commentary sins, and in the resurrection of the Corsi statistic and the playoff series to come.

Amen.

Makar is a bust prove me wrong

Arizona are actually trying to build a playoff team

and the question is

WHY

>>76717911
It really wasn't a bad trade for Chicago I don't know why everyone's getting assblasted over it

>>76717927
i can't

>>76717923
Can't wait to see them sign someone to a Gomez tier deal

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>one Trouba/Hamonic/Tanev pls

What the fuck Chevy?
Trade for a fucking goaler already you piece of fuck.

Reminder that the rangers have 20 (twenty) million in free cap space.

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>bettman tried desperately to rig the season to give the golden knights' a chance to win their first home game by letting them play the yotes

>the yotes respond by not being a complete joke and actively build a team better than Vegas'

NO BRAKES ON THE VEGAS TRAIN

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>Hossa can't play because of a dick rash
>Hjalmarson traded away for nothing
>Panarin traded for some dune coon they got rid of two season earlier
>signing Mike Glennon for 16 million a year
>trading up to draft Bitch Trubinsky
>getting rid of Jimmy Butler for no reason

How can a single city get this BTFO over the course of one offseason?

So did the Seattle Coyotes win this trade?

>>76717937
Is this what is meant by feminine penises?

>>76717974
can't wait for them to give shittenkirk 7x7

>>76717995
No the Seattle Thunderbirds won the trade

>>76717984
Saad is one of the best players in the league though

>>76717984
Having bad front offices make bad decisions.

It's not really that big a mystery when you actually use your brain.

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Holland please don't do anything stupid today.

>>76717995

good deal for both

they get a good backup and a stepan who maybe needs a change of evirionment

but rags get to free up some valuable cap space, and a pick

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>>76718003

>>76717999
as a longtime >rags fan, it's almost guaranteed they'll do something retarded like this.

Imagine how many cups Hank would win if he weren't in a shit tier team like rags

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>>76717924

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>>76718015
>yfw 9th overall for two second rounders

Will the >rags finally draft someone worth drafting with the 7th pick?

4 YEARS 16 MILLIONS FOR KRIS RUSSELL WITH EDMONTON

>>76718035
Iginla @ $4.5M cap this

Remember last year when people said Jarmo was the worst GM in the league?

>>76718009
The Bears are laughable, but the Blackcocks have done just fine.
/hoc/ is mostly just salty/butthurt.
>they are so shit!
>oh wait, they took a steaming alberta on my team's face...again!
>we'll get em next year because they are shit!

And no, I'm not a blackcocks fan. But the /hoc/ hivemind is pretty obvious on a few things. The Hawks being the most obvious one.

>>76718053
Makar

Makar-Day future all star pairing
in the AHL

is there a single good GM left or are all of them retarded?

>>76718050
I don't think it would be that bad but trading 9 + 38 to Vegas for 13 + 15 and miss out on the potential first liners is something Holland would do.

>>76718065
They said it only because he's finn and NHL is racist against finns.

>>76718093
Yzerman

JUST

>>76718109
>still hasnt traded stamkos
>good

>>76718074
>SWEPT in 4 in the first round
>wongs went to 5 games against tranpa and we're objectively shit
Yeah, nah, reddithawks truly do suck

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>>76718054
>oilels handicapping themselves
>first traded eberle
>now this

>>76718134
>losing to the team that would go on to the finals is bad

the games werent great and they shouldve had 1 or 2 games but they wouldve lost to them anyway

>>76718054
Already seen an hour ago

>>76718093
Shittsburgh is amazing.
>repeat champions
>20 million cap space
thats something special.

Poile in Nashville regularly wins his trades, as well.
Everyone else is basically just average or below average.

>>76718109
>that drouin disaster
>dismantling a competitive playoff team for "our young guys who might be good someday"
>Stamkos for big money, never plays a full season.
he's only average I'm afraid.

>>76718054
>eberle is USELESS and so expensive
>sign kris russell for 4 million

man

>>76718149
if this is the money they needed to free by trading eberle then fucking kek

>>76718119
>Got Sergachyov and a 2nd for Drouin
>Bad

>>76718134
>citing different years because you have no argument
Wongs didn't make the playoffs, and haven't been relevant for awhile.
Blackcocks have THREE stanley cups in that time.
you are grasping at straws.

If you are not Pittsburgh or LA you are not anywhere close to the Cocks this era, sorry.

>>76718190
Sergachev*

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Is Ray Shero actually good or was he just lucky with Pittsburgh?

>>76718200
Nobody is close to Pittsburgh in this area. Back to back trumps everything.

The Wongs at least were the best in the decade at their peak, something the Cocks can't even do.

>>76718200
I cited different years because a worse team managed a single playoff win, which the """"good"""" shithawks couldn't even manage

Face it, they're through

Did the rangers make a mistake getting rid of Brassard to keep Stepan?

Who will they target in free agency now?

>>76718214
Botterill helped a lot. Especially with WBS, which has been a great team in the AHL

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>looking forward to shitpost on /hoc/ during tonight's draft
>remember the prospects are shit this year

>>76718232
>moving the goalposts this much
face it, you got BTFO you salty retards.
Your claim that the blackhawks are poorly managed is false.
Your shit team would love to have three recent Stanley cups right now. Don't pretend you wouldn't.

Detroit is decaying far faster and in much more severe way than Chicago is, as well.
>Mrazek is bust,
>Larkin is a career 20 goal scorer tops but maybe not even that
>Fast greek really just isn't that good aside from le skate fast.
>Zetterberg and Howard are aging fast.
>abdelkader and other shit signed to your team
>no defense to speak of anymore.
You will be like the Avalanche soon. I give you maybe 3 more years of missing the playoffs before you tank into pure garbage. Enjoy!

>>76718211
>Using the americanised name

>>76718305
First 10 picks are stacked

>>76717930
They're leaving soon. Give them a hell of a season before they leave

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>>76717930
>yfw Sparkledogs reached conference finals more recently than caps

>>76718309
>moving the goalposts
Aww, reddit thinks he can debate! How cute

>>76718309
They have Hronek who has top pairing potential for defense, Cholowski and Saarijarvi with 2nd pairing upside.

They are not too shabby on prospects and could draft a defenseman this year

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>tfw don't need to make intelligent moves because this year is guaranteed to be our year

>>76718326
More like being successful wil force them to stay and make a deal done in Tempe.

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you know, if you were white and had an IQ above 75 you might remember when I told you I'm not even a blackcocks fan, I just know you are a salty fucking idiot.

You have really only proven my original point. Cheers bud!

>>76718325
>first 10

More like first 4

>>76718422
>being this mad

minisoda just traded some guy for some other allegedly also a guy

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daily reminder that no GM will ever have a daddy dick as long, dense, or meaty as this smug fuck

he probably retired because the swing factor was bruising his inner thighs every time he made a save

>>76718101
This desu, look at Koivu and Granlund not winning anything and tell me north americans aren't racist towards mongoloids.

>>76718385
haha yeah, waaaayyy different than Tyson Barrie, Nikita Zadorov and all the "elite" blue liners the Avs told us they were going to have!

Enjoy the dumpster, Detoilet.
Its where that city belongs naturally.

>>76718309
>Detroit is decaying far faster and in much more severe way than Chicago is, as well.
We would rather just tank for better picks than just make it to the 1st round of the playoffs and lose. Chicago is heading towards the role that the 2010-2016 Red Wings played in the playoffs. Not getting past the second round and often 1 and done.

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>rags

>>76718485
>we

>>76718422
>i-im not even a reddithawks fan!
>but they sure are a good team, arent they fellas??

>trading Hjalmarsson for NOTHING

lmao

>trading Stepan for A BUST

lmao

>>76718460
Dude you're a fucking faggot

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>>76718485
just fuck my defensemen up

>>76718422
>salty

Reddit is that way

>>76718484
>we signed bad players on purpose
>we are thrilled that our young goalie turned out to be a piece of shit!
>we love knowing our draft picks haven't been as good as we once thought they might be!
delusion

The Cocks may not win any more cups, but they won't be Colorado Avalanche tier like Detroit will be.

>>76718485
>rags

>>76718485
>New York Rangers
>Talking about Kitchener
Pick 1

>>76718309
The decay started when the NHL implemented a salary cap. The "Detroit model" isn't a real thing unless someone wants to find the next great hockey talent in fucking Latvia and spend $150 million USD if their wasn't a cap

>top kekalainen and friends have ~10.5m in cap space and counting

so, who has a top forward that needs a new job? anyone except Shane Doan pls.

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>>76718485
>rags

>>76718305
I dunno if player depth in prospects is bad but there is no clear top 3 leaders like in the few previous years.

>>76718409
Who knows if that plan will work, but I would want them to stay in Arizona, but Seattle isn't bad of a market as well

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>>76718485
>rags

>>76718544
Take RNH from Coilers, they'll probably settle in for a 2nd round pick or some 3rd line grinder.

>>76718534
be honest lad, are you frothing at the mouth while you furiously type this out?

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>>76718548
>cantpucks

>>76718544
Duchene?

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>>76718566
>>76718485
>>76718524
>>76718539
>rags

>>76718583
>unironically living in Slovenia

Get your ass back to Tbilsi, Milosevic

>Crosby so superstitious that his OCD compelled him to sign for only $8.7M for 12 years
>get it front-loaded before NHL changed the rules
>McSecondary about to coerce Oilels for a $14M longterm deal
>almost certain the cap won't rise at its current pace

>>76718542
Detroit "fans" are some of the worst.
They always pretend they are still elite or will "bounce back any day now!"

The fact they even try to imply their franchise is close to ANY team that has been competitive for cups is a worthy of ridicule.
They are not even close to Tampa Bay, let alone teams that actually win the damn thing.

>but we were great once!
yes when you could buy all the best players from Russia and get carried by Niklas Lidstrom you were good. But thats not a thing anymore, and it isn't coming back, Detoilet.

>>7671810
It's truly tragic, Finland

>rags

>>76718565
Seattle is a big market but they've proven they cannot really support a bad team. The Sonics ironically have more fans now than when they actually played there, the Seahawks needed to become a total juggernaut of a team to attract all those bandwagoners, and the Mariners are dead.

Daily reminder that Carolina drafted Zack boychuck over karlsson and the isles drafted reindhart over forsberg

>rags

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>rags

>>76718053
Ignoring McIlrath rags have been a great drafting team with the picks they had

>>76718626
Mariners do have fans galore on /sp/, so it wouldn't be such a bad choice of a market, even if they're shit

Rags have a ton of young talent. They aren't going anywhere

>>76718660
>on /sp/
/sp/ doesn't matter in the real world though.

>>76718607
Did someone hit a nerve with you, bud?

>>76718676
top kek you fucking retard
>rags

>>76718607
At least Detroit actually has fans when they're doing bad, Blackcock fans straight up didn't exist before they got Kane and Toews.

>>76718676
>Lots of young talent
>There's only 1 good prospects that's known

Okay, suit yourself and watch the islanders return to glory with ho sang and barzal

>>76718607
>This Hawks fan is literally damage controlling because he has to relive the mid 2000's

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>>76718702
>At least Detroit actually has fans when they're doing bad
Anon I,.....

>>76718702
Detroit literally had to give away cars to get fans to go to games. They don't have fans.

>>76718660
Only because people in Seattle don't leave their homes

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>Mfw our drafting was shit
>Suddenly change in 2013
>Get better overtime
>Soon snag some good players in the minors
>Trade for better defenseman
>Lose first round pick to Boston in 2015
>Then regain from trading bust in reindhart
>Get barzal
>Get bellows next year
>Trade pick again in shit draft year


What's next? Is Garth snow a turnaround GM or is he still Shit?

>>76718544
Hanzal

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is he cell powerhouse material?

>>76718767
he's average

>>76718767
He will be shit unless he can win the cup

>>76718715
>>76718690
Rangers haters can suck it. Islanders are trash. This is our town.

Name another team with more playoff wins in the last 10 years

Where are Radulov, Dadonov, and Kovalchuk going to end up?

>>76718804
https://twitter.com/mirtle/status/874101577795215365

Even if you chop off two seasons I don't think it's enough to move the >rags up much

>>76718832
in a hot tub with trump

>>76718724
>attendance starts to go up after yzerman drafted
>still 12 years before they became good
Can the reddithawks say the same? Or did they all show up AFTER the cup?

>pens gonna swindle bergevin in a maatta for galchenyuk deal
>lock up schultz and dumoulin long term
>go on to sign oshie, alzner, and boyle out of fa
>go onto threepeat

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>>76718804
name another team with more playoff exists

name another team whose fans care more about cupless playoff runs

the rags are a polished golden turd

>>76718832
>Radulov
Back to Nashville probably

>Kovalchuk
Blue Jackets

>Dadonov
No idea who that is

>>76718832
Dodonov is going to LV

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>tfw chevy isn't going to sign a goalie and it's going to be another mediocre season

>>76718789
He could do it possibly if the pieces go right.

>>76718804
If it's your town, then why the hell did you get fucked by Ottawa in the playoffs? You never won a cup since 1994, and you could have LOST that one also. Keep thinking your hot shit, but it'll eventually stop and lundqvist will want the cup on another team

>>76718767
Snow is like the specialist RPG character with weird start skills who you have to git gud to play.

>king of the waiver wire
>makes meme trades and really bizarre moves that either pay off or make him look like a guy playing EHM
>not great at drafting
>bad with contracts

>>76718860
>alzner, oshie
>known chokers

Please dont sign them

>>76718893
Lundqvist is ancient, he'll probably retire next season.

>>76718860
Worst part is Bergevin is stupid enough to do that and the Pens actually have the cap space to pull it off.

>>76718889
what happened to hellebuyck, is he yet another american goaltending bust?

>>76718832
>Radulov

I'd want to say Minnesota, but maybe the Devils could pursue him

>Kovalchuk

Jackets or sens

>Dadanov

Coyotes or blues

What the he'll are the >rags going to do about goaltending? They traded away their last 2 backups with starter potential and hank is due to retire soon

>>76718914

Our goalie coach is toxic. Too early to call him a bust but he's not ready to be a starter.

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>oh hey Pete
>haha wat r u doin with those contracts, Pete?
>haha Pete?
>Pete?
>Pete pls
>pls stap

>>76718922
They have given up and admitted their window has closed and rebuilding, its only 4 years too late.

>>76718922
finding a backup goaler is easy

>>76718906
He's sucked at drafting then changed in 2013. If you ask me, pulock onward has been a treasure trove of great prospects. Along with that meme trade to Edmonton for barzal, he has done well. Add that with the leddy, boychuck, chimera, ladd (Too Long of a deal) and prince deals, and he's changed this team.

Also, letting go of berube was great

>>76718914
He looked good but close to a bust

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You just know (((Berg)))evin won't let Bowman keep the spotlight very long.

What kind of bargain is he bargaining right now?

>>76718939
But that doesn't solve the problem when hank retires and there's just some scrub to take his place

>>76718964
he still has 3-4 seasons left at top level

>>76718944
getting good at drafting the second your team stops getting naturally high pics is the most fucking Garth Snow thing on the planet.

>>76718909
Oshies playoff numbers are actually pretty good and Alzner was the Caps only consistent dman in the playoffs other Schmidt

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

>>76718607
This.
Not even a reddithawks fan but the wongs are easily the most conceited, flatulent organization and it rubs off on their fans
They're like the St. Louis Cardinals of the NHL

>>76718944
also the Berube thing was peak madman Garth, especially being fucking cheeky and putting Pelech on the list before anyone knew what was happening

>>76718982
...to draft a bust?

The Red Wings hate from Blackhawks fans is pretty funny. It's such a one sided rivalry because the Blackhawks have never been the Red Wings rival and likely never will.

>>76718999
no to win lord stanley's cup silly

>>76718989
>not even a reddithawks fan
no one believes you m8, you've already been exposed. stop posting and try again later

>>76718989
I agree, I have met cats and dogs smarter than wings fans.
Some wings weenie yesterday was trying to pretend the wings were the last of the teams who drafted all their good players players and won, and didnt use free agency and trades

>>76719003
>a reddit tier fedora tipping fanbase from a decrepit city full of shitskins
Apt comparison. Wings, Cardinals and the Spurs.

>>76718978
He's such an oddity yet he can draft well. Don't know what the fuck went on in his head during the prior years. Drafting niederider over tarasenko?

>>76718992
It's a smart move though. We have a backlog of goalies coming up, so berube was naturally going to go. Pelech isn't too bad, but at least we kept our players and core defense. Vegas would be retarded to take de Hann anyway

>>76718980
>oshies playoff numbers are good
>15-16-31 in 55 games.

Hes literally a goal scorer that only had 10 goals in 25 games on """""stacked""""" Capitals teams

Even worse numbers on St.Louis

>>76719019
Well the anon dissing the Avs does not realize that they actually were the Wings biggest rival at one time, something Chicago could not do.

>>76718922
rangers have a lot of talent at goaltending in the works and hank has a couple of years left in him at least

>>76719018
Heard that argument before too. It's literally their version of
>we play hockey the right way
Fucking cringe.

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I WANT MORE TRAAAAAAADES

>>76719038
I especially liked how he kept Berube on the roster for the whole season which pissed off halak caused them to waive parenteau and miss the playoffs

classic garth

>>76719061
I mean, you'd expect that type of bullshit from a recently successful team like the hawks or kings or pens, but its been what, 9 years since the wings have won and they are still delusional retards? At what point do the idiots give up this stupid entitled schtick that the wings are special

>>76718935
You are retarded. Fucking gook.

>>76719105
Halak had a very odd year, because he was Shit for the first half then changed. Letting go of parenteau was retarded, and they kept berube because they fell for the "Former kings goalie prospect" meme.

It was a mess anyway

>reddithawks
>2.5 modern cups

>>76718867
there is no way Poile brings him back after that Phoenix fiasco

>>76719123
You know I am right, otherwise you'd produce some sort of argument, right?

Hey /hoc/ how does it feel to be cucked by reddit's team yet again. How does Penguin cock taste?

>>76719130
it was a monumentaly retarded move no other gm would do

>>76719110
As a wongs fan I hope we give it up now that the playoff streak is over and there's no hope in sight

>>76719150
You obviously have no idea what you are talking about if you think the Rangers window is closed and they are rebuilding.

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We may have lost the Cup, but I think we killed the Blackhawks.

>>76717984
See you guys in ten years. Jumping on the Canes / Sparkledogs bandwagon

>>76719167
I don't think you have to hope. If rosters stay as is right now, the Wings will likely be the worst team in the league.

>>76719110
The city's other 3 sports teams have sucked since forever so past Cups is all they have.

>>76719190
lol wut?
Pistons have won 4 championships in the last 30 years.

>>76719172
Do you honestly thing the rags window is open? Even after getting exposed for the past 5 years?

Vegas/Arizona WCF
Blots/Canes ECF

Get fucked gayboys

>>76718929
I've never seen a goalie coach so obviously bad since the Jets. St. Croix is so overrated.

>>76719188
>tfw >we may get the first overall in 2018 if buttman doesn't cuck us
w-we can still win the dahlinb owl right?

>>76719038
Yeah, that move with the 1-1 for Eberle is making it look like old Garth is coming back after a mediocre year. Considering that 1st in this draft class would most likely just turn into the equivalent to a player the Isles need now at best, and they got to keep all their trade pieces and free up cap, I had no issue with him letting it go. Same to the second, but that can also be recouped from another trade before that draft happens. If Snow really wants to draft someone, it seems like he always trades up into the pick.

>>76719105
>>76719130
>>76719155

If Vegas ends up signing Berube as their backup I would not be surprised if he had been McPhee's pet project from the start but it was easily the worst decision Garth made this year, though I think the conditioning stint was good for Halak ultimately.

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>rags making dumb moves that will lead to their collapse
>opens up the chance for us and Isle-bros to make the playoffs
>due to bandwagon both cities get their shit together and Quebec gets no team
Loving
Every
Laugh

>>76719221
desu that would trigger the shit out of me. Fuck the sunbelt

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So long old friend

>>76719221
>Based weather conference final
>But not based Jets/Yotes whiteout battle
7/10

>>76719235
Dahlin is nice but the top 3 next year is all good. Just don't pull an Avs and fall out.

>>76719258
>not wanting Knights/Kings WCF

Bend the knee

>>76718074
I just want to encourage you to start making references to 'steaming Alberta' outside 4chan.

Lets get this going.

>>76719208
>"4"
>1 in the past 27
>haven't won a playoff game in a decade

>>76719244
Both of us will enjoy the suffering from rags fans.

>>76719241
The eberle deal worked for us though, so I'm glad we did it. Tavares finally has someone to shoot with, and could create a good chemistry. As for berube, he will continue to suck for Vegas, but he isn't going to be on the team

>>76719221
Not likely at all

>>76719290
Its actually 3. I'm not a huge apehoop fan but the Pistons have been successful in the 21st century.

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>he doesn't know yet
Loving
Every
Laugh

Have the Pongs traded for Nate Schmidt yet?

>>76719320
Manipulate the cad or bettman will never put a team there

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When Petey signs Russell

lmao what the FUCK are the pooazona pooyotes doing? Did that heat wave melt chayka's brain?

>>76719390
they made good trades tho

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>your team
>that active player you should have never gotten rid of

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>>76719390
Take a guess

>>76719396
>trading for two players that will be old and shit if/when the coyotes ever get competitive

How mad will you be when the Canucks draft Peterson (aka the next Datsyuk)

>>76719414
The rebuild failed and their prospects are bad, trading for already good players is their only chance right now to improve.

>>76718832
>Radulov
KHL lol
>Dadonov
VGK
>Kovalchuk
NYI

>>76719414

They got cucked out of ever being competitive when Edmonton won the McDavidb Owl and forced the Coyotes to miss out on both him and Eichel

>>76718922
Shestyorkin is already a KHL allstar at 21
one of Wall and Huska will turn out alright
G prospects were all the Rangers had before this draft
>>76719302
>tfw Stepan ended up on my favorite team in the west
>tfw Petterson and Liljegren/Brannström
feels good man.

when does the draft start btw

>>76719210
>going deep into the playoffs
>exposed

Yeah you are a retard

>>76719390
preparing for relocation.

They already got rid of their beloved coach and captain. Now all they need to do is tank and wait for their lease to expire.

>>76719426
Radulov did well enough that someone will take him.

Dadonov might not get signed though. VGK already to took two KHL memes, I doubt they'll go for 3.

>>76719443
7pm EST i think

>>76719446
>second round
>deep
lmao @ ur lyfe fuck boi
>rags

>>76719424
>1/3 of the team are busts
>1/3 of the team are good prospects
>1/3 of the team are vets who will be to old when the good prospects are developed
what an anus tier franchise, i seriously pray they fire everyone and relocate as soon as possible. The avalanche look at the coyotes and laugh.

>>76719390
They're getting ready to move out, but want to give the fans a good season before they potentially leave Arizona


>>76719426
Kovalchuk to the isles isn't going to happen. I'd like him to come here, but the cap is an issue at the moment

>>76719455
good, already feared that it would be 8 central. fucking NHL doesn't even show it on their fuckign site fuck bettman

>>76719409
>boilers
>Jeff Perry

Missing him now with the russell signing and sekera out

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Saw this graffiti when I was out walking earlier
>Golden generation

>>76719443
wtf not walking around west Chicago waiting for the draft to start

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>>76719515

>>76719542
isn't that where you get shot?

Keith Hjalmarsson
Seabrook Campbell
Oduya TVR
Forsling

To

Keith Seabrook
Oduya Murphy
Forsling Rozsival
Gustafsson


UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76718681
>

>>76719609
>Mariners have no fans and no media presence, but they have 3 autistic tripfags on /sp/ THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

script leaked

1 - Devils: Nolan
2 - Flyers: Hirschier
3 - Dallas: Makar
4 - Avalanche: Vilardi
5 - Canucks: Glass
6 - Vegas: Heiskanen
7 - Rangers: Pettersson
8 - Sabres: Mittelstadt
9 - Red Wings: Suzuki
10 - Panthers: Liljegren

>>76719616
>

>>76719621
I actually can't recognize a single name from that list

What a shit draft year

>>76719636
Nico is based and will go #1

>>76719621
>implying Stars won't trade

>>76719636
>casuals on my /hoc/
reeeeeee

>>76719572
United center is in a rough neighbourhood
No-go place for cops even during the daytime lol

>>76719616
You sound extremely butthurt

>>76719661
At least I'm not American

>>76719659
No It isn't

Its been built up so much that the niggers got pushed out

If you are within like 5 blocks of the arena it's fine

just left work lads what did I miss

NICO NICO NIIIIII

>>76719692
Stars confirmed for going 0-82
Arizona confirmed trying to make a run for the cup

Draft prediction:

1. Patrick - Devils
2. Hischier - Flyers
3. Tippett - Stars
4. Heiskanen - Avs
5. Rasmussen - Canucks
6. Villardi - Vegas
7. Makar - Yotes
8. Glass - Sabres
9. Liljegren - Wings
10. Vesalainen - Panthers
11. Mittelstadt - Kings
.
.
.
17. Foote - Leafs

>>76719682
this
t. used to work like a block away on Lake

>>76719682
Wtf I got off at the metra stop like a block away from there once and almost go murdered

>>76719704
H-how?

>>76719709
ARI traded their pikk

Pettersson has already had breakfast with Linden, met the Sedins, and Canucks traded for his Timra teammate Dahlen in the Burrows trade

Pettersson WILL get drafted FIFTH OVERALL by the VANCOUVER CANUCKS

>>76719738
Ah yes the annual Canucks Bust Draft Pick

>>76719709
Oh wow, haven't checked the last couple hrs
Thanks for the heads up
Pretty sick trade too
What will the >rags do now once Lundpads finally succumbs?

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>>76719738
please no

>>76719760
ment for
>>76719731

>>76719759
t. Prabhjot from Calgary

Is Yakupov the worst post-lockout 1st overall?

>>76719585
>Pokka won't be on playing for the Hawks next year

Are you forgetting about the golden generation?

>>76719785
Ekblad easily

>>76719785
he was drafted before lockout
but yeah, he is

>>76719785
yes
Johnson at close second

>>76719721
It's all office buildings, middle class apartment buildings and college facilities. The training grounds around the arena for the bulls keep growing and making the area even more built up.

Niggers live around there but theyre like 4-5 city blocks away from the arena and are more like tranquilized spider monkeys than angry baboons from all the police presence in the area

>>76719738
I've seen him a lot this season

enormous potential. If he was not a scrawny little kid he would be a lock for number one pick

>>76719806

04-05, not the half season

>>76719760
rebuild?

>>76719621
>Avs passing over Heiskanen
>Dallas passing over Heiskanen
>Makar ahead of Heiskanen
>Devils are going for Patrick

Shit list mate

>Suzuki to the Wings

Please be happening

>>76719738

Never heard of her tbqh

>>76719721
Was gonna get off downtown and thought it would be quicker to get off there and walk to union park (was going to P4K) so I walked east on lake until I got to Ashland. Never doing that again, too much gang shit

>>76719692
>Hawks
>Rags

This resumes what you might have missed

>>76719818
I don't think I can comprehend what living in a US metro must be like.

>>76719856
Ashland isn't gangs, just niggers that walk in the middle of the streets for no apparent reason

>>76719760
skapski and shestyorkin

>>76719838
Wouldn't a 28 yrd old goalie be ideal for that? He proved his worth this season during Lundpads bad stretch

>>76719409
>Bruins
>Seguin

Prove me Wrong.
>Mfw Seguin-Krejci-Pastrnak line

Sad thing is my dad thought trading Lucic was worse than Hamilton and Seguin.

>>76719880
Yeah Ashland is fine but lake was ghetto as fuck
I used to live at racine and Taylor

>>76719868
Expensive and inconvenient parking

Everything else is fine. Niggers are kept in their containment zone far away from the downtown areas and trendy neighborhoods. You have to actively look for trouble to find it in Chicago.


The crime and murders are all like at the very least 15 miles away from the downtown area and all of it can be bypassed with the highway system if you're driving into the city

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Reminder that any nordic poster here this evening and night is a pathetic loner who isn't out there having fun at midsummers eve.

Will the Yotes be the first team to win the Cup and then relocate the next season?

can we take a moment to appreciate the Vancouver Canuks draft success?

2008: Cody Hodgson
2009: Jordan Schroeder
2011: Nicklas Jensen
2012: Bradan Gaunce
2013: Bo Horvat and Hunter Shinkaruk
2014: Jake Virtanen
2015: Brock Boeser
2016: Olli Juolevi

>>76719929
it's snowing

>>76719868
Paris, Rome, London, and Berlin are more dangerous than downtown Chicago

>>76719938
That's a bad excuse for not running in the forest half-naked drunk off your ass with your friends.

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>>76719929
I was there earlier, went home 30 mins ago because my daugther fell asleep

>>76719936
You forgot Jared McCann, idiot.

>>76719888
again: Shestyorkin is 21 and a KHL allstar in his rookie season. when Lundqvists contract is over he will be 25, and they will probably share duties like Murray and Fleury did for the last 1,5 years of Lundqvists contract.
you really don't need to worry aqbout the Rangers goaltending :^)

>>76719922
think I still prefer my comfy town though

>>76719976
So did everyone else

>>76719936
>2008-2012 - Very few draft picks from being an actual cup contending team

>2013 - Horvat future captain and traded Shinkaruk for Granlund who scored 20 goals with an injured wrist

>2014 - No excuse here, fucking awful

>2015 - Boeser looking like an actual top line RW; 4 goals in first 9 NHL games

>2016 - Solid stay at home D man who can handle the puck

wow u sure destroyed us :^)

>>76719984
You have to be a retard to live in the city though. Suburbs and small towns are infinitely better. American cities are destinations, not residences.

>>76719984
>>76719883
Aaah, thanks! Didn't count him/them in

>>76719936
retired
traded for a minor leaguer
minor leaguer
minor leaguer
good pick/bottom 6 player
bust
?
?

>>76719957
damn I fucking hate Berlin

>>76719936
rip Luc

>>76719709
>5. Rasmussen - Canucks
Oh come on, no one is actually that retarded

Is lord 28-year old GM gonna build the Yotes into a team people that people actually want to watch?

>My soft shitty attempt at a mock draft

1. Hischier
2. Patrick
3. Heiskanen
4. Vilardi
5. Tippett
6. Glass
7. Makar
8. Mittelstadt
9. Valimaki
10. Suzuki
11. Rasmussen
12. Pettersson
13. Vesalainen
14. Andersson
15. Liljegren
16. Necas
17. Brannstrom
18. Ratcliffe
19. Anderson-Dolan
20. Lind
21. Thomas
22. Vaakanainen
23. Joseph
24. Tolvanen
25. Foote
26. DiPietro
27.Oettinger
28. Hague
29. Timmins
30. Poehling
31. Comtois

>>76720109
>5. Tippett

Into the trash it goes

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>>76720109
>5.Tippet
>10. Suzuki

>>76720028
Don't remind me

>>76720124
>>76720128
I took in consideration that the Canucks are drafting 5th

3 bongs

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>>76720009
Smaller towns with Universities are the best places to live desu

>>76720009
Cities are still livable if you don't live in some midwestern subhuman hellscape.

Rasmussen is gonna be elite where ever he goes.

>>76720053
You underestimate the Canucks

Hearing there is going to be a blockbuster trade tonight, boys. Get your snacks ready.

>>76720313
He'll be an elite 3rd liner :^)

>chiraq

FB comment on DeAngelo joining >rags

>"This guy has enormous potential, but he needs to stop with the Trump loving on Twitter. Not a good look if he's going to be playing in NYC, where people reject xenophobia and bigotry. Hope it doesn't cause issues in the locker room with Zuc and Zib."

>Stop liking what I don't like or you're narrowminded

>Forcing politics into a sport

ffs >rags fans

>>76720593
>Muh political statement

Kek

>>76719709
i think the consensus is that hischier is going first.
the cantpucks seem quite set on glass or mittelstadt.

>>76720632
Cantpucks fans*

>>76720593
>rags

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>Dorion feels like nobody is offering enough for Methot so he gives him to Vegas for literally nothing

holy fucking kek
>snes

>>76720643
bennings interviews the last couple days makes him seem pretty set on middelstadt or glass. he seems to be getting away from the big bodied center meme. lets see if the aquilinis force the local boy again.

>>76720717
>He wont go for the goalscoring winger in Tippett

:^)

>>76720746
Tippett is a good choice, isn't he basically Jakke Virtannen 2.0?

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>>76720746
>Tippett

>>76720766
Yes :^)

>>76720746
they have talked about trading down as well

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As long as we don't take Rasmussen I'll be happy

>>76720844
For what? More "muh physical forwards"?

>literally who : the draft
What's the fucking point this year

>>76720878
Sexy trade-downs i guess